RIP Bob Cole Edition /hoc/vious >>140352746TONIGHT: Game 3 - FLA (2) @ TAM (0) - 7 PM EST Game 3 - CAR (2) @ NYI (0) - 7:30 PM EST
I hope more Carolina players get hurt so their fans can bitch up a storm, and I hope the islanders lose. Fuck both teams.
Only shit games todayOnly great games tomorrow
>>140361524I forgot that pasta was trained in sweden. cool detail
>>140361542F
*AHEM*>be dallass newfag who won't shut the fuck up CONSTANTLY shitting up every thread>be unbearable retard for the last two weeks begging to play vegas>team loses home ice in game one and is the only home team to lose the opening game>come to /hoc/ and cope and seethe for being the shittiest home team so far in the playoffs>literally the smug mask over crying face wojak>r-regular season doesn't countcool, let's talk about how vgk are 5-2 in their last 7 playoff games against dallass!----------------------------- YOU ARE HERE ----------------------------->be dallass newfag retarded pusy making excuses the past two days>be the only (1) home team to go 0-2 in the opening two games (against the team and fanbase you've shitposted about the past month)>be told your team is full of choking faggots (like benn, pavfellski, etc) AND the league's biggest choking coach (peter "good guy but cant get it done when it matters" deboer)What's your cope now you fucking faggot?DWIWB!!In the mean time though....I appreciate your concession and apology bud!!!!KWABAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA:^)
JOE SAKIC SCORESAND THAT MAKES IT 5-2 CANADASURELY THAT'S GOTTA BE ITFFFFFFFFFFF
>140361561Bertz is a gem and deserves to be on a contending team.
>>140361584gary is finally treating us to friday hockey
going to bed
Knights and Islanders
>>140361626Hyvää Yotä
>utah hockey club>utah ice>utah fury>utah venom>utah blizzard>utah mammoth>utah outlaws>utah yetis
>>140361656kwab
i thank god for my wifeand for the stars and stripesmay freedom forever flyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyylet it riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing also bud reported me guys
>>140361666I like utah yetis but I think it'll be utah mammoth
>>140361666Fury and Blizzard are the best names here. Maybe Mammoth also.
>>140361599Incredibly Based
already utah is more enthusiastic about hockey than arizona ever was
>>140361666utah outlaws does not roll off the tongue but its my favourite for some reason
>>140361666checked, go UHCSincerely,Capsfag who misses the Washington Football Team
>>140361666>>utah hockey clubSSS++ tier >>utah iceB- tier>>utah furyBased>>utah venomBased>>utah blizzardF+ tier>>utah mammothShit>>utah outlawsF+ tier>>utah yetisShit
>>140361743K I N OINO
It’s like what Gary said, you look for the market that will benefit from a team and uh…you know what I’m trying to say here
>>140361752>outlawsit doesn't fit simply because it's a state full of square ass losers
>>140361747Because its an actual hockey market.
You do realized my stars are purposely getting your hopes up so that our eventual victory will be even more soul crushing, right?dallas STARS dallas STARS dallas STARS dallas STARS
>>140361757>utah missionaries>>?
>>140361856that kid is a good metaphor for the team desu
>>140361857how about the utah cainites and they wear blackface
>>140361885being cocky and then getting humiliated by an experienced veteran in front of an ethnic gf
>>140361903KWAB
Good afternoon flameschads
>>140361856This trip has to be a troll
>>140361938sup fellow flame:^)
Shannon is giving up on the stars this season
>>140361950No
>>140361666I want FuryYellow, Black, and a small accent of red. We need more yellow in the NHL
>>140361971sup flames fren :)
>>140362110pens/bruins/preds
>>140362082And is already giving up on Cantpucks because Demko's plastic vagina ripping open
save me pwhl girl…
why do padawans have the braid
>vancouver >dallas >toronto it's crazy how many frauds are getting exposed in the first round alone
What does he do?
>>140362209>toronto>exposed?
>>140362209>fraudsShit teams by definition can’t be “frauds”
>>140362209Don't forget Oilers somehow losing to Kangs at home.And then Jests getting karma for preemptively taunting 4giev and then get blasted back.
Dad's going through the automated phone cycle for the bank or something and he's getting madder and madder kek.
