Who else do you hope your team drafts?
What’s everyone’s home board? For me, it’s /gif/ and /po/. I’ve been on this site since 2015, everyone else is a newfag election tourist.
>>140384216Johnny newton at 61 isn’t happening, but then again I didn’t think Terrion Arnold would happen either.
>>140384223/sp//b/ and /gif/ for pornI used to lurk on /mu/ but I never got into posting
>>140384240>/b/no way anybody still uses that board i haven't been there since 2007
>>140384223/a/ and /v/, then /vg/ when it started
>>140384223I only really visit /sp/. I used to go to /lit/ pretty regularly but it has never been worse. I browse /tv/ every once in a while as well. I've slowly stopped coming to 4chan as much, and I'm proud of that fact.
More yardsMore TDsMore winsMore accuracyMore rush yardsMore MVPsMore pro bowlsMore superbowl MVPs
>>140384253It's like 80% porn
Jackson Powers Johnson, Zach Frazier, or Cooper Beebe please. We dont have any picks until the 5th round after this.
>>140384216junior colson and a developmental offensive tackle please
>>140384307>We
>>140384253A lot of social media stalking threads and posting pictures of their friends/family members they want to fuck.
Why did he do it?
JJ2JJ
>>140384303>softer QB stats era>all time QB whisperer as his coach as opposed to an offensively illiterate autistGive it time, big head
Oh nonono...
>>140384319I'm the shower boy
I don't get the Penix outrage.It's not like Cousins is 28. he's 35. Sit behind him for 2 years, learn and play.
>>140384223So you have a crippling porn addiction and do origami as a hobby? Weird. You must be Asian.
>>1403843244chan getting the reputation of a loser hangout killed /b/. And most of this site, really. You used to have adult-like minds and people who used 4chan. Now they've all left for greener pastures. All that is left are the weirdo's and depressed irl losers. Shame, really. Literally no one here knows how great this site used to be.
>>140384344The patriots top 2 receivers are their tight ends
>>140384340more like gay gay to gay gay
>>140384344what website is that
>>140384347For what team?
>>140384223/sp/ /o/ /ck/ Also occasionally /k/ and /vg/ but they've been absolute garbage for the last 5-6 years. 2010 newfag here.
>>140384223/tg/
I expect a trade up at the very least. Franklin or McConkey would be the best picks to make. Too many extra 4th rounds to not make a splash upwards.
>>140384223The Triumvirate
Anyone know why Arch fell out of the first round?
>>140384344trust the plan
>>140384361ourlads
Nick Saban was CLOWNING the bengals for the Mims pick
"Football is gay." -NFL
>>140384223My homeboard is /int/. I also post in /a/, /x/ and /fa/. Been here since Boxxy was queen of the internet. Can't even remember the year.
>>140384377probly because his name is archibald
>>140384340ass2ass
>>140384356Are you serious? Lmfao 12 years ago this site was overwhelmed with feelsguy posting
>Failcons>Buncos>Chorgers
>>140384377Who?
>>140384399>tfwywncomkf
>>140384223>2015 >not an election tourist Kek.
>>140384399protip: the vast majority of people talking about what 4chan "used to be" are children that weren't there.
>>140384390Quinyon Mitchell was /hisguy/
i wake up every morning and thank G*D im not a falcons fan
>>140384430this4chan was never good, but it was ours
>>140384377He may fall out of this years draft....
>>140384343>softer QB stats era2023 proved that teams can still play defense. Every QB looked awful. Everyone fail for the meme of this being an offense era so they've flooded the league with shitty OCs who don't know anything about defense. Not to mention during the draft they ignore defensive players as we saw last night. >all time QB whisperer as his coach as opposed to an offensively illiterate autistWow I didn't know Michael Vick and Alex Smith dominated the league when they had Reid! Oh wait, they didn't....
>>140384399you spent too much time on /fit/, didn't you
>>140384430Are these niggas really getting their info from Netflix documentaries and KnowYourMeme articles? This has always been a hole, and I fucking love it. It's an escape. Go to reddit, facebook, or twitter if you want to engage in idle midwitisms and phony self conscious chatting.
>>1403844304chan used to be BASED now it's CRINGE no cap
>>140384449Is he suspended?
I slammed my penix in the car door
>>140384442>>140384467Remember when we blew up that van?
That's it. This is now a 2008 4chan thread.
uh oh looks like my Jsquared connection got some midwits boiling
>>140384485The consequences will never be the same
>>140384469>4chan used to be BASED now it's CRINGEBut this describes every single corner of the Internet
>>140384451>defenses finally gain some ground after like 15 years of getting blastedCool. Still a softer era. Brady was getting mauled, as were his receivers.Andy Reid made Alex Smith look borderline top 5. And he gave a fresh out of prison Mike Vick a career revival. And he made an objectively ass McNabb look good and go to a Super Bowl too. Being a QB whisperer isn't about the great ones you were paired with, rather your ability to get the best out of mediocre/shit talent, which he consistently does. He has ALWAYS been known as an offensively brilliant guy.
man that was weird.
>>140384223Was exclusively on old /a/ from 2005 to around 2008 when I migrated to /jp/. I quit 4chan after 2013 but returned during the pandemic. This is my first year on /sp/ since I always avoided you normalfags and non-weebs. You guys aren't that bad. The bussy anon is an aspie tho.
>>140384485yep
>>140384526>Was exclusively on old /a/ from 2005 to around 2008 when I migrated to /jp/you better not be a 2hu faggot
>>140384526>normalfagsthis is the most autistic thread on 4chan
>NOOOOO HES NOT BETTER I-ITS THE ERA!!!!!
>>140384526>/jp/don't know how you can take it
>>140384512
Which stereotypically white team is going to draft Cooper Dejean?
The NFC North may be a very interesting division this year. Vikings might finish 4th
>>140384487needs more daily dose>>140384467pretty fuckin stupid though that 4chan only gets the downsides of that reputation and not how being unrestrained actually leads to better posting. fucking KYM owes its existence to 4chan, we made all the good content.besides, why does everyone act like 4chan is the only one that has retards and scumbags and shouldn't be touched with a ten foot pole? tumblr/facebook/reddit/twitter etc all have been infested with pedos and shit for years but they get to shrug it off cause they're not 4chan apparently
Caleb Williams is the next Patrick Mahomes but he’s even better at scrambling
>>140384223it's been /sp/ since 2009. I will never forget beastquake. Before that i used to be on /v/ and before that back as an obnoxious brat i used to be on /b/ during the mudkipz era.
