>>33442033
waste of time
the server is just trannies and gays and catfish and scammers
there is always some type of drama on the server
nobody is willing to relocate
nobody posts a city as their location in their profile
can never find any locals
the majority of neets will ghost you

Since it wasn't shown in the last thread, avoid this: >>33424708 girl for reasons explained here: >>33434367

I think I have come to learn that in general you should avoid girls that post in these threads and actually engage with the community around it. Every single one that has added me or I've added from other threads by happenstance has been a compulsive liar and/or manipulative in some way.

server replaced, simplified and now under different management, we will try to avoid repeats of past drama
also use the damn pinned intro template in #welcome so the bot doesn't nag you and don't remove the intro or your access gets revoked

>>33442125
Drop the slideshow.

>>33442269
imgchest(dot cum)/p/vj4jv3bv948

>>33442076
no the whole server is just "40m looking for cis f to make kids with"

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ASL
29/MtF(post-op)/Oregon/NEET/Satanist/Misanthrope/Kiwifarms Victim
>Favorite sub-genre
Metalhead/goth

>Physical description
White, 5'11, dirty-blonde hair, some tattoos on my arm, glasses, blue eyes. I dress like a typical metal head in all black.
>Looking for
A biological woman to date in Oregon who (preferably goth) is loving/caring/compassionate/snuggly. I can be very clingy, so I need someone who is dependable and attentive. I do well with people who have a fucked up sense of humor (or at least tolerate off-color statements, (I make them all the time).
>Not looking for
Men of any kind, full stop. I cannot stress this enough,this might sound hypocritical, but if you're MtF also, I won't be interested at all. People who smoke cigs/vape/weed. Dog owners cuz i hate dogs, taller than me, outspoken leftoids, weird fetishists, Blacks and Mexicans/muslims, gun owners, woke nuggets, delusional religionist’s, unshaven armpits (poor hygiene in general), fat chicks

I am a depressed loser with no friends. nobody even adds me from my posts except to bully me n make fun of but i can't find a better place for trying to meet people. this place sucks but so does everywhere else. and making friends as an adult irl is impossible. People are just fuckin horrible to each other.

so i am throwing my wish into the void

please give me a cool local friend who will talk to me n take me places to go do fun things or a girlfriend…please

>Discord:
spengler84.

>>33442438
>>33442465
Just need the pedo and that one guy who bots his posts in all threads and you have the four horsemen of /soc/ all in one place. God damn this board is fucking trash now lol

>>33442125
if a girl doesn't live local
if a girl doesn't post her city
do not interact with them

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>>33442312
The intentionality of it all is a bit off-putting. She has this WHOLE PLAN for her life and you're just a cog in the machine, much like any other cog she could put in the machine.
The "be smrt or I'll be annoyed with you" bit has be expecting that when her carefully imagined future isn't working out as planned, clearly the problem must be you.
That sort of irrational fantasizing is pretty par for the course, though.
The only major LOL is the $1000/month allowance.
There are definitely dudes skulking about these threads who'd pay that for a 23F, of course, but they're going to want their pound of flesh.

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>>33442465
>I don't know why I have lots of internet trolls pursuing me.
Because you're a known pedophile and catfish who's been exposed dozens of times? Anons, don't waste your time here.

>>33442672
I would normally disregard many of the things you say as woman-hating speak, but apparently this girl is currently even living with someone from /aan/ while also searching for someone new. So making good choices is not much of a concern for her as long as she gets money and whatever else she wants.

I am glad I have the wherewithal to not speak to people like this, but it does make me wonder why I would ever speak to a woman from here at all.

>>33442855
>apparently this girl is currently even living with someone from /aan/ while also searching for someone new
If I "adopted" someone and it was clear there was no long term potential, I doubt I'd mind if they wanted some time to set up somewhere to go next.
It's a good idea to have a plan for failure before you get into this sort of thing.

>>33442125
I think I've spoken to this girl before and she was not attractive enough to make the demands she was asking for, and yet here she goes again making even more posts.

>>33442937
That is completely fair. But I think letting someone "adopt" and provide for you without being completely sure of the long-term potential beforehand is worrying. Telling, even.

>>33442983
I don't think you can ever be sure.
Any day you might discover something new that you didn't even know would be a deal-breaker, but apparently it is.
And people change, so even if it seems like everything had been fine for a month or a year or three, things start getting worse.

Man... this is so fucking sad. I don't really remember things being this bad 10 or even 5 years ago, considering the fact that the exact same trends already took full swing around that time - they just didn't yet develop into this apocalyptic shitshow we now get to see. It's that much more telling since I'm an older zoomshit and still am able to observe this change in relationship dynamics because it's just that rapid.

I can kinda sympathize with, and understand some of the reasons why guys come here of all places: they are sick to death of social media and dating apps, and don't want to humiliate themselves on platforms where the odds are 100% stacked against them, that much more so because women there don't even share (or have any in the first place) interests/hobbies, so it basically comes down to pushing mountains to get to talk to a blank-slate Becky, just to get ghosted by her afterwards anyways. Therefore, the line of thinking of a guy coming here probably has to be that 4chan, being sort of a main hub for social recluses and major internet subcultures, has to yield a higher amount of unorthodox girls, adjacent to that mindset - aka neets, alt/e girls, autists etc.

However, what they fail to realize is that:
1. It's no longer 2015
2. 4chan nowadays is just reddit from current year minus 8
3. A lot of these women are either no different, or in some cases actually worse, than the ones you can find on other platforms.

Case in point:
>>33353252
>>33437040

^the two above are about 80% of girls you can hope to find on this board, that is, skanks who show themselves off to total strangers who are probably about as worthless to this planet as they are.

Part 1?

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23/F/UK
>Status: NEET
Getting kicked out by the end of the month by my mum (lost my job a year ago) so I need somewhere to go, willing to relocate anywhere.

>About me
White, 24, 5'6, 112lbs
I like anime, manga, video games and baking. I like trying to follow video game recipe books so if you like vidya and food hopefully you'll enjoy it with me.

>Anything else you would like to add?
I think I'm ideally looking for someone under 45, wants children, believes in marriage (I don't mind about religion etc) if that falls through, I would like an allowance of some kind...
I don't smoke, drugs, drink but I don't really care if you do, just don't make me join in with that.

I also don't mind if someone is just willing to host till I find a job and earn a living.

>>33443253
>>33443255
>>33443257
>>33443259
>>33443261
>>33443262
>>33443265
>>33443266
>>33443268
>>33443269
That girl is delusional
No guy will ever agree to marry her

>>33443247
To get to my main point: the current dating dynamic is way too unbalanced in regards to what is expected from the two respective parties, those being male and female. On one hand, men are expected to overperform while being promised little to nothing in return for their efforts, meanwhile women do literally nothing to merit their expectations, and at least partially meet their own standards. For as stupid and maybe cringe-worthy a lot of the gymbro hype edits and redpill plus "religious" youtube content is, I can at least recognize it is a symptom of guys being willing to not only work on themselves physically, but to mentally adjust themselves as well and find some semblance of purpose in a world that gives them less promises by day.

I do not see the same being case for women. All day every day, they are being told by globohomo that it's okay to be a fat, disgusting slob that sits all day watching netflix, to worship material possession, and to be entitled to prince charming by birthright.

As supposedly "bad" a deal it is, unfortunately most women on average just can't operate on their own outside the supervision of a husband, and not become dysfunctional degenerates. Basically, marriage for women 100 years ago was be a semi-slave scheme with restricted rights compared to the husband, because the transaction is his protection, income and a roof over the head, in return for woman looking after kids, house chores and food, as well as occasional seggs. For this reason, men got the voting rights because their stakes were just objectively higher. IMO even if it's not ideal, I do think women got a reasonable deal on their end, and thus is the reason why most societies used it as the standard for good 2000 years. It's precisely because we abandoned it we now suffer this garbage.

Part 2

>>33443247
>>33443303
Third part and hopefully to conclude my colossal spergout. The obvious problems are no-fault divorce (you get to break a promise AND get rewarded for it), and these days social media, which basically server to fulfill the role of a superman surrogate husband in place of a real dude, by means of inflating their already insane high sense of worth (dopamine inducing behavior like likes on their posts) as well as literal financial support through stuff like onlyfans, which only really exists to dig them deeper into the pit of degeneracy.

>inb4 that's misogynist or something

Yeah, voting rights for women do sound nice in theory, only if empirical evidence didn't show they are in aggregate total retard nincompoops when judging what is good policy. That's how you get a demented pedophile elected president (even doe he's a rich white man which they supposedly hate lol), niggers murdering people, raping children and eating pets, as well as 45% income tax.

Should also mention that the other two highly intelligent species, bonobos and elephants, have inherently matriarchal social groups which feminists oftentimes like to point out as being indicative of a superior system of living. I don't remember either of those having working tap water, electrical grid or good roads last time I checked. Weird huh.

>>33443303
funnily enough I never visited that board, although I've heard it's a tranny psy-op and recruitment center these days. Pretty pls if one of you guys could fact check me on that one.

Also, my resentment for (most) women doesn't come from watching some middle-aged guy complaining about his experiences on youtube, I simply had the misfortune of having to listen to them talk and observe how they behave daily for the last 10 years or so. If you find yourself in what I previously described then in all fairness that's a you problem, and if not, I don't see why you would care about me calling out trash people.

>>33443266
>ut why advertise yourself as a NEET and not a housewife?
for that monthly allowance tho. if i'm marrying you, you don't get a fucking allowance. it smells not quite right.

dude really typed out a whole ass autistic and unhinged manifesto on how it's solely the fault of women and minorities and society that he's too ugly, unintelligent, and unlikable to have sex like sheesh buddy have a little self awareness i mean like damn...

>>33443465
glownigger reply + I never once mentioned minorities. Also I'm not ugly, unintelligent or unlikable, maybe just slightly autistic; however, women should consider not being irredeemable psychotic demons first and I just might complain about them less.

>uses sheesh in a sentence
>talks to me about self-awareness
lol, lmao even

>>33442312
Not gonna lie I wasn’t expecting much but a lot of that is actually kinda sweet. The leading people on thing and ghosting them is definitely a massive red flag, along with the “failed” situation she mentioned.

