Publix Bowl Part 2 Edition/hoc/vious >>140309789 TONIGHT: WSH (0) @ NYR (1) - 7 PM EST TAM (0) @ FLA (1) - 7:30 PM EST COL (0) @ WPG (1) - 9:30 ESTNSH (0) @ VAN (1) - 10 PM EST
My Canes are winning it all btw
Knights and Islanders
Since January 1, among goalies with at least 15 starts Casey DeSmith ranks >49th out of 50 goalies in save percentage>33rd out of 50 goalies in GAAAnd somehow the Perds will still lose
>>140316794Would be funny if the canucks lose in the first round after they celebrated like they won the cup after 1 game but it is nashville they're playing and nashville sucks
I'm ready for hockey :)
Just Islanders my shit up, senpai
>>140316954
*AHEM*>be dallass newfag who won't shut the fuck up CONSTANTLY shitting up every thread>be unbearable retard for the last two weeks begging to play vegas>team loses home ice in game one and is the only home team to lose the opening game>come to /hoc/ and cope and seethe for being the shittiest home team so far in the playoffs>literally the smug mask over crying face wojak>r-regular season doesn't countcool, let's talk about how vgk are 5-2 in their last 7 playoff games against dallass!KWABAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA:^)
My penguins ):
>>140316900>celebrated like they won the cup newfag
>>140316888Demko is just Tristan Jarry without the cups to show for it.
I want the Florida Panties to win their round so Bruins can prove they only won because of Monty's bad choices last year.
>>140317021Tristan Jarry never won the cup huh
https://youtu.be/FPKByjTXQWQ?si=nuGalc1OA5arHDjnI lost the webm version
>>140317094so utah has a fresh slate
>>140317094We've known this for weeks
>>140317048Does being the backup in game of in the first round in 2016 count?
I hereby declare I will set myself on fire infront of the NHL office in Toronto if the Chicago Blackcawks get the #1 overall pick in the draft againSincerely,the one Anaheim Ducks fan on this board
>>140317047
>>140317117Shannon didn’t lol
>>140317122Doesn't count for tuukka rask doesn't count for him
>>140317126expect exciting things :)
>>140317126CAM ON GARYGIVE THE PICK TO OTTAWA
only shit teams toknight
>>140317048Sorry, meant Matt Murray.
>>140317192kitties are the strongest team in the east
>>140317184ew ottawa would ruin him just like daigle
nucks are fucked
Speaking of Matt Murray he stopped pretending to be hurt so the laffs could put him on itir.
Bought a bag of cheetoes and a bottle of iced tea for the games tonight and some french butter cookies with nuttella in the middle
On another note, Jordie Benn is about to win promotion to the SHL.
>>140317209strongest divers maybe
>>140317271Those are the canes
>>140317255Matt murray is the type of guy to slip in the shower and miss 5 weeks
>>140317256those nutella cookies sound mighty good
>>140317269how the mighty have fallen......
sneed
who can stop them?
>>140317375Gary
- Stone goes on LTIR- Vegas uses his $9.5m cap to acquire Hanifin and Hertl- Stone comes back for game 1- Stone and Hertl score one goal each, Hanifin assists bothI'm seeing Vegas fans genuinely tweaking that no one likes them. They seriously don't get it.
>>140317375>1988 DevilsWhat a bizarre stat. I guess the Oilers dynasty was petering out by then but still, shouldn't Lemieux have done that once?
>>140317335Fascinating how he went from playing in the NHL last year to the Swedish 2nd tier this year.
>>140317401I guess his agent really sucks
>>140317375A team with an actual defence
>>140317401He spent most of his time in the AHL
>>140317375vancouver, vegas, or dallas
why did gary schedule the >rags to play on passover?
>>140317429>vancouverWith what goalie?