>>140384557The NFCN is never interested. And never will be, just like the NFCE, NFCW, or NFCS
>>140384350previouspenix is also 35 by the time he would play
>>140384553Colts
>bears draft 2 busts>vikings draft 2 busts>lions trade up to draft a bust>packers draft great playerpackerchads we won
>>140384356What greener pastures? Legitimately, as much as many people won’t admit it, when /b/ started going to complete shit a lot of people migrated to Reddit 10-12 years ago. That site was obviously not a greener pasture. I tried different forums for a while, but they all have the same issues with regulation that all non-anonymous boards do. They all inevitably become infected with an ideological group think that pushes conformance. 4chan is still one of the only places with a large user base where you can (mostly) speak your mind. As defeatist as it may sound, this is the green pasture.
>>140384563>why does everyone act like 4chan is the only one that has retards and scumbags and shouldn't be touched with a ten foot pole? tumblr/facebook/reddit/twitter etc all have been infested with pedos and shit for years but they get to shrug it off cause they're not 4chan apparentlykek it do be like dat doe
>>140384344I honestly doubt Maye is even going to start in 2024 unless Kraft kneels to the impatient fanbase who will want him to start once Jacoby Brissett goes 1-4 to start the year and forces Mayo to make the switch.
>>140384553Not my Raiders. Telesco is a retarded.
>>140384566you now remember seahawks troonposting back before troons were common
>>1403845082023 taught us a lesson that we knew for a long time. Defense wins championships. If you look at a list of owl winners most of them had great defense. Brady had the best defensive coach of all time so that's a huge advantage he has over every QB. He had a top 10 defense more times in his career than Manning, Rodgers, and Mahomes combined. This allowed him to win multiple postseason games with 0 TD and 1 (or more) INTs.
>>140384384bless you anon
>>140384577>As defeatist as it may sound, this is the green pasture.The real green pasture is outside, with real people.
Imagine being proud of being an oldfag during the era where pizza was being spammed relentlessly and where desu dollars could get you vanned. Glad I’m a 2016 newfag and don’t have to see all that shit
>>140384551https://youtu.be/lEdjDpSdQtQ?si=XVDgSkr-XwkQWmdW
>>140384534I was. Lost interest in 2013.>>140384550It wasn't that bad back then. It was mostly oldfags from old /a/.
most mocks had Ravens going WR or OT in the first round, but they went defense (CB)Ravens only have 6 WRsZay Flowers - -Rashod Bateman - -Nelson AgholorDeonte Harty Tylan Wallace QSean RyanBaltimore lost three starters on the offensive line this offseason, and it only added backup Josh Jones in free agency.Ravens next picks areRound 2: No. 62Round 3: No. 93
>>140384589philly atlanta miami san fran and KC all copped our style.
>I honestly doubt Maye is even going to start in 2024>I honestly doubt Maye is even going to start in 2024>I honestly doubt Maye is even going to start in 2024
>>140384570Penix knees are like 60 years of age.
>>140384605>he wasn't around for coupon threadsYou poor soul.
>>140384553
>>140384590based peypey winning with a dumpster-tier defense
>>140384553packies
>kurt cousins
>>140384621Damn I had forgot about that free pizza I got
>>140384223Anyone past 2004 is a newfag and should go back to Redd*t . We old heads run this site
>>140384606kino era
>objectively and statistically a QB
>>140384223>/po/ faggot chink
>>140384216Packers should take a Cooper at 41 (DeJean if he's there Edgirrin otherwise), Melton at 58 and Bishop at 88. At 91 they should look to again bolster the OL room. I think Amegadjie is the guy if he's there.
What were the failcons thinking with drafting Penix
Is Aaron Rodgers the greatest gay QB of all time?
>>140384631QBs who won with terrible defenses should be given 2 rings on their resume. It's extremely hard to win in that situation.
>>140384598>real green pasture is outside, with real peoplebrb lemme hit the street real quick while I play Notorious KKK full blast. Retard.
>>140384608>tfw became a vtuber fag after 2020 because 2hu ended up becoming garbage
>>140384642The "$18 off $20 PSN gift cards" were a godsend for a 16 year old working 4 hours a week. And yes that shit absolutely worked.
>>140384479You slammed your PENIS in the Car DOOR!
>>140384618>throwing your rookie QB whose basically rookie year Josh Allen into the fire with no offensive line and crap receiverssurely that will turn out well.
>>140384610Wiggins (6-1/173) is only the second DB in the last 21 years to get drafted in the first round after weighing less than 175 pounds at the NFL combine. But he was the second-fastest player at this year's NFL combine, only allowed 176 yards to receivers in 10 games last season. He has the speed to match up against the likes of Bengals receiver Ja'Marr Chase. The Ravens can use Wiggins and Brandon Stephens as their outside cornerbacks and shift physical Marlon Humphrey into the slot. It just got tougher to move the ball against a Baltimore defense that allowed the fewest points in the league last season.Ravens GM Eric DeCosta:> "In my opinion, [he's] the best cover corner in the draft. Highly athletic, fantastic feet. [He's] a guy that can [become] a true shutdown-type corner." -- Ravens GM Eric DeCostaHe was projected late 1stR/early 2ndR with the highest #16 to Seahawks or #17 to Jags
>>140384608>It wasn't that bad back then. It was mostly oldfags from old /a/.i'll take your word for it
Am I the only dude pissed off we didn't get more hot sisters in the draft?All these pussies are afraid of not being picked
>>140384223My home board is /r9k/
>dook poopchute
are teh eagles winning?
>>140384621For me the cutoff is if they were around for christopher robin threads
>giving up a 3rd rounder for a CB when the pick of the litter would have still been available at 29I thought Brad Holmes was supposed to be some kind of genius GM?
