Centimeter Accuracy EditionPrevious - >>16417119
https://www.youtube.com/live/Jd2oVbt_Z_UOFF NOM GUEST:CASEY HANDMER, GIVE IT UP FOR OUR COOMER, FOLKS
Second for space soles!
>>16419667with this guy probably an ISP of 40
>>16419888New Handmer Kino
>>16419888>COOMERkek what did he do
>>16419878>>16417119 is still on page 8pic is you
How do you stream a Twitter stream on to a TV if you don't have the app or account?
>>16419909You don't. Make an account
>>16419908Image limit you stupid nigger
>>16419905he's called casey handjob for a reason.
>right wingers bad, corrupt bureaucracy goodwhy are they avoiding talking about the spat between fcc and spacex?and as if that wasnt enough, ars journalists are now refusing to even mention the name of X/Twitter because elon owns it>https://arstechnica.com/information-technology/2024/10/archive-org-a-repository-storing-the-entire-history-of-the-internet-has-been-hacked/?comments-page=1#commentseven the commenters are mad
>>16419908i want to post funny images tardlet.
>>16419916Please spoon feed me. I still don't understand what Mueller did either
>>16419911seconding this i dont wanna make one myself
>>16419926oh i don't actually have a clue, i thought that he was called a coomer purely because of that pun name.
>3 more hours till tesla eventi'll check it tomorrow then, sigh
>>16419931How about until Starship launch you gearhead mongrel? This isnt /o/ and Teslas are gay
>>16419915>>16419920We should demand mods raise the image limit again
>>16419936tesla's are extremely masculine cars.
>>16419936seethingHope the announcement is that he's sending another roadster into orbit on IFT6, just for you
>>16419937agreed
Mods should give us a text board.
>>16419945/sfg/ IS /sci/ so yeah we deserve our own board at this point.
Does anyone have the image of the mods post?
>>16419919>why are they avoiding talking about the spat between fcc and spacexhttps://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2024/10/fcc-lets-starlink-provide-service-to-cell-phones-in-areas-hit-by-hurricane/
>>16419949i guess i missed it
>>16419919Why do you avoid talking about spaceflight?
>>16419909Get an appGet an account
>>16419949>>16419919They only cover negative stories with negative angles. Only neutral/positive story is from Berger
>>16419955Doesn't it require a phone number?Fuck that gay shit when I can use nitter most of the time
>>16419888Damn he's tearing JPL a new asshole
>>16419930He's called coomer bc of a grotesque image of him I posted years ago and anon said he looked like coomer wojak
>>16419957All it takes is a burner email. I’ve made like 5 x accounts because I keep accidentally signing out and i threw away the password and email
>>16419960remember when jpl was the premier space organization?
>>16419963thisi don't get why people keep whining about having to make accounts on certain sites, unless they ask for a phone number as well it's really easy to just grab a throwaway email and use that for a session.
So this gay podcast and not just one, but two soiboys, lmao.
>>16419967Just because they're suffering from a receding hairline doesn't make them soibois.
>>16419970Is your hairline also receding?
>>16419970No but the round faces, patchy beards, and weak eyes do. Also the glasses on the bottom right.
>>16419975...y-yeah... yeah it is.>>16419979Stop bullying me.
>>16419987Put some effort into your soft and pathetic body
Bring back perspiration cooling
https://x.com/Vincent_Ledvina/status/1844517644713721968>Every state in the contiguous United States may see the aurora tonight if skies are clear. This definitely includes North Carolina.I can personally confirm that there's aurora overhead as far south as Connecticut
>>16419967>>16419970>>16419975>>16419987hearing about stuff like this makes me feel so happy that i still have my glorious flowing mane right now, and i'm likely to keep it until i'm 60 because my dad is at that age and he's still not really losing much hair.
>>16419996You better knock on wood bro, you could always have sleeper genes on your mom’s side that absolutely wreaked havoc on your hairline one day. No hubris is allowed in /sfg/! (unless you are Jeff Who)
>>16419993Spooky, dark is just an hour or so away for me, I'll be looking.
>>16419998yeah you're probably right anon, don't think that's likely though because my mom also has really great hair genetics.maybe god decided that's the compensation for my autism and inability to ever really connect with normalfags.
>>16419996>i'm likely to keep it until i'm 60 because my dad is at that age and he's still not really losing much hair.My dad has a full head of hair at 73.I was receding at 19.>>16419990My body isn't soft at all. I do half marathons.I've never actually done a full one, though.
>>16419993People as far down as north houston were claiming to see lights on the horizon a few months ago during the last ‘big one’. Crazy stuff
>>16419170>that number pad layout
>>16419999I went out to take a look and the part of the sky I could see was just PINK. It's dimmed a bit now but it was strong enough earlier that you could see it in NYC through the light pollution.
https://x.com/NWSSWPC/status/1844521229199270271>UPDATE! CME passage intensified; things are favorable for G4 levels to potentially continue into night hours. Keep space weather aware at https://swpc.noaa.gov for the latest. We take actions to notify officials and critical infrastructure operators, so you can enjoy the aurora
>>16420005Your hairline comes from your mother.
>>16419990Shave.
>>16420018Really doesn't explain it.
>>16420012Based. I am near Chicago, and will have a look in the next hour, its almost fully dark here
>>16420007That's how all number pads were layed out until the 90s
https://x.com/kbente242/status/1844524950029263093>Auroras in Nassau, The Bahamas for the 2nd time this year… crazy!
>>16420010>the sky has turned gay
>>16420033Time to remove it.
>>16420033https://x.com/Opitoc/status/1844525194288804123>Incredible from East Hartford, CT.Very gay
How likely is it to capture moving Starlinks in a time exposure of the Aurora?I'm using a normie tier Galaxy S21. Any tips for aurora photography?
https://x.com/landon_wx/status/1844530323104706891>Folks, this is not a joke. Get out with your loved ones if you have clear skies and watch this, you won’t forget this night. The aurora borealis will make the skies bright with color tonight all across the country!
Anyone wanna touch fumos?
>>16420041yes me
>>16419956Clark isn't bad either
>>16420041Dogs are stupid
>>16420047take that back!
>>16420038Nothing ever happens
>>16420051someone edit a chudjack looking at a screen with a speech bubble saying "nothing ever happens"while a beautiful aurora is visible through his window behind him.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6v6dbxPlsXshttps://x.com/Tesla/status/18439225997655901481h 24min
>>16420038>flee with your loved ones>canada wiped off the map
>>16420052Shut the fuck up and kill yourself.
https://x.com/halocme/status/1844537088139723036>MAJOR GEOMAGNETIC STORM NOW! KP=9- and Dst<-350nT.>The main body of the X1.8 CME seems to have arrived with solid strong southward field and low proton temperature. We will see how long this lasts and what the flux rope type is.
https://x.com/chazman/status/1844535663624118748is that Tom Mueller? from a line to the robotaxi event
>>16420052Go back to the sharty you worthless friendless faggotlet little piece of shit
https://x.com/elonmusk/status/1844494427349532725
>>16420062>>16420057a bit chuddy in here
>>16420054>streaming on YouTubeBased publicly held company
>>16420061I don't know, but why would Mueller need to line up with the peasants?
the chinese manned space program has come a long way
>>16420072
>>16420067>dood its like grass and stuffMaybe we should pave the whole fucking area for the glories of "space flight" huh
>>16420041that's a good ideaokay, I feel much better now
>>16420075we should, unironically
>>16420071that came to mind to me too, but Musk has a lot of aqcuintances and Mueller is not connected to Tesla itself and not working for a Musk company anymorehasn't for like 5 yearsso maybe they aren't meeting up socially etc, who knows
>>16419948does this help
Going beast mode during the EVA and experiencing Third Man Syndrome on the Moon(ironically, perhaps, on Shackleton crater!)
>>16419948?
will there be edamame on Mars
>>16420081No no, the one about the idea of a separate space board
>>16420087warosu was down when that post was made
https://x.com/WholeMarsBlog/status/1844544489597366663
>>16420067
>cant see the aurora in corpusits over, go on without me
https://x.com/BTxRGV/status/1844485846369480906> City of Brownsville Public Service Announcement>We're informing you of SpaceX Starship’s potential Fifth Flight Test on Sunday, October 13, with a launch window between 7 and 9 a.m., pending regulatory approval.
>>16420039I troubled by this. Not because of what it says but that it is needed at all. There is something deeply wrong with a society that needs obvious things constantly explained to them as if they are children.
>>16419878IFT-5 delayed until October 31, if not laterhttps://x.com/SpaceX/status/1539299937795596292Politics or Hurricane?
>>16420086basedbeans are illegal on mars
>>16420096krystal poster, dont click
>>16420096>>16420098Nice Krystal. It's a SFW one.
>>16420096face the airlock
>>16419960good
>>16419993NC here, the sky is vaguely redder in one spot, but not in a way you'd notice independently
>>16420095What disgusting audacity you have. Sonics booms and supersonics are not something you can just intuit.99.9999999% of humans need the concept of sonic booms explained to them.Just because your sperg-ass forgot that it was explained to you when you were 11 doesn't mean you figured it out.There is no issue with putting out the same info repeatedly. Those who know and understand will ignore the message, but the point of the message is to inform those who aren't aware.
>>16420098Oxymoron
>>16420099>Implying the physical embodiment of pure sex can ever be SFW
>>16420103You sound like a faggot.
https://www.youtube.com/live/m-k63PziFF0
>>16420107And you sound like a nigger who think's he's smarter than he is.
>>16419960Summarize, I'm not sitting through an hour of soibeards giggling.
>>16420112Stop crying. If you're too dumb to understand what amounts to a thunderclap its not SpaceX's problem or anyone elses.
>>16420102Same in Chicago, a dull red glow but yawn. Its not happening like it did in May.
>>16420102https://x.com/RobertByrn/status/1844551327507984562>Hilton Head, South CarolinaIt's a lot more diffuse that it was earlier. No real way to say if or when it'll brighten back up
>>16420120May looked like this.
the warzone suggesting that the x-37b maneuver is part a of a program to develop spacecraft that can avoid attacks>“We must conduct… responsible counter-space campaigning,” Gen. Michael Guetlein, Vice Chief of Space Operations, also said while speaking at the Defense News Conference in September. “This means we must develop capabilities to… protect and defend ourselves, but in doing so, we need to demonstrate safe and professional behavior in alignment with international norms of behavior, and we must work hard to protect the environment from additional pollution that could jeopardize the use of space for generations to come.”https://www.twz.com/space/secretive-x-37b-spaceplane-to-use-aerobraking-maneuvers-to-rapidly-change-orbit
>>16420119Except a sonic boom is the result of a build-up of waves and not the sudden explosion/implosion that forms thunder.GG bozo.
>>16420124>avoidevade*
>>16420125And? Do you think the technical aspects make any difference to a random person who hears a boom? You're still crying.
>>16420116if you can't fire people who won't do their jobs or retire your organization will fill up with people who won't do their jobs
>>16420124Dumb. Its more likely just to save energy in maneuvering around the orbit. Gravity assist + aero assist could be done to change orbit.
>>16420133Thank you.
>>16420124stephen clark is saying the same>The Space Force has identified mobility in orbit as a key focus for its next-generation space missions. This would allow satellites to more freely move between altitudes and orbital inclinations than they can today. Commanders don't want a spacecraft's movements to be constrained by the amount of fuel it carries, allowing satellites to "maneuver without regret.">Space Force leaders have discussed in-orbit refueling, more efficient propulsion technologies, and other ways to achieve this end. Aerobraking is another way to lower a spacecraft's orbit without using precious propellant.https://arstechnica.com/space/2024/10/the-us-militarys-x-37b-spaceplane-is-preparing-for-a-novel-space-maneuver/
https://x.com/FutureJurvetson/status/18445478792828687188min
>>16420137doing a demo at a movie studio doesn't inspire confidence desu
>>16420142would need to go through some bureaucracy if it wasn't a private closed road
>>16420142Well, no regulator has signed off on SAE Level 5 certification as yet, so its only appropriate to do a demo inside of a closed loop environment where things can be simulated to a degree but where regulatory constraints are flexible.
>>16420111By an ad faggot
>>16420096very important X post
>4k streaming optionBRING SPACEX STREAMS BACK TO YOUTUBE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6v6dbxPlsXsstream is live
>>164201544K60 w/ sweet ambient ost
>>16420154Optimus humanoid robot army, Mars edition
one subtitle so far>you
m*skcacas...whats taking so long?
sneaked in subtitles so far:>you>here>itSong on stage and stream right now is called Driving to the Moon by Yarin Primak
Fox version of Optimus when?
>>16420154I wonder if the board prevents Elon from streaming this exclusively on x
Damn I got baited by the 3 2 1
>>16420167I doubt it
whens this fucking event starting
This music is making me smoke more pot
>>16420170In ~8 mins.
>12 minutes delayI am feeling good, Tesla bros.
i can't wait for the headlines tomorrow>Elon Musk's much anticipated Robotaxi event leaves a bad taste in investor's mouths after being plagued by an hour-long delay and multiple technical difficulties
>>16420177>never watched any spacex/tesla/neuralink livestream
>>16420177its robotaxis? i thought it was humanoid robots. nobody gives a shit about another waymo.
Elon's always late to all his pressers. At this point I'm certain it's done on purpose because everything SpaceX and Tesla is an exercise in making the impossible, late.
Trump is going to make a surprise appearance in the new roadster, boosted by raptor engines
>>16420181Waymos only work in like 5 places vs a restla robptaxi working everywhere
>>16420181its both
https://x.com/WholeMarsBlog/status/1844563459704496392what the fuck
>>16420187>elon wants mars to be like the one in total recallpain
>>16420188https://x.com/WholeMarsBlog/status/1844564278218719490BWEH. Too much emotion. Just like a rock concert
>>16420188Vaxx continues to ruin our lives
>>16420154the X feed is ahead a bit I thinkhttps://x.com/i/broadcasts/1YqJDkbjazvGV
>>16420188Elon had a heart attack. Proof:x.com/NakedPicturesOfKrystalFromStarFox/status/32t9561235
>>16420189>he doesn't like three titted womenfag
>>16420182The mercurial lord insists the public must listen to his sick mixtape to set the mood.
