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Publix Bowl Part 2 Edition

/hoc/vious >>140309789

TONIGHT:
WSH (0) @ NYR (1) - 7 PM EST
TAM (0) @ FLA (1) - 7:30 PM EST
COL (0) @ WPG (1) - 9:30 EST
NSH (0) @ VAN (1) - 10 PM EST
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My Canes are winning it all btw
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Knights and Islanders
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Since January 1, among goalies with at least 15 starts Casey DeSmith ranks

>49th out of 50 goalies in save percentage
>33rd out of 50 goalies in GAA

And somehow the Perds will still lose
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>>140316794
Would be funny if the canucks lose in the first round after they celebrated like they won the cup after 1 game but it is nashville they're playing and nashville sucks
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I'm ready for hockey :)
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Just Islanders my shit up, senpai
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>>140316954
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*AHEM*

>be dallass newfag who won't shut the fuck up CONSTANTLY shitting up every thread
>be unbearable retard for the last two weeks begging to play vegas
>team loses home ice in game one and is the only home team to lose the opening game
>come to /hoc/ and cope and seethe for being the shittiest home team so far in the playoffs
>literally the smug mask over crying face wojak
>r-regular season doesn't count
cool, let's talk about how vgk are 5-2 in their last 7 playoff games against dallass!

KWAB

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

:^)
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My penguins ):
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>>140316900
>celebrated like they won the cup
newfag
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>>140316888
Demko is just Tristan Jarry without the cups to show for it.
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>>140316954
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I want the Florida Panties to win their round so Bruins can prove they only won because of Monty's bad choices last year.
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>>140317021
Tristan Jarry never won the cup huh
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https://youtu.be/FPKByjTXQWQ?si=nuGalc1OA5arHDjn
I lost the webm version
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>>140317094
so utah has a fresh slate
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>>140317094
We've known this for weeks
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>>140317048
Does being the backup in game of in the first round in 2016 count?
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I hereby declare I will set myself on fire infront of the NHL office in Toronto if the Chicago Blackcawks get the #1 overall pick in the draft again
Sincerely,
the one Anaheim Ducks fan on this board
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>>140317047
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>>140317117
Shannon didn’t lol
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>>140317122
Doesn't count for tuukka rask doesn't count for him
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>>140317126
expect exciting things :)
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>>140317126
CAM ON GARY

GIVE THE PICK TO OTTAWA
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only shit teams toknight
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>>140317048
Sorry, meant Matt Murray.
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>>140317192
kitties are the strongest team in the east
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>>140317184
ew ottawa would ruin him just like daigle
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nucks are fucked
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Speaking of Matt Murray he stopped pretending to be hurt so the laffs could put him on itir.
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Bought a bag of cheetoes and a bottle of iced tea for the games tonight and some french butter cookies with nuttella in the middle
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On another note, Jordie Benn is about to win promotion to the SHL.
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>>140317209
strongest divers maybe
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>>140317271
Those are the canes
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>>140317255
Matt murray is the type of guy to slip in the shower and miss 5 weeks
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>>140317256
those nutella cookies sound mighty good
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>>140317269
how the mighty have fallen......
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sneed
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who can stop them?
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>>140317375
Gary
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- Stone goes on LTIR
- Vegas uses his $9.5m cap to acquire Hanifin and Hertl
- Stone comes back for game 1
- Stone and Hertl score one goal each, Hanifin assists both

I'm seeing Vegas fans genuinely tweaking that no one likes them. They seriously don't get it.
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>>140317375
>1988 Devils

What a bizarre stat. I guess the Oilers dynasty was petering out by then but still, shouldn't Lemieux have done that once?
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>>140317335
Fascinating how he went from playing in the NHL last year to the Swedish 2nd tier this year.
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>>140317401
I guess his agent really sucks
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>>140317375
A team with an actual defence
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>>140317401
He spent most of his time in the AHL
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>>140317375
vancouver, vegas, or dallas
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why did gary schedule the >rags to play on passover?
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>>140317429
>vancouver

With what goalie?
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>>140317429
>vancouver
lol
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Demko shredded his vagina on that first period save lolmao
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It's crazy how few legit goalies there are
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>>140317001
>t.manlet

Spam this all you want. Wont change the result of the series.

