>Week 54/27: SA @ ARL - 7:00 ET, FOX4/27: BMH @ HOU - 7:00 ET, FOX4/28: STL @ DC - 12:00 ET, ESPN4/28: MI @ MEM - 3:00 ET, FOX>Week 65/04: BMH @ MEM - 12:00 ET, ABC5/04: HOU @ STL - 3:00 ET, FOX5/05: ARL @ MI - 1:00 ET, FOX5/05: SA @ DC - 4:00 ET, FOXprevious: >>140172656
>>140441009>First player in the UFL to pass 1,000+ passing yards>still 0-5poor guy lol
>>140441009>First player in the UFL to pass for 1,000+ yards>0-5
Battlehawks vs Defenders game thread >>140441656
>>140441669Game thread
>>140441662>>140441677
>>140441662>>140441677Man this is getting obnoxious, we've done this like 3 times in 2 weeks.
this game is living up to the hype so far
Dc gets a chance before halftime
How bout that dc!
fun game so far, not bad
BigD’WayneEnergyCringe
>>140443955you now remember Vince
>>140444051Organic fan signs vs. corporate shilling
What a disastrous game for the Defenders
It just keeps getting worse
I was trying to figure out who the 4th best team is. I think its MichiganThey gave the battle hawks their only lossThey played the stallions close in a lossThey beat Houston by multplie scoresThey had a tough game against San AntonioI think they should beat up on Memphis
Time to clean house for DC.
WHO DOIN A VICTORY SHOT WITH ME
someone wanna make a thread for the Panthers @ Showboats game?
>>140446789Gamethread >>140446922
>>140446925thanks
I give up. no more ufl for me. have fun guys.
>>140447243Anon, don't give up
>>140447243cmon, you cant bail at the halfway mark. theres still time for your team to turn it around
>>140447243fag
>>140447243Cmon bro keep watching. Enjoy the memes. Hey if you're that butthurt just "support" Birmingham and hope they can stop the 4th quarter Hawks.
Kickerbros they're laughing at us
>Roughnecks have to play Battlehawks in St Louis next weekFugggg...
>>140451359And the Cardinals look like shit. It should be a rowdy bunch.
Tier 1: Birmingham, St. LouisTier 2: San AntonioTier 3: Michigan, DCTier 4: Memphis, HoustonTier 5: Arlington.
>>140452827Defenders have been the most surprising team this year imo. losing abrams has really hurt them and the lack of a consistent run game is really starting to take its toll
Whats peoples opinion on pierrera or whatever that dude calling the shots name is? It seems he gave showbots some leaway on that one touchdown. Was it a completed pass?
>>140453405He clearly didn't complete the pass. Pereira seems like he really hates doing this, like he's better than the league and this is demeaning
>>140446590I cannot believe Memphis was favored.
>>140453405Pereira sucks and needs to be locked back up in the CGI cuck room so that Blandino can take care of business
>>140453405Sucks. Deano needs to just be the judge for all the games. Periera looks like he doesn't even want to be there half the time
Halfway done the season. 5 games left. Is your team comfortable or is everything on fire?
>>140453830At least use the site that actually updates. As for >my team, looking good. Defense has stepped up past few weeks, and offense is ridiculous despite a bunch of injuries.
>>140453830>Is your team comfortable or is everything on fire?What do you think?
>>140453830>>140453858Ready for my renegades to be statistically eliminated next week if they lose again. If Battlehawks and Brahmas win again, and Renegades lose next week, there's no chance. We're done for the season.
>>140453858>DC
Overbros eatin good today
i think the Stallions are gonna end up running away with the championship. they look beatable but none of the teams so far have really been able to capitalize on their turnovers. Defenders came closest but they left too much time on the clock for them to win with a FG
>>140454307Can they beat STL @ Home? Obviously Hawks still need to make it there, but beating a team twice is hard.
Anon's all UFL teamQB: AJ McCarron, St. LouisRB: Wes Hills, MichiganWR: Hakeem Butler, St. LouisWR: Marcus Simms, MichiganWR: Jontre Kirklin, San AntonioTE: Jace Sternberger, BirminghamOL: Liam Fornadel, DCOL: Bobby Evans, ArlingtonOL: Jacob Burton, MichiganOL: Alex Taylor, BirminghamOL: Michael Maietti, DCiDL: Carlos Davis, BirminghamiDL: Jalen Redmond, ArlingtonEDGE: Dondrea Tillman, BirminghamEDGE: Breeland Speaks, MichiganLB: Mike Rose, St. LouisLB: Tavante Beckett, San AntonioCB: Darius Phillips, San AntonioCB: Lorenzo Burns, BirminghamCB: Corn Elder, HoustonS: Kai Nacua, MichiganS: Qwynnterrio Cole, St. LouisK: Matt McCrane, DCP: Matt White, MemphisR: Darrius Shepherd, St. Louis
feels good battlebros
>>140455470stfu
Has your girl taken the Dog Pill yet?
>>140457084
>>140457084umad fendienog?
What’s stopping you from attending a game?This is the 4 hour drive map. Surely a circle touches you.
>top of the XFL KAWnferenceas it should be
>>140459377>Surely a circle touches you.he thinks
>>140459377>What’s stopping you from attending a game?the product
>>140462794I'm sure something else touches you just after bedtime.
>>140462830yeah, the bed
>>140462823this. watching my team at home for free is frustrating enough.
