Bert generalCurrent and upcoming races:17.06 - 23.06 National Championships week25.06 - 30.06 Internationale LOTTO Thüringen Ladies Tour 2.Pro26.06 - 30.06 Okolo Slovenska / Tour de Slovaquie 2.129.06 - 21.07 Tour de France 2.UWT02.07 - 07.07 Tour of Austria 2.106.07 - 09.07 Sibiu Cycling Tour 2.107.07 - 14.07 Giro d'Italia Women 2.WWT07.07 - 14.07 Tour of Qinghai Lake 2.Pro07.07 Argenta Classic - 2 Districtenpijl Ekeren-Deurne 1.1 WE10.07 Giro della Città Metropolitana di Reggio Calabria 1.113.07 - 15.07 Tour de l'Ain 2.114.07 Giro dell'Appennino 1.117.07 - 21.07 Baloise Ladies Tour 2.1 WE21.07 La Picto - Charentaise 1.1 WE22.07 - 26.07 Ethias-Tour de Wallonie 2.Pro23.07 Vuelta a Castilla y Leon 1.124.07 - 04.08 Volta a Portugal em Bicicleta 2.125.07 Prueba Villafranca - Ordiziako Klasika 1.127.07 Olympic Games ME - ITT [Olympics]27.07 Olympic Games WE - ITT [Olympics]30.07 Kreiz Breizh Elites Féminin 1.1 WE02.08 - 04.08 Tour de Berlin Féminin 2.1 WE03.08 Olympic Games ME - Road Race [Olympics]04.08 Olympic Games WE - Road Race [Olympics]04.08 - 07.08 Arctic Race of Norway 2.Pro>Mecha-Rusbert's webm folders:https://pastebin.com/Y15cg3xg>Bert van Koers' ciclismo quizzes:https://www.sporcle.com/user/Bert_van_Koers/quizzes/>Races info:https://www.procyclingstats.com/https://firstcycling.com/>Free streams:https://tiz-cycling-live.io/https://cycling.today/live-streaming/>Velodrama league code:11453895Previous thread:>>141836837
>>141875899
>>141875899he even skips belgian NC because of cold, wtf is he even doing
we starting to get some actual WT riders
>>141876007*tips helmet*after you m'grug
one of the berts in the bert gardens pic needs a beard like Danebert has.
>>141876042rusbert he's just faking the cold to not have to travel back here and keep up his training
>>141876102but why? he could just say that riding NC is messing with his preparations
>>141876198Guess he needs an excuse for the belgian press.
Morgado on course to win
Bert is the most rapid rider from his club, very important this for bragging rights
>>141876198if you're fit you have to ride the NC here or you can't get selected for the OL or WCthat's why you get these weird excuses, same with wout's knee they even made a fake pic for that one IIRC
rogbros, not like this
>rusbert pretending to be away so he's not drafted for new thread duties
>Bjeyrget this UAE Pogi lapdog traitor out of here
>DLC is finally outooh, just the thing while I wait for TdF
>>141876316I'll probably do another playthrough first
>bjeyr starts>it starts raining
>>141876272I was playing vidya games
KOM SÅ SKJELLY
kinda lame that it started raining when the favorites startedimagine some conti shitter wins the TT
Where is bert?
>>141876651Having his well earned duvel
>>141876247>Wellens>Politt>Grossschartner>MorgadoWtf are UAE on
no rosenbert no watch
>>141876738Boonen was right, their bikes was 2km/h too slow
>>141876738it's not like politt has any competition since since tony martin and kamna are gone
>>141876651relaxing
I am druk from a single post ride beer somehow, pas normal.
look away bertaceknewly made road will burn your eyes
>Sur Instagram, la FFC a partagé les coulisses d'un shooting, avec le maillot de l'équipe de France, pour 4 coureurs : Julian Alaphilippe, Benoît Cosnefroy, Axel Laurance et Kévin Vauquelin.So FFC already leaked the Paris squad
>>141876836pas normal
>>141876882no Laporte?
>>141876836eat more, bertschein
>>141876882Lapeira should be there
>>141876870yes, well, on the other hand, the remco recon video made me feel right at home
>>141876712>>141876816based relaxeur
>>141876927GODon should be there
>>141877058What about Baudin
>>141877127he's specced into climber
>>141876915he's been sick or something for most of the season
>>141875880special edition for this thread (as a community service for missed hours at /cyc/ office)
>Lapeira>Godon>Gautherat>Labrosse>Julien Jurdie instead of VoecklerThat's how you win the olympics
>>141876738They are on their bike, busting their ass 6 hours a day
>>141877230
>>141877258I do think godon would be a good pickhe'll domestique, could lead out cosneking and can actually sprint himselfmuch better than vauquelin but I guess he's there because of the TT
>ASSgreen best time at T1boooo
>Norsgaard getting overtaken by Pricelol, lmao even
>>141876738Bjergbros…?
its pissing down nowproper danish summer
>>141877230grande
Good News!Gonçalo Tavares Portuguese Campeón!
