ANZAC editionNRL>GAME 1New Zealand Warriors v Gold Coast Titans2:00pm AEST on Fox and KayoMt Smart Stadium, Auckland1.20-4.60>For the second time in club history, the Warriors host an Anzac Day game. Once again they play the Titans, who defeated them 32-28 in 2015.>GAME 2St George-Illawarra Dragons v Sydney Roosters4:05pm AEST on Nine, Fox and KayoSydney Football Stadium2.62-1.50>The tradition continues in the 22nd edition of the Anzac Day Cup. The Roosters are the holders after a Luke Keary field goal toppled the Dragons.>GAME 3Melbourne Storm v South Sydney Rabbitohs7:50pm AEST on Nine, Fox and KayoAAMI Park, Melbourne1.18-4.90>Can the Bye help the Rabbitohs finally win in Melbourne after 18 losses or will Storm prevail in Anzac Day's third game of 2024?They shall grow not old, as we that are left grow old,Age shall not weary them, nor the years condemn.At the going down of the sun and in the morning,We will remember them. Thread Theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1gmgwx77osw
ahhh, here we are
What the fuck was that other guy thinking
Turuva to the Tigers lads
>>140343509Looks like America but with islanders
bok bok bok*scratches dirt*
>>140343509good thread themeglad to see you back threadcunt
Not only an Anzac day triple header, but also a Tiff game
tiff should get em out for the diggers
Good morning everyone. Sorry I was a bit depressed last night
didn't even notice
Which games are the 4K games today? Also I put $150 on St Poorge
>>140343509Using Let’s Gone in the OP. Failure.
Lest We Gone
what do you think the NZ in ANZAC stands for mate
Nice Zebra
Bunch of arselickers, how does treadsperg taste?
>>140346804qrd?
A bunch of stupid retards fight
>>140346573Hate the fucking Poosters and Dragqueens, but it’s the traditional ANZAC game. Not putting it in the OP pic is stupid.
Imagine going to war to die for Israel. Fuck that
Don't forget to get your tips in since games start early today ladies
>>140347297our brothers across the dutch deserve the spotlight now and then
>>140346923Aren't you threadsperg (the enemy of threadcunt) and threadcunt is just threadcunt
>>140344281filthy little slut
remember that the kiwis refused to go over the top of the trenches with us, and sent us out alone
don't forget to tip family(I almost forgot again)
ty based tip reminderer
the names league, rugby league
up up the gone
do islander girls like white guys?
yes but their parents will shame them for dating a palagi
if you look like pic related they do
some of them do, some of them dont
>>140346804Based Honey Badger
Don't ever mess with a peeweehttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Surafend_massacre
>no tiff outfit updates on her socialsGrim no grwm
Sudafed massacre
>>140346804Look at his arse move when he throws the KO. All good punches start at the hips and feet platform, and drive with the glutes. That's what the boxercise coach tells the missus.
she's still asleep with holes still agape and leaking from a Jake Duke porking
seek immediate psychiatric assistance m8
>>140348515In my experience, not really
Could use something more up top but bretty gud.
Tempted to tip dragqueens but just don't believe they can win 3 in a row
https://www.ozbargain.com.au/node/842755
FOOOTY FOOOTY FOOOTY FOOOTY FOOOTY FOOOTY FOOOTY FOOOTY AHHHH I'm hyped lads ngl
>>140344281Do you guys think she's nice irl?
she's definitely an "i'm one of the boys!" operator who slowly but surely tears apart a male friend group until it's just a group of guys vying for her attention
For me, it's being the only guy in a group of girls so even though I know they're not actually attracted to me due to me being fat and ugly, they're all still really nice and doting. I don't know what the psychological reasoning for this is but it holds true in my experience.
tooves is coming in hard
>>140350281nah bunny boiler for sure
Every woman NRL journo is awful except for Yvonne.
*sets alarm for half an hour so I can watch the footy*night lads
can a non-eshay man get away with wearing TNs? AFAF
Speak english mongoloid
TNs are fine at the gym
I wear chuck hi tops
>>140350951
cheers mates
*stands up bows head*
in the navvvyyyyyywere a bunch of fucking fags in the navvyyyyyy
why is a Canadian singing our anthem lads?
>playing the aussie anthem first in new zealand
Warriors by plenty
kek nice PA system ya spestics
pretty big stadium
https://www.aph.gov.au/e-petitions/petition/EN6127?syclid=coktae4h33ns73ctu2dgplease sign lads
again they should drop the sponsors for anzac round
>>140351133no. weed heads deserve death
I've been I life long titans fan since 15min ago
FOOTY FOOTY FOOTY
*muffled thirdie noises*
remember gradadza being offended watching the footy once on anzac day in the mid 2000s that the commentators were saying shit like 'theyre in the trenches' and 'behind enemy lines' abt the players and notice they dont say stuff like that anymore. seemed a bit stupid to me at the time but i didnt fight in multiple wars so ill let him make the decision on whether thats offensive or not /blog
pootans bros...
THEM STATUS: REMEMBERED
GONE GONE GONEGONE GONE GONEGONE GONE GONE
>I only tipped +12 FUCK
what’s with the faggy celebration these players all do ?? Is it from a anime or something ?
I tipped warriors by 6. I am in much more danger
is this appropriate?
forgot to do groceries so cooking some spam. still got a tbone for dindins though footy
i watch alot of anime but i don't recognise that
the grass looks lush
refball
>REEFBALL
WARGODS WARGODS WARGODS WARGODS WARGODS WARGODS WARGODS >he didn't tip +50
>he tipped the titans
titans have them just where they want them
>>140351260looks like the fields of middle earth woah!!!!