>>140317429>vancouverlol
Demko shredded his vagina on that first period save lolmao
It's crazy how few legit goalies there are
>>140317001>t.manletSpam this all you want. Wont change the result of the series.dallas STARS dallas STARS dallas STARS dallas STARS dallas STARS dallas STARS
>>140317489At least my Islanders have Sorokin
its a good thing crosby doesnt have a wife and kids so when the cte finally destroys his few remaining brain cells he doesnt chris benoit them
Islanders and Islanders
>>140317519I wonder what does during the offseason when mackinnon can't train with him
it's a pink moon tonight, /hoc/
What a bunch of ridiculous takes here. They can easily win the cup with DeSmith in nets.
>>140317497>post the kid who got knocked the fuck out just like dallass did last year by vegas and will againKWAB
>>140317559thanks for the psa
Good afternoon flamiacs
>>140317271>laffs
>>140317425He still played 12 NHL games. And before that he was a semi-regular in the NHL without playing in the AHL.
>>140317522See how much worse my islanders look by themselves thank God for the broship
>>140317621
>>140317579I keked out loud at this post
Reminder.
>>140317519crosby married a swimsuit model
>>140317676The flames cut marty st louis and not only did he steal the hart from iginla he stole the cup and conn smythe out of their hands too all in the same year kwab
>>140317375Florida
>>140317638He hasn't played more than 40 games in a season since the covid shutdown and has either been on awful teams or been a depth guy. The Seattle expansion kept him in a job longer than he would have otherwise.
>>140317704marchand would kill himself if cassidy hoisted the cup in front of him
>>140317704Retard
>>140317704Pretty reasonable outside of Winnipeg and Florida losing
all is on track
>>140317423top 10 in almost every defensive category but keep acting like it's 2020
georgiev is significantly worse than a one eyed man named darcy kwab
Will dick rash convince Crosby to play on the worlds?
>>140317836>top 10 out of 16 playoff teams Impressive
>>140317856he can incentivize him by saying that bedard is going
>>140317836Still have darnell nurse and cody ceci
Alex Meruelo is committed to buying the land on June 27th & keeping hockey in the desert.
Canuck bros I don’t feel good about tonight….
avs should play the entire game with the goalie pulled
Keith tkachuk is a fucking fatass
>>140317876Doubt
>>140317886that might actually improve their odds of winning
>>140317676They should go back to that logo and colours instead of playing in their Leafs copied jerseys>>140317704Boston shouldn't even be in the playoffs>>140317731Going from playing almost 40 NHL games to playing in the Swedish 2nd tier 2 seasons later is pretty astonishing.
Alex meruelo clearly has autism or something it would be like if Gary let someone from /hoc/ buy a nhl team. No wonder why it didn’t work out.
>>140317864There are 4 non-playoff teams that ended up in the top 16 of goals against (Seattle, Buffalo, Pittsburgh, St. Louis). The Islanders, Leafs, and Lightning were outside the top 16 and Colorado/Washington tied for 16th
>>140317917agreed. they're pretty fradulent. the laffs might actually beat them
>>140317626very rude. unsportsmanlike even.
If the Laffs can injure Coyle, they'll reverse sweep.
>>140317909the avs looked unstoppable on the man advantage in game one, it's a legitimate strategy
>>140317990can they foil the coyle?
If the bald fuck doesn’t stick with one goalie the ruins will lose to the >laffs
>>140317999jen
>>140317990charlie coyle is a fuckin nobody
>>140318000checked. they need to commit to swayman. ullmark is a playoff choker just like tuukka
>>140317375>>140317429*aherm*
>>140317917>>140317941I think they're playoff worthy... Maybe not cup worthy at the moment but the "B" stands for believe.
>>140318035bold of you to assume the oilers are making it to the finals
>>140317429The oilers will be eliminating the kings for the third time this year kek
>>140318018He's probably worth more in the playoffs than Marner if we're being honest
demko how could you
Fuck Gary for scheduling the jets game and Canucks game within a half hour of each other tonight.
>>140317923Meruelo looks like he's overdosed on botox.
>>140318094gary had to interrupt the retard to prevent further embarrassment
https://www.nhl.com/coyotes/tickets/ticket-central
>>140318000na, goalie didnt lose. 2 stanchion fluke goals and matthews gets to grab puck out of air, carry it 5 strides, throw it into the bruins zone and no whistle on the offisde either. literal joke goal that would never be allowed in a real league.
