I won.
Tatum is the Clayton Kershaw of basketball.
Just woke up, heard that the Ltics lost to Caleb Martin again kek
WHERE the FUCK is weapschizo at??
OH NO NO NOhttps://vocaroo.com/14KariNxcHrt
>Heat play better without Jimmy Butlerit's officially dialogue time
Thoughts?
I warned you all. As long as the Heat still have Bam, they can execute late game. All their other players can score, and they're one of the best defenses. This team won't go out easy.
>>140348137
LET'S GO HEAT!
>>140348112Best OP this general has seen all year
It's time.
HeatGODs won.Boston has been brutally exposed. NOBODY is scared of this Inceltics team.
Do >you think Zingus is going to get 6 points again? In Miami, with no fans? Lucky you got one
LGTSS>celshits
>>140348112LFG NIGGGAAAAAAA
DAWG bros we so back
>>140348112Bulgaria-sama....AISlop-sama....I kneel
>>140348193
I need a HerroI'm holding out for a Herro 'til the end of the nightHe's gotta be strong, and he's gotta be fastAnd he's gotta be fresh from the fightI need a HerroI'm holding out for a Herro 'til the morning lightHe's gotta be sure, and it's gotta be soonAnd he's gotta be larger than lifeLarger than life
dawgpost away
sowhere do the celtics go from here?rebuild?
This guy is a rookie, went into his first playoffs against the best record in the league and he's playing his ass off. DAWG status?
Why does Tatum suck as a Kobe disciple? Is he Kobe’s worst student?
>>140348154They still gotta blow this shit up. It's clear that Miami and all the eastern teams can't beat whoever wins on the west.
>>140348221Perrito
Game 3 will decide the series. Either the Celtics get back on track or they collapse entirely.
>highest paid player in NBA history>lose to scrubs
>>140348224They're not blowing it up, just going to trade for hopefully Mitchell. Lucky for Miami that their players are currently raising their trade value.
>>140348221He's alright I guess
Kek the celshits will always celshits and that will never ever change :)
GEAUX PELS
>>140348211they have to execute the entire organisation and start from scratch
REMINDER: These are the top 5 players in the league RIGHT NOW.Donte DiVincenzoTyler HerroLuka DoncicNikola JokicJosh Giddey
>>140348221Based Adam Driver
>Heat fans think 53% 3pt and a 7'4 guy scoring 6 points are both sustainable
>>140348211They split the eastern conference into north and south to ensure that they can only match heat in conference finals
>>140348189>you think Miami can sustain this shooting?I heard this last year.
>>140348266Josh Hart is the best player in the league ATM, maybe the best ever
>>140348161>"""""Fans""""" quiting like their team did with time still on the clock>Do you know what a Celvomit's pride is worth? NOTHING!
>games 3 and 4 in MiamiOhnononono
>>140348266>no Siakam
Does highest seed always play lowest seed per round or are the brackets already set in stone and they just go with that?
Just got back from work and LMAOOOOOOOOOOO how the fuck did the Celtics lose?????? What a fucking joke of a conference
>>140348266Josh Giddey had sex with season 1 stranger things Millie-Bobby-Brown
>>140348236Perrote
Big Valbowski working little chetty
>>140348266
THEY GOT THAT DAWG IN EEM!
Celshits decided to start their postseason cratering early, huh? Very considerate on their part.
>>140348223Booker is the worst. all of kobe's students are bad except for kyrie and he's questionable. makes you wonder how great of a teacher kobe really was....
.
So our teams are the heat and the thunder (except giddy) right?
>>140348324spicy p is white?
>I'm just not sure about Jayson Tatum
>>140348223Booker is pretty bad too
>>140348338Chetty can't handle the girth and tonnage
>>140348223Shooker was also a Kobr disciple. Shooker and Tabum are kinda similar in that they both have talent/skill but you can't count on them when you need to win.
>>140348326Set in stone. Winner of 1-8 plays winner of 4-5. Winner of 2-7 plays winner of 3-6.
>>140348368>and the thunderI cant support his zesty ass team
>the GOAToh shit, I'll watch your game now
The name shai is pronounced “shy” not “shay” I do not care what he or his parents say
the regular season really doesnt mean anything does it
I WILL POST DAWGS AND INCELTIC WILL SEETHE (IF HE HASN"T AN HERO YET)
its over for boston
>>140348282Did you watch the game, stupid? I suppose asking a Celturd this is a stupid question, lmao. We were giving him shots on fucking Herro in order to eliminate the 3 point line.
>>140348359Maybe I'm fucking blind, but I see nothing from Kobe in Tatum
Who here /vibing/ right now?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_q0z5c8eQa4
>>140348410>le redditvoice radio announcer man
>>140348434ball knowers have always said this
>>140348211Winning 2 in Miami then celebrating the series win on our home court.
FOR ALL THE DAWGS
>a historic offense was just held below 100 points at home to a Jimmyless HeatGrim.
>>140348435It's time brother.
So is it now confirmed that Bulgaria schizo is really from Bulgaria? He must be sleeping right now, otherwise he would be spamming the absolute shit out of the general.
>>140348338Valenseeno-owsauce
>>140348434When 20 teams make the playoffs no lol it doesn’t
Who else is fasting to stay under that 10% bodyfat? I recommend carbonated mineral water to keep yourself satiated. Heat nation we up niggah
>best record in league>out in first roundbet celtics fans thought this was finally the year
lakers ingram era was kino. remember watching them beat the red hot warriors one time as a huge underdog
>>140348466being a poor decision maker.
>>140348451Did YOU watch the game?