Please titans at least try so I'm not embarrassed by only picking +6
Caprese sandwiches for lunch lads.
lovely
Titans win this
thought you can't pick up the ball carrier and carry him back
goes hard with a bit of procuioto too
For me it’s a 3 day fast
more like des hustler cos he hustles clubs out of money by convincing them hes a competent coach
leftover spagbol for lunch plus some kitkat with a cuppa
Des Hasler 2025 Newcastle Knights coach
im just happy to be here
TITBACK
Fifita needs to heem warriors numba 3
auckland more like cuckland
AUSBACK
Fiending for some freshly baked home made ANZAC biscuits
why is grimson fb not jayden
nan always use to make them on anzac day :(
>>140351424BRING HER BACK
the girl behind watchherfooty is hot
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA NICE KICK
COCKSTAR
based chocolate soldier
fuzzy wuzzy angel*
>I fought for no FTA game back home
kek
the next two are FTA
did the anzacs play footy games in the trenchesaus vs nz?
will the warriors?
>>140351612*footsie
POO VIEW
*revokes last post*
Tranny “sister” kek
>>140351612nah would have been mixed teams we were all mates back thenaus/nz didn't really have a "rivalry" until that time you guys decided to cheat at cricket
12 all for the diggers
dylan kicker
LETS COME (opposite of gone)
>tippe dworriers what was i thinking
Uh... wartippers did we get too cocky?
damn that was a kino shot of the big screen thru the goal posts
Just switched the game on. Might switch if off again haha IYKWIM.the opposite of gone is came. the opposite of go is come
bro is a cum expert
thanks tiff
last digit of my next reply is the number that wins bet on what it will be
pondering the time i had a feral rats tail going not sure what i did that for
BUNKERED
ffs just say DWZ Blocker
poonalty surely
how was the drink water bump counted as tackling a player mid air during the contest but that wasnt ?
FUCK YEAH
LETS CAME
TRY TIME
>tipped pooiors
any tiff shots yet?
>walker picks ball from offside position>declines two>kick the one ??????????????????????
Lara looking nice today
>up da wahs
I love how much the Maori culture is ingrained in New Zealand. Makes me sad that the indigenous people in Australia arent represented the same.
just did a poo
pooriors bros...
its goneover
I think it's very safe to say that the "warriors are good now" meme is officially over.
*vows to never tip pooiors ever again*
titans were due one igwarriors knights or poogans were the team that was going to give it up
tiff loses all attractiveness when she speaks in her stupid kiwi accent
Blocker for 20 years >warriors need to stop playing jungleball also Blocker >warriors need to play jungleball
HM&WTD
also Blocker>mispronounces goal as gold
listening to mudvayne and watching the footy
G O N E O N E
HOOOOOOOOOOBACK
FUCK
>we'll have a knock on thanksLMAOOOO
B-B-BUNKERED
>poo peeland
CAMEAME
>me watching footy in my room >mum watching it on the telly in the living room wish she liked me enough that i could watch it with her kek
ffs nztippers of all fkn teams to tip against
master coach des hasler
YOU’VE BEEN HASLERED
still dont trust titans not to lose this desu
>surely warriors will bounce back against the worst team in the comp-
>>140352461it begins
COMEBACK
BLAKEGOD BLAKEGOD BLAKEGOD
business idea: fuck off the salary cap and have each player awarded points each game, at the end of the season their points are how much LETS GONEEEEE it costs to have them in your team and each team gets the same amount of points to 'buy' players with
sounds like commie gobbllygook to me
>>140352512dont norm me means that teams can have a better pick at good players. 3 good players and 5 mid and 5 shitters or 13 mid players or 7 good players and 6 shitters etc.
>>140352540*all totaling a set amount of points team, so each team is at the same rating. tactics depend on what part of the game you keep strong or weak, ratio of good to shit players
faidtans
>>140352495That's basically how NRLW worked the first couple years
just suddenly got a huge pain in my back where it used to be after i stacked a quad bike lads i thought i got away with it might be fucked
lmaoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
knock on titans backward off dallin
Didn't even touch DWZ
>no try>why?>because of this thing>but that thing didn't even happen>don't care lol no trylove the bunker
lmao I just tuned in how shit are the warriors>losing to the wooden spooners>first team to lose to the wooden spoonersluckly im a pooarks fan
If warriors can't score here they're hopeless
Fonua Blake hatty for the diggers
whats fatfatta on report for?
the warriors might be the worst sports team i've ever seen
Why did titans get the ball? Didn't the ref literally just signal six again before the held up?
If warriors lose this game, they should be folded and the idea of ever putting a team in NZ again should be outlawed.
why would you even try to strip in this situation??
thats what i said to ur mum when i went on a coffee date with her
s-she w-was hypothermic
>>140352752100% agreed
Has any player ever carried a team on his own as hard as brimson does
>>140352810api at tigers the last few years
kek heaps m8 Brimson is shit
absolute state
if you lose to the last place team you should become the last place team
johnshitjohnSHITJOHNSHIT
Brimson doesn't have to be the best to still have the disparity between his efforts and the efforts of the rest of the team be the largest.
up da.. nahs?
fucks sake poogans better not win this too
how can i convince a doctor to prescribe me diazepam
>>140352857was this your first game of footy m8?
Is it too early to post Origin peems?