>>140318029pullmark was probably the ruins best player last night. but changing the goalies is pretty retarded, hows a guy supposed to get hot? the leafs were just the better team they were winning every board battle the bruins only goals were absolute gifts
>>140318092at least he staggered them
>>140318117the bruins were definitely shit last night, they had almost no offensive pressure
>>140318000
>>140318110Nah you stick with one goalie in the playoffs unless you have two shit goalies.
>>140318102>Attica! Attica!
>>140318173it's hard to believe him and kariya were teammates
69 days until free agency
>>140318079marner has been pretty shit this year but marner has as many points as coyle has in his playoff career in 56 less games
>>140318235nice
>>140318235draisaitl is counting down the days
>>140318208
It was 3-0.
>>140318256utah bound e4
>>140318275KWAB
>>140318256He still has another year, will he pull a Memethews and sign a 4 year deal or something?
>>140318275Imagine getting dabbed on by a Reddit team.
>>140318256Draisaitl isn't a UFA until next July. If he's counting down the days, it's to sign his extension
>>140317397only retards are mad at VGK for the reasons they are kvetching about when their team (17/32 chance) is also an LTIR merchant and just suck at it.They are also the retards at the start of the season making fun of Stone when he was complaining about players checking his back. The haters asked for this.
>>140318329was this after they got swept last year?
>>140318329bunch of jerks imho
>Dallass nigger and Copey show up>last nights shitshow resumesoh boy
>>140318240>Just as pathetic but hasn't played in the playoffs as many timesWeird flex
>>140318385Nah it was yesterday
>>140318428I was thinking the other day I haven't seen a good ol concentrated autism showdown in /hoc/ for awhile
>>140318329Imagine getting dabbed on by /hoc/'s Golden Knights
just under three (3) bongs
>>140318428#copeywon#budlost
>>140318474thank god tuesday is nearly over
>>140318483copechad's wins also transfer to bud via the broship :^)
The finals are going to a rematch of Vegas and Florida. (And yes you will watch)
>mullet stars fan who got heemedkek I forgot about that, I just thought Theo Von was a stars fan
the finals are going to be toronto and edmonton and 1993 will never be posted again
>>140318483not disagreeing
>>140318564This except the jets
have any of you guys had those little pizza bites they sell at little caesars around lunch time? i'm thingken it's probably better just to get a while pie for a couple more bucks but i'm not gonna eat it all rn
Why would someone tweet this?
>>140318589>little ceasers Enjoy shitting your whole anus off
I have eaten two huge chipotle bowls in 12 hours
>>140318589I never had little Caesar’s before despite me living like 3 miles from one.
Twitter was a grave mistake
>>140318617>soft pusy franchiseKWAB
>>140318316Drai's gonna be 30 by then. He'll sign a 8 year mega contract that will further hamper Oilers cup chances and shrink their contention window by a few years.
>>140318617nhl twitter is r/hockey
>>140318617lmaowut?Someone post the admin blocking the random vegasboomer
>>140318617K W A B
>>140318617their ai gimmick sucks
>>140318617numales and softpussys ruined the NHL, desu.
>>140318666poor lisa
>>140318653web2.0 was a huge mistake
>>140318648its hot and its ready
for me? it's pizza hut (and nothin' but)
>>140318639which jersey did you wear for the bogo deal?
>>140318670what the fuck were they thinking with that?>>140318707>>140318666>lisa>>140318734are their melts any good?
>>140318582100%. McDavid is never winning a cup.
>>140318721nta but I'll try it sometime
>>140318639
>>140318739not him but I wore my Mark Stone jersey and got some high fives
>>140318792You went around wearing another man's name on the back of your jersey?
>>140318792I got nods of approval for my jersey. I was surprised by how many away jerseys I saw
>>140318761never had their melts but i'm sure they're great.