dallas STARS
dallas STARS
dallas STARS
dallas STARS
dallas STARS
dallas STARS
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>>140317489
At least my Islanders have Sorokin
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its a good thing crosby doesnt have a wife and kids so when the cte finally destroys his few remaining brain cells he doesnt chris benoit them
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Islanders and Islanders
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>>140317519
I wonder what does during the offseason when mackinnon can't train with him
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it's a pink moon tonight, /hoc/
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What a bunch of ridiculous takes here. They can easily win the cup with DeSmith in nets.
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>>140317497
>post the kid who got knocked the fuck out just like dallass did last year by vegas and will again
KWAB
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>>140317559
thanks for the psa
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Good afternoon flamiacs
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>>140317271

>laffs
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>>140317425
He still played 12 NHL games. And before that he was a semi-regular in the NHL without playing in the AHL.
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>>140317522
See how much worse my islanders look by themselves thank God for the broship
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>>140317621
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>>140317579
I keked out loud at this post
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Reminder.
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>>140317519
crosby married a swimsuit model
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>>140317676
The flames cut marty st louis and not only did he steal the hart from iginla he stole the cup and conn smythe out of their hands too all in the same year kwab
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>>140317375
Florida
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>>140317638
He hasn't played more than 40 games in a season since the covid shutdown and has either been on awful teams or been a depth guy. The Seattle expansion kept him in a job longer than he would have otherwise.
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>>140317704
marchand would kill himself if cassidy hoisted the cup in front of him
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>>140317704
Retard
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>>140317704
Pretty reasonable outside of Winnipeg and Florida losing
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all is on track
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>>140317423
top 10 in almost every defensive category but keep acting like it's 2020
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georgiev is significantly worse than a one eyed man named darcy kwab
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Will dick rash convince Crosby to play on the worlds?
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>>140317836
>top 10 out of 16 playoff teams
Impressive
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>>140317856
he can incentivize him by saying that bedard is going
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>>140317836
Still have darnell nurse and cody ceci
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Alex Meruelo is committed to buying the land on June 27th & keeping hockey in the desert.
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Canuck bros I don’t feel good about tonight….
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avs should play the entire game with the goalie pulled
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Keith tkachuk is a fucking fatass
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>>140317876
Doubt
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>>140317886
that might actually improve their odds of winning
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>>140317676
They should go back to that logo and colours instead of playing in their Leafs copied jerseys
>>140317704
Boston shouldn't even be in the playoffs
>>140317731
Going from playing almost 40 NHL games to playing in the Swedish 2nd tier 2 seasons later is pretty astonishing.
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Alex meruelo clearly has autism or something it would be like if Gary let someone from /hoc/ buy a nhl team. No wonder why it didn’t work out.
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>>140317864
There are 4 non-playoff teams that ended up in the top 16 of goals against (Seattle, Buffalo, Pittsburgh, St. Louis). The Islanders, Leafs, and Lightning were outside the top 16 and Colorado/Washington tied for 16th
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>>140317917
agreed. they're pretty fradulent. the laffs might actually beat them
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>>140317626
very rude. unsportsmanlike even.
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If the Laffs can injure Coyle, they'll reverse sweep.
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>>140317909
the avs looked unstoppable on the man advantage in game one, it's a legitimate strategy
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>>140317990
can they foil the coyle?
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If the bald fuck doesn’t stick with one goalie the ruins will lose to the
>laffs
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>>140317999
jen
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>>140317990
charlie coyle is a fuckin nobody
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>>140318000
checked. they need to commit to swayman. ullmark is a playoff choker just like tuukka
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>>140317375
>>140317429
*aherm*
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>>140317917
>>140317941
I think they're playoff worthy... Maybe not cup worthy at the moment but the "B" stands for believe.
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>>140318035
bold of you to assume the oilers are making it to the finals
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>>140317429
The oilers will be eliminating the kings for the third time this year kek
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>>140318018
He's probably worth more in the playoffs than Marner if we're being honest
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demko how could you
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Fuck Gary for scheduling the jets game and Canucks game within a half hour of each other tonight.
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>>140317923
Meruelo looks like he's overdosed on botox.
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>>140318094
gary had to interrupt the retard to prevent further embarrassment
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https://www.nhl.com/coyotes/tickets/ticket-central
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>>140318000
na, goalie didnt lose. 2 stanchion fluke goals and matthews gets to grab puck out of air, carry it 5 strides, throw it into the bruins zone and no whistle on the offisde either. literal joke goal that would never be allowed in a real league.
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>>140318029
pullmark was probably the ruins best player last night. but changing the goalies is pretty retarded, hows a guy supposed to get hot? the leafs were just the better team they were winning every board battle the bruins only goals were absolute gifts
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>>140318092
at least he staggered them
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>>140318117
the bruins were definitely shit last night, they had almost no offensive pressure
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>>140318000
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>>140318110
Nah you stick with one goalie in the playoffs unless you have two shit goalies.
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>>140318102
>Attica! Attica!
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>>140318173
it's hard to believe him and kariya were teammates
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69 days until free agency
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>>140318079
marner has been pretty shit this year but marner has as many points as coyle has in his playoff career in 56 less games
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>>140318235
nice
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>>140318235
draisaitl is counting down the days
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>>140318208
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It was 3-0.
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>>140318256
utah bound e4
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>>140318275
KWAB
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>>140318256
He still has another year, will he pull a Memethews and sign a 4 year deal or something?
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>>140318275
Imagine getting dabbed on by a Reddit team.
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>>140318256
Draisaitl isn't a UFA until next July. If he's counting down the days, it's to sign his extension
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>>140317397
only retards are mad at VGK for the reasons they are kvetching about when their team (17/32 chance) is also an LTIR merchant and just suck at it.
They are also the retards at the start of the season making fun of Stone when he was complaining about players checking his back. The haters asked for this.
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>>140318329
was this after they got swept last year?
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>>140318329
bunch of jerks imho
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>Dallass nigger and Copey show up
>last nights shitshow resumes
oh boy
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>>140318240
>Just as pathetic but hasn't played in the playoffs as many times
Weird flex
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>>140318385
Nah it was yesterday
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>>140318428
I was thinking the other day I haven't seen a good ol concentrated autism showdown in /hoc/ for awhile
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>>140318329
Imagine getting dabbed on by /hoc/'s Golden Knights
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just under three (3) bongs
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>>140318428
#copeywon
#budlost
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>>140318474
thank god tuesday is nearly over
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>>140318483
copechad's wins also transfer to bud via the broship :^)
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The finals are going to a rematch of Vegas and Florida. (And yes you will watch)
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>mullet stars fan who got heemed
kek I forgot about that, I just thought Theo Von was a stars fan
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the finals are going to be toronto and edmonton and 1993 will never be posted again
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>>140318483
not disagreeing
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>>140318564
This except the jets
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have any of you guys had those little pizza bites they sell at little caesars around lunch time? i'm thingken it's probably better just to get a while pie for a couple more bucks but i'm not gonna eat it all rn
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Why would someone tweet this?
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>>140318589
>little ceasers