>good with a gun >DSLs dream gf
Dragons are morals here
*adds warriors to never tip list*
>>140352870dont go in and straight up ask for it got in an argument with a chink dr cos he accused me of being a drug dealer for asking for some
MY Pootohs need to win to avoid being last lads>Literally never won in Melbourne
dunno who I should be going for
>>140352877never
stadium is packed
LEST
WE
1 Drinkwater2 To'o3 Trbojevic4 Mitchell5 Lomax6 Brooks 7 Cleary
Nice troll list
FORGET
drinky is washed rn wont make origin at all
was there a horse in the warriors titans game too?
business idea: sex with the navy nz anthem singer girl
Drinky is playing excellently, he's our answer to Walsh
ANZAC day is unironically the true Australia Day
1. Edwards2. To'o3. Best4. Crichton5. Trbojevic6. Hynes7. Cleary
>one and free
>>140352955true. all this shit is more patriotic and australian than aus day is
tfw no anthem singing gf
>>140352948you’d have to mentally ill to actually believe this the dude has be extremely up & down for you cunts and terrible defensively
>one and free>one>indigenous have to be separated from everything
>>140352885yea I’m not retarded mate obviously not gonna straight ask for it. What do u say to get some
>>140352968sounds exactly like Walsh
will be here tonight (the alex)
>4:05pm kickoffthey should speed up the anthems when they are short on time
Over/Under 5 slips for Slippy T?
>>140352974i didnt get it off him nd he banned me from the practice. (im currently banned from all 3 in town) but i went to another one after and just said i was sapzzing due to certain work conditions and even then they only gave me 10. found half of one in my drawer the other day actually. they really dont do anything but. kalma i got off my mate and xanax i got off the internet were the only ones that had an effect and they werent 'good effects'y do u need them
SULIFACE
HE DEAD
suli bros...
Sleepy Suli
BAN THE KICK OFF NOW
Lomax has to play Origin this year
Goooooooooneski
>>140351340BASED KNOWER
New Suli face just dropped
tfw my brain
ITS LIKE A BATTLEFIELD OUT THERE
>>140352998Got mad anxiety I usually just drank but I wanna stop drinking and they will help me at work relax during meetings
THESE TWO PEEMS ARE AT WAR WITH EACH OTHER
dragons had a chance for a line break but bitched outthey're going to get slaughtered
based raised elbows for the diggers
>>140353040booze makes u anxious. i was drinking once a week and had anxiety, stopped and it pretty much all went away, now when i drink i can feel the anxiety for about 10 days after. im prob sensitive to it but smth to think abt. honestly exposure and exhercise are what stopped my anxiety i know its a meme but consider it. dont rely on benzos.twice when i took the diazepams i just broke down into tears out of no where
>>140353056*respectfully drops the hip into your neck in remembrance of the diggers*
>tipped poosters
poosters bros...
DRAGODS
DRAGODS DRAGODS DRAGODS BASED WHITE FULLAS
Staring down the barrel of 0/2 lads
>>140353078based me
dragons peaked early
Just ordered a Turkish kebab combo lads.It's what the diggers would have wanted
>>140353061old boomer hate Trell for being a grub but eulogise their heroes for the same thing
Love these Anzac games
>trellmit got people seething in the middle of an unrelated matchGOAT
>>140353121How does he do it lads?
chookies having a sook, successful or not
haven't had an ANZAC biscuit today, need to pop over to mum and dad's
bought a norco triple shot iced coffee yesterday so i could drink it today
poor little white boi
that sounds mickey, any good? haven't had a norco product i disliked yet
ever since penrith wormed their way into a double movement try being allowed against the broncos, refs are just giving them away.
>>140353141Its my favourite cheeky snack most days and I'm at the point where I don't even consider buying any dare/ice break products because they dont compare
>nightie trying to stop the Bull on a Friday night
norco ice cream is very nice too
If the Dragons and Roosters merged in 1995 like they were going to, who would the Sydney City Saints have played on Anzac Day every year?
whenever im in brisvegas i get through as many of their iced coffees as i can
big norco fanbase in today might need to rename this the norco general
>>140353121GOAT Heel
>>140351811
BAAAAKAAWWWWWWWWKKKKK
nrl stands for norco respecter league mate
That first tackle should have been a penalty
>>140353189god need to lick her used stockings haha>>140353197go roosters btw
>>140353189why is she whoring herself on anzac day can women just not for at least a day
>>140353207fuck up cunt
i was seething at boomers not Trell desu
>>140353189that microphone could get the calipo treatment tbhwy
going to the roosters v broncos game next week. hoping the roosters wash the dragons so when the broncos smash them it'll be more impressive.revenge for vegas too.
>>140353207get in line cunt i’m an absolute nylon fiend
>poollins
grim
The Warriors lost? Lmao. Wish I hadn't skipped it.
Just turned on the footy - did Suli died?
>that was deliberately forward, how did they miss that. you know what happens when they miss one like thatWhat did Gus insinuate about the integrity of the NRL by this?
there's always a square-upgus knows
Remember when Suli was the highest paid junior in rugby league history? Why are talent evaluators so bad in league?