>>33443521
Tbh I wouldn't necessarily even disagree. You can at least respond to my posts in a civil manner unlike >>33443465 who immediately resorts to name-calling, jumps to conclusions and puts words in my mouth.

None of you deserve a housewife

Are you looking for a more disciplined, structured, life but don't want to join the military or go to prison? Are you willing to relocate to Pennsylvania? I have the solution for you!

What you get:
- Live in a mansion with likeminded people. You'll have your own private bedroom and space.
- No bills! You won't have to pay for anything. Electric, heat, water, wifi, rent, food, etc will all be provided at no cost to you.
- Friends! You'll have 6 people around you who want a better life, same as you. It's a very friendly and loving environment.
- Discipline! You'll be held accountable to actually accomplishing your goals and being productive instead of rotting all day.

What I get:
- Your labor. You'll agree to do the things I ask you to do.
- Your thoughts. You'll agree to give me your honest thoughts and opinions about how to grow and your own progress.
- Your friendship. You'll agree to treat me as a friend!

Discord: tylercodemonkey

>>33443281
If moving to the Netherlands is something you'd consider then I can at least hear you out.

>I would like an allowance of some kind...
That depends on the nature of the relationship.

>>33443255
>>33443257
>>33443259
>>33443261
>>33443262
>>33443265
>>33443266
>>33443268
>>33443269
You know it could've looked pretty nice apart from the
>living with a current failed aan relationship (read: she's still swallowing her provider's cum daily still and is used up)
>1k allowance
She needs to get an onlyfans and get a pimp and accept this is how it is. Ah well.

>>33443281
Yeah what this guy said, >>33443729
Come to the netherlands

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>>33443587
>- Your labor. You'll agree to do the things I ask you to do.

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>Status: NEET (I'm ashamed to write here...)
>20/female/Russia
>Height - 157, I am slightly overweight, but my figure is quite feminine.
Non-confrontational, mostly depressed, insecure, shy, awkward, at the same time quite kind and empathic, but at the same time I can be short-tempered depending on the topic/actions. In general, you can't call me completely soft and fluffy. Also a little distant and cold, as long as you don't inspire my trust.
I studied to be an architect (secondary specialized education), I plan, as soon as I save up, to go to another country for language courses and then get a higher education. I am currently in an agonizing job search. I like to do different things with my own hands – key rings made of wool, badges made of clay, drawing with various materials, etc. I like to read dystopias and novels. I also like to play bloody shooters and short stories. I'm also a bit obsessed with cleanliness and I cook well. I love nature, active leisure and animals!!
Keep in mind that I plan to move to Austria, this is not accurate, you can influence my choice, but it should also be logical.
>A good man under 30 years old, I would not want you to be fat or below 170 cm... I would not be able to tolerate dyed hair or nails, skinny pants, earrings, and I hope that you are not an alcoholic and drug addict.
I am attracted to DDLG relationships (I will regret writing this, I am certainly a concerned lady, but do not write to me exclusively about this). I want to feel safe, I would be glad to have a person who could take control of my life a little bit, because I am a real "rag", I am very easily exposed to the negative influence of society, very sensitive and emotional internally…
No one is obliged, but it would be logical if you "stood on your feet", it would just be nice if you could support me (I'm not going to ask you for anything if you don't let me).
Telegram : dodichkanya (it's better to write here)
Discord: .dodichka.

>>33444326
>>A good man under 30 years old
>I am attracted to DDLG relationships
Aim higher.

Just out of curiosity, how easily can you get to Europe (let alone Austria) from Russia right now?

>>33444326
God, if only you were a tranny, you’d be perfect.

>>33443303
>seggs
Kill yourself, demon worshipping niggerfaggot.
>men got the voting rights
Voting privileges were based on things like land ownership, not sex.
The push for Universal Suffrage after the shared horrors of WW1 is when men (and women) got the "right to vote". Though since ballot access is conditional on registering for the draft, arguably men STILL do not have voting rights.

>>33443586
Thanks.
I wouldn't wish a housewife on my worst enemy, either.

>>33444326
What is the random piece of poo on your shoulder?

>>33443547
She declined to continue messaging pretty nicely after a short exchange. Did seem nice

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>>33443281
41/m/England

I live in an attic room. Pretty big, enough for two single beds. I could provide you with some pocket money but not much. I'm also neet and my UC covers my rent but I'd need some contribution from you.

Location is small quiet village. One pub, two shops. Unmanned train station. Lots of wildlife and woods to explore.

Let me know if it sounds appealing.

>>33444802

She seemed like a nice girl to me as well. I would have done pretty much everything the presentation required, including the allowance, but minus marriage. She put a lot of work into her slideshow, meanwhile Anons are mocking it openly.

>>33442672
The idea of giving your wife some spending money is pretty traditional, $1000 is not even a lot.

>>33442125
Agree but I'm sure she has learned her lesson from this

>>33444968
How long? Has she actually been by other faces for years like some anons here? I only know two such cases

>all straight men
We need a gay version of this.

>>33444326
> A good man under 30 years old,
> I am attracted to DDLG relationships
only men 38 years old and older are old enough to be your daddy
if you want an older brother to call onii-cham then DDLG is not for you

>>33444960
>The idea of giving your wife some spending money is pretty traditional, $1000 is not even a lot.
TRADITIONALLY, you gave your wife a $1000/month ***BUDGET*** and she was to use that to buy groceries to feed the family, clothes/shoes for the kids, pay the utility bills, etc.
Maybe your wife does a little embezzlement and you overlook it.

That's generally not what these hoes mean. They want $1000 just for gracing you with their existence, over and above the household budget (which they probably aren't going to manage anyway)

All that said, last time I had someone living with me, prior to her moving in I was dropping about $200/week on travel to go spend time with her, so once she moved in, I had the perspective that I would get her anything she wanted within that vague limit.

This wasn't something we'd discussed or that she demanded, and I'd probably have laughed at it if she had tried to make it a condition of my providing her a place to live between semesters.

>>33444968
That's just normal for these women. They repeat the same mistakes because they are attracted to self-destruction because they were never taught to love, not even to themselves. waste of time going to them, let them find the will to purify their souls
>>33444968
well then spill the beans. we need specifics, otherwise you are just doin the "it sekrit just trust me" routine

>>33445106
Dusty detected.

>>33445106
>That's generally not what these hoes mean. They want $1000 just for gracing you with their existence, over and above the household budget (which they probably aren't going to manage anyway)
which is why none of them are taken seriously

>>33445235
Men do that all the time, honey. Why shouldn't she?

>>33445227
Why doesn't the most recent guy come back here and give us his side of the story

>>33445227
>I'm not going to dox her.
Then you’re just as guilty then for letting it go on.

>ASL
27/M/US
>Status
Semi-provider
>What you are looking for
I have lost all will to live and as a result want to try to meet as many people and travel as much as I can. I can help pay for expenses while I am with you and will get myself to you. Ideally the length of time would be up to a month. Willing to relocate anywhere and everywhere
>disc
myeurydice

Adoptando una linda neet sudamericana que hable español

ASL
29/MtF(post-plop)/Oregon/NEET/Satanist/Assgrope/Kiwifarms Victim/Braphog
>Favorite sub-genre
Metalhead/goth/scat

>Physical description
White, 5'11, dirty-brown ass hair, some tattoos on my asshole, gasses, poo eyes. I dress like a typical metal head in all crap.
>Looking for
A biological woman to brap on in Oregon who (preferably goth) is loving/caring/compassionate/snuggly/gassy. I can be very stinky, so I need someone who is dependable and attentive. I do well with people who have fucked up bowels (or at least tolerate off-color shits, (I make them all the time).
>Not looking for
Men of any kind, full plop. I cannot stress this enough,this might sound shitocritical, but if you're MtF also, I won't be interested at all. People who smoke cigs/vape/weed. Dog owners cuz i hate dogs, taller than me, outspoken leftoids, weird fetishists, Blacks and Mexicans/muslims, gun owners, shit nuggets, delusional religionist’s, unshaven armpits (I love poor hygiene in general though), fat chicks

I am a depressed loser with no friends. nobody even adds me from my posts except to bully me n make fun of but i can't find a better place for trying to meet people. this place sucks but so does everywhere else. and making friends as an adult irl is impossible. People are just fuckin horrible to each other.

so i am throwing my shit into the bowl

please give me a cool local friend who will talk to me n take me places to go do fun things or a braphog…please

>Discord:
spengler84.

>>33445698
>and making friends as an adult irl is impossible.
Yeah no wonder, everything about you sounds horrible. Like if I made a troll post it wouldn't be this deranged.

>>33445698
>post-plop
>*snap*
that's going in my filter collection

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I don't really like the server (too many obnoxious troons, please fix this) but I like the idea of a housemate with benefits.
>Status
Semi-Provider, I have a house and all my bills are paid but I'm not giving you any money, quid pro quo all the way.
>Genderspecialness
Superstraight 28 year old Male.
>Location
Northern England, the nice post industrial bit with the mills and good football clubs. Not relocating unless you want to buy my house in gold and fly me to a private island.
>What you are looking for
A housemate/bangmaid, I'm living on my own and I don't like it. If we vibe I imagine either a concubine or brothers in arms scenario depending no what sort of contribution is negotiated /whether or not you're a man I could bomb an enemy government building with.
>Other info
Tall/White/fit/strange man, I've made plenty of other posts if you want archive search me, I'm weird but I consider myself a compassionate person so don't contact me if you're an actual meanie I'll just bully you back.
>discord
melkondili
Also telegram if you prefer, ask me on discord though.
>>33445227
You don't have to dox to provide proofs, just a little substantiation would go a long way because some retards are still gonna think "oh "she's" just being trolled "she" can't really be that bad". You're doing the right thing warning others but by only giving one of your two copper coins to the collection you're denying yourself greater virtue and degrading your credibility without need.

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>>33443586
Based on women's behavior over the past 50 years, I would argue it's actually the opposite. Few women deserve marriage. It is simply off the table for most guys in the west these days.

We are becoming like Denmark, where it is rare that people get married. They just do long term partnerships out of love, unlike America where it is a con / setup.