Shit coaching is once again the majority reason the Celtics lose in the yoffs. What they need to do is go full run and gun 3s. It's literally their only chance to win the chip and they have maybe the best team ever at chucking 3s. They need to take 50+ 3s per game. Everyone can chuck 3s on this team and only Horford can't do it off the dribble. They are literally capable of doing this, they did it against milwaukee 2 years ago.
>>140348282The only thing sustainable is the celtics folding in the playoffs every year
>>140348533Imagine when he wakes up and sees what transpired.
>Celtics regular season home winning percentage - 90%>Celtics post season home winning percentage - 50%
>552>No actual argument.Celtroons know absolutely nothing about ball.
Playoff Tatum doesn't exist
>>140348480> I post a DAWG> leltics fans refresh the thread> they cope > they seetheIT'S THE CIRCLE OF DAWGS
>>140348558>muh coaching>Just get your 3s, bros!kek
Heatfags are insufferable. Hope they lost Game 3 and 4 in their house when the fans start leaving the arena
Wake up to your destiny, Inceltic.
>623"I believe my team will shoot 53% 3p and theyll be no adjustments"
>>140348558> the best team ever at chucking 3sthis didn't work out for them in 2022. they are not the Warriors and they never will bethey should change the rules so 3-pointers are 2.5-pointers because its out of control with everyone trying to copy steph
>>140348282tatum coinflips 8 threes every game, that's not sustainable.
>>140348600>>Celtics regular season home winning percentage - 90% best in the league >>Celtics post season home winning percentage - 50% worst in the league
>the Heat won't shoot this good again!I remember when Bucks fans said the same thing. Could be true, but I thought it would be true last year aswell.
>>140348533Well now you’ve summoned him
>>140348547carbonated water is based. the ancient greeks drank it.
boston is filled with a bunch of pussies
>650>STILL no actual argumentSee?
Heat posters, even at their cringiest, are still infintely more soulful than the most based Celtic poster
>>140348635ROOF!>ROOF!ROOF!>ROOF!ROOF!>ROOF!ROOF!>ROOF!ROOF!>ROOF!ROOF!>ROOF!ROOF!>ROOF!ROOF!>ROOF!ROOF!>ROOF!ROOF!
Whether or not the Heat shoot well is irrelevant. Celtics are /weakmind/ and are afraid of the Heat
>>140348547Taking a break from arguing with Heatbros to say yea mineral water is good af. Small meals throughout the day to keep metabolism up and insulin down is good too. Insulin spikes make the body hold onto fat.
JirenCHAD is manifesting another Boston Blunder as we speak
>>140348718Meanwhile HeatGODs are NOT afraid of the Inceltics KWAB.I said all year they were frauds and not scary and the entire thread called me a schizo and called me a thread cancer.HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
>Aiiieeeee! Save me Pingus!
>>140348711Is that a cry for help whenever your poorly made house starts collapsing?
Ok back to it. 708 kill yourself, Porzingus is not going to get 6 again, hes going to get fouled or shoot 3s like he has been all season. Tatum is going to be passing more since Bam is on him and since Bam is on him Miami will lack size on pretty much everyone else.
What Ive been saying all this timw bombston?Imagine not sweeping a Jimmyless Heat!?Just blow your team up
like how do you have THAT much fucking talent and lose to an 8th seed without their TWO best scorers?this team is SO fucking frustratingly bitchmade
>>140348750You are a thread cancer but the Celtics do be frauds KEK
>766AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
>>140348750who's the Celtics daddy?
>>140348755AARRURF!>AARRURF!AARRURF!>AARRURF!AARRURF!>AARRURF!AARRURF!>AARRURF!AARRURF!>AARRURF!AARRURF!>AARRURF!AARRURF!>AARRURF!AARRURF!>AARRURF!AARRURF!>AARRURF!AARRURF!>AARRURF!AARRURF!>AARRURF!AARRURF!>AARRURF!AARRURF!>AARRURF!AARRURF!>AARRURF!AARRURF!>AARRURF!AARRURF!>AARRURF!
>>140348635Boston is a shitty road team, they won all their regular season games at home. They lost to Charlotte on the road
If Miami wins Game 3 the Celtics will be officially mindbroken just like last season.
Boston Celtics? more like KWABSTON SMELLDICKS
My nigga Tabum just needs more help
>>140348338Shame this Work horse will still get swept>>140348470https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XMLiIAnC4Kw>>140348754Lol
>>140348816They might already be mindbroken. It's going to be interesting to see. Suddenly this series is interesting.
>>140348476shut up newfag
>>140348434And only the last quarter of the game matters
>>140348754photoshop a brown stain in there
>>140348817>doesnt speak DAWGneither do the Smelltics.
>1st seed>lose at home in the 1st roundBoston is a farce
>>140348841>sweptnaw, Pels taking at least 1 home game. Probably 2. OKC ain't built like that.
>>140348817BARK!>BARK!BARK!>BARK!BARK!>BARK!BARK!>BARK!BARK!>BARK!BARK!>BARK!BARK!>BARK!BARK!>BARK!BARK!>BARK!BARK!>BARK!BARK!>BARK!BARK!>BARK!BARK!>BARK!BARK!>BARK!BARK!>BARK!BARK!>BARK!BARK!>BARK!
I thought AI slopper/Jirenposter and DAWGposter were the same person but the post rate is showing otherwise... wtf
>>140348223Jamal Murray is the true Kobes disciple. Taytum is a faker posing as one but he doesn't put in the work or understand the way of the mamba.
>>140348739We don't require a garland of roses for every victory. I'm just trying to clear these Halls of the CelFILTH infestation.
>>140348912Whole Pack out tonight
Please Z come back and smash these zoomers I'll do anything please
INCELTICSISSIES?!?!? WE WANTED THE HEAT WTF IS GOING ON?!?!?!?
>heat in 5
>>140348912AI slopper/Jiren is the same guy. Dawgposter is someone else.
