/sp/ - When Haaland had this mindset, he would score a ha - Sports

Anonymous

04/25/24(Thu)17:24:40 No.140364288

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Anonymous 04/25/24(Thu)17:24:40 No.140364288 Archived

When Haaland had this mindset, he would score a hat trick every other game. Guardiola ruined him by training him to play like a midfielder

Anonymous
04/25/24(Thu)23:19:54 No.140374592

Anonymous 04/25/24(Thu)23:19:54 No.140374592

>>140364288
This. Guardiola is a terrorist

Anonymous
04/25/24(Thu)23:21:17 No.140374631

Anonymous 04/25/24(Thu)23:21:17 No.140374631

He's getting the same chances he did last season, he's just missing them a lot more now for whatever reason

Anonymous
04/26/24(Fri)00:10:55 No.140375975

Anonymous 04/26/24(Fri)00:10:55 No.140375975

He just sucks

Anonymous
04/26/24(Fri)00:31:31 No.140376501

Anonymous 04/26/24(Fri)00:31:31 No.140376501

Funny how /sp/ autistic were shitting on the down syndrome ogre last season when he scored 36(!) league goals and won the treble and are shitting on him now when he's the PL joint top scorer.

Anonymous
04/26/24(Fri)05:14:04 No.140379585

Anonymous 04/26/24(Fri)05:14:04 No.140379585

it was the Ballon snub. Imagine being the best player on the pitch by far and then they gift it to Riggi, they knew what they were doing

Anonymous
04/26/24(Fri)08:32:03 No.140381927

Anonymous 04/26/24(Fri)08:32:03 No.140381927

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Simple as.

Anonymous
04/26/24(Fri)08:40:55 No.140382035

Anonymous 04/26/24(Fri)08:40:55 No.140382035

>>140381927
but he assists too

Anonymous
04/26/24(Fri)08:43:36 No.140382071

Anonymous 04/26/24(Fri)08:43:36 No.140382071

>>140374631
>he's just missing them a lot
he is been figured out by teams
just get a ngubu to mark him, grab his balls and lick his neck repeatedly and he succumbs to the BBC

Anonymous
04/26/24(Fri)08:45:01 No.140382088

Anonymous 04/26/24(Fri)08:45:01 No.140382088

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Guardiola is more of a Twink kind of guy

Anonymous
04/26/24(Fri)08:49:10 No.140382135

Anonymous 04/26/24(Fri)08:49:10 No.140382135

>>140364288
Opponents utilise two centre backs to deal with just him, that inherently makes him worth it over a false nine meme like gaysus that the opponents don't take seriously

Anonymous
04/26/24(Fri)08:51:29 No.140382151

Anonymous 04/26/24(Fri)08:51:29 No.140382151

>>140364288
Manchester City plays significantly better with Julian Alvarez. That's all you gotta know to understand how bad Haaland is.

Anonymous
04/26/24(Fri)08:53:08 No.140382173

Anonymous 04/26/24(Fri)08:53:08 No.140382173

>>140364288
>2024
>still giving a shit about this faggot

kek

Anonymous
04/26/24(Fri)08:54:56 No.140382197

Anonymous 04/26/24(Fri)08:54:56 No.140382197

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what a dream

Anonymous
04/26/24(Fri)08:58:12 No.140382243

Anonymous 04/26/24(Fri)08:58:12 No.140382243

>Haaland doesn't play
>City still win 4-0

Seriously what is the point of him being at City? It's not like he turns up in the big games, all he's good for is stat padding against shitters and City have proven time and time again that they can do that without him no problem.

Anonymous
04/26/24(Fri)08:58:57 No.140382259

Anonymous 04/26/24(Fri)08:58:57 No.140382259

>>140382197
>tap in merchant
>useless unless he scores
>carried by a great team
Haaland truly is the next Penaldo.