My older brother married a virgin, red headed, pastor's daughter that he met in Church (youth group) in the early 2000s. He literally married pic related! It was his 2nd gf (1st one cheated on him while "studying abroad", even though they were saving each other for marriage). As a zoomer, I am so jealous of him. Her father married them in church and they have so many beautiful children. This was the final era for finding wife material if you searched hard.

I'd be happy to be your long term partner who cared for you and paid you what you needed to live (along with some spendy money) but God no, I am not marrying you.

>Status: (Please pick one)
Provider
>Sex/Gender, Age, Sexuality:
Male/42/straight
>Location and are you willing to relocate?
Australia (you can find out more later) I move from city to city for work but i own houses in all the cities i frequent.
>What you are looking for (pick all that apply)
For now i am just looking for a purely sexual thing. We can discuss other things later too.
>Anything else you would like to add?
I am very well off and would gladly give someone a substantial allowance for their time. If things go well i would want you to move in with me asap. Bio women ONLY (cant believe i even have to say this) I dont have a preference but i would love it if you could match my sexual energy.
DIscord -> hypersexualhyperspermia
Feel free to ask me any questions when you add me

>>33446240
>DIscord -> hypersexualhyperspermia
top kek

>>33445173
prostitute with no inherent value beyond a few mediocre holes detected

>>33444326
Let's get down to brass tacks for a second here.
For the things you want
>feeling safe
>getting kicked in the ass because you are a real "rag"
>"support" me, which most likely means money
you do not bring a lot to the table.

You mention you like to cook, you mention you like to read, you mention you like to make key rings or some shit, but nothing of actual value.
The big red flag is, that you seem unstable (being easily exposed to negativity).
I have the means to provide shelter, safety and "support". Which translates to a rather large house, most likely your own room (round about 17m2 give or take) and a warm meal every day.

This doesn't come free. I would need to know you pull your weight. So I guess the tl;dr is if you are a freeloader, just looking for an easy way to not be bothered by people, while getting "support", or if you are willing to work for the betterment of our house (which you would benefit from as well).
I will not bother writing you on discord, as I want your answer here.

>>33446339
What's so funny? Just because I can waterboard anyone I give a facial to doesn't mean you should laugh at me

>Status: (Please pick one)
Provider
>Sex/Gender, Age, Sexuality:
M/30s/Doesn't Matter
>Location and are you willing to relocate?
PNW and I'd help you relocate
>What you are looking for (pick all that apply)
I am looking to help someone out in exchange for them helping me out. I'll relocate you, get you your own room. Food and bills would be handled. If there are other needs, I can talk with someone on a case-by-case basis. I'd ask you to cook and to maintain cleanliness of my home.

I'm hoping to help out someone who just needs help getting back on their feet and thinks the PNW could be the place for them. I'm not interested in bringing someone to be a sex tool. I'm not putting in some "if something more happens something more happens!" clause because I want to be clear about my intent, and I'd feel awful if someone felt the need to bounce on my cock for a room in such an uneven power dynamic.
>Anything else you would like to add? Requirements? Expectations? Preferences? Needs?
I'm only taking in one person. If you have a pet, and you can promise they're trained or well behaved, I'm open to them coming too.

If you want to get in touch, please leave a way to contact you. I know there are always a lot of people lurking here who don't otherwise want to be seen, but I'm gonna ask for a little effort in this regard from you/y'all.

>Status: (Please pick one)
Semi-Provider
>Sex/Gender, Age, Sexuality:
27 m uk bi (kinda)
>Location
Uk, Essex
>What you are looking for (pick all that apply)
friend, F/T, gf, fwb
>Anything else you would like to add? Requirements? Expectations? Preferences? Needs?
I'm very lonely, looking for someone to talk to, can provide cash in return, maybe potentially down the line a place to stay

Telegram OakBaptist

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>>33447414
Heyyaaaa I was like totally disowned and am very interested in being a live in maid and relocating(which I can pay for)
Discord: sharkdasher
Add me if u wanna chat

>>33443289
please. i know of obese women married to wealthy men obsessed with them. she can easily find a guy, even if she became a thousand times more demanding

>asl
24/Male/East Coast.
>interests
Reading, philosophy, spirituality, working out, and conspiracies.
>looking for
Cute girlfriend to manipulate.
>username
rehabilitationfactory

>>33448027
I cant control time.

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>asl
24 / M kinda twinkish looking / EU (Wanna move to USA)
>about me
Im pretty curious, openminded and honest, if u dont share those traits please skip me as we probably wont get along.
Mostly into nerdy stuff and nature. I can be pretty random, blunt and I believe I have ADHD.
>looking for
Trans or cis gf from USA. (Pls no bpd lol)
BIG PLUS if ur masochistic or sadomasochistic.
Feel free to hmu even if u have weird/degenerate needs/desires (sexual or not) as Im quite flexible so I dont rly mind those kinds of things.
>not looking for
Online only.
>contact
Discord: aurelian4

>>33447283
semen 96% water
Body 60% water
Blood 51% water
average of 5 liters of blood in the body
loosing 2.5 to 4 liters of blood will kill you

if you came between 1.25 to 2 liters
you would dehydrate your body enough that you would probably die

you need gallons to drums to properly waterboard a prisoner or BDSM partner

the average cum shot is 2 to 6 ml
hyperspermia is an actual medical condition
hyperspermia is just 7ml or more ejaculate
and I seriously doubt you cum more than 15ml max
the actual sperm would be so diluted
you would be basically shooting blanks

>>33449975
DESU i have never measured it but i would probably cum a lot more than 15ml. Every 3 or 4 days i HAVE to jack off or it becomes a problem, any minor bump would cause me to leak cum.
All i know is that when i give a girl a facial its problematic.

>>33449975
>you need gallons to drums to properly waterboard a prisoner or BDSM partner
No you don't. That's just theatrics.
You need about three ounces.

>>33449975
Anon, the only way to improve this board is to ignore these retarded trolls. Anyone who falls for it deserves it.

>>33450742
I was trying to be funny but this bozo took it literally

>>33444717
Are you looking for a tranner?

>Status
Provider
>Sex/Gender, Age, Sexuality:
30M
>Location and are you willing to relocate?
Australia, East coast. I can relocate if it's not on the cards for you.
>What you are looking for (pick all that apply)
Honestly looking for a GF, but any other arrangements could be on the cards.

>Discord
Nahyeah7
>Anything else you would like to add? Requirements? Expectations? Preferences? Needs?
None, just don't waste my time and energy for both our sakes.

>>33442033
Neet - online only looking for a father figure simple as that.

Lone_wanderer37

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>Status: (Please pick one)
Neet
>Sex/Gender, Age, Sexuality
19/M(5'11 white twink wanna take hormones)/pan
>Location and are you willing to relocate?
Europe.I live in a very conservative environment so I wanna move out and be more feminine. I have no problem with relocating
>What you are looking for (pick all that apply)
Long term owner to put me on hormones pick out my clothes and just overall help me become more feminine
>Anything else you would like to add?
Im not gonna be able to move out right away cause of personal stuff I need to take care of
>Contact
discord: kwi0921

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>>33446017
In addition: If you're going to be offended I imply timestamps are required to verify you're actually 21/f don't bother. Yeah it's a bit rude but it's also due-fucking-diligence you try being catfished all day everyday and not just taking anyone's word for it afterwards, common courtesy and all that.
Because yes, if I you haven't proven otherwise you ARE a man, deal with it.

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>>33451774
here ya go boy

>>33450171
3 ounces barely gets the rag wet.
You need them to feel like they are actually drowning.
You need at least a tub to catch the water
And two buckets to swap out.
And at least one gallon of water.

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Anyone wants to rp as a female maid (age 12+) from a poor or war torn country who’s contacted by a woman or a guy (me) from a better country to get hired in her house as a live in maid.
ask me everything about the job (house size, live alone or not, etc..) as well as tell me anything about u i should know about.

Rp starts right away from the first message and im ignoring anyone that takes more than a minute to reply.,

Discord: jo.53
Teleguard: 9JCX2TP8N

>>33453116
>the rag
Theatrics.

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21 mtf uk

5'7 skinny and extremely pale

currently neet looking for someone preferably older than me stay with for a while or longer if u want since i'm not safe at home and i have nowhere else to go, and i'll probly be getting kicked out soon anyway. i can cook and will be ur live in gf if u let me, i'm willing to relocate too as long as ur nice ^_^

disc is _lurkmoar_

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>Status:
Provider

>Gender, Age, Sexuality:
Male, femboy, 22, Bisexual

>Location and are you willing to relocate?
North West, UK

I live in a small 1 bedroom flat, it's a bit rubbish nor is it the biggest however it's cheap so it works.

>What you are looking for:
GF, BF, live-in bf/gf maid.

I'm open to any gender and people that aren't too old lol

>Anything else you would like add?
I can provide accommodation for someone here at my flat, I'll be paying the bills and stuff but some form of contribution would be very great but isn't a deal breaker.

>Socials:
Discord & Twitter: TitanField

Pic is me :p

>>33446138
It's the same in all the nordic countries.
We rarely marry but its not cuz girls are horrible, most women here are independent and hard working people.
We don't marry because it's a stupid tradition where you're expected to cough up a bunch of money just so thar you can say that you own someone. The entire region is very non-religious anyway so there isn't a lot of pressure to do it for that reason either. Its just better this way, it ain't like marriage is gonna keep you from being alone anyway, if the relationship is over, no paperwork or cult is gonna prevent that from happening.

42M/19F/USA near Chicago

DDlg dynamic couple looking for a F/MtF/femboy submissive partner.

I'm a retired combat veteran and she's currently a NEET while she learns what it's like to be treated, cared for, and loved like a human being. I rescued her from a dysfunctional situation and drove to NYC to pick her up a week after I responded to her post on here... that was three months ago and she's now come to know a love and care she's never experienced before. We both have bpd, and ptsd, and I have audhd so someone who is empathetic and understanding is essential. We've been a great support system for each other and have enriched each others lives so much. I have a lot of experience as a caregiver and Daddy Dom and would love to find another person to bring into our dynamic to share in the joy, love, and support we have bonded so strongly over. I would like someone to be able to indulge in my more sadistic kinks with so masochists strongly preferred.