>>140353253he meant that wouldn’t call Keary’s upcoming forward pass
its falling away from me FUCK
>>140353243There's still two more games, mate! Plenty of time to still watch our sport. Welcome!
ref whining roosters poster acknowledged on fox
what a dive
>blatant taken out>play onlmfao absolutely ridiculous
>>140353300>>140353302the duality of /nrl/
BAWWKAWWWWKKKKKKK
thinking the chickens might win this one
There was a cute islander girl working at the Blacktown Red Rooster but she was fuckin useless at working the register
does hunt still want out
>the poo in the aviatorslol
maybe shane flanagan should give his team performance enhancing drugs
>>140353253Based Straight Shooter Gus
hes says what he thinks..try cancelling this guy!*pic of gus with caution tape over his mouth*
Bizarre set
Why is tyrone may so fucking useless when both his little brothers are guns
no try
>>140353368he doesn't look like his brothers either, probably born from infidelity
Why does Brad Fittler say "most probably" in every sentence?
Not looking good for the dragons hey
fence sitting faggot cant commit to anything no wonder we lost origin
eastern suburbs inbreds cant wait to get home and pash their sister over an imported red
wtf is going on with jennings' hair
>>140353385Passive voice innit
sounds like you're jealous you don't have a hot sister to pash m8
>At the pub>Dragons 6-0>get an uber home>Turn on TV>Roosters 30-6
>getting an uber
can we please not run 3 threads at the same timethanks lads
theres 3 thread?
OPEN UP THE OCEAN, JUMP ON IN THE MASTERS OF THE COASTLINES BECKONINGUNFOLD MY ONLY LIFEVEST, SINK OR SWIM THROUGH THE EVERLASTING WORLDS BEGIN
holy fuck Hunt has been fucking terrible today is he Turkish or something?
>>140353463Dragons have no heart
The din din
>>140353586the Turks won at Gallipoli though
>>140353596nice, I need to get my Tuscan lamb stew on
only due to refball
cheese dun goofed with that strip
>Can't call them Fagons>Can't call them Drag queensIs there a team more protected by the anti homophobia push?
far out kekhttps://twitter.com/Supershitcoach/status/1783367638015705430
based Fergo up to no good in Kurri Kurri lads
LETS GO DRAGONS
THE Ballard of based_de’belin >think to myself might to some light hearted trolling on the infamous r/nrl>make a account have the perfect username in mind >based_debelin >ok account made *now what??*>go to r/nrl >first thread was them shitting and pissing themselves over teddy Tedesco saying “squid game” to some gook >I reply “based squid game enjoyer”>bombarded with downvotes >10 min later a message appeared >B A N N E D >go over to r/Australia>inquire about warnies death and vaccination status >B A N N E D >go to front page >point out blatant lies about Ukraine beating back Russia >SITE WIDE BAN>oh well it was fun while it lasted >MFW
SCALEBACK
BREATHING FIRE
blowing around reddit like you blew in here
These nine commentators are shite
cocktippers??????
PNG legend Jack De Belin
angus crichton... weapon.
our brave leader
>>140353652QRD
>>140353711your memes aren't going to change the fact I like Albo
>>140353711Bitch boy who gets his feelings hurt over some memes, also a traitor to this cuntry
>>140353724>>140353725the duality of /nrl/
>>140353724i'm not memeing, i like him toohis commentary during the PMs XIII sealed the deal
"They" must mean college girls iykwim haha
if u dont like it theres the fkn door tbqh
haha yeah what a try by joey manu
can't see the word they anywhere
WE WANT 50
manu's off to bang prime japanese pussy next year, and good for him!
our man Katter looks impish here
2up the butt
>>14035375750 it could be 60
>>140353765Literally me at any social gathering
No sides :(
not really a fan of the aus' media one sided coverage of the albo/musk argument
Musk?
kek mumza thinks musk is like hitler on account of her abc obsession
why are you cooking with my chastity cage?
>>140353784some yank billionaire owns myspace or some shit
Elon "based af" Musk
I know who he is but what's happened with him and our man Albo
blobbinson will pull off the name players so 60 is off the cards
>>140353790What's mimza got for dinner for you tonight?
give em a hundred chances they aren't getting it in
albo wants twitter to remove content about recent stabbings in Australia from twitter globallyelon said that he'd censor it for Australian IPs but that Australia can't dictate what content is available to people in other countries
>>140353805nowt mate ive just been drinking beers
>the warriorslooooooooooooooooooooool
games should be automatically forfeited if you're losing by 30 points or moresuch a waste of everyones time and just risks injuries
he wants to remove it cos it could 'incite' another incident but then it sets precedent for anything to be removed cos it could 'incite' something
>>140353780>>140353794>>140353790>>140353799>>140353813
So many qt footy gfs in the crowd lifes unfair....
>>140353832not sure how this image applies to me
>>140353833come to a broncos game at suncorp if you want to see legions of hot fangirls
>>140353833just go to the game nigga then u are amongst them (within talking distance)
>>140353761Implying they would want the anjin
>>140353832shut up idiot
why is there TWO HOURS between this game and the next
the warriors aren't going to make the top 8 lmao
for you to get din dins
Wouldn't want to be a dragqueens fan right now
we got 50, 50 bros!!!
Speaking of anjin might finish off Shogun in between matches
Finished it today (binged em the last 3 days) 7/10 overall
>>140353649KEK >zoomies recording their laptop on their phone
still not believing there are virgins here
I 100% guarantee that if I tried to talk to a girl at a game that security would be escorting the "fat bald creep bothering women" within minutes
>>140353904rightly so
>>140353869gives me time to watch hard quiz and eat my coles roast chicken (no sides)
personally think 2up is cringe af
>>140353904wrong
>>140353913based new australian
>>140353913based cricket enjoyer
WW60
>can't even put 70 on the pooganspoosters are finished
>>140353917meant for>>140353913
>>140353913that's a very 'its football not soccer' opinion
>>140345877lol
HE CAN’T JUST DISAPPEAR?
has anyone ever kicked 10/10 before?