>>140362209Vancouver and Toronto have injuries at least. Dallas just sucks.
>>140362261Incorrect, DeBoer has a chronic brain injury that prevents him from ever coaching to a Cup finish.
>>140362232Makes bud seethe
>>140362277JEN
Both these games suck today think im gonna skip em
Utahhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oqT5Da6oOlo
>>140362254my dad screams at the ai after a couple of cycles saying he wants to speak to a human
>>140362328if you just mash 0 generally systems will put you through to a person
>>140362328Yea that's where he was at lol
>>140354649go fuck yourself
>>140361666Should be Dinosaur or Mormon themed.
>>140362248oilers will win the series, they just got too cocky
>>140362341are you ok?
>>140362277DeBoer's system of going down low, passing it to the blue line and shoot is exposed against Cassidy's zone and collapse defense.
>>140362318same. I'll go to the gym
>>140362354yeah thanks for checking bro
>>140362351Yea but they won't make it out of the west.But I will laugh if the Kings finally beat them in the ploffs
lol wut
nevermind it answered now: 44 years, 2 months, and 3 days
>>140362320Retard
>>140362426>amateur tournamentcmtsu
>>140362393mcdavid will be pissed
Seems like an odd timing for this article now when Swayman will be in net for every game from now on, unless he completely shits the bed two games in a row.
>>140362542agreed. ullmark is good, but the bruins need to commit to swayman
>>14036249644 years2 months3 days7,921 minutes46 seconds (and counting)
Imagine, instead of Cucks vs Soilers R2, they get upset and its Pedos vs Kangs instead.How big would the seethe be?
>>140362572Wouldn't be seethe, I'd be sadness. What a shit series that would be
>>140362564Cope our stacies won in 2018
>>140362496Americans can’t win anything on their own. They need rosters full of Canadians.
>>140361542My Canes are going to win it all btw.
>>140362611if rosters full of canadians are the key to winning then why has no canadian team just loaded up on canadian players and won? it should've happened at least once since 1993 if it was so simple
>>140362636reddit
>>140362650Nah.
>>140361666Utah Gila Monsters
>>1403626364chan
>>140362572The first playoff game to have 10 concurrent viewers
>>140362636Win what? The cock eating contest?
>>140362738Yes.
>>140362601true I'm coping now
U S A U S A U S A MAY 5TH 2024SOON
Good afternoon gay faggots
>>140362646Because there’s a thing called drafting and salary caps. Please kill yourself.
>>140362768Which part does the tendie come from?
>Canes>Kitties
>>140362843you mean the same constraints that every team in the league has? kwab
>>140362780
>>140362851the tender part
Americans will never experience this. Only championships that have been won by players of different nationalities than them in a sport they’ve never actually played that’s been turned into a farce by cap circumvention.
for me it's when we btfo canada at the olympics (which is an amateur tournament btw) AND keep extending the cup drought
>>140363000>A peak audience of 22 million viewers (or the entire population in 1972) were watching when Sidney Crosby scored his “golden goal” for the overtime win at Vancouver 2010, while 26.4 million viewers watched some part of the match. The game captured an 85 share, meaning 85% of Canadians watching television at the time were watching the gold medal match. The game also delivered a 49.8 rating, meaning nearly half the Canadian population watched the entire game on average. The Canadian rating was five times that achieved in the U.S. (9.5) on NBC and its family of channels.Actual insane numbers
>>140362905>mfw I think about why the wifes pussy tastes like chickenI had no idea.
>>140363096amateur tournament
>>140363158Just like my olympics
>>140363144how often do you tell her its "finger lickin' good'
>a nhl playoff game was pushed back a day for a tim mcgraw concert
>>140363177insane cope1980
>>140363281Who
>>140361542I worked at a telecom shop here in St. John’s and Cole was a regular here when it was the off season, guy was always easy to work with and really chill and not at all like all the old boomers coming in, RIP
>>140363200I haven't yet, but I will after I kill pluck and cook Sandy our free range Rooster.
>>140363281doesn't explain why theres only two game tonight
>>140363496Handegg
>>140361584battle of florida is the only series with two good teams
>>140363287>1980>Worlds best players aren't invited
let's hit the numbers
>>140361584Gary sucks at making the schedule. Fuck Gary.