Enjoy shitting your whole anus off
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I have eaten two huge chipotle bowls in 12 hours
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>>140318589
I never had little Caesar’s before despite me living like 3 miles from one.
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Twitter was a grave mistake
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>>140318617
>soft pusy franchise
KWAB
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>>140318316
Drai's gonna be 30 by then. He'll sign a 8 year mega contract that will further hamper Oilers cup chances and shrink their contention window by a few years.
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>>140318617
nhl twitter is r/hockey
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>>140318617
lmaowut?
Someone post the admin blocking the random vegasboomer
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>>140318617
K W A B
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>>140318617
their ai gimmick sucks
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>>140318617
numales and softpussys ruined the NHL, desu.
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>>140318666
poor lisa
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>>140318653
web2.0 was a huge mistake
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>>140318648
its hot and its ready
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for me? it's pizza hut (and nothin' but)
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>>140318639
which jersey did you wear for the bogo deal?
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>>140318670
what the fuck were they thinking with that?
>>140318707
>>140318666
>lisa
>>140318734
are their melts any good?
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>>140318582
100%. McDavid is never winning a cup.
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>>140318721
nta but I'll try it sometime
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>>140318639
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>>140318739
not him but I wore my Mark Stone jersey and got some high fives
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>>140318792
You went around wearing another man's name on the back of your jersey?
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>>140318792
I got nods of approval for my jersey. I was surprised by how many away jerseys I saw
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>>140318761
never had their melts but i'm sure they're great.
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>>140318639
Make sure to post a pic of the Mitch Marner you lay in the toilet bowl
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>Gary Bettman has announced that The New York Just Like My Islanders shall be relocating to Arizona
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>>140318792
high fives are just (yous) in real life. Congrats anon. Have a (you)
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hopin the refs put on a show tonight
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>/hoc/ unironically cheering on garys goys
grim
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PRO-TIP:

If your team loses, make fun of the other team's fanbase for celebrating their victory. Say something like "wow this was your cup" and it will DESTROY them.
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>>140319235
Tom Wilson is going to do something retarded, and Wes Mcauly is reffing that game so he will allow it.
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>>140319235
I get so fucking erect when both teams get the same numbers of PPs. Game manage me harder, daddy
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>PISS IS HERE
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>>140318871
>he could have been your brother, Steve.
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>>140319297
>wild disparity in calls
>refs make one call after the game has been decided to "even it up"

>Captcha g0yvm
lmao
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>>140319319
based ovi likes hawaiian pidser
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>>140319319
I put in the app to leave it at the door you ape
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am i not understanding something? my whole life eat and then i poo. im just tired of this cycle, its always the same. i want out
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>Demko questionable for rest of the series, not just out for Game 2
OH NO NO NONONONONO
IMAGINE
ALL THAT HARD WORK
JUST TO GET REKT BY A WC LMAO BECAUSE YOUR "GODTENDER" RIPPED HIS VAGINA LMAO
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>>140319508
casey desmith is at least as good as saros
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>>140319508
7 months down the drain

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pDAWE3mO-Vs
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drop the biscuit
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>>140319508
F
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>>140319477
you got the gist of it.
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almost gametime, bros! let's see those kippahs!
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Subway > Publix
Fuck you
t. Floridafag
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>>140319718
this is bait
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>>140319718
Ive been to Publix twice and I would have to strongly disagree with this
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how many goals does georgiev allow tonight?
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>>140319477
I feel it. But I’m optimistic that through effort I can break this cycle and get to someplace better. Stay Strong brother! WAGMI!!!
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>>140319760
1
But he still loses 1-0
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>>140319760
Yes
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>>140319760
5
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Does home advantage even matter in hockey?
All the rinks are the same now
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>The Stars scored the first goal in just 40 of their 82 games this season.
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>>140319718
At least say something like Firehouse Subs
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>>140319718
subway is mediocre as hell
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pubsubs are overrated. sorry not sorry.
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Mr Sub>Subway
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>>140319760
georgiev will show everyone tonight that he isn't overrated and he will only let in 3 goals
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>>140319805
what I find funny is that in soccer, playing at home in the first game is not an advantage but a detriment
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For me it's not Jersey Mike's
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>>140319857
>t. Danny DeVito hater
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>>140319805
slightly since they have fun support and are used to the rink
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>>140319857
Their cheesesteaks aren't horrific
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>>140319847
>soccer
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>>140319912
Is that Laviolette?
Why doesnt he still punch people lmao
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>>140318792
Wearing another man’s name on your back is childlike behaviour, but wearing the name of a man that is from the country you always shitpost/obsess about? Just fucking lol
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>>140319847
Funny like ha ha or funny like he he
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>>140319760
last digit decides
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3 more days until the weekend
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>Georgiev
>rags
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for me it's DiBellas
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>>140319956
never heard of it. looks good though.
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>>140319718
Subway is fucking disgusting
t. california
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tried to use reddit
what a fucking shithole, im back
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For me, its making my own damn sandwich at home
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>>140320002
go back
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>>140320027
cant, got banned for berating a mod
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>>140320002
you are contaminated now, go back
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>>140319892
t. not from philly
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https://youtu.be/Z2T4cyRUoTc?si=jqit_f06RgvX43ZB
Retard
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>>140320046
>secret ingredient is cheeze whiz
incredibly overrated trash
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>>140320036
You can do that here too if you can tbg a raped bitch
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>rags
kitties
cantpucks
jeets
these are the winners in garys mad plot tonight
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>>140320068
cope i'm a provoloneCHAD
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>>140320081
>cantpucks
>with Demko out again
bold
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My Kings plan to throw game one worked as planned. Now they will play for real.
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>>140320081
>he doesn't know
Nobody tell him
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>>140320047
The leafs shouldve never traded naz. Especially not for fuckin kerfoot and tyson barrie
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>>140320190
The rat would just buck break him again
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>>140320217
Marchand's twitter was unfathomably based
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>>140320217
how has /hoc/ not made a soijak of dangle yet?
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>>140320217
imagine being a professional athlete and taking a numale like steve dangle seriously and replying to him marchand is a joke
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>Marchand's twitter was unfathomably based
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>>140320242
wojaks are cringe
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>>140320217
based rat makes beta males seethe
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>>140320269
>wojaks are cringe
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>>140319269
KWAB this dude got wrecked once and is still seething about it
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>>140320265
Idk man this was oretty brutal. Reality hits you hard. I’d 100% delete my account and not come back I was that guy. Pretty hilarious
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>wojaks are cringe
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less than two bongs until playoff hockey resumes, so grab dinner quickly
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>your [space] self
yeah he's a tard
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>>140320318
I don’t look like that and I don’t say that.
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>>140320217
What the fuck I love Marchand now
>Dangle
LOL
LMAO
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>>140320314
BIG DOGS!
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i bought these fishermans friends and they only provide relief for like minutes
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>>140320314
it took me a couple minutes to understand the rat, I thought stuffy was slang for something sexual
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>>140320364
those are the best ones to buy too. might want to get into your cities doctor line
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>>140320395
no wonder he's such a fruit cake
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>>140320395
well duh
that's where the hot girls are
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>>140320384
throat is dry and a little itchy today, and has been getting a bit worse as the day goes on. hoping it will be gone in a few days. I bought some ricolla too.
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>>140320395
either did it for pussy or was told it would help his balance and shit
probably both
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>>140320190
he'd be suspended for the rest of the 1st round swing his stick at mcavoy's face i bet.
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>>140320384
Seeing a doctor for a sore throat is ten ply
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got a double cheeseburger and fries from mcdonalds
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>>140320406
You missed out, dance classes are the easiest way to meet girls that will ride your pole for hours.
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>>140320439
I'd take that suspension every time
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>>140320441
T. just chugs cocks all daylong
Some of our throats aren't used to massive amounts of abuse
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>>140320458
thabks for reminding me I get free mcdonalds fries because Knights kwabbed Dallass
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>>140320458
just had a big mac combo with a large fry and a sprite myself personally.
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>>140320475
I bet randy would know what to do if that was the case
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I'd heem marchrat if I ever saw that manlet in front of me. We would be walking close, he doesn't know me, I'm just a random person he has never seen in his life. But I know him. I would ask for his autograph, saying I am a big fan and I liked how he handled Tristan Jarry, giving him a little wink, and as his gaze lowered towards the piece of paper I would provide him with in my elaborate, Bartsimpsonic ruse, that's when I would swing high the kettlebell I would be carrying with me everyday since landing in Boston in hopes of meeting the Rat, hitting him right in the base of his scull.