60 bros we eatin
60 SIXTY 60 SIXTY 60 SIXTY 60 SIXTY 60 SIXTY 60 SIXTY
if walker went to the states he could earn 2 million dollars a year and all he'd have to do is a kick goals in the NFL
>This game will single handedly put all these Poosters cunts back into the NSW teamJust fold the Dragons for fuck sake
you need to be yourself you can be no one else
>peek a boo lenui
>>140353953nigga you need to read some history books
>>140353986kek based poosters
>>140353986yet another ez Origin victory kek thanks dragons, Hunt always doing his bestr4 for the state
can i wear a storm jersey to a game that doesn't feature the storm? or will i get heemed?
>read the illiad >learn everything about footy >some random shit abt a bloke flying to the sun or something
NRL is a family friendly sport m8 you can wear anything you want except for a dress
basically 2 hours till more footy bros....
>read the icarus>learn everything about cricket>some random shit abt a bloke flying to the troy or something
watch this
>read becoming michelle>learn everything about afl>some random shit about a bloke flying to the bathhouses
What do I do for the next 2 hours?
WOAH OH COME TAKE MY HAND WERE RIDING OUT TONIGHT TO CASE THE PROMISED LAND
>>140354033>>140354051reddit reply chain
finna head to the alex ive got a red kappa shirt on nd lacoste shoes
OH WE'RE HALFWAY THEREWOAH OH LIVING ON A PRAYERTAKE MY HAND AND WE'LL MAKE IT I SWEARWOAH OH LIVING ON A PRAYER
>my tourist town is absolutely full of sydney "australians"
Real australians look like zyzz and say fuarkin oath
afl hit 500 posts in 2 hrs ;_;
WAKING UP FROM BAD DREAMS AND SMOKING CIGARETTES CUDDLING A WARM GIRL AND WISHING YOU WERE FAR AWAYTHATS ENTERTAINMENNTTTTTTTTTTT
>>140354146good for them I wish them the best for their poomunity :)
>>140354146So what? /afl/ spergs out every time someone tries to put any detail into an OP.
pooey undies
Just wish we had the better family
>>140354208>just wish we had the non-pricktorian familywe do
Tuscan lamb stew on, it's going to take an hour in the pressure cooker plus the time it will take to reach pressure and release, late dinner for me it looks like
https://www.nrl.com/casualty-ward/?competition=111>suli already on the list
How do you know the lamb is from tuscany
HES OUT ON THE TOWN HES KNOCKING ON THE WRONG DOOR WOAHHHH OH OHH OHHHH WOAH NO NOT YOU AGAIN
grandadza was from tuscany never met him but cos he died from cancer from agent orange due to the FUCKING AMERICANS
>>140354251go richmond btw
>>140354243It's accent
>>140354208you’re no kin of mine kys vicsperg
>drunk>no footy on
>>>/tv/198581945
Obviously been swimming and the water was ccold
Ruan’s clit
>mumza playing khe sanh then i was only 19 in the living room 100% shes crying bros :(
>>140354274wtf i've seen this picture many times and never realised it was tariq
Is Jye playing tonight?
>>140354389Yeah
Fucking christ Tim Tsyzu still sounds concussed
talked to him last night and he was alright. they were getting trashed in the dressing rooms but so hes prob hungover
>Koloamatangi at front rowDemetriou is just trying shit at this point
throw it at the board and see if it sticks :D
>bunnies 3% to winhmm should I go for my less than 10% chance sure thing
>>140354463Lie
STOP TALKING ABOUT THE FOOTY AND PLAY THE FOOTY AHHHHHH
Are fast food places open today? I bought stuff intending to cook but now that it's dinner time I really don't feel like it.
kek Abotohs will get wipped with this jersey
google them m80 should tell you if they're open or not
>>140354663traveller's pie and oak iced coffee or pie and coak special from harlots innit lad
*be's silent and bows my head respectfully for a 4th time today*
based morning service attendee
Sailor Moon ahh jersey
>>140354685You are welcome for my service
>tfw you will never be sponsored by raunet's rubbers
shhhhh
>8pm kickoff on a school night
which JAV is this?
*be's able to stand so I stand*
tfw no qt digger gf
So how come Storm aren't playing NZ?
should be storm v kea
>>140354739NZ wanted a home game and the NRL didn't want to move the Melbourne game because they get a good lead in from the AFL game earlier so they don't play each other anymore
young and free*
she’s struggling in the second half
thats what girls say to me when i go balls deep
>fireworks*PTSD KICKS IN*
>9now shitting the bed so I have to use a pirate stream
>>140354738might go to /s/ and look for some threads of hot FNGs that would suck my dick for a promotion
>last post>fireworks>guy playing thunderstruck based NRL appealing to zoomie attention spans and the marvel audience
‘Arry going to ton up tonight
>Hello Thailor
>marvel audiencethis is played at aami park actually
>>140354773officers use grunts for promotion not the other way around
I understand why a rough as guts girl might join the army but don't know why a qt would
ANZ-ACK!
