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Let's try to get 5 same fortunes in a row!
(type fortune in the Options field)

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
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it's my understanding the fortunes are shuffled on a deck algorithm, so what you are asking is virtually impossible

Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
>>
it’s been so le long

Your fortune: Good Luck
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we have had 4 same fortunes few times but the situation is complicated by some people who i think were frauding by deleting posts

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
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>>11750160
before the archive could cache them?

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
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Your fortune: Bad Luck
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how many possible fortunes are there?
>godly
>excellent
>good
>average
>bad
>very bad
>outlook
>stranger
>mail
>hmm
>kita
>hazy
>better not
which is 13, assuming the rolls are actually random, you have a 1 in 371293 chance of getting 5 of a kind
i'll leave the ETA calculation to you but we are likely to hit >>12000000 before this turns up, and go through at least a thousand threads dedicated to nothing but rolling fortunes

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
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>>11750717
better get crackin on then, and maybe pray for some ~meme magic~ too

Your fortune: Excellent Luck
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>>11750122
the platonic solids are good example of 5 same fortune
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>>11750775
if ur not gonna fortune GET OUTTA THE THREAD

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
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>>11750776
the thing is I am using a tamper monkey 4chanx which does not show iptions field so I am a bit confuse
fortune : it's the days of a lifetime passing us by
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>>11750717
It's slightly better than that because we don't mind which of the 13 we get five of, which brings us up to 1/28561
so you see, we'll be done in no time

Your fortune: Average Luck
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>>11750825
that's the spirit!

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
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*sip*

Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
>>
You see, that's quite easy

Your fortune: Average Luck
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while we keep trying to do this, i suggest this be the theme song for this thread

https://youtu.be/GXFSK0ogeg4?si=r0x72aoZQfJ13bd6

Your fortune: Better not tell you now
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Ok I actually wanna see how well my day is gonna be

Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
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>>11750825
that's still about 100 threads but also you're more likely to hit it about halfway through
/dev/urandom will i ever not be a fat fuck?

Your fortune: Excellent Luck
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Your fortune: Excellent Luck
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;^)

Your fortune: Better not tell you now
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fortune

Your fortune: Outlook good
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Your fortune: Excellent Luck
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Your fortune: Average Luck
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Imagine losing the streak on the last one, so sade

Your fortune: Godly Luck
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serval

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
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Your fortune: Better not tell you now
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Your fortune: Better not tell you now
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pebis


Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
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Brap

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
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oh wow there are so many lesbian in here tehehe

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
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Your fortune: Outlook good
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>>11750122
Wow I didnt read the in a row part I thought we were just getting 5 same ones good luck anon

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
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win big on fish fish catch the game

your fortune: your fortune: reply hazy fuck your fortune:

Your fortune: Average Luck
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Ai rabu mai fortune
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>>11752148
Ai forgot mai fortun :(

Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
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>>11750788
unchucked debs on page 9

Your fortune: Excellent Luck
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Your fortune: Bad Luck
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>>11752674
me eating

Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
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Your fortune: Outlook good
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Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
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Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
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Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
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fortune

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
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>>11750122
>>11750699
>>11750788
>>11753499
>>11753500
SUBD

Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
>>
My nose is blocked now i can't smell properly help

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
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>>11753529
Sneez, NOW

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
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>>11753500
beary burg munch

Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
>>
>>11750122
I like when do le fortune hunt

Your fortune: Good Luck
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i like when whe get le 5 fortunes in a row

Your fortune: Godly Luck
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5 same fortunes is pretty lesbian

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
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Are you niggering me?

Your fortune: Outlook good
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>>11754591
le lesbian orgy lole

Your fortune: Excellent Luck
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>>11750717
there is one hard programmed fortune

if you roll very large repeating integers for your post then i can't remember exactly what it says, but it's something like "excellent digits are happening in your near future"
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>>11754681
seems legit

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
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>>11753500
mcbouble

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
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fortune

Your fortune: Average Luck
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#fortune

Your fortune: Better not tell you now
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Try.

