A VERY /elite/ editionCurrent and upcoming races:17.06 - 23.06 National Championships week25.06 - 30.06 Internationale LOTTO Thüringen Ladies Tour 2.Pro26.06 - 30.06 Okolo Slovenska / Tour de Slovaquie 2.129.06 - 21.07 Tour de France 2.UWT02.07 - 07.07 Tour of Austria 2.106.07 - 09.07 Sibiu Cycling Tour 2.107.07 - 14.07 Giro d'Italia Women 2.WWT07.07 - 14.07 Tour of Qinghai Lake 2.Pro07.07 Argenta Classic - 2 Districtenpijl Ekeren-Deurne 1.1 WE10.07 Giro della Città Metropolitana di Reggio Calabria 1.113.07 - 15.07 Tour de l'Ain 2.114.07 Giro dell'Appennino 1.117.07 - 21.07 Baloise Ladies Tour 2.1 WE21.07 La Picto - Charentaise 1.1 WE22.07 - 26.07 Ethias-Tour de Wallonie 2.Pro23.07 Vuelta a Castilla y Leon 1.124.07 - 04.08 Volta a Portugal em Bicicleta 2.125.07 Prueba Villafranca - Ordiziako Klasika 1.127.07 Olympic Games ME - ITT [Olympics]27.07 Olympic Games WE - ITT [Olympics]30.07 Kreiz Breizh Elites Féminin 1.1 WE02.08 - 04.08 Tour de Berlin Féminin 2.1 WE03.08 Olympic Games ME - Road Race [Olympics]04.08 Olympic Games WE - Road Race [Olympics]04.08 - 07.08 Arctic Race of Norway 2.Pro>Mecha-Rusbert's webm folders:https://pastebin.com/Y15cg3xg>Bert van Koers' ciclismo quizzes:https://www.sporcle.com/user/Bert_van_Koers/quizzes/>Races info:https://www.procyclingstats.com/https://firstcycling.com/>Free streams:https://tiz-cycling-live.io/https://cycling.today/live-streaming/>Velodrama league code:11453895Previous thread:>>141758738
>>141799307Based
should've been de lie
>>141799307Benembitch Cumberbitch looking nigga.
>grande Lorenzo FINN is the grande junior ITT champion
Based
Luv /elite/, me
>>141799504rusbert would kill us, he already exterminated that grande poster for trying to change something to his threadhis fury knows no bounds
>>141799876this is a good thing, no changes to the op
>>141799915this standards are there to be kept
I just love going through a thread with 600 replies, replying to posts as I scroll through to reach the end where I discover that you mutts have made a new thread in the meantime, meanwhile threads stay up for literal days yet this always happens to me when I leave this general for a day or two FUCK.
>>141800467>paying attentionngmi
>some livid Bert going on in the first ten posts about an abrupt end of previous thread where he was doing his elaborate thing that needed continuity and would SURELY generate engagement, merry times or even elevate him within the ranks of the /cyc/ office>checkYep, /cyc/ it is.
how come Hessmann still isn't doing any races?
With yellow cards coming to ciclismo, there better be VAR too
>>141800957Silent ban
>>141800957shadowban
>>141800957suspension from his team has not been lifted and will not be lifted
>>141801008>>141801009no shadowban, he is simply suspended from the team and while his contract is still running they won't put him back in anymorewhether or not another team will take him next year is unknown and unlikely imo
>>141801185And why is that? If the dude was clean why is his team refusing to let him ride?
I would like to point out that I was the first true Joãohead on this very /cyc/, check the archives
>A direct flight line from Czech'em to MongoliaAutismbert doesn't know what he's missing
>Redbull - BORA - hansgrohe are buying SD Worx and making it the BORA womens team>Press conference at 1800 tomorrow
>>141801249your guess is as good as mine but I reckon reinstating him is bad publicity and they want to memory hole the entire incident scares sponsors away and all
>>141800467Such is the life of an attention payer.
>>141801249because they know the truth even if WADA can't find it
>>141801530Wada knows but Plugge is basically head of every comittee/syndic so they buried it out.
>>141801530
>>141801530it’s german gov that’s after him WADA is useless
>>141801593the government already threw out the caseit's their doping agency that still has to decide
Tight
>>141801766who in the fuck is this dude
>>141801799it's brian
Weird stuff going on down in Colombia. Tean GW Erco Shimano got the good old 1-2 with Daniel ARROYAVE (who was a late km breakway) and the great Alejandro OSORIO but ARROYAVE got later relegated for deviating in front of his team mate.
>>141802184Matteo knows Jonas' is Kuss' hjaelper.
>>141802193>ArroyaveKEEEEEK, KEK. And he was crying and thanking D*g because he won on his birthday. Based commisaires.
goodluck suisse bert
>>141802193Celebrating lad is ARROYAVE, the lad with white helmet is his team mate OSORIO wearing the weird Points jersey
>>141802386Impressive how he accelerates the bike in the dead spot between pedal strokes.
Brutal, simply brutalHeat was killing me. I already took the ride easy, but still sweat too much, HR was on average 5-10 bpm higher than what it should have been for the effort.Legs felt like Spaghetti at some point. I don't think my body can still adapt to the heat, 30° air temp, totally exposed to the sun and the tarmac heating up.
