Celtics up 1-0Jimmy Butler- OUT (MCL)
stocks in playoff jimmy t shirts are at an all time low
>>140343698>the only way the Inceltics could ever beat the Heat in a series is without Jimmy or if Adam Silver takes away points from the HeatGRIM
Naz Reid 6MOY
the hot pockets are on sale for 1.99 so you know I got some for this game. to bad I ate all my ice cream :(
>>140343753stop that
>>140343723>Adam Silver takes away points from the Heatis this how we cope now?
The Celtics are -50000 btw.
>>140343770Is that good value
>>140343768No it's reality. Max Strus was not out of bounds.
>>140343770This series is going to be so one sided they'll lose their competitive edge for the next round
#HeatCulture
>Celticschizo narrative that Martin is dirty being destroyed on national televisionCelpussiesxers.....
Payton Pritchard destroys your favorite team.
>>140344059Payton Prichard is 1-2 vs my favorite team in the playoffs. Really 0-3 but Adam Silver had different plans.
https://vocaroo.com/14KariNxcHrt
Hey Miameme, where is your dawg? oh that's right he's injured!
Meanwhile.... Jimmy....
Let's Go Celtics!
>no Doris Burke Finna based
If the Celtics are leading by 10 at any point in the 1st quarter they win.
Yea, just don't start the game giving up a 14-0 run and Heat have a chance.
>>140344249He'd kill it in the WNBA
>inceltic and weapschizo both ducking thread
Jovic is the best Heat player.
Bam's inside game is so sweet
>>140344457Inceltic lost xirs library privledges. Give her some time.
well fellas thoughts?
good night heatxisters.
>Gaytum statpadding against literal g-leaguersGrim
>>140344457much more fun for them to fuck up the general apparently
Tatum MVP
>>140344522Is that the new weapschizo cope?
Inceltic is already hanging up the banner
>ball was never dribbled once on the Tatum/Brown fastbreak alley oop
>>140344457Game hasn't started and Celvomits are incapable of talking ball or strategy. So why bother? I already said my peace when Butler went down againt the 76ers. I said he's our only hope and whoever we play in round 1 should beat us otherwise it would be incredibly embarrassing for them. Our hope lays on the shoulders of the Celtics outright choking. Which has about a 50% chance of happening.
Everyday booker is more like me fr Yesterday gooning to jap girls before the game and now this
Xeatxirs...
every commercial is canadian wtf
>>140344560>jobrenNo wonder the heat are such jobbers!
>>140344562no way this is real
Uh-oh... Celxirs???They're hitting outside shots!?!?!?
Inceltic how does your team let this Heat team take the lead at any point?
I like the Heat's passing game but sometimes they pass one too many times
>>140344621the heat just missed an outside shot
>>140344579Blame the Laffs
>Celfrauds already frauding it upNot a serious team. Nuggets are going b2b
Derrick Shite is probably the only Celtics player I don't hate since he's a DAWG but still fuck him for carrying that bum Gaytum.
fanduel shilling during playthis isn't fixed, is it?
Umm... Celshart sissies?We were supposed to waltz to the Finals!
Gaylen choking as usual.
This is embarrassing
Is Butler even possibly gonna come back?
It takes heat hitting 60% from 3 to make it look like they are up.
JJJ statement game?
NuggetGOD here. I am lending the Heat all my energy.
>that clear as day "nice job Kevin Love we've got the same amount of points" kek
>>140344811almost all of them were open looks though
>>140344597YesAlso this
>Heat just gonna chuck up 3s all game and hope for the bestI respect it, godspeed faggots.
How do I take the Emirates logo off the court?
LETS GO REFFIES
REFSWINLOL
>>140344704what's wrong with jrue
AAAGGGHHH REFSSAVE MY BOXSCORE
Celtwatxims....were being exposed by Jaime fucking Jaquez Jr right now. Quickly! Start searching the archives. Now!
>>140344906He's forgettable.
>>140344915Yeah but he's also a dawg
>>140344877>>Heat just gonna chuck up 3s all game and hope for the bestbeating the Celtics at their own game
How is that a foul but Dlo getting smacked in the face isnt? Both "fouls" didn't affect the shot at all.
>>140344915that's a good thingbro just shows up to work collects rings and goes home
>>140344909Tatum has 14 on 5-6 shooting
>>140344923Feline*
>>140344944He only has one ring though and he's not winning one this year either.
>>140344948And Heat are 8/15 from 3.What's your point?
Based Jaime
This general is genuinely illegible when you guys are like this
>>140344968>comparing team stat to player stat
Taco bell looks fucking disgusting.
bros I want to fuck Zoe Saldana what are my options?
wait, the celtics mascot is just A Guy?
>>140344935you gotta love the sposter. you just gotta!