>>140363496NFL draft
>>1403635611 9 8 0not 1 8 8 01 9 8 0
>>140363573who the fuck wants to watch that
>>140363292nashville predators series i think
>>140363566Those are rookie #'sDo # of cups by player nationality.
>>140363566Stole my gimmick you retardCanadian teams have a had a combined 194 chances to win the Stanley cup since 1993 and have not won since.
>>140363000>>140363128>tfw canada is a dead nation and will never experience unity like the 2010 olympics again
>>140361938Flames should trade Mangiapane next season.
>>140363594mentally ill niggerlovers
>>140363594Retarded numales
can the laffs make a comeback ?
>>140363604all cup wins are 70% canadianall cup losses are 70% canadian0.7 canadian cup wins and 22.4 canadian cup losses every season, very sad!
HOW ARE WE FEELING TODAY KINGSBROS
>>140363624but I thought they were all hockey fans and /hoc/ posters...
>Quinn it's yo fuggin fault that we traded away all the Shorks good players and they finished last this season.... YO IS FIRED MOFUGGA
>>140363649They love black people more than they do hockey.
>>140363635So there's over double the amount of Canadian players who have won a cup than every other nationality combined.Thanks.
getting my haircut lads
>>140363631why do ugly people think we wanna see them eat food?
Olympics matter so much more than gary's league. The nationwide celebrations can not be compared.
Krakenchads, we are finally free from root sports. One of the most historic days of this franchise.
>>140363566Gary have no influence over international hockey.
>>140363721because they get tons of views
>>140363729Too bad all the Indians moving to Canada like basketball more than hockey.
>>140363729>leaf cope over never getting to hoist Stan Lee's cup
>>140363699that's 0.03 cups won for every cup lost by a canadian
>>140363717Go to /b/ and make sure the barber notices
>>140363752Glad i live in this reality desu.
Fuck off and KYS tripfaggot
>>140362328>'yes hello sar..'>I SAID A FUCKING HUMAN
>>140363754I already won. You're pretending to play while you should be cleaning the ice.
>>140363496the canucks predators game 3 was pushed back 1 day for some irrelevant boomer concert.
>>140363805>why did Nashville, a country music city, do that???
>>140363717why not get them all cut?
>>140363780<3
>>140363829Too expensive in today's economy
>>140363496Gnash was caught jacking off to kids, ironic for the franchise
>>140363819>gary spent 25 years growing a sport in a market where it still gets outdrawn by outdated music and aew
why is Samsonov still starting for Toronto?
>>140363847GO PREDS
>>140363871THE SUN BELT WILL CARE ABOUT HOCKEY!!! ...in 2 more weeks. JUST YOU WAIT!!!
>>140363793here's 0.03 of a stanley cup for you, which is more than any canadian team has won in thirty years
>>1403638951980
>>140363895Oh, and sorry about the hole at Center Ice. I wanted my loonie back for the HHOF
>>140363895whoops here it is
Business idea, players can only play for a pro team in their home state, province, or territory or where they played Jr.
>>140363982Alberta would win every time
I have the solution to the Israel - Palestine war. But I will not reveal it until Gary gives me what I want
>>140363982Uh…sunbeltbros…????
>>140363982NHL already did this
>>140363733kraken, knights and yotes: /antennagang/
>>140363991Crosby, McDavid, Stamkos, Gretzky, Marner, Tavares, and a -few- others might disagree.But it'd be like having the Olympics every year.
>I don't give a crap about shcoolNo shit.
>>140363991>Habs get everyone from the QNah
>>140364098bsaed kiddum sweed
>>140364098Can't blame him. Every day he goes he has a 70% chance of getting shot
>>140364087Crosby is from nova scotia....McDavid: pretty goodStamkos: good but getting oldGretzky: retiredMarner, Tavares: lol
>>140364020Is it the final solution?
>>140364149>Taylor Hall at the top>Willy "not tonight I have a headache" Nylanderkek, ok you got me.
>>140364149>nova scotiaOh, when did they become part of AB?
>>140364182i was replying to the guy who implied he was from ontario
>>140364154shant be saying until my demands are met
>>140364187But nobody did. You assumed. Typical rigger with a dog ear chip on his shoulder.