>>16420188I saw an old dude have a heart attack or something at the Trump rally, and they paused the whole event to cheer on the first respondersTesla is using the same trick, proving Elon is as compassionate as Trump is, impressing the audience and getting an ovation.
>spaceflight youtubersyoung, diverse, intelligent>tesla youtubersold, male, white, moneygrubbers
>>16420188ELON IS DOWNI REPEATELON IS DOWN!!MARS IS LOST
>>16420194Gay
>>16420198https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NZk3JL9NcBothis is a better stream, "lex fridman" superchatted though not sure if its the actual dude
https://x.com/elonmusk/status/1844564353330315460
https://x.com/SawyerMerritt/status/1844563905470947746
>>16420202I found a crypto scam stream with an old video of elon giving a talk but they used used ai I'm guessing to clone his voice to talk about a crypto double your coin event lol. 100k viewers
https://x.com/elonmusk/status/1844564812749210047
>>16420198this is what happens when your company goes public. The people posting anti-starlink FUD on X are all $ASTS shills
>>16420200what codename do his security contractors call him?
>>16420197>the elites are shooting people with heart attack guns to prove their compassiona grim state of affairs, to be sure
>>16420207
>>16420205bit narcissistic ngl
>>16420207Odd they have a Master Plan IV implied to be in writing when Part III is still at least a decade away from fully achieving.
>>16420207Wish Elon would sell this dumb company and just focus on SpaceX.
>>16420204>"you are experiencing a car accident"they're already revolting wtf
>>16420213I think its more self-deprecatory
>>16420214The Third Reich ended early.Part IV is next up, and will last over a thousand years
https://x.com/elonmusk/status/1844565911875039702
>>16420217>from zero to onenah sounds like he's trying to do the whole "rags to riches" thingand yes, i know its a joke about binary but still...
>>16420219Why wouldn't the ambulance have carted him away in minutes? Its not like they have to treat him right there, in the crowd
>>16420223everyone mvst be present for the future anon
https://x.com/WholeMarsBlog/status/1844565892438556944
>>16420219Seems they've wrapped that up now and will start shortly.My bet is that someone bought party favors and had a bad reaction and OD'd or someshit, which required ambulatory services. It's a trippy robot event, in Hollywood. Where drugs flow like rain does on streets. Highly likely its that.
>>16420224Just administer naloxone, and sit him the fuck down.He should be at the fucking hospital, there are 108K people watching on YouTube, I don't know how many on X
tell me the truthhow long until IFT5?
>>16420231now
>>16420228
>>16420231Depends on how much of a fag the FAA wants to be. If no faggotry, this sunday. If max faggotry, after the election.
>>164202282.1 million. is that concurrent though? who knows.
>>16420231t-57 hours 19 minutes
>>16419991I like the idea just because I hate tiles
>>16420228All "Tesla channels" on youtube are hacked crypto scammer and those channels have been scamming people for 5+ years
youtube stream>4k60fps, no delay, but 20 seconds behindtwitter stream>20 seconds ahead, laggy, stuttering, 1080p if you're luckyhmm
>>16420243>20 seconds ahead, laggy, stuttering, 1080p if you're luckyI've been watching without any delay on 1080p for nearly 40 mins.
First in thread for "Fuck Amazon Kuiper".
>>16420243Set speed to 2x and it'll catch up (youtube streams are somewhat retarded)
>>16420026well, male pattern baldness is said to be inherited through your mother, but of course women don't get male pattern baldness, so you need to look at males descended via females from your matrilineal ancestors: your mother's sons, her mother's sons, her mother's daughter's sons, etc.
>getting ready to watch an elon musk press event
>>16420247Catch up to AI generated music for drugs and the looping Winamp plugin visualizations, you missed a lot in 20 seconds
>>16420247you cant set the speed on firefox
>>16420247Huh. Good to know.
>>16420082accurate
>>16420255Uh yes you can?
Jesus Christ, its past bedtime for all those wealthy East Coast investors
>>16420266holy fuck it's startingsldkfjghs;iufdhb[soinb;eb'[o
>giant fucking disclaimerLMAOOOOOO
BOILERPLATE STATEMENT
Damn, I lost my Elon Presentation Bingo
live
>>16420272Who the FUCK is this?!
>>16420271on his way?
damn that looks sick
>>16420274franz von holzhausen, the designer for tesla cars
>>16420274Franz
>not Johnny Cab
Tesla is BACK!
damn that background noisethey need better audio mixing
>>16420281>>16420280Oh neat, I don't follow the car stuff so I didn't know. Robot cab looks slick
lmao classic Elon autism pose
>>16420288>dear God don't let this thing kill me
>>16420096concerning
Anyone else play with Smart Summon? I tried it out and it was neat seeing it drive around on its own and come right up to me. I saw people do a double-take as they saw it driving around with nobody in it.
lmao train autists are gonna hate this
>>16420293I have HW3 so I'm worried it will spaz out
holy shit that backround audioplz fix rn very unprofessional
>>16420296i dont hear anything
>>16420295Probably will, there's a fundamental limitation to the camera sensor that you can't escape. HW3 has likely peaked. HW4 and 5 onwards is how robotaxis will succeed.
>>16420297they're subliminal autist sounds
>>16420297holy shit im so dumbi had starbase 24/7 open in another tab
I'm glad they're going to flat wheel covers. it's the best for aero.
tesla has been promising robotaxis for 10 years
>>16420300This happens to me a few times a week
>less than $30Kdamn, I would buy one
>>16420305my rattly old 3 does 95% of my driving with fsd. it's pretty close
goddamn, elon sucks at speaking
Guys real FSD next year, for sure, 100% this time, totally, just trust me :^)
>No steering wheelIt's over for Human
>>16420310>pending regulatory approval
You are now aware that he's doing all of this better than the rest of the entire global automotive industry, while he's outperforming the entire global space industry and the entire global telecommunications industry
>>16420309It's so dense, every single word has so much going on it it.
>>16420314also Neuralink
Let someone else speak, Elon.
All those FSD clips are wild.
>he wants to use the computers in the cybertaxis for cloud computing when they're offhe really is an engineer
>>16420321Imagine if it could mine crypto while you sleep
>>16419998Not that guy but I know I'm in the clear. My mom has a full head of hair.
NotJustBikes btfo autonomous cars are actually the solution
It's visible in AZ, but much more diffuse than the last time. Cant see any distinct features
>induction chargingwhat a massive waste of electricity
>destroying parking lotshow anti american>>16420328WTF IS THAT
robo sex van?
TESLA BREAD LOAF CAR
>rebovin
Some kind of metallic party loaf?
I hope they make version with a steering wheel though. Shouldn't be that hard since it's already drive by wire
20 people wow
>>16420329robovan, seats 20 people
How many Jewish people can fit in the roboven?
stupid sexy robot
He keeps dunking on the entire industry so much, I bet its genuinely infuriating across the market to try and compete with one company that does this.
I'm sorry elon I really do like this all but do the robots have to look like they need to take a shit when walking
Oh sweet jesus
Oh God they're walking
>the future should look like the futureuhh that looks like an art deco car right out of the 1920s
They really need to work on a more natural/faster gait for these things
>>16420344BASED ART DECO
>>16420137Is that steve's daughter? i must fuck her
>>16420209Antichrist
>>16420341Human locomotion is an incredibly hard problem to solve. It'll take another decade before robots achieve it, but it starts here.
>>16420338soon
>>16420347its not a prioritythe hands and upper body are more important for useful work
>optimus buddyheh i wonder what "services" they will provide...
>what is lovehearty kek
>>16420344>>16420348Bitchin, let's get zeppelins back next
>>16420352I bet it's not THAT hard, it's just completely pointless to change their gait for purely aesthetic reasons, and probably would make them less efficient
>>16420354I feel like being able to move faster than 1/4mph is pretty useful
The actuation and degree of motion is absolutely wild. A lot of people are gonna miss what's being shown, but legit holy shit.
>>16420358wait a sec...
They are so fluid it's insane
no sound?
That's it?
Would have been funny if Elon shouted "Optimus - ATTACK!"
>>16420355Soon nandroid enthusiast, soon.
>>16420364Its a movie studio, these guys are LA pros
>>16420352with machine learning it's "solved" at least in being able to predict the motion. exoskeletons will make use of it if/when they get larger deployments (and individuals can have their specific gait finetuned into the model). >>16420358wasn't there some posts about bringing back electrically powered blimps for transporting goods?
>>16420361Right, people are so used to sci fi robots that they won't realize how impressive this is
>>16420364it's super quietcan barely hear him on my laptopaudio mixing guy needs beat
>>16420368god i want a cute robot wife so bad
Their sound guy is fucking shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CTkuC_IEqCk
now that the robots are here to take our jobs away, how will we afford a trip to mars on UBI?
lmao there are two soundtracks playing atop each other
>>16420370>electrically powered blimps for transporting goodsWho else had "sky pirate" on their future job prospects list?
>>16420379we become prostitutes to satisfy the robot's sexual desires.
The sound guy for the Tesla Robotaxi/Optimus robot Livestream needs firedTURN ELONS MIC GAIN UP
wtf the bartender optimus did a peace sign when someone did a selfie with it haha
lmaooo is the robot even serving drinks or is it stuck waving?
>the robot bartender just poses instead of doing his jobjust like real bartenders
>>16420381>sky piratesare we really heading for the early 20th century's vision of the future?
lmao it didn't fistbump
Elon with Tesla also implicitly noted to NASA of the kind of hardware they can ship to the Moon and Mars in the future for transport between underground habs as stuff they would likely launch via Starships in the future. Especially if both the Robovan and the Cybercap are going to have overspecced AI hardware that can do distributed inference compute when not in use. Having large amounts of compute on site without needing to send the data back home unlocks a huge element in science missions in the future too.
>>16420389God I hope so
https://www.tesla.com/we-robot
>>16420394just autistically stared, confused. he's just like me.
>>16420391Sexbots when?
ok how the fuck did i it just play rock paper scissors randomly like that
wake me up when a humanoid robot can flip and serve burgers
>>16420403it's a guy doing mocap in some room somewhere, he has a live feed of the bot's cameras.
>>16420400That'll be the MK3s
>>16420395>Having large amounts of compute on site without needing to send the data back home unlocks a huge element in science missions in the future too.i told you guys that data centers in space are the future
>>16420404burgerflippers will flip out and burn tesla to the ground if they do that.
>>16420398
yeah it's probably tele-op but whatever, the hardware is still very cool.
why did a woman speak?
>>16420406dang that's actually kinda hot.i might be starting to turn around on the idea of robogirls, maybe they're okay.
>>16420411AI = actually indians
>>16420410
>>16420407Also, if robotaxis allow for us to do away with parking lots which can turn those large open spaces back into giant parks. That would be really really fucking amazing. That alone would be a massive socioeconomic benefit to every city in the world, and massively improve both the quality of living and improve the land value everywhere for everyone. Hell, it might potentially allow for a solarpunk future to arise. That'd be truly desirable.
>>16420415
>>16420416or you could just...walk.
>>16420416oh my walkable breathable cities or something
>>16420406I'm so glad they went with the blank face look and not some gay robot face
>>16420415vibes
>>16420416its not going to turn into giant parks. economics hates parks. i've seen too many of them get paved over and turned into buildings.
Robots not too impressive tbqh but the argument 'worst it will ever be' does apply I guess.
TSLA status?
>>16420416Would be cool. It's a shame that leftists hate Musk enough they'd be willing to destroy this because he wanted to build it
>>16420415>faces 2 degree hill incline>crashes
>>16420425>tfw you will never have hot sexy dystopian policegirl bots rape you (by putting your penis in their artificial robot pussy) non-consensually for breaking the law.
>>16420422Those are still prototypes. Also, they have stated they will be prioritizing factory work, cuz they obviously need to replace 150k wageslaves with roboslaves. The whole personal robo buddy isn't coming anytime soon, it's just stock pump.
>>16420425Needs a little elbow grease. It's too...soft. I need fast, deliberate, motions. It should be able to jerk me off
>>16420415This is just anti lightrail lobbying, similar to hyper loop being anti HSR lobbying
>>16420429electric motors handle inclines way better than ICE BTW
/o/ is seething rn
>>16420436trains are better than this, because at least on trains you have room to escape the homeless and crazies. there's no escape on the robotaxi.
>>16420438about what
Hey it served a drink
>>16420439Tesla should invest and push to build light rails for cities instead of autonomous busses, at least light rails look pretty when they cart around the poors (and keep them off the road too)
>>16420437ground clearance issues, and the nose/tail need the be beveled
>>16420438I'm signing up to be a Street Road Landlord!
>>16420440the lack of a rear window or something
>>16420442It would cost more and take longer and never happen
>>16420443>lifts up nothing personal
>>16420416Soon enough all vehicles will be equipped with sophisticated guidance and tracking devices that feed their location, number of occupants, velocity and direction into a central computer run by an AI. There will no more manual driving. You will just tell the computer where you want to go. You will even be able to change your mind on the fly and the AI will respond perfectly. The AI will control the vehicles and determine the optimum traffic flow, ensuring everyone gets where they want to go in the most efficient manner possible, with the minimum of braking or waiting. There will be no more traffic lights or stop signs or giveaways. All vehicles will merge and cross seamlessly. The AI will also ensure you get to park as close as possible to your destination, as it monitors all free spaces at all times.There will be no more accidents, except when the the terrorists hijack the whole system and convince the AI that all vehicles are an existential threat to Humanity's existence and it proceeds to lock all doors and drive them off the nearest bridge, cliff, or into each other at high speed.