Norsgaard and Price are cheating
>>141877677DU DANSKE SOMMER JEG ÆÆÆÆLSKER DIG
onions berg pas normale
Price Pejtersen might actually winBahrainDopage is back
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hgdx61zMj-UKjeikers, it's muddy in switzerland
Why are NT's always before the Tour. Wouldn't it make more sense to put it either a month before or later? So that the best enter.
>>141878011He’s a secret Pedersen
>>141878020Isn't Martin Toft technical consultant for Bahrain?
>>141878081i actually dont knowtraditions or something
>>141878081always thought they should just put them when the australians do
>Martin Tofthate this fraud
>>141878081Only week with no other racing
>>141878122he is
price pedersen DQ for using the bike path
>>141878155Early October would work fine. Still warm enough and the weather is usually ok. And the champion gets to wear the jersey though the whole season.
>>141877841big fan of how he looks on team photos. wish I was looking like that when I was 20. instead I was carded while buying beer almost to my 30s.
>>141878236he looks sad
why can't Price do actual good TT's in stage raceshe is always does 8-12th
Big PP effort
>>141878273and also 40
>Bjeyr
Thank god bj*v wont be winning this
>Bjerg in charge of winning a TT
>>141878081show of the jersey at the tour last chance at forcing selection it’s in riders best interest
>>141878338this
>10 seconds slowerCOME ON SKJELLY PUSH SOME FAKING PEDALSDO THE SPLIT
CAM AN KASPAR
Bjergbros I’m sad
much prefer the happy weed smoker over the doping ghoul me
>Asgreen slower than small skjellyPatje do the needfulljust end this guys career
>Assgreen washed
>>141878622
GO GO GO MATHIAS
Skjellydoper btfo
>Price Danish TT champoh well i guess we wont see it untill next summer
>>141878851>He doesn’t watch Suisse and Romandie
Price won because he cheated and drafted Norsfraudsimple as
>crying because you wonfucking gay
kinda impressive from Price beating Skjelmose and assmanhoping he can take a step up in the WT TT's
dumb-ass helmets
>>141878954>watch people reach goals they have work hard on for years>get mad when they dare show emotion
DE LA CRUZ winning the TT in Spaindoes Spain really not have anyone that cares about it
Danes are the worst posters. All the schizo with none of the whimsy
put Price on the TDF squad now
starting to realize that I will die alone
im scared bertsthis spanish fucker is gonna make their blood into jelly
top 10
>>141879332Why does Pog make the exact dumb grin in every photo he appears in?
>>141879332Literally 6 of the 8 could top 10 the tour on another team.
>>141879385gotta be hecking wholesome for the gullible Pogitards
>>141879302It was a fine interview until he started talking about how he deserved a spot on the Olympics team.
>>141876882EXTREMELY LAME, DEATH TO FRANCE
>>141879536well he did beat everyone else of your country
>>141880078he cheated
>>141880137Catching your minute man isn’t cheating
>>141880078ye but he hasn't shown much prior and all the others will be much more relevant in the road race
>a VERY /elite./ Top 50
BIG news: Majerus wins again
Grande Dušan campeón del Serbio
>>141880186He beat an AG2R development kiddo. Not an insignificant result to /cyc/.
>>141880240>beats BERTon Nina
>>141880530>/cyc/ beating AG2R dopage
>>141879332It's a Javier Sola summer
>>141880186>6th in STARK-Løbet 2023Significant as all get out that result
>>141880530/cyc/ sponsored doping program for 'berg when?
Rhafael RHEISH is WASHED
>>141879385That's called smiling
>>141880811kek was just watching that result of his
>>141880811Against a pas normal performance of the sulphurous team Team CO Play - Giant, no less
>David Gaudu DNF NC because of covid in 2024
>Be world champion in 2021>never make the step up to WT>24th in national champs in 2024What happened Wangbros? Tarling, Uijtebroeks, Christen and Segaert are all lapping us
>>141880824normie results are inconsequential. he'll shine in bizarro /cyc/ dimension that is Grandíssima
>>141880955he's too clean
>>141880955aid of rude jokes at the expense of his surname
>>141881082*afraid
>eurosport premium closes after the tourNow you need to take hbo max to have access to discovery+ lmao. From 40€ per year to 120 lmao
>>141881206what the fuck
>>141881206Tiz it is I guess.
>>141881206tiz chads simply cannot stop winning
>>141881341>>141881453hall of fame
>>141881206Eurosport was already 120
>>141876055
kek. DQ'd for using side walk (?)