So it's gonna be Heat/Nuggies finals again?
>>140348951Aint no way theyre winning is Boston again. Heat in 6
>Celtic fans talking about how Zingus won't score that low again not realizing he's a playoff fraud himself
FIELDS NEED NOT REPLY
Shitposting aside losing to a injured heat team is fucking embarrassing especially at home,I still have Celtics in Maybe 6 but they aren't winning the chip
>>140348912It was yet again another Celtroon lie.
>AD says Lakers looked lost last nightTrue. They didn't hit one lob out of the pick n roll. Constant kick outs for no return.>Darvin Ham goes into the media to deny this and say they have good coaching and were well organized.LMAO. Get AD outta this franchise. Someone told me they were fueding and I couldn't believe it. WTFFFFFFFFF.
>>140348997to be fair they were never gonna beat Jokic
>>140348223Of al the Kobe disciples Tatum is easily the most fraudulent. At least Dbook is the clear leader of the team. Weak clutch gene.
*Ahem*Shall we begin?>celstench
Trade Ingram and CJ I've seen enough
Is he right?
heat fans are annoying faggots, but watching shitston shit itself again is too much fun to watch.
DAWGS NEVER QUITAND FELIDS NEVER WIN-Vince DAWGbardi
>>140349118Actual kino image.
>>140348970oh boy I can't wait for another unwatchable, lowest rated finals
>best record in the nba>just to choke it away in the first roundLEMAO
that Publix commercial holy fuck they should be open 24 hours
>>140349117Eat a dick faggot we'rre still gonna win thst shit in 5. The pressure in now on them to keep shooting like the prime wariors.
So who wins, Pelichads or Thundercucks?
NO FLEXZONE
>>140349148>those fucked up earswhy do niggas do this to their dawgs, look at the pain in his eyes
>>140349178>we'rre still gonna win thst shit in 5.IF
Heat vs Celtics is the only series making history right now. Celtics set a playoff franchise record amount of threes in game one and Heat did the same in game 2.
>>140348997I knew they were frauds when >my Pacies beat them in the IST. If you can out memechuck them, you can beat them on any given night. Porzingis and White both shot 4-8 from 3PT in game 1. How often are they both gonna do that? Guard the perimeter and outmatch their 3s.
any dawgs out tonight? arapaho reporting in
>Seriously Boston? I don’t want the Heat in the finals again get your shit together
>>140349184JV, Jose, Naji, Trey and Herb will show incredible grit and team play while Ingram and CJ chuck away every possession and Zion pretends like he'll come back from injury. Thunder in 5 if I was a betting man.
>>140349225See you in the conference finals, PaceGOD.
>The pressure in now on them
I always believed in Tyler Herro btw
>>140349156ratings went up in last years finals lol
Cel______
Grim
>>140349178>we'rre>thst>wariorsHeatGODs broke em
>we got Westbrook poster spamming his >lakesharts posts AND dawg poster spamming his pit bull postsyeah im thinking /nba/ is back
>>140349264damn. I remember that game. Good memories. My boy PG needs to come back home. Finish his career here.
I just know betchad is smiling rn.
>>140349305celPIGS
>Couper Moorhead@CoupNBA·41mMiami now has four playoff games in the past two seasons with 50% shooting from three...against Boston.No other team has more than one...against anyone.
>Jimmy is shitpostingKWAB
>>140349401HE GOT DAT DAWG IN EEM!
>>140349401fuck you beat me to it
>>140349401lmao
>>140349401Right on time
>>140349401>Astrally projecting his DAWG into the hearts of the Celtics KEEKAROOOOO
>>140349397I mean objectively speaking Bozolla is the worst coach in the league and has no idea what he's doingHe is blessed beyond measure to have such an utterly stacked roster to carry him through the regular season without him ever needing to do anything, but when he actually has to used whatever iota of intelligence that exists in that Singularity he calls a brain to adjust in the playoffs, he can't.
OKC suddenly not looking like frauds
>>140349438Big Val dropped 11 on him in the first 4 minutes. Sit down, zoomer.
>>140349492There were people unironically talking about him for coach of the year
>>140349397Thats kinda crazy actually.
>>140349282yeah went up only 11.64still lowestmany such cases
>>140348112>Smelltics can't even sweep the Heat's rotting corpse>Gianpiss is hurt and coached by Doc Rivers>Emsneed is already literally unironically crying and they've played 2 games>Knicks are the KnicksFor fuck's sake. Just give whoever comes out of the west the trophy. These finals are going to be a joke
Hey my little celshit, post some of those screenshots from past playoff series wins against my rapties again. Maybe it will make you feel better.
>>140349501Naw, they'll fraud it up next round.
https://twitter.com/Ryan_Cortes/status/1783317061680128186
>BAWBston celshits
Reminder that the ECF is already confirmed KNICKS vs CAVALIERS
>>140349585Why the fuck do you care about ratings? Am I on /pw/?
>>140349397It's almost like you shouldn't give good shooters wide open shots or something. Celtics really do need better coaching. The guy doesn't understand defensive adjustments.
>>140349650>doubting the HeatI called Nugz Heat rematch last year. Still standing by it.
>>140349650Shit I meant to say Heat vs Pacers.
>>140349650IF
>>140349517your stinky eurotrash is letting a rookie look like wilt chamberlain
>>140349650Cavaliers are not a good team
>>140349659bringing up ratings is a plea from a team to the refs to fix the game for them to win
>>140349696Dude is literally a backup center. Chet is supposed to be next goat big man.
lmao
>>140349748that was not my point nor was it yours
>>140348581Few of us will ever know such joy as bulgariaschizo will on this day
>>140349724Which is more than enough to make it to the ECF to be swept by the Knicks who will be swept by the Nuggets
>2018
>>140349776>swept by the NuggetsHave you seen playoffs Josh Hart? He might make Jokic cry
Literally lmaoing at how assblasted celtshits fans are. The heat own the east. Get fucked. Toppest of keks
>>140349748kek
Playoff Jayson doesn't exist
holy shit OKC are the most fun team in the entire league
The more things change the more they stay the same.