>>1403449981. Become wealthy and attractive2. Rape
>For me? I root for pure chaos and nothing else, so.......Let's go Heat! Let's go Heat!
What’s the td garden like?
>>140345015loud.
>>140345007Why do you assume I'm not already wealthy and attractive? I very well could be
>>140344997taco bell was based when it was cheap
heemed that fraud
HAUSER BEATS YOUR TEAAAAM
Old man Horford getting away with the blatant travel that leads to a 3. Shameless league.
Spo not having Bam or Herro on the court against the Celtics is interesting.
Oh look, Boston back in the lead again. Like clockwork. Cryami gets a 2 point lead for 4 seconds and wants to hang a banner. Absolutely, unapologetically, pathetic.
>>140345055It's called yuro step. Deal with it. Everyone does it.
>>140345064herro is a fraud
Why does Kevin love dye his hair gray?
highsmith sucks so bad
>>140345064Gotta run the rotations that the Celtics scouting report didn't account for
>>140345079>everybody does it so it's okayLike I said, shameless league
>Jaime is better in the playoffs than he is in the regular season in his rookie yearDAWG status?
JRUE FOR TREEE FITTY
Duncan missing open 3s, it's one of those games huh?
Over the line
>>140345106he definitely passes the I test
>>140345121didn't he only have 1 good season?
>>140345121It was last game too
OLD MAN AL DOES IT AGAIN
>>140345054He looks like he travels every time takes a handoff and goes to the corner to shoot
>>140345165sweetie we call that side-steph 3
>>140345183Na, on the run up
>>140345204That's called the gather step.
>that Old Spice commercials with the Asian womenThis isn't gonna help my yellow fever
Good game so far. Dont slip up, Inceltic. You don't want them to win one.
>>140345208>modern players need to completely change the rules to adapt to their poor fundamentalsFASTERBETTERSTRONGER
Kevin hart has a net worth of half a billion dollars
How is jovic so bad?
>celsharts are going to do a victory dance when they eliminate the hospital version of their rivalcancer
Going into the paint and stumbling around just to pass out and get a turnover isn't good offense, Spo.
As if there was even any doubt left to be had, look no further than this game as the prime example as to why Jayson Christopher Tatum is /him/.
>>140345242I wonder what videos Diddy got of him
What’s Marcus smart thinking right now?
>>140345264>"i'm not him...."probably
Man the games are so much more watchable when Burke isn't there.
wasn't even close to a foul by Porzingis
>>140345253Lacks the K.
>the entire crowd hates Caleb MartinKek
Real hoopers know the Celvomits were exposed as frauds when they put their starters back into the last game. I've seen enough, with Jimmy we smash these fraud Felines like we always do. We could lose this game by a hundred it doesn't matter. The Celshits are losing in 5 to the 1st Team that nots completely crippled.And one last thing you hoe ass niggas shut that ass up real quick. That's because we both know how embarrassing this shit is.Carry the hell on..
MY REFFIES
>>140345316>E-E-EVEN WHEN WE LOSE WE WINcope
That was a clean block by Bam. Shameless star-manufacturing league.
Caleb Martin really doesn't like the Celtics.
>>140345332nah hit the backboard. I'm a heat fan and even I don't think it was a clean block.
Real quiet now, huh?
TAKE DAT POSE CHEKK YO ANGGELL POSS' DAT SHIEEETTTT
>suddenly all the foreign flags trashing the Heat (VPNs) are silent
Who’s more famous Carmelo or Eli manning?
>>140345346Maybe the dumb crowd should stop antagonizing him for no reason. He didn't do anything dirty. Gaytum shouldn't have even been in the game statpadding.
>Losing to the Cheat without Himmy and RozierEmbarrassing
>>140345373Fuck the Miami sneednobody needs to VPN my celties will expose these dark magicians
>>140345392>exposeWhat is there to expose? Nobody thinks they'll win the series.
>>140345351>nah hit the backboardnah
CELSHART SISTERS!?!?I THOUGHT JRUE WAS THE MISSING PIECE???
Do the Celtics really need refball?
>>140345356Not really, I don't expect Heat to hit all these 3s all game.
you know my game is kinda like tatbums
So....THIS is the power of the East? Oh my.
The Heat just want it more
celtics defending like they expect miami to be as shit from 3 as they were in game 1
>>140345379Eli is a god in NYC
>Jaylen Brown left handClassic
>Losing to the Heat even with all these soft calls>Without Jimmy and Scary TerryWew, frauds will be frauds.
Gaylen is such a fraud holy shit. He might be more fraudulent than Gaytum.
dont worry celtic's refs got this in the 2nd half
BRO I THOUGHT ALL MODERN PLAYERS WERE AMBIDEXROUS??
wtf when did delon wright start playing for the heat?liked him as a player since he was a raptor
KWAB
HOLY MAGNETS
celties frauds are going to be raped by the cavs in the 2nd round
>>140345535cavs aren't molesting anyone
The Heat need a Herro
being a heat chad is suffering
The better team is winning
Fucking Gaylen
these jovic turnovers stink
Heatsisters
>>140345493apologize
That's the best half the Heat could possibly play.Nicely done heat, but it's not going to be enouh.