ESPN really should be using this Beer Snake graphic during their broadcasts of the Defenders games. I found it on ESPN's UFL Today weekly recap vid but i dont think they've ever used it during a game yet
>>140453405The announcers grilling him about that touchdown was hilarious
>>140465066Look, its a TD because.... well, because i said so, alright!?
Piping fresh attendance comparisons
>>140465900Why is the fixture setup so bad though?>Michigan with 3 home matches in a row>Birmingham not playing at home until week 3>teams in general alternating two at home with two away instead of one home one away
>>140465900kinda curious what the Stallions' week 4 attendance would have been like if it werent for the bad weather
>>140466169Part of it is because they don't have any leeway with the stadiums they're renting. They get told "These are the dates we have available, take your pick". Not gonna lie I'm shocked DC got to play yesterday, since United just used the field the day before.>>140466198My guess is probably like 12-13k.
Somehow the team keeps getting worse but the attendance doesn't really drop. Probably in that same 7-8 range.
>>140467883Up next, Battlecawks squashing the Refnex. This is actually the first time Houston has played in STL. Solid looking sales, hope it picks up. Gonna again guess around 35k.
>>140467883>>140467928This feels like a lie, but the Panthers game appears to have decent sales. Could totally be that most of it hasn't been opened, but I can believe.
>>140467883>>140467928>>140467954Despite the L and despite it not being a rivalry game, this almost feels like as many people as last week. Kudos DC. Now the UFL needs to play up the fan atmosphere more.
>>140467883>>140467928>>140467988Be careful with the pink seats, those are resellers/scalpers. 90% of them wont be filled
>>140469792>trying to resell at a venue that will have mountains of empty seatsfor what pvrpose
>>140469792Yes but for the figures they give they count like anyone else. Sports teams always give out tickets sold, not the actual turnstile number.
>>140467928cardinals play the white sox at 1:15 might pull some seats
>>140471848Yeah but everyone's pissed at the Cardinals for being shit. So might be OK.
>>140473943Unironically my favorite STL coach for any sport, only other one that comes close is Craig Berube. We tend to hire wieners and losers.
Kaw
>>140483353stfu
>>140473943how do you get a UFL gf?
>>140483626Be Reffie Thunderflag
>>140483626Scream in a girl's face after your team scores a TD, obviously
Ratings are in>Saturday Fox simulcast777,000>SundayDC vs STL(ESPN) - 688,000Memphis vs Michigan(ABC) - 731,000
>>140485910Compared to last year>XFL Week 5Houston @ Seattle(ESPN, TNF) 260kDC @ STL(FX) 320kOrlando @ Vegas(FX) 230kArlington @ San Antonio(ESPN2) 250k>XFL divisional games were played on 4/29 and 4/30, comparable to week 5 UFLArlington @ Houston(ESPN) 680kSeattle @ DC(ESPN) 480k>USFL week 5Pittsburgh @ Michigan(USA) 260kHouston @ Birmingham(Fox) 910kNew Jersey @ Philadelphia(NBC) 760kMemphis @ New Orleans(Fox) 560k>USFL week 3 was played on 4/29 and 4/30, comparable to week 5 UFLNew Orleans @ Birmingham(USA) 300kMemphis @ Houston(Fox) 780kPittsburgh @ Philadelphia(NBC) 760kNew Jersey @ Michigan(Fox) 560k
>>140485910>>140487410
>>140489173Need moar people to go to games
PFF TOTW https://www.pff.com/news/ufl-week-5-pff-team-of-the-week-player-awards-2024
>>140489331I go to a Defendies game if I lived near DC
>>140491729Sum of offensive players on the PFF TOTW and how many times they were there. Two WR spots are treated just as WR, Flex is treated as its own thing despite being nothing but WRs.QB: Matt Corral(1), Luis Perez(1), EJ Perry(1), Reid Sinnett(1), Adrian Martinez(1)RB: Wes Hills(1), Mataeo Durant(1), De'Veon Smith(1), Jacob Saylors(1), John Lovett(1)WR: Jontre Kirklin(2), Marcell Ateman(1), Deon Cain(1), Justin Smith(1), Hakeem Butler(1), Ty Scott(1), Marquez Stevenson(1), Tyler Vaughns(1), JP Payton(1)TE: Jake Sutherland(1), Cody Latimer(1), Jace Sternberger(2), Alize Mack(1)Flex: Isaiah Winstead(1), Marcus Simms(1), Hakeem Butler(1), Kelvin Harmon(1), Keke Chism(1)LT: Terry Poole(1), Bobby Evans(2), Darius Harper(1), Cam Carter(1)LG: Jacob Burton(2), Steven Gonzalez(1), Yasir Durant(1), Kohl Levao(1)C: Jack Kramer(1), Cole Schneider(1), Jake Lacina(1), Michael Maietti(1), Sam Tecklenburg(1)RG: Liam Fornadel(3), Rashaad Coward(2), RT: Alex Taylor(2), Greg Eiland(1), Noah Henderson(1), Matt Kaskey(1)
