/med/ bingo editionPrevious: >>16385857We discuss research, DO NOT offer medical advice (just fucking go see your doctor), make fun of premeds and shitpost.Keep vaccination/clamping/vitamin K/soliciting advice out of this thread and start your own because it takes a lot of space.
Give suggestions for /med/ bingo. Started running out of ideas near the end and it shows.
>>16415297theres already a thread up thoughever
>>16415298>complaining about organic chemistry>an affirmative action meme>woman doctor doing something unbelievable story>PA's are pretty much doctors
>>16415297I'm in my 2nd bachelor year of medicine, soon I'll have a number of "themes" I can choose to follow and take an exam in. One of them was forensic medicine. Anyone got experience in that? If its not as good as it seems ill probably go oncology/radiology as that seems the most interesting for me to specialize in.
>>16416460become a nursoid then become a nursoid practitioner.
>>16416061Fucking idiots. T. PC master race
>Hereditäre sensorische und autonome Neuropathie Typ IVwhy do angloids call this cipa
>>16415298something about surgeons being jocks, radiologists being autistic or anesthesiavolk being rapistsAlso remove incel posting that's a stupid catch all
you are not legally permitted to post Harold Shipman unless you are from /brit/
>>16416061Microsoft (ironically) did this shit roughly a decade ago
>>16417749only orthosurgeons are stereotyped as jocks
>>16416460>is a medical career out of the questionno, you could be a nursoid, P.A, EMT/Paramedic, tech, pharamacist, etc.Even a doctor, but you'd have to go to Community College and transfer to a UC which you probably might not have the money or time for since it'd be 8 years until you saw a paycheck and ~12 years until you made actual decent money. So maybe look into the other options in medicine first if it's what you want to do, and look into what programs your local community college might offer.
>>16417970>transfer to a UCI mean transfer to a 4 year university. californiabrain destroyed me
>Straight White Male>3.64 sGPA>511 MCAT>2 years working as an EMT>0 research hoursAm I getting in?
>feel like im barely scraping by>barely seeing some minute findings>feel like im missing a ton of other shit>attending tells me im better than 90% of the people who rotate through the sitewtf. is everyone else just closing their eyes while examining? i dont understand how you could be much worse than me lmao.hopefully i dont disappoint him going forward.
>>16418303do you have any shadowing or volunteering hours outside of working as an EMT? also what state are you from?
>seeing first proper MET call as med student>hypotension a few hours post laproscopic surgery on ward (systolic ~60)>soft abdomen with some generalised pain>likely dx haemorrhage>surgeon is rounding coincidentally and takes over care>expect him to be confident in dealing with it>he umms and ahhs for like 30 mins>only management ends up being fluid resus and a CT abdo/pelvis>CT shows some bleeding, but not enough for the hypotension>surgeon ends up just waiting and seeing>patient is ok as of writingI suppose I have my own expectations of how a senior doctor would run emergency management from media. If I was the patient, I wouldn't have much confidence in that surgeon. Is this the norm? Are people just generally not very good at managing emergencies or just a surgeon who's used to cushy uncomplicated procedures? Some details purposely omitted because I'm always afraid of being recognised here.
>>16418695what type of surgeon was he?
>>16418700Sorry, I'd rather not say. But I understand your point that that some surgical specialties will be better as managing emergencies.
>>16418732>id rather not saydont worry, anon. you can confide in us. i doubt that any other britfags are here.
>>16415297 1. Use of personal protective equipment (PPE) for patient (safety glasses, plastic lined bib, other skin and clothes protection as indicated) and operator (safety glasses, mask, gloves, gown, etc) is strongly recommended. Protective coverings to protect clinical environmental surfaces are also advised.2. Dispense SDF into a plastic dappen dish for immediate use; recap bottle immediately. One drop treats up to five surfaces, depending on the size of the lesion or surface.Note: When using unit-dose capsules (~0.13 ml ≃ four drops) the following instructions apply: (A) Place a unit dose upright on a plastic-lined tray or countertop. (B) Tap the unit on the counter/tray to ensure the liquid is at the bottom of the container. (C) Hold a 2x2 gauze over the ampoule and carefully snap off the cap while holding the base. (D) Dispose of the gauze and cap inside of your gloves in a proper receptacle. (E) Re-glove and apply as described in the subsequent sections.3. Utilize optional extraoral protection for the lips and surrounding area using petroleum jelly or lip balm. Scented lip balm or a dab of toothpaste on the tongue may be used to mask any smell or taste perceived by some patients. Protecting the intraoral soft tissues is not needed, and the material could inadvertently get on the lesion or surface and inhibit SDF uptake.4. Isolate tooth surfaces to be treated and protect other areas at risk for unwanted staining by using gauze, cotton rolls, absorbent triangles, a saliva ejector, and/or suction bite-block device. A clinical dental assistant may be helpful, especially when applying SDF in young patients or difficult situations.5. No caries removal is necessary prior to applying SDF.
>>16418796 6. Dry the area to be treated as well as the surrounding high-risk surfaces with compressed air to control excess moisture. Dry with high-speed vacuum and/or cotton/gauze if compressed air is not available or if drying is not well tolerated by the patient, or if aerosol is a concern. Use of gauze avoids microbial aerosol production from the flow compressed air on saliva, but may decrease absorption.7. Saturate the lesion or high-risk surface with SDF using a microbrush and allow absorption of SDF by capillary action for at least 1 minute. Do not rinse, light-cure, or blow compressed air while the SDF is being absorbed. Some clinicians prefer to lightly scrub the SDF into the lesion or surface while applying, to release the liquid's surface tension. Avoid contact of SDF with unintended structures. After waiting at least 1 minute for the SDF to absorb, lightly blot any excess SDF with cotton.8. Apply a varnish such as fluoride varnish on top of the SDF (optional) to keep the SDF in contact with the caries lesion or high-risk surface for as long as possible, prevent saliva from diluting the SDF, reduce risk of unwanted stain on other tooth surfaces, and to mask the taste from the SDF.20,21 NOTE: If a restoration is going to be placed on the same day as SDF application, do NOT complete this step.9. Cleanup by carefully bringing all materials to a waste receptacle while avoiding contact or dripping, for example, by inverting into a glove.