>retards talking like the Nuggets didn't need a buzzer beater to beat the fucking Lakers
cheats got cooked by gaylen
honestly impressed that the heat are keeping it competitive
>>140345597you aren't allowed to point that out
The Celtics literally attack Herro on every single play.
the gambling shilling's starting to get shameless now. are the leagues gonna start regulating this shit or what?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S4ZM9BWVOhs
Based magnets
>>140345626his defense has been quite good actually
>>140345571Not really. We have championships in the Non plumber era and we'd win this series with Jimmy. And if the Celshits keep celshitting we might win it anyway.
is living in boston kino? Thinking about moving there from birmingham, AL
The Heat still take this game. Being down at half would've been better for the Inceltics.
>>140345611I'm not. Bam still in, so they've got a chance. I knew the Celtics wouldn't get this series cleanly even without Jimmy.
will the heat have their regular 3rd quarter meltdown today?
>>140345431The #1 seed in the West barely beat the #8 seed in their first game despite one of the #8 seed's key players being injured.The #2 seed in the West was down by 20 points to the #7-seed at one point in their second game before barely coming back to win.It happens.
>Shaq always defending and having faith in the HeatGotta love Big Diesel.
>>140345699Yeah that's what I'm worried about. If they do then they lose by 20. I know they're likely not going to win the series but I want them to get at least one because it would be funny.
Kenny calling out most teams playing lazy D. That was actually a solid breakdown.
What y'all think about the memes people are sharing at half time? I personally think they are lolworthy.
>>140345631>are the leagues gonna start regulating this shit or what?In what regard? Gambling is regulated by the state.
>>140345710We have to play the Lakers that are at full strength. You're playing the Heat without their best player and Rozier wherever Heat fans rank him on the team he's important I'm sure. You clowns won't make it past the 2nd round.
>>140345742You posted the interior Shaq btw. Heres the superior one
>>140345821which one won a ring?
>>140345804>Heatfags living vicariously through Jokicsad!
>Celtics with the lead>Thread is as dead as a /dykeslop/ general threadWe both know why.
installed 4chanX and it's moving posts all around and confusing me
is smiling friends the new rick and morty?
>>140345852unclick the option for post threading
>>140345821I always block out any team Shaq played for except Orlando, Lakers and Magic. Celtics is starting to become more in my memory because of the meme.
>>140345710this nigga is talking about score differentials when the point is that the West is dramatically better overall lmao, the Fakers would easily make the ECF this year. not that 8 seeds making it out of the East is new for them
>>140345821>LeBron needs to play with the Suns, Magic, and Bombston to complete the Shaq carousel He got around
half time bros thoughts on my hinge kween harem?
>>140345804I'm not a Celtics fan, am just making an observation. Yeah Lakers were full strength but the Pelicans weren't and OKC barely beat them.
>>140345845>It's a playoff game>Celtics are the number one seed>Everyone watching and making fun of this travesty is Heat fanMeds
>>140345892god i wish i could get a single like
So would the Heat win if they had Jimmy and Terry?
>>140345871all those manchildren cartoons look the same to me
>>140345896OKC are frauds too. I'm not worried about them either
>>140345932theres a pikmin enemy behind you
Incoming Heat collapse. They always fuck up in the third.
>>140345942smiling friends at the very least tries with different animation techniques so I'd give them that.
>>140345892>all those redbone bitches spending someone elses money and living life on very easy mode ROFL it easier to fuck an asian kpop idol
>>140345932they win more games but not the series
>>140345957I'm not actually a green frog, anon.
>POORzingusceltics thought this bum was the answer?
>>140345992
caught this lil guy in the wild, gonna release him in a tree.
Jaime has such a solid game.
>>140345892Kelsey (bottom 2nd from right) looks elite Very attractive + tall (for a girl), dresses classy, went to Yale, has some finance job and already has diluted genes? Wife material but I bet she'd only entertain you if you were a millionaire at a minimum
>>140346084Go Wolves!
>TINGUS PINGUS
>>140346084Heat and Celtics fan btw
>>140346084LETS GO CELTICS
that paige bueckers espys speech has a whole new meaning after watching her black teammate eat her snatch
heat looks a lot better without jimmy
>>140345943If OKC are frauds and the West is so strong, then why is OKC the #1 seed?
>>140346084#DifferentHere
>Herro raising his trade value
Where the FUCK is tingus pingus?
>>140346084Get cancer kike tool.