>7:50pm kickoff
>>140354789patriotism m8
god fucking awful bunny jersey >mismatched socks oh dear
it's a pretty good cowboys jersey
just sneezed and spilt my lip lads
>>140354786yes sucking dick for promotions works the complete opposite way in defence than in every other industry because that makes sense
they're not even near the water lads
>>140354814That's legit a 15 minute walk lad
surely its against the rules to play a short little deformed midget like jye gray in first grade
>>140354789
>>140354814akshually the ohs have a stadium on base at potts point unna
>>140354789Its often QTs that join as they feel they have something prove. Also she was in the band corp specifically. Would have signed on for it before even joining.
I knew it the less than 10% chance sure thing
>>140354807Get some coconut oil on em (not a sexual indendo)
PAP PAP PAP
POORM POORM POORM POORM POORM POORM POORM POORM POORM
POOPENHOUSEHEN
Hope SStorm put 60.. no…70 on em
POOOOORM
why are souths wearing storms away jerseys from 2 years ago
*does the math*WE CAN GET 70
If that was Latrell there would be a bunch of WHERE WAS LATRELL posts guess racism is alive and well #realtalk
This Souths jersey is terrible. Probably one of the worst ive ever seen lol
who? #notmissinglatrell
We're in for a slaughter I feels
The roosters away jersey was also rather bland
jye gay
>>140354824Bit in this
Manlets on suicide watch
business idea: make your jersey camo so the opposition peem can't see you
good on coates for not kicking someone's head off
>50t0hs
Oh deary me
POORRRRMMMMMMMM bunnies on stew watch
last two digits is how many minutes until gray is hooked
*burns my bunnie fluffy =[
Thinking I wont miss much being tuckered out in bed before second half(after my half time fap)
gotta be demoralising to play in a gay jersey (the navy is known for buggery) I have little hope for the rabbitohs tonight
50! 50pts off the starboard bow!!
penalty six moretry?
gray could've taken a dive there with hughes all over him in the ruck, but he plays with too much heart
HOLY KEK PAP
bahaha how do you not score there
Based Warbrick showing the superiority of rugby boys once again.
warbrick? more like brick wall
Jahrome Hughes looks like a Year 9 substitute teacher
Funny thing is I knew more gays and troons that were in the army when I was in the navy
pretty good crowd
GOATlan Ilias would have 3 try assists by now
i’m watching the game tonight
>stolen valour icky
BUGGSBACK
Storm are playing like grubs tonight
how many six more is that?
BASED BUNNIES ONLY TOOK 13 SETS
for me its barambah organics full cream milk
>4/8he can't be their best gk can he
Wait, there's two gayguys?
Pauls gold top
>>140354991They're in Melbourne, there's more than two
>>140354976>tonight
Shant make a racial comment
Ginnane needs a new photo, looks like a creep in that one
Mates there's 13 of them in white
Papen(safeas)hous(es)en
https://youtu.be/InBXu-iY7cw?si=Ma1FGcAZM8x4MIgp
50 bros...not looking good
So do souths just need to fuck off all their "veterans"
classic Wighton run (-10 metres gained)
>wighton has a clive churchill and a dally m
Wighton is big strong country retard and deserves our respect
*smooth criminal plays*POORM POORM POORM POORM POORM POORM
COATES COATES COATES COATES COATES COATES COATES COATES COATES COATES COATES COATES COATES COATES COATES COATES COATES COATES
50 bros, we're so back
>>140355034Yes. Burgess more than anyone else. For every decent game he has he plays ten bad ones.
DAWG what is Taane Milne doing
Melbourne footy fans always intrigue me, I try to look at as many as I can when they show the crowd. Like what's the demographic?
>>140355043And now he's being outplayed by Nick Meaney
>>140355066islanders and queenslanders
>>140355066dysgenic losers who need to look unique and cool because they follow the NRL in an AFL town
>>140355066Heterosexuals (a minority in their city)
I assume there's a lot of sydney diaspora in melbourne
>>140355073The fans not the players>>140355074Ease up!
*peeks head out from behind the couch*50 bros... are we back?
>Nelson smashes through the middle>Warbrick scores Rugby rejects are owning the league.
>>140355066When I lived there I befriended one, he worked for a stationary store
>>140355088Nelson's power comes from being unvaxxed m8
pricktorian fans always seem so dumb and angry
I tell people I'm a 50 bro but really I'm a 60 chad
>>140355096so what happened to JT?
Everyone talking about Latrell and Cody but my God all their forwards except Murray are fucking soft
>>140355101Todd Payten
this is a slaughter the anzacs would have switched it off by now
EZ PZ 1st HALF HATTRICKK
HATTRICK HATTRICK HATTRICK HATTRICK HATTRICK HATTRICK HATTRICK HATTRICK HATTRICK HATTRICK HATTRICK HATTRICK
>>140355105*breaks your finger*
If xavier coates scores another 3 tries in the second half he'll have six total
>>140355097Cope
I only put $5 on poopeetohs but man i still feel robbed
>Raiders vs Sharks on SundayKurnell Stingrays/Endeavour old boy Chevy Stewart to have a MOTM performance and show the Sharks what they missed. Screenshot this post
>>140355124this has been debunked
Thinking these "jokes" are bit doneMight start posting them to leddit just so you can't say them any more
we’ll get four 50pt games this weekend
>we have to change the anzac day game, storm keep destroying the warriors it's so boring!>hmm, let's change it to storm v souths, surely that will fix it!