>>16420442light rails do nothing about the "nigger smoking fent on public transport and the police do nothing about it" issue
>>16420442It costs between 500M to $3.5Bn per mile for rail in the US. The latter being the case for NYC with light rail extensions. The US' regulatory regime for any kind of rail expansion is more hostile than the majority of the rest of the world. This is by far the dumbest idea in this entire thread anon.
oh my goodness she is so attractive i wanna seggs her nowwww
wasn't there some semi serious political candidate recently who said "it would be cheaper to buy everyone without a car, a car, in X major city versus fund a single cent towards buses/trains"
Robotaxi + Optimus + Robovan + Unsupervised Full Self Driving world means we all move closer and closer to Vivy.
>>16420416The real estate would be too valuable to convert all of it into parks, but converting them to more retail space would still be better than parking lots.
>>16420454the point is that alot of people hate driving and dont want to own cars
Drunk driving when?Legal in California and Texas?
>>16420453i wanma stick my head under her dress and sniff around
>debuts robot taxis>debuts robot bus>debuts robot menIFT5 following (hopefully) so close, and with a successful tower catch to boot would be pretty spectacular.>>16420459I wonder how they'll wake up passengers who passed out in the backseat on the way to their destination after last call?
>>16420458Not enough, clearly (myself included)
>>16420461whoever is managing the minifleet will drive over and handle it
>>16420457It would depend on whether those parking lots are. A lot of the examples Tesla showed off were converting airport parking lots into giant parks. So I can imagine that near areas of national significance like large amphitheaters, monuments, airports, train stations, museums, etc., those could get converted into large parks for people to spend time in and around when they're on site for an event or traveling between areas during a layover for example. People flying would probably find it as a massive relief to go outside and sit in a park for an hour if they had a multi-hour layover. It beats sitting inside an airport, on your phone, suffering with the rest of the people who are as miserable.Hell, the parks would double as social spaces and would allow people to connect again, and would lead to a much improved society that doesn't feel so isolated and constantly divided.
>>16420461>wake up passengersthat's what the robot men are for
>>16420461if you fall unresponsive, it drives to nearest hospital and runs red lights to get there fast
>>16420461>I wonder how they'll wake up passengers who passed out in the backseat on the way to their destination after last call?Geez if only cars had speakers in them
>>16420461Probably set off a car alarm of the taxi itself when it arrives so that whoever at their destination will come get them.
erm why haven't they stacked the ship yet?
>>16420466kek>>16420468>>16420469I suppose if someone's not waking up from full-volume speakers blaring at them then it's off to the hospital like other anon said.
>>16420461There is an onboard trash compactor
>>16420457you dont need retail space when you just order shit online and have it delivered with a robotaxi + optimus
>>16420470because they wont arm the FTS until getting a license. should be tomorrow afternoon
>>16420473ordering shit online should be large quad copers dropping packages off on your mailbox-pad
>>16420474didn't they get the license last time the day before launch tho?
>>16420476i dont mimd this so long as it's quiet but it definitely is not quiet currently. mfw we trade gas cars for electric silence only to cede the silence to a constant buzzing all around us at all times
>>16420461>pass out in the robotaxi>fine print says you forfeit your human rights and are now owned by X corp>you are sent to Mars as an indentured servant
https://x.com/SawyerMerritt/status/1844581161961508910
>>16420481it's either this or charge an insane loitering fee for every extra minute
>>16420481
>>16420482
>>16420088Ive seen the screenshot before. Someone has it
>>16420409Implying burger flippers love their job enough to fight for it
https://x.com/SawyerMerritt/status/1844584720077815992
>>16420486I bullied the space board guy really hard back then. feel kinda bad
>>16420409burgerflippers will go home and finally kill themselves, as nature intended
>>16420163Go back to the sharty. You gave it away with the cacas
>>16420488poor minority families taking public transit with welfare bux to the good suburbs to trick or treat for the GOOD candy(this was the Dall-E prompt)
>>16419908/sfg/:>"elon musk is bretty cool guy he break all the rules and shit."Also /sfg/:>"y u break the rules? ;_; "
They intentionally limited its speed and agility for safely
I am leaving for Brownsville tomorrow. Remember fags, the ‘official’ /sfg/ meetup is a trap by serial killers or federal agents. Trust nobody.
The other really REALLY cool bit that I think a lot of people might have missed is that Tesla announced induction charging for their vehicles. While it won't be as efficient as direct plugin. It does mean that you can designate sectors of a lot in the future as charging zones exclusively for cars and any EV that supports wireless charging can pull up, charge, and get essentially the equivalent to the time spent driving to that location and back, back, in the time it takes you to go to the store, do something and return. Maybe even a little bit more.That'll have a profound impact on how lots in general are designed in the future. Now you don't necessarily have to dedicate entire sections to Supercharging carefully, though you certainly can for the added revenue if you want.
>>16420496where's the official /sfg/ goon party?
>>16420496The FAA will delay it. They can't give him such a win just before the election.
>>16420496I already know what you look like. I can kill you either way
TESLA IS NOT SPACEFLIGHT UNLESS THE TESLA IS PUT ON A ROCKET NOW FUCK OFF>>>/o/ >>>/g/
>>16420502Optimus is most definitely spaceflight.
>>16420500nah the white house will put out a press release that will be first page on every news site saying that kamala was able to get starship into space
>>16420502we are allowed one day of musk related company discussion per week per GR69325
>>16420485I'm not sure about the taxi, but I actually like the van.
What if we put Drumpf on a rocket to the ISS
>>16420417>Musk gave the world the most faggy, DYEL sòybot possible and the muskrats slurped up that jizz without even blinking
>>16420509>first president in spaceThat would be a very cool move, but he's too fat and old.
>>16420507It looks like a big toaster and I don't hate it.
>>16420510he made them DYEL so they cant do damage to people
>>16420496>the ‘official’ /sfg/ meetup is a trap by serial killers or federal agentsOne can only hope.
>>16420502this is the price the FAA paid by being anti-human
>>16420437I'm talking about the ground-hugging body>SSSSCCCRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPE
>>16420052No but I have this
here we go againhttps://www.politico.com/news/2024/10/10/california-reject-musk-spacex-00183371
>>16420521Well that'll be entertaining since that's a hilariously cut-and-dry first amendment violation.
>>16420521>Gretchen Newsom>Gretchen Newsom is a prominent labor leader and advocate for working families, currently serving as the Political Coordinator for the Ninth District of the International Brotherhood of Electrical Workers (IBEW). She was promoted to this position in June 2023 after a successful tenure as Political Director for IBEW Local 569 in San Diego, where she played a crucial role in transforming the political landscape of the region.weird
>>16420525What's with these leftist whores being named "Gretchen"
>>16420521I mean they have a point with the latter statement, but co-mingling it and predicating it via his speech makes it politically corrupt and regulatory overreach, so it'd become an open/shut lawsuit. It's like these people can't help themselves in blowing up their own cases.
>>16420511If Shatner can do it, Trump can do it
>>16420521Total commie death
>>16420521Commission will be fought in court and disbanded.
BROS
>>16420531He would complain like a little bitch.Its too small, its uncomfortable, the wait was so long, and the ride was really short.And he shit his diaper
>>16420534It's become AWARE OF YOU.
>>16420521>California Coastal CommissionNot a government body, just some irrelevant self imposed twats.
>>16420416>Hell, it might potentially allow for a solarpunk future to arise.Can't wait until all the people currently advocating for "solarpunk" inevitably turn on it and start calling it eco-fascist fantasy because Elon proved capitalism is better than their government-controlled utopia.
>>16420535Kek, sounds like someone needs to dilate
>>16420538>The California Coastal Commission (CCC) is a state agency within the California Natural Resources Agency with quasi-judicial control of land and public access along the state's 1,100 miles (1,800 km) of coastline.>The agency’s commissioners, appointed by the governor and legislative leaders
>>16420249spaceflight?!
>>16420082His metaphor is batshit insane but he's right
>>16420546You just love gargling Musk cum dont you
>>16420521DoD already told them has no power on federal land.
>>16420521courageous to go against af and 1a at the same time
>>16420534The entire fucking sky overhead is on fire, I've never seen anything like it, huge bands flaring back and forth, wavy greens and that magenta glow. Unbelievable sight.
>>16420554You sound like a redditor
>>16420554cloudy where I am, can't see shit
>>16420510If it can do my weekly house chores I will gladly pay 30k to avoid ever doing them again
>>16420559That's been my luck time and time again, tonight's the first time I've had good viewing conditions and gotten to see the lights like this.>>16420556You talk like a faggot.
Spinning in a well
>>16420521Kill bureaucrats and officials
>>16420082The funniest part is whoever wrote that is a wetback ESL Mexican. There's a couple of linguistic clues in that wall of text that Spanish is the anon's first language.
>>16420542>state agency>quasi control>federal launch facilityLike I said, irrelevant self imposed twats.
>>16420565Dont disrespect Mexicans, they are extremely based. Not because muh trad catholic conquistador meme but they build roggets at Brownsville :)
>>16420521Reddit once again banned the discussion on this. Literal tranny commie gov worshipper.
>>16420560>tell me you're a lazy fatass without outrightly saying itBased lardo.
>>16420569Since youre so familiar with plebbit, why dont you go the fuck back and stay there.
>>16420572r/The_Donald rapefugees STAY on >>>/pol/
>>16420573Total commie death
>>16420575YWNGTS
>>16420566>twatshows the british space program going
>>16420521SpaceX is a Texas company now. They will have to move away from the state citing risk to business.
Should I move to texas?
>>16420575Coal
>>16420581Fuck off theyre full, unless youre trying to work at Starbase. Same goes for Florida dont come here if youre a worthless leech
>>16420521What fucking permits?>>16420530TDS and EDS have merged into one derangement mental illness. I wonder how much longer these people will last before killing themselves
>>16420570I am lazy but not a fatass, yet
>>16420581How do you vote?
Wtf is Elon's succession plan? Or does he not have one? We are so fucked when he dies
>>16420521But NSF and some anons here had said that there was no conspiracy, what gives?
>>16420600If any of his children delve in to spaceflight, I assume thats where it goes. Otherwise, likely to company leadership like Gwynne or whoever it is at the time as long as they never argued a shit ton.
>>16419878if it requires centimeter accuracy then why isn't the length of the chopsticks the radius of the ship + 1 centimeter?
>>16420600I'm sure he lurks here frequently, and is considering choosing some anon from this general to be his rightful successor.
>>16420614You are a crazy person
>>16420485Mouse bus
>>16420614You really think so?
>>16420614Incredibly based delusion anon
>elon musk please select me elon musk
>>16420628This gif can apply to so many delusional anons in here.
>>16420398Kinda goofy looking car ngl
>>16420631Its the extended trunk isnt it
Talk, damn you!
Are there really gonna be three significant launcher on octobre 13th? And was there damage in cape carnival from the hurricane
>>16420642Probably not, but we'll see.
>>16420398Didn't Tesla pride itself on making electric cars that don't look like shit? Remember 10 years ago when every electric car looked weird except for Teslas? Now Teslas look weird
>>16420643So you're saying one or more of those launches are getting canceled?
>>16420645There are always good odds of any given launch slipping.
>>16420644UPGRADES, the future, today
>>16420521If I'm understanding the US code on this right, this is mostly a symbolic vote, and the federal government (DoC/NOAA?) now gets to decide whatever.
>>16420647Reddit meme
>>16420646I hope the most important of those launches (Europa Clipper) doesn't slip.
>>16420648yeah but if spacex ever wanted to use a commercial launch site in cali then they'd be in trouble
>>16420631why are there only two seats?
>>16420644Heey, now that I think about it, what ended up happening to that electric ATV?? I know they've released a kids version, but what about the one that they showed at the cybertruck presentation? Did elon forget about it just like he forgot about Dragon XL?
>>16420663let's not mention Roadster 2020
>>16420663>muskrat begins to see the light, pictured
>>16420663most people only know about elon through tesla, and tesla has been scamming and shilling for a long time. few people know about spacex and its accomplishments.
>>16420671I'm pretty sure these days almost everyone knows who he is either through Tesla or Twitter or SpaceX or his involvement in politics.
>>16420519sasuga anon.
>>16420565there would be no starship without wetback welders.
>>16420194>NakedPicturesOfKrystalFromStarFoxI question the veracity of this source.
>>16420674ya SpaceX doesn't actually pay all that well for fab peoplebarely competitive especially against all the refineries in Texas
>>16420628https://youtu.be/2u6aO2QQ4kY?t=16s
The Booster knows where it is at all times.It uses sensor fusion of GPS and ring laser / fiber optic gyroscope.It knows where it is to a fraction of a millimeter.
Terrestrial human biology's temporary configuration is proven in orbit. The human body wants to return to its natural, efficient, spacefaring form, immediately, via mass-wasting, the very mechanism aftermarket geneticists target as free storage for genetic recompilation
>>16420082>>16420565basado y rojo-empastillado
The Polaris Dawn girls looked way cuter in freefall.
>>16420534Holy crackersIt's so insanely bigCan you take a video? Is it visibly moving? This is like some sci-fi special effect.
guyshttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aurora_on_Mars>In late December 2014, NASA's MAVEN spacecraft detected evidence of widespread auroras in Mars' northern hemisphere, from about 20°–30°N latitude. The particles causing the aurora penetrated into the Martian atmosphere, creating auroras below 100 km above the surface>Earth's auroras range from 100 km to 500 km above the surface.