Endure.

Your fortune: Good Luck
>>
noko

Your fortune: Average Luck
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average is the golden middle this one will work

Your fortune: Excellent Luck
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puh fak ey
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Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
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You are a robot.

Your fortune: Better not tell you now
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Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
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I will go beyond.

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
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The n words.

Your fortune: Outlook good
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the quest continues

#dark handsome

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
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>>11750122
everytime this thread gets started i figure out and post the mathematics behind why it is so staggeringly unlikely to occur and then the thread inevitably falls off the board because it's so staggeringly unlikely to occur and anons get bored and then a few weeks later someone starts it again and i have to re-do the maths to show why it's so unlikely. i should just keep the scrap paper i write it down on. anyway i'm not doing it this time i've spent all day doing math homework

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
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>>11755373
some people say it's about the journey not the destination anon.

*sip*

#Excellent Luck

Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
>>
>>11750122
does it work on phone
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>>11755392
when what where
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>>11750122
balls

Your fortune: Excellent Luck
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>>11755373
and like you said, this might take forever, to the point where even though bots normally snipe them, someone might completely fuck up your math, get >>11777777 and get the secret fortune
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>>11755522
dubs

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
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>>11755373
Just copy and paste the math, and it's possible, we will do it, ou descendents will do it, we cant give up

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
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fortune

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
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>>11755775
not a very good fortune there, Mis Fortune

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
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Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
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Your fortune: Outlook good
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>>11755771
>>11755775
>>11755823
>>11756417
two same alternating forchunes

Your fortune: Good Luck
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>>11751342
>>11751347
girls kissing
>>11751440
>>11751451
girls smooching
>>11751459
>>11751543
girls making out

Your fortune: Godly Luck
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Your fortune: Outlook good
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Your fortune: Outlook good
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Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
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Your fortune: Excellent Luck
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Supppp

Your fortune: Godly Luck
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>>11755233
>>11755244
>>11755255
>>11756899
two same numbers!

Your fortune: Godly Luck
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>Your fortune: Godly Luck

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
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Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
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>>11757192
literally me

Your fortune: Bad Luck
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I can only hold this form for so many posts.

Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
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>>11757213
TO GO FURTHER BEYOND.

Your fortune: Good Luck
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happy fortune !

Your fortune: Good Luck
>>
happier fortune !

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
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>>11757235
damn

Your fortune: Average Luck
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Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
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>>11755252
and also a slut

Your fortune: Godly Luck
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>>11755823
that's not miss fortune

this is miss fortune

she was my go to pick in league of legends when i just needed to completely and thoroughly curbstomp the early game

i also figured out the most insane interaction in the game with one of the items, duskblade mf, but i could only pull it off in aram

the original duskblade made you cloak when dealt damage, so mf by casting bullet time was constantly flickering for one frame into existence, so it was basically impossible to hit her

every single time i built it, someone on my team would say "why the fuck are you building duskblade on mf" and i would just say "when this ult hits 88 miles per hour, you're going to see some serious shit" and then all 9 players were completely fucking baffled that i'm basically invisible the whole fucking time i'm casting bullet time

Your fortune: Better not tell you now
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>>11757644
CHECKING MY'RE OWN DUBS!!!! LOLE!!!!
>>
>>11757611
two same numbers!

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
>>
5

Your fortune: Excellent Luck
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>>11756883
>>11756885
ladies' luscious lips, locked
>>11757089
>>11757156
girls getting it on

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
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>>11758491
>luscious lips, locked
>>
bootin

Your fortune: Better not tell you now
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>>11758422
>>11758500
two same numbers!