Shaq is so fucking basedhttps://twitter.com/NBAonTNT/status/1783311867215032784
>>140349814That's true, Gayson Shartbum disappears entirely in the 'yoffs
>>140349674It's hard to adjust to the Heat outside shooters since they got Bam in the midrange. Boston doesn't really have the personnel. Denver let Bam go off and ran them off the perimeter... but that's Denver.Trading for Porzingis really didn't do anything. You still got 5 guys on the court, and the Bums are going to get the touches when it matters to fumble it.Running up the score during the regular season is not "Building good habits".
>>140349356KEKKERO
Anyone got clip of Tatum saying theres no Playoffs Tatum?
>>140349852>It's hard to adjust to the Heat outside shooters They are one of the WORST offensive team in the league WITHOUT THEIR TWO BEST SCORERSwhat the FUCK do you mean hard to adjust
>>140349853BASED
>>140349852>Boston doesn't really have the personnelUnserious post by an unserious person, Boston is one of the best defensive teams in the league. And deepest.They have the personnel. They don't have the IQ.
>>140349888>This againBro Miami is built different. If you still think they can't score because you watched some regular season games then you're retarded.They were in the finals last year with everyone saying the same stupid shit you are.
>>140349884
>>140349798
>>140349888trips of truth. ignore that mutt. celshitters are the second most insufferable fanbase in this league next to lakersfags, and there is a grand canyon between them and third place
>>140349909they got to the finals because they1. faced the celtics with 0 adjusting (and heart) just like this year2. Butler went off in the early roundslike damn nigga did you even watch
>>140349762Literally laughed out loud when I opened this image.
>>140349928And they'll do it again this year because the REAL reason Miami is so dangerous is Bam Adebayo and crisp rotations.
>>140349946lmao bro the celtics are just giving them open 3sand they don't got butler to go off against the bucks and knicks againi'd bey theyd beat the celtics but further than that they're cooked
>>140349961Fine, you'll see. I'll remain the only one standing when the finals are Denver Miami once again. 2 best teams in the league.
Perhaps the East is just full of frauds?
>>140349956>fans in Boston?
dubs and SGA wins MVP
So which will shit on the Celtics even if they get to the finals besides the Nuggets?
>holmgren with 20 and SGA with 16>maaaaaan SGA
who is this cute black girl? I would like to BEAN her with my spic cock
>>140349961>the buckslul
I don't think Joe was watching the same game.
I think the Nugs, Wolves, Clips, Lakes, Mavs, and the Thun would beat the Celtics in a 7 game series.
>>140350105>the fakers
>>140350091On the one hand I want to get mad about this retard being the head coach but on the other hand grown ass adults with nearly a decade of experience in the NBA like Tatum, Brown and Porzingis should not need someone to tell them to block people taking threes instead of watching after poorly executed double switches.Dudes at the Y have better defensive awareness than them.
Does LeBron have more rings if he stayed with Spo and Pat Riley?
>>140350161Probably not? They really needed Kyries ability to beat the Warriors in 2016. Maybe in 2015 they do? Bosh still gets heart aids so that's an issue.
>>140350105Agreed. Celshits have been having problem with 76ers let that sink in
>>140350161Probably yes if he traded Bosh and Wade for a good rebuilt roster
The most exciting thing about the playoffs this year aside from the team I like having a chance to win it all is knowing the Celtics will get eliminated in the 2nd or 3rd round
I can't believe he did this.
HERRGOD
>>140350011
>>140350149Bro the Celtics lost to the Lakers without LeBron and AD playing this year. I hate the Lakers but they would rape the Celshits.
>>140350239He would never move with that amount of zest.
>>1403501611. who gives a shit? you lebron aspies are obsessed with forcing the most boring NBA discussions imaginable2. outside of lebron and fucking mario chalmers, that heat team was cooked by the time he got out of there
>>140349178my point proven
>>140350241Their father showed up too
>>140350266>>140350149It's more of an indictment of the Celtics than praise for the Lakers. The WCF are gonna be the real Finals this year.
>>140349114no. he chokes more in the playoffs.
>>140350266>one regular season gameand the celtics beat every team in the NBA aside from the nuggies this season
>Tatum we're down at home to a Heat team missing two of their starters we need you!>meanwhile Jayson Tatum:
Is Holiday a fraud bum?
OUR hero. Imagine a world without this man.
>>140350161Doubt they get Bam or Jimmy if Bron stays. Would have to acquire talent via LeGM tactics or by pulling a David Robinson injury tank.
>>140350313>this yearhas been for the last decade
>>140350346Except in 2016, 2019 and 2021.
>>140350346look dude the eastern conference has been complete ass cheddar the past 25 years, but an Eastern team has won 5 of the last 12 titles
Incelticbros…. How do we respond without sounding mad
>>140350418Impossible
Man teams without a mid-range game are just hard to watch. When 3 doesn't hit and they can't do anything else when a tall center stands under the rim.
>>140350418You say ggs and wait til the next game
Pelicans beat the kings for this?
>>140350446this is one of the reasons why OKC is so fun to watch
>>140350418We literally can't. Even if the Celtics win this series, and that's a big IF, they clearly don't have what it takes to win the finals. I'll really die without seeing Jayson Tatum win the finals and even worse my parents will bury me under my birth name.