>>140384678Why would players want some obese turbovirgins ogling their sisters?
You now remember that the corpse of Peyton was dragged to a super bowl ring by one of the greatest defenses of all time in a season where he was benched for multiple games for Brock Osweiler
>>140384678I went and found a pic of Bowers sister just because everyone here wouldn't shut the fuck up about her and she was a 6/10 at best.
>>140384665Vtubers are literally the reason I returned to 4chan. I quit in 2013 then when the vtuber thing took off I was curious to know if 4chan was aware of them, and surely enough the first thread I see was a vtuber thread on /jp/ in around 2020. Once you learn how the vtubers are exploiting paypigs it becomes hard to watch so I no longer follow them.
Bunch of newfags larping as being le oldfag herereal oldfags like me don’t brag about it
>>140384690>the pick of the litterPlease dont tell me you're talking about Cooper Dejean.
>>140384223/sp/, All the other high traffic boards are unusable now
>>140384216Rams need to trade up for the project OT out of Yale. It's a necessity.
>>140384692Fun fact one time an /nfl/ general got yeeted because people were trying to trade pictures of each others' sisters
>>140384672Would never survive pre-Hines Ward rule
>watching a bitch stream means youre getting le exploitedI think /r9k/ is more your style
yea the falcons are retarded but what about the chargers
/ourguy/ is free lads
>>140384712>people were trying to trade pictures of each others' sistersThat happens on /b/ regularly
>>140384678That dress is so unflattering. It smooshes her boobs flat and makes he look wide in the waste.
BUSSIN QBs only
>>140384692>have to be a virgin to admire attractive womenGo back and you will never be a woman
>>140384693How could I forget that? Peyton beating Brady one last time by barely doing anything while the defense beat the shit out of him was funny.
>>140384721he still have a conviction in LA lol he will continue to rot
>>140384720How is the Chargers interior OLine? I hope Harbaugh doesn't take JPJ.
>>140384223/tv/ and /ck/. Started like everyone else with /b/ but that board has been shit forever and then I went to /pol/. Been here since 2011 or 2012
>>140384720lolno
>>140384720Chargers took the right thing
If you weren't here forBZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZI don't want to hear your opinions on sports
>>140384580They clearly plan to sit him but will burn that plan after losing their first two games.
>>140384757The vuvuzelas?
>>140384747they're losing/lost their first team all pro center
I understand being hyped for your first round pick but buying shirts and especially jerseys is a huge risk when they could be terrible_gone/injured/traded in a year or 2. That's why I only buy shirts/jerseys of past players because there's no risk there.
I didn’t watch yesterday, did anyone pick Spencer Rattler?
>>140384720Best OT in the draft is almost never a bad pick
>>140384755"problem? what problem?"
>>140384757the death of spee. you can't let the brown hordes into the board and that's what the mods did
>>140384783Not yet. Someone will take him today
How will the AFC South cope with a Texan dynasty? They're the new Patriots.
>>140384795it's pronounced spuh
if you weren't here for "my name is Matt Stairs, but i prefer the escalator"i don't want to hear your opinion on sports.
>>140384786Alt is based and probably the only draft OL guy that could start in the NFL immediately and be okay
>>140384783Of course not
>>140384790they aren't playing 7 on 7 at least not yet
>>140384786Even just a really good OT is never a bad pick.
>>140384755TACKLE ELIGIBLEJOE ALT WR1IT'S FUCKING HAPPENING
Why are gms so fucking stupid. Spencer Rattler is RIGHT THERE and you pick some loser like Bo Nix
>>140384755There are still many good WRs left, this class is deep.
>>140384832My hawkies are getting him, feels so good. I've been a rattlerchad for what feels like forever
>>140384826
>>140384844kek
>>140384832I guess the raiders made them panic. It's hilarious hearing the raiders made both the falcons and the broncos panic.
if you weren't here for"Clint's christmas"i don't want to hear your opinion on sports
>>140384844yesss.... HAHAHA YESSSSS
>>140384675My only contribution to 4chan in the last 2 decades was suggesting to Eksopl to add ghost posting to the archives (he's one of the reasons we have websites like 4plebs, warosu, and desuarchive). In my own headcanon I'm the reason /jp/ exists. I recall writing multiple emails complaining to moot about Touhou fans hijacking threads on /a/. Then /jp/ was created to contain them. But after they left /a/ I missed them and ended up migrating to /jp/. Touhou fans behaved like terrorist on old /a/. If you disagreed with them they would launch a spam script that destroyed any thread. They were a legit problem. As soon as you saw this image you knew the thread was over since the spam would follow it and the moderation was non existent back then.
>>140384849Al Davis is a criminal
I need a qb first before anything else yes?
>>140384844
>>140384808>You now realize that Trevor Lawrence is the most veteran QB in this division and was drafted 3 years ago (will levis is actually older than him)
>>140384223/mu/
>>140384808The Bill O’Brien era was basically Patriots South with all the FAs and coaches we brought in from the Pats. We didn’t quite seem to have the same success the Pats had though
If you were here for the LeBron has no rings memes you're based and old
This board would be much better if they could delete any soccer, F1, NBA, hockey, MLB, cricket, tennis, AFL, and /when/ threads and permaban anyone who makes those.
>>140384844>flag on the play, number 76 failed to report as eligible >10 yard penalty, repeat 2nd down>*cut to video if Alt clearly reporting as eligible*
>>140384861criminally based
>>140384738thats what the blacks like
>>140384832Bo Nix will save you from the Chiefs
>>140384858Now touhou threads are blatant image dumps with zero rhyme or reason. >>140384849dunno why the Raiders decided to take Bowers still. Weird pick since AoC is a meh QB and Memeshew ain't much.
>>140384871This time is different
Biscuit + sausage patty + hashbrown + cheese = delicious sandwich
>>140384874/heem/
Belichick will be drafting for the Gnats this time next year screencap this post
>>140384621God, those were so cool. Wish they still worked.
>>140384858You sound like a fag
>>140384878Mo Dix isn't even gonna save them from being 3rd or 4th in the AFCW
>>140384844rb3 joe alt
>>140384858ghostposting is pretty based
>>140384590>b-but the DVOA!!!