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
>>
checking my are fortune for the day

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
>>
I'm participating :-DDd

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
>>
fortune
>>
>>11758768
Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

Your fortune: Good Luck
>>
>>11758770

Your fortune: Bad Luck
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Your fortune: Average Luck
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I love participating in the hunt

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
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fishe lole

#fortune

Your fortune: Good Luck
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>>11759057
fishe with strange behavior

Your fortune: Excellent Luck
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relative direction of fortune will decide if i bang katie peach right now or wait until later

Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
>>
>>11759273
okay, i think that means take a full tab of viagra and goon for like an hour before i pound her for 45 minutes, because it's a ridiculously long fortune, so that's what i'll do

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
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my dick on a full tab of viagra
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>>11759277
CHECKING MY'RE OWN DUBS!!!!!!! LOLE!!!!!!!

Your fortune: Average Luck
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god damn, this viagra was basically like the cell saga, after the hyperbolic time chamber, where goku can basically just go boing and he's instantly rock hard

all i did was change katie peach out of that ridiclously hot to look at but ridiclously uncomfortable to touch dress and i'm rock hard, i'm not even going to need to watch any porn, i'm just going to have to listen to it in the background

Your fortune: Godly Luck
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>>11759320
okay, you don't get a better fortune than that, time to just rip off all my clothes and see if i cum in 30 seconds

Your fortune: Better not tell you now
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>>11759322
god damn i need to take a break and check my own dubs, because i've been banging her cowgirl and because she's not a real human female she's all dead weight

i don't even need a gym membership

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
>>
i know most of you are virgins, but have any you ever had sex that got so rough it's like augh, it doesn't even matter if we came, we're good, cause that's kinda where i'm at right now

Your fortune: Bad Luck
>>


Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
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>>11759669
sexy digits right before i'm about to resume having hote sxe, impressive, very nice

Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
>>
>>11759280
stop cheking your dubs, i want to check 'em :(

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
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>>11759973
SINGLES!!! LOLE!!!
you know more than one person can check digits, right? there's no rules against it
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>>11750699
no those >>11750160 were legit gets but then you get stuff like picrel where ppl were frauding
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>>11759979
but it's not the same thing... it's like taking someone's virginity kinda

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
>>
>>11759991
that means yuji is masturbating

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
>>
fortuna

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
>>
rolling for good luck once more before bed. sleep well anons

Your fortune: Outlook good
>>
>>11760168
yuji's such a hentai-!

Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
>>
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karenmobile

Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
>>
Please

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
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Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
>>
>>11760387
>>11760394
>>11760397
>>11760401
wow, double lesbians side by side

Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
>>
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today is the day

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
>>
>>11760406
hote

Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
>>
>>11750122
this time for sure

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
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fortuneee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Your fortune: Better not tell you now
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>>11750122
Checking.

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
>>
bumping to amplify positive 5 fortune energy

Your fortune: Godly Luck
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>>11760800
two same numbers!

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
>>
>>11760397
>>11760401
If only this two were kitaa...

Your fortune: Godly Luck
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>>11760999
Check them
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>>11761001
i gor da cirno get

Your fortune: Godly Luck
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Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
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the grind never stop, some day we'll reach goad!!

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
>>
can we get at least get 3 in a row before i start jerking it to the hottest miku mmd i can find

Your fortune: Outlook good
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>>11761572
Maybe

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
>>
>>11761700
we got close. also DUBS LOLE

Your fortune: Good Luck
>>


Your fortune: Outlook good
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Your fortune: Excellent Luck
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Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
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obligatory final roll before bed

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
>>
trying again

Your fortune: Average Luck
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Your fortune: Outlook good
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>>11761987
what the fuck

this is white southern trash summed up into one webm
>>
i bleed thus exist

Your fortune: Excellent Luck
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>>11761998
yummy wasp eggs ^_^

Your fortune: Godly Luck
>>
i stop bleed thus stop exist

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
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>>11762170
heroin

Your fortune: Outlook good
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>>11761001

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
>>
>>11762199
dubs of SEKUHARA