>>140350332>or by pulling a David Robinson injury tank.It must have sucked being a fan of a bad team in the 90s. Everyone knew Duncan would be a GOAT but then a 60 win team from the previous year tanks to get him. I wonder why the Spurs weren't investigated for this. I don't have a good comparison for this. Also the Spurs only lost 2 games in the '99 playoffs. Kinda wish the Bulls were still there. >>140350388>2021Hospital ring>2019Hospital ring>2016Legit, but miraculous>2013Legit, but very very close>2012I will leave this one to the reader>2008Legit>2004The most legit ring of the millennium
the entire Miami heat team passes as Brazilian.
>>140350501is Brazil that diverse?
>>140350501Jovic is the most slav looking person on the face of the earth. I don't know if Brazil has slavs.
>>140350472This is the reason you want 1st. OKC would have smoked the Kings too.
>>140350519Yeah they have a lot of Asians too
Name a more lame playoff series than this OKC and Pelicans shit. Does anyone actually care about this series?
>>140350519Diversity is their strength
>wake up>check the scores of the games today>ok Thunder is blowing out Pels>check Heat/Celtics>Leltics lost to a Jimmy Butler-less Heat teamLMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOI genuinely don't get how Leltics fans keep trying to defend this shit. With Jimmy, I understand because the nigga is a different breed in the playoffs and can go nuclear, even though I don't think that roster should be beating Bostons. But no Butler and you STILL LOSE?????????????????? This is beyond pathetic. Imagine the Nuggets losing to the Lakers without Lebron or the Lakers without AD. Just fucking pathetic. I can't even laugh at this shit because it's just fucking sad and pathetic.
>>140350519yea everyone is mixed with at least something.
>>140350554not at all. its going to be no contest and will just result in OKC overconfidence and depressed Pelicunts. does nobody any favors.
>>1403504832019 was legit. Healthy Kahwi is the Warriors kryptonite and would've still beat them.
>>140350554magic cavs. hell they put half the games on nba tv for that series
Where is the ban evading Celcunt that searches the archives for my posts and works as a clock for Bulgaria?
>>140350519
>>140350554people who enjoy watching basketball played at the highest level will enjoy every series the Thunder have the opportunity to play in
Its over bros…
natural fan here, rooting for the heat but please no AI slop.
>>140350604>people who enjoy watching basketball played at the highest level will enjoy every series the Thunder have the opportunity to play inThis, but the wolves
>>140350566It really is grim. As a HeatGOD I didn't expect them to get a game at all and yet Boston is more fraudulent then even I thought. That's impressive.
JAYSON TATUM IS A PECHO FRIO A WALKING MUFA A PIPOQUEIRO CELTICS WILL NEVER WIN ANYTHING WITH THAT LIGHT SKIN WITH NO BALLS HE DOESNT HAVE THAT DAWG IN HIM THAT DRIVE HE'S A SOFT LIGHT SKIN NIGGA DRAFT THIS FUCKER I DONT WANT TO SEE HIM IN GREEN EVER AGAIN IM POSSESSED BY UNCONTROLLABLE RAGE WHENEVER I SEE HIS GOOFY ASS FACE
And just like that - the Celtics aura of invincibility, and inevitability, are gone
>>140350627
HEAT KNICK ECFMAKE IT HAPPEN SILVERTHE WORLD NEEDS IT
>>140350627This would be a celebratory image for me if it weren’t for based KD losing too. #UEver
>>140350600Bulma: ECF trophyVegeta: HeatYamcha: CelticsThat franchise is beyond cucked. Its just subhuman. They should dissolve if they had any sense of self awareness. They are weak
>>140350627Good, this is the era of Jokic, Shai, Brunson, Giannis and AE.
did inceltic really fucking vanish
>>140350676>Brunson
>>140350627>Gets swept by Boston>Gets swept by the WolvesHis legacy has gone down the drainHe should’ve just retired or stayed at GSW
>>140350684yes lmfao
>>140350628I'm afraid i can't do that, Dave.
>>140350660>based KDRing chasing fraud will never ever be The Guy
>CJ at 11 pointsWhat the FUCK are they paying you for you bum? Get the fuck outta this league already
>>140350689>>Gets swept by BostonThis is especially pathetic considering.
ChetCHADs we can’t stop winning
>>140350627>Kawhi clamped by Luka>Tabum, Embeed, Booker shitting the bed earlyThe absolute state of team USA.
>>140350716I know, bro
>>140350688Better than Hali
>Hater Report@HaterReport_·1hJayson Tatum in the 4th quarter vs the HEAT: 12 minutes 4 PTS 1 REB1 AST 0 STL1 TO 1/3 FGI am telling you guys tatum is fucking the softest nba player in the nba. dude is so fucking overrated
>>140350684all the resident schizos are massive duckerssad innit
>>140350633I always knew the Heat were scary. Not like super team scary but like underdog find some way to grind out a win scary. Kinda like how the old Pittsburgh Steelers used to be with Bettis/Rapesburger/Ward. Like on paper these niggas shouldn't beat you, look at the roster they should be 4-0 and yet on some Teen Disney Highschool Musical shit they dig down and find a way to churn out a win. And the fact that they can do it WITHOUT their STAR PLAYER is the fucking disgusting part. Like Nuggets coming back down 20 is fucking hilarious but the thing is, I expect it. I literally was in a stream telling Lakers fans, do y'all not remember what happened Game 1? You were up at half time and controlling the game the entire time just for the Nuggets to come back and fry you. Yet, they were cocky being up 20 and low and behold they still lost. Now IMAGINE that but without Jokic. It's just insane. Screencap this for future purposes, but if the Heat beat the Celtics without Butler, that Celtics team is getting broken up. I PROMISE you, moves will be made. Whether they keep Tatum/Brown together who knows but I promise you they will make moves if these niggas fold against a Butler-less Heat. I genuinely don't know how Celtics fans can stomach shit like this. I know people are only going to say it's "only one game" but this should be a 4-0 sweep for the Celtics. The same way it was supposed to be a 4-0 sweep against Philly last year with Embiid being out with injury the first 2 games. Just sad and pathetic.