>>140355134Im going to screenshot this but I'll only follow up if he has a shocker
>>140355140mam's not playing so sadly there'll be no mamkey magic for broncos to hit 50+ points
>>140355148And I'll secretly seethe if he has a shocker and pretend I never said it
big Nelson is 2 Jye Greys kek
the pirouette prince
NAVY GETTING ABSOLUTELY ARSEBLASTED IN THIS STORM BATTLE
little jye gray probably has naplan tomorrow poor kid
>>140355154Pooly & Poothers
You now what would fix this Souths team? Moving Latrell to Centre
move him to the farm
Latrell would have stopped that
Confiscate all latrell's fishing gear, dirt bike and cowboy hats and don't let him have any of it back until souths have more wins than losses
His little legs!
legit get scared every time papenhuyzen has the ball
*mutes stream and scrolls through youtube looking for something to watch for the next 20 minutes till half time is over*
full of energy right now
Best munster has looked all season
Don't objectify the players thanks
>>140355196based ligament
i am ryan's aching limb
Fucking finally
https://youtu.be/arxD3Ro9mAk?si=U89snOJewZJa5OeThalt time kino
looks heartywould smash some toast right now
>>140355251fucking hell that looks grouse
Would not be against a qt female olympic weightlifter gf
which footy players do you reckon watch anime?
gross*
all fobs under 30
>>140355292Play for aus.…..the next world champ
>turns on the 500W lamps
*enjoys the footy while eating cheese and crackers*
lol wtf was munster doing then
>GOATES DEAD WITH HAMSTRING INJURY50 bros not like this
>tfw hooked by advertisers to stop people turning the game off
papi gets it done
this isn't a good show from the navy err I mean the menulog navy at this rate they're going to get 50 put on them
What song is this?
the Roosters ANZAC day record is already about to be broken
>>140355322me in the back
Imagine getting crashballed by the skinniest bloke on the field with bum legs
bit chilly lads
>>140355356miss you latrell you were my fav grub
The Rabbitohs X admin has stopped posting gifs
KEK based big Nelson with the grubbah
James Maloney is my favourite grub of all time
what the fuck was that yackity sax shit?
KEK nice kick papsmear
Why don't souths try tackling the storm players
Business Idea: Pappy NSW Fullback?
Why does Reggie need to stand sideline like a cuck all game?
short meme drop out, menulog navy knock on
the south sydney donald ducks just can't get the job done
lmfao braniac cody walker stopping to have some push and shove instead of going for a fast play the ball while his peem has momentum
HOPBACK
If JD survives the week watch him drop Gagai for no reason again
must be danes half brother
You now remember Dean Hawkins
>>140355417nothing gets past you
*plugs in ps2 fires up tony haw pro skater 3*
Dean "where the bloody hell are you?" Hawkins
toni whore (tony hawk porn parody)
THUG is the best Tony Hawks game btw
won't get 50 doing spastic shit like that ya spastic
my favourite tony hawk is skate 3
skate 3 is the worst skate game wtf is wrong with you
IT'S NOT OVER
I like playing it
Storm got arrogant and are being punishedstill going to be an easy win though
>storm turned off in the second half>won't get a close game because it's already over>won't get a funny meme high score blowout eitherWhy even bother watching the rest of this
Tyran Wishart sleeping in the cuckshed tonight
>winger showing more toughness than the middles
You notice some touchies don't just hold up their flag, they do this like little flourish
spilled all my m&ms on the floor i guess i deserve this for thinking i deserve a little treat in my worthless life
IT'SNOTOVER
uh lowfrontbros??
SURE THING LESS THAN 10% IS ON
poorm bros...
N-navybros? We alive?
>>140355490what kind
whatever the bunnies are, they aren't the dragons
This is more embarrassing than the warriors titans game
storm aren't shit without coates
>>140355499normal ones nothing flashy for me
thanks Wighton
Fun fact: The Dragons used to be called the "Dragon Slayers"
had my trial shift for that job yesterday an it went really well will hear back on monday but i’m really hopeful
>>140355518good work m8 heh
>>140355414JD has never dropped a black fella
>>140355518good man
>>140355516coincidentally that’s your dads nickname
>trial shiftwhat kind of meme is this?
>>140355516Haven't heard that. I know their old logos had a knight stabbing a dragon on the ground though
The early part of a new job where you have to go 110% hammer and tongs every day to show you're worth keeping around is the worst
Legally you should be paid for that shift
>a knightdo you guys know anything at all?
>>140355538Modern employers now have you compete with a bunch of pajeets for entry level roles
>>140354846>jannies find deleting duplicate threads over nsfw posts higher priorityLike poetry.
still time for 50
>>140355545I know how to have sex. Do you?
>St Georgewell fuckin durr cunts i swear none you cunts got the 100 years of rugby league book for Xmas
all three threads are still up mate
>>140355527Literally dropped Gagai after the Vegas game even though he was decent
>melbourne grandma doing a that's goldDoes she know the footy show isn't on anymore
>>140355512Plain PeanutBrownie Crispy All mixed up Cost the same price
>>140355544the dodgy owner of the bar i worked out would get foreign students to come in and clean and collect glasses on a “trial shift” , with no intention of ever hiring them or paying them
>>140355555if not for these quints i would have replied with rancour. instead i kneel in defeat.
yeah he's just some knight idk
Storm really starting to lay on the bunnies here.
>>140355563Peanut are shit and brownie are barely even noticeably different.
