>>140345905jamahal
shit thread
Jamahawlg
>>140359875fpbp
Decent thread
https://x.com/happypunch/status/1783530983125311901?s=46&t=bkbVUMe8pYaLESbWhv8TWQEddie Hall just broke Pereira’s punch record.BONGS STAY WINNING
we in the styx river, getting wet!
>>140359909THE 200 thousand arbitrary units??
President Jake Shields has a nice ring to it.
UFC Heavyweight Champion Tom AspinallBoxing Heavyweight Champion Tyson FuryBKFC Heavyweight Champion Mick TerrillONE Championship Bantamweight Muay Thai and Kickboxing World Champion Jonathan HaggertyHardest Puncher in The World Eddie HallMike Malott
>>140359999God save the quads
let arjan bhullar hit the powercube and see what happens
>>140360077Not rn broski I had a bad batch o beans
talhmbout prawspeks?
>>140360077powercube would be the odds on favourite
not one of them digits was checked
>>140360122you mean to tell me there was NO check?
Virgin 600k bonus vs Chad 1.5 milly fine
What did the raccoon do to Tyron's ass? It isn't like a gerbil, it can't fit up there.
Dear Islam MahkachevI write to you to tell you that Mateusz Gamrot is free from now until the end of time and that your title is that of a paper champion, its rightful owner Mr. Gmarot will outshine your off brand Khabib boolshit. Do this not just for lightweight division but for "legacy brazza"Your Truly: A Concerned Gamrot Fan
>>140360298there are 3 relevant boxing fights in a year tops
>>140360298>Ryan only got 1.5 millions boxing doesn't pay well.
>>140360313>
Sat down to read r/heem in the middle of my training, now I don't wanna get up and go run.
>>140360298its almost as if all MMA fans watched the 300 PPV so they already saw that fight
Favourite MF Doom song? Oh for me? For me myself personally it has to be Fancy Clown.
honestly the number seems a bit low for all he does for us
heeminder mikey musumeci is moving up to 170 before pisslam is
>>140360416Cope
>>140360448No way dude! In a sport with no real danger?!?!? WOWOWOWOWOWOW
>>140360382at least he didnt get ko'd and recovered unlike a certain dogestani
>>140360382COGrot walked that shit off
>>140360463>getting crippled for life isn't dangerousthis is your brain on the quran
>>140360448nobody knows who tf that is
>>140359862Will Colby sign the contract?
>>140360502bjj is a sissy sport, this is the heem consensus. stop embarrassing yourself b.
>>140360494>super relevant fight from over a decade ago
>>140360494>slept>inbred skull hitting the floor wakes him up>slept againkek what an inbred bitch
I think Jamahal Hill will KO Alex Pereira in the first round.
>>140360494>>140360548he's right, should've posted the fight from a year ago where he got knocked down by a midget, much more relevant
Hey trust me; if someone is about to start an bar fight and butt scoots towards me I am sinply giving him my wallet and walking anway
>>140360572you mean the former pfp no.1 who islam flushed?
>>140360342Gaethje is on an insane contract, 2.3 million for losing
>>140360298>>140360458Is true, ufc 300 sold almost 2 million ppvs while ryan vs haney barely sold over a million.
little bit horse around pool time brazza
>>140360585>who islam flushedYair*
>>140360608But atleast boxcels got a few more jewchud views lmao.
>>140360585alcoholism and having 3 daughters flushed volkanovski
>>140360608Real heemers only use YouTube views as statistics
>>140360631>>140360621cope
>>140360638Cope with what? Alexander Volkanovski fought Yair Rodriguez and hasn't won a fight since.
>>140360632>WOAH EPIN REDDIT DANCE WHILE MOVING BACKWARDShow do people watch this shit?
>>140360640Doesnt really work as an joke when he has a super hot wife. Show some respect. Respectfully.
NEVERBACKDOWN
I cannot wait to see that GLASS JAW RAT get knocked out again.
weidman vs nickal is the fight to make
>>140360694not a nice way to talk about volk b
>>140360548why aren't you talking about Gamrot very relevent 3 fight win streak right now?
>>140360699this is proof that weidman is the best fighter in "real fight" terms
my boys:ganegamrotpleasure manproblem?
This guy? He's good.
>I'm gonna fry IslamSOON.
>>140360710>>140360747why do i feel a sudden urge to go skiing?
>>140360657Watch it in this position
if he can heem you he can breed youlock up those shaubholes you sluts
>>140360747Ali has yet, HAS YET to say this mans name that whole fuckin' camp is terrified.