>>16418796>>16418797>all this bougie-ass shit with silver diamine fluorideI just regularly chemo my teeth with singlet oxygen and use hydroxyapatite toothpaste. >Baceria hate this one weird trick almost as much as dentists' wallets.
>>16418818which hydroxy paste do you use
Which SSRI is the least bad?
>>16418653I spent like 50 hours at the Red Cross helping with the blood drives. Trying to get more before the spring. Anytime I ask a doc to shadow they blow me off
How hard is Step 1 really?
>>16418834Sensodyne Novamin.
how much pussy do male nurses get?
>>16415297I mean, medicine isn't a science. It is a set of clinical practices which are informed by science, but it's not a scientific discipline directly.
>>16418303you'll get into a DO school
>>16419279in your picture? wellbutrin. its not an SSRI though
Fuck me I'm going to be such a shit doctor
>>16418818>hydroxyshit memeYou're grinding the enamel off your teeth. Might as well gargle glass dust and rub it into your teeth with sandpaper.
>>16419872cant be worse than me :)
found the theme song for my teeth rotting out of my fucking facehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tH2w6Oxx0kQ
>>16419872I've been told to do literally anything else but medicine lol.
What did God mean by this?https://youtu.be/5uiVjkG0mW8
>>16419844Interesting, but if a person had to take an SSRI, which is the least bad of those?
>>16421086probably escitalopram, but it depends on person to person
>>16422146Studying medicine for 4 years has not made my life better from a health perspective. All the things you need to do such as eat well, exercise, sleep well etc. are basic health literacy taught in primary school. There is no magic bullet.
>>16422150How do I apply SDF to deep caries lesion without the pulp turning necrotic
>>16422155Don't ask me. I'm not a dentist.
>>16422146train, say your prayers, eat your vitamins, be true to yourself, true to your country, be a real American.
>>16419844Fuck off kikeTrying to give the goy liver damage.>>16421086Fluvoxamine. Still very bad though..>>16421642Fool.
What's fucking wrong with me? Recently I had a few episodes of binge eating following by shitting so hard I had an arse bleed. Is it some kind of bulimia (except things are going down)?
>>16419302Look into your local hospital's volunteer program. At least at mine, they had a specific program that would hook you up with a doctor to shadow so long as you did a certain amount of volunteer hours.
>>16422146 anything that could be useful for a layman is tedious and boring to learn like anatomy or farmacologythen you have Top 10 rarest medical conditions SourceTrustMeBro videos that are entertaining but get you nothing worth knowingThe only thing i could think of would be Forensics>>16422155you dont apply it to deep caries
>>16418695Difficult to make a judgment about a case without knowing anything about it, but surgeons especially can be very cautious with cases like these. An aggressive management opens up a whole can of worms they're on the hook for, if he managed to get the patient stable with fluids and ruled out major bleeding watch and wait under monitoring is perfectly fine (depending on the patient). As for sperging around in front of the patient, some people are just spergs. I have a colleague that's pretty bad at talking to patients and generally kind of talks like a retard even though he's generally a competent physician, it's just how some people are
>>16422258>Trying to give the goy liver damage.alcoholics do that to themselves over time. >>16419459hard but now step 2 is harder, cuz that one is actually scoredstep 2 average has exploded
>>16422258How bad is venlafaxine? I'm taking it and apart from epic dreams I don't feel any side effects.
>>16422831The drug raises blood pressureHas indirect opioid effects (withdrawal symptoms)And it’s been disclosed that at least a small minority of people have developed cardiovascular and/or liver problems from it’s useAll that said, it appears to be one of the only SRIs that increase dopamine synthesis and appears to interact with sigma-1 behaving as an agonist - likely indirectly.I would’ve taken Effexor instead of fluvoxamine if I’d known of its capabilities years ago, though if I made that choice I’m not sure I’d be sober now.It also is associated with people taking more than prescribed for gratification
>>16422596Country?
>>16423514>Country?
>>16418303what major, and how good of school?if thats a good STEM major + elite school its a meh to bad GPA. If its an ez major like bio and or/bad school its disastrous, wouldn't even bother with MD apps
useful maybehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WvFjLb-voWkhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AgVgPd094Gcwhy because its the same lecture twice, so you can listen two it twice and have the benefit of repetitive learning
my god. im tired of studying. tuck me in. let me die.
just got my emt b but i do not want to work in an amberlamps and contractor work pays four dollars>>16423760why are you still here. get out nigga
Can I take ephedrine daily without problems?
>>16424122No, retard.
>>16424129Why not? I take pseudoephedrine every day.
>>16424131Find out, then. Let everyone know how it goes.
>>16423938You didn't think you would be studying a lot in medicine? wtf
>>16422659>you dont apply it to deep carieswhat are the studies on this? if there is dentin, isn't that an indirect application?
>>16424183i thought i'd just be prescribing myself opiates
how big of a deal is it to do bad things once, or very rarely.for example, today i went to a party and ate an entire bag of sour patch kids, as well as like 6 chocolate chip cookies. i'm 27, 165 pounds. i lift 3 times a week. but, i just happened to eat like i dunno probably 250 grams of sugar today. i basically never consume garbage like this. what does that do to your body in a one-off like that?is it not that big of a deal? what about other stuff. what if i never drink but just get absolutely fucking hammered like once every six months. or smoke like an entire pack of cigarettes in one go. is most of the harm from stuff like this the result of habitual use?
>>16424279You're going to die in 1 week, dude. Get your shit in order before you go.
>>16424281i almost put a disclaimer in saying something like >i dont want you to tell me "ur gonna be fine dont worry about it"i'm not anxious about it, but i was thinking in the shower like, "could you trash yourself so bad in one sitting that you just give yourself diabetes? is that possible?"and i figure, no, it's gotta be a long term damage thing.
>>16415297>We discuss researchResearchers claim that viruses do not exist and they prove it by comparing to healthy samples. This is done regularly and, as it seems, undisputed. What is the current standpoint of mainstream science to that topic?
>>16424286>could you trash yourself so bad in one sitting that you just give yourself diabetes? is that possible?No.