Almeida is Luxembourg
>>141802386if they relegate for that in Columbia then a lot of WT riders are getting away it
>>141802385when the only noteworthy Scottish cyclist is a woman now.
>>141802736We are all Luxembourg
>Jacopo Guarnieri very disappointed he can not go to the tour de france for Lottowhere do riders like him get the ego from?
>>141802559same bert, same. sweated like a pig today
>>141802847It comes preloaded when they are created by Big Fake
>>141802559>>141802905I r*n a 5 km race, first r*n in 4 monthsThe time, while shitty, was only 3 minutes behind my PR back when I used to run 1500km a year. All it illustrates is that I was always a runlet.Weather was morbid too.
>>141803000whats your min/km pace?
>>1418030474:30, but to my defense, I used to mostly run 15-20km distances
>>141803154the one time I ran last year, I could barely do 6:20 until my knees started hurting after like 2km. I don't know how people can stand the impact
>>141803239150€ padded shoes
and sent him homeward tae think again
>>141802386relegate that fag
>>141802559For me it's warm evening + some rain aka 100% humidity. Fuck that, quick ride to the ice cream vendor and home is enough
>passes you on Zwift and gives you a thumbsdown
Uhhh Küngbros...
Albaniabros..
But we can still rise nowAnd be the nation againThat stood against him
>>141804136nobody in this thread pushes less watts than her
we are more of a domestique nation anyways
>>141804490Not very /elite/ of you lads
y/n for $60??????
>>141804641/elite/ is Portuguese, not Swiss
>>141804758would not respect you if I rode past you when you're wearing that
>>141804758Nah. Strava branded stuff is cringe
>>141804811Please pay attention to european football and our very serious /elite/ denomination.
>>141804858I don't pay attention to anything other than /cyc/
>>141804758pure shite even without cringe strava logo
Based. Fuck the Scots
>>141804904ah one of them homogays I see
>>141805224Go home Nigel
has anyone seen quinn simmons?
>>14180475860$ is a good price I don't see what's the big deal
Some lovely Ballrennen from the Suisse
>>141805365Did he had some concussion bad chute? feels like he never recovered from that past TdF
>>141804133Nice avg. power, you must be racing.
based boomer drafting the google car
>>141805879Nah haven't been racing for half a decade
>org is called just stop oil>defaces prehistoric landmarkis this peak *nglo brains? UAE tour win confirmed.
>>141806590nice road
are those the parents of Gino Mäder?
>Anon, these are GU gels, haha, nice joke, where are the Maurten? You're not poor are you?
>>141807792This is a worse gimmick than Kussposting or the leaf with the strange food/booba posts
Drinking a Warsteiner Dunkel
Lotto Dev rider 3 seconds from Elite TT title in Lviv
Yellow tab at PCS.Where is my Velogame THOUGH.
feeling like picrelwhy does is it suck so much being sick
Not many surprises in today's results I must say. Oftentimes in ITT races the strongest time trialist wins because generally they are more predictable than road races
>>141808614just dont get sick
>>141808614Eat more burger
>>141808962i had burgers yesterdaybut the funny thing was my nose is fucked that i could not taste anythingjust the texture of a burger with no flavour
>>141808634ITT is "just pedal harder bro" competitionAnd I don't think national ITTs have difficult/technical parcours either
>>141809038You must eat another burger so you recover and can enjoy a third burger
>>141809047Of course, sometimes parcour doesn't have to be technical to be difficult
is Remco and Wout doing nationals ?
>>141809407memco better not lands in a ditch again
>>141808634the belgian ITT’s between lampy and campy was a fun period
don't think she has that money tbqh
>>141809106Schwalbe moment
gona get bier (mit burger) innit
>>141806837there's literally a pothole
Dogma and Penis jersey. Saddle too low. Shameful display.
>>141804136>>141804369What's her FTP anyway? I'm sure someone here has that info saved somewhere.
>>141811598looks like she also has her FTP still set at 240 W on Strava
opted against the mliko since I dehydrated
>>141811742>5 W/Kg FTP goal
>>141811592long sleeves with the sun out, black helmet. KWAB
>>141811742>240W FTP
I doubt Puck has a 3 W/Kg FTP at this point. Maybe 2.5
>not wearing a full sleeve skinsuit despite the a*ro benefits in order to protect yer fair skin
>No Pog vs Rog at the NC again Why does this shit have to be a week before tdf?
>>141814089Pogi will be in the WC bands soon anywaysBora does decent NC jerseys though so it's a bummer Rog won't
r*glic is a slurping shittertaday pogatcher, now that is a quality wheel runnernot even memeing, if you think otherwise you are a crusty boomer
Born to /cyc/Forced to work
>>141811592forgot the>mavic wheels post covidKWABOTY. Just start running instead
>>141814919Those Mavics are sick I used to have a pair. Carbon spokes, aluminum rims that had some sort of coating on the brake track that made them have godly stopping power for rim brakes, 1300g
W*UT to the le tour??? Wtf
>>141811742>>141811945>>141812378someone translate for the american please
is it even worth it to do vo2max intervals or zone 6 anaerobic intervals when you are a beginner with less than 2 months of cycling training? I feel like I can't even hold the power duration down longer to make progress let alone raise the power, and that's with 2 minute intervals. Maybe I just overshot power and let too much my anaerobic pathways do too much work on the first few intervals?Should I just do 2-3 more months of just zone 2/3/4 before even considering anything more intense?