>>140361542i'm here to pay my respects ohhh baby
lol
>>140364146in provo utah? problably on the safety level of a rural swedish town there buddy.
>>140364235lol jesus christ a team that hasn't even been made yet beats out the Lames. They truly are a poverty franchise with an autistic fanbase.
>the qt girl I see on the bus everyday WILL never be my gf
>>140364149Where you're born in North America as a NHL player has no importance at all. They always get their hockey development in other places.
Who's most likely to bounce back next year, Devils, Sabres or Sens?
>>140364279Just like my islanders
>>140364283have you tried sniffing her hair and telling her it smells good? if it doesn't smell good or if you can't get close enough to sniff, maybe another compliment will work, i don't know
>>140364296The superstar of Canadian hockey, the guy who cant visit a tim hortons anywhere without being swarmed and drowned..... is from Arizona
Nylander isn't playing because he has a brain tumor?
>due to an abundance of caution
>>140364346Devils if they actually get a goalie and grit. I implore you to sign Cal Clutterbuck New Jersey. He's a good player still and fills that void left by McLeod.
>>140364356sniffing her hair is the way but telling her it smells good is not
>>140364385this is me if i take HRT
>>140364386UBS is genuinely an amazing arena and I really just wish it can help the isles attract more players.
>>140364388ah fuck sorry, i always get too ambitious
>>140364346Depends. If Levi and Ukka-Pekka are good next year it's the Sabres. If the Devils trade for a good goaltender is the Devils. The Senators are dead in the water no matte what. The rebuild has failed.
>>140364409UPL was pretty good for the Sabres, its just...why the fuck did you rehire Lindy Ruff when his style of coaching is horrible for younger players.
>>140364235hahahaha
>>140364216I thought he implied all those players were from the same province. My mistake
>>140364283Wrong fren. I gave her this note and said it was from you, she said not to look but I couldn't resist.
>>140364386>>140364409Which goalie could the Devils get? Allen has at least proven to be decent so he could still be a back up
>>140364450Heard Ullmark's name thrown around for the Devils. I think he could work. Maybe they could try to go after Vejdmelka also? I dunno but its clear the Devils need a goalie who isn't bleeding softies every time. They were down 1-0 the most of any team iirc with it happening 50+ times this season.
>>140364433In all fairness, most Ontrashian hockey 'fans' probably assume Crosby is from there
>>140364364And he hasn't played in Arizona since he was 15-16. That's the age where Swedish hockey players apply to the secondary high schools hockey programs that are run by the SHL and Hockeyallsvenskan teams to get the best hockey development possible.
>>140364235Retards
>>140364235fuck yah go flames
>>140364364How many cups has he won?
Nylander is actually preparing to leave the Laffs in the offseason
Is Huberdeau for Tkachuk the worst trade in recent history?
>>140364557Yeah
>>140364421>when his style of coaching is horrible for younger playersJack Hughes, Nico Hischier and so on have said the exact opposite.>>140364450They'll probably try on Markström again and Ullmark >>140364476 if he's available and he doesn't have the Devils on his no-trade list.
>>140364279Frankie is a national hero. Anyone who makes fun of him has shit character.
>>140364546Why did he sign an extension then
>>140364557No because he is le heating up
>>140364593Just like my Islanders
>>140364546Why would they want him back?
>Hoob is bad
>>140364539>Under 1 pt/g in his playoff career.He doesn't get paid for playoffs. So they don't count.
>>140364582Markstrom is too old
>>140364590its a feint
>>140364614what a pass
>>140364618And with 8 games between goals, looks like he's done for this season.
>>140364582I think that if you trade for Markstrom, it'll be terrible either way. Holtz should be traded, He's shit. >>140364557Yeah its pretty bad. Flames got hosed and the Panthers have gotten better with Tkachuk not being pestered by pedos.