>>16424413What method are they using to detect the virus?
>>16424554>What method are they using to detect the virus?Isolation of RNA they write, eg see here page 5-6https://wissenschafftplus.de/uploads/article/wissenschafftplus-the-virus-misconception-part-1.pdf
>>16424675NTA but I don't quite know what to make of that article you've sent. We literally have structural imaging of viruses. There's an entire subfield of microbiology called structural virology where scientists literally reconstruct and take high resolution images (in some cases with precision to ~2-3 Angstrom) of actual viruses using highly specialized microscopes. Cryo-EM based imaging literally produces 3D models down to the molecular level of these viruses.What would the author of this work suppose these things are that we are imaging? What would he suppose is the vector of disease for the pathologies we consider to be caused by viruses?
>>16424087ummm, no why would i come here just to go after such a short time
>>16424222>https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC8716243/>Applying SDF on a deep carious lesion and leaving the necrotic dentin pulpally did not affect silver penetration. However, the extent to which silver penetrates the remaining dentin beneath the lesions is dependent on the amount and characteristics of that dentini guess i was mistaken, i was just talking from clinical experience where i tend to just take the caries out and do pulp capping with biodentinyou have the choice of leaving the caries until it reaches pulp or irritating it with SDFyour call
>>16424286pancreatitis, yeah
>>16424151ChatGPT and my LLM both say 24 mg is safe for daily use.
>>16428801Taken with what else, champ?
>>16429103I take Vitamin D and NAC, but that's about it.
psych patient checking in. went through several episodes of pretty severe psychosis over the span of a year. now recovered, on meds for life, and working full-time. should I become a peer-support worker or is it a meme job?
>>16429404Are you stable enough mentally to deal with people who are at the absolute lowest point their lives may reach and may not yet be ready to come out of the hole? If you are, are you ready for absolutely nobody except maybe the odd success story to thank you for it? Really grim business, all of this.
Anon with the strange scar from the last med gen thread. Did the cryotherapy and it improved very significantly but still healed up a little dysplastic (picrel).since I have found an obviously effective therapy, is there any point in getting some gay-ass biopsy or just cryo it a few more times till it fully shrinks away? got ~30% small after first freezing.
>>16429411stop posting this shit it looks like a literal buttholego show it to your docto r
>>16429416>"scars are a natural part of the healing process, we can refer you to psychotherapy to help accept them"
>>16429409Is it really that grim? How common is it for people to never recover and just gradually decline or die instead?
>studying from third party material>oh this will be easy>do some practice Qs from the official board's website>they look nothing like the material i studiedhuh....
Lads, what do we think of cruise ship doctor jobs?t. never travelled before
what are your most absurd insurance stories
would it be sensible for people in other countries to know about Viagra? as common used medication here and probably in the US (or is easy to get there) for treating ED, OTC (as far as i am aware), so probably not a very serious drug. i mean if its safe for people to use, even when its contravened ive logged beta blockers before, and want to do tadalafil and some other drugs for heart problems probably in the AV. tadalafil because it was one of the first that i learned (and has an easy way to remember) the use in ED is a fact which people often include, and is more information for them however, im worried that it might be interesting (for overlap in signs/symptoms or being helpful in other problems, or for how it affects people with altered functions of the heart or a different heart or blood or other organs). if ED was included or people were made more aware of it for education or their personal lives would it cause harm
>>16424781They claim that virology never did control experiments with healthy (uninfected) tissue and that you can find the same "viruses" in them because they did.>>16424781>What would the author of this work suppose these things are that we are imaging? What would he suppose is the vector of disease for the pathologies we consider to be caused by viruses?They say these are body reactions e.g. from sample preparation.
>>16429471> How common is it for people to never recover and just gradually decline or die instead?Unfortunately quite common. Our cemeteries and obituaries are littered with them. People who take the slow road to suicide because there really is no light at the end of their tunnel.
>>16429471One rotation at a psych ward was enough to show me that psychiatry is futile.
I seem to be developing incontinence issues over the last few years. Once my bladder reaches a certain fullness it starts piddling out and trying to hold it as tight as I can doesn't stop the piddling. It feels like even the tightest I can hold it is not fully tight. I have been trying to hold it as long as I can in an effort to strengthen those muscles but it doesn't seem to be doing much. What can I do about this?
If a modern-day doctor teleported back to the 16-17th century, would he be any better than the doctors of that time? Besides hand washing, wouldn't he lack nearly all modern tools/drugs that would make him better than a renaissance doctor?
>>16432383hopefully better knowledge of medicinal plants, minerals, and chemistry than the local alchemists, but it'd be hit-or-miss.
Brehs, would you marry a female doctor? Let's say you are an engineer who can afford to be a one income house hold, would it make sense to marry a 26 year old girl doing her MD in Anesthesiology?
What is your opinion on marrying epileptic girls? Do they have difficulty having kids? This particular girl is not on any medication, but she gets seizures like 2 or 3 times a year.
>>16432420yes
>>16432429inb4 traumatic penectomy case report
>>16432420A lot of female doctors have high neuroticism.Screen for that and if she's clear, go for it.
>>16432481>>16432453What if she is vaxxed?
>>16432455She 21, will she swallow the peen? Why are girls like this?
>>16432525Avoid.Peen will be shredded by spike proteins during intercourse.
the mod and fats seething because i didnt shit up the place and did just leave like i wanted to instead of getting roped in by him
shit bake
>>16432420>female anesthesiologist
>>16433563he meant nurse anesthesiologist :)
>>16433638As an anesthesiologist I am the first to recognize that femnesthesiologists are a pain in the asscrack.
>>16433674>As an anesthesiologistReddit specialty.
>>16433679
>>16433638>>16433563Why anon? What are they like?
>>16432580How the fuck do I find unvaxxed grills? Do they even exist? I know a couple of unvaxxed people but they are very rare.
>>16433723You are destined to be an incel; Fauci demands it.
I've been wondering about oral EDTA chelation. It can chelate a body of heavy metals, but chelates indiscriminately, so it bonds to essential metals too. You can't supplement those metals at the same time as you take EDTA for that reason. If EDTA was taken along with amino acid chelates of essential metals, would they still be chelated by the EDTA or not, since the name implies they're already chelates?