>>140493421Defense and ST. Combined the 2 LB spots, the 2 CB spots, and the two S spots.EDGE: Malik Fisher(2), Dondrea Tillman(2), Jonathan Garvin(1), Wyatt Ray(1), Travis Feeney(1), Derick Roberson(1), Tim Ward(1), Breeland Speaks(1)DI: Carlos Davis(2), Jalen Redmond(2), Jordan Thompson(1), PJ Hall(1), Garrett Marino(1), Toby Johnson(1), Marvin Wilson(1), Prince Emili(1)LB: Mike Rose(3), Tavante Beckett(3), Noah Dawkins(1), Jordan Williams(1), Willie Harvey(1), Gabriel Sewell(1), CB: Darius Phillips(2), Delrick Abrams(1), Jimmy Moreland(1), Delonte Hood(1), Mark Gilbert(1), Nate Brooks(1), Lorenzo Burns(1), Quenton Meeks(1), Nevelle Clarke(1)S: Kenny Robinson(2), Santos Ramirez(2), Kameron Kelly(1), Jamal Carter(1), Kai Nacua(1), Christian McFarland(1), Qwynnterrio Cole(1), Jordan Mosley(1)Flex: Lorenzo Burns(1), Corn Elder(1), Bryce Torneden(1), Michael Joseph(1), Brandon Sebastian(1)K: Jake Bates(2), Matt McCrane(1), Ramiz Ahmed(1), Andre Szmyt(1)P: Matt White(2), Hunter Niswander(1), Brock Miller(1), Sterling Hofrichter(1)K/PR: Darrius Shepherd(2), Juwan Manigo(1), Isiah Hennie(1), Chris Rowland(1)ST: Javin White(1), Kyahva Tezino(1), Marvin Moody(1), Sal Cannella(1), Chris Garrett(1)
>>140493421>>140494423Big takeaway for me is McCarron is probably taking MVP but the PFF nerds won't like it. And DPOY is gonna be close.
>>140496122>Big takeaway for me is McCarron is probably taking MVP but the PFF nerds won't like itwhy wont they like it?
>>1404966990 times TOTW, 0 times OPOW.
i was skimming through the replays of the games and it looks like i already made webms of most of the interesting/good plays from week 5 during the game threads
>>140499572Yeah about right. Most of the games were blowouts.
>DC - The DC Defenders have released Safety D.J. Swearinger. https://twitter.com/JamesLarsenPFN/status/1785472975439065583
>>140502283>Tanking in the UFLlmao
>Roughnecks signed a TE that was just eligible for the 24 draftNeat
>>140502283lol, did he get cut for complaining again.
>>140508098probably
>>140508359iirc thats what got him cut by the Redskins
>>140508098That or just not being good
>JBB, Vadal Alexander, and Steven Gonzalez all DNPJust sit out this week and be healthy for week 7.
>>140493421>>140494423OL OTW for each weekW1: BattlehawksW2: RenegadesW3: RenegadesW4: StallionsW5: Brahmas
bring it, roughkeks
tfw they completely stopped advertising in STL so this will be the least attended game since 2020.
>>140518895why did they stop?
>>140519547Because they stopped advertising everywhere because they're retards.
>>140514241try not to kill me too much
Man fuck the Brahmas. They cut my nigga Tom Flacco. They're signing former Washington State QB Jayden DeLaura.
>>140453858All previously XFL top teams in gutter expect my birds.
My Birds winning it this year gonna make far more special then last year shenanigans.
lmao, rumor mill has it the UFL is going to be forced to expand to 10 teams next year. The tl;dr is the Government wouldn't allow the merger and subsequent loss of 8 teams without some guarantees they would move to 10 in 2025.
>>140532718Does that mean the return of the Drag Queens?
>>140533770That's the hot rumor. Dragons for XFL, New Orleans or Nashville for USFL.
>>140532718Begging for a California or Las Vegas team again. I just want to go to a game
>>140533958You're not getting Vegas, maybe California at some point though. Vegas doesn't have the "Well there's no teams there" appeal it used to, and after the disaster of Cashman unless some money mark wants to front everything they're gonna steer clear.
>>140532718Seattle and San Diego please
Cookus not listed on injury report at all this week, wonder if they still keep him on the bench.
>>140532718Bring back the Viperss to Tampa Bay AND Vegas
>>140538240Just make every team the Vipers. LA Vipers, STL Vipers, Vegas Vipers, Birmingham Vipers.
>>1405399314 of the teams coached by Marc Trestman and the 4 teams coached by Rod Woodson
>>140540294Imagine the chess matches of benching your QB every other game.
>>140441020not a sport
>>140542085
>>140542150kys joey
>>140542159
>>140542085stfu
>>140539931No more diapies
>>140529998combatchickens aren’t winning shit
>>140544892lol FOX makes the weirdest graphics. Weirdest one was that “Michigan Boa Constrictor” one from last year.
>>140552171Shoutouts to Fezzy
Imagine being a degenerate and betting on this league. Couldn't be me. No sir. But, let' say I am, are the Stallions good enough to cover a 13.5 spread?