>>140360758Dustins training with gamrot for his camp, i cant tell if thats good or bad
please brazza don't post so many lightweights i lidl bit piss my pants
>>140360868training for your opponent's strengths(grappling) IMO is a bad approach.
Islam Repellent
>>140360860>wearing overpriced pedobrand satanic garbagefuck nate peeass
>>140360868It means his plan is 'fuck jiu jitsu I just won't be taken down'Seems a bit late for that approach from Dustin seeing as he has traditionally had bad takedown defense his entire career and I don't think a 3 month fight camp will fix that, but maybe it will
>>140360964volk revealed the blueprint, now all we need is a filled out lightweight to finish the job
The thing about Darren Till is he can beat anyone but he can also lose to anyone
>>140360502Just tap dumb fuck.
the great white fighter khalil roundtree will buckbreak jamawl
>>140361004>tapping in competitionsoftbesides sometimes there wont be time to tap
Pisslam's title reign is something to behold.>Almost lost the first defense against a FW midget after he won the title>Rematched said FW at 10 days notice with no training camp instead of Gamrot that prepared for 2 months leading up to the fight >fights 35 year old wrestlelet instead of Arman and then says he's moving up because there's no one to fight.Fer shure the greatest LW to ever do it.
>>140360979Volk's approach was the exact opposite, he came into that fight expecting to get taken down but was betting on his defensive Jiu Jitsu to pull him through Even then Islam was able to mix it up enough that he was touching Volk up on the feet while also moving into threatening positions on the ground which is what let him win the fight. The only hope a lightweight has is to chin him, but Dustin isn't a super aggressive fighter and his shifting offense stops mattering if the opponent takes him down. Hell, BSD had tons of success just blasting doubles and Dustin was piecing him up bad, Islam is 10x the fighter that french can is. He might just be better than all of them
https://x.com/alexbehunin/status/1783565315986846062?s=46&t=bkbVUMe8pYaLESbWhv8TWQCannonier vs Imavov main event for Louisville
>>140361072we just have one title defense left at 155.. where's the real gangsta al iaquinta brazza i need this fight for my legazy
>>140360964Dustin probably got no hips to sprawl at that point, which he why he always goes for the gilly.
>>140361095two flushed bums
>>140361038Jamawl is whiter than Khalil "I used to be fat now I'm a depressed crybaby" Rountree
>>140361095Why is Imavov getting a shot at the top 5 Dude got pieced up by Sean Strickland
>>140361072You got to think about his path to the title b, he beat Bobby Green and Dookie Dan, both coming on short notice.
>>140361155Easy heem for Soul Brotha Jared. That's why motherfucker.
>>140361095And also
https://x.com/bigmarcel24/status/1783569186473595228?s=46&t=bkbVUMe8pYaLESbWhv8TWQ>Dominick Reyes will fight Dustin JacobyIt is fucking OVER
Just look at this crybaby ass nigga how's he supposed to stand with Sweet Dreamshttps://youtu.be/6lRF7yLiDCU?si=yOby_HragQ4NYbEX&t=1307
>>140361155Sean Strickland became middleweight champion shortly thereafter, which retrospectively redeemed Imavov
>>140361186>>140361201heeminder reyes is coming back from a vax injury (life threatening blood clots) smiff had the same
Dustbin Fagoby has never fought an Athlete.
there was no chegg! not one of those assignments were completed with reference made to answers on chegg!
>>140361201Better return fight than Ulberg. Jacoby couldn't heem a fly.
vs Dustin Jacoby WIN KOvs Anthony Smith WIN Split Decisionvs Jamahal Hill WIN TKOvs Jan Blachowicz WIN KOvs Alex Pereira WIN Submission
>>140361237reyes chin is dust mate
>>140361257So is Islam but he's still world champ
>>140359974Maybe the real 35 curse was T Wood breaking it and going on one of the worst downfalls of all time>>140360298>has to post this here because his general is deadkek
>>140361208Jamahawlg is also a crybaby bitch
oy vey ! can’t for Ariel Helwani to verbally attacks Dana White for fighter’s pay
>>140359999Feels good to be a britCHAD
FACT: Gamrot has never cried.
Getting heemed 3x in a row should be an automatic cut from the UFC.
>>140361304>picrel
When Dana White dies, will he go to Heaven or Hell?
>dominick reyes is the #14 ranked UFC lhw>reyes is still ranked
>>140361348It's LHW, what were you expecting?
>>140361328They could have given an extra 50k to every fighters in all of 2023's fights and Ari would still have a 12,9 millions check.
One.Last.Run.
>>140361391>12,9 millions check.saaaaar good morning saar
>>140361348weidman was ranked until his leg break
>>140361391Ari deserves it more
Did Phil Brooks ever explain what happened here?