>>140320083
We made some philly cheesesteaks yesterday. I hate Filthadelphia.
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>>140320395
that's based
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>>140319927
>Is that Laviolette?
No Louis, it's not him. You're mistaken
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>>140320083
I was told the noble people of Philadelphia only use Cooper Sharp.
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>>140320437
100% both
ballet definitely would help with limberness and balance and both the teachers and girls love the few boys doing it - well the latter the non gay ones anyway
t.did dance as a kid
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>>140320514
He'd heem your malnourished coke out greek ass with ease
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>>140320514
Holy shit cringe lmao
>>
Then.

Now.

Forever.

1
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>>140320565
marchand is afraid to fight mitch the bitch please
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>>140319805
Getting to sleep in your own bed vs a hotel. Could be an advantage depending how your home life is.
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>>140320573
More like epic win
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>yall
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>>140320512
he just eats them
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>>140320592
Marchand would fight Reaves and win
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Planning on having some of that cottage pie I made last night for dinner again
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>>140320634
Lookit this goofy ahhhh nigga
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>>140320656
I say that
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>>140320554
>t.did dance as a kid
lmao
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Damn nigga this seltzer water is spicy af
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>>140320671
Why doesn't he try it then
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>be espn
>have streaming service called espn+
>espn is not available to watch on espn+
this "society" is a mistake and every day we stray further from god
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>>140320554
Holy shit get a load of this homo
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>>140320634
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>>140320138
>DeSm8th
Can't believe this shit is happening AGAIN. Markstrom in 2020, Miller in 2015, Schneider in 2013, Cloutier before that, Luongo and his shits and tire pumping. This fucking team is doomed.
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>>140320715
>got fired from sportsnet
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Why are the Canucks playing DeShit tonight already? Did something happen to Demko again?
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>>140320736
everybody gets fired from sportsnet
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>>140320718
Do you remember Dan Cloutier
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fuck, I was sitting on that dm from that chick for hours, give the number and I get a hey handsome in literally 30s
moving in 2 weeks anyway. I wouldn't entertain the single mom thing otherwise tho, least not before I had a productive but failed marriage myself
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>>140320709
true but ironically enough didn't care for dance after a couple years.
I liked tap better than ballet desu, but ballet definitely forces you to be balanced and all that bullshit
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>>140320758
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just scalded my ring finger with boiling hot water.
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>>140320743
yeah he changed his name to Snatcher Demko and got a big, wide pussy installed
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>>140320775
this is my only haunt on 4chan, people talk about food and dumb shit anyway
>>
>king and queen of the ring returning
SOVL
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All the fags are certain asv will win. You're not a fag, are you?
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>>140320815
i took the jet in my bracky
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I miss grapes, I hope canada is forever cursed for what they did to him
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>>140320815
Colofraudo got Vegas nuts in their mouth, let in 7 goals against the jests, and you want us to take your dude weed ex-nordique team seriously?
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>>140320748
I got fired from Sportsnet for posting this on /hoc/
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Sportsnet fired me because I said McDavid is a cupless homo
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how do i laugh at canuck fans without laughing at it being for an injury
fuck the nucks and all those cucks
>>
Finally a beautiful sunny day
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>>140320751
he was not great, not really even good, but injuries killed his career. If he didn't hurt himself against Calgary, Canucks win that series.
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>>140320815
No sir never done ballet in my life
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>>140320876
with that salary I am sure he has lots of cups in his cupboards. Maybe even a Stanley one for his girlfriend.
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watching raw
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>>140320880
He was a sieve buddy couldnt save a pdf
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>>140320901
>tf
>tp
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>>140320905
>buddy couldnt save a pdf
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>>140320862
was it worth it chud?
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Sportsnet fired me for saying Just Like My Islanders when the mass graves at the residential schools were found
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>>140320371
This is unfathomably based
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>>140321015
lol mass graves my ass
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>>140321015
they never found any mass graves
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>>140320985
Yes
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>>140321029
>>140321030
>>>/pol/
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>>140321034
I bet he used the phrase jungle monkey
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>>140321030
Didn't find any but they should have
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>>140321040
>muh boogieman
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does cherry have a podcast or anything nowadays? all i see is his twitter which links to some betting site lol.
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>>140321040
Oh no here comes the sheriff of /hoc/. I bet he gets sweaty when he’s busy reporting posts.
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>>140320406
the entire bruins team is zesty
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gonna download and try fallout 76 supposedly it's good now
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>>140321105
keep us updated, champ
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>>140320458
based I could go for some mcds
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>>140321105