>>140557343Yes. They’re playing a 1-4 team with a shit o-line
This is Carl of Aqua Teen Hunger Force and this is my STONE COLD LOCK OF THE CENTURY OF THE WEEK! The Renegades are in the middle of a 5 game losing streak, or should I say at the tail end of it! If they lose again it's gonna be a "bye bye" week! Bye bye Bob Stoops, bye bye Luis Perez, bye bye Louis Vaughn! We will clean house and you will all be fired! And we will go to the waiver wire, and the prisons, and the high schools, and yeah even the Carolina Panthers, to see who is out there that can leave their heart, their soul, their blood, their tears, leave it all out there on the field! Just like I do every Sunday at "Champagne is for Champions" the local sports bar slash strip club that just got the new 60 inch 4K TV and the all you can eat hotdog bar. CAUSE IF YOU CAN'T PRODUCE RENEGADES, MAYBE YOU SHOULD MOVE TO LOS ANGELES OR SOME OTHER NICKEL DIME CITY! I DIDN'T WANT TO DO THIS HERE BUT YOU NEED TOUGH TALK! Do not betray me Gades, I will paint my face torso Roughnecks red, like only a moron would. I will put Reid Sinnett on my wall! A part of me will die that day Renegades because I love you too much. Do not disappoint me. Just beat the Panthers in Carl's STONE COLD LOCK OF THE CENTURY OF THE WEEK!
Final look at attendance. Probably the most attended week for the league, even with STL coming up short of where they should be.
>no simulcast games this weekend
>>140564359Only simulcast left is week 9, and those are shitty games. DC @ Memphis and Michigan @ Houston. This is probably the last bad week in the schedule too. Next week is STL @ Birmingham(AJ McCarron homecoming), week 8 is DC @ STL(rivalry and Ta'amu's got them STL hawaiians that love him), week 9 has Birmingham @ San Antonio, and week 10 has San Antonio @ STL that will likely decide the XFL playoff game.
>Own stake in the league>Still can't be assed to write correct articlesIt's a fucking nothing listicle Fox, how are you getting basic information wrong?
Hope they put Cookus back in the starting line up
>>140569992webm version
>>140560977Carl I fucking swear if I lose money this week because of you
>>140563059nice
QB average time to throwQuinten Dormady - 2.30s Reid Sinnett - 2.34s Chase Garbers - 2.37s Luis Perez - 2.51s AJ McCarron - 2.62s Case Cookis - 2.67s Troy Williams - 2.72s EJ Perry - 2.75s Matt Corral - 2.87s Adrián Martínez - 2.91s Danny Etling - 2.95s Jordan Ta’amu - 2.80s
>>140578118kinda surprised the Stallions QBs werent #1
Stallions @ Showboats game thread>>140580486>>140580486
>>140560977alright, five bucks on the underdogs tomorrow. DC ain't losing at home and the panthers are ASS
This dude at the bar is wearing a Houston roughnecks shirt. I'm impressed
>>140583930i just hope today's game ends up being competitive
Roughnecks @ Battlehawks game thread>>140586182>>140586182
Bring our boy home.
>>140591287>Renegades +10000
>houston with the 22-8 win over the roughnecksannouncers in the booth are drunk
We're more of a minor-league baseball city anyway...
>>140591263>I stand corrected. I wasn't aware of this. I would've expected them to publicize this on social media at some point. That's concerning because it puts more financial strain on the league. It may collapse under its own weight before it can get its feet under it. Leave it to the government to stick its nose where it doesn't fucking belong and ruin something fun.didnt the LA Wildcats change their twitter handle to UFLWildcats a few weeks ago? wonder if they're considering bringing them and another team back to reach the 10-team requirement?
Love me 'awksLove me UFLLove anonSimple as
i wonder what caused the shoving on the roughnecks sideline? espn cut away too fast and the commentators say anything about it
>>140592895Didn't notice in stadium. Probably just fighting because they suck. Fuckem.
Attendance for week 6 so far>Memphis5,609>St. Louis32,969
>>140600992memepiss kek
>>140604671Some context for that number: It's lower than any game in the 2020 XFL season. It's lower than any game in the 2023 XFL season. It's lower than any 2019 AAF game. It is lower than all but 3 games(New York Sentinels x2, California Redwoods) of the 2009 UFL. It's lower than every game in the 2010 UFL. It's lower than every game in the 2011 UFL season that was cancelled halfway through. It is higher than all but one game(Nighthawks vs Mountain Lions) of the 2012 UFL season.
>>140600992>Memphis>5,609
Been gooning all week, I'm either busting as soon as the Renegades win or it's another week of gooning
>>140612286Damn Carl, slow down. Take off the headset.
game in 45 minutes. can the Renegades keep their season alive?
>>140615639Probably not
>>140616537Game thread
>>140560977IT'S HAPPENING
>>140622277DC game bread
>>140619661>>140560977YOU BLEW IT
Bob Poops
>>140560977God damnitt Carl, now I have to break your legs
>>140465900Week 6Memphis: 5,609St. Louis: 32,969Michigan: 7,428DC: 14,303Total: 60,309, the most since week 2.
>>140631202DC outdrawing the 2 USFL teams combined
>>140447243told you not to give up! defenders season is still very much alive
>>140631202I'm sorry but I think it's time to take the Showboats away from Memphis. They clearly don't care. Give a more deserving city a team.
>>140631639I agree in spirit but that's a bad idea. If you're going to move a team or anything you have to give them more of 1 year. Yes I know they were there in 23 as well but the USFL was a joke and we don't have their numbers. There's been 0 marketing there or anywhere else this year, and IIRC Memphis actually props up ratings a decent amount. Literally just advertise the team for 2-3 years and try to not be shit, and if it's STILL this bad? Fuck it, leave. But you have to give places a real shot otherwise nobody will ever get invested.