Does islam have cardio? His only fight that went more than 2-3 rounds he gassed
>>140361257Least he doesn't run as much risk of getting put out by a jab again.
>>140361348There is only about 30 LHW fighters in the UFC, being ranked only means he's in the top half of the division.
>>140361445Which one of our posts revved you this time
>>140361445Im sure you are an prime specimen and an great representation of your race b. Respect!
Leon wouldn't have an answer for this
>>140361275This dude wiped
>>140361150> "I used to be fat now I'm a depressed crybaby"that's a white thing to do though?
>>140361466He didn't gas against Volk
in many ways islam has beat all the the top 10 lightweights despite only fighting 2 of them
>>140361553He never beat CM Punk
>>140361529You must not know many coons, they're insanely emotional. Look at what Jamahal is packing and tell me he isn't 100% white.
>>140361553True it's rare that you see fighters actively ducking the guy holding belt.
>>140361468Can’t tell if it was the jab or the kwab or the overhand.
just remembered tony fought paddy pimblett
Crazy to think Child Molester Phil elbowed a rape victim in a mandrama performance and gained the perception he knew how to fight for realz
Wrestling is gay
Flag bants in the lowest form of /heem/ posting
>>140361660Yeah that's why I hate Khabib. CM Punk didn't shoot a single takedown in his MMA career. Real one.
>>140361621it was mere play for tony, a game
>>140361621Had to go and look it up. That’s the kind of fight that may have just been completely fabricated but also may have happened. Cte kicking in early bros…
>>140361617Look close he folds with the jab also I remember DC and Rogan spazzing out over the slow replay how it was the jab then Rogan started going "What a specimen!"
>>140361617The jab for sure, if you watch the replay Reyes' eyes roll back when it lands.
>>140361702Yeah you’re right. The overhand just bops him on the way down.
ryan superman peter pan spann
Antony “my dad is black and I never met him” smith
>>140361676LMAO what a shitter
>>140361754Hmmm that’s badd ass baby. How many pure strikes did phil absorb before he fell?
>>140361796https://youtu.be/o8_TNhlYnks This is essentially an MMA matchhttps://youtu.be/NPV9xjq6IcA?t=18 CM Punk calls fan a homo
Movie
>>140361830When he's on his best day, Smith's beating everyone in that division and they know it.
>>140361889OOOOOOOOOH HE SMITHED HIM
>>140361889Can't wait for their trilogy bout on the next apex card.
DAE BOGDAN GUSKOV LOOK LIKE ANTHONY SMITH XD SMIFF VS. SPANN 3 THIS WEEK HAHAHA LMAOO
>>140362005funny indeed
>>140361598No whining pussy
>>140362005
Post funny heems
i have no recollection of smiff vs spann 2
>>140361598I dont post as much as the other guy, sometimes Im not here for days. Respectfully.
>>140361676I respect any fuckin motherfuckin man willin to fuckin step foot in that fuckin cage brother, It takes a real motherfuckin motherfucker, motherfucker.
Jonesisters I don't feel so good
>>140362065
>>140362019>>140362102same poster
>>140361830Hate black on black crime
https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/search/text/same%20poster/country/CA/
>>140362065Damn he froze him like Elsa
heem wha happen to you what's with the /afl/ tier activity lately
submissions are not heems
Dana "What up I got a pink cock" White
>>140362122god this heem creation is insufferable
>>140362330HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
>>140362330I disagree hunnerd purcent b
>>140362382Weidman had his hands locked.
He was winning until he lost
>>140362430Cry all you want Abus Weidman was gonna score that fucking takedown.
>>140362005what? really?
Prime THE Chris could walk through this modern MW division
>>140362382Love how pathetic Weidman looks here.
I'm gonna draw my gun and prepare for an encounter.
Prime BJ Penn would walk through the modern LW division
Sean Strickland is undefeated at 205
Prime Junior Albini would walk the entire heavyweight division
>>140362563Me too but I'm not bragging about it
>>140362581Marvin get in the fucking cage you coof
>>140362520Prime Chris got dawlgwalked by GODhold
>>140362603Brendan Allen is a lucky man
Give a man enough howler head and rope and he'll hang himself
The Legend of Jack Hermansson
>>140362615Prime FAGHold got flushed by way past his prime THE Bisbong
conor is going to kill michael in that octagon
>>140362675I ran the simulations and I'm seeing another 13 second flash KO
>>140362661Faghold is pretty mean, dude.