>>140350676>Jalen Refson
>>140350761>tatum is fucking the softest nba player in the nbaAyo chill
>>140350662Yup. Yup.
>>140350729>shitposting>shitposting (japan)
>>140350786 dude let me amend that. The whole celtics team and joe mazulla is fucking soft. they fold like a deck of cards when any soft and close game comes
>>140350761>TatSHART
>>140350662>>140350790yamcha was a glorified thug while bulma was a genius heiress of a tech magnate brother had no chance
>>140350821He never seemed to get over itHe just like me fr it’s been a year and I’m still not over it
Why won't anyone hire Nate McMillan?
>>140350775Celtics in 5
>>140350775I remember watching the Lakers/Nuggets game. Even though the Lakers were up 20+ it felt like they were losing. When LeBron missed the three and Murray got the rebound I fucking felt like it was going to be a game winner. Also for the Heat vs Celtics it's just a massive coaching mismatch. Celtics would be on a verge of a threepeat if Spo was their coach.
>>140350821he had every chance. He fumbled the bag being stupid and a shitter. Very relatable
https://twitter.com/KendrickPerkins/status/1783316847305388117kendrick perkins is a bitch
How many nba player you reckon are high when they play?
>>140350821>Her father is the richest man in the worldYamcha fumbled the bag and got cucked. Sad. Just like the Celshits.
>>140350825rip pat swayze man. one of the few white boys with soul
I know it's probably not going to happen but if the Celtics actually lose in the first round to a fucking jimmyless heat. That whole roster needs to be traded
>You now remember that KD got fucking swept by Tatum and BrownGrim
>>140350857damn im out of breath just watching that
Why is it pronounced Celtic (sell-tik) and not Celtic (Kell-tik)?
>>140350885KD legacy was never set after those two mickey mouse rings, was top 15ish all time and slid down to top 25ish in my book
Just got back from /x/, what did I miss?
>>140350885He about to get swept by Goobear and Jaden Mcdaniels too
>>140350919chet is a grey
>>140350857>Took a big stinking "Tatum in the 4th qtr" all over the head of Celshits>Said he was sorry and to fire away at himHe's much better than the scum we'll find here. But a Celshit is a Celshit.
Paying Jerami Grant a max contract and trading for DeAndre Ayton was a terrible decision it turns out.
>>140350878My Blazers will get Jaylen Brown thanks
Why are there so many fucking bots on Twitter now what the fuck. I want to see people be angry as shit, but it's all just reposts and obvious bot posts.
Didnt Yamcha cheat on Bulma in first place
>>140350939talking bout Dominayton
>>140350947twitter is only good nowadays for japanese users and shit
>>140350627>Ruined Basketball >LeBron I don’t even need to give a reason for >Bus Rider snake Good
why did the pels give up?
>>140348914>riding the coattails of a dominant big man to championships Checks out.
I'll be honest, Derrick Shite is the only Celtics player to even be concerned about. The rest are dawgshit. I forget Jrue is on the roster much of the time.
>incelticsThat is all.
https://twitter.com/AcousticDarvin/status/1783319855896080848It's so over for the Leltics
>>140350939I mean Centers are always a premium in this league to get rebounds for your team and Portland needs a big man ever since Nurkic left for Phoenix but yeah Jerami Grant max contract was a Damian Lillard middle finger to the franchise
>>140350947goylon fired everybodythe platform has objectively just gotten worse and worse with time
>>140350947Elon needs to pretend his shitty company didnt collapse in value
What's going through the mind of the guy that samefagged the Jimmy Butler webm right now?
>>140350885>You now remember that you gave me hard history that I didn’t know because I didn’t watch that Nets team. Snus fag here. Grim
This sport ended with Jordan's career. Nobody cares what you nerds are talking about. The NFL draft tomorrow will probably get a bigger viewership by many orders of magnitude than whatever April Madness or whatever is going on in the NBA right now.
Thunder showing how a 1st seed should deal with an injured 8th seed.
>>140351113NBA has more X followers than NFL. Nobody cares that more obese boomers watch your handegg.
The Thunder is just White Privilege: The Team.
How come Celvomits dont know anything about ball? Is this why they talk some much shit, to compensate?>>14035110741% chance its a bullet lol
>>140351113>April Madness it's called spring cleaning. that's why they refer to it as sweeps week
>Game is such a rout they are joking about 2k instead of trying to commentate this boring ass gameOuch.
>Celtics/Heat>Thunder/PelsHow we feeling about the games tonight, lads?
>>140350939DominAYTON is better than everyone on your shit team
>>140350947you might be surprised by this but there are bots here too
>>140351180Fucking ass. Two of the worst series yet
Wemby could never turn in a performance like Chettie's tonight in the playoffs :)
These niggas are so fucking zesty
ya'll think they
>>140351203Dude would probably put up some numbers…but then have like 7 TOs and the L lol
>>140350761>Porzingis was a team worst -32 but lets blame Tatum and Brown despite them combining for 60+
>>140351205>>140351217I'm sick of the Disney channel shit. These dudes are straight cornballs
>>140351205>>140351217As it turned out Paige was on to something when it comes to building camaraderie amongst the team.
>>140351205kawaii!
It’s actually shocking how much better this general is when there isn’t schizophrenic Celtics fags spamming it
>>140351205Where's Giddey
>>140351201Sup Inceltic.