>>16420644I wish every car looked like a Ford F150
>>16420671Electric cars dont even work. You have to charge them first. It's a total charade
how to cope about the fact that lithium ion batteries are nowhere near good enough to replace ICEs
>>16420677No shit they dont pay well for anyone. Why do you think we all show out when pay is shit and hours are long then? You know the answer for the engineers, and you know the same answer for the fabricators.
>>16420690just have faith that they will eventually get better
>>16420690Works pretty good for me
>>16420690>spaceflight?
>>16420554Never been to the arctic circle award
>’people’ unironically believe faa wont call off the launch that was never going to happen
>>16420682Zero-g makes people look hotAlso why does Jared look dead inside lmao
>>16420703Why does he have such a bulbous nose and fat ears
>>16420703Noisy, smelly, lack of privacy, sleep deprivation.
>>16420705Why are you describing yourself?
>>16420709There is a great deal of privacy in the basement.
could the inflammatory nature of lithium ion batteries be used to propel rocket spacecraft
>>16420711No.
>>16420703It's like a very expensive facelift.
>>16420703>Also why does Jared look dead inside lmaoHe's a jew>>16420704He's a jew
>>16420682>Rook>Kidd PoteetWhy do they give themselves retarded names? Are these like their space names or something?
what is different about this Starship?
>>16420720Stop being racist
I don't get it
>>16420728Just think in terms of water
https://www.pcmag.com/news/satellite-launch-for-amazons-starlink-rival-project-kuiper-delayed-again
>>16420729What's the water analog of a coil somehow storing energy?
>>16420730>The e-commerce giant is now targeting "early 2025" for the launch, according to an updated blog post from the company. The satellites were previously scheduled to fly in the first half of 2024 before being pushed to Q4. >The news also raises concerns about Amazon's meeting a deadline from the US Federal Communications Commission. The commission requires the company to launch half of the planned 3,200 satellites by July 2026. If it doesn’t, Amazon risks losing its FCC license to operate the satellite network, although the company could file for an extension.
>>16420731Compressing water.
im going insane
>>16420731take a straight straw and a funny straw. Do the thing where you fill them then put your finger over one end so you can lift them out of the water without the water contained spilling. Lift your finger. Straight straw empties in half a second, funny straw takes a few seconds.
>>16420521May the Universe please smite California with a mega-asteroid impact that wipes it off the face of the Earth
>>16420723Built with even more hopes and dreamsMore room for FTS, thoughts, and prayers if it goes wrong
>>16420723It comes with full self flying.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ypLwacbff3s
>>16420734Help me niggerman
Did they change the heatshield and the engines and the flight algorithms for this starship. If I recall those were the issues during the last flight.
https://x.com/elonmusk/status/1844672780744466470
https://x.com/elonmusk/status/1844672209039786477
>>16420743Yeah there's been a substantial redesign.
>>16420742My friend I am so puffed right now. Als o it is "Save me niğarman" capiche?
>>16420749so they also have an ablative heatshield under those tiles?
>>16420748The robots should declare sovereignty and threaten to shoot any meatbag craft attempting to land.
>>16420752under some of them (maybe like half in total or something)
https://x.com/elonmusk/status/1844663546917069193
https://x.com/SawyerMerritt/status/1844638183449104493
>>16420758what is even a degree of freedom
>>16420756This guy is such a nigger amirite
>>16420758Oh man /pol/ is not going to like this
>>16420756This is crazy
https://x.com/elonmusk/status/1844615571826254178
>>16420760your hand operates in 22 dimension, son, while your entire being can barely perceive 3.
>>1642076722 degrees of freedom is not the same as 22 dimensions. Why must you constantly lie.
>>16420762why tf not
>>16420362That's just a nuke.
>>16420764This is coming from a guy who can't correctly interpret a velocity-drag diagram. I'd rather get a second opinion somewhere else.
>>16420760its a physics/engineering terma fixed object in space that can move and rotate in any direction has 6 degrees of freedom (x,y,z directions and 3 different ways to rotate)you can talk about degrees of freedom for robotic actuators as wellhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=55O-DGeoFic
this is powerful stuff on elon feed tonite
>>16420769What the fuck dude I don't lie all the time. What are you saying?
>>16420775>Individualism But why?
>>16420774What I'm trying to say a the finger of a human arm are essentially independent robots you can't just count the number of actuators in that human arm and say that's how many degrees of freedom there is. It's different from a serial robot arm where usually each joint/actuators must account for a DoF
>>16420782you can and thats what you dothe range of motion of those degrees of freedom or general dexterity is another matterbut calculating degrees of freedom is simple and non-ambiguousperhaps some DoF are more useful than others but that doesn't affect the DoF calculation itself
>>16420760The number of different points with their own direction of rotation. Each finger joint, each metacarpal being splayed or flexing with your hand, each direction your thumb moves in different places, is a degree of freedom.
>>16420781why anything desu
>>16420730
>>16420776You lied just now! You do lie all the time but you say you dont, more proof of what I say being true. You cannot argue this point otherwise you would be lying again, give up. I got you in a catch 22.
>>16420747he's just from the future
>>16420791I catch 22 bullets to my temple right now!
>>16420794You shouldve made a .22 caliber joke, though that likely wouldve never gone through your thick skull :>
>>16420793holy shit this is so fucking cringe.
>>16420770They are a bunch of hypertrad Christian LARPers. Even the "finger horns" gesture is enough for them to blow a gasket. They are carrying on the spirit of the Satanic Panic from the 90s.
>>16420749
>>16420760Fahrenheit.
>>16420802Do amerisharts really…?
>>16420796Yup my thickass lyinass skull huh bub. My big ol cranola bub. You dopey stimky faet fuck. Get out of my site: Mars site Alpha
>>16420793>>16420797I cant tell if this is clowning on musk or glorifying him
I shit my pants!!! Change my diaper!!!
>>16420803>>16420798I'll take ya word fer it
>>16420806Please stop stealing my joke. I made up that joke and you're stealing it twice this week now.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ySAnKmAIAKE>FTS Installed Before Launch & Potential Catch | SpaceX Boca Chica
>>1642080222...degrees Frarenheit? Pretty cold! Penguin territory
>>16420775Oy vey, he's really calling it like it is. You're definitely not supposed to do that.
Had a dream I was at the CFT for Starship, and struts in the ring failed leading to a cascading failure that caused the Booster to slam into the bottom of the Ship and it exploded killing the crew. It was horrible.
>>16419993Central TX, I knew I had no chance.But sometime while sleeping, I went out of the front door of whatever dream house I was in and looked up in the sky. There was a little bit of reddish vertical stuff, then I went back inside.
>>16420811Do what xD. The whole image is nonsense
https://news.bloomberglaw.com/environment-and-energy/group-sues-spacex-for-wastewater-discharges-at-texas-launch-site?campaign=6D81BEE8-872D-11EF-9E41-ABA3B8423AC1
>>16420808I will continue using it when nothing interesting is happening. Also I stole this joke months ago.
>>16420822You should feel shame for taking what is not yours. What country are you from, Hungary?
>>16420796>.22 caliber joke>wouldve never gone through your thick skull
Anybody got any recent ISS aurora webms with Dragon in it?
It's kinda crazy we have /sfg/ friends posting from Brazilian favelas
Today is the last chance for FAA to release the launch license...Let that sin in.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_OvepadikQ
I'm sick of seeing robots with two arms. If the point is having them do shit instead of humans give them an extra pair ffs. How many times have you done shit and found yourself wishing you had an extra hand to hold or carry something.
>>16420825No, fuck off
>>16420823>what is not yoursAre you so pathetic that you fight for what little control you have over who uses your phrase? Ahora lo entiendo claramente, eres como Trimigasi, obvio.
>>16420833Never because I am not a filthy mutant or heretic
>>16420829They can launch immediate after it's granted. there is no wait period.
>>16420834>ask for space kino>nuhh fuck off waahhstate of you
>>16420841Ijo de puta, ciera tu boca. Yo quiero ver este cohete con mis ojos, porque estas apurando los burocratas?!
>>16420835Ah, you're Mexican. You're awake early, mi amigo!
>>16420845No Im half argie mutt
>>16420829the FAA works during the weekend, they could very well release the launch license on sunday
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OYvWYp0--bQ>Can SpaceX Catch a Starship Super Heavy? (Like Falcon 9?)
>>16420849>like F9NSF truly is retarded
>>16420745what?
>>16420775>also posting some Milton Friedman stuff about not being an anarchistLame!
>>16420767holy shit, how is he doing that?!the cat, i mean.
>>16420732>If it doesn’t, Amazon risks losing its FCC license to operate the satellite network, although the company could file for an extension.You damn well a Trump admin WILL revoke that license if they don't get those 3200 into orbit, Bezos really fucked up using the WaPo as a personal mouthpiece
>>16420853consider posting about spaceflight next time you make a post
>>16420854WaPo has been going after Trump as well?
>>16420853there's a hole in a mirror
>>16420802witty joke
>>16420854Trump aint gon do shit LOL
There's not gonna be a license. IFT5 NET late November Everyone saying otherwise is coping
>>16420874FTS is already in placeit's leaving the launchpad in one explosion or another
>>16420848>the FAA works during the weekendthey do?That's actually kind of surprising, I figured they worked about 1 day a week considering how slow they are at doing anything.
>>16420874shut up
>>16420878they do now if they want to keep their jobs
>>16420850It's a dumb title, but I get what they were going for.
>>16420878in fact they can release the license on a weekend specifically to avoid giving activist groups a chance to lodge an injunction in court (those don't operate on weekends)
https://www.theblackvault.com/documentarchive/nasa-denies-existence-of-classified-briefings-on-james-webb-telescope-discoveries/NASA Denies Existence of Classified Briefings on James Webb Telescope Discoverieshttps://www.askapol.com/p/no-comment-rep-carson-james-webb-space-telescope-briefingRep Carson refuses to say if he's been in a James Webb Space Telescope briefing>ML: Fair. Hey, have you ever been in classified briefings on the James Webb Space Telescope?>AC: No comment, my good brother.>ML: No comment?”>AC: Yes, sir.>ML: Preciate ya.Uhhh what are they so afraid of?
>>16420886Would he even know or care what assets were used for anything that gets talked about behind closed doors?
>>16420886The beryllium gold wasn't adequately studied and will be tarnished to the point of unusability within 2 years. They won't release this info, just save up pretty pictures and drop them for years
>>16420452> $3.5Bn per MILE for some tram tracksDamn nigga what the hell is going on there
https://x.com/NASASpaceflight/status/1844718725259272211
>>16420892Government inefficiency (corruption)
>>16420756I know that's not true but imagine if it was, holy shit.Remember Elon is a closet furfag
>>16420891>Absolutely no one will realise that booked time on the JWST is being ignoredsure buddy
>>16420749I miss the thicc canards. I know it saves weight but the thin ones just look so flimsy
>>16420886There's a hexagonal aberration and they need to send a manned mission to fix it
>>16420901>I miss the thicc canardsEww gross coomer
>>16420723>ad hoc tiles protecting the weak hinge area that got burned through during reentry last time>new forward flaps design and location>tiles have emergency ablative materials under them>booster is able to land on the chopsticks instead of in the ocean
>>16420886they found a dyson swarm, but not in the way you think... you know the oort cloud?... yeah....
>>16420911there might be some upgrades to filters too
>>16420902not again
>>16420916There definitely are huge upgrades to the slosh filters yeah. I forgot. Also I misspoke, the new flaps are only on the next Starship flight not this one
>>16420856the cat is clearly flying through space, as we all are. so it was a post about spaceflight and you knew that and lied intentionally about it.why did you lie? can you stop lying please?
>>16420802witless joke
>>16420457falseeven tokyo and shanghai have big parkspeople like big parksin higher density cities, the mass transportation is more effective, you have very few parking lots and there are still parks
>>16420920your dad was sloshing on my cock, i forgot to mention :)
>>16420932gay
>>16420419>just live next to everywhere you will ever need to go
I had a dream about the new SLS mobile towerIt included a bowling alley, movie theater, and multiple swimming pools
Ship is currently being stacked for the final time
>>16420940I had a dream about Starship Gen 4, it had all of those things on just the first floor
>>16420941>F A A>PLAP PLAP PLAP>GET DELAYED>GET DELAYED>GET DELAYED
>>16420942i had a dream about your dad. pissing in my mouth.
>>16420935no, just don't be a fatass and walk or bike 2 km lol.the main reason for congestion in the US is fat americans feel the need to drive for even the shortest of trips.keep in mind, liberals whining about how the netherlands is this carless utopia are morons who just use it to peddle their commie narrative, the netherlands is still a very car-heavy country, it's just that cars are used mostly for trips from one side of a big city to the other or between cities, not something that would take you 10 minutes to ride a bike to.the result is less parking space needed, which along with the fact that the dutch are not poorfags and thus most of our extra parking is built underground, means that dutch cities are significantly less sprawling, less space taken up by roads and parking means that a simple walk to the store or anywhere else you need doesn't have to be a 5 kilometer trip. then there's also the retarded zoning rules but that's another can of worms.anyway, i don't expect americans to ever change this since they're embarrassed when someone else does something better than them, and it would be a herculean effort to unfuck their infrastructure now. just saying, just because you can walk places doesn't mean it has to be some dystopian monitored chink analog city.
>>16420942I had a dream where I was trying to make a really witty post but the captcha just kept failing
>>16420951t. anon
>>16420957heh, manlet.
>>16420961Perfect height for a fembot
>>16420941https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mhJRzQsLZGgits happening
>>16420963no, perfect dicksucking height would be lower.tesla needs to release the shortstack goblin version.
>>16420965
>>16420870Chill out
>>16420968
>>16420965Loisense?
>>16420974Delayed. The doomers always win
>>16420974two weeks (on sunday)
>>16420974>>16420977it'll be approved 1 hour before launch so activists have no time to sue.all you chuds keep pretending like FAA is the enemy but really they're doing their best to help spacex out *scoffs*.