Jetbros how are we feeling about >our first round pick?I don’t get not drafting starters It’s been 2 years in a row now
>>140384871Why does every Belichick disciple try to be him? The only one that wasn't a try hard was Brian Flores who was pretty good but he was fired because he didn't like Tua.
was hitler actually right about the jews or is it just schizo pol stuff?
>>140384908Surely you jest
>>140384908To be fair, Tyron Smith will die at some point in the season so Fashanu will eventually be a starter. Good decision by the Jets.
his name is penix
>>140384826>chargers building their o-line like the Lions, but with an actual QBY’all aren’t afraid enough yet.
rumor has it 4chan once had text boards
>>140384908Never wrong with taking offensive line. McDonald was worse because they took a position they were pretty much filled with. OL is a bigger need, and I doubt Smith or Moses or AVT stay healthy enough during the season. Also getting an extra 4th for a possible trade down helps. Wishing they can get Franklin or Coleman either way.
>>140384908you guys have done ok so far
>>140384881>Now touhou threads are blatant image dumps with zero rhyme or reason.The western Touhou fandom reached a plateau and has been steadily declining. It had a small resurgence during the pandemic but it's not able to compete with things like vtubers. Before /vt/ was created /jp/ was briefly one of the fastest moving boards, but their autistic gatekeepers chased them out so now their threads are all ghost towns. Could have used that influx of vtuber traffic to grow the Touhou fandom.
>>140384941they still need a real receiver
>>140384944All boards are text boards you retard what the fuck do you think your reading
>>140384933BENIX!
>>140384941Goff has been to a SB. Sorry bud.
>>140384912>he just didnt like the best QB the franchise has had in 20 years
>>140384946This time is different
At what point does Goodell step in and fix this mess?
>>140384952or the weird other threads there. the best part of /jp/ was always seeing shit like the train threads, or the Gravure threads. Now you got way too much touhou threads and people just needing image dumps.
If you weren't here forBig Brother Ian threadsI don't want to hear your opinion on sports
This is a ridiculously stacked offensive draft. There’s at least 3 WRs still available that would have gone in the first last year. Not to mention the fact that even with the massive run on offense, no one’s taken a running back yet.
If you think the penix pick was bad, you don’t know ball
>>140384981shut up brandon stop coping
>>140384972Can the league just take a few draft picks and bail us out of this cap nightmare already?
>>140384981>no one’s taken a running back yetgood. RBs should never be first round picks
>>140384966And I’m sure he didn’t shit the bed. Right?
>>140384972Only NFC division I didn't see represented in the divisional round was the NFC East. Fix that shit division first.
>>140384869Did she temporarily put her cheeks back in?
>>140384861so are most of the posters on this site big deal
>>140384952>/vt/the line had to be drawn somewhere
>>140384944/prog/ was the only good textboard. Fun fact, there used to be a hidden field on /prog/ to catch spam bots and if you posted in it you would get a 3 day ban. I used to use it to help with the 4chan addiction.
what is TND?
/jp/ was trash no one wanted to stay on that shithole by the time /vt/ was created. All 2hufags ever did was seethe we bumped off their dead image dumps
>>140385012Tonight, nuts deep. A standard greeting your mother sends to every drafted player.
The Carolina Panthers receive QB Bryce YoungThe Chicago Bears receiveWR DJ MooreOT Darnell WrightCB Tyrique StevensonQB Caleb Williams2025 second round pick
Reddit. Reddit has better football discussion.
>>140385019Bears are definitely winning the superb owl
>>140385019Who is legitimately more angry with the Panthers front office? Panther fans or Packer fans?
>>140384644>Anyone past 2004 is a newfag2005 here. I've never talked to any anon who claimed to be from 2003 or 2004. Those people are extremely rare. Doubt any of them still posts.
racemixing should literally be illegal
>>140385016>was seethe we bumped off their dead image dumpsWhy did you guys do this again? I never figured this out. There was an active campaign of bumping off threads.
>>140385041*enforced
>>140384223Fpbp as usual
>>140385039because most of them are in prison
>>140385041you just got no kween game
The Falcons taking Penis was the highlight. Absolutely hilarious
>>140385037panthers ownership
>>140385012The National Desk
>>140385050butt only BMWF right goldstein??
>>140385062I hope the owners threw a drink at him kek
>>140385050>>140385055Post diaper, sodomite.
>>140385070BMWM is hotter
>>140384985>black QB>old enough to be my grandfather >more used up and broken down than a senior sorority sister at ASU>failcunts literally just signed a QB who has a minimum of 3 good years left>on top of all this his last name is literally Penis
>>140385053There was an /l/ board back then and it seemed like every week someone would spam real cp. That was a different era.
>>140385039/tg/ has to be the oldest board by user
The falcons are also going to take Spencer Rattler. The GM is going full rebellion
>>140385037Panthers fans
>>140385086I honestly hope the Raiders take him. That would be the best landing spot available.
Name my band
>>140385062cj looks like an undercover cop here lmao
>>140384577>What greener pastures?real life. they've left the internet.
The falcons picked a black left handed QB named michael? Dogs in the ATL area on panic alert
>>140385098The George Floyd avengers
>>140385019What's the odds that 2025 5th ends up being 33?
>>14038509830 to Life
>>140385098How long until Diggs starts whining?
>>140385098chuck's buck n suck formerly sneeds
>>140384912because they think his no nonsense attitude is the reason why he was successful and not the fact he had the greatest quarterback of all time on top of being one of the most meticulous coaches when it came to film study.
>>140385113New England seems to have that on lock
>>140385113*2nd, I am retarded, or possibly dyslexic.
>>140385098barts fart and shart
>>140385118kek
>>140385098Death Row Offensive Records
>>140384529Good thing Elon fixed the website. CLICK HERE FOR MY ONLY FRIENDS!!
>>140385113It’s definitely going to be earlier than 40.
>all this posting about oldfags>not a single trip in this threadwe finally did it
>>140384529I remember that night. Laughed so hard
>>140385115Week 1. He’s a shitty receiver and overrated from the Minneapolis miracle.