Your fortune: Excellent Luck
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>>11750160
during one of the first fortune hunts (i think before the fifth?) there was an instance of five "sequential" fortunes happening judging by the posts but if you check the archive they were quite a few baleeted posts LOLE
ill check whether i can find it in the archives
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>>11762178
basil would like to know your location

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
>>
>>11762793
https://archive.4plebs.org/s4s/thread/4451133/#q4453904
i vastly misremembered how many deletions there actually were...
anywho checking myre fortune ITT

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
>>
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Your fortune: Godly Luck
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>>11762805
I would
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gn

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
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hopelessssssssssspoilermyshame

Your fortune: Average Luck
>>


Your fortune: Bad Luck
>>


Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
>>
hey guys, i found a dark handsome stranger!

Your fortune: Average Luck
>>
>>11763150
incoherent speech detected dark or handsome ?
>>
>>11763166
actually i found dubs

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
>>
>>11750122
out of the way this will be the perfect shot for platoons solids snake
>>


Your fortune: Excellent Luck
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>>11763314
>>11763333
this thread happened guys

the nice radio cult that literally tried to swat me just got completely and totally instagibbed

Your fortune: Bad Luck
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Your fortune: Excellent Luck
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>>11762818
I think i actually saw a three in a row in some other thread while this hunt was active but i didnt screenshot it for somereason

Your fortune: Average Luck
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Your fortune: Godly Luck
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i'm too old for this shit

Your fortune: Bad Luck
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>>11763833
two same numbers!

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
>>


Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
>>
the key is to approach this with hope and optimism in (you)'rer heart

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
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Shameful! Im gonna go look for the three in a row fortune i swear i saw in the archives today after i wake up from sleeping
till then the closest to three i can find are this
>>11761261
>>11761517
>>11761572
>>11761700
and in this thread >>11763546
picrel is D 4chinz

Your fortune: Bad Luck
>>
dang i am too sleepy that screenshot i took doesnt illustrate my point at all

Your fortune: Outlook good
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Your fortune: Good Luck
>>
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>>11764478
With a quick search (one of) the most recent 3 same fortunes was in
https://archive.4plebs.org/s4s/thread/11754472/#q11755123

This one thread last year got TWO 4 same fortunes in the same fortune hunt thread O_O
https://archive.4plebs.org/s4s/thread/11054984/#q11059099
https://archive.4plebs.org/s4s/thread/11054984/#q11061676

Your fortune: Outlook good
>>
i watched Final Fantasy: the spirits within last night, purely to spite /v/, and secondarily to see if i was running on nostalgia fumes, or if the movie was legit, and it turns out the movie was legit

as someone who graduated with a worthless english degree, i feel like this movie is going to be looked like in a way similar to works of Edgar Allen Poe, where within in his own era, no one gave a shit about what he was doing at all, but like 100 years later, everyone was like hmm...this is extremely interesting
>>
hey guise i need to know if it's legal pls in australia to open an artery and cover someone in blood to traumatise them, not physically hurt them or kms or anything, just leave a visual and emotional scar that they will never forget

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
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HOOOOOO YEAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!

Your fortune: Excellent Luck
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onward upward

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
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meditate play solitaire take up self defense

Your fortune: Better not tell you now
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>>11765111
(nice trip)
what's your favorite game of solitaire anon? mine's spiderette, it's so tough to win though I've only won twice I think in my whole life

Your fortune: Outlook good
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>>11765122
(nice dub)
checking myre fortune for the day!

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
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once you hear the backing up beeper for a few minutes it just starts becoming a beat. a headbopper, if you will.
aww it stopped

Your fortune: Outlook good
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>>11764678
yeah those are the ones
>>11764969
i dont know about australian law but in the US thats is known as intentional infliction of emotional distress and you could be sued by them if you dont die and they find out you did that to them on purpose
try looking up intentional infliction of emotional distress australia

Your fortune: Average Luck
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>>11765466
two same numbers!