>>16420502>elon isn't spaceflightyour opinion is worthless
>>16420982>chuds>*scoffs*
>>16420600Mind uploadingI hope it's possible for all the Elon copies to cooperate effectively
>>16420614He's basing his decision on how many times you post the word "nigger"
>>164209901 will be made to control every gravity well.the first clone will go to rule mars.
>>16420993*inhales*
>>16420775>>16420781Individualism = Humanism. A worth of humanity is now how the group works but how individuals work. The group is just a meta illusion. You can't force feed human behavior downward, that kills human nature.
Is it your first launch? They always seem to get the license right before the launch.
>>16420730Why is it called Kuiper if it can't Kuip?
>>16420802god blless :DDDD
>>16420760the number of independent variables describing the state of a system
>>16420769Is it not a 22 dimensional state space?
>>16420802It's pronounced bah-SEHD
>>16420913"Let's build a Dyson swarm, but put it so far from the star it's fucking useless. Delightfully devilish."
>>16420946Wrong, and extremely retarded. Short trips contribute very little to congestion because they're short.
>>16420982total FAA death
>>16421018You're short
>>16421020Hurtful
>>16421018short trips contribute a lot to congestion because they are the majority of trips people take in any given timeframe, and and it becomes an exponential problem when every single one is taken in a vehicle that takes up a 2x3 meter space on the road which slows traffic further, leaving those people en-route for longer. someone who might just be through the edge of town now has to stop for an hour become some 100 other people are en-route to their local walmart 2 kilometers away.anyways was just rubbing it in a little anon, i'm not expecting you guys to change, also you do a lot of other things well, spaceflight for one is an example where you absolutely mog europe, just not traffic management and transportation infrastructure.
>>16421017It's not for gathering energy, it's for preventing escape
>>16421018retard
>>16420398I love it, will there be a drivable version too?https://youtu.be/EZKNush8qsI?si=tdNvICH8LBN-C25J
>>16421018Short people contribute very little to humanity because they're short.
>>16421045based heightmogger
>>16420753yes. all according to plan (theirs)
>>16421045In the future, humans will be genetically altered to consume less resources. Going by naturally occuring neuron density, the minimum size that can still support a human brain is about 1 foot tall. This is the easiest way to increase relative living space and resource availability per person.
>>16419878Does /sfg/ like Whats About It?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7dAHr_9kKuA
>>16421063the only youtube that /sfg/ "likes" is maybe eager space or something.
>>16421065eager dickhead. fuck him. /sfg/ is a pressurefedastronaut general.
>>16421043no, no plans for that but I guess its possible unlikely IMO
>>16420896robot catgirls will happen as soon as they realize wide hips and a tail helps for bipedal balance, and cat-like ears help with WiFi reception. (and quadruple breasts for extra battery packs, I guess)
>>16421065Not just him. Sure we tease him a lot but I dare say most people here like estronaut.
>>16421065I miss CostPlusContent :(
>>16421076Apparently he was deployed in the Middle East
>>16420982it would be hilarious if they put a line item in the countdown checklist for "license received"
>>16421043No manual mode, atleast not for the robotaxi version that Tesla will run themselves. There might be a consumer variant with manual mode.
>>16421068Stop shilling that retarded fat fuck.
>>16421073i mean i like estronaut in that he's endearing, it's amazing to see what he's done with the chances that have been offered to him, definetly a result of hard work.at the same time i just can't fucking stand his way of talking, he's such a onions caricature.
>>16421080Christ, I hope he's alright over there. I liked his videos.
>>16421090he's probably fine, sandnigs suck at fighting.
>>16421089That's crazy, like, it's insane
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ub6HdADut50>How SpaceX Will Catch Super Heavy | Explained
>>16421028Nothing is going to charge because the premise is wrong.America is not Europe, Euros (and some American urban dwellers) who have never been in a small to medium American town really don't understand how spread-out shit is.Not many live 2 km from a Walmart, it's more like 5-10 miles at a minimumThe portion of the population that does need cars just mogs the portion where public transport is feasible.There is a big discussion that can be had about zoning, where planned neighborhoods are otherwise barred from doing things like placing a general store in the center of that neighborhood which would cut down on trips with cars. There is already lots of foot traffic from even places on the edge of residential aeras, my 70 year old grandma will bike to a gas station for smokes or food. It becomes kind of moot tho when your factory job is 20 miles away and you use your car anyway because you're already in it. You'd have to make people unemployed for them to really want to not use a car. Not many are privileged where their job is close. My job is 17min by car which is considered a very short commute, I have one of the shortest commutes of my coworkers.
>>16421068I love the way that guy's content ages. It's fun to go back after each IFT and see what prognostications he had completely wrong.
>>16421102kek and he never learns (a fat manlet so that is a given)
>>16421096If congestion was such a big deal, then more people would start using public transport. But guess what? Sitting in a traffic jam in your own car is still a better option and standing in a crowded bus.Most people who whine about cars are just commies.
>>16421110I'd use public transportation if it wasn't full of violent homeless people
>>16421063>WAImaybe if they stopped shilling their own merch, the vaporware ad of the week and begging you to subscribe every other video they'd actually be tolerable
https://x.com/AJ_FI/status/1844668123414134907>Shijian-19, China's first reusable and recoverable technology test satellite, landed at 0239 UTC today at Dongfeng, CASC confirms.
>>16421110Congestion is an issue, but so is public transportation. Rather be late 1 hr at home than be with a drugging/violent maniac/thief in public transportation with same 1 hr delay
>>16420730>>16420732When will all the not SpaceX communication companies merge? SES (Luxembourg) Intelsat S.A. (Luxembourg) EchoStar Satellite Services (USA) Hughes Network Systems (USA) Eutelsat (France) Arqiva (UK) Telesat (Canada) Speedcast (USA) Telespazio S.p.A. (Italy) Encompass Digital Media (USA) Singtel Satellite (Singapore) Hispasat (Spain) Globecast (France) Liquid Intelligent Technologies (South Africa) Telstra (Australia) MEASAT Global (Malaysia) Thaicom (Thailand) du (UAE) One Web Kuiper
>>16420814https://x.com/johnkrausphotos/status/1844585381221761534>Aurora from Starbase, Texas (25.9° latitude) as Starship prepares for Flight 5!
>>16421120space breeding?
>>16421094just the size of it.like most-mo-most people don't even realize right?
>>16421125It's already starting https://www.telecomstechnews.com/news/satellite-heavyweights-ses-intelsat-combine-3-1b-merger/>Two of the commercial satellite industry’s biggest players are joining forces to fortify their position against the onslaught of emerging low-Earth orbit broadband constellations led by SpaceX’s Starlink network. In a $3.1 billion deal announced Tuesday, Luxembourg-based SES will acquire rival operator Intelsat—creating a combined fleet of around 100 satellites in geostationary orbit (GEO).
>>16421130yeah
>>16421111maybe that's the bigger issue, the US just isn't a high-trust society in the way that places like the netherlands and nordic countries are.
>>16421129>The mission is geared towards space breeding experiments and carries various plant seeds selected from a range of locations. Researchers hope the exposure to the radiation environment of LEO will instigate mutations that may bring about advantages such as shorter breeding cycles and other beneficial variations. I don't get the point of this. Couldn't you do the same thing by lightly irradiating seeds down here on Earth?
>>16421136>lightly irradiating seeds down here on Earth?They've been doing that since the 60's
>>16421134nordic countries aren't really high trust in the big cities anymore
i want a tall nerdy girl with glasses to kneel in front of my benis and describe it in the way that everyday astronaut described big rockets.
>>16421144or "big" by nordic standards
>>16421063>meme editing>must explain rapid reuse every video>must explain stainless steel->talks about shit we saw on NSF a week prior>uses other youtubers' footage
>>16421136The radiation is on the ISS is more organic than the synthetic radiation on earth
>>16421063Cringe, Marcus House is objectively more informative and only does weekends
>>16421147Who the fuck watches nsf?
>>16421095>19:15Water cooling wont cool. Pretty sure the water travels through the entire top portion of the OLM plates and cools the plate as well. So its not just the jet shooting up thats cooling the plates on the bottom of the floor, but also on the top of the OLM plates itself, inside of it. Correct me if im wrong
>>16421065I like rgv aerial photography
>>16421149>organic radiation
>>16420136Centaur upgrades might have some worth soon.
>>16421154Bananas and your bones are radioactive
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mbob5eo0IDQ
>>16421154All radiation is not the same
>>16421131OneWeb, Kuiper, and Sirius XM should join too.Only way they are going to stay relavent.
>>16421164I can see why they would want to delay the AI event closer to IFT-5 so they can wash that turd down with other news.
>>16421145>"oh anon, your dick is so big it's insane, you can really see enormous scale when you get this close!"
>>16421120Cool, wonder if they will use Shijian to test things for there upcoming Capsule.
>>16421170spacex and tesla are different companies
>>16421179source?
>>16421170kek was it really that bad?
>>16421181Your ass
>>16421185
>>16421184It wouldn't have been bad if this was the first reveal of the bot. But it's already a known thing and nothing new was demonstrated. Can't even tell if they were teleoperated or not. Also anyone can do car prototypes. The real meat in their offering meat the FSD, which is again promised to materialize in the future.
>>16421193I don't own a tesla but I thought "FSD" was already a thing. can't they drive themselves in like 95% of common situations? like sure maybe you have to step in if theres a car crash during a parade in a construction zone but it can drive you to work most days right?
>>16421195If you take the wheel of like in the robotaxi or robovan that 5% isn't gonna cut it.
>>16421195a 1/20 chance to get in a car crash is generally considered to be pretty high
>>16421199a 1/20 chance your car asks you to step in and drive it is pretty good I think. given that my current car does that 20/20 times
>>16421095very interesting
>>16421203at that point it would just be a somewhat more advanced version of cruise control and not an autopilot.
for the first time in my life i feel like an addict in withdrawal waiting eagerly for his next fix, at first i was really happy to see FTS installed but now i've been annoyed and frustrated all day.starship development is the only thing that gives me dopamine anymore, nothing else compares.
>>16421217FUCKIONG GO FUCKING ALAUNCH ALREADY FUCKIMAL LETS GO ALREADY I CANT WAITANYMOREGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOWEGAANWEGAANWEGAANWEGAANWEGAANWEGAANWEGAAN
>>16421217you should try having sex with women
>>16421218Could you not be a performative faggot for like one whole thread?
>>16421217>>16421218
>>16421095>>16421208Ryan Hansen is based. You see his content featured on every other channel, but he rarely gets the credit directly. Luckily, he shares pretty freely with the community, and people share their informed knowledge with him.
>>16421218AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>16421222good trips
>>16421217The hype is real.We ARE becoming radicalized, the propaganda works. I'm letting it all in
>>16421222the collective spirit of /sfg/
>>16421217it damn well better gaan on sunday because if it doesn't brownsville anons will storm the compound and press the launch button themselves.we WILL get a launch and it will give elon & co plausible deniability because some deranged rocket gooners broke in and threatened them at dildopoint.
>>16421222"This monkey has just been told he is on Earth"
>>16421246what the fuck
https://x.com/vast/status/1844790274486362311new vast updates.pretty impressive amount of hardware featured. I can see the 2025 timeline being realistic
>>16421217I started doing drugs waiting for IFT2. You have no idea what it's like
>>16421246Can't wait for it to be taken down when they need a new access point for some reason
>>16421246i kinda hate murals
>>16421258mural? more like basedral
>>16421251Wtf logo change. Still though AWESOME to have so many updates in a short period of time, checking this out>>16421253Its eternity in there
>>16421261no dont say that again
>>16421263what, basedral?
>>16421258To be fair this one is particularly shit
>>16421265Auuggh STOP DUDE
>>16421251seem to be doing most in-house except the thrusters and solar panels
>>16421262longer than you think...
>>16421251Haven Demo finally makes an appearance. Weve had no info on it but know its going to launch before Haven-1 does. Also it seems like the actual station itself is being built now
basedral
>>16421268okay i'll stop
onions-ral
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pAPt5vbr-YU>How SpaceX Will CATCH A Rocket From Space!
>>16421219Disgusting, anon
Are you guys high? whenever I read /sfg/ on launch week you get kooky stupd
>>16421281I will be high on sunday.Feels good to live where dope is legal.
>>16421281You could probably compare my brain chemistry to various addicts and find that launch day treats me the same as a whiff of fent
>>16421285Fao hong shu
>>16421285>You could probably compare my brain chemistry to various addictstrue for all anons desu, no matter the board
>>16421287I don't know what that is. Do you mean 小紅書
I hope when you die that's actually it. Just lights out. I dont want to come back
>>16421287https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=obzK1p4m68U
>>16421246fucking domefags
>>16421300See China knows a strong leader when they see one
>no licenseit's over
>>16421316this is fr**king insane
>>16421316Blumpf is over
>>16421316>MFW
>>16421217same
Will you fuckers even believe your eyes when SpaceX catches the booster first try Sunday morning? Are you even prepared at all for what you are about to witness? I'm thinkin nope
>>16421348My body and soul has been ready, but I'm not sure how ready it is when it actually does gets captured. I know it will blow my mind so I'm prepping in advance. Often times, I just stop the livestream entirely and take it slowly.
>>16421348Shut up retard, IFT-4 surviving to landing is far more amazing.
>>16421348It's not launching and you are a fool for thinking it will.
>>16421348I'm gonna cum
If you think a landing is more amazing than that fucking flap surviving for SO LONG, being melted through and the cam covered in molten metal, you need your head checked
>>16421357going to have to wait and see
>>16421355Based ironic subverter. These posts are my favorite part of near-IFT posting
>>16421348Which Sunday THOUGH?