What's the story with Jon Jones? He's a deeply closeted homosexual according to that crippled jew
Luke Cuckold has NEVER had a girlfriend Demi Lovato was born male
>>140362661Losing to Bisping is much better than losing to THE Dookie Dom
>>140362714He's a battyboy. Honestly, if he's a tortured guy man just heeming to escape his repressed it only makes him greater. Him and Connor both love chewing foreskin and they're the best to ever do it
ITS UP>ITS UPITS UPhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=drOZv31fDqg
>>140362734not bad for an IT guy
>>140362743translation?
>>140362773Sorry, I'm literally pakistani
>>140362747FOUL! Robles wins by getting KO'd
Did Bones party with diddy?
>>140362734We were robbed of Reyes upsetting Jones and Jones resetting to an absolute monster and heeming the fuck out of Reyes in the rematch, and I'll never forgive the judges for that.
>>140362828Maybe Reyes could avoided being wrestlefucked in the 4th and 5th round, but thats MMGay judging for you
Why does Herb just let niggas die out there
TFW no Walmart QT GF
It was a sweltering summer day when Brie Chandler and her adopted black son Hap were on vacation in Italy. Wherever she went people gave her disgusted looks, if they sat on a bench people would leave and often they were asked to leave restourants and bars. Brie was at the end of her rope because of this behaviour, she just couldn't believe the blatant racism her son was experiencing. One day the two were sitting in a train alone, when an old man decided to sit in front of them, Brie thought "Finally a person who is not racist!". The man picked up his lunchbox and took something from it, he then asked Brie "Miss, does the little monkey eat bananas?".
>>140362825imagine "partying" at 40 years of ageget your shit together mate
>>140362790do videos being of him existing with penis in his mouth or butt? If so I am wanting of to see them
>>140362870Beautiful post
>>140362828Jones doesn't heem unless he's cheating with back to the head shots or omega steroid cocktails
>>140362870>sweltering summer
>>140362734This was prime Dom
>>140362804At that point, its just open hand slapping, which is basically a punch, which can equal brain damage, they're better off wearing padded gloves for this if its going to be an outright sanctioned event
>>140362862Too busy thinking about POV w/ Ellie bisping
>>140362122This fatjew has been seething at Jones for years.
>>140362927Legit hope they both die in the cage somehow
>>140362938>doesn't have funuh I play league of legends daily dumbass
>>140362938Doncic didn't cook at all he went 11-26. Disgraceful performance
>>140362893If Reyes beats him he goes hard on the roids, that's kinda my point.
>>140362938you're mexican you clearly watch basketball
>>140362949>Ellie bispingSpeaking of Bisping, how hard do you think he gets heemed against Rockhold if fights Rockhold at the next Karate Combat event
>>140362933this costume is so fucking stupid, could he not afford a real shirt and pants?
>>140362933Stop opening womens basketball cards buddy nobody wants to watch that shit
>>140360298Legitimately have no idea who those two guys at the top are.
>>140363023Rockhold is a massive chinlet
>>140363046How else can he show off that thicccboy
LISTEN UP YA GOOFS JON JONES ISN'T A FAGGOT AND IF YOU KEEP THIS BULLSHIT UP I WILL HAVE /heem/ SHUT DOWN!
>>140363070TAKE YOUR OLANZAPINE NOW!!!
>>140363093o-oh! gomen dana-san!
>>140363093He's about to unleash his schizo vpn jannie, what will they be? A finn? A Frenchie?
Israel Bad Lasagna
>>140363093shut up bitch only elon musk has the $$ to buy /heem/. this isnt the bloody elbow ya goof
Thawlts? If the Cannonier that fought Strickland and Vettori shows up Imavov is in for a rough night.
>>140363174rilla forilla is shredding that inbred to BITS
>>140363174>cannonier isnt the guy hall is fighting
theoretical bullshit, if yo momma shows up tomorrow night we'll all have a blast
Matteo Garotti
L'evolution physique de Cannonier
I just came here to know if there is video proof that jon jones is a dick sucking faggot, answer me that and I'll leave. I hate you faggots
>>140363235>Lord>Milord>The pussyFunny language
>>140363270CORAL RIP OPEN ANOTHER UFC BOX
>>140363270>he doesn't know
>>140363148Wtf you called it how
>>140360609why is he literally drowning that boy?
>>140363174I don't, hasn't he been injured a lot recently? He's also getting old, I'm still picking Jared but we have to see how the injury and layoff affected him.