>>140318639Make sure to post a pic of the Mitch Marner you lay in the toilet bowl
>Gary Bettman has announced that The New York Just Like My Islanders shall be relocating to Arizona
>>140318792high fives are just (yous) in real life. Congrats anon. Have a (you)
hopin the refs put on a show tonight
>/hoc/ unironically cheering on garys goysgrim
PRO-TIP:If your team loses, make fun of the other team's fanbase for celebrating their victory. Say something like "wow this was your cup" and it will DESTROY them.
>>140319235Tom Wilson is going to do something retarded, and Wes Mcauly is reffing that game so he will allow it.
>>140319235I get so fucking erect when both teams get the same numbers of PPs. Game manage me harder, daddy
>PISS IS HERE
>>140318871>he could have been your brother, Steve.
>>140319297>wild disparity in calls>refs make one call after the game has been decided to "even it up">Captcha g0yvmlmao
>>140319319based ovi likes hawaiian pidser
>>140319319I put in the app to leave it at the door you ape
am i not understanding something? my whole life eat and then i poo. im just tired of this cycle, its always the same. i want out
>Demko questionable for rest of the series, not just out for Game 2OH NO NO NONONONONOIMAGINEALL THAT HARD WORKJUST TO GET REKT BY A WC LMAO BECAUSE YOUR "GODTENDER" RIPPED HIS VAGINA LMAO
>>140319508casey desmith is at least as good as saros
>>1403195087 months down the drainhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pDAWE3mO-Vs
drop the biscuit
>>140319508F
>>140319477you got the gist of it.
almost gametime, bros! let's see those kippahs!
Subway > PublixFuck yout. Floridafag
>>140319718this is bait
>>140319718Ive been to Publix twice and I would have to strongly disagree with this
how many goals does georgiev allow tonight?
>>140319477I feel it. But I’m optimistic that through effort I can break this cycle and get to someplace better. Stay Strong brother! WAGMI!!!
>>1403197601But he still loses 1-0
>>140319760Yes
>>1403197605
Does home advantage even matter in hockey?All the rinks are the same now
>The Stars scored the first goal in just 40 of their 82 games this season.
>>140319718At least say something like Firehouse Subs
>>140319718subway is mediocre as hell
pubsubs are overrated. sorry not sorry.
Mr Sub>Subway
>>140319760georgiev will show everyone tonight that he isn't overrated and he will only let in 3 goals
>>140319805what I find funny is that in soccer, playing at home in the first game is not an advantage but a detriment
For me it's not Jersey Mike's
>>140319857>t. Danny DeVito hater
>>140319805slightly since they have fun support and are used to the rink
>>140319857Their cheesesteaks aren't horrific
>>140319847>soccer
>>140319912Is that Laviolette?Why doesnt he still punch people lmao
>>140318792Wearing another man’s name on your back is childlike behaviour, but wearing the name of a man that is from the country you always shitpost/obsess about? Just fucking lol
>>140319847Funny like ha ha or funny like he he
>>140319760last digit decides
3 more days until the weekend
>Georgiev>rags
for me it's DiBellas
>>140319956never heard of it. looks good though.
>>140319718Subway is fucking disgusting t. california
tried to use redditwhat a fucking shithole, im back
For me, its making my own damn sandwich at home
>>140320002go back
>>140320027cant, got banned for berating a mod
>>140320002you are contaminated now, go back
>>140319892t. not from philly
https://youtu.be/Z2T4cyRUoTc?si=jqit_f06RgvX43ZBRetard
>>140320046>secret ingredient is cheeze whizincredibly overrated trash
>>140320036You can do that here too if you can tbg a raped bitch
>ragskittiescantpucks jeetsthese are the winners in garys mad plot tonight
>>140320068cope i'm a provoloneCHAD
>>140320081>cantpucks>with Demko out againbold
My Kings plan to throw game one worked as planned. Now they will play for real.
>>140320081>he doesn't know Nobody tell him
>>140320047The leafs shouldve never traded naz. Especially not for fuckin kerfoot and tyson barrie
>>140320190The rat would just buck break him again
>>140320217Marchand's twitter was unfathomably based
>>140320217how has /hoc/ not made a soijak of dangle yet?