>>141881206
>>141881206surely someone else will fill the void next year and bid more for the rights?also funny how streaming went from the saviour of cable tv to worse than cable tv in the span of 2 years
>>141881780is this real or a joke?
>>141881780>>141878224please pay royalties for my joke, thanks
>>141881913apparently not
>>141881971I mean, not a joke. Skelly as surprised as we are
>>141881912Gcn filled a void but also created a monopoly so it was only a matter of time before they sold out and fuck their customers over. I have no idea if the eurosport move is a good move. Since you triple the price you need only to keep 1/3 of your viewers at the end so it might be worth it. Good luck competing with hbo for such a nice sport
>>141881971I wanted Skjelmose to win but this is kind of a lame way to happen. Sucks for Pejtersen he was so happy.
>>141882012ASGREEN doesn't even know where he is
>>141882012weed - coke - benzos
>>141882018I kinda thought it would happen because the norsgaard went out of his way to stay on the road despite the other guy flying on the bike path
>>141882044>DUUUUDE
>>141881780>>141881971>>141882012thats just fucking cruelthere was nothing block the riders from the bike path it changed nothing in the endhe should have been DQ'ed right after the line instead of whatever this clown show is
>>141882102paging our Rosenbert to ask if he used bike path or not
https://sport.tv2.dk/cykling/2024-06-21-du-havde-en-chance-skjelmose-udvandrer-fra-interviewHAHAHAHAHAHnot even Skjelly is happy about this clownfuckery
>>141882431problem is he cut out turning at the roundabout by going there and then won by 2 seconds
>>141882575of course, this is really dumb. I would understand if he drafted, but not this.
>>141882577he drafted Norsgaard for a long ass time and got a couple of warning wissels from the UCI commisarehe gained WAY more time there than taking a bike path
>>141882654yeah, that sounds like more valid reason for DQ
>mfw geografisk blokeringrude
the face of a man about to fucking kill someone
>>141882654true but it is known you can't really use bike paths or sidepaths in any race, it's a shame for him anywaydoes anyone remember that last year in the tirreno there were also a few riders that got smited by the UCI because they road on a footpath in one of those narrow ass roads
>>141882860I guess he will recieve...no prize
That means our Bert jumped one spot though
>>141882860
>>141882860is there an interview or some kind of reaction from him? this looks like a still
>>141883149its a clip of him getting told by the DCU/UCI commisare that he is getting DQ'edits on TV2
>>141883149>Da Price-Pejtersen fik beskeden om diskvalifikationen ved podiet, udbrød han et brøl i frustration og forlod derefter området.This is what it says on feltet. Does not sound líke a man about to give an interview.
>>141883216if i was Price i would not have been able to control myself nglthat smug UCI bitch looks punchable
i wanted Skjelly to win but no in this way
>>141883288it sucks but if the rules are clear that's just lifeshould have stayed on the road
>ynr
chute comicale
>>141883057It also means that ***** jumped a spot
>>141883425All this to give shit Chuck a pity medal
>>141883425and that shitter battistella got the jersey
>>141883733>>141883795to be fair, Battistella is a bit better so far
elite list
>>141884031>141884031
>>141884031holy mufa
>>141884031>wins Avenir and u23 WC the same year>does nothing for the rest of his career
>>141884530and he had a career of like 10 years too
>>141884031>kevin le danoisare you kidding me?
>>141884530he saw the franch WT stage race curse for what it is and noped the fuck out of it
>>141884592He was known for not being really disciplined
what
>>141882860>Punished PP - A man denied his jersey
>>141881206I already have MAX
>>141885267based consumer
>>141885267can I come over and watch the Tour at your house?
>>141885447>>141885465SureI also have MGM+
The videos from the Danish champs are brutal. Poor Price
>>141884941>romaniansIgnore the gypsy
>>141885537the what?
>>141885894MGM+ they have movies
apparently Price only got DQ'ed because the commisares was forced to act, because another team complained about him riding on the bike path
>>141886169probably Trek
I got my cagie license today (age 31)
>>141886169probably bjerg, couldn't stand not being on the podium
>>141886242they dont seem like Team to have such small shoes on
>>141886169it's Lidl-Trek isn't it?
>>141886169They even said they combed the rules to see if they could give him a fine instead of DQ.
how ya feelin paypigs ?
>>141886412lel, the villain should reveal itself
>>141876259Remco in that bunch instead of GODlic
>>141886307good job bert, it is still not over
>>141886307do you have downs syndrome?
This game fucking stinks. I'm gonna watch Blow Out (1981)
>>141884944
>>141886890That’s my favorite De Palma, one of the best thrillers ever made
>>141886940kek well done
>>141886954Cool never seen it before
whats the point of these wood bridge features that do nothing but make you elevated off the ground so you break your leg when you fall off them because they get all slimey in the wet?
>>141886307Good on you bert, a practical thing to be in possession of.I am still loicensless, torty-eeit (38), but it is time.