>>140363270I raped Jon Jones behind a Walmart back in 2002
>>140363296please just tellme, the thought of jon jones with a dick in his ass just turns me on so much, and I didn't even know I was gay
>>140363174Imavov is a bit hard to judgeHe beat up known cans Joaquin Buckley and Edman Shahbazyan He lost to Sean Strickland but that was a short notice catch weight fight against a championship caliber fighterHe was beating the shit out of Chris Curtis(slightly worse Sean Strickland) until the headbutt The Dolidze fight also didn't give us much information on his skill levelI wouldn't be surprised if he gives Jared a hard time since we don't actually know how good he really is
>>140363313I uncovered a dark truth about heem and tko but for my safety I cannot go further into detail
bet david could bathe himself by age 6
>>140363399
>>140363399>gooby with magnifying glass.webm
>>140363399>>140363421
>>140362129I imagine from his POV there's a>Confirm / Cancelpopup and he hesitated to click.
>>140363093He admitted that he was diddled as a kid.
>>140363447200 pounds
>>140363447AWOOOOOGA SEXO
>>140363455that's not video proof o shit, I wanna see the video. My dick is diamonds just imaging the video of jon jones with a dick up his ass or in his mouth
>>140363325>>140363364Jared's weirdly putting on crazier paces with age though, definitely on some shit. Imavov exposed his own gas tank in a low output fight he dominated against Dolidze. Unless he starts really showing his age THIS fight I heavily favor the Gorilla.
>>140363447What is it with Ortega and whores?
>>140363516The longer he has to wait for those sealed indictments to get unsealed, the better his cardio gets. It won't be long before he can push an insane pace for 5-rounds with unlimited cardio.
>>140363447Ortega is a faggot for giving this up
>>140363447I bet that she looks ugly as sin without filters and makeup just like every other woman here. Would bang just the same.
>>140363534POST THE FULL IMAGE
>>140363447I'd huff her post bean burrito braps out that spectacular ass. Imagine the smell
>>140363447Ortega is such a Chad for cheating on her. Imagine the quality and quantity of bitches he must pull to do that.
>>140363553>>140363591My nigga Triangle City hit that shi n dashed
>some guy just donated 450 euros to jewruWhat kind of mental illness is this?
>>140362734no it isn't lol this version of dom beat jon jones
>>140363586>I wrote out some thoughts on how to make this moment a real turning point to bring about real change--and pulled together some resources to help young activists sustain the momentum by channeling their energy into concrete action.Remember when we were told this nepo fraud was a good communicator? he sounds like every soulless lawyer politician ever, saying literally nothing and not even being eloquent about it. the whole sentence just screams "IDGAF, I already won, plebs" and it's directed at his own followers.
>Leon vs Belal at 4 AM>Aspinall vs Blaydes at 5 AM
>>140359974is this real
>>140363760>watching guru
>>140363774everyone in manny hits the slopes harder than gooby on Sataday nite, they'll be fine
>>140360690what card was this?
>>140363773I hate Obummer as much as the next person, but he's not a product of nepotism. Agree with the rest of your post, though.
>>140363774>>140363817>UFC disrespects Canada by giving them shitty cards>UFC disrespects the UK by starting the cards at 11pm for the early-prelimsWhen will these chuds stop disrespecting the commonwealth?
>>140363796Was on my recommended, got bored so I clicked. Weird people watch hours of that shite
>>140363270Nah. It's jsut the pigman hybrid that has been seething at Jones for years now because he has daddy issues with his father beating him and his mom probably.
Max "dumb faggot" Holloway
>>140363893probably never because only amerigoys are dumb enough to actually buy the PPV
>>140362747don't get this sport. for it to be fair they'd have to slap simultaneously.
one bros we got too cocky.....
>>140363760its possible to have capital and still be a retarded loser, many people don't realise this
>>140363768That version of Jon also nearly loss to no knee Santos (who lost to Luque with with his knes intact btw). Not a good win.
>>140364080okay but bisping lost to 2 got finished by 2 WWs after heeming luke I don't even think that chris > luke but the statement >Losing to Bisping is much better than losing to THE Dookie Domis retarded and wrong
The real athletes go to powerslap.
ONE tomorrowBKFC Knucklemania IV, GLORY and poofc saturdayRIZIN sunday
Jon Jones is gay. It's up.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F3nnqcuMefQ
>>140363853I'll give you just one angle to consider: Harvard.he rose up the ranks in Harvard due to "diversity" incentives and then he rose up the ranks in politics due to being from Harvard. only Harvard and Yale grads get to the top in American politics.IIRC there are other angles but it's been a while since I learned about this.