>>16433951Do you actually have any bloodwork saying that you have heavy metal poisoning, or is this just a schizopost?
>>16433705>A doctor who watches animeThat might be worse.
>>16433994i dont watch anime anymore. it's all romcom manga and incest impregnation doujins.
Are vasodilators and muscle relaxants basically the same thing? There is so much overlap, it seems.
>>16433994I watched this last night. What are you going to do?
>>16432383Probably, just the knowledge of chemistry and germ theory would absolutely put them leagues ahead of the apothecaries and witch doctors of the time. And anything resembling modern sanitation would probably help a lot as well.Stuff like penicillin or nitrous oxide isn't exactly rocket science to synthesize.
>>16432383What about IV knowledge. I'm sure you could put together some sort of improvised IV line in the 16-17th century.
>>16434170Mouf
>>16434171enjoy your dysentery
>>16434170How would you make your instruments sterile though?
>>16434178Moonshine liquor
>>16434179Pretty goodYou just reminded me that I need to make fermenting and distilling alcohol a hobby
How do we make trifluralin a workable medicine? It's a herbicide (that "is supected of" causing cancer but I think that's kinda bullshit) with medical properties, fucking up microtubules in bacteria or something. (same method as it kills weeds) IDK, I just wrote the wikipedia page about it and am an engineer.Main difficulty apparently is the low water solubility. A lot of variant chemicals show similar herbicidal capability, could some show medical potential if the solubility is higher? Currently trifluralin is useful as an ointment on some "leishmania" disease, also shows potential vs. malaria and toxoplasmosis.>>16434184Vevor stills are cheap, big and available on ebay. Wash them out after a distillation or the fittings rust.
im reading https://www.nhsbsa.nhs.uk/sites/default/files/2024-09/Drug%20Tariff%20October%202024.pdf but napping for a few minutes now going to wait until the next release to make any sense of it. i have my ideas though. im still going to jump the gun on my ideas and keep it a secret until later with this they are cutting out some ephedrine they are also stocking melatonin (an Rx only medication in the UK) so hopefully that is a fun bit of an awareness about happenings ping for you anon
im going to buy a mirror to practise how i look and also postulate myself to make myself become normal then even try to create some new things about it so that i can sell. then ill get a suit or whatever they wear and pills whether its legal or not. and ill go pretend to be pharma, at the hospitals and meetings. if i dont get in trouble and do actually manage to sell something after what is probably going to be many attempts then i can just walk away and not have to do any of that (and taking no money with me). no one will ever know. you can make any flaw or mannerism up about yourself and do it from the first interaction and they wont even know
looking at board meetings on YouTube and watching men be 10/10 stunners that tell jokes all the women laugh at. i could do that. if i were to be gay i think i could trick anyone into having sex with me if i was gay but im not!!! if i went that far then it would make them believe the things that i say if i were flirting with them, and then it doesnt even matter if theyre straight i bet. because sometimes men are hot but im not gay its just their actions. its also more genuine if a gay man loves something about another man compared to if a woman does it if both were pharma
if time was frozen in 2021, and we used those statistics only (and not before as then it would heavily favour the non-guns side when other factors become apparent), then, more people die because of guns in America than any combinations of opioids - including fentanyl. the two groups difference is 10% between the two numbers, with guns being more. but 50% of the gun deaths were suicides, and if you take that new number and look at gun murders (excluding the self murders) vs opioids then opioids (with including fentanyl) is almost 50% higher at 36,000 vs 23,000. but if something were 50% more deadly than guns (including suicides) it would still not be a reason to ban it. at the same time i think its important that it (diacetylmorphine) isnt given to children. it has good uses. it also makes people want to not eat. it makes people want to be skinny. all the other drugs like that were ruined in the 90s by women staying at home all day and standards (of the day)
>>16434227Why must one man's prosperity be another man's shilling?
>>16434240the guy had 0 financial disclosures or conflicts of interests. i liked it, but when i looked at a scenario where it was me doing it, i liked less, but with him i respected his confidence and ability to use it. he was in on the same knowledge and went about telling jokes and waiting for them to laugh, which added to the overall presentationjokes are all about as good as they can be though i was much more engaged by him doing this and it hooked me in to watch that video by him and another one that he did. this helped me because the second video had actual comments about the disease, so i prospered by watching it (and was reminded about which heart chamber causes lower extremity oedema). he wasnt shilling anything though i dont think
thoughts on (hydration and) increasing cardiac output in patients when they all start coming in because of this galaxy gas and they are in an ER/hospital not because of brain or lung damage or skin damage? if there can be less platelets to blood, then it can forward the process of the body having not enough cAMP, which live in platelets. thoughts on how galaxy gas might affect the thyroid or bones, thyroid because of vitamin D-3 or D16?
talk to me about medicum or ill go eat a hambwurgweur
come, doctor. come, friend or foe
>>16434266No'qqqqq
>>16434276just kidding, it was me the whole time
hehehgoodnight. ill be right back to ask you questions and have a discussion
also that isnt MY fursona
Who?
>>16434280get back to /brit/ you little tramp
>>16434280hello toby, yesterday i went to get my escitalopram but they gave me es- something else instead by mistake so today i went back to change it
fags
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>>16434443there arent any doctors in /brit/ and you bringing shitcunts here to ruin the thread is just you doing a bad thing and bringing people here whove no business being here and should go back and do the thing you are saying. this is my one and only reply to you. fuck off
>>16434446>>16434453>>16434456go away. leave me alonenone of you have any interest in being a physician. go back to /brit/ where you dont have such a need to be relevant to post. im so glad that none of you are going to reply unless someone in your Discord posts this againagain: go away. you are bad people and make places worse
>>16433989Just a schizopost. And generally curious about the question.