>>140631639Las Vegas Showboats coached by Rod Woodson
>>140632176they need a new ticket guy, this USFL fellow isn't doing a great job
>>140631639I live in Memphis and have never heard anyone talk about it. The only advertising I saw was before the merger. Tbh I assume a lot of people don't even know it exists, plus we've had other football teams in the past and they all left after a year or two.
>>140632780Anon basically proving my point. Even in the cities that get good crowds like DC and St. Louis, pretty much everyone is echoing the same thing. There's no advertisements for the teams and a lot of people legitimately don't know about the league/start time.
>>140632861there is only 1 billboard that has any direct connection to the battlehawks in STL and its for CBD and kratom lol
>>140634160There's one on Gravois that has Darrius Shepherd, but it's for Metro, not for the team.
>>140618845>did you capture the replay of Scott fumbling on the 2pt conversion? I wanna watch that ball bounce directly back into his hands over and over lolhere you go anon. the replays angles showed the fumble and the recovery the best
>>140638482Boy he hugs that thing fucking tight lmao
>>140631639you know it
>get told not to expect a paycheck for the rest of april>almost a week into May and no mention of when I'm going to get paid next.Is this legal?
>>140643325You know this bit worked a lot better last year before they were in a union.
>>140644112I'm not a player dipshit.
Can the Renegades beat the Showboats?
>>140647760Yes, they're bad but they can beat anyone so long as they don't shit themselves at the end
>>140647760Their games were all winnable they just shit the bed a lot.
Case Cookus has 7 goddamn fumbles. Is it him or is it the OL?
>>140651046is the the league leader in fumbles atm?
>>140651612Yes, next closest is Hennie/Sinnet at 4 each. He's only lost 3, which ties Hennie, but still.
Attendance preview: Nobody is going to this fucking 0 win team vs 1 win team game. Absolutely nobody.
>>140653250This game however? AJ McCarron is a draw brother. They might even have to open up more seating. Battlehawks so beloved that even other teams show up to watch.
>>140653250>>140653283DC showing up again, last week being a fun one probably helps. Hopefully the weather isn't shit so people aren't hiding or staying home, those empty seats bummed me out.
>>140653250>>140653283>>140653309And wrapping it up is the most cavernous field around, the Brahmas vs the Roughnecks. Hey maybe someone will remind the old fans that their actual team came in town to play.
>>140653250>>140653283>>140653309>>140653344
>>140656501I miss the Dragons. The Sea Dragons were fat and gay, but the Dragons were sweet.
>Week 75/11: MEM @ ARL - 1:00 ET, ESPN5/11: STL @ BMH - 4:00 ET, FOX5/12: MI @ DC - 12:00 ET, ESPN5/12: SA @ HOU - 3:00 ET, ESPN
how many were lost due to injuries?felt like this season had a lot of themhouston especially
>>140664817I dunno about players lost but Reuben Foster definitely leads the league in injuries. I think he’s been helped off the field by the trainers at least 3 times this season
>>140664817Arlington has lost like 1/3 of their team to injury
UFL Week 6 TV Ratings (Average Viewership)>Saturday 5/4Birmingham-Memphis (ABC): 956,000Houston-St. Louis (FOX): 829,000>Sunday 5/5Arlington-Michigan (FOX): 929,000San Antonio-D.C. (FOX): 1,220,000
>>140651964Hennie got cut lmao
>>140668614I see they also cut QB Kenji Bahar again
Saturday has the GOTS and the WGOTS I'm so ready.
god damn, just watched this weekends games and how has someone from arlington not been fired yetthey lose the exact same way every single week and nothing changes
>>140671218>how has someone from arlington not been fired yetprobably because there’s only 3 weeks left in the regular season
How many games are left? I watch each week and I don't know how long the season even is.
>>1406722704 more games until playoffs i think
>>14067227010 game season, you play everyone in your conference twice(6 games total) then everyone from the other conference once(4 games total). June 8th/9th will be the conference title games, June 16th is the championship game.
>>140671979just make Perez the offensive coordinator
let's do this
>>140676621Heard an interview where AJ talked about calling all the plays in 2 minute drill, and the Hawks always seem to score on those hurry up drives. Hmmm.
>>140668377The San Antonio Sirs
>>140677499JORDAN TA'AMU BLOODY BITCH BASTARD
Holy fuck the soccernogs dont let up
>>140678689fuck soccer
Chad Kelly [2023 CFL MVP] suspended "at least nine games."https://dynespressbox.com/2024/05/argos-qb-chad-kelly-suspended-for-minimum-of-9-gamesAlso kekking at the photo, that's absolutely her.https://www.seewhatshecando.com/discover/dana-beattie-on-becoming-the-first-woman-assistant-strength-coach-for-the-toronto-argos
>>140679949Lmao. Wonder if he comes back down south.