The Heat will winIf anime has thought me something it’s that nothing beats the power of friendship. Not even against the greatest of adversities
>>140346159thats a euro in disguise
Jimmy isn't needed, ship him off for a shot blocker
Why is it always an us flag with the pathetic cuckposting?
>>140346155mavs fleeced yall
There's so much less spam when the Heat are being competitive. There would've been screencaps being posted if they were down 20. Inceltic is probably sweating right now.
>>140346084>t.
>>140346192VPNS
Well well well...Why if it isn't the consequences of my actions...
I see why Luka couldn't win with Porzingis now
>>140346084>BEAUTIFUL ANIMAL
FUCK YOUNO FLEXZONEFUCK YOU FUCK
>>140345892bro bagged a dolphins cheerleader
>>140346084Reminder a BBC cuck porn spammer was banned and a post defending the Celtics got deleted when he was banned.
>>140345926something tells me you and somebody who is matching with NFL cheerleaders in MIAMI (notorious place for having tons of hot chicks) and legit models aren't fishing in the same lake
what the fuck is wrong with celtics
>>140346128I don't think they would be shooting this well from the 3 if Jimmy and Rozier were thereThey have played better than they would have typically.
>>140346191Heat play better without Jimmy Bunz
>>140346207Wait for after the game bro. You'll get HeatGODs toasted if the Inceltics win.
>>140346225>TFW watching local miami heat stream and three don’t have cringe commercials
>>140346128imo the problem with jimmy is that he gets too many minutes and gets figured out
>>140346234whats your point?
>>140346241We did it last year. Have we forgotten already?
Bam lobs look so good.
Tatum disappearing as usual
GODRRO
Jaylen brown is too good for the celtics
UH OH STINKY CELSHARTS
AHHHHH REFS SAVE THE CELTICSSSSS
>>140346257He's old as shit and his only move is to foul-bait
AIEEEE SAVE ME REFFIES
Dammit herro I know your hot rn but dont overheat. Calm down and focus
Who can the heat trade butler for in the off season?
>leltics "super team" struggling at home to miami without ButlerYeah, Denvers winning it all again lmao
what happened to the poster count?
>jaylen clown actually popping off>celtics losing anyway4-1
HIGHGOD
yoooooooooooooooooo
>10lmao
HOLY SHIT BOSTON GETTING BTFODDDDDDDD
>>140346387butler for jaylen brown straight up
oh shit
IT'S HAPPENING
Boston BrosWhat the hell is happening?
>It was 80-70
Yup. Yup.
>>140346400>exposing yourself as a phoneposter
>>140346387Siakam fits heat well but pacers will probably max him
GET FUCKED YAH FAGS
Celtics looking like frauds my wolves will beat them or the Nuggets
>>140346428Boston Chokers
/nba/ is going to be something tonight if they pull this off.
why are the celtics eternal frauds?
>>140346400BaskinRobertsTrustFundBand
as a Celtics fan, this team is a total fraud
Cant believe you pathetic Boston cucks had the nerve to name your pathetic franchise after my people
hahahaha bostonhahahaha celtics
Imagine if Butler and Terry were healthy
>>140345699holy
>Celpigs now hiding behind posts about trading Jimmy
>Miami not collapsing in the 3rdThey just want it more.
>>140346361he got 5 steals and 19 points halfway through the 2nd quarter. It was some of the craziest shit I've seen
>>140346473I hope your wife gets fucked in her stinky mick asshole by a brown skin immigrant
>>140346456Superteam playing in shit conference never learn the art of clutch. Many such cases.
Just tuned in. How are the heat up 10?
>>140346456Anthony Edwards pulling an 06 D-Wade run really might happen
>>140346469rockin
Taking the heat +14.5 was easy money
>>140346456Wolves aren't going to shoot 60% from the 3 against the Cs like Heat are doing.This has nothing to do with C's being bad or frauds, heat are outperforming what any of your teams could do.
>>140346513Cope more you pathetic larping faggot
>>140346456Holy cope
>>140346523they scored more points
>>140346523Power of friendship
>>140346523Spamming 3 pointers like 2K sliders are up at maximum
>>140346468Tatum and Brown aren't "them", same as Booker, they are great 2nd/3rd option, not franchise players.
Imagine if the Heat actually beats Boston in 7
>DON'T LET US GET 1
>>140346523They are the eastern conference team of destiny.
this celtics coach refuses to take time outs
>>140346469>>140346528please someone explain this meme to me
kek what did I wake up to
>>140346592forced meme from one schizo on /tv/
>Tatum throws into a double team and stands at the 3 point line watchingNGMI
fucking hell get duncan out of the game I'm so sick of his shit
>>140346580I got posts in the archives talking about shit like this from last year.
>>140346570>implying boston can win 2 more games
>>140346608
>>140346617yes, it never changed
those are ass
>actually thinking my heat won’t blow the leadcome on now
>>140346605cram it fundie!
heat going up 10 and then immediately forgetting what got them there
How is an 8 seed beating a 1 seed? This virtually never happens.