its not
just play nv like the rest of us
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>>140321105
Good goy. Make sure you watch the new hit show now streaming on Amazon Prime.
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less than a bong to go
time to fire up sandstorm by darude
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>>140320815
nah jets are winning
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>>140321061
the grapevine podcast
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wgGFjVILlb8
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>>140321061
Yea but its a bit of a tough listen Grapes is 90 and he stutters a lot and his daughter likes to interrupt him
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>>140321030
Didn't find any islanders yesterday after the first period
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>>140321117
i'm currently playing it for the first time rn too
>>140321124
only saw episode 1 so far but i liked it
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>>140316954
>Didn't join Habs cause Molson wants to rebuild
>Didn't join Sens for the same reason
>Join a team with the worst offensive depth as possible
What was he thinking?
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>>140320778
are you feeling better now?
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>>140321145
It’s good. I’m just having a chuckle.
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>>140321152
no. it's stinging.
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>>140321148
The habs and sens are even worse
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kaiser just turned on the janetty of imperium kek wonder how long it's gonna be before he's released KWAB
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>>140321145
>for the first time
you are in for a lot of fun.
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>>140321148
He thinks that Lou is going to die soon and he can take over as President and GM.
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Melee is so underrated in fallout games.
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>>140321148
He made the playoffs, he won't get blamed for anything that happens there unless he goes 0-20 next year. Rebuilds are actually tougher
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>>140321169
future aew world champ
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Even Apple is tired of Vegas cheating
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>>140320878
it was over 60 for a while
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apple products are for trannies
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>adults talking about video games
wew
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>>140320758
she was a single mom, you dodged a bullet
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>whew
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>>140318110
Holy fuckin cope, bud
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The Salt Lake City Gary's
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>>140320905
just like my boomer coworkers
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what's the illness?
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>>140321229
ligma
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>>140321199
a big chunk of me is repulsed but why not send it and have a little fun?
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>>140321229
too much gay sex
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>>140320878
>>140321186
It's snowing.
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>>140321231
And Panarin scores! Excuse me Trochek.
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>>140321249
Pussy is pussy it doesn't have a face
A lesson many people in this general need to learn
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>>140320815
No sir! J-E-T-S JETS JETS JETS
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>>140321229
VAIDS
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>>140321264
I'm saving myself for marriage
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>>140321264
I'm not attracted to women who aren't cooler and smarter than me
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>>140321286
Imagine marrying a girl without knowing if she's good in bed
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I’m marrying my future wife on June 8th. I won’t think about /hoc/ all day I reckon
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>>140320905
dude had three straight 30 win plus seasons. Had a .914 save percentage in 03-04. Regular Season he was solid. All he is remembered for is that goal against Chelios and game seven against the Wild. Never said he was amazing, but come on.
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>>140321300
what's your plan to attract an ivy league collegepuck girl boss gf?
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>>140321305
congrats, bro
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FlamesBros.....this couldve been our year.........
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>>140321305
congratulations!
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>>140321229
ooo aa aa aah
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>>140321310
it was lidstrom
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>>140321262
could be cozy if its not snowing too much
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>>140321274
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>>140321310
He had two (2) seasons above 910 in the lowest scoring era of hockey
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>>140321305
Nice, what was "her" dead name?
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>>140321229
Bleed bussy
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>>140321181
Yea but they also like Joe Biden and suck communist cock so i shant
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>>140321356
I don’t know what that means
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>>140321302
who cares? we'll learn together
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>>140321368
found the boomer
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I thought Horvat was a 200-foot forward?
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>>140321387
/hoc/ is a 30+ boomer general, bucko
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life makes more sense after 4 beers
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>>140321387
We all hate him though. I'm 21 and I hate him
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>>140321400
Why did they try to coast on a 2 goal lead for 27 minutes?
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>>140321400
Horvat was a max domi babby
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>>140321411
stop watching fox news
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>>140321410
cheers
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>>140321181
I'm tired of Apple not being in the gas chamber.
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>>140321411
chud retard
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>>140321411
how's college lad?
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>>140321411
based retard
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>>140321439
Too many jeets
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>>140321411
>>140321368
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>>140321462
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Take me back bros :(