>>140320217imagine being a professional athlete and taking a numale like steve dangle seriously and replying to him marchand is a joke
>Marchand's twitter was unfathomably based
>>140320242wojaks are cringe
>>140320217based rat makes beta males seethe
>>140320269>wojaks are cringe
>>140319269KWAB this dude got wrecked once and is still seething about it
>>140320265Idk man this was oretty brutal. Reality hits you hard. I’d 100% delete my account and not come back I was that guy. Pretty hilarious
>wojaks are cringe
less than two bongs until playoff hockey resumes, so grab dinner quickly
>your [space] selfyeah he's a tard
>>140320318I don’t look like that and I don’t say that.
>>140320217What the fuck I love Marchand now>DangleLOLLMAO
>>140320314BIG DOGS!
i bought these fishermans friends and they only provide relief for like minutes
>>140320314it took me a couple minutes to understand the rat, I thought stuffy was slang for something sexual
>>140320364those are the best ones to buy too. might want to get into your cities doctor line
>>140320395no wonder he's such a fruit cake
>>140320395well duhthat's where the hot girls are
>>140320384throat is dry and a little itchy today, and has been getting a bit worse as the day goes on. hoping it will be gone in a few days. I bought some ricolla too.
>>140320395either did it for pussy or was told it would help his balance and shitprobably both
>>140320190he'd be suspended for the rest of the 1st round swing his stick at mcavoy's face i bet.
>>140320384Seeing a doctor for a sore throat is ten ply
got a double cheeseburger and fries from mcdonalds
>>140320406You missed out, dance classes are the easiest way to meet girls that will ride your pole for hours.
>>140320439I'd take that suspension every time
>>140320441T. just chugs cocks all daylong Some of our throats aren't used to massive amounts of abuse
>>140320458thabks for reminding me I get free mcdonalds fries because Knights kwabbed Dallass
>>140320458just had a big mac combo with a large fry and a sprite myself personally.
>>140320475I bet randy would know what to do if that was the case
I'd heem marchrat if I ever saw that manlet in front of me. We would be walking close, he doesn't know me, I'm just a random person he has never seen in his life. But I know him. I would ask for his autograph, saying I am a big fan and I liked how he handled Tristan Jarry, giving him a little wink, and as his gaze lowered towards the piece of paper I would provide him with in my elaborate, Bartsimpsonic ruse, that's when I would swing high the kettlebell I would be carrying with me everyday since landing in Boston in hopes of meeting the Rat, hitting him right in the base of his scull.>>140320083We made some philly cheesesteaks yesterday. I hate Filthadelphia.
>>140320395that's based
>>140319927>Is that Laviolette?No Louis, it's not him. You're mistaken
>>140320083I was told the noble people of Philadelphia only use Cooper Sharp.
>>140320437100% bothballet definitely would help with limberness and balance and both the teachers and girls love the few boys doing it - well the latter the non gay ones anywayt.did dance as a kid
>>140320514He'd heem your malnourished coke out greek ass with ease
>>140320514Holy shit cringe lmao
Then.Now.Forever.1
>>140320565marchand is afraid to fight mitch the bitch please
>>140319805Getting to sleep in your own bed vs a hotel. Could be an advantage depending how your home life is.
>>140320573More like epic win
>yall
>>140320512he just eats them
>>140320592Marchand would fight Reaves and win
Planning on having some of that cottage pie I made last night for dinner again
>>140320634Lookit this goofy ahhhh nigga
>>140320656I say that
>>140320554>t.did dance as a kidlmao
Damn nigga this seltzer water is spicy af
>>140320671Why doesn't he try it then
>be espn>have streaming service called espn+>espn is not available to watch on espn+this "society" is a mistake and every day we stray further from god
>>140320554Holy shit get a load of this homo
>>140320634
>>140320138>DeSm8thCan't believe this shit is happening AGAIN. Markstrom in 2020, Miller in 2015, Schneider in 2013, Cloutier before that, Luongo and his shits and tire pumping. This fucking team is doomed.
>>140320715>got fired from sportsnet
Why are the Canucks playing DeShit tonight already? Did something happen to Demko again?