>>141815986Meme asside you shouldn't worry about training zone for a while. Just go out as much as you want, do some easy rides and smash some hills from time to time.
>>141816033>fasted intervals>ketosisnobody actually thinks keto is good for endurance sports anymore in 2024 right? Not that I would know, I'm just going off of some serie of reddit posts about cycling and zone training.
>>141816078No reason to think this fad diet doesn't have cyclist supporters as well.
>>141815986yeah, like >>141816033 said, if you're starting out any activity at all is good; once you feel you're starting to stagnate start to focus a bit more on specific training
>>141816078that's partly why they take ketone drinks, particularly for recovery, instead of doing the diet
>wake up to 25 degree and 85% humidityLove those commutes
Kuss will tame fish boy into his domestique by the end of week 1
>>141816545Pretty rude of him to steal matteo's domestique
>>141816545>Not even training with the teamHe's going to be so shit, probably eyeing that vuelta again
>>141816481lame
>>141804814this is now a thread about my fav jerseys, frens. coming in 3rd place...picrel
>>141816946coming in at number 2...renault elf
>>141816969and at number 1...drum roll please.........THE GOYS FROM CASTORAMA!!! >*applause*
I wonder of Sloveniabert survived the night with his food poisoning
>>141817076i did, nothingburger in the endmini panic attack when mouth started to fill with saliva like im rabid but after few trips to the toilet, the dizziness and fever was gone pretty quicklyi still have 3 more jars, but i'll try again next weekneed some break
>>141817194>Creating food poison resistance by going back inStrongmind, would never be like tom dumoulin
>>141817194Very Slavic of you, it is not rotten, it did not kill you, it doesn't even really smell yet therefore it WILL be eaten until it is EATEN WHOLE and it is NOT going to waste.
>>141817194madlad
>>141817448literally sounds like my fatherhe will just bite off(not even cut off) the moldy corners and continue as normalthose boomers after world wars were made differentthrowing food away or leaving window open in the winter is a direct red card
>looked over GB NC ITT resultsman, why is Hayter such a kwab this year? could it be all them chutes finally broke him?
a bert and a real human bean
>>141818136>I Drijve
>>141818084He's done, he's leaving ineos anyway.Should probably just stick to turn left cycling but alas the british hype machine will keep him afloat for a few more years.>Ynr his brother exists
>>141818304>he's leaving ineos anywayany interested teams?
GCN website is dead. It leads to their youtube page
>>141818315Yeah it got cut by WB
>>141818309Israel
>>141818327yeah, I can see it.
>>141811742Thanks for the informative response, have a stroopwafel for your post-ride snack.
>>141818315goodfuck GCN
>>141815986Just ride a lot until 6 months otherwise you'll burn your legs out. Noobs can't handle intervals unless you're on 4hrs a week.
>Van Der Breggen returns to cyclingNow we just need anime back
>>141815243>Carbon spokesKWAB. Imagine thinking the part that experiences the most vibration and stress on the entire bike should be made out of a rigid material that doesnt snaps and experience microfractures at the tiniest bit of flex
>sources tell NOS that Anna van der Breggen (34) will return to the peloton in 2025, riding for SDWorx.>van der Breggen has never stopped training, finishing 2nd in the gravelrace Traka in Spain leaving several of her teammates behind her
>>141818662>>141818634but why? I genuinely thought she's gonna have a kid and family
Close
Am ill still it's somewhat unfair. No amount of vit c d3 etc will cure me. It's temporarily over.
>>141818709>defeating a WC on shitty uno x viking tribe equipmentOkay that's impressive
>>141818662she looked kinda chunky in the sd worx car. now anime will return as well just to spite her? and what about the team hierarchy, is Demi supposed to work for her now?
>>141818634Pauline is back to road after her gold medal
>>141818735>now anime will return as well just to spite her?now that would be real kino kek>>141818735>is Demi supposed to work for her now?no way
Breaking news: AVDB returns to the pedalton next year
>>141818735Demi is riding for FDJ next season
>>141818735Demi is leaving next year
Getting done byy 1s must feel bad. So much regret running through the mind. "I could have pushed here" "I should have railed that corner" "I should have sprinted more from the start". That would be torture for a week or so.
>>141818712Good, hopefully it's permanently over soon, well it always has been
cancelled eurosport when I heard Kirby is not doing the tour.
>>141818765Maybe you should stick to discussing woman cycling bortlet.
>>141818774Please come back wiggo. Save us from Ad*m.Also tdf should be watched on eurosport
>>141818774Let me guess rob hatch Dan Lloyd and Adam blythe again? I will learn French for next year instead. Or Italian. Grazzi am I right wahey, bonjour sivel play.
>>141818709
>>141818794I will watch in Irish with based Páidí and Padraic>All three weeks of the Tour will be broadcast live on TG4 (see times below) from Saturday 29 June to the final stage in Nice on Sunday 21 July. There will be an average of five hours of live coverage each day as well as a daily half hour highlights programme every night at 9pm that will include all the action from the days racing as well as previews, results and interviews, as well as a weekly highlights show each Monday.>Commentary will be provided by Páidí Ó Lionáird and Pádraic Ó Cuinn.