>>16421363Shut up we are IFTposting fag do not interrupt
>>16421363strap this guy on the deluge plate
>>16421363Government funded communist propaganda
https://x.com/Starlink/status/1844804813592367124
>>16421368Kek they avoided Miami Dade county because of the population density. Tbf though literally nothing happened here
>>16421355THERE IS NO IFT5 ON THE ROOF
>>16421356Do not cum. Do not cum.
>>16421363>piece of paper says clean drinking water is actually industrial waste water >this is the only difference
>>16421354How can one autist be so based? bring artdeco back NOW
>>16421368EDS bros, where do we move the goalposts now?
>>16421377same place they've always been. he won't give me a free receiver, iPhone 16, tesla roadster, and handjob. so it's actually disaster profiteering.
>>16421377He's just doing it to feed his ego, so it doesn't count. Also, the government could've done this years ago and cheaper, had he actually paid his fucking taxes, remember hyperloop? etc etc
WWYD if this happens
>>16421381>>16421414this is like the thailand cave boys all over again
>>16421415Relativity should 3D print a full scale space shuttle and launch it
>>16421415wym, there's nothing wrong in that pic, just an observation at the end
https://x.com/SciGuySpace/status/1844746693671113084>Sunday fun day.
>>16421353you dont understand anon, this launch will have BOTH.
>>16421356iku dame
>>16421448>new shepard
>>16421448each of those have coin flip odds of actually launching on sunday
>>16419878>Clipper won't arrive till 2030Why must everything in space be so far away?
>>16421448at least 2 of these will scrub.it's scrubtober.
>>16421464embrace the moon
>>16421454Starship test launches usually have a wide launch window
>>16421377ITS JUST PRHE DIDN'T PERSONALLY CARRY THE SIGNALS FROM HOME TO EARTH AND BACK WITH HIS HANDS
One thing I don't understand about the catch, why not start with just a hop?1. Mount just the first stage on the launch platform, lightly fueled2. Hop up to the level of the chopsticks3. Hover and catchI figure they could retire a lot of risk with a smaller test like that
>>16421448youtube.com/watch?v=lnalspedJYs
>>16421491Maybe that already count as a launch to FAA.
Loicense status ? I need my dopamine hit
>>16421492Whoops, somehow I fucked the link up.https://youtube.com/watch?v=lnalspedJYs
>>16421494Didn't SpaceX have to write a lengthy history report about Boca Chica to get the license?
>>16419878https://www.latimes.com/california/story/2024-10-11/la-me-spacex-coastal-commission>Among the issues raised by some commission members were Musk’s decision to insert himself in the presidential race, his spreading of conspiracy theories, the labor record of his companies and derogatory comments he has made about the transgender community. >But on Thursday, military officials had seemingly reversed their stance, agreeing to commission requests to increase monitoring and to set up an inter-agency working group that includes U.S. Fish and Wildlife, the National Marine Fisheries Service and the Federal Aviation Administration to address concerns as the number of launches increases.Slowly, bit by bit they dig in their claws.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KdzQiVTZlbA>Starship Flight 5 Launch Imminent! Pre-Launch Starbase Flyover Update Episode 60
>>16421464Fucking gravity assistsJust aerobrake at Jupiter, what could go wrong
>>16421503>commietimes
>>16421497that was for IFT-1
>>16421503>agreeing to commission requests to increase monitoring and to set up an inter-agency working group that includes U.S. Fish and Wildlife,so they never cared about the beetles in the first place? :(
>>16421503>But Air Force officials in June acknowledged sonic booms were regularly reaching across more than 100 miles of coastline from Santa Barbara County to as far as Los Angeles County. >Space Force officials said changes in flight trajectories have made the sonic booms audible to people in Santa Barbara, Ventura and Los Angeles counties.Its so fucking over for Starbase, Super Heavy sonic booms are predicted to be even louder and more noticeable
>>16421503>inter-agency working group that includes U.S. Fish and Wildlife, the National Marine Fisheries Service and the Federal Aviation Administration to address concerns as the number of launches increases. FAA. NMFS, FWS these three are gonna be the main regulatory obstacles they'll use to punish SpaceX for Elon's behavior and political activities
What time is it in America? Shouldn't FAA have dropped the license by now?
It really has been something to watch Elon Musk turn SpaceX into the MyPillow of rocket companies, hasn’t it?Christ, I guess I have to list off all the depressing stuff from the past few months: the Trump rally, the creepy assassination comments, the even creepier comments about impregnating Taylor Swift, spreading hurricane misinformation on X (and thus hindering relief efforts), claiming his own child was “killed” by the “woke mind virus,” that kind of thing. I have seen a lot of people suggest this is political radicalization, and sure, maybe it is. But I can’t help noticing a sick business logic, too.
>>16421519No? If spacex got the launch date already set it means the license will be issued around that time
>>16421520all of that was extremely based the fact that mentally ill retards are self-selecting out is just a very nice bonus
>>164215193:30 in washington dc right now. license in the next hour and a half if we're getting it today.
>>16421520jannieshttps://archive.is/DeIBk
>>16421520My counter argument: Shut up and die earther,
Now I personally, as a woman familiar with the linear concept of time, find these suits odd. How could SpaceX compete using a rocket it hadn’t yet launched? Sure, the “indefinite delivery / indeterminate quantity” contracts existed for the Falcon I, but that wasn’t what SpaceX was suing over. And yet, these suits got Musk what he wanted: more possible government contracts. In fact, such suits have been as much a hallmark of SpaceX as its rockets.
>>16421520>it's just so weird, isn't it, bros? Doesn't it just give you the ick?
>>16421505kek is that ESG Hound? Someone should send that to him>>16421528Normalfags don't understand suing is the only way to communicate with the government. If you see a company get their way without lawsuits then it's corruption
>>16421538i did already lol
>>16420690they make a much nicer fire when they inevitably fail. ICE rarely burns and if it does its just a black cloud of smoke
inshallahhttps://x.com/SpaceX/status/1844829865587114350
>>16421520You have to try harder, this isn't your safe space discord.
>We expect regulatory approval in time to fly on October 13is that a threat or
>>16421559
>>16421559standing back and standing by
>>16421559>it'll cost us a shitload of money if you delay usNot a good signal to send to the folks who have you by the balls.
>>16421561No, they know. Not the first time it happened
>>16421567have them by the balls? what are they gonna do get into a shootout with spacex? I think they can launch if they really want to
>>16421559FAA buckbroken
>>16421562
>>16421572You're delusional if you think SpaceX will just say fuck you and launch.
>>16421348i bet you $100 they won't even attempt it
>>16421574
Gonna call spaceX hella based if they actually did get approval and will launch Sunday after that shitstorm of regulatory burden/delays a couple agencies tried to impose on them
>>16421514softer actually
>>16421581how? iirc it's the opposite, larger vehicle, larger shockwave, louder boom
>>16421519They are dropping it tomorrow
>>16421577
>>16421520I dare you to go look at pre-2016 musk tweets
>>16421585if the booster catch isn't successful and it happens to RUD in that wetland, it'll be the biggest genocide of beetles ever.
>>16421562RAAAAHHHHHHHH
>>16421559BASEDAND DEATH TO NU COMMUNIST
>>16421559>we expect What are the implications to those words?
>>16421559The FAA is gonna reneg to spite them huh
>>16421563*Outside FAA HQ
>>16421559it's-over-bros, it's over
you can feel the thread become more high energy by the hour.even i'm starting to channel the AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>16421598I always thought that word was "re-nig", as in, to pull a nigger tactic, similar to "Indian giving".To RE-Nig is equivalent of a double nigger, which, presumably is much worse than a single nigger.
>>16421605i thought i was the only one
>>16421576to save face they will pretend to have the license, and pretend to launch, but it's really just a WDR. They fill fake it as a scrub
LICENSE DROPPEDhttps://x.com/FAANews/status/1844826897571553415
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N3kkNfH4yco
>>16421604AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>16421583I dont actually know, but neither do you or else you wouldnt ask. Maybe do some research first
>>16421610OH MY GOD ITS HAPPENING
>>16421610i swear to fucking god if i click on this and it's krystal porn.
>>16421559AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>16421605>>16421607are you people insane
SAY IT LOUDER!
Reposting since FUCK twitter. Looks like it dropped in time. WE GAAN!
>>16421623LET'S GO
JUST LAUNCH IT TODAY GODDAMNIT FUCK THE PAPERWORK I DEMAND LAUNCH KINO
WE HAVE 30 MINUTES LEFT OR ELSE LAUNCH IS DELAYED TO TUESDAY
>>16421628This is not true
https://x.com/rookisaacman/status/1844779182376747383https://www.bloomberg.com/news/videos/2024-10-11/polaris-isaacman-spacex-is-a-beacon-for-the-industry-video?sref=Q0vvKyT8talking about Starship testing toogoing to start designing the next polaris program next year6:10>we flew starship life support sensors on dragon
>>16421628>>16421629FUCK WHAT DO WE DO??????
>>16421598>>16421605it's renege you idiots.
>>16421630https://x.com/rookisaacman/status/1844784631033352554
>>16421605Reneg = renegadeRenegade = re (back/again) + negare (not)Negare has same root as niger, which stands for absence, blank, black, etc. Which also is a stand in for the word white as well. So black=white=blindness in olden language.
>>16421634https://x.com/rookisaacman/status/1844814982317318358
>>16421631Take a picture of your dog and post it here NOW
https://x.com/johnkrausphotos/status/1844774379441291544
>>16421633Damn autocorrect! Haha sorry brotha
>>16421636Sucking up to blue origin is proof Jared is starting an astronaut training company. BO might be more money for him than SpaceX considering the priorities
WIJ GAAN, IK HERHAAL, WIJ GAAN EN NIEMAND ZAL ONS TEGENHOUDEN
>>16421623AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>16421131>you, the guy with the 100 satellites>vs the guy, 6500 satellites, she tells you not to worry about
>>16421637my sweet girl <3
>few days before launch>people shitting about no licenseIt happens before every fucking test.
>musk is good
>>16421649They don't realize the FAA closes for the weekend as often as air travel does>>16421648She doesn't know what Mars is
>>16421648Hello puppy! her nose purplfied
>>16421648Thats a fugly dog
https://x.com/elonmusk/status/1844838103460323831
>>16420892It's environmental reviews and regulatory filings that eat up cost. The $3.5Bn for example, with NYC/Boston area, is $3Bn for construction cost due to it being a high density area, which creates a lot of downtime where the construction time is limited. On top of that union labor adds a lot of costs, and NYC being an island, means you have to import in the material a lot. $500M is just paperwork costs. Half a billion for some regulator across a dozen different agencies to read and sign off. It's become insanity. It takes longer for regulators in the US to sign off on a train track mile extension project than it does for China to build a station, lay a few hundred miles of track, and start the service--on its way to become profitable.
post yfw the tower catch succeeds
>>16421657The future is Starship not this gay car NOW SHUT THE FUCK UP AND LOICENSEPOST
>>16421657
Hows this kot
>>16421650>Musk is badt. outsources opinion making to Reddit and/or other social media, or played the markets and got played.
>>16420892>>16421658California is just as bad too. (Forgot to mention). To date, they've spent $11Bn and only achieved a 1600 feet segment of elevated concrete bridge section of their 100km or so high speed rail track. If the regulatory regime in the US was half of what it is today, we'd have taken over the world a decade ago.
>>16421641If spacex really wants to send a hundred people let alone thousands to mars, they better start flying more than 10 people a year
>>16421659
>>16421643WE GAAN GODVERDOMME
>>16421648cute lil' nigger
>>16421667this but unironically
>>16421651Guess what? spacefkight license division closes in 20min. They DONT WORK om weekends
>>16421672announcing a report is a big nono.
it's out https://factorio.com/blog/post/fff-432
>>16421674Good. Then there will be no FAA employees running onto the launchpad to apply the hold down clamps.
When this license does it better have a written apology in it for SpaceX's trouble
its out https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/2716400/view/6895665283270775771
>>16421673This is (You)
>Looks like Starship might fly on Sunday!>might fly>mightoh fuck they really don't have the loicense yet do they
>>16421659im saving fir when it happems
>>16421633>>16421635Thank you, cunning linguist
Titan is my favourite planet in the Solar System.
>>16421677Spacex would be immediately seized by the military if that happened
How many newfags do we have
>we expect>might flyyeah calling it, no license on Sunday, FAA gonna drag this out another week
>>16421619you absolute triple nigger
I wish he was here right now
Leftists seething at this image
>>16421663too short
>>16421692Nope, sorry.
I wish she was here right now
>>16421674Columbus Day (a treasured national holiday) is on Monday, October 14th, so the FAA have actually left EARLY today for a 3 day weekend.Sorry guys, no license.
https://x.com/NASASpaceOps/status/1844836388509773887SpaceX gonna have their fucking hands full on Sunday
>>16421695You have shit taste in blue women.
>>16421697This is true 100%. They were likely released 3 hours ago
>>16421655I will kill you
>>16421688The FAA feet-draggers will be dealt with ahead of time
>>16421506The virgin gravity assist VS the Chad areogravity assist
>>16421697Biden changed it, no longer columbus day. Now Injinous peoples day
>>16421666Do you need to go through pilot training to get on a plane
>>16421701so Starship launch, Falcon Heavy and Crew 8 undocking on the same day
>>16421708No, you are thinking of Juneteenth.Donald Trump made it famous, nobody ever heard of it before him.
>>16421709so far all the civilian flights spacex has done they forced them to train for a fucking year minimum
>>16421711And a Falcon 9 with Starlink at 1 AM Sunday, Eastern Time. It's within the same 24 hour period so they might as well be counted together.