if there was a brier style tournament for hockey the majority of us states wouldnt even beat prince edward island
>>140364383i know some players. current and former. this is what was murmured to me last night after the 1st period.this years Leaf team behind the scenes is far different than any team before it as far as the primadonna era of the last 8 years goes. William Nylander predictably gave up on the team after his payout and Reeves, doing what he was paid to do, 'warned' him that shit won't fly anymore especially the playoffs. Keefe can only do so much he is thoroughly tuned out by Matthews, Marner and Nylander who are protected by ugly corporate jews or whatever who feed them coke and Beibers vaselined butthole to stick to the 'script' and abandon the sport of skill and chance and just accept the money making entertainment product it really is (Matthews might be hip to the satanic sigils) ...this is what ROR and Schenn hinted at when they rightfully left for Nashville where this insidious influence is secondary to mens hockey where here it dominates....and so when Nylander egregiously gave up on that play in Tampa in game 82 that led to Hagels goal it was Keefe who told Reaves to 'police it' and before he could confront the main offender with his coaches and teammates beef Nylander had fucked off and ghosted everyone for 2 days. there are now 2 warring factions panicking their moves on the chessboard and slipping up so minds such as yours truly can sneak by and dust those demons with some astral mustard deenz farts.
hello this is Gary Bettman, I’m here for community engagement as we enter another exciting stanley tumbler championship, ask me anything
>>140364685What is wrong with the saddledome
>bob cole diedI bet grapes is next ):
>>140364704We don't talk about that anon..
>>140364704they'll bring him back using AI and call it "Raisins"
>>140364685when are you gonna make some cool /hoc/ merch, Gary?
>>140361564hey bud why did you divorce noel? couldn't handle the room rejection anymore? kwab
>>140364753>middlest player of all Neat...
>>140364731
would Don Cherry even get a eulogy on HNIC?
>>140364621Yep, but there's not many other ''good'' goalies out there.>>140364753>Sam BennettHe's hurt...Again.>Dumbnell Nurselmao
>>140363729>Sears>Future ShopTake me back.
>>140364697it’s full of smelly poos and gay people>>140364759I tried making custom hats for you, but when I posted the link, your moderator banned me.
>>140364857Of course, they'll love him for the sympathy views, but will also insert their values on him as if they were his.It'll be a sneering disgust only Canadian government funded media is capable of
Its amazing seeing how far hockey in general has come from these debuts as well. We really can see just how quickly hockey players have evolved in less than a half a decade. (Peep the Flare for Marine's chat)
>>140364857I don't purport to know you're culture that well, Northern Man>>140364930well you do have to expect tighter housekeeping during ploffs>sorry you had to go through that, it sounds awful...
There’s no reason why the Stanley cups finals can’t end in may.
>>140364557No. Weegar has been really good. Huberdeau will never play up to his contract but he's been getting better.
This is going to be the least viewed night of the playoffs
>>140365059how do you figure, TV Census Man?
>>140365059no doubt
>>140365059The playoffs would have hire ratings if Crosby was in them we need Gary to make sure he never misses the playoffs again.
>>140365096Then don’t shit the bed in March
>>140365078my team isn't playing and i'd rather read a book and go to bed early than watch the games that are on tonight
>>140365100Get a job bud
>>140365103extra punch and pie for us
>>140365078nobody cares about these shit teams
>>140365127>mightWow it's fucking nothing
>>140365109>cries bud because someone said “don’t shit the bed in March”
>only 2 games today>they both are on at basically the same timethanks gary...
>>140365205You're right, bud, that was typical of him >we all need fresh material, it's the ploffs
>>140365223We don’t criticize Gary here
>>140365257When did that happen?
>>140364892>but there's not many other "good" goalies out thereWhy are teams so fucking bad at drafting/developing goalies?Hellebuyck/ottinger/demko are like the only elite starters I think of that were drafted/developed by their respective teams.Everyone else is just hoping to land a good goalie in trade/FA or running some mid 2A/2B setup
>>140365223Not to mention half of them are teams from Florida (ugh), a quarter are from the worse Carolina (double ugh), and the last one is from fuckin' Long Island (triple ugh)
>>140365162
>>140365295I dunno. Goalies are retarded.
if everyone is bud, then no one is bud
bud will be forever be a lolcow in every community he joins
>>140365257I do
>>140365353I wonder who bud needs the most
>>140361542>Bob Cole diedwell that's a shitty news to come home toRIP
Just got tickets to see our Caps hopefully not blow it in game four.
>>140365585Retard
>>140365353Ouch.
>>140365585You just got tickets to see our Caps tie the series in game four
OUR HurricanesYour Just like my Islanders!