https://youtu.be/XvziPPpryv0?si=fSIZrrAjIdJ6y8cC
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>>140321423
I don't watch the news and I still don't want to live in a brown third world country
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>>140321462
https://youtu.be/pRB7TX3751k?si=Lt4aopNyXmCbmzJX
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>>140321456
join a frat. you'll meet cool people
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>>140321439
>>140321456
Thats not my post. I go to Gay Sex University and its great!
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>>140321474
disgust
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>>140321497
Frats are the gayest shit ever. if you need to join a frat to make friends you are a LOSER
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Yeah can we keep the discussion about hockey please. Nobody cares about your blog posts.
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Is it true black dudes only play 2k, Madden, and CoD
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>>140321475
https://youtu.be/UIUzCHzPKhY?si=zLQOg73CtvlcRm21
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I still think the nucks will win round 1
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>>140321423
No one under 50 watches the news, leafcuck. It's all digital
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>>140321551
I get all my news from instagram and twitter
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i had perogies and chicken drumsticks for dinner with a coke
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/hoc/ is a Bush general
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Personally I read the athletic and drudge report headlines every morning for my news
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>>140321578
did you make the pierogi yourself?
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>>140321578
was the coke good?
>>
/hoc/ is smart enough to realize that the aves suck and will lose to the jets
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>>140321596
Canadians don't cook
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>>140321582
Do you think marchand even knew who bush is?
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>>140321596
nah fuck that every night I have some form of potato, I make my own roasted and mashed half the week and then have frozen perogies or fries on the other nights
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>>140321627
not a bad choice. I have rice as a carb
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>>140321606
I always enjoy a refreshing ice cold Coca Cola with my dinners. It goes with anything.
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Winning the lottery buying all the chud influencers and making them post only about the islanders
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>>140321645
if I eat perogies I eat one less serving of bread on that day
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>>140321614
Here's the full list of countries and the time they spend cooking each week. How do your own cooking-at-home habits compare?