>>140351279Don't fucking call me that. We're beating you in 6, cryami
>lakers
Are there any good basketball documentaries?
>celtics
>>140351301We're getting one tomorrow
>sixers
>>140351302I liked hoop dreams when I was like 16 but the fab five, dream team, and larry V magic (this was especially) are my favorite
>suns
>>140351310>>140351328>>140351337Shut the FUCK up. KD, D-Book, LeGOAT, and Embiid would run circles around your team which has...>*Checks Notes*Immanuel Quickley and Gradey Dick
The Celtics have already spiritually lost this series. They will almost certainly win in the end but nobody is afraid of them anymore.
>>140351352Notice he didn't say any Celtic players.
Thunder won the SGA trade
>new orleans
>>140351352actually, i'm a nuggets fan
>Celshits
>just before the series [jimmy butler] texted me: "lead the team, lead these guys, make every right play. it's not about scoring it's about making the right play"
>>140351268You say this as if Heatslop AI spam is any better
>>140351352What's that inceltic? I can't hear you over my tinitus from the championship parade I attended in my lifetime.
why couldn’t the thunder develop him?
LeGodbros...we literally cant fucking lose
The Starry commercials are so sad like they can't even say what makes them better than Sprite they just say people should start seeing other sodaslike why would they do that what are you offering that other sodas don't have? Pathetic brand
>>140351255yes put all the like minded zests on the same squad
>>140351375>Paul George>for 5 first round picks>and a future MVPI dunno man. That’s even stevies for trade value
>>140351402>He doesn't remember 2008You have to be 18 to use this board.
>>140351391Incoming comment about you being "inceltic"
>>140351439>he thinks Inceltic was born before 2008Kek
One step closer to this btw
>>140351435SGA is never winning MVP if he don't get his assists up. This is a triple double league now
Post your face when we get YET ANOTHER Heat vs Mavs finals.
>>140351426Isn't that what Pepsi did with coke decades ago?
>>140351460Next year when Donovan Mitchell is getting 15 FTs a game.
>>140351391>scroll up to see so-called offending ai images>It's pixel art of a 6 legged heat pitbull with sunglasses eyepatch watching over a boston celtic baby carriage and giving thumbs upI don't know how to tell you this actually rules... Not a problem at all. Much better, in fact.
>>140351406I knew it was over when he poured water on Shai in a post-match interview and Shai was visibly irritated and mad instead of being chill and laughing it off, and then Chet mogging his game is the nail in the coffin. he doesn't seem like he has the connection Chet has with the other American zoomers so he must've felt alienated when he needed support to be able to learn from his team
>>140350939>trading for DeAndre AytonI shouldn't be surprised by any stupidity when it comes to NBA teams but it still staggers me how a team can always dump dead weight onto somebody when the red flags are so blatant and numerous>hey you know that guy we picked #1 overall>and made it to the finals with>and gave the massive contract extension to>well he's available for a trade>and we don't even really want that much>no real reason haha>he's still totally good >we'd just like to get rid of him
>>140351391I am better. My posts don't violate rules and I don't ban evade like a faggot.
>>140351439You were born in 2002, inceltic. You were still shitting in your diapers when that ancient history "championship" happened.
>>140351471Your franchise GOAT left Canada the second he fucking could. How humiliating
>NO FLEX>ZONE
Celtfrauds are done
>>140351462I wouldn't know I wasn't watching American commercials back then, all we had was cable
Oh shit!
https://twitter.com/BlSCAYNEBUCKETS/status/1783330286752739334damn boston is dirty as fuck. tatum fucking shoving caleb again. what a dirty team
Why did Celshits complain about the Heat being dirty despite no evidence all season?
>>140351541why are people surprised? boston has been and will always be mentally soft
Knicksbros? How we feeling?
>>140351506
>>140351594Knicks v. Heat in conference finalsKnicks lose the finals in 5 to Denver
>>140351502yet we don't sperg out like the typical inceltic
>>140351610Cryami fags can't be this delusional
>Celtics lost the game AND the storyTotal HeatGOD victory.
>>140351594Feeling good homie
>>140351610bold
>>140351572>>140351585Calling out plays as "dirty" is so dumb no matter who does it. I doubt anyone except Draymond and Grayson Allen actually want to injure people.
>2024>clubmastersthis is why no one wears axe anymore
>>140351639its because of the retarded narratives that boston media is trying to push
>>140351618How does it fucking feel? That your team is doomed to irrelevance for the rest of time? For fuck sake, your team isn't even part of the country. Nobody wants to play in that cold shithole. That's why your franchise GOAT jumped ship instantly. You'll never have as many banners as us. It must really be a sad existence. If you didn't have autism, I'd almost pity you Raptie LMAO
>>140351639>Calling out plays as "dirty" is so dumb no matter who does it.CelPIGs squealed all season over imaginary dirty plays. Posting out of context shit too.
>Inceltic resorting to bullying Raptorfans after that pathetic lossAbsolutely grim.
>>140351663>Malding THAT badThe Heat really buck broke the seltics, didn't they?ROFL
>>140351639I don't think so I think it's liberating. Turns out, almost the entire damn league is dirty under these definitions.
>>140351663>lose 1 game to Miami in an embarrassing fashion >start seething about....OUR raptieskek what a mindbroken moran
>>140350761If you just changed your name to Hater Report this gimmick would be more over with me brother
>>140351694Look at you, cheerleading for a team thats not even yours. You know what your Raptors """all-star""" superstar is doing right now? He's in Thailand sucking big fat ladyboy cock. Meanwhile, my team is playing and winning. Do you seriously think we'd lose a 7 game series? To cryami? No seriously, you cant actually be that fucking retarded, I know you're Canadian but surely you have an IQ higher than 17 (the amount of banners we have)
>>140351663>How does it fucking feel? That your team is doomed to irrelevance for the rest of time? For fuck sake, your team isn't even part of the country. Nobody wants to play in that cold shithole. That's why your franchise GOAT jumped ship instantly. You'll never have as many banners as us. It must really be a sad existence. If you didn't have autism, I'd almost pity you Raptie LMAOwhat a deranged fandom the inceltics are
>>140351741>AnimeYou'll never be a woman, tranny.