>>16421562>Free flag with every 2nd tower purchasedbased capitalism wins again
>>16421701>Matthew Dominick coming down from the ISSI'm going to miss his photography
https://x.com/elonmusk/status/1844840553932030215daily reminder that the government is useless
No loicense today muskrats, cancel your trips and go back home
>>16421711Yeah you just gave a new reason why IFT5 aint happenin sunday
>>16421559>LIVE FAA REACTION
>>16421718https://x.com/BrendanCarrFCC/status/1844805615673082333
https://x.com/elonmusk/status/1844841111250227348
>>16421714That's because they didn't fly on Starship
>>16421559https://x.com/elonmusk/status/1844840205486043138
>>16421725crewed starship aint happenin for 10 years
>>16421726>mightmight does not make rightit's over
>>16421728happening much earlier, need it for HLS and Polaris 3
it's out https://www.thehindu.com/news/national/tamil-nadu/glass-alcohol-bottle-surgically-removed-from-mans-anal-cavity-in-nagapattinam/article31709444.ece
>>16421732hls and polaris3 aint happening this decade.
>>16421732HLS doesn't countgetting on/off Earth is the hard part
>>16421726>mightfucking christ it aint happenin. see you all tuesday or wednesday
I have a gift for you /sfg/
Press S to spit on Boing>Press S to spit on BoingPress S to spit on Boing>Press S to spit on Boing
>>16421740AAAAAAAAAAAA I WORK TUESDAY WEDNESDAY WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME ELON
>>16421728Your timeline's a bit arbitrary, don't you think? The ten year development effort to getting people on board is probably correct, but they've already started.
>>16421732>>16421735What >>16421739 getting Starship certified as a mass passenger launcher to LEO will be much harder than the 2 or 3 HLS that might be made over the course of the Artemis programme. Still will be super useful to have a 10yrs+ worth of cargo shipped to mars ready for use when the first astronaut arrive
>>16421743S
https://www.whitehouse.gov/briefing-room/presidential-actions/2024/10/11/a-proclamation-on-columbus-day-2024/ Its declared a National Holiday (in honor of Italian-Americans) as of 3 hours ago.Read it and weep. There will be no launch.
>>16421743this is just gonna feed startups even harder.
>>16421743Why? Boeing's management are terrible but their workforce are just as incompetent. Planes don't fall apart midflight because a team of superhuman engineers are being kept down by the big man in the office. They're all worthless union cucks. Dwindling is an important first step that leads to eventually dying.
>>16421728>>16421735You don't understand what's happening here, do you? The price and rate of production are pretty easy to guess at this point, the thing will be launching at least as often as Falcon 9 from the first successful double landing. It might be a launch per day, each one teaching more about potential failure modes. SpaceX, as always, is doing the hard part first.
>>16421754wokeness is really truly dead
>>16421743Damn lol two people I know got hired there early this year. A shitton of non-union employees already furloughed
>>16421754But thats monday nigga
>>16421743This is probably positive for them. New CEO might've just cut out the entire defective managerial class or undone the politically motivated hiring of incompetents
>>16421761Now read this one lolhttps://www.whitehouse.gov/briefing-room/presidential-actions/2024/10/11/a-proclamation-on-indigenous-peoples-day-2024/>>16421763A Federal Holiday triggers Texas law to mandate public beach remains open.
>>16421754What the fuck based? I'm Italian!
>>16421766Nobody gets off work for fucking Columbus Day doofus.
>>16421767I'm Italian too, every time I got to Olive Garden, and play Nintendo.
I've always wondered why presidents don't just make more holidaysseems like an easy win to give people more holidays
https://x.com/jeff_foust/status/1844847566019608992Big FAA license news
>>16421769The holiday status of Monday means the beach has to remain open ALL WEEKEND.Codified in Texas state law.
>>16421774All starbase road closures are against texas state law anyway
>>16421773!!
>>16421773>The big FAA license news today is… they have cleared Falcon 9 to return to flight.
>>16421754Wasn't Columbus a heckin' evil racist?
>>16421778SpaceX signed an agreement with Cameron County to never close the beach on a holiday weekend. The public demanded it. Look for it.
>>16421743Getting rid of DEI hires?
>>16421785I too, would like to see the demographics of this "bottom 10%".Should be public info.
>>16421664I will never get tired of watching these glorious Starship launches. Never.
>Overall, the cost of maintaing Starbase and Starship-Super Heavy development program is approximately $4 million per dayhot damnhttps://x.com/ZhanPoasts/status/1844845622496509969
>>16421676>>16421679buy an ad
>>16421662>non-asian>flat chestthat's a tranny
>>16421792Lies, shut up
>>16421792If it includes the complete program (including Raptor?) that doesn't feel too surprising
>>16421758deluded african worshipper
>>16421792>$1.4bn per year Meh, it's far less than the SLS budget and NASA is spending $1.8bn on HLS alone
>>16421792>1.4 billion annually pocket change
RETURRN TO FLIGHT APPROVEDhttps://x.com/BCCarCounters/status/1844848026197921830https://x.com/jeff_foust/status/1844847566019608992
>>16421804
>>16421764Because when DEI hired union workers have less management oversight, they work harder and better.
>>16421792So every day of delay due to FAA fuckery is 4milThe actual delay itself is much worse though, the opportunity cost is difficult to calculate
>>16421706They really embraced the whole meme, didn't they?
>>16421810I hope that's sarcasm.
>>16421199More reliable than the Shuttle desu
>>16420892Government/Corruption
>>1642181160 day delay = 240 million penalty
https://x.com/T3DSS38/status/1844704386561261653New catch arm sim
>>16421811>>16421792but tards on /sfg/ told me starship launches only cost 2 million a pop. make it make sense sweetie pie.
>>16421784The Sheriff said it's closed. Deal with it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DJO_9auJhJQ&t=1s
>>16421802That's still triple the annual budget of the entire UK space agency LMAO
https://x.com/Orbital_Perigee/status/1844847311735963962no launch it's over
>>16421810I was talking about those workers, just didn't want to refer to them that way
>>16421833>What could've been
GET THE FUCK IN HERE!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8x4pMfBSU_Uhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8x4pMfBSU_Uhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8x4pMfBSU_Uhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8x4pMfBSU_Uhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8x4pMfBSU_U
>>16421848kys for even mentioning that utter retard. He'll commit seppuku when the first HLS crew lands on the moon
>>16421845That looks a lot like a ssto spaceplane. It better not be. >>16421848>opening with ableism get this chud out of here
>>16421848ah I knew adamsomefag would be ready to shit on this the next day lmao, hate his fucking voice fr
>>16421246I think it's pretty.
>>16421848Trust thundercunt to turn everything into party political clickbait.Go work, Phil. I ain't watching your shit.
>>16421864I think its pretty gay.expected a LED video wall with... whatever.
>>16421857>adamsomefagThat reminds me, I've been meaning to ask, why do people act like building trains is Elon Musk's decision instead of the government?
>>16421841I'm assuming they do this before every IFT?
>>16421503>insert himself in the presidential race"Celebrity endorsements are bad when I don't like who you're endorsing!">his spreading of conspiracy theories*conspiracy facts>the labor record of his companies??? The mexiwelders seem to like him>derogatory comments he has made about the transgender communityThe Pretender plague must be extinguished
ITS FUCKING OVER NO MORE FAA PERMITS THIS ENTIRE WEEKEND
>>16421870They are privately owned, and work for hire, operated by whoever the fuck owns them. Bypass the shitty government transit for niggers.Don't like it? Then don't board one, your excellent government transit choices will suffice for people of your caliber.
>>16421848>EnronSo.. tfoot doesn't understand business, like at all. That's sort of embarrassing. I'd like to laugh, but it's too sad to be funny. He genuinely doesn't understand why Elon is rich. He doesn't understand what the market rewards, or anything. He's just a resentful old man with a dead end research job sitting in a run down Czech house, who has no idea how he got there. Sad, man
>>16421877Says who?
>>16421880He knows a thing or two about chemistry, the rest is pure fucking Dunning-Kruger.
>>16421883>>16421883>>16421880Says another /sfg/ Dunning-Kruger clown...Y'know the skeptics are right and you will be a sad old man wondering why there arent a million people on Mars. I tried to warn you.
>>16421891>Y'know the skeptics are rightYou're gonna need bigger bait than that, also trolling outside /b/.
Robots on thursday nightStarship on Sunday
>>16421893Musk promised falcon heavy flights to Mars every launch window. was he trolling?
https://x.com/i/broadcasts/1BdGYEdAoOLGXNSF seething about SpaceX flying without FAA
>>16420248>your mother's sons, her mother's sons, her mother's daughter's sons, etc.just say your mother's father (your grandfather) you retard
Every thread on the rest of 4chan should be moved to /pol/ during the last month of a big election.
>>16421368>>16421377the EDS crowd will just ignore this and perpetuate the fake news from the other day instead
>>16421448crew 8 will depart the iss on the 13th too
https://x.com/Vincent_Ledvina/status/1844858586813624535
>>16421895Blah blah senator Shelby then Starship started blah blah we've been over this
>>16421905Man this is way too tenuous. The biosphere is like 100ft thick on land, sometimes it dwindles to nothing. What are we doing here
>>16421905badass. this data should be available in video format or at least rapid slideshow to see where it was overhead, and where it was not, all night. We need constellations to do this.North Dakota looks intense
>>16421848Bankruptcy soon
>>16421903Matthew dominick will sport the mustache on the lunar surface once he lands there in a few years, takes even more iconic photos than the Apollo shots, and goes down in the history books forever
https://x.com/BTxRGV/status/1844861185092399292
>>16421917I could see it from North Texas. Not as impressive as the one in May, though.
>>16421923Is there a real reason people expect Tesla to go bankrupt besides "I personally don't like Elon Musk"? Are there any actual facts to it? I know you're trolling but I'm asking generally
>>16421928The one in May, for reference. Didn't need to pump my phone's exposure as much to see even more purple.
>>16421930fuck you.
>>16421939What's your problem faggot
>>16420554>I've never seen anything like it
>>16421950The youtuber to onlyfans pipeline remains strong.
>>16420562I wonder what conditions would compel anyone to actually build this thing
>>16421857Why wouldn't that fag like that tesla finally made a bus? Isn't that those walkable niggers always talk about if they can't have trains.
>>16421944Go kill yourself ywngts HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA NO LOICENSE RETARDS
>>16421966kek
https://x.com/sciguyspace/status/1844877645357490425Bergerfags…. What happened…?
>heres your glorious leader bro
>>16421969What is ou supposed to mean here?
>>16421969OU, UT, and A&M are all schools for fags
>>16421520Elon needs to stay away from Waffle House.
>>16421972No, this is him
>>16421973University of Oklahoma you brainlet
>>16421520Blow it out your ass.
>>16421633it's Renge
>>16421978What if Duke Nukem was br*tish
>>16421981>Oi bruv I ain’t got toime to bleed innit
>>16421697That means they won't be around to complain about the launch for two days.
>>16421986The worse willy wonka btw
>>16421628>implying they won't be licensed by NASA because it's related to HLS development
>>16421950dildocket
>>16421990Who is The Queer
>>16420902>all 16 mirrors were ground precisely but WRONG
>>16421998Keir
https://www.sc.gov.cn/10462/14721/2024/10/11/dff95422955f484db33e74b45b2ff4b7.shtmlhttps://www.163.com/dy/article/JE3ME75Q0553TKKM.htmltl;dr a commercial launch pad is apparently under construction in Xichang near XSLC, it's called "Western Spaceport", the state-owned company organising this so far has 1 billion yuan in funding (~$140M).Not much details but it's largely described as similar to the Hainan commercial launch pads, so expect CZ-12 and other Tianlongs to launch from there.It seem like the future of the decades long tradition of booster dropping on sichuan villagers is safe!
>>16421154It's more sustainable.
>>16421095Superheavy is a spaceplane.
>>16422012F9 booster does this too, btw
did we get a notam out of mexico yet?
Why does the Moon look so fucked up right now?? Central time zone kings, go outside and tell me I’m not crazy. The terminator looks angled
>>16422023so sleepy! siesta time
>>16422024partial eclipses are fairly common
>>16422024Sorry, we're doing a few renovations.
The FAA does work weekends
>>16422033Shut up fag this already got posted
the approval is in the mail
Loicense has everyone on edge (or edging)
>>16422013
>>16422046>expecting a license before saturday afternoonOH NO NO NO
>>16422042Snail mail, it seems(this is a joke implying the United States Postal Service, often referred to as ‘snail mail,’ has sent the approval. Not only does this rhyme, adding to the humor, but there exists a two-fold joke here indicating that anything government-related is slow and inefficient) ((it’s a joke btw please laugh))
>>16422049>expecting a license at allOH NO NO NO
>>16422048not even good quality CGI and stupid shaky cam added
>>16422052I'm so done with these posts.
>>16421897lmao, that's exactly why I didn'tbecause you're wrongyour mother's father shares no matrilineal ancestors with youI humbly accept your immediate suicide
>>16421930Not really. Bankruptcy is at its lowest likelihood now than at any point in the company's history
>>16422050ohh i get it
>cali votes against more spacex flights due to politics>faa holding back falcon & starship while giving a pass to ULA>fake news about elon scamming hurricane victims with starlink>"environmentalists" suing to stop starship launch>astronomers lobbing additional complaints about starlinkand thats just part of the lawfare that happened this week. i read comments that suggest that its not only the biden admin/democrats and bezos harassing spacex, but probably other countries like china too. when you're on top everyone will try to bring you down.
>>16422009Sichuan peppercorns derive their signature mouth-tingling flavor from bioaccumulation of nitrogen tetroxide from the local soil.
>>16422054NTA but you're an idiotyou get your male pattern baldness from your mother's father mostly, though your own father's genetics also play a role>matrilineal ancestors dunning kruger momentthe primary male pattern baldness trait is carried by the X chromosomewhich is the one your grandfather gave your motherduring recombination and meiosis, the genes are split and reformso when your mother concieved you, that code from your grandfather's X chromosome was transmitted to you
>>16422069brb, killing myself
>>16422069God's handiwork is truly magnificent! :)
>>16422061Thanks. I was wondering if thunderfoot's Enron comparison was something to be concerned about but I guess he is just being economically illiterate
wait...was thunderCHAD right????