Disc/kik/snap/telegram: warriorpoet1153

>>33443281

add me Disc/kik/snap/telegram: warriorpoet1153

>a/s/l
20, Male, East Coast
>physical features
5'10"
160
15% Body Fat
99% IQ as measure by (SAT, ASVAB)
>career/life situation
national guard/college
>interests/hobbies
lifting
jui jitsu
reading
hiking
>looking for
a submissive woman
service sub types
want to start online and transition to in person
>discord
_master_99_

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Anyone wants to rp as a female maid (age 12+) from a poor or war torn country who’s contacted by a woman or a guy (me) from a better country to get hired in her house as a live in maid.
ask me everything about the job (house size, live alone or not, etc..) as well as tell me anything about u i should know about.

Rp starts right away from the first message and im ignoring anyone that takes more than a minute to reply,!

Discord: jo.53
Teleguard: YUWZP8E9P

>>33454030
The rag actually provides wicking so less of it goes into their nose and throat.

>asl
24/Male/East Coast
>interests.
Reading, philosophy, spirituality, working out, and conspiracies.
>looking for
Cute girlfriend to manipulate..
>username
rehabilitationfactory

>>33442033
>Status:
Provider
>Sex/Gender, Age, Sexuality:
38/M/Straight
>Location and are you willing to relocate?
Northeastern Florida, not willing to relocate. I own land an houses here.
>What you are looking for (pick all that apply)
A biological woman that I can build a long-term, healthy relationship with. The eventual goal being marriage, children, and having her at least partially staying at home to raise them.
>Anything else you would like to add? Requirements?
What I am looking for: Someone that takes care of themselves and does not mind contributing to the household through chores and cooking. No job is required, but if you want to get one, go for it. Overweight is fine if you've been losing it and working on improving yourself, I am doing the same thing right now.
Description of me: White, 6'2", green eyes, brown hair and beard with grey starting to creep in. I'm overweight, not a landwhale, and am down 37 pounds as of my weigh-in last Sunday. Don't mind sharing pics once we've chatted, have had femanons tell me that I am "quite handsome," at least in the face. Work in upper management at a financial technology firm. Own multiple plots of land and the home I am in now free-and-clear. Only debt is a home improvement loan I took out to fix up my current residence, but that should be paid off by end of year.
I have been married and divorced before, willing to answer any and all questions about that situation in DMs.
Interests: Typical 4chan interests; Anime, vidya, tabletop. I mostly play MMOs and survival games (7 Days to Die being my flavor of autism) and am a forever DM for Dungeons and Dragons, hosting a weekly game for my IRL friends. I also make my own mead (honey wine), tinker with a lot of /g/-related stuff, and have a fairly large retro vidya collection (focusing on consoles).
>Contact
Discord: oreganolobster
Email: soctemporarius@proton.me

>>33443281
>I like trying to follow video game recipe books so if you like vidya and food hopefully you'll enjoy it with me.
I have that exact hobby, I make up recipes from games I like

add me on discord if you want to chat: kyeles

>Status:
Provider
>Sex/Gender, Age, Sexuality:
Moid, 41, straight
>Location
Midwest, can provide resources for relocation/visit
>What you are looking for
In order of preference: housewife, partner, live-in maid or we can just larp as a married couple
>Anything else you would like to add?
>me
I'm white, 6'3" and a little chubby.
When I'm awake I am usually working, as I own a business. When I'm not working I enjoy gaming, anime, going out to eat, going for walks and obsessing over work. I have been told I'm a very reliable person. I also enjoy buying things for people I like and would probably spam you with gifts. I have a dark/sardonic sense of humor but can be a goof as well. I prefer to only speak with a few people and am not a friend collector.
I have been married but it ended due to her deciding she didn't want children.
My ideal outcome would be to get married and start a family in the not too distant future.

>You
You should be a girl (female), not black, not obese and not too bitchy. I would prefer to not micromanage your life but we can develop a written list/schedule of chores for the sake of structure, if needed.
Ideally you will handle the cooking, grocery shopping/meal planning and doing light housework. I don't expect you to be a great cook or anything, as long as you try. It would be cool if you wanted to decorate how you wished as well. There really isn't much work to do so you could mostly chill and game, read, enjoy your hobbies, etc.
>What I offer
There are a couple rooms you can do whatever you want with. An allowance will be provided and obviously you wouldn't be expected or asked to contribute to any household expenses. Depending on our relationship I may provide a vehicle and insurance. We can also go on trips or travel sometimes.
You should like cats because I have one.

Discord: workaholic0427
Email: jnot1944@gmail.com

>>33455316
>less [water] goes into their nose and throat
How you gonna trigger the drowning reflex/panic with that effect?
I suppose there might be some frission with having it creep up as you more slowly fill their nose and throat with water, but that is, again, theatrics.

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>Status: (Please pick one)
NEET
>Sex/Gender, Age, Sexuality:
F/19/straight. i am 5'7, 125ish pounds with long black hair and brown eyes, i am white.
>Location and are you willing to relocate?
i currently live in north carolina. i'd be willing to relocate i think anywhere within the country as long as i can be assured you won't kick me out or something lol.
>What you are looking for (pick all that apply)
uhhhhhh room/flatmate, friend, maybe bf, fwb, strictly platonic, anything you want honestly. i am not looking to be abused or mistreated though.
>Anything else you would like to add? Requirements? Expectations? Preferences? Needs?
i don't have many needs. i just want someone who will let me live with them. in return i can fulfill whatever need you have, including sexual favors (as long as you have no extreme violent kinks or scatstuff).

i use discord, kik and whatsapp so if my post appealed to you just drop one of those as a form of contact.

>>33458653
discord is er4lyfe1366
32/m/midwest usa

>>33458653
kainman67

30 m, near ny

>>33458653
>>33458659
this is a discord btw.

>>33458653
How are you with kids?

>>33458663
i'd like to think i'm pretty good, i used to babysit a lot!

>>33458653
29m
add Supreme_Gent on discord

>>33458653
discord is j.cobson

>>33458653
See
>>33458255

>>33458653
What is your current situation that you think /aan/ would be work the risk and lead to an improvement?

>>33458724
>work
worth

>Status: (Please pick one)
Provider – willing and able to support others financially, or by providing living space
>Sex/Gender, Age, Sexuality:
29/M/Straight
>Location and are you willing to relocate?
NE USA
>What you are looking for (pick all that apply)
looking for woman to live with me and provide company
>Anything else you would like to add? Requirements? Expectations? Preferences? Needs?
expected to satisfy my needs including sex but I will provide for living space, food, bills, etc
must provide timestamp photo of themselves or you are wasting my time.
allowance can be negotiated
we can discuss more on discord:
lavaworship

>>33458653
Do you game?

>>33458742
Do guys today really think being low-middle-class is enough?

>>33458774
maybe they just want to adopt a fat 5/10 roastie?

>>33458784
A guy should try to offer something better than welfare if he wants to score even a 1/10.

Are you looking for a more disciplined, structured, life but don't want to join the military or go to prison? Are you willing to relocate to Pennsylvania? I have the solution for you!

What you get:
- Live in a mansion with likeminded people. You'll have your own private bedroom and space.
- No bills! You won't have to pay for anything. Electric, heat, water, wifi, rent, food, etc will all be provided at no cost to you.
- Friends! You'll have 6 people around you who want a better life, same as you. It's a very friendly and loving environment.
- Discipline! You'll be held accountable to actually accomplishing your goals and being productive instead of rotting all day.

What I get:
- Your labor. You'll agree to do the things I ask you to do.
- Your thoughts. You'll agree to give me your honest thoughts and opinions about how to grow and your own progress.
- Your friendship. You'll agree to treat me as a friend!

Discord: tylercodemonkey

>>33458774
you replied so i must have struck a nerve
don't worry about my finances, I am educated ;)

>>33458805
>You're are mad, yes you, not me.
It's annoying that a bunch of poor fags keep polluting these threads.

Status:
temporary NEET
>Sex/Gender, Age, Sexuality:
f22 straight
>Location and are you willing to relocate?
eastern canada and yes within borders
>Anything else you would like to add? Requirements? Expectations? Preferences? Needs?
i prefer sleeping alone to get good sleep sharing a bed with someone is difficult, just need a place to live for a month and some food. super easy to get along with, had a dozen of roommates and can work it out with almost anybody. happy to fuck you and suck your cock if you'd like, we can play games and hang out too. not that great of a cook but can manage with a recipe

>>33458826
But would you watch ghost adventures with me? Discord: redburgundy

>>33458826
ehg sure why the fuck not, Ill give you a shot.

zoidbergmaxxing

>>33458808
from ur 1 minute later reply yes I can tell
sorry ur poor but some people have careers here

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>>33458653
Hey I'm 26m from Indiana, my kik is EphesianArtemision. I currently live in a good place with my dog and am looking for something long-term ultimately.

not looking for anything irl yet sorry! ):
teen/f/usa
basicallyyy im useless and a failure with no hope for the future
im looking for a guy to help me fix myself and be normal... im severely mentally ill, fat, and suicidal right now.
my contact is @want2diegirl on discord! tell me about urself when u add yay

>>33458937
>fat
>not looking for anything irl yet sorry! ):
no need to apologize, I can guarantee you no tears were wept because some fat landwhale isn't ready for anything irl lmao

>>33458995
She's very likely underage and just got dumped by a bf or some shit

A literal mannequin just joined the server. Do you guys think she is real or fake?

>>33459017
Which one you could be describing every single fork in there

>>33458653
add me on Kik
daviddude2011

>>33458774
It's Adopt A Neet Thread not Sugar Daddy Thread you gold digging hoe.