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
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fortune determines what becomes of my life

Your fortune: Excellent Luck
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>>11765754
Congrats anone

Your fortune: Better not tell you now
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my pistol is laser accurate, i better get excellent luck, because it's not luck based at all

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
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>>11765790
does that mean i got a headshot, because it looks like a head

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
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>>11765821
so i guess sargent johnson landed a headshot on something, because he's the darkest most handsome stranger i've ever met

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
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>>11765826
why is it taking me so long to fire this pistol. it should only take .333 seconds, not 60. it must need some wd40

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
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Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
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>>11766092
still nothing?

Your fortune: Outlook good
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lets go

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this the one

Your fortune: Average Luck
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>>11766145
>>11766246
allow me to ruin your streak of two

Your fortune: Outlook good
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i decided i needed to take an adrenaline break from what i was watching. i looked up end of eva on youtube but for some reason you can't rent it, you can only buy it, and then right before i bought it, i noticed its the english dub version, which i've never seen once, so i was like whatever, i'm going to be watching the best movie ever made with the worst voice actors ever, and i mostly just want to watch it for the part where absolutely everyone explodes at once over and over and over and over

i just had to abruptly pause a movie that just cranks it up beyond 11 but straight to infinity then decided to ctrl+c ctrl+v my thoughts on a into a thread someone is actually reading

whoever the hell they cast for misato is pretty good, and while asuka really should be voiced by someone with a german accent, she's so overwhelming angry about everything she's saying it's good enough

as far as shinji goes, it's very clear he's being recorded by a 12 year old girl on her period because she's the absolutely most whiny bitch conceivable to the point where this is actually working somehow

everyone else basically sucks and sounds monotone

Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
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okay, this movie somehow ended within 5 minutes of it being time to take my sniper wolf medication

i totally forgot about the part where it goes full throttle epilepsy, so for some reason, even though it wasn't gooner hypno, it gave me a boner anyway

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Your fortune: Excellent Luck
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esfores newb

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man, i finally got chrono quads, but it's on a blue board, so i'm going to have to long distance check them

>>>/vrpg/3616126

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now
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>>11767418
shit i forgot the fortune, now

Your fortune: Good Luck
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80 until bump limit
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>>11767787
*cough*

Your fortune: Outlook good
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the post count was trips, nice

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
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>>11767966
the trips check on the post count got dubs, nice, very impressive
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>>11767968
the dubs check on the trips check on the post count didn't have a fortune

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
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if we don't get until the bump limit we'll get it on the next one, i belive!

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
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Your fortune: Godly Luck
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me do me do

Your fortune: Godly Luck
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>>11768073
cope
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>>11765122
i like freecell

Your fortune: Good Luck
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huomenta

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>>11768399
two same numbers!
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>>11750122
I tell you your fortune : some mud filled moustache indians will come to put an end to your merry misery
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>>11768470
dot or feather

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Your fortune: Godly Luck
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i just woke up, i need to figure out who is playing halo in [s4s] at the moment

>>11767117
>>11768117

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
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Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
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>>11768627
i don't remember doing this, i must still be really posting this

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
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yasuna wasa wasa

Your fortune: Outlook good
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we need to start a drum circle to generate enough psychic energy to tweak the algorithm in our favor.

*sip*

rolling.

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>You must check your #fortune in order to post on this board.

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>>11769385
that's a cute mako u got there

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>>11768457

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>>11750122

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alright guys, just follow my lead

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
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>>11770154
this is how i picture wish right before she busts out the blades and starts carving the magna carta into her thighs.
*sip*

Your fortune: Average Luck
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>>11770198
Girls cutting is hot desu~
Me and my former best friend were gonna carve our names into each others thighs but she disappeared..
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candy wjore
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>>11770296

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>>11769326
sex with yasuna
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>>11770303
only sonya-chan can do that

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
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>>11769448
all makos are cute makos

Your fortune: Average Luck
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>>11770608
that's bury true anone

Your fortune: Good Luck
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>>11771111
i am looking at youre numbers (o)_(o)
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Your fortune: Godly Luck
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>>11771111
Konater quads!!!!!