>>141818797Imemagine his reaction if eythan wasn't shimanod
>>141818774Kirby isn't totally out from what twitter is saying. With the whole GCN thing tumbling down they needed to do some restructuring. God can only hope this means no more Lloyd
>>141818829KEK, that's kino.
>Chinese Road Race was 260 kmnow that's a proper distance
Imagine the massacre if Visma showed up with the same watts as last year. Gaudu would end up 20 minutes down
>>141818906Last year winner's watts are today's bottle felcher's watts, please pay attention to the nutrition, preparations and roundness of the wheels
we're getting there. just need less clouds. tanbros we're gonna make it
>>141818774gonna make a sub at TV2 so i can watch Axelgod do live vinderbuds
https://www.instagram.com/reel/C8SCV-AN57q/?igsh=MTNueWI0eG9xd3NqMw%3D%3Dtop fucking kek
>>141818886First race day for the winner. And before that he only raced one time outside of China in his entire career. His result? DNF
>>141819284Based
>>141819217A sea of seethe
this just in: Pogacar returns to the pedalton for the tour de france
Vingo and shart do the tdf officially. KWAB Wout does it as super domestique
>>141818690same, she even answered yes when asked if it was one of her reasons to quitmaybe changed mind? failed to conceive? who knows
>>141819516VISMABROS WE SO BACK
>>141819516Hope you guys screencapped my posts where I predicted they would send both Vingegaard and WVA weeks ago because it just goes to show i know a lot about cycling and communication
>>141819525looks like i was right
>>141819533why did they chose a picture of Tratnik where he looks like a addict
>>141819521she saw that nearly all women are frauds and wanted to come back for easy wins and money
>>141819533The direction of the look indicates who is working for who. Sepp only one looking at camera and not in direction of another rider. Obviously will be team leader
>>141819217they couldn't get jonas to record a message for the lego fans?
>>141819521broke up with her man maybe
>>141819516>Vingo and shart do the tdf officially.What a schocking surprise. Good on Visma for keeping that secret for months I'm sure UAE will be caught completely off guard!
>>141819482thought he was wearing a wanty jersey
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jId-7WLCanc
>>141819629looking forward to Benoot dropping Almeida and Ayuso on mountains
Top GANNA but not really crushing AFFINI nor BARONCINI.
can already taste the Sporza seethe for the gravel stageeveryone will talk about Wout going in the break only for him to have Jonas sit in his wheel all day
>>141819525>>141819533
Polska TT stream https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHTa9YHHvKU 13:30 CET Women U23 and Elite15:00 CET Men Elite
>>141819697>PenisesKek
>>141819697wtfnot cool bertacek
>>141819697
>if he wins it'll be a miracle>if he loses he can cope with blaming the crashthis is absolutely perfect for him
>>141819525Lame.More blue in the pedalton.
>>141819525far from the worst of all their tour jerseys but I hate that it's blue
>>141819516Damn was a shock
i like the new jerseymuch better than last year
>>141819516It was clear as soon as they went to altitude imo
the dopage duo
Who the fuck would even lease a bike, what kind of third worlder would you have to be if you're leasing a bike
>>141818648Idk, I've done 10k km on a set of rim brake Chinese wheels with carbon spokes. Ran them into a massive pothole that cracked the edges of the rim but didn't get sidewall failure and all the spokes held. Works for me
Havent had time to blogpost lately but I did this time trial on saturday. Im pretty satisfied with it, I had my first ride of the year on the TT bike the evening before and I only struggled with the technical parts.Tomorrow I go to nationals
>>141819840are you the same bert as last year
>>141819840>forgot image
>High of 34 degrees today>Saddle sore healing slowlyIt's truly over
>>141819840Based rosenbert, do us proud
>>141819856Yeah, only doing TT this year though
>>141819880are you the first starting?
>I'm really looking forward to the Tour de France. Of course, that wasn't the plan at the start, but after my development in the last few weeks, I really wanted to go, and the team agreed. Our main goal is of course to drive a top classification with Jonas. I would like to contribute to that with an excellent team, he says.Wout, the eternal hjælper
thoughts on the turtleneck suit combo?
>>141819820I lease a bike, basically a tax exemption.
>>141819862>his avg HR is 10 points higher than me maximum
>>141819516PPATT >>141815545
>>141819902>Haha I'll just do intervals like grug last year surely I won't go absolutely nuts like in 2022 and ruin my chances for the olympicsI swear they can hypnotize the loser to do their bidding
>>141819862Speedy bert in the house
>Visma were lying againWhat? How could this be?
>>141819902>I really wanted to go>main goal is of course to drive a top classificationI highly doubt that, more likely getting paid to do it, especially as a bidon carrier lmao. LAB got scared from UAE team and decided to bring everything they can
>>141819533Wilco only Dutch rider on Rabobank, how the mighty have fallen
Leave pogacar to me
>>141820036surely no one will believe them again
>>141820056Jorgenson?
>>141820046oh yeawe need some dutch berts to find the comments on HNLDutch boomers always complain about this
>>141820080HLN is belgian, you need to go to wielerflits for dutch seethe
>>141819862whew
>>141820091oh right
>>141820056Belly flop bros.... poogacar's days are numbered.