>>140680154Absolutely.>Kelly gets signed to Toronto>comes off the bench during the '22 Grey Cup, wins the game, promoted to starter for '23.>begins stalking the female trainer almost immediately.>asks her out a billion times (despite Chad supposedly having a girlfriend lel), says no.>in true pol schizo fashion, starts screaming at her and accusing her of fucking black guys (the news carefully rewords this to say 'teammates').>Multiple coaches have to restrain him and tell her to leave anytime he's around.>Kelly somehow is playing the best football of his career while all this is happening, goes 16-2 in the regular season>Him winning the Grey Cup in '23 is pretty much a guarantee.>...until he has another autistic meltdown at her, the day of the East final in 2023, and it's why he plays so shit.>The Argonauts realize their quarterback is statistically one of the best CFL QB's ever, but also incredibly fucking autistic and this needs to be managed.>Pretty much everyone in the organization know about Kelly's autism and his obsession with the trainer, lots of witnesses.>Decide the correct course of action is to just fire the girl so the team can keep winning and Chad will stop having sperg-outs.>This is highly illegal.>She documents everything and sues.The CFL will likely ban him for life (similar to Manziel) as the civil trial progresses, which will send our fellow autist to the UFL. Toronto will also face pretty big sanctions from the CFL.Your 2025 UFL MVP:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ejDzEZa8nbU
>>140680511Roughnecks, sign this man lol
>pushups while in the holding cell>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XLMjtY08bUIThe grind never stops with this guy.
>>140680877yezzir
>>140681207>letting memepiss score
>>140680511Can't wait to win back to back chips with this psycho taking over for AJ
Frank Ginda out for the season, Panthers in a rough spot.
>>140686646Yup, my Defendies winning it all :)
>>140680511holy kek
>>140680511>The CFL will likely ban him for life (similar to ManzielWhy’d Manziel get banned from the CFL?
>>140680188DeFilippo is gonna launch his headset onto the field in anger by the end of the season
>>140689570Supposedly it was just because he didn't show up to mandatory counseling, but I'm no CFL guy.
Broncos released DiNucci. San Antonio needs to call him immediately.
Birmingham opening up Endzone seats. Neat.
>>140693505I hope one of the teams sign him
>>140695435If not San Antonio, STL would be hilarious.
tfw McCarron isn't going to break his 24 TD passes record
I was wondering why this keeps plummeting, then I realized everyone is spamming >Harry kane
>>140680511I got to meet Chad at a community event I was running in Toronto. Nice guy, but it's clear that he's a bit of an oddball.
>>140703869He's due for a big game.
/ck/ is having a meet up and /so/ is invited. Details here: >>>/ck/20472038
https://omny.fm/shows/mcelroy-and-cubelic-in-the-morning/5-8-24-mcelroy-cubelic-in-the-morning-hour-1-liveInteresting interview, highlights are Stallions GM going to NFL, UFL draft after this season, and "looking at new markets". Get the fuck out of Memphis and Michigan.
>>140709424hmmm
>>140707563based
>>140706494lol
>>140714343kek
>>140715878>>140716318>>140717493>>140719130Overnight anon pulling his weight
>>140720363last one was me. i think overnight anon posted the other 3 bumps :)
>“We are looking at everything,” Johnson said. “Looking at the quarterback position, and see if we can get someone in there to score some points. Looking at these receivers and seeing who can do what we need.”Bro what you need to be looking at is a mirror. You are ass. Makes sense you're only here because you're friends with Darryl Johnston, that fucking retard.
>>140722159The entire offense is busted. Having the worst run game in the league is making it easier for all the other teams to defend the pass regardless of if its Sinnett or Gaurantano passing the ball
>>140722523Their run game is better than Memphis, sad as that is.
>>140722657is it? This webm >>140710617 says they have the lowest average rushing yards per game
>>140723483They both average 3.3 yards per carry, and post their Battlehawks game the Roughnecks average 57.0 rush yards per game. Memphis is at 55.3, at least according to foxsports.com
>>140723567lol damn. poor showboats
>Pita and Rose both DNPworried
>>140725521did they both get injured vs the roughnecks? i remember rose leaving the game but not pita
>>140727671Pita's been banged up for a few weeks and missed the DC game. Both opened on Tuesday as limited, then downgraded to DNP yesterday, no updates on today's practice.https://uflboard.com/ufl-injury-reports/
Now you too can wear an ugly ass shirt
Imagine not throwing around a football in the stands during halftime. Couldn't be my fanbase
>>140731116combatchickens aren’t winning anything
>>140731116lucky. id take just having fans attending the games
>>140731449They're winning my heart>>140731476The San Antonio roughnecks draw an ok crowd
How long until Bix Nood aka Bo Nix is in the UFL?