Reminder that at least part of the reason there’s this run on QBs is next draft has fucking no one. It’ll be worse than the Pickett draft. Shitdurr could be the first QB off the board.
>>140385149All the old tripfags trooned out
>>140385062Tepper is the next insane person the league will eventually push out.I think the best kind of owner would ask a potential GM in an interview how they will tard wrangle them. Owners are just rich fans. Fans aren’t good at drafting. I wouldn’t have picked Jordan Love. Guti could have lost his job, and in a traditionally run organization, he probably would have been fired by an owner after the 21 divisional loss to SF. Mitigating the retard with the checkbook’s ability to impact the team should be a skill the owner looks for when hiring.
>>140385149See>>140385141
>>140385167Hey, whatever Lexplorer and OldGay do in their life we should accept.
>>140385154You'll see vast improvements in his game now that's not playing with a fraud qb anymore
Coach Prime
>>140385158There will be guys who develope or come out of the blue, there nearly always is
>>140385193I can't believe Amazon got away with buying the rights to a coach's name
>>140385185OldBay is the least surprising one. Idk why tries to fight who he actually is on the inside.
>>140385193Go on...
>>140385200This, Burrow was a 6th or 7th round projection to undrafted before his Heisman season at LSU, then went #1.
>>140385193I need some of those wings that Coach Primate
>>140385149I've shit on tripfags for decades yet I genuinely miss some of them who stopped posting. Never thought I would say that.
>>140385158Shedeur is going 1.1
>>140385221
>>140385149your right we need new retards now starting with me
>>140385158>Desperate teams once again overreaching because muh weak qb class next seasonI hate this repeat of 2021.
>>140385211He was clear with it, always talking about Mistress T and Xev Bellringer. He was probably fantasizing about Lamar Jackson fucking him hardcore, only to realize Lamar's a premature ejaculator as we've seen by his playoff record.
>>140384995At least he's been to one. Lmao check yourself
>>140385208Yeah Amazon with their thousands of jewish lawyers can’t win a case against an innocent black man. (((They))) have to own and control everything don’t they?
The guys who requested a normal cap instead of a flat bill hat are the only based draftees
>>140385221Coach Prime eats.Coach Prime was eating.Coach Prime has eaten.Coach Prime _________.
>>140385265flat bill faggots mad cause theirs didnt have stickers on it
>>140385193I thought there it was again, but it wasn't.
>>140385270Coach Primate eats bananas
Who let all these amateur sport watchers into the NFL thread?
>>140385265>Kyle Shanahan did not like that
Drake Maye is present at Gillette. Time to clean out of folder.
>>140385230People are saying he's complete ass but he wasn't from what I saw. He had a good feel for the pocket moving around and keeping his eyes downfield to find the open man with good ball placement and he has decent size as well. Of course his team was outmatched talentwise and also choked some games away they should have won but I didn't think he was awful.
>>140385221And there it is.
>>140385287Do you not?
1983 had 6 QBs taken in the first round but not 1-2-3legit all 6 of them could be out of the league in 5 years
>team drafts a sure-fire, can't miss OT in the middle of the firstfeels fucking great bros. i would like to thank all the retards reaching for a QB.
>>1403853123 of those became hofers. An all-time class.
>With Marvin Harrison Jr not signing his NFLPA licensing deal, this message appears on NFLShop and other sites:>ATTN CARDINALS FANS: Currently, Fanatics and other retailers are not able to offer Marvin Harrison Jr. merchandise until he signs a licensing contract with the NFLPA. Products will be immediately available once he signs.
Why do teams even bother drafting defensive players in the first 2 rounds? With how heavily the rules are skewed towards offenses it's better to use all your high draft picks on offensive players and use rounds 3-7 to get defensive players since defense matters less.
>>140385344youre ydkb is showing
who is winning NFC north
Seriously, how are you guys going to beat my Chiefs now that they have a top 5 offense and defense?>Travis Kelce>Rashee Rice>Hollywood Brown>Xavier Worthy>Louis Rees-Zammit>Isiah Pacheco
What time does the 2nd round start?
>>140385327none of them will be from this class>>140385310no he eats ass
>>140385376The Packers, but the Lions and Bears will make the offs.
>>140385376>who is winning NFC north
>>1403853847pm ET
>there will be no HOF from this draft because I le say>please ignore that /nfl/ says every QB every year is a bust
>>140385385I get it.
>>140385376packers easily
>>140385376the nfc west
>>140385410I'm a bust expert and can confidently say all them are guaranteed busts
>>140385410There will be a HOF player from this draft. Doubt it will be a QB though.
>>140385376You already know b
What’s your funniest 4chan story?
>>140385439MHJ will be a HOFer on a different team
>>140385377Who's playing cornerback?
>>140385098Run AFC
>>140385376Bears
>>140385443that time there was a 4chan dance and /sp/ was split between fighting /v/ over getting to take /a/ to the dance or if we should take /cgl/ instead
>>140385454Trent MacDuffie
>Caleb>JJ>GoofHmm, which one of these AMAZING QBs should I choose? They're all SO GOOD. Did you even need to ask this? It's the Packers, obviously.
Guess what? I think your team's pick SUCKS
>>140385443Not sure if this is funny or sad but I participated on a raid back in 2010s and insulted a girl by saying "tits or GTFO" and she sent nudes so I got her skype and we started dating. She didn't realize I was insulting her.
>>140385502jokes on you my team didnt have a pick
>>140385343Retard is costing himself money from retarded consoomers who impulse buy the draft pick jerseys immediately
>>140385486He's great but too short to play outside
>>140385376Packers are a young team with like zero ego. They're going to win it all
>Drafting a WR when you already have two all-pro receiversIf this means the Niners are losing somebody, I hope it's Deebo to the Pats and we draft Dejean
>>140385454Their defense will take a minor setback without Sneed, but they're really great at drafting and devloping at that position. Not to mention they already have Trent McDuffie who is arguably just as good as Sneed.
>>140385520Players get jack shit from jersey sales
>>140385376
I'm disappointed in Packers fans right now. I'm seeing way too many memes about Caleb Williams being gay because he wears Nail polish. Making fun of people's sexual orientation is not the flex you think it is- it just reinforces the belief that we are a stupid hick fan base. Lombardi did not tolerate any bigotry.He can wear whatever he wants.We'll still own them!GO PACK.