>>140364113You're even more retarded for thinking losing to GSP and Prime Gastelum 2 weeks after GSP choked him unconscious is worse. Literally who did Reyes beat? Fluked a win over Oezdemir and that's literally it. Complete overrated shitter who bear a completely flushed Jon and still dropped rounds against him. At least Kelvin went life and death with Jizzy back when he was good.In retrospect, Bisping wasn't anywhere as bad as people claim. Go and look at his record, only ever lost to champs or HOFs (minus Kennedy) and he did so CLEAN in era where anyone elite was juiced to the gills.
if I knew now what I knew then theres no telling where i'd be
>>140364319Kennedy is better than GSP. No shame in losing to the Marine.
>>140359875I'm here to fix it.
>>140364289is guru dying? what the fuck is wrong with his face, he keeps ticcing and contorting his face in grotesque ways
>>140364034I need to see all those indians heemed
>>140364446>subhumanyanunreal
>>140364446good night sir
imagine not exploring homosexuality while you are still young
>>140364446Why do you hate your own people b?
>>140360609wtf islam is sodomizing that child
Is repressed gay rage the best base for mma? I thought it was coke but now I think of it, Ryan Garcia is a little fruit pop too
>>140360608That's TV viewers you illiterate fucking cockroach.
i've heard enough jon jones is officially a poofter
>>140364568No.
Claiming that Jon Jones is a shitty person because he's secretly gay is genuinely deranged incel behavior. I can't wait for the day that MMA fans mature to the point when everyone finally recognizes this pathetic loser for what he is and his talentless ass disappears
Is Jones gonna kill the fat redhead ?
Plenty of room on the yacht jon
>>140364230Shit, I can actually watch all this. I'm jobless now.
steroids and cte turned goobs gay but jon jones is a homegrown fruitcake
>>140364568Jeff Molina, Colby, Benevidez, Cody, Cabbage. You tell me.
My dream fight would be a special ruleset match between Chingis Allazov vs Beterbiev like they did Mighty Mouse vs Rodtang. Kickboxing and Boxing alternating rounds. Who would you reckon wins this fight?
>I can't wait for the day that MMA fans mature
Sir we blend homosexuals in a meat grinder here
On a scale of of 1 to 100 how gay is Tommy "Reddit" ASSpainANAL?
jon jones, is he gayer than dricus du plessis? i think being closeted makes you gayer in a way
this mfer just said chingis
Jon only stole the testing agent's phone because she took a pic of him while he had cum on his face, steroid accusations cleared
>>140364658DDP is married to a dude. Jones gotta be at least third behind Dickless du Pussay and ASSpainANAL
jon threatened to kill the nusada agent because she woke him from canoodling with his BF
Jon is the Sneed of the UFC
All good fighters are gay. Who else would do all that icky shirtless hugging? It's why Schaub ultimately retired.
>>140364289the real reason dana and rogan are so infatuated with him, he's been topping both these thumbs all along
holy shit you bunch of faggots actually watched that whole shit
>>140364708i'm only 10 minutes in and i've already heard all the evidence i need
>>140364579I bet your neurons can be counted with the fingers of a wingless penguin, bet you were breastfed with gatorade, bet you were 3 years older than your 3rd grade classmates before you left school.Bet if you enter a competition for stupid people you would lose because you are that fucking stupid.
you now remember jon admitting to thinking about stipe while he was balls deep in pussy
It's all coming together. No wonder he was under the ring
>I'm simply cummin on ya ass, Movsar SOON
fuck pooru
>>140359862Is Pooatan actually skilled boxer? I thought he was just lucky.
Israel was ready to die.Pereira was prepared to kill.
>>140364751LMFAO, even a top 5 lamest MMA fighter ever can make a BJJ fag look stupid.
scanning the archives for gay jon jones evidence
>>140364751lol
>log off for 5 minutes and come back to find out that jon jones is CROAG
would a gay man do this?
>>140363455I was diddled twice and it didn't make me gay, I'm NOT attracted to men at all, not even trannies, I'm probably a bit zesty tho srs
>Jon was on roids not because he was a cheater but because he was gayGenuinely hilarious
>jon jones>payton talbott>jordan leavittnoticing a trend here...
oh yeah this is super gay you guysgrow up.
>>140364878>repressed homo>homo>husband and father of 4 children
>>140364655>>140364674what's the lore on Aspinall? he seems normal, unlike Izzy, Jones and DDP.
>>140364816Very compelling video. I unironically believe he's gay now. Don't know why I didn't see it before. I don't know how Jones sissies cope with this one. Sois don't want a chud gay, and chuds don't want a gay. Very tough predicament for Jonesissies. I would just try to mentally block out the evidence.
>>140364917>husband and father of 4 children (also homo)
>>140364830You were already closeted when diddled, so it must have reverse mind fucked you into being straight. A double negative of sorts.