>>140733227
>>140733761Fucking szmyt can't keep from hooking it
This is Carl of Aqua Teen Hunger Force and this is my STONE COLD LOCK OF THE CENTURY OF THE WEEK! Last week I said the Arlington Renegades would win, and they did, if dumbass Bob Stoops wasn't sleepin on the job LIKE THE GRANDPA THAT HE IS! But we move on, we move past it, and instead we focus on a different Texas team THAT WON'T LET YOU DOWN EVERY GAME! Way back in the opening of the season people made a big deal about San Antonio having low attendance on account of god comin back from the dead or somethin. If god wanted people to pray on Sunday he'd have made that a day of worship or somethin. No, it is a day for swallowing 2 dozen BBQ wieners and a half gallon of vodka before toe meets leather. Only praying I do on Sunday is to a porcelain bowl. And if I wanna see someone cry when they lose, I'll whip a raw egg at my nephew. Last week Dormady passed for 79 yards. SEVEN. NINE. I coulda thrown for that much! That's why I'm petitioning Wade Phillips to take off his respirator, leave his assisted living home, and give me a call. Wade I can throw it better than any of these pansies you got goin for you, and I aint neva lost to no Samoan, except for that time that samoan bouncer threw me out of Funbag Junction the strip joint near that hospital what burned down but they still puttin old folks in it. They are goin up against the Houston Roughnecks who are still reeling from the fact that their coach is black. Not that there's anything wrong with that, just they aint no good at coaching. Just running, throwing, and catching the ball. But definitely not coaching. Look for the Rock's personal team to brahma bulldoze their way up and down the field, as Carl's STONE COLD LOCK OF THE CENTURY OF THE WEEK
>>140737330Hey Carl, you wanna buy some gutters? I wont leave until I make a sale
>>140737330damn brahmas gonna lose this week
>>140737330my roughkeks are gonna pick off dormady three times
>>140737437No, I need to go see Tera
>>140727671>>140728061All the starters are back for STL. Birmingham is missing Amari Rodgers and Lorenzo Burns. Also lmao https://fox2now.com/sports/tko-battlehawks-over-baseball
>>140747334QB: BattlehawksRB: StallionsWR: BattlehawksTE: StallionsOL: Battlehawks(assuming all are healthy)DL: StallionsLB: BattlehawksCB: BattlehawksS: StallionsK: BattlehawksP: BattlehawksReturner: Battlehawks
PFF TOTW week 6https://www.pff.com/news/ufl-week-6-pff-team-of-the-week-player-awards-2024
Updated ticket sales, more Ponies tickets dropped. Gonna guess they hit 15k, DC at about 12k, Arlington at maybe 5-6, Houston at 4-5.
Yo webmbro can you hook a brother up with that Defenders INT in the 1st?
>>140754820sure thing
>>140754820>>140755226
>>140755226Based. Not even a bad throw by Dormady, just a sweet play by the defender.
Panthers starting their 3rd QB this week, former /sp/artan Brian Lewerke.
>>140757270is Etling injured?
>>140757564Yeah, he's their emergency backup. Injury to his non-throwing hand.
>Listen babe, they are birds that fight. *sip* battlehawks, babe.
>>140759095He drama'd it up enough that people thought he was retiring after this. Retard is still their starter this week.
>>140759448>Retard is still their starter this week.Who? RB Thompson or the guy yelling at him?
>>140759593Thompson. Posting some WR shit on twitter.
>>140762012I’ll be there today. God help us if we go 4-6
>>140763383i think they've already been mathematically eliminated from the playoffs
>>140769592From first to worst!
>>140769592I don't think officially. I think it would require DC and SA to lose out though. And for the Gades to win like 40-0 every game.
>>140771816
Who’s here?
>>140771986From the looks of it fucking nobody
Showboats vs Renegades game thread. Kick off in less than 15 minutes>>140772769>>140772769
>>140772786Gamethread
>>140772784>>140772794God dammit
>>140772784>>140772794isnt this like the 3rd or 4th week in a row this has happened?
Got me a new shirt 40% off!
>>140772830Yes, Nagatoro, it is. Please no bully.
>>140772885Wow, I cant believe that one player happens to play on all three Texas teams lol
>>140772885They couldn't even bother making the players look different from each other. Truly the poverty league we all need.
>>140772934im trying to figure out which player they modelled that generic player after. Matt Corral?
1 hour to the real game
>>140772892i'll let you make the battlehawks vs stallions game thread
>>140776473Thank you anon, you're the best.>>140777409
Been a damn good game.
Championship week gonna be nuts.
>>140783399Gonna be great with no combatchickens desu senpai
>>140783427>He thinks DC or San Antonio are making it>He thinks either of them would put up a fight against Birminghamlmao
>>140441020>04/28/24(Sun)08:11:05jobber genny
>>140783446>chokes away a blocked punt with the game on the linelmfao
st. louis in shambles kek
>be st. louis>get shook>choke final drive>loseKWAB
>>140789261DC nogs so jealous they're not even number 2 in their division
>>140791695>memepiss
>>140794743
When is the first game today?
>>14079689712 ET
Panthers @ Defenders kicks off in 30 min
Panthers vs Defenders game thread>>140799395>>140799395
come join me in watching my roughnecks shid and fard all over the field. kick off in 15 min>>140804592>>140804592
>>140804620
>>140779578>anon anon please post that tackle webmhere you go
>>140806198aware me on black coaches
>>140806957they are dumb
Sounds like Stoops and Wade are out next year, maybe Becht too, if they don't take a big paycut.
>>140737330TONIGHT!
Ok that was kinda kino
can we please fire cj now?
>>140782680>Can we get a SLANT SLANT SLANT webm?SLANTS!
>>140810217Spaghettibowl games are usually fun.
USFLCCG officially set for Michigan vs Birmingham. They play each other in week 10 which will almost assuredly just be a "Lets not injure each other" nothing game. Arlington has been officially eliminated, if STL beats DC and SA beat Arlington next week I think that sets the XFLCCG as well. SA and STL have the same record right now, but STL has the head to head and the conference record, with their only losses being to the USFLCCG entrants.
>>140814013>They play each other in week 10 which will almost assuredly just be a "Lets not injure each other" nothing game.Roughnecks and Renegades did that last year
>>140814108Yeah and it fucking sucked.