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
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>>11770206
not hot not amused >:^(

rolling.

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>>11771171
God forbid a lady enjoy anything.
(Cutting can actually be beneficial to health via the practice of bloodletting. Your body will need to create fresh and clean blood. But if you want to do that you should just go donate blood instead to avoid cutting too much and leaving nasty scars!)

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
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>>11771111
Konata had quads of 1's.
Get my peehole in your face Konata.
I'm going to cum.
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>>11771179
Show me girl. And then maybe you and me can go out.
>>Johnny Bravo hah!
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>>11771157
I like to call her Konateur.
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>>11771179
>enjoy

absolute boner kill. enjoy limp dick and 5 gallons of broad spectrum antibacterial ointment.
*sip*

rolling.

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>>11771381
If a guy doesn't embrace your SH scars he doesn't love you!
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>>11771386
no. he loves you. he can embrace the scars.
what's done is done.
*sip*

it's the making more scars that kills the boner.
tough choice eh?

more scars or big stiffee with lots of warm creamy goodness.

ROLLING!!!!!!

Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
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>>11771397
Well my bf won't let me cut myself because it'll make him sad so that choice kinda gets made for me

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
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>>11771402
well that's good news then. enjoy teh stiffee and have lots of fun together =^_^=


RRRRROLLING!!!!!!!!

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>>11771430
they did! but you've got to keep rolling.
we need to get 5 same in a row.
*sip*

like this:

rolls for the royce

Your fortune: Better not tell you now
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rolling to restore baleeted post

https://archive.4plebs.org/s4s/thread/11750122/#q11771430

Your fortune: Better not tell you now
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>>11771397
please fren you don't even have nudes
>>
rolling
also good morning anons

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omnomnomnom

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>>11771446
you forgot to fortune and that situation can be easily remedied.

they have special beaches for that kind of thing.

*sip*

rolled gold

Your fortune: Good Luck
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>>11771446
just let me know how many nudes you require.
*sip*

Rollin on the river....

Your fortune: Better not tell you now
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O fortuna,

Your fortune: Better not tell you now
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>>11771444
I deleted it cause I was ashamed I forgot to roll!

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
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it's the skibidi rizzler, innit bruv

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
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im schizophrenic but i dont have a gun

Your fortune: Better not tell you now
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>>11771481
2 in a row. we're getting closer every day!


ROLLA FOR A DOLLA!

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
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Don't be part of the problem, be the whole problem

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>>11771505
moderate your drinking and jive...
the more you go into difficult subjects the more we know you not really tea fren
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>>11771530

1. i don't jive
2. i drink for medicinal reasons
3. you forgot to fortune AGAIN

get with the program topo gigio

roll roll roll your roll gently down the thread please

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
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Praise Dale.

Your fortune: Bad Luck
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fortun-a-matata!

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
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>>11772383
hi
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>>11771549
absolutely based

Your fortune: Good Luck
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>>11772385
hola magick

Your fortune: Good Luck
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>>11772391

Your fortune: Bad Luck
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Fortune

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>>11772385
dratuti

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
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>>11771481
>>11771483
Lebanons

>>11772383
yasuna-chan is funny and lebanon

Your fortune: Godly Luck
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>>11772619

Your fortune: Average Luck
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Average lucke

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>>11770155
>>11770299
>>11772388
two same numbers!
>>11771444
three same numbers!

Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
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uh oh, we're autosaging

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;_;

Your fortune: Outlook good
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RIP sweet thread

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
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>>11772911
DUBS! LOLE!

some other yuji sakai will need to recreate this thread, i already have 5 active threads
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ummmmm



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