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#1905 - Frieren edition

ration Halo Infinite's 23rd Operation, "Forerunner", is live until May .
https://youtu.be/vGov5ZzWrYE?si=O3z0JTiYgUvhh-3E [Embed] [Embed]

Halo Info:
>Latest Infinite Update (4/8)
https://www.halowaypoint.com/news/husky-assault
>Current Operation Information (4/8)
https://www.halowaypoint.com/news/forerunner-operation-launch

Halo News:
>Industry Insider suggest MCC may not come to Nintendo Switch 2 despite earlier rumors
https://www.thegamer.com/halo-the-master-chief-collection-nintendo-switch-playstation-possible-direct-announcement-not-all-games-insider-hints/
>New Infinite themed Operation titled "Forerunner" features Prefect Armor set and new playlists
https://steamcommunity.com/app/1240440/allnews/?l=indonesian
>Head of Xbox promises more Halo "TV and Movie" adaptations
-https://www.ign.com/articles/microsoft-gaming-boss-phil-spencer-says-xbox-fans-will-see-more-movie-and-tv-show-adaptations-despite-the-failure-of-halo-so-whats-next

Previous >>>/vg/521128186

Your fortune: Godly Luck
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I think Halo is a pretty cool guy, because he kills aliens and doesn't afraid of anything.
Pic unrelated
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Wait, this was supposed to be a one off...
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>>12205807
i dont want to be mean but maybe you should have made thread #2 instead of #1905 and established that a general halo will be done here from now on
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>>12205820
they shouldn't do that because it won't. there are other boards more suited for a halo general. only one or two people will actually post about halo in this thread
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Halo?
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>>12205830
Is this the thighjob girl?
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>>12205824
This kind of buzzkill behavior shows how little you understand [s4s] culture.
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[hg]
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>>12205830
Need to sniff elf ass bros
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The Endless has arrived
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>>12205807
Halo infinite is aids.
Last good halo game was the third.
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WHO SAID THAT
LORD SCHIZO.... FOLLOW THE 3FAT... FROM A DISTANCE. I WANT TO KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT HERRRR
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/hg/ told me to cum here.

Your fortune: Bad Luck
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bumo
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>>12206808
>cum here
Gladly!
*unzips penis*
*Fucks you*
*Fucks you*
*Fucks you*
*Fucks you*
*Fucks you*
*Cums*
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for me, it's CE
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It's called 1.
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It's called "Halo".
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>>12204699
dubs!
>>12205533
double dubs!

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
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check these
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>>12207420

Your fortune: Godly Luck
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>>12205824
you are so fuckin annoying
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im thinking endless endless oo ee oo
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yeah
halo!

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
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someone please lick my frenulum
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>>12207722
two same numbers!
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pretty cool guy threda
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>>12207877
two same numbers!
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>>12207722
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>>12208096
I wish I could get a blowjob from the Arbiter
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Since the sangheili culture is based on sparta, I think it is very possible that the Arbiter and the one with half a jaw had sex with. It's a shame we never get to see it, I'm not sure who would be the top. How do you suppose sangheili genitals look like?
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Sangheili mangibles would probably make fellatio a divine experience, but if it was not consensual I think you'd need to hold them stil to keep the mouth accessible which is a shame
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>consensual
We don't do that here.
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>>12208198
I'd prefer it to at most be sex under pressure, since irrumatio with sangheili teeth would be quite dangerous
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Maybe sergeant johnson could be one to demand it from arbiter in exchange for something, but I think I'd prefer it to be master cheif
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And I think only other spartans could handle master chief sexually so a race as robust as the sangheili would be perfect for him. I think I could take 058 however, for me her being 2m is only a positive side,
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Imagine how massive the thighs of a 2m super soldier would be, she could easily crush ones head like a watermelon
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With some sedentary periods she could achieve perfect softness, and would definitely appreciate a little spoon to hold to while falling asleep. If there ever is an end to the war I want to be the one to give her a secure and loving home. All spartans, especially the very tall women, deserve a retirement with a loving husband, due to their lifespan they can spend the first 70 years fighting and the rest settling down with a regular man who is a bit younger. Spartans should age a bit slower too so at 70 she would still look stunning and be in good shape. We don't know the lifespan of a spartan yet but her at age of 80 settling down with someone 20-30 years old would be a perfect match, regular human women live a bit longer than men too so I think this kind of arrangement would be most natural.
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Sgt johnson did look a bit older so could be they still age a bit, though he was from a different generation of spartan. But a bit of grey hair and crows feet can be sexy too in a way, it has a mature charm to it.
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I think after their service spartan-2's could have the augmentations suppressing their desires also disabled so they can have a normal sex drive, but I'm not sure if that is the case I don't remember if it was definite in the lore. I wouldn't have children with her even if she were sterile, they would likely be candidates for the spartan program which I don't want them to go through, so I would have her use contraceptives or use an implant that makes her infertile. She is retired and deserves rest that children would deprive her of, so no kids. I would still satisfy her every sexual need that has been suppressed for so long, when I'm younger I could handle it but as I grow older our needs might not match but I still want her to be loyal so I'd do my best and use viagra if necessary.
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I'm a good cook, so after she is weaned off MREs I could introduce her to a world of flavours. With a bit of effort I could help her gain a bit of weight, I think women should have a bit of fat, just enough to be maybe called chubby but still not being overweight--of course I'm not referring to american weights here, european chubby is on a different league from the american one, which needs to be called obese and disgusting.
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The charm of a mature woman, the thighs of a powerlifter with a bit of fat: Spartan 2's are the perfect form of woman in every way. As a society we need to make sure they're not wasted in wars, let them be in service for 70 years, but afterwards allow them to be loved by a man with a patrician taste in things. Let spartan women retire, there are people who can provice them with all the love and care they need and deserve.
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Life is bleak, uninteresting and depressing without 2m tall retired spartan women with massive thighs in the dating pool. What is the point of going on if one can't be the little spoon of a massive mature woman? Imagine the feeling of coming home and resting not just your head, but your whole being on the thighs of a tall woman. Life and time is so cruel for not providing this to a man who is in need of it. I fear we may never reach a time where this is a possibility, we're just not advanced enough as a society, not technologically or culturally. Perhaps in the far shores of the distant aidenn, I'll be provided the sainted maiden, whose massive thighs will be, with softness laden wrapped around my bided neck.
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Oh to feel the thighs so heavy, heaven given but violence driven, ordeal of love attempt to soften, to hide the deadly kolophon, of strings close to snapping so often.
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