>>140364917Lots of gay men have families. Just look at your father.
>>140364966the hue is a just a coping bonescel, Tom has a hot wife, 3 kids and even tried to finger nina
can someone explain the jon jones gay meme to me please thank you in advance
>a hot wife, 3 kids and even tried to finger nina (also homo)
>didn't mean to post this I was hACK!!ed
>>140365034Watch this >>140364289It’s not a meme
>tom wants to finger nina>jones wants to finger men
hes actually going to hell for this one
uhhh bros Jon still hasn't addressed the faggot allegations, I'm getting worried...
>I'm not tryin to be a hype train, Jon. I'm simply straighter.SOON
>>140365135That is 100% the face of a poofter. ASSpainANALcels...why is he always trying to hug other men?
Tom Aspinall:Atheist, aggressively heterosexual Jon Jones:Zealous Protestant, closeted homosexual
>>140364883This is the behavior of someone overcompensating for something. He probably is gay
>>140365153you take that back
i've never bothered to listen/watch jones speak long enough to notice how fucking faggy he is, it's been right there the whole time
*Tom Aspinall voice*Have you ever been fingered by an MMA fighterWould you like to be
>>140365186beta shane gillis face. I reckon ASSpainANAL gets slept by both Bones and Poatan. But again that wouldn't be the first time he gets slept by men.
>>140365230Jon doesn't heem
Jones seemed very gay when being interviewed by Nina. Gay best friend energy
Guru is actually pretty funny
>>140365283but he's a married man. why would he try to flirt ON CAMERA with a chick whose boyfriend is standing behind said camera?
>>140365135>hug other menb... Im thinking we're fucked now looking back at everything. it's beyond over. Our only option left is to embrace LGBT and double down.
DO NOT let /box/ hear about this.
Does Khabib know you're not supposed to to shit in the buss bathroom and piss only
>>140362891I hope canor ends him and leaves his black sons fatherless
>>140365362Correction, he's an *engaged* man. In fact he's been engaged to that poor woman for like 15 years now. A lot of small weird things like this make a lot of sense if you just assume he's gay tbqh.
DCbros... I'm thinking we fucking won
>>140365421N
>>140365421Why do you hate white people so much
>>140365434Literally the type of chicks you see at a Walmart at 2am in Missouri
>>140365437people?
>joe pyfer has a win over Lorenzo Hunt Lmao wtf
>>140365409why does wikipedia say he's married then and his wife has his last name?
>>140365458Hold on, I'm booking a flight to Missouri brother
Jones being revealed as gay will start an cataclysmic shift in the current MMA landscape. We will suspect everyone with an strong neck got it from blowjobing people. We will suspect good kicks are due to an strong ass...that gets fucked. Its going to be an tough few months of adjustment
This dumb fat retard just slandered the most dangerous man on earth lmao F
Jon sucks dicks lmao
>>140365514he's really insecure about the fact that he's still a kv as well. that's why he tries to compensate by bringing up up his weight and incel racist antics while still being a overweight social wreck.
>>140365514Not slander if it's true mate, jones is a poofter.
>>140365514There's convincing evidence
I bet you broke reddit bitches don't even have a full ketchup bottle in your fridge
>>140365421>boying Shito
The reason Jon hasn't married his fiance is because he has conflicting feelings about his sexuality
As someone who has been beaten up by gay guys before I dont think its an big deal imho
Excellent thread.
>>140365055>Not a meme>Guru videoI almost fell for the jon is gay talk.
>>140365617how was I so blind
>>140365754idk b the video is pretty convincing
Jones has more money and more hoes than all you
>>140360342Does this mean Arman didn't even make $179k for beating Charles? Grim.
>>140365754https://youtu.be/VuqmbfEKqqQ?si=-nBu27Z2cpg1sGGMif you're too afraid to watch a pooru video this is all the evidence you need
Jonathan jones bones men
Fuck you
>>140365812Uncalled for
>>140365617I don't think Jon will ever go gay but I have to say there is probably some truth in that statement
>Heem picked the side of a literal faggot like Jon Jones over an honest family man like DCUnbelievable
A guy whose job it is to hug and hump men couldn't be gay
Dominick Reyes wins every rematch AND NEW
>>140365421>Boying 3 gay niggas and an equ*DorianWhat's wrong with you?
>>140365908Trevor is under the water.