>>140818627yeah but it was kinda funny when my roughkeks blew it the following week against them in the playoffs
>Week 85/18: MEM @ MI - 4:00 ET, FOX5/18: HOU @ BHAM - 8:00 ET, ESPN25/19: DC @ STL - 12:00 ET, ABC5/19: ARL @ SA - 4:00 ET, FOX
Sounds like next year they'll be putting games on Fridays.https://deadline.com/2024/05/fox-fall-2024-schedule-9-1-1-lone-star-the-floor-family-guy-midseason-1235913421/
AJ's day to day, pretty sure this was the same time as last year he got a lower body injury. Hopefully he can get healthy by the playoffs, but this week becomes must win.
>>140829657McClendon vs Wilkins what a fucking treat. At least Wilkins can't be as bad as Tiano.
does he still got these niggas?
>>140832150Didn't he wash out of the IFL?
>>140832150he got them niggas and now does football analysis for CBS
I'm a top juco all star and i find it funny how bob stoops is blowing up my phone lol dumbass booty licker cuts me from his team now since he's last place hes beggin me to come play n save his ole ass lolnah bruh, i'm gonna be chillin with johnny football this year in the FCF. it didn't happen last year but johnny told me personally we gonna ball out this year lolxfl is full of ass kissers lmao
Panthers vs Showboats, Panthers might actually be gaining steam in the fanbase? Would be cool if that were true but this should be one of their better attended games.
>>140840570Stallions hosting the Roughnecks to a Roughnecks sized crowd. Not saying you should be selling the place out every week but the attendance in Birmingham has been dogshit all year. Pathetic.
>>140840570>>140840608Not the best showing for the Battlehawks either. Should still pace everyone else but this feels like less than 2 weeks ago.
>>140840570>>140840608>>140840647And closing us out is the weekly Texasb Owl. Disappointing look for San Antonio, hopefully this can pick up a bit. Fuck else do you people have to do? Riverwalk aint that nice.
>>140840570>>140840608I imagine tickets for the 1 win teams are pretty cheap now
>>140843613Cats/Botes tickets start at $22Ponies/Frauds tickets start at $10Birds/Shields tickets start at $18Bulls/Gaydes tickets start at $13
Ratings for week 7>Saturday 5/11Memphis-Arlington (ESPN): 586,436St.Louis-Birmingham (FOX): 758,284>Sunday 5/12Michigan-D.C. (ESPN): 665,001San Antonio-Houston (ESPN): 572,585
Some pace of play stats:>Stallions run most plays per game, averaging 60>Roughnecks run the fewest, with 51.4>Average is 55.7>Most in 1 game was Arlington with 72 in week 3 vs DC>fewest in 1 game was 39 by Memphis in week 4, losing to St. Louis
Haaland gonna kill Arse and /ufl/ today huh?
>>140852984Yeah
>>140847184Going up against Thunder/Mavs probably hurt the STL/BMH game more than anything. Brutal but that's just inevitable when playing in spring.
>>140855196It really is all just the time slot you have and the network. Nobody cares about these teams yet.
>>140852984i'll bump the thread a couple times with some webms
>>140857778You are a saint. I'm keeping this bitch alive until the championship game
>>140857937
>>140860462Bro he held on to that ankle like he was about to put him in a leg lock.
>>140845778>>140847184>>140849585I appreciate your work stats guy
>>140862951tremendously dark QB right there.
>>140863206He probably just wanted the game to end lol
>>140869165Wonder if he's upset he has to go back to St Louis to play yet another blackup qb.
Defenders signed QB Mike DiLiello from Austin Peay, was just in Titans rookie camp as a UDFA. Sounds like one of Francois or Ta'amu won't be suitable for this week.
>>140873757Is Ta’Amu still out with a concussion?
>>140875055No report yet but most likely. I can't see them rushing him back.
>>140882349God 2020 XFL was something else
>>140882349they gotta get the old graphics team back it was so kino
>>1408825812020 XFL was far more Kino than anything else.
>>140882829agreed
>>140823735Props to Arlington and Houston having decent numbers even though their teams are now meaningless sacks of shit
>>140883177>Houston>Decent numbers
>>140883177what numbers are you looking at?
>>140883177our attendance has been bad all season
reuploading with the correct receivers name in the filename :)
heres the angle that showed the punt contacting Zuber's leg on that muffed punt
>>140882385one of my favorite things about the 2020 season was those first couple of games where the reffies and the Sky Judge that controlled the camera with the Xbox controller were getting used to having the live mics that broadcasted all their conversations. Get your pen out and get ready to write, Gary
>>140891292
AJ and Rose limited, Ta'amu also limited. Possible all three play this Sunday
>>140731116>overlapping fontsme forgetting to fix PES aesthetics
>>140900414Dude bought that a month ago and just custom made the lettering and ironed it on. Good dudes.
Kelvin Harmon placed on IR
Week 10 game shuffled around. Birmingham vs Michigan on 6/1 is now at 2ET instead of 12ET.
>>140900137is DeLuca still dead?
>>140903495Yeah, still on IR. Probably not coming off it.
>>140904431>when you finally stop the slant
>>140904526
>>140904526>when the slant hits
>>140904738>>140905577I really really hope in the rematch the first play is a slant that gets brought back for 6.
>>140907354I hope both teams run nothing but freakin slants the entire game
>>140907754
Some updated injury reports, Kai Nacua DNP, Marcus Simms DNP, Mike Rose full, AJ McCarron DNP, Jarrett Guarantano DNP, Reuben Foster DNP, Jarrid Williams DNP, Liam Fornadel DNP, Keke Coutee limited, Amari Rodgers full, Lorenzo Burns full.