>Silence
whys this spic so heavily pushed
>>140346681Nothing new
Who we chuckling at?
>>140346681tyler herro spam 3s?
>>140346701ur wiener
https://twitter.com/PerSources/status/1783296136830202048
>>140346580If you put mazzulas brain in a bird, it would start flying backwards
>>140346687Virtually.
>Typical Boston runHOLD THE LINE HEAT
>bam literally walking his screen until he gets a foulwhat
>>140346687the heat beat the 1st seed bucks just last year
>>140346701The spic. He keeps forcing the layup when he has Jrue sticking to him like a cheap suit.
>>140346745that was funny as hell im so glad i dont have a favorite in this one
>3 point shot>3 point shot>3 point shot>3 point shot>3 point shot>3 point shot>one fucking dunk
thank you tabrick
>every 50/50 call going boston's way
Taflop
This can't be happening...we're the best team ever fucking assembled. What the fuck is going on here.
>>140346805please
Should I regret not taking the moneyline bet on the Heat instead of the +15 points?
so did Tatum finally realize that he's bigger than all the heat players except Bam?
kekhttps://twitter.com/luckyglio/status/1782931891022102580
>drive to the basket >lose ball control and immediately look for a foul This is why I can never take niggas like Tatum and Luka seriously. Every superstar today that gets shoved down our throats is a crybaby with questionable ball skills.
>>140346805>He's the best player on the best team. He should be the MVP!
>>140346580blud thinks he's Phil
Tatum has started dunking which means he's actually trying hard now. It's over weapcels
>>140346805uhh look at the 3pm
Is Zendaya supposed to be hot
>Tabum>Gaylen>POORzingis>literally whue holiday?>random whiteboyFrauds. Bounced in 2nd round
NO FLEXZONE
>>140346837She’s stunning and frankly we’re here for it
does jamal murray have the biggest dick in the nba?
i cant believe how rigged this shit is why wouldnt bame chuck up a 3 other than to preserve his field goal percentage and/or be on the under/over threes attempted
If celtics lose this game i know for a fact its because silversteinberg wants his poster niggerchild jimmy butler in the finals I hope Miami collapses into the ocean and heat fans all perish in the carnage
>>140346826All except one
tatum is a fucking flopper
Wasn't it cute listening to Celcunts cry about Jimmy and the Heat flopping only for them to flop like faggots in the next game?*Ahem*The Celtroon cries out in pain as xhe strikes you.
>celtics can't even give larry a full statue
anyone have celtics green frog edits they wanna share?
>>140346845THEY KNOW BETTER THEY KNOW BETTER
>>140346850looks average to me
>>140346832Tatum will perform his disappearing act in the 4th like he has been doing all season. Brown is the only hope.
>>140346837lol no, absolute mid woman
>>140346860if boston loses it could have something to do with miami shooting a season high in 3s with an entire quarter to playbut also the celtics suckingadam is innocent
>>140346842derrick white is the most underrated dawg in the league
>heat draftslop giving the one of the best teams ever trouble Man whoever wins the west is just cruising to the finals
>>140346860L M A OMAO
Tabricks
>>140346860The fucking victim complex from Lakers and Celtics fans is insufferable. They get a 20+ ft advantage and cry that the refs rigged the game against them.
>Joe MazullaShould be a crime for Boston to have a dago coach
>>140346909>blatant fucking refball for heat FUCKING IDIOT
oh oh boston
jrue doing the dubious handles impression
>>140346869Jokic is legit. With my team (bulls) sucking in purgatory, him and the Nuggets are the only thing making me still watch.
>>140346927lolwut
hauser actually playing good defense
>TABRICKEDceltics completely shook
>>140346927WE ALL JUST SAW TATUM FLOP RIGHT IN FRONT OF THE REF AND IT GET CALLED AS AN OFFENSIVE FALL AGAINST DUNCAN.FUCKING IDIOT.
why do the refs always protect bawwston
daaaam tatum feeling DANGEROUS
why is van retardy pretending like the heat havent been the best team in the east the last four years
>>140346842Nvm. Bounced in the 1st round
Celtics wtf is wrong with yall? Struggling to beat a play-in team without their best player is part of the reason nobody takes yall seriously. Mazzula should've been shitcanned after last season. Yall kept him, & yall about to do the same fucking thing again. If not vs the heat then the Pacers or Knicks are gonna getchu. Forget about the finals, from what I've seen, nuggies or wuffs would utterly eviscerate yall. Don't even pretend yall gonna get another ring till yall at least have a real coach.