India: 13.2 hours
Ukraine: 13.1 hours
South Africa: 9.5 hours
Indonesia: 8.3 hours
Italy: 7.1 hours
Spain: 6.8 hours
Russia: 6.5 hours
Canada: 6.4 hours
Australia: 6.1 hours
Poland: 6.1 hours
Argentina: 6 hours
Belgium: 5.9 hours
UK: 5.9 hours
USA: 5.9 hours
China: 5.8 hours
Mexico: 5.8 hours
Sweden: 5.8 hours
France: 5.5 hours
Germany: 5.4 hours
Brazil: 5.2 hours
Turkey: 4.9 hours
South Korea: 3.7 hours

Global Average: 6.5 hours
Apparently they cook more than Americans
I don't know a single Canadian dish, other than Kraft dinner, bannock, poutine, or nanaimo bars
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>>140321582
bush is retarded kek
>now watch this drive
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>>140321551
I do. I like laughing at what republicans and democrats are complaining about. As a radical centrists nothing brings me more joy.
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>>140321264
yeah, I mean she's vurrrry attractive, only problem is the kid. I'll let her figure it out :^)
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Guys did you hear about Thatcher?
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Margaret Thatcher? What a bitch.
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>>140321699
No what happend?
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>>140321699
Bitch died a long time ago.
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>>140317375
Pdo babys, for example
>2023 stan lees cup winners Lost veggies
>2024 cantpucks
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hockey soon
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>>140321699
she seems kinda cold desu
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>>140321709
She's ded lmao

>>140321713
Based
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>>140321731
Just a couple more bings
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>they chose becky to be the champ
KWAB she's the new charlotte. also they piped in cheers when she won and it was cringe
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>>140321578
Perogies are my favourite food I can usually house a 30 rack of perogies from costco in 1 sitting
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I like the he gets us commercials lmao I know it's a literal cult
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>>140321753
>buccal fat removal
D R O P P E D
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FUCK the rangers
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And FUCK jannies
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I wore a blue jersey in the pregame shitpost this morning but I'm ready to go now.
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>>140321676
radical bore
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this rags singer is lame. opera style sucks
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Why is there a bald guy on my tv
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>>140321936
you sound uncultured
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2.5 hours until real hockey starts
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>>140321946
he's right it's gay
>>
ovi hattrick incoming
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>caps are going to try and outskate the 1-3-1
good luck with that
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>>140321959
americans just don't get it
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remember when sara civian called em the rags and got yelled at by the fans on twitter
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>>140321985
Well it's a derogatory term against the Rangers. It's not cool.
>>
>max patio ready
i thought he was dead
>>
I was feeling depressed and then I ate dinner and the rags vs caps game is on and I feel a bit better. Coincidence?
>>
What’s to get about terrible music?
>>
I'm predicting a Leafs Rangers EC final
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>>140322007
what did you have for dinner, anon?
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>>140321993
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>>140321985
Rags is an antisemitic dog whistle
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>>140322019
it's actually amazing how retarded this woman is. She doesn't even cover the NHL anymore yet I still read her tweets just to see her absolutely retarded takes on life.
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>>140322033
Good
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Zibanejad is just one of those players I'd like to punch
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>>140322018
Beef stir fry with rice. Nothing special.
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>>140322033
TIL!
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kakko stinks
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>>140322049
It sounds special to me. You’re special.
>>
Rangers are so lazy there's no way they're winning the cup
>>
since i don't watch much regular season leastern conference games, i have to ask, have reme and wilson fought yet?
>>
craps scarr!!
>>
CRAPS SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
>>
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
>>
>RAAAAAAAAAAAGS
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>>140322074
Not tough at all
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Oh no no no Rags bros!
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Imagine being scored on by a fake McDavid.
>>
THE BEST CONNOR MC IN THE LEAGUE
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>rags
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sonny milano was supposed to be a star for my CBJ :(
>>
KWAB
>>
rags just need a few powerplays to get going
>>
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
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>>140322036
Dude leave her alone
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My Rangers not playing well something is off.
>>
new
>>140322099
>>140322099
>>140322099
>>140322099
>>
London Knights legend Connor McMichael
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>>140322077
No but rempe scored last game
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>>140322002
Max Patio Ready is one of the all time great nicknames along with Ryan Nothing Happens



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