>>141820056kussen?
>>141819533>already gave up on his goals for the year>relegated to bidon carrying and wind eatingHAHAHAHA FUCK W*UT
>>141819533Kuss has the biggest pictureJonas bros its fucking over... Water bottle duty for us
>>141820231>>141820231yes curiouswhy is kuss the biggest and why is kuss the only one facing the camera
Is there a bet for how many 2nd places W*UT will get?
>>141820324Can't get second if you don't even try to win
>>141819525Looks too darkish, but does it even matter when he will be in Yellow in the 2nd week and won't change the jersey again?
>>141820388i dont think he will be in yellow before week 3 if at allPogi and UAE will go balls to the walls all out in week 1 and 2 to see if they can shake him
>Visma doesn't mention the win for the anchovy but aiming for "a good result"
>>141820435there is no brakes on the psyop train
>>141820435>anything but first is not "a good result"
>>141819803is that their TdF kit? looks very cluttered
>>141820453It's shit. Nor pretty nor recognizable
>>141820435given the way their season has gone, I'd say a good result would be to reach the end of week 3 with more than 4 riders
>>141820477too many blue team kits in peloton. unless most of them will again go white for TdF
>>141820477It's fine. Better than most other jerseys in the pedalton, though that doesn't say much.
>>141819525very nice. i'd buy that without the sponsors
ofc
>Cosnefroy not in the PCS pre startlist for tdfI wonder why
>>141820683Dopi- I mean altitude camp with allah before the olympics
>>141820683PCS man also just adds and removes as he pleases from that list
What is /cyc/ approved bar tape?
Going to the office. Going to miss the schizo derby at noon
>>141820935Classic cork tape of course
>>141820935the cheapest one
>>141820935Several of the consoomers here endorse SupaCaz Sticky Kush
>>141820935supacaz sticky kush
>>141821012This, decathlon white
>>141815986yes go to the gym and only lift 5 pound weights 100 times a session for 6 months and see how strong you getZ2cels are fucking retardsif you can't do the power for 2 min reduce it until you can do it for 5 x 4 times
>>141818690cover story for doping violation
>>141820935I haven't changed bar tape for 3 years.Always wear gloves and wipe it after each ride.
>>141821213based z2 hater
>>141819803disgusting kitlooks like something blacks or muslims in paris would wear
>>141820935cheap stretchy foam shit from amazon for 5 bucks
>>141821213based
peaktorque NO!
>>141821213Basado
>>141799307Ron ROONI won again
>Huh? Wærenskjold?
>>141821404/cyc/'s fake rider buff
Some chick in Switzerland won the TT with more than 3 minutes over everyone else
>>141821576Jonasesque
>>141821576I don't see Marlen in final protocol.
>>141820935sticky tushy
Olalala Kopecky Lotte wins!
QUIZ TIME: how old is this rider
>>141821684Between 26 and 42.
damn too bad sporza have this drm thing because i would've loved to have screencapped lotte post-ride with that wild long hair hanging over her shoulders
>>141821722Wrong
>>14182168419
Giro-Tour GC attempts as team leader since 1998:>Simoni 2003Wins the Giro comfortably by 7:06, out of GC in the Tour but wins a stage from the break>Menchov 20085th in the Giro, 4th in the Tour>Menchov 2009Wins the Giro by 41s, out of GC in the Tour>Basso 2010Wins the Giro by 1:41, out of GC in the Tour>Contador 2011Wins the Giro comfortably by 6:10, 5th in the Tour>Hesjedal 2012Wins the Giro by 16s, out of GC in the Tour when he crashes out of the race>Contador 2015Wins the Giro by 1:53, 5th in the Tour>Quintana 20172nd in the Giro, 12th in the Tour>Dumoulin 20182nd in the Giro, 2nd in the Tour>Froome 2018Wins the Giro by 46s, 3rd in the Tour>Pogačar 2024Dominates the Giro and wins by 9:56, ? in the TourThe only one who did better in the Tour is Menchov in 2008, but he said before the Giro that he wasn't expecting to fight for the win but rather training for TdF.There are others but either they weren't the team leader for both grand tours, or they announced they did one of them for stage wins and not for GC.
>>14182177319th March 2002 (22)
>>141821797On the left picture: 21. The middle 20 and the right 19. So I will give you the point.
>>141821873she aged like 15 years in that timeI wonder what they put in the final bidons over at Arkea
>>141821808Arguably tte best chance for the double were Pantani 1999 and Basso 2006 who dominated the Giro like Pogacar but they both weren't allowed to start the Tour
>>141821873It's the glasses and the forehead that makes her look 43, mostly the granny glasses
>>141821684Bertian hairline
>>141821213>>141821294>>141821344wouldn't the gym weights analogy not be too applicable because it's clearly an anaerobic effort that doesn't last more than a few seconds per set (if you don't count the seconds you might be resting in between reps as brief as it is, where as an aerobic vo2max effort is anything from 2 to 10 minutes of continuous work. Also someone who's squatting 3x5 on something like Starting Strength, despite lifting heavy, isn't actually doing RPE all that high, until after a bit when he gets closer to finishing LP. A zone 5 effort when cycling is supposed to be pretty damn hard no matter what no?