>>140351728>>140351747The library is closing soon little buddy. Better hop on the last bus home before mom gets back again.
kek canada is inceltic father
>celshits>laketurds
Heat and Celtics is going 6 or 7 no matter who wins. These two teams are destined to have wars against eachother. They'll meet in the playoffs next year too.
Whoa it's not cool to bully the craptor. Their fans have literally nothing of consequence to watch but they still grace the general thread with their presence.
>>140351771You posted the championship that nobody gave a shit about. Here you go, Raptie. I think you meant to post this (by the way nobody in raptors history was a bigger dawg than KG.)
>>140350939>thunder trade PG>get guy who develops into one of the best players in then league>blazers trade dame>get aytonThe blazers are so inept it's hard to imagine them ever being competitive again.
>>140351764How did we instantly go from this Ja zest squad to Shais zest squad?
>>140351793You posted the championship that nobody gave a shit about.
>celtics ended up beating lebron and the lakers for official bad guys of the NBA statusdid anyone predict this?
>>140351804>Yeah Kyle Lowry is my favorite playerSaid nobody ever
>>140351764Ok but Dillon rocks that look pretty well, he just needs a leather jacket to go full biker
>>140351781we are agents of chaosbut we lack the potential of a hornets shitposter
If your team doesn't at least have 5 (FIVE) championships, you don't even deserve the honor of speaking to Celtic fans.
>Inceltic hating anime
>>140351812You posted the championship that nobody gave a shit about
>>140351819it's based stankonia era outkast shit
Shout out to one of the VorpGODs who saw this coming.Basketball Gods 1Celturds 0
>>140351809They always were to me.
>>140351776*JV teamsNobody cares about the least.
>>140351830>Mexican>AnimeLike fucking clockwork. Go watch Dragonball Z and fantasize about taking a big hard veiny dick from spopovich and dodoria in your fucking ass.
LMFAOOOOO
>>140351825sup bitch
>>140351849>spopovichIs this the fusion of spo and pop
>Buck breaks all American playersHeh nothing personnel
>>140351873I thought Pop Smoke died?
>>140351205I like OKC but this ugly ass faggot is pissing me off.
>>140351813let russ get that for ya coach
Kenny is such an herb
>>140351830Imagine not knowing how this site came to be.
>>140351889Which one. Literally everyone on OKC is ugly except Shai and Giddey (who's a pedophile)
>>140351893now that is a babe
>>140351901just like dribbling, images were a mistakerevert back to 2ch textboard
>>140351849Im better watching Jaime fucking your team, Inceltic.
So the only teams that didn't go 2-0 at home were the Clippers, Bucks without Giannis and Boston. The best team at home all year and they lose home court advantage like that kek
>>140351217>>140351205>not just a team, but a family. team chemistry at max>/nba/ seethes why yall like this
>>140351903Look at the red circle blindanon.
I was going to make the next thread but I fucked up the subject. Someone else should bake
>>140351893Looks like an OF whore, no thanks.>>140351965kek
>>140351425People who talk like this about MJ would literally be stuttering and stammering from nervousness if they met him IRL and that includes the likes of gilbert arenas and isaiah thomas.
>>140351970it aint for you its for Lue
>>140351965I don't make threads for other men to post in them. Especially inceltic.
>>140351924>>140351924>>140351924People are already using it so fuck it
new>>140351924>>140351924>>140351924
>>140351931Look at you. How does it feel to be from a country that holds no culture whatsoever? You're literally worshipping an American. >B-but he's where I'm from!No he's not. He is American-bred. A fucking American. He's never been to that shit hole called MEH-HE-KO one fucking time in his miserable life. Do you know why? Because just being in that putrid country would force anybody over the edge to fucking kill themselves. Enjoy dodging the cartels on your way to 7/11 beaner. I'll be getting a foot rub by latina bitches in my mansion built by your pathetic race. How does it feel? No seriously, how the fuck does it feel to live in the third world? Id probably kill myself, or worse, transition into a transvestite to pimp myself out for money just to make ends meet.
>>140351965>>140351978anytime i go to make a thread i try to add news, find a good picture to represent recent goings on, and some shitheel slides in and makes a mediocre thread so fuck it.
>>140351978Lucky for you that Inceltic is not a man.
>>140351965you did fine lol itll be gone soon anyway we got dogs to post
>>140349401>It's realHOLY FUCKING SHIT Celtics are getting raped for my pleasure this is great
>>140350011Clipper retard here, primed and ready. I fucking hate those weak fake dogless Celtics.
>>140351121Thunder did literally everything in their power to choke game 1, but fortunately for them outchoking CJ and Ingram is not possible.
>>140351425He low key not cappin frfr
>>140348223Every time I watch Tatum plays it feels like he shrinks from adversity the moment even a slight challenge comes up. Meanwhile Jamal Murray was down 20 against the Lakers, and even when bricking shots still put them up until he got the game winning shot.Honestly I feel like the players who attempt to emulate Kobe's game want to have the power fantasy of being a beloved LA sports star who always wins day in and day out, and never take into account that Kobe for all intents and purposes was himself a full blown workaholic who emulated his game from Jordan, who himself is a borderline psychopath.Players like Booker, and Tatum just don't possess that psychotic drive to not only win but to see their opponents lose. Just my two cents.Pic kinda related.