>>16422080Tesla is basically a shitcoin in tradfi form. Big moves happen all the time.
>>16422080Stocks basically always drop on news that isn't a fiscal report with a positive outlook.
we need more lunar startups>Volta Space Technologies, headquartered in Montréal and with offices in the United States, revealed plans Oct. 10 for satellites that would collect power and transmit it via lasers to spacecraft on the lunar surface, helping them survive the two-week lunar night or operate in permanently shadowed craters at the lunar poles.https://spacenews.com/volta-space-technologies-unveils-plans-for-lunar-power-satellite-network/
So Pete Bootyjudge, Secretary of Transportation, has the right to bypass FAA regulations? That's how they got the license early? Holy shit based mayor Pete
>>16421111just kill them if they get uppity
>>16422093You get in trouble if you try to prevent harm to others.>>16422091As rockets are a form of transit, I would say yes.
>>16422080In market terms, Tesla just said they were spending a bunch of time, money, and talent on a risk. The market likes a sure thing, like pepsi. If I had to guess though, a whole lot of retail that doesn't know what they're doing were leveraged on it popping after the event, and the big guys that sold them the position are destroying it
>>16422090that one is fucking stupid though. almost nothing is better for being in space. this is space power startup number 4 that got funding? unbelievable
>>16422069>which is the one your grandfather gave your motherYour mother has two X's dumbass. Your grandfather only gave her one. Where's the other one from?
>>16422091Eric Berger should investigate this cuz I swear we had the Oct 13th date before the FEMA phone call
>>16422098better that 40 space power startups get funding than another launch startup
>>16421561they delay the license to a Friday and then launch on the weekend while the courts are still closed, before all of the envirofaggots have a chance to put in some frivolous lawsuits on monday
>>16422103the other day I was thinking>stop making launch startups and start making payloadsand then I immediately saw something that made me think>ok stop doing that tooI'm beginning to think there is no "newspace" just SpaceX.
>>16422110Vast
>herro>herro eberywan>>16422111yeah that was the only exception I could think of
>>16422101learn how sexual reproduction works before embarassing yourself againyour grandfather's X chromosome and your grandmother's X chromosome recombined during gamete formation, which means your mother's X chromosomes are a mixture of both her parent'syour mother doesn't have an unaltered copy of her mother's X chromosome, she has a pair of recombined X chromosomes that descend from both the X chromosomes her parents gave herthe strongest predictor of MPB is whether or not your maternal grandfather expresses MPBbecause the androgen sensitivity trait is mediated through the X chromosome, and is sex linkedmen are more likely to express sex-linked traits, because they only have one X chromosome
LAUNCH MONDAYWE GAAN TO EUROPAhttps://x.com/NASA_LSP/status/1844919551194169805
>>16422129but of course we cant have two heavy lift launches in a single day
>>16421880I believe Casey Handmer perfectly described this kind of person in his recent interview
anyone have the super heavy catch animation with the giant robot hands doing suggestive things to it
>>16421950DOG PENIS
>>16422115ok racist much?
>>16421950Are those condom wrappers?
>>16422137hey man, he's the one doing the face, don't blame me
>>16422143it's bright outside, give him a break
>>16422141for his giant dog penis rocket, yes
>>16422133No, but I have this one
The doctors give me no more than 24 hours left to live. I guess I won't get to see the first ever catch then. Fuck the FAA.
>>16422149Doctors are know-nothing faggots, defy their supposed "expertise" by living longer than 24 hours, then rub their stupid faces in it. Be too stubborn to die yet.
>>16422134>krystal posters are zoophiles
>>16422153you don't need to fuck dogs to know what a dog penis looks like, anon
>>16422154>doubling down
>>16422156>projecting
>>16422130You never know, starship could always get delayed
>>16422159you're the one who typed DOG PENIS in caps bud
>>16422163next you're going to post a frog and call me retarded
>>16422165stupid frog poster hater
>>16422165Anon looks like picrel
>>16422069>>16420248>anons in /sci/ presenting old wives tales as factMaternal grandfather heritability is has been long debunked. I have a half brother who is bald. I'm over a decade older than he is and still have my hair whereas he was completely bald by age 30. We share the same maternal grandfather. My full brother also still has his hair. So did our maternal grandfather.
So when Blonald Blumpf wins will SpaceX go to Mars?
>>16422108except that Monday is a holiday toocheck... mate!
come on elon mustard, where is rocket launch sir, teri maa ki chut
>>16422174>LE DEBOONKyour anecdotal experiences don't refute a pattern among the general population that has been recognized by mainstream science for many years now, namely the AR gene that codes for heightened androgen sensitivity (DHT) being mediated by the X chromosome and sex-linkedliterally anyone can look up "male pattern baldness maternal grandfather" and see that information
>>16422189>gets proven wrong as trait clearly has complex heritability>reverts to previous debunked claimskek
>>16422189you only need a single counterexample to disprove your claim, anon
>>16422080People are fucking retards, this drop is a great time to buy.
>>16422189You sound like a redditor
>>16422080nah Cybertrucks are full production nowGonna be on every street
>durr my half brother is bald but I am not>DEBOONKEDsounds like your bro is smoking some crack that got cut with something bad, or is a fucking homo>>16422192>only need a single counterexample to disprove your claimand this is supposed to be the science boardno, your anecdotal testimony is not scientific evidencenone of you have ever had sex, and it's obvious because of your complete ignorance of gamete formation and how genetic recombination affects the expression of sex-linked and recessive/dominant traits>>16422194>>16422190die in a fire
>>16422200You seem mad
>>16422200>die in a firethat's not a nice thing to wish upon someone. what would your mother think if she knew your were posting this hate on the internet?
>>16422200>his assertions: falsified>his status: malding
>>16422203His mother prolly ran out on him hes gonna get pissy because you brought it up now
>>16422149Are you dying of ligma?
>/sfg/ - Smooth headed Phenotype General
>>16422207There is no f in this, you shouldve changed it to fenotypeOne job.
>>16422204shoe on head or gtfo
>>16422209Kys
>>16422210>he doesn't knowmad
>>16422203She died in a fire
so we have established ITT that this general is filled with autist rocket fetishists who have no idea how science and genes work and mald every time they are exposed as completely ignorant of basic things like Mendelian inheritance
>>16422218I wasnt involved or really knew about topic I was just egging on the arguments with replies like >>16422210 >>16422201 >>16422194 since its funny
>>16422218But it's not Mendelianhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Non-Mendelian_inheritance
I like fake replying as someone else so anons get even angrier and put more effort into their ragereplies
>>16422218>To date, molecular genetic studies have identified 389 associated genomic regions, have implicated numerous genes in these regions>The vast majority of these loci are located on the autosomes, and are therefore equally likely to have been inherited from the maternal or the paternal sideNeed zero-g studies on MPHL to help some of the anons here.https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC10842561/
>>16422222Quints
cool anecdotal evidence browere you part of the control group or the experimental groupoh, so you don't know what those areneat>>16422220>dude this trait mediated by the X chromosome has nothing to do with Mendelian inheritanceishygddt
>>16422224read, you nigger>>16422222
Lysenkoism is the truth anyways. Let’s get back to spaceflight
rockets
>>16422226The inheritance of traits in rocket lineages is non-Mendelian
>>16422228we need to do some twin studies with rockets
>>16422207kek, almost anon, what about Scalp Fading General
>>16422225maybe you missed the part where I mentioned your father's genes also have an effectcirculatory health is what keeps nutrients moving to your hair follicles and rootsthat changes nothing about your maternal grandfather's hairline being the single most powerful predictor of your own, on a population wide level
>a group of anons go to mars>these are the sorts of arguments that will break out during the trip
Guys, are we edging or are we gooning?
>>16422237>all that time and money and he can't fix his baldness or get to orbit
>>16422239huh, am I missing something? did you confuse that guy with jeff bezos or did my face blindness get worse?
>>16422236>Starship performs perfectly>zero malfunctions>lands on Mars>door opens>no survivors>"MENDELIAN" written in blood on the interior walls
>>16422133the actual arms
>>16422239Are you edging or are you gooning?
>>16422236>anon: uhh where are the cute girls with cute feet?>tranny: i have cute feet>cnn: breaking news: first murder in space
It's going to be a long thread to page 10.
>>16422247I'm making a new thread soon, image limit is 4 posts away
>>16422247If we post a few more images, someone will bake a new thread real soon.
>>16422247we'll hit image limit before then
>page 7anon, no
>>16422245>gooningI don't speak zoomer.
>>16422241>>16422237>>16422239Do we have any proof that Jeff Bezos ISN'T just JK Simmons doing extreme method acting?
>>16422248>>16422249>>16422250Fuck the image limit, there's no license to stage.
space trains
>>16422249cargo cult mentality
>>16422256trains man is hard job
Onward and upward
I like how Grok doesn't know what a Starship is
>>16422255>you should keep posting in a thread on an imageboard that cant have any more images in it because.... YOU JUST SHOULD OK?fuck off we gaan
>>16422264LLMs and diffusion models are truly garbage. Get me out of this mediocre AI hell
>>16422199I saw one in the parking lot of the shittiest home depot in town yesterday
>>16422200>none of you have ever had sex, and it's obvious because of your complete ignorance of gamete formation and how genetic recombination affects the expression of sex-linked and recessive/dominant traitsShit man, do they quiz you on this? I thought it would be enough to just find a girl, but I wasn't prepared that she's going to start asking these questions too
>>16422267I told my boomer parents AI would never amount to much because they spend all their time trying to make sure it doesn't say nigger
Has anyone used Smart Summon yet? I've been plying with it and its so fun.
https://www.politico.com/newsletters/california-climate/2024/10/10/coastal-commission-1-spacex-0-00183373>The California Coastal Commission this afternoon rejected the Air Force’s plan to give SpaceX permission to launch up to 50 rockets a year from Vandenberg Air Force Base on the Central California coast....>But the goodwill evaporated after commissioners raised concerns about Musk’s political rhetoric, slammed the company’s labor record and questioned DOD’s contention that the launches should benefit from military permitting exemptions even if military payloads aren’t being carried.>“I really appreciate the work of the Space Force,” said Commission Chair Caryl Hart. “But here we’re dealing with a company, the head of which has aggressively injected himself into the presidential race and he’s managed a company in a way that was just described by Commissioner Newsom that I find to be very disturbing.”
>>16422199I see 2 or 3 cybertrucks most days
I can't wait till page 8 so I can make a new thread
>>16422277But is that ruling binding? It's unclear from the article if DoD is just playing nice because congress gets mad when they don't or have been directed to abide by the committee vote.
/sfg/ youtube channel
>>16422280Not possible, it's vaporware. Many intellectual skeptics told me in no uncertain terms
>>16422286staging now if you don't
>>16422296new: >>16422298
>>16422234>your maternal grandfather's hairline being the single most powerful predictor of your ownI'm ruling in favor of this anon, case closed, jury is dismissed.
>>16420415holy art deco, batman
>>16422101>Your mother has two X'sYours has three.
>>16422287No, because it's federal landhttps://www.vcstar.com/story/news/local/california/2024/08/10/spacex-launches-vandenberg-space-force-base/74714771007/They are posturing all over the place but the air force doesn't have to abide by anything and is merely being nice by listening to their suggestions. If they dig in, Vandenberg is going to tell them to take a hike.
>>16422427wow, cringesomebody should kill all californians, put them out of their earthnoid misery
>>16422137>lacist much?
>>16422498t. never heard an asian speak english in their life
>>16422277What's up with big cities turning people into communist bugmen? I see that phenomena all around the world.
>>16422509listen if you want to make me angry then carry on.
>>16422540its mostly a matter of actually understanding the world rather than being some country hick in bumbfuck nowhere where the tv cinfirms your biases.
>>16422602city faggots and whores hardly understand the world and just eat food made by hicks
>>16422605>just eat food made by hicks95% of rural people have nothing to do with food production. they just live off welfare and the one government subsidised arbys in their 1000 person town.
>>16422635projecting
>>16422635Another NotJustBikes enjoyer? Not often you see folx with great intellect here!
>>16422642i am projecting... sperm onto your dads face.
I am certain that those teslabots serving shit at the event were being piloted by humans behind the scenes lol. And obviously the full self driving cars were actually on a pre programmed track.
>>16422681Nah it was just midgets and kids in costumes or hiding in the vehicles.
>>16422681remember that AI really means "Actual Indians"
OH MY /V/ SPACEX HAS ENTERED GAME DEVhttps://starshipthegame.spacex.com/
>>16422802>>16422802>no game mode to crash into the FAAc'mon
>>16422208trolling is a art
>>16420082>Starship could have been built in 1970I hate the SLS but that's just retarded, he has no idea how the Raptor engines work
>>16421657No ass whatsoever.
https://x.com/SpaceX/status/1845146075574972633https://x.com/SpaceX/status/1845146075574972633https://x.com/SpaceX/status/1845146075574972633https://x.com/SpaceX/status/1845146075574972633https://x.com/SpaceX/status/1845146075574972633
>>16423046come on anon, it's not nice to make people go to that shitty website>Targeting Sunday, October 13 for Starship’s fifth flight test. A 30-minute launch window opens at 7:00 a.m. CT> http://spacex.com/launches/mission/?missionId=starship-flight-5
dubs and it crashes
>>16420082schizo chud post no.417491278471274012704710827400124071024708274708124070128740127470just fucking kill yourself already and save your disappointed parents some stress>inb4 projectingI said what I said
>>16421783Italians are people of color and can't be racist
Bye thread
>>16421754Anon... 3 hours ago plus 56 years....