>>140385502You didn't have to tell everyone that
>>140385535>trading one of the best players on your still contending team
>>140384216Between Kool-Aid and Dejean one of them will fall to the packers. Packers taking the career LT coming off an ACL tear fucked up a lot of boards heading into tonight.
>>140385545Poor form for the fanbase that had the biggest faggot in the league for years.
>>140385376Wions repeat
>>140385545I'm all for gay rights and stuff but homosexuality doesn't belong on the football field. I'm not bending over next to a guy who admits he's gay. NFL should have a don't ask don't tell policy. Caleb is making it too obvious he's on the downlow if you know what that term means.
Imagine if on the cute photo-op phone call the GM and coach make to a player before they pick them asking if "they're ready" to join the team and how they feel about it they were just like, "fuck no I don't want you to draft me"
>>140385578>Goof still QBgood luck with that
Lions Packers BearsVikings
>>140385583there is literally no greater feeling than feeling a mans balls clap against your fuzzy asshole and feeling his girth going in and out of you. All men also love to grunt and roar when they dump a load of cum in you and its the greatest feeling ever
What did EDP think of the Quinyon pick last night?
Tay bros, it's official>Taylor Swift grew up as a fan of the Philadelphia Eagles. Only recently did she convert to the Kansas City Chiefs by nature of her relationship with Travis Kelce.>The international pop icon is officially engulfed in her fandom to the fullest extent after the first round of the NFL Draft on Thursday night.>Swift “liked” an Instagram post of Xavier Worthy’s reaction to being picked by the Chiefs.
That Broncos pick took like 5 seconds. Why do all the other teams take so long?
>>140385601Btw, Raiders fan.
>>140384216>commies let Maye fall to the Patshow do you make such a monumental fuck up? Maye has some flaws but his upside is Mahomes-tier and he's huge.
>>140385596Luck or whatever worked last year, I'll take it>>140385615Iirc Goodell got mad at the Lions for picking Hutch too fast
>>140385615When you have Zach Wilson on your roster you want to draft his replacement as soon as possible.
>You can't take offensive line, remember when we drafted becton? He was strong too and was a bustMekhi "Fat fuck" Becton ruined himself by making himself grossly overweight and couldn't even find a way to an NFL roster this season. Fashanu isn't even close to Mekhi.
You done fucked up Razorcakeshttps://www.instagram.com/reel/C6NgvnZsLQV/
>>140385621>le runny black qb
>>140385607Omg #slay
>>140385601What the fuck…
>>140385557>Drafting a slot receiver with your 1st pickSomething's got to give, if they really passed up DB/OT talent for what will be a WR3 in their system I will shit a brick
>>140385583Man, you sound really insecure
>>140385607The Eagles and Chiefs get along and have shared history from coaches and players. If not for our owl meeting our teams would practically be siblings. If Taylor was a fan of the Bengals, Raiders, Broncos, or Bills then it would be a problem.
>>140385601keep your faggotry off my board
>>140385601I’m a Chiefs fan if that matters whatsoever btw.
>>140385535This feels like a move to save money not to make the team better. If we end today without at least 3 picks between OL and DB I'm rioting
Cowchads, why are we not picking again until 56 and which position do we take? And will we EVER get another offensive weapon to take some of the workload off CeeDee
>>140385689>CeeDeeHe's upset and will request a trade. Dak is leaving as well and the Falcons just took Penix from you. It's genuinely over after this year.
>>140385615the broncos don't know how to edge and can only cum quickly
>>140385689jerry's taking a DL at 56 who will bust
>>140385593The only player I could see actually doing something like this is Manziel
>>140385601And this is why people did not want to allow you the right to marry…Boomers were right about the slippery slope
Thinking about Drake Maye
>>140385710Not a bronco but my last couple of orgasms have been awful. I run out of breath and the orgasm just doesn't come out properly and the feeling isn't as strong. I think it might be the cigs I smoke. Help.
>>140385689you guys are going to take Rattler I think ( no memes)
>>140385733its quite funny the Washington fans seem to be in a civil war over the Daniels pick. Obviously Maye would have been the best pick long term, but I guess they want immediate short term success.
>>140385689They're going to pick the DT that's going to jail for DUI
>>1403856829ers were basically fucked when every lineman went off the board before them. Even the guys the cowboys and packers drafted could be considered reaches. Also saving money and making the team better in the long term arent mutually exclusive. And basically all the WRs after the big 3 were a crapshoot so its possible they got their guy they were targeting
>>140385637The team lied for him two years in a row too. Big fat fuck never lost a single pound.
>>140385737fucking broncos cant even choke properly
>>140385753They care more about Youtube highlights and Madden than what it takes to actually be good. I was so relieved when those retards took Daniels at 2.
The crowd should riot if Rattler isn’t selected in the 2nd round
i'll never complain about drafting OL or DL in the first round regardless of how much depth the team already has
>>140385758We could have traded up, we have plenty of draft capital for once and there were a bunch of players that fell down the board within our trade up range. I have no idea what the fuck they were thinking.
>>140385621They wanted a QB who was ready to start for more instant results. Bad move in the long run but typical for Washington.
>>140385803Okay fag
>>140385803To be fair, I'm White and I smell a little bit like weed smoke
What was he saying?
>>140384216My Steelers (:
>>140385803Why would you live with one anyways? You should know what you’re getting into. Also don’t leave your wallet out
>>140385827>We drafted Penix. Feel free to fire me if you want to be forced to sell your franchise.
>>140385827>FROM THE TWISTED MIND OF JORDAN PEELE
>>140385827ponytail in the back. asian man or white woman?
Are there any teams that have never picked #1 overall?
>>140385831Steelers fan are fucking insane, remember Chris Watts? Big Steelers fan.