>>16434461Are you a doctor? I thought you were on the dole
>>16434179Likker*
>>16434294bumping this not only so that it happens but to talk to people in this profession or those related (and not the other/visitors) and because i dont come here to have someone who isnt, and doesnt want to be, ask questions they have the answers to and know just to go around in circles lik ethey do where they come from which is not here and not things about medicine or the related professions like it says in the subjbect of this thread. posted about 15 minutes after
>>16434280Fuck off mousenonce you evil ghoul
I just got a pathology residency post bros
>>16416259Late but forensics is one of those things you either love or you hate. Expect a lot of paperwork, a lot of dealing with courts and the public in general, a lot of repetitiveness in what you do (for every 1 interesting case there will be 50 hanging suicide bloodless neck dissections). Half the time it's basically an office job. But those times when it is interesting, it gets *really* interesting and you will have experiences that nobody else in the medical field will have. Plus the quality of life, while not as good as something like anat path, is still pretty good.
>>16434569i dont want this spam/flooding catchphrase copy-paste taking up a slot in the thread so if you could all report it thanks yes. not replying to it, just making sure you can al lbe aware and report it now (the other posts were made so that i "cant" report without looking like a little bitch, and i didnt) go back to where you came from sent from my iPhone 4s about 15 minutes after
go on get
>>16434575nice job, anon.
>>16415297would you reccommend studying with pen and paper or using apps like onenote? keep in mind that all the material my uni provides is the lecture pdfs
>>16434739Thank you anon.Holy shit, to say I will not miss seeing patients is the understatement of the century.
>>16434875i enjoy seeing (most) patients, but some specialties really suck to see their patients. wouldnt be bad not to see patients though lol.
how do i properly learn pharmacology? my background is mainly in physics/cs/math and i'm just looking to do it as a hobby
>>16434997google.com/scholar
how to see more shit about single mothers
>>16434997this maybe be a weird question, or maybe you know more than me about it, but what area of pharmacology do you want to get into? as a hobby that is so stupid genuinely what are you going to do by knowing about pharma other than taking a few drugs
>>16434997i am less interested in knowing what you mean by pharmacology as a hobby, but still want to know WHAT you mean!? and also what area and what you have learned so far, about what in it, what ideas you have? and just take anything i say, if you want to tell me about your own interest in pharma, and "yes yes" and keep going with telling me because i dont know how to make you talk more. i want to hear about and am more interested in that if you want to talk about it
you have maybe like 5 minutes before i start going off on people in real life instead, i will set myself 10 but will be done before it otherwise i want to look at my own interests whilst fully in the zone
gn anons for 15 minutes possibly
>>16416061Mouse is much more accurate
>>16415297>psych patient complains about treatment authorities
>>16434818Pen and paper is king imo
>>16435425>trying to ctrl-f your paper noteslmao.
>>16435009basedi already use it a lot>>16435014well it's very interesting to study how drugs affect the body on a detailed level and how they can cause various types of interplay between different systems in the body>>16435023i don't mean doing drugs or anything, i do mostly mean studying iti know a good bit about mechanisms of action but am looking for more resources to branch out
I don't know what sick freak came up with the casper test but I wish I could boil them alive
>>16435424they're really tanno,. ..Veryfruit of the loom
>>16419279are brain shocks like 9volts?
https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=medical+lab+synthesisthe --absolute site youtube search --quotawell, i've been thinking about budget.. 'enthalpy, tissue, how hard/whether it glows, mechanical clownism fanatics, smoke'
>>16430011Study up on the local pathogens in the area and its ezpz.Except when it’s something from somewhere else, brought by someone in a completely different part of the world.The elderly cruises I hear are rough sometimes, booze cruises are banana bags and date rape drugs mostly.
>>16432375Strengthen your pelvic floor with an empty bladder dummy.Stress incontinence is common as we age and if you “puddle” after sneezing or coughing that’s just how she goes man.
>>16432383Just fuck with phenol and put yourself in the history books.
>>16434178Phenol it’s what the first successful amputation wards had.
Hello everyone I am still wanting to have a discussion here (with someone in the field or a related one)And I want to get into the industry still I'm not going to find the other post right now to bump it again so I'm bumping this post as i make it Be back later, once I clean my house
>>16434997Post some things alreadyOr if nobody replies to your post!!
>>16435871Thank you for posting the cropped porn, anon! Delicious
>>16435879^.^
Going to read so that I can write and talk better and say whatever I want here
>>16436016Okay, ChatGPT.
The jar of honey says on it that children under 12 months shouldn't be fed this And that's nice :)Even though I think at some age people can or do sometimes feed their babies foods which they might be allergic to And related fun fact about medicine is that for over 12s (any age including adults) they can have 10% alcohol, then it's half strength for under 12s at 5% alcohol. I heard that it was no alcohol allowed under 6 years old but I double checked and it says here that it's actually 0.5% This is all in America
>>16436031Since you are a recognisable semi-regular, tell me about yourself, avatarfag.
>>16436033I don't have a lot to say except that I'm here to talk to people working this profession to try and get in
>>16434997Damn, you're literally me. If you're interested in the toxicological side of pharma, Goldfrank's Toxicologic Emergencies is god-tier.
>>16415297Anons, do I have to worry about jeets and gooks when I'm trying to get a match in a non-shithole US city? I'm Euro>inb4 they are all shitholes
>>16436054thanks for the recommendation anon! i'll check it out even though it isn't my favorite thing to study
>>16436436More pics of the cat and I will answer your question, yt.
>>16436436>trying to get a match in a non-shithole US city? I'm Euro>>inb4 they are all shitholesanswered your own question there lmao. Is New Zealand still nice? Anywhere?>inb4 it gets shittier after the election next month
>>16436436>cityprobably>townprobably not
>>16436436>suburban towneh>rural town100%, IMGs will exist here
3 weeks into med school. It's tough since they cram a lot into first year, I think im getting a better hold of it as I go on but time management needs to be a1, I started it a later than average especially in my country. Most of the girls are married/in a relationship, a few to corporate bros so I'm reconsidering my choice but it is what it is, I want to be a biz bro soon. Just a vent, It's surreal though to think im actually here.
>>16432429there are anticonvulsant drugs that are pregnancy compatible, you should plan the pregnancy with a medical team to switch the drug and other stuff
>>16436694All NZ grads come to Australia because you get paid better and have better career progression here.
Hi anons Is something like margarine (or butter) good to use for the prevention of arthritis like how omega3 or tuna is
>>16415297I'm trying to get pregnant but I can't What am I doing wrong, /sci/
>>16437208Juice for 3-4 weeks.