>>140346837Zendaya reminds me of a cute Cambodian prostitute I fucked one time
SILVER ACTIVATE THE MAGNETS FOR BOSTON
chuck
>media faggots tried to paint Tatum as an MVP when they were beating up on lottery teams
>tatum\I see tatum still can his usual disappearing act in the fourth
one and done bricksteam is soft as fuck
>>140346966Reminder.
>>140346951>bulls fanI'm so sorry for you bro. No clue what the fuck the owners are doing giving Derozan that contract, do they actually think they can compete with Vucevic, Rozan and Coby white?
>>140346927>t.retard
>>140347012what are you saying? butler got fouled
.
>>140346976Damn, the last good team from the east were actually the 2019 raptors with Kahwi.
>>140347007trademarked
taybum will retire without a ring
>>140347025caruso the only one with a ring kek
>>140347034I think he was agreeing with you. Look for the reffie in the back.
>Heat 3pt- 20-37 54.1%> Celtics 3pt- 10-28 35.7% Is this the thing that matters most in basketball now?
Adam Silver is fucking rigging the east to set up for a New York Knicks finals. You're seeing it on full display here
>>140346991She reminds me of Giannis with make-up.
>>140347038KONNICHIWA
No bigger frauds than the heat
>>140347034Look at the refs face when Jimmy makes the bucket.
>>140347025Derozan is way better than Lavine. They maxed that bum and he's missed 40% of his games.
>>140347076yes, the sport is shit now
>>140346991that's a man
>>140347070Caruso is alright but he needs to be a rotation option.
>>140347076Curry's inspirational dont you know?
hating aside, tatum and brown did their jobs todaythey just needed tingus pingus to not go 1/9
>>140347108I'm saying they shouldn't have offered either big contracts. Blow that shit up because now the team has no real future for ages
>>140347082Don't ever talk about my queen like that
>>140347104>Look at the refs face when Jimmy makes the bucket.whoa what the fuck was that? whats the context of this particular call? Is that one of the refs who got booted?
where dis Tabust nigga at?dis ur new Kobe?
GET KEVIN LOVE ON THE FLOOR
>>140347025It's bleak. They can't really blow it up and have to navigate a lot of things. I just hope that they can trade Zach Lavine to clear up some space and draft a decent player or two. I would kill for a big guy who can offer more rim protection.
Bam is playing like the star he's supposed to be.
>heat have to shoot 60% to be winning by single digitsceltgods in 5
rapties in 3
fucking duncan cant defend
>>140347076>Lakers 3pt: 13/30 43.3%>Nuggets 3pt: 8/34 23.5% >101-99 No, just don't have a bunch of frauds that need the three to win like the Celtics.
how does Spo always beat the celtics even if his 2 best players are missing and the celtics are yet again by far the #1 seed
Man, if there's one guy you want to guard it's Derrick White.
>Imagine being the #1 Seed>Imagine drawing a Heat team without Jimmy and Scary Terry>Imagine potentially going back to Miami with the series 1-1Couldn't be me.
middies still matter
Heat won’t shoot like this again. Celtics in 5.
>thats the celtic way drive it in and spray it outthis nigga gay as fuck
>tingus pingusheat's got this
I have never seen anyone with physiognomy like Derrick White
ermmmm celticsisters??
>Celtics and Heat set franchise record for threes back to back gamesKek
H A K E Z
You have got to be kidding, they can't miss
>>140347169Tatum is the false mamba. Jamal Murray, the maple mamba, is the true heir of Kobe.
WHY CANT I HANDLE ALL THESE THREEEES
God if they lose the series against a Heat team without Butler... lmao>>140347034Like the others said, the ref
the general is gonna be even more unusable than usual
I can't tell if the celtics are the meme team or if the heat are
eye flop
the spo black magic
Free my nigga derrick white. Send him back to San Antonio. He doesn't deserve this kind of humiliation
>>140347257Not really. Inceltic is going to go into hiding so he won't spam.
>>140347262the celtics definitelyTHE meme team
fuck joe mazzula fucking retard sperg coaching an nba team. the celtics have gotten their record solely off of sheer talent
OWIE OUCHIE MY EYE
Celtics don't have heart
>>140347287idiot
>Porzingis 1/9Wizards fleeced these bums
>>140347076When you are the worse team or are down personnel, memechucking is a legitimately good strategy. If you get hot you can win any game despite a talent deficit.
>>140347262Heat are a meme and I still don't think they'll win this series because I don't think this shooting is remotely sustainable. But the Celtics are having every single one of their flaws exposed hard right now. They better pray someone else deals with the Nuggets because if they have to play them in the finals they will lose in 5.
>>140347217Nah Celshits are gonna win this. They'll get a random run and all their faggot fans will forget they almost dropped one to Bam and a bunch of scrubs.
>>140347304Do they have soul or dog?
>>140347305We don't sign our posts here.
>>140347257The main poster right now is the inceltic samefagging to the jimmy knee injury pic
>>140347262>Lose every year despite at worst a top 5 roster You tell me
these heat would beat the '98 bulls
The celtics are badly losing the story of this game.