>>140320736everybody gets fired from sportsnet
>>140320718Do you remember Dan Cloutier
fuck, I was sitting on that dm from that chick for hours, give the number and I get a hey handsome in literally 30smoving in 2 weeks anyway. I wouldn't entertain the single mom thing otherwise tho, least not before I had a productive but failed marriage myself
>>140320709true but ironically enough didn't care for dance after a couple years. I liked tap better than ballet desu, but ballet definitely forces you to be balanced and all that bullshit
>>140320758
just scalded my ring finger with boiling hot water.
>>140320743yeah he changed his name to Snatcher Demko and got a big, wide pussy installed
>>140320775this is my only haunt on 4chan, people talk about food and dumb shit anyway
>king and queen of the ring returningSOVL
All the fags are certain asv will win. You're not a fag, are you?
>>140320815i took the jet in my bracky
I miss grapes, I hope canada is forever cursed for what they did to him
>>140320815Colofraudo got Vegas nuts in their mouth, let in 7 goals against the jests, and you want us to take your dude weed ex-nordique team seriously?
>>140320748I got fired from Sportsnet for posting this on /hoc/
Sportsnet fired me because I said McDavid is a cupless homo
how do i laugh at canuck fans without laughing at it being for an injuryfuck the nucks and all those cucks
Finally a beautiful sunny day
>>140320751he was not great, not really even good, but injuries killed his career. If he didn't hurt himself against Calgary, Canucks win that series.
>>140320815No sir never done ballet in my life
>>140320876with that salary I am sure he has lots of cups in his cupboards. Maybe even a Stanley one for his girlfriend.
watching raw
>>140320880He was a sieve buddy couldnt save a pdf
>>140320901>tf>tp
>>140320905>buddy couldnt save a pdf
>>140320862was it worth it chud?
Sportsnet fired me for saying Just Like My Islanders when the mass graves at the residential schools were found
>>140320371This is unfathomably based
>>140321015lol mass graves my ass
>>140321015they never found any mass graves
>>140320985Yes
>>140321029>>140321030>>>/pol/
>>140321034I bet he used the phrase jungle monkey
>>140321030Didn't find any but they should have
>>140321040>muh boogieman
does cherry have a podcast or anything nowadays? all i see is his twitter which links to some betting site lol.
>>140321040Oh no here comes the sheriff of /hoc/. I bet he gets sweaty when he’s busy reporting posts.
>>140320406the entire bruins team is zesty
gonna download and try fallout 76 supposedly it's good now
>>140321105keep us updated, champ
>>140320458based I could go for some mcds
>>140321105its notjust play nv like the rest of us
>>140321105Good goy. Make sure you watch the new hit show now streaming on Amazon Prime.
less than a bong to gotime to fire up sandstorm by darude
>>140320815nah jets are winning
>>140321061the grapevine podcasthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wgGFjVILlb8
>>140321061Yea but its a bit of a tough listen Grapes is 90 and he stutters a lot and his daughter likes to interrupt him
>>140321030Didn't find any islanders yesterday after the first period
>>140321117i'm currently playing it for the first time rn too>>140321124only saw episode 1 so far but i liked it
>>140316954>Didn't join Habs cause Molson wants to rebuild >Didn't join Sens for the same reason>Join a team with the worst offensive depth as possibleWhat was he thinking?
>>140320778are you feeling better now?
>>140321145It’s good. I’m just having a chuckle.
>>140321152no. it's stinging.
>>140321148The habs and sens are even worse
kaiser just turned on the janetty of imperium kek wonder how long it's gonna be before he's released KWAB
>>140321145>for the first timeyou are in for a lot of fun.
>>140321148He thinks that Lou is going to die soon and he can take over as President and GM.
Melee is so underrated in fallout games.
>>140321148He made the playoffs, he won't get blamed for anything that happens there unless he goes 0-20 next year. Rebuilds are actually tougher
>>140321169future aew world champ
Even Apple is tired of Vegas cheating
>>140320878it was over 60 for a while
apple products are for trannies
>adults talking about video gameswew
>>140320758she was a single mom, you dodged a bullet
>whew
>>140318110Holy fuckin cope, bud
The Salt Lake City Gary's
>>140320905just like my boomer coworkers
what's the illness?