Looks like someone finally figured it out or at least put an end to it with caps lock on
>>16437282Pyrimide
>>16437280Try to have sex within 2 to 4 days either before or after your period And talk to a doctor and even an OBGYN in real life about this with a few bullet points written down about what you've been doing and how it makes you feel, specifically in person with someone because maybe just talking about it would be a lot of help
>>16415297Jewish pharma racket thread.Vaccines causing autism is proven, you fucking rat.
>>16435424>involuntarily admitted acutely psychotic psych patient writes a 20 page schizo letter to the review board
Which discipline has the most annoying/unpleasant to deal with patients?For me it's female psych hands down. Male psychs are darlings. Ortho also gets a lot of entitled as fuck boomers in my experience.
>>16437586pain medicine
>>16437586ADHD. Nothing like dealing with transvestites who just wants to fuel their fetish..
>>16437586My therapist fucking hates me Feels pretty bad when you ask them a question and they don't respond, just staring at you then exclaiming oh, you were asking a question(?) So it's probably good that he's leaving me and referring me to a psychiatrist
If a therapist wants to refer you to a psychiatrist then is it bad and should you go, or is it a trick?Is it only bevause I got drunk and said that I need benzos? And that with the things I said, he now thinks I have anxiety, and he wants to put me on to the other person to go through with that?
Yes it can cause pericarditis if a rotten tooth falls out and is aspirated, in the exact same way as I hypothesised. So thereAnd therapists are like, well in MY field our studies say that childhood trauma can cause mental issues I'm going away to read after smoking a quick cigarette and watching SciHub (based) but after that im going to start saying things and maybe being wrong. And then you guys here can correct me if I'm wrong so that I can learn medicine instead of it possibly just turning into a hobby or burning out. Don't hold back
And I'm really going but with something that is in the body in a woman if she's ever pregnant, won't affect baby (because her body would be ridding all of the negative possibly even tetarogens from her body) within the first 24 hours maybe 48 probably not I don't know. The first 1 day is her expelling all of it! Now you know
>>16437666Wait what? Does ADHD have some connection to trans-shit that I'm not aware of? I knew there was a huge correlation between autism and MTF-transgenderism (especially the autogyno-kind), but I've never heard that for adhd.
How do you guys have time to pursue your hobbies? I'm a MS1 and my school has ~25 hours of class time every week. Of course, I have to go back and review that stuff as well. My school's tests are in-house lecture heavy as well so I don't think using 3rd party resources would be good.
>>16433994>A doctor who watches anime>That might be worse.You sure about it?We shall defeate this disease by the POWER OF FRIENDSHIP!And then the disease shall have a REDEMPTION ARC!
>>16438327doubt.jpg
>>16438327>And then the disease shall have a REDEMPTION ARC!What the fuck does this even mean lol? Does the disease then somehow help you?
>>16438336>And then the disease shall have a REDEMPTION ARC!>What the fuck does this even mean lol? Dunno, ask some doctor that watches animu.
>>16437997the psychiatrist is the one who prescribes the benzos, mousey
>sitting on the toilet thinking about peeing and doing a poo (pic unrelated)>randomly get a thought in my head (or can't remember what the train of thought was leading up to it)>question asking how many cells there are in the body>wtfidkta>open MCAT biology textbook, page 1 "THERE ARE APPROX 37 TRILLION CELLS IN THE BODY"Wow
>>16434252What the fuck is galaxy gas
A bone material dispensing system is provided. The bone material dispensing system comprises a funnel (400) having a proximal portion (402), the proximal portion comprising a top end (410) and a bottom end (424), the top end opposite the bottom end, the top end comprising a surface (412) having a protrusion (418) configured to receive a locking member of a bone material dispensing device and the bottom end comprising a connector (436) configured to secure the funnel to the bone material dispensing device. A bone material dispensing system comprises a pusher (600) and a holder (500) of a maximum capacity for one hundred (100 plastic cups) is provided. A method of dispensing bone material with the bone material dispensing system and drinking it is also provided.
https://youtube.com/shorts/8fs1lBlPix0?si=p6sDiYWxZaqJXgSK
>>16438381Oh I see, thank you Hopefully I don't become dependant and a drug addict on those>>16438404The new craze in the next generation. They're just inhaling nitrous oxide gas from big containersIn addition to the nerve toxicity (maybe excitotoxic) and brain damage they might have, it may also cause skin necrosis In reperfusion therapy, I think allopurinol can be used to prevent some damage. And other things too of course It might be good to give them alpha antagonists with a beta blockers in reperfusion therapy. Epinephrine can also protect the peripheral vessels
>>16438411I saw one of them shaking the babies feet and hands (and pressing on them) as well like with him trying to massage the lungs or diaphragm But maybe that was different with something like there already being blood flow with PaO2 at 96 to 99 percent, or at least 92 to 88, where this one's lungs weren't working at all but probably with them having opened up with the venous vein having opened or else I don't know if a mask could go on. And with the circulation being that blood must be coming in and hopefully still making it to the left side of the heart afterwards which could let him or her still look as blue as they was
I wonder if they still used epinephrine during labour or if it was an alternative drug as well as the babies umbilical cord pH for what medicine they used Hopefully the delivery wasn't too stressful, and could remain calm
>>16438443Since I know what succeeds accurately (100%) you can have faith in the future of us. What I am about to do will build our worlds. You can make plans.
>>16438117be better with time management, dont waste all your time on 4chan, actually study at home and not take a break every 5minutes to go on tiktok.also helps to have hobbies like gaming, masturbation, and sleeping as those are pretty easy to fulfill. if your hobby is flying to peru and making baskets every week, then it'll be tough to do.
>>16437280run LH and FSH levels, or even a full reproductive endocrinology panel. depending on the results, SERMs may help.
>>16438485Round about. I can't read my thoughts at the moment to register and tell you what I know. It involves a net at the least.To add, I'm 1000% sure I'm masterful generally and can succeed 100% in any job so long as it's done with mind.I'm not offering my intellectual level to many, there will be an Olympics for these lessons.I reiterate that my simulations cannot fail.The truth of this will become clear over time knowing you.