This game might be a multi-dimensional rig...How can we be certain it's not?
>>140347315Mazulla is that you posting during the game?
Wanna hear a joke? Boston Celtics
you are all whiny faggot retards. Lakers are going to win it all anyways
>>140347248Based
>>140347284>2 years away from WembySad.
Holy shit, I just turned on the game.Miami buck breaking Boston once again.Holy shit. Smeltics fans on suicide watch.
>>140347354This!
>7 nation army REMIX YOU KNOOOOW BETTER
Celtics in 5. Heat literally shot a franchise records for threes + lots of fouls weren’t being called. I’m not moved. Also Celtics play like shit and only are down 9. Celtics in 5.
>>140347354KEK
>>140347315it would certainly help to play a modicum of defense
>>140347328it is ridiculous they get tatum for 30m this year and next year. brown is 30m this year as well.the biggest reason i seethe at boston is the ridiculous contracts they managed to jew out.
>>140347323They got Derrick White who is Dog incanate. The one guy on this team who scares me. Jaylen Brown is like half mutt dog, so Heat have to be careful, but he's got weaknesses.
>>140347354Win it all? Have they tried winning a single game yet?
>>140347373That's fine but not sweeping this team is sad.
>if we just give up every open look, eventually the other team will miss their threes>no we shouldn't drive to the basket even though we have a height advantage. Just keep chucking more threes and hoping for fouls The Celtics insult me as a basketball fan.
>>140347231Derrick white comes from Antediluvian Tartarian stock, humans are like ants to him
Ideally the Heat win this series but all heat fans die of heart attacks at the same time so I don't have to deal with their crowing.
>>140347354>Ham is beefing with AD They are getting blown out in G3.
What happened to zingus? is he sick?
>>140347354>Lakers aI'm sorry I will have to miss the ass beating Denver puts on them tomorrow cuz I'll be watching Mad Mel in the draft spectacular.
>>140347381both those dawgless bums are worth half that
>>140347334It's truly a win/win for us HeatCHADs. We could lose and it wouldn’t matter because everyone else has seen the fraudulent behavior. Horse is out of the barn or Pig in this situation
JJJ is a dawg
how is porzingus -33 in an 11 point game
>>140347315it's a decent strategy for one game, but it's hard to memechuck your way to 4 victories in a series.
ADEBAYOOOOO
>tingus pingus
giving us crackas a bad name out here
>>140347405>Beefing with the guy who gave all that heart last gameWtf? LA is a sick place to play.
>>140347373I agree, BUT you are missing something REALLY important.When their back are against the wall, they usually choke.Losing against the Heat again, after their season, without Butler, that's a lot on the shoulders of a choke team.They better win this.
>>140347421He is white
REFS SAVE US
nice travel by tatum
>>140347441white is him. trust.
>>140347437It is. It has the legacy but that's all they have these days. Legitimately one of the most poorly run teams in the modern NBA.
>>140347329KWAB
>>140347453so is herro
what is this gay ass low energy celtics hype video
how many vietnam fucking shits are going to die tonight?
>live by the 3, die by the 3They are no different from the Antoine Walker celtics. Only the Warriors get away with this
>>140347503herro is an honarary nigger
so cool how they play a lil basketball game between the commercials
This is stressful bros....
>>140347512You can put me down for 2
how the fuck are the Heat hitting EVERYTHING
Fucking streams. why did they work better 3 years ago than they do now
CELTICS SUCK DICK
>Tatum doing EVERYTHING to get a foul and failinglmao
Caleb 3 was damn near a dagger
LFG
anons will see that celtics defensive strat and say miami won't shoot this well again
>>140347533That dude was literally wide open. What do you mean why are they hitting everything? Have the Celtshits tried playing defense?
GAYTUM LMAO
>>140347437AD has gotta get out of their man. He's just going to be crucified to save LeLegacy after he's a net negative in the 4th quarter with the statpadding hero ball.
>losing at home
WELP nothin to do but jack up 3s hoping to win like its game 4 2022 again
THIS YALL TOP TEAM?
>ball was going in>Zingus knocks it outLOL
They’re actuallly gonna do it Those sons of bitches are gonna do it
>>140347567OKC will make a surprise trade for him when Lebron runs away again
4th quarter tatum is pathetically bad.
This is very funny
celtics script when they're down in the 4th>bricks>refffsss>turnover>reffffsss>bricks>bricks
the Miami feet
absolute state of incelticall this while getting the whistle too
D A W GAWG
celtics chip?kek they might not even make it out the east
1st offensive rebound for game with a minute lefthilarious, ngmi
RETARDED ASS PINGUS
what IS true however is that tingus pingus won't have THIS bad of a game again
refball kino into celshart comeback?