>>140385827hes trying to explain to the owner why waffle house is better than ihop
>>140385832I’m pretty sure he’s been stealing food and stole money from me at first. I started keeping everything in my room. GIBES ME DAT BRUH
>>140385827He adjusted his position for those hand motions, those must have been important
>>140385827"See, the thing these other teams don't know is, the name of the store was just Chuck's. That's it. It wasn't Chuck's Seed and Feed, it wasn't Chuck's Suck and Fuck, it was just Chuck's. That's it, just Chuck's."
>>140385847Why are you so obsessed with race? Is it just autism?
>>140385803My first girlfriend was black but we didn't live together because we were 14She was really nice actually
>>140385827They're just big fans of Russel Crowe re-enacting their favorite scene from Draft Day for its 10 year anniversary
>>140384216Skins to take the byu tackle at 36 then bpa rest of the night
>>140385847nigerians are pretty conservative, maybe she just doesn't like whores
>>140385847They even rank themselves. They hate african and Caribbean born blacks. They hate even american light skinned. Black people love the white mans culture so much they've become greater racists than hitler.
You are GM /sp/, you can only pick onewho do you go with??
>>140384223/k/ /tg/ /v/.
>>140385901The one on the left, because I know ball
>>140385901Kirk Cousins
>>140385901Is there a gun to my head?
>>140385859I remember /tv/ going ballistic over this guy
>>140385911t. Mel Kiper (who loved Sam Darnold too)
>>140385889>10 year anniversarynigger dont you fucking lie to mewaitfuck
>>140385901>Black QBs
>>140385901Who do you go with?
>>140385601How BOUT THEM COWBOYS
Oh look! The /pol/tards have woken up from their late night bender
>>140385601I'm straight but I've had a couple of gay experiences. >brother molested me when I was like 5 but this is mostly a blur. Siblings experimenting is way more common than you think.>an older kid would sneak into my bed and massage my pelvis when I was at foster care facility. I would pretend to be sleeping since I was scared and would eventually fall asleep.Despite being only attracted to girls those early sexual encounters left mental scars which led to curiousty. I recently saw a trans prostitiute. Anal sex is painful and I'll never understand its appeal. You assume it's going to feel the same way it does when you're taking a shit but it feels nothing like it. It is extremely painful and awkward but isn't as bad if you slow it down. At least now I know what not to do with my gf when I'm fucking her ass.
>>140385859>from north carolina>lived in denver>steelers fanmake it make sense
>>140385905Her name was Tyranny and I colonized lolThe most ironic gf I ever had
What causes a player to totally collapse and wash out like Mac Jones? How do you avoid these guys in the draft or is it just random chance?
holy smokes the nfc north runs the nfl going foward
Seriously, what are the chances that we can get Jackson Powers Johnson at 45?
>>140385948>LOOK AT THESE ADVANCED STATS AGAINST TECH SCHOOLS AND COMMUNITY COLLEGES NOT WINS AND MACRO STATS
>>140385962
>>140385962He was never good. It was very obvious that he was never going to be good enough to succeed in the NFL.
>>140385962Don't bring in a guy that hands off the ball if you need him to do more
>>140385962>What causes a player to totally collapse and wash out like Mac Jones?Your head coach completely fucking you over and making Matt Patricia and Joe Judge the offensive coordinators in your 2nd season.
>>140385962just dont ignore the red flags bruh stop being blind on purpose
>>140385962I honestly think Bill had no clue how to support a QB in any way at all and it got worse over the years with Tom handling everything. Mac had some beginner's luck but then got figured out and had no recourse.
>>140385905Don't knock black girls. Fluffy hair, big tits, thick thighs, soft lips. I've dated a few.
What if we started fucking nigger’s girlfriends and wives? I wonder if things would change. Slave owners used to rape the women and it kept the men in line.
>>140385979Wasn't it just a sprained ankle?
>>140385962How is it a mystery? Patrick fucking Mahomes would struggle to win 7 games with the absolute dog shit that's on New England's roster right now. I actually feel bad for Jones, he never really had a chance
>>140385984>>140385985>>140385998>>140386000See>>140385995
>>140386022Good
>>140386016bro dont try to steal my name its mine
I know ball, and i know mccarthy is gonna be a bum
>>140385827>>140385852Looks asian, but nose looks jewish. So maybe both?
>>140386002>fluffy hairThey are velcro heads, their “hair” is fur and smells like shit
>>140386015It's insane how everyone blames Mac for the complete mismanagement of the offense by Belichick. Dude didn't have a chance after his rookie season.
>>140386022what's the score?
>>140385978And Penix was throwing to multiple NFL-level receivers. Maybe, just maybe, it's better to watch all the film and determine the player's abilities based on that (like in the image I posted).
EDGE or WR, who do the Lions take, assuming there's an equally good player available at each position when 61 comes up?
>>140386042I think you've been actually dating dogs, anon
>>140386046Doesn't have a chance now either but that's besides the point
>>140385962lack of weapons. The best receivers on their team are the tight ends.
>>140386015Defense wins championships. A good defense and QB combination is a formula for success. I would argue the Patriots recieving core was better than the Chiefs last season who lead the league in drops. Put Allen on the Patriots and they make it to the playoffs.
>>140386042That's only like 75%+ black womenThe chick I dated was half black at most
>>140386084Fix your team, Jerry
>>140386084Meds, I live around some black people in Connecticut and they’re really friendly and sweet.
Who ya got?
not being given a good chance and not deserving it in the first place are not mutually exclusive. it can be both the team's fault and the player's fault at the same timesee: josh rosen
>>140386054Maybe, just maybe, better QBs make receivers look better. USC is literally fucking loaded at wideout the fuck are you on.
>>140386082>defense wins championshipsThere is zero proof to support this. Top 5 offenses have won more Super Bowls than top 5 defenses.
>>140386061No I’m just not a liberal faggot that believes in interracial relationships. It’s disgusting and just not right. If you look at a mixed kid and think “oh that looks like a normal person” there is something seriously wrong with you. We shouldn’t be attracted to them.
Report and ignore /pol/ invaders
>>140386046He didn't really help his own case last season. He kept throwing off his back foot for terrible throws that got picked.