>>140321229ligma
>>140321199a big chunk of me is repulsed but why not send it and have a little fun?
>>140321229too much gay sex
>>140320878>>140321186It's snowing.
>>140321231And Panarin scores! Excuse me Trochek.
>>140321249Pussy is pussy it doesn't have a faceA lesson many people in this general need to learn
>>140320815No sir! J-E-T-S JETS JETS JETS
>>140321229VAIDS
>>140321264I'm saving myself for marriage
>>140321264I'm not attracted to women who aren't cooler and smarter than me
>>140321286Imagine marrying a girl without knowing if she's good in bed
I’m marrying my future wife on June 8th. I won’t think about /hoc/ all day I reckon
>>140320905dude had three straight 30 win plus seasons. Had a .914 save percentage in 03-04. Regular Season he was solid. All he is remembered for is that goal against Chelios and game seven against the Wild. Never said he was amazing, but come on.
>>140321300what's your plan to attract an ivy league collegepuck girl boss gf?
>>140321305congrats, bro
FlamesBros.....this couldve been our year.........
>>140321305congratulations!
>>140321229ooo aa aa aah
>>140321310it was lidstrom
>>140321262could be cozy if its not snowing too much
>>140321274
>>140321310He had two (2) seasons above 910 in the lowest scoring era of hockey
>>140321305Nice, what was "her" dead name?
>>140321229Bleed bussy
>>140321181Yea but they also like Joe Biden and suck communist cock so i shant
>>140321356I don’t know what that means
>>140321302who cares? we'll learn together
>>140321368found the boomer
I thought Horvat was a 200-foot forward?
>>140321387/hoc/ is a 30+ boomer general, bucko
life makes more sense after 4 beers
>>140321387We all hate him though. I'm 21 and I hate him
>>140321400Why did they try to coast on a 2 goal lead for 27 minutes?
>>140321400Horvat was a max domi babby
>>140321411stop watching fox news
>>140321410cheers
>>140321181I'm tired of Apple not being in the gas chamber.
>>140321411chud retard
>>140321411how's college lad?
>>140321411based retard
>>140321439Too many jeets
>>140321411>>140321368
>>140321462
Take me back bros :(https://youtu.be/XvziPPpryv0?si=fSIZrrAjIdJ6y8cC
>>140321423I don't watch the news and I still don't want to live in a brown third world country
>>140321462https://youtu.be/pRB7TX3751k?si=Lt4aopNyXmCbmzJX
>>140321456join a frat. you'll meet cool people
>>140321439>>140321456Thats not my post. I go to Gay Sex University and its great!
>>140321474disgust
>>140321497Frats are the gayest shit ever. if you need to join a frat to make friends you are a LOSER
Yeah can we keep the discussion about hockey please. Nobody cares about your blog posts.
Is it true black dudes only play 2k, Madden, and CoD
>>140321475https://youtu.be/UIUzCHzPKhY?si=zLQOg73CtvlcRm21
I still think the nucks will win round 1
>>140321423No one under 50 watches the news, leafcuck. It's all digital
>>140321551I get all my news from instagram and twitter
i had perogies and chicken drumsticks for dinner with a coke
/hoc/ is a Bush general
Personally I read the athletic and drudge report headlines every morning for my news
>>140321578did you make the pierogi yourself?
>>140321578was the coke good?
/hoc/ is smart enough to realize that the aves suck and will lose to the jets
>>140321596Canadians don't cook
>>140321582Do you think marchand even knew who bush is?
>>140321596nah fuck that every night I have some form of potato, I make my own roasted and mashed half the week and then have frozen perogies or fries on the other nights
>>140321627not a bad choice. I have rice as a carb
>>140321606I always enjoy a refreshing ice cold Coca Cola with my dinners. It goes with anything.