>>141821873she must teach french
>>141822011Play by play of Jonas putting on his glasses
>>141821895But Pantani didn't win the Giro in 1999
it’s kinda drip tho
>>141822011Why is there some random hjælper with him in that top picture
>>141822083That's Jorgensons hjaelper Jonas Vingego
MACIEJUK will win my TT if he isn't given a DQ for big fat drafting behind the guy he caught.
>>141822184The peleton bomber can't help but get DQ'd
>>141822184That makes no sense, why would you draft behind a guy who is so slow that you catch up to him
>>141822077Contrarian Berts have already decided that's is too busy and blue.
>>141822077Too busy. And another blue jersey
At least it's not an AI slop jersey this time
>>14182264024 > 22 > 21 >23
>>1418226402022 was so bad, like they just photographed a rusty girder or some shit
>>141822640Are they still the Bees© if they're blue now?
>>141822811From Yellow B's to Blue B's
>>141822811nah, they've never been bees they have always been lab rats
Wielerflits comments say (so it must be true) that AVDB got divorced and is in a relationship with Danny Stam. Yes the Dannyyyyy guy
tradwife bros...
>>141822959>Wielerflits comments say (so it must be true) that AVDB got divorcedhuh, I got it right
double NC title coming
>>141822077dont even matter, its not yellow when it should be because thats their color and thats how you identify them right away so I dont like it
>>141822959could it be that all the juice left her or maybe him - Haan never had shit for results tho - infertile?
>>141822959But this very /cyc/ convinced me that all ciclistas are carpet munchers, no exceptions
Some boomer riding circles in the finish zone.
>Double National championI hope the French U23 scene is prepared for Ronald ROONI in his Black, White and Blue next year
>>141823028And now together with the 51-year old manager of the team. This can only go well!
>>141823071while the percentage in women peloton seems higher than average, it's still in single digits
>>141823106sounds like daddy issues. sad!
>>141819284>still no more info about the race but the winner
magyars are very tan nowadays
MACIEJUKGRADEKSAJNOK
Pavel ŠUMPÍK continue to developer as a BIG talentMeanwhile, my boy KRAL's development (or lack of it) is starting to be suspicious
>>141823223Sulphurous ŠUMPÍK
>>141823218>inb4 150 posts by this ID
>>141823223Gave me girl Šumpik last night
>>141823221Kwiat not riding?
some normalcy at least
>>141823369Jan CHRISTEN nearly faster than BISSEGGER
>>141823437Bissegger is a fraud
Lol, just sweating from eating food.It's very muggy.
French ITT NC is always pleasant to watch with the intermediates always on screen and the good timekeeping
>intermache-wanty riders riding past the wanty company headquarters I'm gonna CONSTRUUUUUUUUUUUUCT
>>141823369I'd say 1.Armirail 2.Vauquelin 3.Cavagna for the French one
I am watching Lennert Van Eetvelt (world tour stage race winner) ride his time trial everyone
>>141823671I am going to say the same
>>141822011I see foreign Berts already lurking TV2 for Axelgaard's vinderbud.
>>141823299Nope, on Teide.
attaque pogi and primoz successful
>>141823925oh no
>>141823369last Bissegger TT win that wasnt an NC or EC was 2022 UAE tour, grim
>>141823958i know what you're talking about, you sly dog
some Syrian and German boomer participated in the Swiss ITT NC. Küng won every time he started after Cancellara retired.
300W bert spotted
tight race without the big guys
Tim Wellens is getting the best times so far, everyone, but it's very close
>>141824525I want him to win just to see if UAE is going to do a proper jersey
>>141823129There's no way, has to be like 50 percent at least
>>141823591I'm surprised French even bother to crown ITT champ
Betting on jonas to win GC is literally free money
>>141825000you get 240 velopoints?
>>141825000>bet 1 dollar on Pogacar>he wins>lose 240 freedom bucksWho makes this shit
Timmeke Wellens on his way to victory
slovenia is dead, slovenia is gone
IM DEAD, IM GONE
EF TdF kit
>>141825097>Sander de Pestel
>>141825093That's not how to works, to win $100 on pogacar, you need to bet $240If you bet $100 on jonas, you win $240, $700 for roglic $1200 for remco ect Really the odds are all not great, cycling GC is a dumb bet overall seems like
>>141822077>>141819525why his hjælmet says GIRO if they are promo for the le TOUR ?they should update it so ASO doesn't get mad
Vauquelin good time
>>141825000Please write it like a human, this is even worse than the demented *ngl* fractions
>>141825305Why do they do it with a $100 base though? Can't understand decimals?
>>141825305what's the reason for going negative instead of just putting +41 or whatever it is
OFFICIAL Tour de France GC /bet/>Pogacar 1.66>Vingegaard 2.75>Roglic 8>Evenepoel 15>Yatesi 29>Ayuso Pesquera 34>Rodriguez Cano 34>Jorgenson 41>Almeida 51>Yatesi 67>Bernal Gomez 67>Kuss 67>Mas Nicolau 81>Hindley 81>Pidcvck 81>Vlasov 81>Gall 81>Carapaz 151>Landa 151>Thomas 201>Shart 201>Gaudu 201>Bilbao 201>Martinez Povidla 201>Gee 201>Aert 301...>Meintjes 401
Armirailwinslol
>>141825469KUSS bros at least nobody will try to bully us this time
>>141825419>>141825425It probably has something to do with bigger number on screen = people more inclined to bet.