>>140365616Cope>>140365632:~)
Is stink island gonna be rocking?
>>140364753why do they look so fucking greasy
my stomach hurts and eating ramen didn't help :(
>>140364753>non-star player making 9.25m for the next 5 years
It's OUR SENNIESDon't steal my schitck
>>140365700This is Carolina retard, all we do is steal other people's schtick
>>140365693safe and effective
>>140365715PIRATES. NE'ERDOWELLS. You'll be hearing from my lawyer
>>140365735You're on a long list, Hartford is first in line :)
>my/our x-sieskys srsly
kitties
>>140365813Bolts bros…
>>140365353No wonder players like Matthew Tkachuk wanted to leave Canada. You will never see a front page of a Miami newspaper with "where is Matthew Tkachuk?"
>>140365847all the canadians and russians on the lightning look to be having a blast and rightly so.
>>140365585Based have fun :)
>>140365847That's because no Miami newspaper knows who or what Matthew Tkachuk is
>>140365847I think we can consider Sunbelt hockey to be a failure
go go cats
update: my tummy feels better :)
WHERE GAME
>>140365964Hurray :)
>>140365997There game, there arena
>>140365847ya it will be "we have a hockey team???" fucking trash tax haven with empty arena all year round. they wouldnt know what the fuck a tkachuk is
Oh damn they're about to drop the puck and I gotta drop a dookiehope nobody scores a quick one
>>140365955meow meow
>tfw no one will memorialize me like they just did for Bob ColeWhy even live?
What the hell was that
tonight, my bolts
>>140366062to have family and friends who will remember you fondly after your death
Woke up just in time from a 4h nap, hello frens
why is vodcast so fucking trash?
Wait does tbs not show the national anthem
>>140366062Your friends and family will. To counter that existential horror about being "forgotten", just think that everything still happened and nothing will change that
>sunbelt ice
official starting lineups in hockey are useless anyways
>>140366114hello pekka :)
*achoo!*
>>140366167hello mike :)
I see my Bolts are still refusing to shoot
last playoffs before shit hits the fan, so better enjoy it while you can
>>140366198
>>140366200they're too proud, but pride goes before the fall
>parents named me Eetu
Utah Finlanders
>>140366208pizza or pie?
testing live stream7:18:59pm 18:30
>>140366202by this time next year, you'll be fighting russia and the us will be in a civil war
>>140366208>>140366223It's blueberry pie and it's amazing, all of our moms make it
16.49 at 7:19:56
>>140365885thats the point. Thats seen as a positive by the players. Where they can just walk into a bar in Miami and nobody knows who the fuck they area. They can just chill at the beach with the family and nobody bothers them
>>140366235>us will be in a civil warWill this finally give Canada a chance to win the cup?
Cousins wasting no time diving
>>14036623016.05 2:20
>>140366240We're synced bro
>okposo
>>140366240You're allowed to SCAR posting.
>toyota powerplay
Tampa has really failed to adjust to how aggressive the Panthers are on the PK.
>>140366252dont need to be a player to see that as a positive. Imagine living in a real "hockey city" where you have to send assistants to do groceries since you just cant go or cant have a relaxed evening without some asshole shouting at you YOOOO you're the goat, man. Or in worse case, some drooling retard screaming that you should be traded
>>140366238neat. I should try making it in the summer
>crowd chants “ref you suck”>refs instantly fold and gift the home team a PP
shit game
SCARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>>140366258yup
>>140366340refs should fight back and hand down a delay of game to the home team
>>140366325tb just too old and slow now. its very average pk.
>>140366198there's exciting playoff hockey tonight :)
>>140366360Tampa had the #1 PP in the regular season
I'm turning on the draft
>>140366099ooooooo-ga, boogagibs me dat shit right nowtrue dat fo realin all of us ya heardwith low IQs we see dat shitda white norf existingfrom africa, ooooga boogawe ask for gibs from yetrudy my man, gibs us dat for freeooooo-ga booga I want some shit for freeooooo-GA BOOGA we want some freeeeee hoooooousiiiiiiiiiing
>>140366396Thanks for the update numale, didn’t ask though.