Duck on Duck violence
Mac Jones would have won a super bowl if he was on the 49ers
>>140386103latu is gonna go on ir for the season after a camp injury so not him
>>140386058Let's be honest anon nobody cares who your team is picking on day 2, it's time to shit fling 1st round picks
>>140386084beyond based>>140386100no one cares about your oreo token black friend from an all white town…go reside by a bunch of the ones down south and you’ll never look at them the same way again
>>140384223I hope the 2015 part is bait. But anyway Ive been here since 05 or 06 I can't remember because I was around 12 years old, and I main /v/, /g/, and /pol/And some /a/ and /ck/Go loins btw
>>140386108see pic:>>140384590Teams with good defense are more likely to win than teams with bad defense. Men lie, women lie, but numbers don't.
>>140386107>USC is literally fucking loaded at wideoutName 3 receivers Caleb threw to without looking them up
>>140386127You seem upset, did you forgot to take your meds?
>>140386112I'd rather report you for being a faggotWhat else are we gonna shoot the shit about before the draft starts back up?
>>140386100Got some sweet boys up in Hartford
>>140386119the 49ers wouldnt have even had a winning record with fuckin mac jones
>>140386139There is a stable of 4 and 5 stars sitting there not "getting thrown to" because they have an overhyped basedboy who lives for the big play doing it. Get that through your damn fucking head. Receivers get acclaim for tons of targets and yards, not the highlight reel throws.
>>140386143which QBs have the cutest feet
>>140386139What he meant to say is "USC is fucking full of wide load receivers"
>>140386100They’re nice in Connecticut because they’re broken and not surrounded by their inferior counterparts. As soon as they gang up together they chimp out. Try living in Atlanta Chicago or NOLA
>>140385062https://twitter.com/WBTV_News/status/1783882844302889178
>>140386138And here is the actual data that matters:https://www.bruinsportsanalytics.com/post/defense_wins>We did not find that defensive ranking was a better indicator of a playoff berth than offensive ranking, and in fact, we found that a higher fraction of the league's top 5 offenses has made the playoffs over the past 20 years than the league's top 5 defenses. Based on our data, we are unable to conclude that defense is significantly more valuable than offense when it comes to winning championships. We were unable to find a significant difference in the offensive and defensive ranking of Super Bowl champions through the past 20 seasons. Throughout the Patriots’ reign, we did not find that they had a significantly better offense or defense in the years of their 6 Super Bowl victories.>Overall, we did not find convincing evidence that “defense wins championships” rings true in the NFL over the past 20 seasons. It is plausible that the NFL’s offensive explosion can be attributed to recent rule changes and improved offensive schemes. With stars like Tom Brady and Drew Brees obliterating passing records set mere seasons prior by Peyton Manning, and young wizards like Patrick Mahomes knocking at the door, this offensive explosion doesn’t appear to be losing traction.
>>140385948The right one is lower risk and if good can run a pro offense
>>140386136>But anyway Ive been here since 05 or 06I'm sorry anon but whenever someone makes the claim of being from my era of 2005. I must quiz them. What was the biggest hack incident that happened to 4chan. This wasn't an obscure meme or insider joke that only a handful of people know. This impacted everyone so there's no excuse for not knowing it.
Blank liked Penix because he says "yessah" like a schwartze should
>>140386170KEK
>>140386173>my nerdshit is better than your nerdshitcertified retard moment, I should know
>>140386173>over the past 20 yearsStopped reading right there. I'm talking about for the entirety of the sport. Which includes the 40s. Defense was always the biggest indicator of winning.
>>140386127You know I've been on this site for years and I still can't tell if jamokes like you are for real or just playing pretend. You write like the type of guy who storms out of a restaurant after finding out your daughter's dating a black guy. If you even have kids.
>>140386139The only guy I remember is Jordan Addison and I think he was at USC for just 1 year
Need more oversized square jawed autistic Offensive Linemen
>>140386184If everyone knows then how is it a good quiz question idiot, you're supposed to pick obscure niche shit that only the real ones would recognize
>of the Lincoln Riley products: Baker, Kyler, Jalen, Williams>Williams accomplished the least and got the most media hypeExplain this
https://x.com/gandhiaoc/status/1776302216267416005?s=42&t=KLOepk7-gCtsIaIta6bW7AWhy are they like this?
>>140385327Three of them weren’t >black qbs either
>>140386207>If everyone knows then how is it a good quiz question idiot,It's something that everyone knows from that era. I've yet to see anyone answer it correctly so I'm curious to see if this anon is successful.
>>140386184I'm not him but are you talking about the pink Mcdonalds shit?
Didn't even need to make any moves to get the best QB in the draft
>>140386205are we talking "kinda quiet and doesnt talk well" autism or "will kick your ass at pokemon" autism
>>140386199>I'm saying that defense still wins championships and I don't care that the data says it doesn't, because the past still says it does
>>140386170His jew friends are going to have to reel him in quick. You can do this as a normal jew but not a goyworld celebrity
>>140386228Nix is a faggot, he absolutely sucks. He literally had his buck sitting next to his girlfriend at his draft party
>>140386243That's his wife
>>140386227No, that's not it. That didn't impact the entire website so one could use an excuse that they didn't browse that board. The one I'm referring to impacted everyone. Also, if you know don't help that anon. He made a claim of being here at 05 so he must answer it on his own.
>>140386209Not a midge
>>140386253Same thing, she’ll just leave him once he gets cut
Any of you queers gonna bake or just keep talking about faggots?
Could have sworn this was /nfl/ not /pedoweeb/
>>140386263New>>140386263
funny and addictive 4chan
>>140386257>6'1Damn near close. That's Drew Brees Zone.
>>140386156Those are some weird names.
>>140386184I'm that original anon. Like I said I was 12, I scrolled /b/ here and there for laughs, I dont know exactly what you're talking about though if I'm sure I've heard of it if you say what it was. Honestly tho don't care if nobody believes me, I don't believe other faggots who say they've been around that long either personally
>>140385984He wasn't incredibly talented, but the guy went from a functional QB to a mental case in a year. Other players can get shot on and push back. Jones melted.
>>140386174Do you seriously think that? Look at his accuracy, all over the field. Look at his inability to work past his first read. Look how much worse he his under pressure, and passing to receivers that aren't wide open.