>>141825469Deep startlist
>>141825469Kuss could beat all those guys if he was allowed to race for it
>Place of birth: LEIDEN, NETHERLANDS
reminder that England is rightful Danish clay, before the French came.
>>141825539Even himself?
>>141825539good pointhave a goomble on it innit
>>141825550is she the sister of Lotte? Kopecky is a typical last name in the Dutch speaking world, isn't it.
>>141825586you saying he couldn't beat himself off?
>>141825469Again ridiculous. What are the chances MAS wins the Tour. Basically zero. Who in their right mind would take that bet
Segaert keeping it competitive
>>141825651That is not allowed in Puritan States of America
>>141825703true, Kellog's made sure of that
>>141825603Yes it is one of the most common names together with Jansen and De Vries
>>141825725Nicolas BIATHLON win in Aire-la-Ville
Tim Wellens foaming at the mouth, gonna be close with SEGAERT
Armirail champion for 3 seconds
Fraudelin crying
>>141825725>My ancestors are smiling down at me, Bert. Can you say the same?
Top Timmeke WINS
Cavagna slower than Guernalec lol. Good signing Movistar
>>141826036>I can’t wait to start the classic season with this team and improve my time trial capabilities to the next level
>>141826036the fuck is his problem anywayall the bravado when leaving shit step only to just get weaker in every way
Tim Wellens won. You can stick those "tim nietens" remarks back in your pockets
>>141819908classy and timeless look. bet fishboy wears sneakers tho
>>141826135Was it hot and/or sunny?
>>141824336At his weight 300w ftp is equivalent to 260w ftp. 300w ftp status is only acceptable for 70kg or less. But it doesn't scale down for weightlets, 280w ftp at 50kg is just cringe.
UAE is so good in time trials this year
Am i seeing this right, Tip Top Timmeke won?
>>141826207cloudy and a little drizzlejust as he likes it
>>141826263No Wout, No Remco, No Yveke. Mickey Mouse Ring
Do d*nes really?
>longo borghini DSQ after winningLmao
Kévin robbed by Decathlon Dopage
>Cyril Couture from OCF Team Legend Wheels went faster than Audrey Cordon-Ragot
>>141826318What happen?
>>141826307Its a export product. Says more about you guys.
>>141826276He won't do shit in July won't he
>>141826307lol no
>>141826412he said he will not compete in the TT's at the tour but he will in Poland and the Renewi tour>>141826393team car rode too close
>no FDJ in the top 10 when there are amateurs in thereDead team
>>141826463dead nation
>schizo nation vs schizo nationsoon /cyc/ will have 90 minutes of peace and quite
>>141826459I wasn't expecting him to compete for ITTs in the Tour
>>141826307this was our national dish before the invention of the danish baguette
>>141826503if you're saying he'll be a shit domestique because of the weather, the guy is a loyal gregario that pushes big watts he can sip on his water bottles with a cold vest when he drops off pogi at the foot of the climbs
>>141826488do not fuck this up
>>141826488I propose a wager, fellow schizo. The losing nation is FORBIDDEN to post in /cyc/ for the next 24hr. Do the smelly d*nes accept the wager? A draw and /cyc/ is to be spammed with blacked content.
>>141827091>be spanish>ugly, hairy, sweaty, disgusting food and animal abuse>eternally inferior to crooked tooth angloids
oh great, more informative and fun ontopic posting will surely occur in this thread over the next several hours
I actually look more danish than I look English, probably some viking cunt raped my great great great great great great great great great great great great great etc grandmother.
Very white teams playing tonight, ethnonationalist berts we're back
So Jonas is doing the tour? I'm happy his recovery has been going well, sounded like it was a tight call from the interviews these last few weeks
>>141827142>A draw and /cyc/ is to be spammed with blacked contenti would not do this to my fellow berts
>>141827386norf lad detected
>>141827451I thought it was EF riders
where the fuck are the tdf team lists????????????????????????
>Portuguese referee It's over >>141827545Yeah don't worry, leave that part to me (joke)
Adam Hansen told Pogacar to sue this old guy but of course Pogacar refused. What a cunt
Should consider doing a few years at alpecin before he retires
>>141827386my yorkshire friend hoped he had some viking dna but no dice
>>141827767he just wanted a little touch
>>141827894so is it hjælmets that cause the characteristic bert hairline ?
>>141828027Can't be good for your hair at the very least
surely someone else noticed the T-Mobile pink shirts of the people holding the flags too right?
>>141827961"But he could have killed him!!!", Adam Hansen probably
only time i root for the d*nes is when they up against the bongs
>>141828092Nobody's watching m8
>>141827894wtf, he was't this bald not too long ago
test
>>141828209A few altitude camps with Pogi and bow he has radiation poisoning
Ain’t no way Visma are doing anything at the tour. Not in that jersey, that’s the look of losers. Pogacar win and over 6 stages, book it.
>>141828457booking it in the copium book
its a massive mistake to let jonas ride the tour. he shouldv be training for vuelta
>>141828289vpn working?
>>141828580Kuss has claimed the vuelta
>>141827894grim
the signs were there
fucking blind tard
>>141827894I don't think I would recognize him in the street if he looked like this
>>141829097Gor some berts it's more over than this and I pray for them in their darkest hour
>>141828658Nope, the real Deal!