>>140365782Numbers are completely made up. Lmao @ your worthless life if you think Zhang Weili got over 2 million let alone 1
Zhang Weili made 2 billion
>greatest MMA fighter is a closeted homoKWAB
>>140365920Hello how are you
>>140365789JONESBROS
>>140365972Arnie “the sarnie” Allen
Zhang Weili killed 12 million
*fingers your butt hole*
jon jones is gay in the un-zesty way if that makes sense
>>140365958GSP loves black pussy
Jon used to walk out to a P Diddy songIT'S ALL CONNECTED
if it's true it all makes sense why jones is the way he is. CTE+homosexuality = crazy predator. DC is lucky the UFC wasn't a prison cell or else he would've been raped
>>140366031
>>140365958Aldo isn't gay
Everyone knows Chandler will dive just scrap the fight and book Conor vs max 2
>hate women so much you trap one into marrying you so you can beat her up and scar her and her children for lifegoat mindset
>>140366040Imagine Jones just starts taking DCs booty in front of a shocked crowd
>>140366113Imagine he starts taking about making DC his wife.
>>140366040you could only care enough to hurt somebody you love, and jones is better than everyone else because he wants to fuck all of his opponents. it all makes sense
UFC 400: Ronda vs Connor
UFC 400: Ronda vs Cain, the right circumstance
https://youtu.be/JZ7zHO1-g10?si=2f00uaoM67b81w7bJon Jones at church on sunday
UFC 400: Connor vs McGregor.
who tf is connor
The Conor belt>any championship belt
FACT: Jon Jones never tested positive for PEDs, his GRIDS medication triggered adverse findings against him that Dana covered up by pretending it was steroids.
>>140365617And all the dick pill he's admitted to NEEDING. Same with the stripper. Same with his fiance... He takes the dick pills, doesn't get a hard on STILL, which enrages him at himself for not being able to get hard and takes it out on them. It's so clear. As a wise man once said>If the glove reeks of soi, you must unboy
>greatest fighter ever is gaymaybe /box/ was right after all...
>>140366040>>140365617>I'm gonna make him my wifeWhy didn't we see it?
This guru guy is very homophobic...
If they tested for Prep Jones would have failed every drug test
>>140366288>As a wise man once said>>If the glove reeks of soi, you must unboyyou're gayer than jones
Takes one to know oneAll I gotta say
>>140366320Nothing gay about about wanting that DC booty.
jon is deeply ashamed of his sexual identity and is terrified of people "seeing" him for what he really is, that is why he pokes his opponents in the eyes
>>140366320He meant he was gunna beat him up. In a straight way. Like you do to wives when you're straight like Jon
this nigga unboys his boys and is calling other men gay
>>140365812>jiri was an underdog vs ring rust rakiceasy money indeed
>>140366497No b... jones never married his fiance...
Israel was never destined to beat Jon. He's too fruity. Too zesty. It has to be a hyper heterosexual. Either Pereira or Aspinall.
>>140366176
>>140366365JOnes not GAY
>highest viewed UFC prelims ever>3rd biggest gate ever>both 1/2 of what a Carolina Panthers vs New York Jets game would generateFuckin lol. Great "sport" you got here guys
Does anyone have the webm of Jon snubbing his fiance during his celebration for winning the heavyweight title
>>140366522
>>140366511true men stick with they boys till they finish
>ctrl+F "Gane">1 resultStep it up
>>140366604>jonqueers making homosexual fanartnice to see you've come out the closet, now if only jones would do the same
This doo BALD
SOVL
Jon aspinal, what a fighter that would be
>>140366617kek i remember this
>>140366588>Carolina Panthers vs New York Jets gameThey could generate 100 times more and I would still have no idea who you are talking about and you still be here seething.
>>140366617yeah i've got the heterosexual webm you're referring to
>>140366745the evidence is mounting up at a rapid pace...
>>140366698One day i will be so jacked i look stupid in suits.
>>140366745oofest oof
>>140366745BROS make it stop
>>140366745The look on her face says a thousand words, she's had this exact thing happen to her so lany times
>>140366698Conor has a private bathroom to do blow in at his restaurant fucking based
>Jon "Bones Guys" Joneshow did we not see it...
>>140366745Kek
you guys never told me how gay jon jones acted in that comedy club. none of you are real ones.
ready up the /heem/ - jones bones men edition
>>140366745My face when my fiance kisses me.
I thought black men were cool did jewish pornographers lie to me
>>140366789he has faked orgasms with her 100%
>>140366745all jokes aside i feel terrible for this woman
>>140366818It's cone up before during esoteric hours but nobody every took it seriously or out all the evidence together
new >>140366876new >>140366876new >>140366876new >>140366876
not using that
>>140366889You person of african descent living in america, you made it early
the end
jon jones and his fans are homosexuals
>>140365421I hate Movsar Evloev so much it's unreal
>>140364883Yes it isCovering your face is gay/feminine as fuck