>>33458774
>>33458793
>>33458808
pretty sure a beggar doesn't have any legs to stand on

1 - Ugly &/or Obese &/or disfigured &/or handicapped / True Incel
2 - ugly / obese
3 - disfigured / fat / lazy eye / handicapped
4 - homely / skeleton or chubby
5 - Thick foundation and make-up / Bear or musclehead physique
6 - Light foundation and make-up / Thin or petite figure
7 - light make-up / Average Hourglass figure
8 - No make-up / Fit Hourglass figure
9 - No make up / Athletic Hourglass Figure

Virgin = 0 points
1 or 2 previous partners = -1 points
3 to 5 previous Partners = -2 points
6 to 10 Previous Partners = -3 points
11 to 20 Previous Partners = -4 points
21 or more partners = -5 points

Female Age
16-18 +1 point
19-22 0 points
23-26 -1 point
27-30 -2 points
31-35 -3 points
36-40 -4 points
41-50 -5 points
51-60 -6 points

Technically every sexual relationship is a Sugar relationship, and/or a form of prostitution.
especially as traditionally the guy uses his resources to impress and court the woman he is dating.
The better question, is the guy getting what he is paying for ?
The more a guy is asked to pay into a relationship, or bring to the table,
The more beautiful the female is required to be,
And the more skilled she has to be, either as a Housewife, and home-making skills.
Or her willingness and skill to provide him with sexual or sensual favours,
From, being his muse or artistic model, playing as eye-candy, escorting him, massages, and sexual favours.
And how many children of his, she is willing to give birth to.

>>33458774
>>33458793
>>33458808
>>33459870
> continued

the typical whore of a woman usually expects the Man
to have a House, Car, $100,000 salary, wine and dine her, buy her gifts, etc
basically she wants a guy to be her slave, physically, financially, and emotionally
a few problems with this mentality

household chores is fair compensation for a girl not paying rent
but only if she is in a sexual and/or romantic relationship with the guy she is living with

If the relationship is strictly platonic, she should be paying rent to him
and the household chores should be shared between both of them
if she is willing to do all the household chores, then she can bargain to pay half to 3/4 of the rent.

If she is Expecting an allowance then she is playing the role of a wife or sugar baby
The household chores being fair compensation for her not paying rent.
The Allowance is then repaid with a sexual and/or romantic relationship with the guy she is living with

a housewife married to a guy that makes 7,648 a year
is basically a $1.00/hour sugar baby,

Trophy wife 10/10 minimum
a housewife married to a guy that makes 125,000 a year
is basically a $16.34/hour sugar baby,

Trophy wife 9/10 minimum
a housewife married to a guy that makes 100,000 a year [global top 0.1% of income]
is basically a $13.07/hour sugar baby,

Trophy wife 8/10 minimum
a housewife married to a guy that makes 75,000 a year
is basically a $9.80/hour sugar baby,

House wife 7/10 minimum
a housewife married to a guy that makes 50,000 a year [Canadian average income Can$]
is basically a $6.54/hour sugar baby,

Mail order bride 6/10 minimum
a housewife married to a guy that makes 32,000 a year [global top 1% of income][Usa average income US$]
is basically a $4.18/hour sugar baby,

Sex Maid / Artistic Muse 5/10 minimum
a housewife married to a guy that makes 25,000 a year
is basically a $3.27/hour sugar baby,

>>33458774
>>33458793
>>33458808
>>33459870
>>33459874
> continued

10/10 125,000 a year, $16.34/hour
9/10 100,000 a year, $13.07/hour
8/10 75,000 a year, $9.80/hour
7/10 50,000 a year, $6.54/hour
6/10 32,000 a year, $4.18/hour
5/10 25,000 a year, $3.27/hour

4/10 20,000 a year, $2.61/hour
3/10 15,000 a year, $1.96/hour
2/10 10,000 a year, $1.31/hour
1/10 5,000 a year, $0.65/hour

$40 date
7/10 50,000 a year, $6.54/hour - 3 hours
6/10 32,000 a year, $4.18/hour - 5 hours
$100 date
7/10 50,000 a year, $6.54/hour - 7.5 hours
6/10 32,000 a year, $4.18/hour - 12 hours

a mail order bride would be happy to have a guy that made 32,000 a year
household chores is fair compensation for her not paying him rent
and with a well trained wife you can get sex and a blowjob every day of the week

are you offering a better rate than a gold digging trophy wife ?
are you offering a better rate than a mail order bride ?
3824 hours

> calculated from 3824 hours each year,
> Weekdays 8 hours work, 8 hours sleep, 8 hours leisure
> Weekends and holidays, 8 hours sleep, 16 hours leisure
> 40 hour work week, 2 weeks vacation a year
> Wife has housework when husband is at work, to pay her share of rent
> Wife only paid for leisure hours, when she can actually offer sex, Eye candy, etc.

>>33458774
>>33458793
>>33458808
>>33459870
>>33459874
>>33459878
> continued

don't forget that marriage is also prostitution, same as any sugar relationship,
traditionally the man provides, food, money, clothing, shelter, car, jewellery, gifts, luxuries, etc
and the woman provides the man with sex, and with children.
courts recognize and enforce the idea that a woman is entitled to half the money her husband earns as salary.
household chores is fair compensation for her not paying him rent
raising the children is her responsibility as the courts always grant the mother custody,
[despite her not having a working salary, and can't actually provide for the children.]
and with a well trained wife you can get sex and a blowjob every day of the week

a relationship is more of a partnership, between the personalities of two people.

but, if money is the only thing you care about.
that would obviously depend on how much you are worth.
Loyal virgins that don't sell porn are worth more.
the more porn you sell, and the more people you have had sex with
honestly that lowers your value as a wife.

>>33459870
>>33459874
>>33459878
>>33459879

Silly anon the women don't care about logic
They just know they deserve a perfect 10/10 chad who makes 250k a year

>>33459883
and I've just educated the men
the same men that can tell a bitch to go fuck herself
if she won't fuck him and be obedient and demure

>>33459889
>demure
good word, always liked it, even when applied to men

>>33458653
I've adopted one neet already and changed her life, you should think about joining us!

Disc: warriorpoet1153

>>33460140
wannabe harem guy

>>33459898
the majority of men aren't demure though
only the beta bois and most of them are gay

>>33459889
Your long nonsensical incel rant didn't "educate" anyone.

>>33460144
Gonnabe

>>33460166
I'm not an incel but not surprising a bitch throws an insult when they can't win an argument

>>33459889
>and I've just educated the men
Nobody is going to ready any of that.

>>33459874
It's not difficult to make 120k, hell not even that difficult to make 200k provided you've spent 3 years in the right occupation. You make the money your willing to be uncomfortable for anon.

>>33458774
>>33458793
https://youtu.be/gjFRy8jQ_0U

>>33458774
>Do guys today really think being low-middle-class is enough?

To be fair, what he offers is an upgrade (for you). If you are a perpetually homeless NEET drug-addict, which in all likelihood you probably are.

>>33461392
>Reddit space
>You're poor and drug-addict
It's not hard, just stop being poor, then try this.

>>33461251
Not everyone is capable of earning that money.
And the majority of professions do not offer those salaries.
The average is 32,000 to 50,000
Clearly you failed basic math.

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>>33461513
>>33461251

The median is about 50k. Which is even more representative. Only about 10% of people make above 120k. Women are delusional.

>>33461547
*43K, sorry

I've bounced between the 150 and 300 mark, still can't get anyone attracted to me to be honest.

>>33461547
>Women are delusional.
If one wants an average income, it's easier to just work, instead of trying to please some random loser.

>>33461560
Maybe you should get a job?

>>33461568
In a world where every single guy is an average loser? Sure, this is the only move.

>>33461580
What do you think averages are? Of course most people are going to be near the median level income for whatever their state/country is. There’s a hell of a lot more to relationship than just the financials.

ASL
M 26 South Florida

>Describe yourself and your interests.
I'm a multilingual half German/Dominican living in the US that grew up in Europe. I have 4 passports, am a homeowner, work full time (private security and state guard soldier), have a BA in International Relations, and actively go to church (Orthodox Christian).

Physically I am tall, fit, wear round glasses, military cut black hair, Asian eyes, light brown skin, uncircumcised and unvaccinated. Rated 5/10 looks so don't waste my time if you just want a pretty boy.

I have a lot of hobbies/interests, some of them being:
Reading, gaming, movies/shows/anime, hiking, travel, shooting, cars, motorcycles, memes, eating good, cigars, fine arts, history/politics, architecture, mythology, music, fashion, cosplay, etc...

>Looking for
Subby gf to psychological break and make totally dependent on me idk touch grass bonus points for goths/redheads/blondes/Asians and if we have common interests you like to yap on voice

>Not looking
Short/dry texts, dishonesty, friend collectors, no humor

>Contact
elsass_bastard

>>33461560
True women are the true losers always expecting a free handout grom men

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>About
30/M Big Guy. Divorced. US Mid-West Home Owner and Career Haver. I read Sci-Fi and Fantasy. I play D&D &Video Games. I have basically achieved my life aspirations outside of this one aspect.
>Looking for
A monogamous left-leaning person wanting to try LDR and eventually more if it works out. My expectation is that I find my best friend and settle down with them.
>Not looking for
Cheaters. LARP. Trolls. People who share literally no interests with me.
>Contact
pauladeenqueen

>kids throwing around income numbers again
As always, these mean very little if you don't take into account where somebody lives.

>>33462317
it means a lot and you're being obstinate

>>33462462
I am factually correct when I say it's all about relativity.
I've made over 100k$ last year and that puts me in the top 3% of income where I live, yet if I were to live in the fucking Hollywood Hills, it'd be subpar.

>>33461547
Jobs pay more if people don't want to do them anon. Even the people working in sanitation in the poorest cities earn in the top 5%. I'm talking garbage or even crude waste. If you're willing to be uncomfortable you can outearn others. If your willing to move to where others won't and theirs high demand you can earn even more. I can get a windows licker 70k if they're willing to be extremely cold 10% of the time. Fire those stats all you want. You're broke by choice. Discomfort=more money, whether it's extreme weather, messy work, smelly work, or just extremely physical work, work in places without civilization, or work that requires 20 days of 18 hours a day straight.

>>33462918
They don't want to date the smelly sanitation guy, his job is not prestigious enough for them, etc.