DAWG
>>140347559THIS THIS THIS THISTHE CELTICS ARE FUCKING RETARDS GIVING UP WIDE OPEN LOOKS EVERY TIMEFUCKING 2ND DEFENSE DOESN'T PRACTICE BASIC DEFENSE t. annoyed neutral fan
This team has no fucking chance of beating Denver man.
AHHHH SAVE US REFSSS
>>140347609first round knockout like yawnis into "nooooo the season was secretly a success" part 2
told you niggas, if porzingis and white aren't carrying these cats ain't winning shit.
Jaylen Brown is not a good player
>>140344122LMAO
jaylen brown is a turd
>>140347630Why is the denver the only non meme team in the whole league other than like, maybe the Timberwolves?
obviously a scouting game by mozzarella figured the heat defense and will bootyblast these queers by+50 the rest of the series
crowd is shook
ref job incoming
>*Flops*Nice offense Celshits
It's fucking over
>>140347663I like the Mavs
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
>Celtics retreatkekkekkek
oh no no they're leaving
why do people rate jayson tatum?
>-14.5
>leaving earlyoh no no no
Only 1 game thread huhLmao I thought this was a heat board
>fans leaving already lol
>fans in boston leaving early
>>140347663because all the other teams are frankenstein monster "supermeme" abominations thanks to "the goat" and kevin durant ring chasing
>>140347680nibbles
>White misses It's actually over
INCELTIC XIRS THIS CANT BE HAPPENING
HEATCHADS WE EATIN'
Stan calling the fans pussies will always amuse me
OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BOSTON FANS NEVER LEAVE EARLLYYYBYE BYEEEE
time for 3 consecutive 3s off of steals
>schizo post for a month straight>just to lose in the 1st round to butler less heatLmfao
I'm not even a little surprised lmao. Celts in 6.
if porzingis or white get injured im not sure celtics is winning another game
>fans in Boston
>fans in shartonOh no no no!
what a bad look by boston fansI thought you guys were good fans
CELTICS ARE F R A U D S
Heat in 7
>nooooo you HAVE to stay and watch the last minute that takes 45 minutes
>>140347762heatbros i kneel
no no no
Let's go, Heeeeat (Timberwolves fan, btw. But fuck Boston)
>>140347778based on this game the only way the celtics win another game is if porzingis does get injured
I fear the Leltics are destined to not win anything while JB and JT are the leaders there
Imagine losing to a team without their alpha DAWG.
>>140347785Kill yourself, spic. At least we're white.
>>140347821i'm poor as fuck i certainly would stay. maybe check seats for change and food.
>>140347663Nuggets, Mavs, Timberwolves all play basketball the right way because they know building a super team is pure luck and that shooting an insane number of threes isn't sustainable unless you have prime Steph and Klay.
I apologize to Herro.
Zingus had 6 points today if you think thats happening again I have a bridge to sell you
yikes
https://twitter.com/DimeUPROXX/status/1661058349838876696
>>140347854the fact hes even in the building sent celshits into a panic attack
>>140347663All other teams have no real offensive structure compared to Denver. Jokic/Murray PnR is better, more efficent gameplay plan than Celtics whole offensive book.
haha celtics STINK
herro is the blackest player on the nets
>Verification not required
>>140347976Yeah, Denver has sets that can theoretically get anyone involved. Derrick White gets ignored when the bums iso.
Dawg bros we so back. Herro dawg status?
pffttHAHAHAHAHA
>Miami fans dont leave early because they never arrive
>>140348031Certified canid DAWG
kek
if Brown and Tatum are your two best players you will never win a championship
>>140348125lmao how much was the bet? Ballsy (or dumb) by shaq to go with a spread like that
>>140348088>ARF!WOOF!>ARF!WOOF!>ARF!WOOF!>ARF!WOOF!>ARF!WOOF!>ARF!WOOF!>ARF!WOOF!>ARF!WOOF!>ARF!WOOF!>ARF!WOOF!>ARF!WOOF!>ARF!WOOF!>ARF!WOOF!>ARF!WOOF!>ARF!WOOF!>ARF!WOOF!>ARF!WOOF!>ARF!WOOF!>ARF!WOOF!>ARF!WOOF!>ARF!WOOF!>ARF!WOOF!>ARF!WOOF!>ARF!WOOF!>ARF!WOOF!>ARF!WOOF!
DAWGS
>>140343698>celtics lol
>>140349068Kek
>talking to a 5'2 girl with giant fucking titties and an actual personality>new job starting in a few weeks>turn on the TV and see the celtics lost to the heat by 10 without Butler even playing at homefucking kekaroni, what a good wed my dudes
>>140350690>5'2 girlyou're gonna have manlets, you need a big bitch
>>140350832but my weiner would look giant anon
>>140350690Life feeling truly blessed. Glad you’re up anon.