Tampa is winning tonight
>>140366406Panthers already won no need to keep watching
>>140366396I hope they don't pick me I don't think I would have a good training camp
nice ice conditions tampa gay
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRR
>>140366424jen
bolts finna score on this pp i think
>(((ice)))
Sad
the rat wants this game won by tampa. guess a sweep is not enough revenue
What dirty hooker
Surely our Bolts will score now r-right?
>>140366449Nothing feels better than a great regular season.
>>140366449The new york islanders remind me of andropov and chernenko
>>140366369sure is and non-cancer fanbases, last night wasn't that enjoyable here
Just awful zone entries
With finns you _____
>>140366396can you direct me to a stream please?
>>140366516https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-pWRjnVa2rw
>>140366491stfu chang
>>140366513I have a feeling one of these gentlemen is not truly a Finn
>>140366548Markkanen is the only finn there
CATS SCARRRRRRRRRRRR
>>140366513>finn heightmogging
Drop the puck Gary
>blots
>>140366578Do finns not claim Juuso?
Dumba falls down and leaves his man open sigh
MY KITTIES SCARRRRR
>>140366610you could say Dumba is pretty dumb-a AHEHHHHEAEAEHAEUEUHEA
>>140366600Oh lol, I missed välimäki there
>>140366628He’s been awful. They’re really missing Sergachev.
>>140366579why would tampon gay, a tourist destination, advertise las vegas, another tourist destination, on their ice?
>only two games>same timelmao but why garybut why
I miss Matthew Tkachuk so bad bros
>>140366666Sergachev was a -16 he’s ass and the lightning were way better after he got injured.
>>140366705His regression has been sad to watch
>Tampon Gay>#2 most expensive team over the cap>losingBut the guys mad at Vegass said they are beating Dallass because they have a 666 gorillian dollar team over the cap. Why can't they beat the kitties?
I highly recommend pic related for anons who like to read>>140366724hmm
>John Pooper
>>140366731NFL draft
>tony Deangelo I’m sorry but I can’t be a Caniac while thst racist trump supporter is in our lineup
Get ready for panthers dynasty
SSSSSSSSSSCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>Islels
Just like my islanders
>>140366830Unfortunately the Panthers will face the same faith that the Sharks had in the 2010s.
>>140366804oh geez gary, you really think people are gonna tune in to a draft for a different sport over live playoff hockey?i don't even like these teams but i'll watch them over a draft
islanders about to be swept
my islanders =(
Excellent
What’s worse? Tampa not having a lead or the Isles choking away the 3-0 lead?
goddamn the music in tranpa gay is fucking awful
>>140366900tampa, by far
Only more Covid can save the Lightning at this point.
>>140366900that islanders game is the kind of thing that kills your desire to even watch your own team
Remember when the >laffs chanted "we want florida" and then got BTFO by them?
>mfw my team is 4-0 in the playoffs
just like my islanders
cats taking benulties like they're getting paid for each one!
>>140366962With how bad Tampa’s PP has been you can’t blame them. Refs won’t call everything and when they do you don’t get punished.
I wish a plane flew into UBS arena on 9/11
vasy vasy vasy
>>140366914That bird flu is getting cooking nicely now. It's moved over to cows now. Only a matter of time. #twomoreweeks
>>140366988Wakanda forever!
Tampa scarrs
bolts scarrr!
>>140366990ubs didn't exist on 9/11, STUPID
hoffsides?
>cots
Glad the second unit got it done but Kucherov looks horrible
bolts dont scaarrrr!
Shit, I thought the blat scar posts were fake lmao
Boy Tampa just cannot catch a break
offsides lmao
>offsidesLOLLMAOGreater Florida Man strikes again
>>140367011I wish a plane flew into Nassau coliseum on 9/11
All those celebrations for it to get overturned. Its truly over for them
what a dumbass
>offsides shouldnt apply to us
God offside reviews are so fucking stupid.Oh yes his skate being 1/10 of an inch off the ice really affected the play.
its okay man sometimes i fall down when i'm ice skating, too, it's harder than you think
it's offside not offsides
>>140367071Just like my Dallass sTards
>>140367070well it would've been empty because it was the off season, IDIOT
>>140367087Rules exist for a reason.