>>141829333Nice
>>141829333home..
>>141828580Riding the Tour IS training for Vuelta.
>>141829333skål, looks comfy af
>>141829421not if you mass chute out
>>141829333trevligt
>>141829611No mass chute if you are in Pogi's wheel 2 minutes ahead of the rest.
>>141829666Racing with roglic and remco debuffs the entire peleton
>>141829828Hopefully remco will be 2 minutes down by stage 3
>>141829879>still 2nd in GC
>>141830289lmaoBut serisouly considering the route on stage 1 Pogi could wear yellow all 21 days. Got pretty close in the Giro.
>>141830541My opinion is that stage 1 will make 0 gaps
>>141830289behind Gall
>>141830618Might win the sprint though
>>141830618I wonder if someone is going to set the pace high.Last year it was just blast it up the cote de pike. Now is more complicated
>>141830826>cote de pik
>>141830826For gaps they'd need to set really high pace all day because the rampas are just not there. Everyone will be fresh so without steep slopes or altitude it's much harder to drop good climbers
>>141831046And 26 km of descent + flat at the end doesn't help
>>141831046shame there's also like 15+km of flat at the end that will discourage attacks
Most Berts would still finish last.
>>141830683I am no longer a fan of Felix Gall. He is a cuck with an onlyf*ns whore he calls his girl
>the village of Vicky LAFAY
>>141831557
>>141831645would love it if he just shows up for the NC, wins and then doesn't ride anything till the vuelta
>>141831720He's not on the startlist
>>141831862damn, I'll just have to make do with Zingle doing suicidal attacks so he can still get his tour spot
>>141831939Laporte is winning
>>141831986can you choose to wear the french jersey over the ugly euro jersey
>>141827674are you preparing the folder ?
>>141821990Never take an american's advice on training or nutrition
What's the consensus in Denmark? Do they believe Jonas's crash will have 0 impact and he will win with 3 minutes ahead of Pog?
>>141832570will it have an impact? yeswill he still win? yes
>>141832840So that it will be close
>>141833130that he will win the TDF in the 3rd week so yea it will be close untill then
>>141832840I can see pogi do well early and the vingo slowly making a comeback from the plateu de beille stage.But I wonder how he'll feel week 1, that TT stage is a big one
>>141833207>>141833271This only works if Pogacar is noticeably worse in the third week though
>>141833271i think Pogi takes 20-30 seconds on the TT
Grande pipo
>>141833390has to be more, he lost 15 seconds to roglic this year in 10km and that was before his chute
>>141833358He usually is.
>>141833474Jonas almost never does top top TT's in normal stage raceshard to compare vs a TT a week in a GT
>>141833510n't
>>141833452He has a crooked eye, a mole and is a turboautist in unknown territory, he is just like me!Then there are the watts and hair but who would notice.
>>141833358>spreads a cloud of sulfour over the city of NICE in your path
>>141833610this is where Jonas can take BIG timestage 21 TT will be insane
>>141833528it's easier to compare a stage 7 TT to a stage race TT than it is one later in the race which is why I feel he'll lose like 40+ secondshe lost a lot in the vuelta last year too
>>141833816Vuelta last year he was sick and had to shit on the side of the road the day before
>>141833883funny that sepp kusskuss only won the vuelta because jonas has the shits and couldn't take 8 seconds more on the TT
>>141833610Theyre going to be so fast on that descent. Honestly scared for remco
>>141833963
Visma assassins at it againhttps://www.hln.be/wielrennen/pogacar-moest-hoogtestage-drie-dagen-vroeger-dan-voorzien-afbreken-door-overlijden-van-grootvader~adede15b/
Man looking back at last yearRog wins the giroVingo wins the tour with some serious dopage TTKuss rides all 3 GTs and wins the last one while the other 2 casually fill the podium.And we just accept that this happened.
>>141834306Damn now he's certain to win stage one, he's got motivation.
>>141834390what are you going to do about it?
>>141834640the needful
>>141834640Talk about it on 4chan for Danish (You)'s
Hows your fitness level this year lads? You in peak riding condition yet?
>>141834768fair enough
Top Gooner being less than 30 seconds faster than Affini and less than a minute fast than Baroncini is kinda weak no?
>>141835448His main focus should be on 4 minutes efforts now, so not so surprising
>>141835532does he also not want the olympics TT title?
>>141835448probably focusing on track rn
Back from me first ride since the Fondo disasterIt felt like I lost some joy from pushing the pedalsGrim
>Matje VACEK put 2 (two) minutes on ITT specialist Joseba CERNYpas normal
>>141835612Take the garminless pill
>>141835760jumbo visma will soon poach this guy
>>141835612>what r*nning does to a bert
blacked porn spam it is Schizobrit
>>141834390The cycling public all squeaked but the media and the influencers assured us it was all fine and people kept watching so nothing will change
>>141835612Couldn't be me. Maybe you should ride to the ice cream parlor
>>141833593he's more in chad territory
>>141834390rounder wheels innit
>>141836149I think I'll take a 24hr hike instead. It's over.
>>141836353my thumbs, her cheeks; nuff said
>>141836419She's 15 you sick fuck
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