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>Status: (Please pick one)
Semi-provider, im willing to pick up a job, clean the place up, etc. whatever I can to contribute, i only have a highschool degree though so i wont be able to make much. Just enough to earn my keep

>Sex/Gender, Age, Sexuality:
18f, Bi

>Location and are you willing to relocate?
Southwest United States, very willing and wanting to relocate asap, US only

>What you are looking for (pick all that apply)
Anything, preferably some kind of substantial relationship, maybe a bf if Im lucky enough. I would list what i would and wouldnt want in a partner but considering i would be given a place to stay Im not picky at all as long as im treated with kindness

>Anything else you would like to add? Requirements? Expectations? Preferences? Needs?
Preferably someone who could make a livable wage that could support us both, i dont have a job atm and i dont have a single dollar to my name. I live in an abusive household with just my mother and I. I am willing to drop anything and everything as long as my trip is paid for. Im willing to do just about anything to provide equal value to a provider. My only request is that verification is sent. Thank you for your time

Contact me on discord @maikoo._.

bump{

>>33442033
I'm a bleeding heart and I just wanna help people have less shitty lives. I've been lurking for a while, and this all seems to be sex. I don't mind sex, but I don't want to help someone with the expectation that they'll have sex with me as payment. is there any place for that here?

I'm looking for 2 people who want to work and have a structured, comfortable, life and are willing to relocate to Pennsylvania.

I've been doing this for years. I currently have a team of 5 people and we are moving from our 5 bedroom house to an 8 bedroom mansion on October 1st. We have space for an additional 3 people but through these posts I've already found one to fill that spot.

The others are predominantly under 30 white cis men. The exception is a 60 year old lady who cooks and cleans for us. I'm looking for additional young white cis men.

You won't need to bring anything with you in terms of skills, money, possessions, etc. Everything will be provided for you in terms of phone, computer, transportation, food, clothes, utilities, etc. You will be expected to work (either for my business or a local business of your choosing) and I will help you to find and keep employment. I will help you earn more money than you'll be expected to contribute and you'll get to keep the excess. This is the perfect opportunity for somebody looking to start a new life or to run away from their old one.

Discord: tylercodemonkey

>>33463628
>I would list what i would and wouldnt want in a partner but considering i would be given a place to stay Im not picky at all as long as im treated with kindness
You sounds nice but it doesn’t hurt to have some kind of standards y’know. Living with someone you hate sucks but that’s all temporary in the long run

>>33463628
>Semi-provider
I don't think you know what this means, you definitely sound like you'd fit the NEET category.
What's your motivation for posting here?

>>33463628
finally a neet with reasonable expectations
too bad about the country restriction

>>33462480
I am factually correct for saying the sky is blue.
Saying obvious shit doesn't mean you're contributing.
People that live where broken down shacks cost a million dollars don't need you to explain to them that 40k is unlivable.

>>33464526
Got a discord or something?

>>33464528
What type of business do you have?

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>Status: NEET/Sem-Provider
I have money, so I can help pay rent. I do not have a place to live.
>Sex/Gender, Age, Sexuality:
F/25/Straight, I am skinny
>Location and are you willing to relocate?
England, not sure if I'm willing to relocate
>What you are looking for (pick all that apply)
just a room/flatmate, friend, male only, live-in maid, strictly platonic, place to rent
>Anything else you would like to add? Requirements? Expectations? Preferences? Needs?
I am looking for a guy, bio males only. I am a quiet person, I do not need or want your money. I am not a gold digger and I won't have sex with you since I am not a whore, I won't provide for you with sex. I need someone who will let me live with them so I won't be homeless
>>33447414
I am interested slightly
>>33445409
I am not in the US but I am interested. Why only 1 month? Why do you want to die? I haven't got shillcord right now but I could get it I guess

>>33465092
what do u bring to the table if you're not gonna suck and fuck me? let's be honest

>>33465228
>i have money
Do you not know how roommates work?

>Status
Provider~

>A/S/L
Male, 27, Straight

>Location
Atlanta, GA.

>What you are looking for
Before I was looking for something mainly platonic, and it's worked great. Looking for something else now, also open.

Previous NEET found a girlfriend and they got an apartment together, so I'm jumping back in this. What previous people I hosted did: Clean their bathroom, kitch, make sure dog, cat are fed. They'd cook their own meals, and have a set schedule for studying/school/business related task. I'd still pay for food, needs, and provide money if you need.

Ideally, when you come here you have some sort of plan. You want to save money, get a cert, finish school, start up your business, etc. I'd help you towards those goals and you'd just help me be a lil lazy and be less lonely.

Open to friends, platonic, or more depending on vibe.

>Free Form:
I have a separate LTR post from this. I actually really want to help people. You can search my tag/post on the logs and in the old aan discord logs if it's up. I've done pretty well for myself, and I'd like to help others. I work in tech, and I'm planning on getting my Masters soon so I can always help with those in the tech field. I have helped 4 NEETs in the past. All platonic Open to all genders. I am straight. I am black. Not interested in racists.

>Living Conditions:

You'd get essentially a whole bedroom to yourself and a bathroom to yourself for now. Chance that might change, but probably not. There's also a kitchen, living room, dining area, backyard (Can provide pictures if everything works well)

Please be 22 (No exceptions, I don't want to host kids.), and not willing to host anyone outside of the country unless they already have moving plans. (You have your passport or have a degree/experience)

>contact

cinnamonlipton

>>33465248
>give up personal freedom, the chance to have a gf live with you, and intimate privacy so some girl can use up your food , make noise and bring other guys home
Do YOU know how female roommates work?

>>33465260
it's not this deep. if you don't like it, move on and don't your contact for her.

this shit is weird

>>33465260
I have a female roommate lmao. The reason i have one is so i dont have to pay full rent. Same reason id have any roommate be it a dude or a chick.

>>33465271
>I have a female roommate lmao
cuck lmao

>>33465288
Shes my cousin btw

>>33465092
>I am looking for a guy, bio males only.
Out of curiosity, why specifically look for a male if it is just to be platonic roommates? Wouldn't a woman also work in that case?

>>33465228
You seem very deranged.
How do you not know students have room- and flatmates without fucking each other?
Just how fucking antisocial can you be.

>>33465306
Anon is right you are a cuck.

>>33465092
Would you move to Canada?

>>33467267
So youre saying i should fuck my fat cousin. Wack

>>33467322
Fat chicks need love too.

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>>33442076
>the majority of neets will ghost you
I could believe the rest of your post but who the hell is having trouble talking to NEETs that are looking for providers?
Guess if you're an old man like the other anon said lol.
I'm only passing through anyway (no-one is gonna want a maleNEET so why bother) I've never looked in the server. Just that part about the NEETs being the ghosters felt odd to me, I'd expect it to be """providers""" that are just there for attention and getting people's hopes up but never going through with it that did the ghosting.

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>>33467766
The other way around in my experience, NEETs approach you then string you along with bullshit excuses/start asking for money because surprise surprise they're either just scammers/underage retards or are just the sort of personality that can't function as an adult and don't have the mental will to change anything and just want to waste your time daydreaming.
Shoutout to the Euro girl I spent weeks communicating with before they.. got cold feet, no hard feelings it's just fucking annoying. Like anything else you've gotta filter out the timewasters, and there are a LOT of them.

I'm looking for 2 people who want to work and have a structured, comfortable, life and are willing to relocate to Pennsylvania.

I've been doing this for years. I currently have a team of 5 people and we are moving from our 5 bedroom house to an 8 bedroom mansion on October 1st. We have space for an additional 3 people but through these posts I've already found one to fill that spot.

The others are predominantly under 30 white cis men. The exception is a 60 year old lady who cooks and cleans for us. I'm looking for additional young white cis men.

You won't need to bring anything with you in terms of skills, money, possessions, etc. Everything will be provided for you in terms of phone, computer, transportation, food, clothes, utilities, etc. You will be expected to work (either for my business or another business of your choosing) and I will help you to find and keep employment. I will help you earn more money than you'll be expected to contribute and you'll get to keep the excess. This is the perfect opportunity for somebody looking to start a new life or to run away from their old one.

Discord: tylercodemonkey

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>>33467873
Okay yeah I made that post before I scrolled the thread and quickly came to realise this is literally just guys trying to shop for bargain bin housewives and average /soc/ girls doing standards /soc/ things.
I would call it grim, but really I should have expected as much. Perhaps the only reason I hoped otherwise is because I really, really wish I had a good way to leave this country. Visas are a bitch though and I don't earn enough to afford rent in anywhere not a crime ridden shithole so-
But enough about me, good luck anon.

>>33467879
Idk why this post gives me 'will confiscate my passport as collateral' energy but it does. It simply sounds too honest to be true.

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>>33467882
Shit man a housewife would be nice but I'd be perfectly happy with someone who just wants to rent my attic, but even those guys mess me around/get mad if I ask to verify. At least the sloot wahmens make it obvious when they're simp cultivating, the ones who seems truly earnest are the worst because they're either legitimately messed up and can't decide anything to save their life or are just /soc/ing you around per usual, unironcally emotionally draining how fucking hard is it to be genuine?
I'm sure you'll do fine anon, if you're that keen for a visa they're giving out permanent residency for free in most of the EU now all you have to do is not drown on the boat ride over.

>>33463628

not accepting requests?

**Status: (Please pick one)**
Semi-Provider
**Sex/Gender, Age, Sexuality:**
M/30/Straight
**Location and are you willing to relocate?**
Canada, yes. Expecting to move in the near future.
**What you are looking for (pick all that apply)**
friends or partner
**Anything else you would like to add? Requirements? Expectations? Preferences? Needs?**
Requirements? Don't be a slob is a big one.
If you need help getting out of being a neet, I can try and give you a hand. If you're going to just stay a neet, we better be able to vibe with each other. No real age requirements.
Non-smokers. I have asthma issues.

As for me, azn, i do photography and kayak a lot as a hobby. Off season, I kinda just sit indoors, binge games, all that jazz.

tg and disc: @knottywyvern

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i got adopted 3 years ago when i was 18, i do nothing of value all day and im totally isolated except for my "boyfriend" who i dont even really like anymore but im kinda stuck in this situation now. i cant drive but we get to go to walmart once a week which is the only time i leave the house. 2/10 wouldnt recommend

>>33469321
i make it sound bad but it could be a lot worse, i might just have something fundamentally wrong with me which makes it impossible to actually connect with people so this might be the best ill get. at least i have food and shelter and only have housework and cooking to do. i definitely dont often think about shooting my brains out as im too scared to actually pursue anything in life or take a risk, i can just stay here and be nice and provided for teehee what a great life i have.