Knockon Koloamatangi
The St George / IIllawarr merger makes no sense, you can't have a team with two different locations, also two completly different class of people, I'd be offend if I had to share a fanbase with gong dipshits
I'd be furious about this second half performance if I was Bellamy
>>140355555FUCKINGC H E C K E DHECKED>>140355538>>140355544legally you racist sexists shouldn't be antisemitic
bellamy doesn't need excuses to be furious
Pisshart redemption
Nice try little Jye! I guess they don't teach you how to catch Jahrome Hughes bombs in grade 9 PE
>>140355584Travel back in time and tell the newly formed NRL that m8
50 bros we're so feasting tonight
How weird is it for a team to have not only have two players named "jai" but also they're spelled differently
Apologise
>>140355608Not like white people hey sean/shaun
>>140355612I'm sure he's feasting tonight
>>140355608do NOT look up how Jai Firld says his name
>>140355612at least the manlet kid is there to attempt to stop cunts
what does Latrell think about the anzacs
fucking point shaving from Warbrick
blame the irish for sean
/gif/ looms
THE ONLY GOOD ANZACS WERE THE TUSKEGEE AIRMEN YOU RACIST WHITE CUNTS ALSO I WOULD HAVE SCORED 10 TRIES BY NOW AND STORM WOULD BE SCORELESS JD IS A RACIST WHITE CUNT AND ALL THE NRL CAN GET FUCKED RACIST DOGS
Why are Souths dressed like gay sailors
JOEY 4CHAN
WE HAVE 50 THROUGH MR 4CHAN HIMSELF
50 BROS WE DID IT 50 BROS WE DID IT 50 BROS WE DID IT 50 BROS WE DID IT 50 BROS WE DID IT 50 BROS WE DID IT 50 BROS WE DID IT 50 BROS WE DID IT
Encountered a bunch of women named "rebecca" recently but they're all different retarded spellings like "rebekah" and shit like that. Don't know what the deal with this is and why parents can't just spell their kids names right so I don't need to consult a cheat sheet of different spellings when I'm trying to send emails
isn't this a character in harry potter?
based frenchman
At my last school I worked with a Kaitlin and a Caitlyn
Kaitlyns with a K were always better
>>140355663my name is the correct spelling of the name and I still have to spell it for people because of retard parents ruining it
both Poogans & Abotohs officially gooooooone tonight
WE WANT 60
>knock off work>check football resultsWtf bros Kenty told me on 360 the other night that Saints were on the ascendency
I worked at a school part time, pretty chill but too many dickie little shits
>>140355584The Dragons Roosters merger made the most sense in 95, but the the Dragons fans lost their shit over it and killed it; and then never attended any fucking games and caused the club to fail to feet the 1999 criteria to survive, thereby forcing them into a merger with Illawarra. Geoff Carr and Phil Gould have spoken about the original merger quite a bit and it's a crime that it never went ahead
>>140355701some of the family fell for that if you check the family tips
Caitlyn but it's pronounced like "cat el in"
>>140355701Flanno is one of the main Fox sources along with Ricky
family friend has a daughter called Katelyn, she's fat and autistic
>>140355713>tfw almost fell for it but just went all favourites instead
every kid is autistic these days they need to play footy to get it out of their system or they'll all be cricket players
>>140355723what’s her number?
inb4 taking the 1
WRAPIT UP
ban this grub for life
based Taane gets the lions share of the hot water
WHAT A GRUB CUNTTRYING TO FILL IN FATRELL BOOTS AYE
dog shit behavour from a dog shit team
Haven't watched a single episode of 360 this year. I stopped because of Kent. Not because of his off-camera tomfoolery, but incannot stand how the cunt would talk over every single guest and journalist they'd have on the panel. And then if you'd get somebody like Buzz with a temper, Kenty would just start yelling over him. Made it impossible to watch.
Absolute NIGGER behaviour
>>140355703The Roosters finished 4th in 96 and the Dragons made the Grand Final. The merged club would have likely raped Manly
>can't even put 60 on poopeetohspoorm are finished
I wish I had a motherfucking dollar everytime that fuckstain of a human Mic Ennis said "It really is"
was at kmart blacktown today and saw a woman wrangling her daughter who couldn't have been older than 10she was screaming about wanting something, ripping off signs, throwing clothes around, and eventually crash-tackled one of those security detectors at the entrance mum was usless, "it's ok, you can play on my phone in the car, don't make a mess"next generation is cooked
night cunts lest we forgot
Lest We Forget this awful day of football
was a pretty good day of footy if you're a pootans, poosters or poorm customer, not so much if you're a pooiors, poogans or poopeetoh grub cunt cunstomer tbqh
Pooly will lose tomorrow. Screencap this.
When Souths signed Wighton last year I was having wet dreams of what our backline was going to look like. Now we're going to play the Panthers with Issac Thompson or Richie Kennar, Dean Hawkins, Isaiah Tass and the shortest player in the league
>>140355786thanks Garry, see you at work tomorrow
blacula on nitv lads
>our
if we weren't such a soft cock country milne would be gibbetted out the front of flinders street station
>>140355788>shortest player in the leagueBased. Abotohs got Reynolds back.
>>140355798Based. I'd watch more NITV if it became pure blaxploitation
>>140355572>blackwashing
>>140355798Vonetta McGee gives me jungle fever like no other
for me it’s Streets Viennetta
>>140355572Knight? I should've said Davey Crockett
>hundreds of depictions listed from around the world>st merge not mentionedneeds an edithttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saint_George_and_the_Dragon
>>140355866It seems odd to name your team after the defeated villain.
>>140355767“Wax lyrical”
>>140355701Kenty is a TAB plant
Is that an indoor plant or an outdoor plant
Where the fuck is Crawley
>>140355767I’ll take the dollar for the “so true” poster here. We’ll both get rich, but I’ll be richer
>>140343621Kek