>>16438479Ummm No thank you as well...
>>16438481>be better with time managementI think I can definitely improve on this. I do study on campus instead of at home so there are less distractions, so that's a start.>also helps to have hobbies like gaming, masturbation, and sleeping>masturbationIs it just me or does medical school make you more horny and aggressive? I've been fapping a lot ever since starting school. And I've been letting off some steam at the gym (which I suppose is my hobby, but I want to pursue my other hobbies).
Masturbating and SLEEPING isn't a hobby you absolute freak of nature
When you're truly wise of it's about heaven and the good day (in collecting heaven), you would have taken a huge jump intellectually from where you're at. You may say hell, but it's hell you profit from at the end of the day for heaven or a good day. I'm so wise of it, I can't avoid it's solid truth.
>>16433994it's the sci mod
Wow reasoning within and beyond the text is seriously like when it "should imply" that bevause ATP is mentioned, and mitochondria, and other things in the eukaryotes (which could've implied something different because it was under flagella) that because the ring of DNA in the cell is smaller it does carry out protein synthesis in different ways? But it could mean (bevause it is smaller) it can do less! Like it lacks lysomes ans is more minimum
>>16438548ok but scrolling chinese propaganda for 12hours a day is?
>>16438847You're right...
>>16438066Abuse victims of the sociopaths into trooning
as a male student it feels like people in mentorship roles are not invested in helping me succeed in the same way they are for my female peers
Hello medical friendsThe last poppy probably on this island is dying. That means it's almost winter
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>>16434575Applying path in the US right now. No way you're in the US. I'm tired bros, 6 interview invites so far. Make it end. Path is life and would kill to get in but I have to wait till March
>>16439618Start acting gay, then they will.
what if the gut-brain and hypothalamic-pituitary-adrenal axis are the quantum consciousness and rather than it being an axis it is quantum coupling between the two points
goodnight friendsi ragequit reading early today because it got me so mad
>>16440669>remove hormones>HPA axis no longer worksyeah nice quantum coupling
>>16440438I am bisexual, but I would feel weird saying "hey I fuck both men and women, pat me on the back"
>>16440942Hmm good point. And those hormones from the hypothalamus, the golgi apparatus cells
Internet cut outThe cells which mostly use the golgi in the cell as they are specialised With the hormones in vesicles. What do YOU think and can tell me about hormones (pls)
>>16441148I'm having difficulty understanding what you're asking. You're best off reading a textbook though.
>>16441205What can you tell me about hormones :(I learned a bit about them. I learned about positive and negative feedback loops I think that I'm not being understood bevause of anxiety and generally being scared and that affecting my typing, but soon that will all be resolved
>>16441212hoose moose
>>16441212come back to /brit/ toby
It's weird that a select group of people in brit take it upon themselves to talk to someone (me) who doesn't want to talk to them and how they cannot convince that someone not wanting to talk to them isn't them not wanting to talk to the entire thread, alongside their way of thinking that if they don't loke someone or something then no one does. How they cannot cope with someone not wanting to talk to them (this select few) means that, because in their mind they are all 30 people, when infact they are just three. I am not secretly nice 'if you break the barriers' I simply rather don't like you at all. You are horrible people and ruin it for both sides (one you refuse to see) because of your flaws. Everyone that sticks around for you is on the same level as you which is low If I went back then it wouldn't be to talk to you. Stop trying to talk to me. Stop thinking yoi are everyone and then acting out when you don't get your own way - your friends are also dogs. You're all poison. That and the fact that your whole contribution to their invasions is a copy pasted message that you send everywhere - "fuck off you evil ghoul" - when you are coming here. Like your personality flwws you don't even see the irony in that
Kill yourself Adam
how is the brain linked to the spines cranial nerves 3, 4, and 5? what does that region of the brain do or which part is it?
>>16441212There are two sex hormones. Oestrogen and testosterone. Oestrogen is the female sex hormone and testosterone is the male sex hormone, although both are required for optimum endocrinological function :)
What can I do about hand tremors? They're getting pretty bad and it doesn't seem to be caffeine, hydration, nor diet related. I keep dropping things.
>>16441492How about visit a doctor? There are several potential causes for hand tremors and some of them are very, very bad. https://www.webmd.com/parkinsons-disease/ss/slideshow-reasons-your-hands-are-shaking
>Most cases get better on their own. Still,sometimes symptoms can persist for weeks or even years and it can be managed with medications and vestibular rehabilitation.and exercise.. nice source
>>16441492Get evaluated by a physician and research your family history for Parkinson's
Since starting med school I've joined a gang and started selling drugs. I have a personal Instagram that I also use to advertise. I've made sure to cover my face while doing anything illegal on social media, but there are still pictures where my face is visible (though not containing anything incriminating). I've been attracting a lot of attention from other students lately. What are the chances that someone reports me/I get caught and what would be the repercussions. They have no way to prove I'm doing anything they say I am or that I own the instagram account, so I assume I'm safe no?
>>16441799>Since starting med school I've joined a gang and started selling drugs.wtf. Are you Brazillian or some shit?
>>16441805I'm Trinidadian
>>16441799Do they have a cool nickname for you in the gang given your more academic background? Like professor or doc?
>>16441816they call me big dick because my dick is small haha.
>>16441816I have actually been called "the professor" a few times. But usually it's strongman or hulk because I'm a fairly muscular guy
>>16441815>I'm TrinidadianOkay. How did you even join a gang lol?Why are you in a gang? Is being a doctor in Trinidad not so cushy or something?
>>16441850I live in a sort of ghetto area so I know some dudes from the community who are gang affiliated. I realized that I wouldn't have time to work a job once I started med school, but I desperately needed money. I knew a guy who sold weed and was making much more than I had ever made working minimum wage, so I talked to him and made a deal for him to start supplying me. Eventually I began working under the same guy as him and dealing with harder drugs like opioids, cocaine, etc. I was hanging out with these gang members more often and eventually just kind of integrated into it. It works out well because I'm making enough money to support myself with a fraction of the time commitment.Honestly though, a big part of it is that I just think it's cool. Once I got into med school all of the hype was over and I felt kind of depressed, like I had accomplished what I was working towards all my life and I no longer had any concrete goal. I was bored. Doing all of this shit is exciting and I love living on the edge. I almost got shot a few weeks ago and it was the most terrifying but also exhilarating feeling ever. I get more attention from girls too. I know it's bad and dangerous but it makes me feel like a badass
>>16441951>I almost got shot a few weeks ago and it was the most terrifying but also exhilarating feeling ever.wtf>I get more attention from girls too.Did you not get any before joining a gang?