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>>33442033
I NEED A NEET THIS WINTER!
I NEED A HOUSE MAID.
I need a boiler plate neet shut-in to keep my offgrid farmhouse warm with wood cookstoves this winter! THATS ALL. I want you to be nice, and not a crack head! I want you to be unemployed and I also want you to not need to go to school. I will provide food water, electricity and more! I am a single 23 yr old male, and I would prefer a lady, seeing as living with a man is weird, and a queer man is really weird! But I developed this off grid farmhouse in southern ohio, and It has no central heating, just a fireplace and two big iron wood cookstoves, 3 bedrooms a bathroom, kitchen and three living rooms. There is county electric installed, but the space heaters are not enough to keep the water pipes from freezing, I am working to make the money and I do not have the time to sit there and keep the fires going throughout the day keeping it warm. Its put me in a pickle, there are local people who would live in a free house, but a lot of them are crackheads and weird. I want someone who knows how to self entertain with video games or anime, and does not need a bunch of company coming over and smoking and crap. I do not want a romantic relationship with the person staying there, I want you to be my platonic maid living the oldschool life in this wild world.

The Farmhouse is essential to me in the winter, as I have 7 cattle, 10 ducks, 15 chickens, 5 pigs, 11 guinea fowl, and 6 cats that need care on the farm, and the house is essential for me to go into to not acquire frostbite in the cold weather.

I am a straight arrow, and very physically fit. Religious, and I care a lot about my family, genuinely good natured. I like
Iyashikei anime, and enjoyed watching it by myself with the kitties in the snow storms last year, but financially this year I cannot do the same thing.
discord:
white5266

>>33469363
wanna move into a new house?

>>33464991
bigdickmcgee1916 is my handle

>>33442033
NEET
21, M
from British Columbia looking to relocate to Quebec preferably within Montréal
looking for someone (perferably a girl or a girlish boy) who could help me find school, sign up financial aid (if possible), I need help getting my life together and I also want to study music and art

discord: broken.404 if you want to add me

>>33469321
>>33469363
Do u shave? do u do anal ? do u swallow cum and piss? how often do u fuck? how quick do u cum? greentext your first time fucking

>>33442438
>Kiwifarms "Victim"
... so you're an open pedo who has posted publicly about it and got your post archived, forever? Gotcha.

>>33470318
If you look closely their post doesn't have the template of the thread.
Mtfs are just playing make believe and do what ever the fuck they want. They think being a pedo isn't a bad thing so that tells you the kind of mindset we are dealing with. Don't reason with them.

>>33442472
Which one lilbrim or the pedo bot? Unfortunately we have to many "bots" on /soc/.

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>>33470282
Surprised you didn't offer the anon a bowl of eggs.

>>33469321
Explain to him what he's doing wrong, and how he could improve your life.

>>33442033
NEET
27/Biological female/ NY

Just looking for somewhere to stay for a couple of months. My father passed away and I'm still dealing with some issues, just want to get away. I'll clean and cook, go to the gym, learn how to drive. If someone could give me a chance it would mean the world to me, I'm just re-building my life from zero.

I don't do drugs or drink. I have a work permit but I'll expire at some point so I have to renew it so income it's not an option.

Discord:katchopi

I'm looking for 2 people who want to work and have a structured, comfortable, life and are willing to relocate to Pennsylvania.

I've been doing this for years. I currently have a team of 5 people and we are moving from our 5 bedroom house to an 8 bedroom mansion on October 1st. We have space for an additional 3 people but through these posts I've already found one to fill that spot.

The others are predominantly under 30 white cis men. The exception is a 60 year old lady who cooks and cleans for us. I'm looking for additional young white cis men.

You won't need to bring anything with you in terms of skills, money, possessions, etc. Everything will be provided for you in terms of phone, computer, transportation, food, clothes, utilities, etc. You will be expected to work (either for my business or a local business of your choosing) and I will help you to find and keep employment. I will help you earn more money than you'll be expected to contribute and you'll get to keep the excess. This is the perfect opportunity for somebody looking to start a new life or to run away from their old one.

Discord: tylercodemonkey

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>Status: (Please pick one)
NEET
>Sex/Gender, Age, Sexuality:
Male, femboy, 24
>Location and are you willing to relocate?
West coast, USA - willing to relocate
>What you are looking for (pick all that apply)
A good looking cis male provider; prefer someone taller than me with an active lifestyle and able to hold a conversation.
>Anything else you would like to add? Requirements? Expectations? Preferences? Needs?
I'm a 5'8, 130lbs, femboy twink. I'm a little shy at first, but very loyal and looking for the right guy who is serious and wants someone to talk to regularly and move-in eventually. I have a lot of different interests and can usually find something in common with everyone. I like listening to music, reading, watching anime, and I just started playing games again. I love history and I'm curious about the world. I like to work out and I'm fairly active. I'm a bottom and would like to have a sexual connection with you if it goes there. I can help cook and clean, keep you company, and willing to travel and stay a while, or move-in if the vibe is right.
>Discord
yungtwnk

Is that fat chink still in there lol

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>>33442033
Discord labuenasuertee
27 and neet

>>33471828
I'm italian before you add

Provider

ASL 39/M/States

Location: USA, and you must be willing to relocate.

I'm looking for a female. It likely won't really be anything much in the beginning. I'm very well off and just would like to come home to someone who is excited to see me. So I suppose someone whose lonely would help. If you have chemistry with me you'll likely win out over people who don't.

Requirements: we'd need to vc or speak before hand so I know you're who you say you are. If you can cook and keep things tidy that's awesome. I'm pretty easy to get along with and i won't ask you to provide anything financially. Food/housing/clothes i can easily manage. I'd prefer something long term to something shorter.

Any of this sound good to you hit me up.

Teleguard: BSSHD4RET

>>33470899
> https://archiveofsins.com/soc/search/text/katchopi/
> has had multiple accounts disabled
> not a US citizen probably mexican
> married/eloped, inlaws and family were not at ceremony
> in a bad relationship / makes poor life choices
taking her in might be a very bad choice

>>33470904
Stop spamming this shit already, nobody wants you.

>>33471828
>>33471852
Wow, you nearly made it to the absolute bare minimum to even know what the fuck you are, congratulations!

>>33471828
Be careful. Bait for money.
Use with caution.

>>33472830
Holy fuck sir. With observation skills like that you should work for the CIA. What are you doing wasting your skills here online for free?

>>33442033
if im a fat ugly girl right now and would be a mediocre one if i lost weight, would it be better talking to someone now if i planned to lose weight or should i look after its already done
because i would let whoevers owning me starve or overfeed if they wanted idk

>>33473785
post an email so i can send you my discord.

>>33465256

Bumping this again. Everyone that has added me/reached out so far doesn't really seem serious, but that's the course for /aan/.

VTRYWK

>Status: (Please pick one)
Semi-Provider
>Sex/Gender, Age, Sexuality:
Mtf, 25
>Location and are you willing to relocate?
Netherlands at the moment. I'm willing to go anywhere in Europe
>What you are looking for
A roommate basically. I've been homeless for almost 2 years now, and have mainly been couch surfing or hopping hostels, or in worst cases I was camping in between smaller jobs. I've been wandering around NW Europe trying to find a job. I got lucky and was hired for a virtual job as Customer Support. It's not the best, but it's better than what I've had to deal with for two years now.
>Anything else you would like to add? Requirements? Expectations? Preferences? Needs?
I understand what's going to be expected, and if that's a requirement, I get it. As long as it's like a once a week thing, I don't mind too much. As long as respect for boundaries or for each other as people is there, it shouldn't be an issue nor is it new to me. I just want this new job to work so I can finally get back to having a normal life
>Discord
phanamoba

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>About myself
29 M Pensioned NEET
>Location
Germanistan
>Interests
Invertebrates, aquariums, plants, gaming, computers, psychedelics, outdoor, spirituality, science, space, biology, evolution, history, nature
>Music: 90s Goa Trance Industrial Dark Ambient Folk Metal Bhajans
Movies/Shows Surreal, Horror, SciFi, Documentaries, Mindfuck/trip movies and series
>Games
Vermin/Darktide, AOE II, Warframe, Mass Effect, Battlefield
>Physical
Long curly hair, androgynous feminine body, 170 cm, 68 KG, enduring legs, no body hair
>Mental
Diagnosed asperger autism, weird, eccentric, abstract, alien
>Style
Contract killer, night stalker, wood elf (outside)
gay dresses, nude (at home)

>Looking for
Likeminded contacts from the proximity and potentially a partner for at least "FWB" (exclusive). Preferably NEETs who also don't have a life and no money
but discipline and endurance to archieve their goals. I can need someone to help me with garden and construction work and we could also do long hikes, drink
or dose together in the dark night forest. I am prepared to house someone, theoretically you could live with me temporarily, give each other motivation, cook
and workout together. I have incredible little money but managed to still become well furnitured at least, but my apartment is very remote which means you
have to be able walk long distances with me. The nature is incredible.

If there is physical attraction we may build up an intimate "FWB", cuddle, fall asleep (naked) in each others arms, shower together, mutual massages, with
lots of kissing, touching and showing affection. I'm not asexual but not into hookups. I'm mostly into cute androgynous / feminine males but would consider
a female if they were mentally matching, try to turn me 'straight'. Finding a lifetime partner will always be my priority, but is unlikely, as my lifestyle
and goals are most unusual.

Be from Europe in any case if you actually plan to ever meet me

>Contact
endzeitromantik @ emailn . eu

>>33467882
Because he has been posting this shit everywhere and hasn't responded to a single question.

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>Me
Semi-provider boii (pic related)
But open to be adopted too.
>Looking for:
A cute masc looking guy. If we match I could rent a small place for us to live in my city until you get a job. Could help you to get a job or maybe even free studies (if you're from EU). I practice minimalism and eat really modest so if you're willing to eat modestly but healthy, we could eat same ofc.
>Requirements:
- 0 or small body count (just like me)
- masculine looks, not fat, not ugly, no tats or piercings.
- willing to fall in love and cuddle.
- willing to improve yourself and get a job.
- willing to form life-long commitment and build life together.
-no severe mental illness or physical disability

>About me:
186cm slim boyish twink from EU. I think I am average, but often hear from ppl that I look cute.
Right-wing, into history, cultures, hikes, nature, languages, self-improvement (all that typical stuff right wing boys like)
and finding a guy to love and build family with.