Winning the lottery buying all the chud influencers and making them post only about the islanders
>>140321645if I eat perogies I eat one less serving of bread on that day
>>140321614Here's the full list of countries and the time they spend cooking each week. How do your own cooking-at-home habits compare?India: 13.2 hoursUkraine: 13.1 hoursSouth Africa: 9.5 hoursIndonesia: 8.3 hoursItaly: 7.1 hoursSpain: 6.8 hoursRussia: 6.5 hoursCanada: 6.4 hoursAustralia: 6.1 hoursPoland: 6.1 hoursArgentina: 6 hoursBelgium: 5.9 hoursUK: 5.9 hoursUSA: 5.9 hoursChina: 5.8 hoursMexico: 5.8 hoursSweden: 5.8 hoursFrance: 5.5 hoursGermany: 5.4 hoursBrazil: 5.2 hoursTurkey: 4.9 hoursSouth Korea: 3.7 hoursGlobal Average: 6.5 hoursApparently they cook more than AmericansI don't know a single Canadian dish, other than Kraft dinner, bannock, poutine, or nanaimo bars
>>140321582bush is retarded kek>now watch this drive
>>140321551I do. I like laughing at what republicans and democrats are complaining about. As a radical centrists nothing brings me more joy.
>>140321264yeah, I mean she's vurrrry attractive, only problem is the kid. I'll let her figure it out :^)
Guys did you hear about Thatcher?
Margaret Thatcher? What a bitch.
>>140321699No what happend?
>>140321699Bitch died a long time ago.
>>140317375Pdo babys, for example>2023 stan lees cup winners Lost veggies>2024 cantpucks
hockey soon
>>140321699she seems kinda cold desu
>>140321709She's ded lmao>>140321713Based
>>140321731Just a couple more bings
>they chose becky to be the champKWAB she's the new charlotte. also they piped in cheers when she won and it was cringe
>>140321578Perogies are my favourite food I can usually house a 30 rack of perogies from costco in 1 sitting
I like the he gets us commercials lmao I know it's a literal cult
>>140321753>buccal fat removalD R O P P E D
FUCK the rangers
And FUCK jannies
I wore a blue jersey in the pregame shitpost this morning but I'm ready to go now.
>>140321676radical bore
this rags singer is lame. opera style sucks
Why is there a bald guy on my tv
>>140321936you sound uncultured
2.5 hours until real hockey starts
>>140321946he's right it's gay
ovi hattrick incoming
>caps are going to try and outskate the 1-3-1good luck with that
>>140321959americans just don't get it
remember when sara civian called em the rags and got yelled at by the fans on twitter
>>140321985Well it's a derogatory term against the Rangers. It's not cool.
>max patio readyi thought he was dead
I was feeling depressed and then I ate dinner and the rags vs caps game is on and I feel a bit better. Coincidence?
What’s to get about terrible music?
I'm predicting a Leafs Rangers EC final
>>140322007what did you have for dinner, anon?
>>140321993
>>140321985Rags is an antisemitic dog whistle
>>140322019it's actually amazing how retarded this woman is. She doesn't even cover the NHL anymore yet I still read her tweets just to see her absolutely retarded takes on life.
>>140322033Good
Zibanejad is just one of those players I'd like to punch
>>140322018Beef stir fry with rice. Nothing special.
>>140322033TIL!
kakko stinks
>>140322049It sounds special to me. You’re special.
Rangers are so lazy there's no way they're winning the cup
since i don't watch much regular season leastern conference games, i have to ask, have reme and wilson fought yet?
craps scarr!!
CRAPS SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
>RAAAAAAAAAAAGS
>>140322074Not tough at all
Oh no no no Rags bros!
Imagine being scored on by a fake McDavid.
THE BEST CONNOR MC IN THE LEAGUE
>rags
sonny milano was supposed to be a star for my CBJ :(
KWAB
rags just need a few powerplays to get going
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
>>140322036Dude leave her alone
My Rangers not playing well something is off.
new>>140322099>>140322099>>140322099>>140322099
London Knights legend Connor McMichael
>>140322077No but rempe scored last game
>>140322002Max Patio Ready is one of the all time great nicknames along with Ryan Nothing Happens