>>140367070Yes it would make /hoc/ better if terrorists forced george bush to say something like "today we are all islanders"
my islanders got robbed by a shitter =(
Gary still advertising the bracket challenge even though it's closed lol
>>140367101would’ve been empty during the season too
>>140367113Based
Offside because the ice is so bad in Tampa Bay.
>Noooo you can't take away a goal because we broke a rule!!! Because....because you just can't, okay???
ANDERSEN SAYS NO
>the city of new york
>>140367087It's the worst when they're in the zone for 2 minutes and a goal is called back. There should be a 10 second time limit where offside can be reviewed
ITT people cheering on the offside challenge who would seethe if it was their team
>zerokinkwab
>islels
>>140363128>Hmmm... do we keep sending pros to the Olympics to get this kind of attention for the sport? >Nah
>is2les
>>140367023
The problem is that Cooper coached this team really well in the regular season. In the regular season you have time to keep your head up and look for a pass to an open man. In the playoffs, you have less time for that. And when you play a team like the Panthers, even less time than that. The bolts are trying to pass every time they have a chance instead of holding onto the puck & cycling behind the net etc. they can’t get anything consistently going in the offensive zone. It also doesn’t hurt we have 1 (one) serviceable defenseman. And on my point earlier, the bolts consistently try to make an extra pass to exit the zone. Guess who is there in the passing lane? Yes. The panthers. Also, the Lightning have zero muscle. Even Jeannot is getting BODIED by everyone on the Panthers. No one is trying to start shit with the panthers players. No one clearing the crease in front of Vasi. Shit is straight up embarrassing.
Why is Florida the GOAT hockey state?
isles are such a fucking mess lmao
>>140367087The new rule is now offside plus 1/10 of an inch.
this is absolutely the worst thing to ever happen to new york
>>140367154no doy
My Canesies :)
>>140367154Do you not see the irony in your post
Non of this is Barry Trotz fault
>>140367191they shouldnt even be in the playoffs
>>140367118
Too much gay sex making the islanders weak... we all know what they do in there locker room. ruins root chakra
>>140367209Isles, caps, flyers and penguins was such a sick playoff race
>>140367118Fuck
There are 3 kinds of islanders games: the ones where the structure is good and they don’t have puck luck, the ones where the structure is ass and they somehow the puck luck is good and the ones where the puck luck and the structure is ass
damn i thought the lightning were supposed to be good
>>140367180food AND pharmacy? under ONE ROOF?now that is a one-stop shop for a wild friday night!
>>140367255I don't think that's true
>>140367257don't forget the dead wongz who choked the hardest
F for Bob
>>140367277congrats to the toronto torontos
>>140367277anal sex destroys the root chakra. most important chakra in hockey. You need the balance and stability it provides
whats the appeal of sitting around outside the arena
>>140367310F
The garypoint is based for exposing frauds
>>140367324female hockey fan pit stink
>>140367324not paying the gary tax on tickets
>>140367324giant screen behind the camera, get to watch the game with the lads for way cheaper
>>140367268maybe 20 years ago
>>140367324I dunno but it looks comfy
>>140367324It's comfy and cheap
>>140367381>>140367394comfy is just a code word for boring desu
>>140367324hanging out in florida weather watching the game on a big TV seems pretty sweet desu
>>140367310I didn’t even know he was sick
>>140367358They're all gay or the insane people who write mitch marner sex fanfic
>>140367379I see you also don't count 21/20 as a legitimate win for the cup as well
i just cannot root for a hockey team that lives in a place that never sees ice form naturallytis an abomination on God
>>140367408adhd brain
>>140367437that's a 20/80 split anon
New >>140367446>>140367446>>140367446
>>140367324It's a collective thing, you'd love it
I suck a good cock and I am a huge fan of the Islanders.
>>140367437I remember when weirdos were making those about Alex Wennberg and his wife got creeped tf out and he had to tell them to stop on his Instagram
>>140367324I was outside t mobile during the finals of last year. Its a great area with restaurants and bars and its a total vibe. I literally only saw 2 people with panthers jerseys. I saw more people with Kings Quick jerseys.
>>140366911>cope
>>140367511i see you denny hamlin
>>140366914How come your team didn't win the covid cup?
>>140367179I fucking hate plebbitI wish you wouldn’t go there even to mine for cringe