If you add me you have to tell a bit about yourself. Pix exchange also pretty soon into conversation.
Telegram
@Dan444067

>>33442033
no gender problems, no sex, no drugs, no alcohol, no PLEASE

Any non-cumbrain wishing for a roomate or something like that here?

I am tired of arguing with dudes demanding sex in return and i am also a dude! wtf.

>>33475965

i might even agree to pay upto 200 bucks per month

>>33476101
>>33470904

>Status: provider

>Sex/Gender, Age, Sexuality:
21 M southeast US
>Location
southest US
>What you are looking for (pick all that apply)
Looking to share my place with someone for about 4 months. you will be provided with almost everything including a room.

>Anything else you would like to add? Requirements? Expectations? Preferences? Needs?
i prefer someone who is quiet, respectful, and productive. if you are skilled technically, that would be ideal. we must also get along with each other, and i prefer a platonic friendship.
>Contact
wolfie3

>>33476101

How long? What's the plan?

>>33465256
Shoot me an add here and we can talk more if this sounds interesting.

>>33476101
You got a discord anon ? I think I fit what you're looking for and what I'm looking for

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>NEET or provider?
Provider/Semi-Provider
>Location? Feel like moving?
Toronto, Canada. Not moving but maybe open to some travel dependent on where.
>Age, sex (real), sex (complex)?
32 and Male
>Whatchoo lookin' for? NEETs, describe your ideal situation; providers, lay down your house rules
The main thing is I would need some kind of irl interaction. We don't need to full on have sex, especially not immediately but I wont do anything purely online. We can chat at first online ofc.
>Your ideal match be like....?
Someone who wants something similar to a FWB relationship. Someone younger than me, who maybe is a sub or switch, and maybe even has a bratty side potentially!
>Money talk: NEETs, what financial support do you need - phone bill, Steam games, crippling debt payments? Providers, what flexibility do you have in this area?
I'm open to shopping for the most part but definitely open to handling some bills but only in-person. Also cash but just can discuss that. I do have a place you can stay at but only for short-term and it's a 1BR
>Contact info goes here...
Discord: horizoa_

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>status: neet, i need emotional support
>ASL: 18, MTF, United States
>location and are you willing to relocate?
I can't at the moment because finances i have no job. nor transportation, i have a fear of driving.
about me: im a disheveled tranny whos been on hrt for a few months. im kind sickly. dehydrated, multiple vitamin deficiencies. im bad at taking care of myself, only recently did i start brushing my teeth again. besides all the negative things im bubbly, hyper, i ramble a lot, and i love listening to people talk.
>interests: my main interests is video games. i have a lot of hours in dead by daylight but lately ive been playing identityv, which is a bootleg dead by daylight. im open to playing anything though, playing games with others is fun regardless. besides video games i love stuffed animals, i dont know why. they just bring me immense joy, i like anything cute. i love listening to music too, alternative, hyper pop, punk, rock. not in any particular order. ive been listening to a lot of weezer lately...
>looking for: just someone to be nice to me and maybe call me petnames. friends, fwb, maybe a partner. i just want attention. someone who is okay with ageregression. i have mommy issues and fatherly trauma.
>not looking for: people who SOLELY want to send nudes or sext. ableists, racists or transphobes.
>anything else you would like to add?
mainly i want to talk to other queer and trans people, of any variety. i think im also open to speaking ciswomen?
>discord: princessfluffbutt

I'm looking for 2 people who want to work and have a structured, comfortable, life and are willing to relocate to Pennsylvania.

I've been doing this for years. I currently have a team of 5 people and we are moving from our 5 bedroom house to an 8 bedroom mansion on October 1st. We have space for an additional 3 people but through these posts I've already found one to fill that spot.

The others are predominantly under 30 white cis men. The exception is a 60 year old lady who cooks and cleans for us. I'm looking for additional young white cis men.

You won't need to bring anything with you in terms of skills, money, possessions, etc. Everything will be provided for you in terms of phone, computer, transportation, food, clothes, utilities, etc. You will be expected to work (either for my business or a local business of your choosing) and I will help you to find and keep employment. I will help you earn more money than you'll be expected to contribute and you'll get to keep the excess. This is the perfect opportunity for somebody looking to start a new life or to run away from their old one.

Discord: tylercodemonkey

looking for someone to house who will love me forever
discord: mirusancho

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>Status:
Provider
>Sex/Gender, Age, Sexuality:
M 23 I'm utterly incapable of love, but I'm straight if you need to know.
>Location and are you willing to relocate?
Oklahoma, wanting to move out of state in a few years, maybe start a farm.
>What you are looking for (pick all that apply)
Cisgender only. Roommate, friend, business partner.
>Anything else you would like to add? Requirements? Expectations? Preferences? Needs?
Me angry. Want to make money because its the only way to shake the world.
You equally intelligent, not disgusting. You need to have (or be willing to learn) some hard skills, preferably in programming or investing. Entrepreneurial souls are also a plus. High preference for dudebros. Women (even pretty women) make me nervous. No fucking men in the household.
You are Jack's crippled limbic system, I am Jack's bulging amygdala.
If you're interested, reply to this, I'll be reading replies before the thread goes kaput. Also, you need to be lucky, call heads or tails at the beginning of your post, if you're right, I'll read it.
I expect exactly zero replies but I also expect my expectations to be broken. Either way, you'll disappoint me.
Last thing: if you actively use discord, you're already beyond lost to me. You find something encrypted, not owned by corporations then I'll talk to you directly.

Semi provider
I can send money to you, make a budget. In the future if we click I could be a full provider and you move in.
Male 28 Bi
East Coast USA.
Probably wouldn't relocate as I'm supposed to Inherite a house in the future.
Looking for a boyfriend. Someone with a lower body count(I don't care if you've had partners before, just not a slut, and no stds)
Younger age like around 18-21
Thin, slender, feminine figure like a twink or femboy but still a man. Not into trans or mtf.
Cute face
Prefer uncut but can tolerate cut
I'm tall but fat myself, trying to lose weight now. I'm looking for something that could become serious in the future but someone that can click now and be sexy with me in exchange for a little support as a start to a relationship.
Hmu if interested at all
Discord = phatbasturd_12272

>>33442033
SORRY IF THIS IS NOT THE RIGHT PLACE
>Status: NEET
>Sex/Gender, Age, Sexuality:
M, 20, str8
>Location and are you willing to relocate?
nop
>What you are looking for
friend, strictly platonic, just a donation for family emergency
>Anything else you would like to add?
I didnt find another place 4 this on 4chan but yeah, i need a small donation around $250, the exceeded will go to hungry people in the neighborhood, any amount counts, here is my usdt tron adress TUJcFc4ypuxvhSHaNjURfWWhw2Hz4sLgkp
im willing to find a job but rn my mom and i have finantial problems, sorry again if this wasnt the right place to post. here is my discord if you want to chat or smth n0body1001

>>33463628
Tried messaging you on discord but it wouldn't go through? Any other way to contact if you're still interested. I'm in the PNW and willing to help relocate

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>>33442033
italian f 27

I officially contribute nothing more to society and the time in which I contributed something is up and in that time I have not been spoiled at all. the only value i see in me still is me being female and average weight=can do onlyfans. i have too little attention or resources for what is required to work.

The situation i'm looking for is i'm trying to get adopted here ideally by someone who lets me smoke weed and can then use me for whatever they see fit. I can clean but I'm not super tidy, I don't know if I can cook but I roll my own joints and i'm good at that, don't underestimate the power of a joint rolled well. I can roll your joints? idk. can learn to cook. I ask for money to smoke and move out, pretty impossible imo but this is what this thread is about...right?

my discord labuenasuertee

>>33483202
Are you ready to make babies?

>>33477155
if you are still interested
>>33484244

>>33483202
You look pretty tomboyish, are you some kinda trans? Only interested in trannies.

>>33483202
>The situation i'm looking for is i'm trying to get adopted here ideally by someone who lets me smoke weed and can then use me for whatever they see fit
That's really sad actually...

>AGE/SEXUALITY/GENDER
18 str8 female
>STATUS
neet looking 4 a supporting bf ^_^
>ABOUT ME
4'11 blonde chubby girl hehe!! interests r project sekai (vocaloid rhythm game), sanrio (faves r pochacco, chococat, nyago, shirousa), music, art (sketch and paint), coloring, playing roblox, bed rotting lol, collecting cute things (or trying to..), shopping, and piercings!!!
>LOOKING FOR
supporting bf to give love and affection and to be spoiled LOLZ
>NOT LOOKING FOR
just sex.. makes me feel used and upset :c
>CONTACT
indeestrezz

>>33465092
My ID might have changed, but you responded to me with slight interest. What's a way to contact you?

>>33484698
No but when i have long hair i don't look tomboyish. I don't mind looking tomboyish or like a tranny but i'm not

I'm looking for 2 people who want to work and have a structured, comfortable, life and are willing to relocate to Pennsylvania.

I've been doing this for years. I currently have a team of 5 people and we are moving from our 5 bedroom house to an 8 bedroom mansion on October 1st. We have space for an additional 3 people but through these posts I've already found one to fill that spot.

The others are predominantly under 30 white cis men. The exception is a 60 year old lady who cooks and cleans for us. I'm looking for additional young white cis men.

You won't need to bring anything with you in terms of skills, money, possessions, etc. Everything will be provided for you in terms of phone, computer, transportation, food, clothes, utilities, etc. You will be expected to work (either for my business or a local business of your choosing) and I will help you to find and keep employment. I will help you earn more money than you'll be expected to contribute and you'll get to keep the excess. This is the perfect opportunity for somebody looking to start a new life or to run away from their old one.

Discord: tylercodemonkey

>>33484698
Not OP but I am tranny neet
How to contact you?

>>33465256

Last Bump, still looking and open to people just needing a new start.