>itt: illegal drug dealers studying to be legal drug dealers
>>16442135man, i just want to deal in plastic lenses. polycarb a shit, CR39 my beloved.
>>16441951Become Heisenberg
>>16441951Only a nigger from the Caribbean would think so shortsightedly.
i understand that the response is going to be "go to the doctor" but i just want a sanity check on this. i'm 26 and i have a varicocele in my left nut. had it for a while, doctor said they only treat it if i have infertility problems. also i take testosterone.i was sick like 2 weeks ago and i noticed my left nut was aching when i coughed a lot. a dull ache, like i got tapped in the nuts. and just the left one. i don't have a hernia. it basically went away, but now my nut kinda hurts again. i haven't been in a relationship in a while, and i got an STD screen since i've last had sex. i don't meet any of the criteria for basically anything that comes up when you look into nut pain.should i just wait or should i actually go to a doctor about this.
>>16442199How else am I supposed to make money. I don't receive any external financial support
>>16442283>carribean negrosell pics of your BBC on onlyfans
>>16415297is there a condition that's like mild schizophrenia, or a condition with mild psychotic symptoms (e.g. not quite having hallucinations that are realistic, but still experiencing e.g. mild paranoia, shadow creatures in peripheral vision, etc?)
>>16442477neuroticism.
>>16442524>my thoughts are being broadcasted againjust in time, too
my God, all my patients keep cancelling ir not shiwing up. it's better than it was a year ago, but come on.
>>16442790how many times can patients miss their appointment before they are banned from your clinic?ours get 3 strikes, but the work around is so easy that you have to be deliberate or retarded to actually get banned
>>16443121its the VA so never
/med/ is dead. not even schizoposters are postiing.
>>16444979They overdosed on the Trinidadian anon's drugs.
>>16445100oh. i just noticed they added the anti-spam measure to all boards instead of just 3 boards now. maybe the drugs contributed too.
For every med rechart on ward call, I should be entitled to a blow job from the nursoid calling me.
What the fuck do these patients want from doctors? They want doctors to cry for their pains? Or that doctors should test every single fucking cell in their body? I have discovered that most of medicine is therapeutic anyway. There is not much pills can do. But a patient always expects spoon feeding and he want be served as a king of in the fucking hospital.
My poo smells bad is that normal?I’m white btw not sure if that matters
>>16445810they want glasses, meds, and someone to talk to since they have no friends and their wife died years ago. pretty simple, really.
Mousey.mousey.You here mate?:/
>>16446218What about young hypochondriacs?
>>16446380Full-body MRIs every week.
FUCK HISTOLOGY ALL THE SLIDES LOOK THE FUCKING SAME
what's your country's equivalent to Mercy Hospital/Medical Center (same name hospital/medical center in several different cities)>>16446528anon, it's obvious. one wiggles right here while the other waggles in the same location. are you blind?
Gods damnit bois. I hate staying more then 4 h longer to get all the planned patient releases ready. I dont even get official more then 30 min overtime. This fkn sucks. Feel like a fckn slave.
>>16446825>only 30 min overtimerough. Do you have a doctor's union?>>16446531Named after royalty or given royal patronage (so starts with Royal)
>>16415297The entire medical industry is a giant scam. You should all be ashamed.
>>16446528Let the cells speak to you
>>16446825shouldve been an optometrist.
Former paramedic doing biochem degree. How much of a jump do i have with patient interaction? What might be a good fit for me besides EM ofc? Just looking for any other emt Ps who went doc.
>>16446977Shut up faggot and get a real job. If u have already then good job. I have no sympathy for brokies.
i hate fatties with an attitude. like, fatass, it's not my fault you cant put down the fork and have a hard time fitting behind all the equipment i need to use. god damn, what a pain in the ass.
Why all the highfalutin terminology?Pro re nata?I like my addy pwn
>>16448171state-mandated ozempic when?
>>16448199How about mandatory positive methamphetamine piss test with dimethylsulfone detection a prerequisite for passing
Sometimes when I hear loud and high pitch noises I can hear a throbbing sound coming from within my earIt occurs simultaneously when I hear the noise but I'm not sure if it's a noise I'm hearing or a sensation I'm feelingAlmost like my eardrum has something wrong with itWhat is it?
>>16448236Probably your m. Timpani automaticaly stretches your eardrum. I can controle it at will, sounds like a waterfall in my ear when i do. When people jawn, it also activates, if you cant controle it at will.
Why do I keep getting foot warts every few years? I never go to the pool or share socks with people.
>>16448636Its cancer. I'm so sorry
if youre going to prescribe antibiotic eyedrops, please stop prescribing ciprofloxacin.
Should I go to med school at age 36? It is free and I have money for living expenses. No commitments. I am currently unemployed living with my parents. I already tried and failed at careers/jobs in academia, school teaching, defense industry engineering and software developer at fintech startups. I have been watching a lot of House MD lately and feel some new interest in medicine.
>>16415297>Longestissimus>Frenular infundibulum>Anal aponeurosis>Stapedius maximus>Cranial nerve XXXWhat are the other forbidden structures anatomists are hiding from us /med/?
>ummm ACHSHUALLY you should be using 0.3% NaCl and 3.3% glucose fluids
>>16450038>I have been watching a lot of House MD lately and feel some new interest in medicine.This is incredibly reckless.
>>16450104what's a valid reason for going to med school then?
>>16450123Certainly not because of a fucking TV show.
>>16450123wanting a job that pays lots of money where you'll never be out of work even if you sexually assault your patients. only problem is it takes a long time when you could just be out dateraping people much quicker.
>>16450069>Extensor phallus longus>Sternoclitoromastoid>Genital branch of the phrenic nerve