>>141886307I've had my license for over 10 years and don't think I've even driven more than 30 hours
>*farts*
askey wins circuit champs tonight, 123 for FDJ.
HET VOETBOL IS VAN ONS
>>141887551still a mystery to me why delivery service would want her as advertisement model>you will get your package late>or just never at all
>>141888122not so fast
>>141888122relegated, deviated from your line
>>141887481That's where I messed up. I didn't care about it in my early 20s because I was really out there, barely able to focus for 30mins plus I was in no danger of owning a car.Should have just forced through it and be done with it forever. Now me mom needs a ride more often and she has to take a bus. Which is fine because it makes her plan, move, do stuff but a ride option would be nice.Just like with being bald, it works just fine but a full hair tip of the brush option would be nice.
watching footy reminds me of the DISGUSTING jersey the dutch now have for WC and OL
>>141888458Because she has a nice ass which everyone can appreciate.
>>141888509>>141888651Classic Rabofail
>>141888906They're changing back to orange this year no?
>>141889391i fucking hope so
>France 0 - 0 Netherlandsits like a week one Giro mountain stage
>>141889414Thought I read something about it, that absolutely nobody liked the current shirt
SOOOOOOOOOOOOapparently it was former dopeur Kim Andersen who made the complaintLidl does not give a fuck
>>141887481Literally me tbdesu
>>141889903So skjelmose acts like he doesn't know why they did it, but it's his team director that complained.Dude is ready for that visma transfer
>>141889879MVDP in 2020 Euro champs is the most aesthetic rider everhttps://youtu.be/eSEVmdO9Q50?t=6631
>>141890260average Amager lad really
>>141889903Kim is cut throat man.
Did you know Kim Andersen has the record for most positive doping tests in cycling history?
>>141890589Tied with Abdoujapoarov
>>141890589i didbut did you know that his son is taking over his role on Trek?
>>141890744>Dzhamolodine AbduzhaparovWhat a name
>>141882575more info on this clipbefore the camera turned on Skjelmose told the journo that he woud only do a interview if there was no questions about the result, the journo asked about the result anyway and thats why he leftsomeone is feeling guilty?
>>141891023Well what would you expect from a convicted doper, once a slimy cheat always a slimy cheat
This man just turned 26 years old
>>141891141expect some clownfuckery on sundaythe pedalton vs Trekeveryone will ride to make Trek lose if the stories are true, the danish nationals are always a catfight where weird shit happends
>>141891276dude even has the berthairfuck me it really is over
Skjelly a dirty dopeur. Can't trust a Sjællander, and Amager is basically Sjælland's own little Sjælland, so Amagerkaners are basically double SjællandersBrave Koldingenser Asgreen should have won
>>141891276truly one of us
>>141891276
this is actually a good team
>>141891329its the dutch ancestry that make us untrustworthywe can't help it, its like a drug addict who can't stop
>>141891413Poor sheffield sandwiched between two rancid old men
>>141891413chutefield gonna chute 2nd time on Montmartre
>>141891413Really not fair to stick him up against a kid with movie star good looks like that. Really strong team otherwise
>>141891413>Disappears after 150 km>Chutes>DNF after Classics + Tour burn out
mcnuggets looks like he's discovered meth
>>1418914133 good time trialists as well. How many spots do we got, 1 or 2?
>>1418915531
>>1418915532, McNutty and Sheffield doing the ITT
>>141891587why would you get 2 when you only have 3 spots on the RR team
>>141891413that photo of Brandon. he was JUSTed hard. he should join team Alpecin immediately.
>>141891650I never understand Olympics qualy slots but both PCS and wikipedia have us at 3 in the RR and 2 in the ITT. Same as Australia.>>141891680Please be aware, McNutty is transforming himself into the most revolting human imaginable >>141891400
>>141891820someone needs to find out what kind of blood Brandon has in him
>>141886307I crashed my car in January and haven't bought a new one, I just commute to the gym and grocery store on my carbon fiberĺ fred sled
HOT NEW SQUEAKVAUGHTERS PRESS THE KILL BUTTON
>>141892146This is what dating an OF model does to a man
>>141892146WE ARE AT SQUEAK-CON 1, I REPEAT, WE ARE AT SQUEAK-CON 1
>>141892146damn that's a juicy one ratbros
>>141892146Did somebody say DOPAGE?
Didn't Vaughters say he would dissolve team immediately if any rider was caught doping
>>141892320he did say that!
>>141892320I watched the Netflix slop and I learned that vaughters says a lot of things.
>>141892146WHY MUST WE ALWAYS USE INNOCENT GRANDES AS OUR FALL GUYS
>>141892146Benefit of being an American team, we can post this while the Euros are asleep so they don't see it
>>141892146"Sleeping aid" is some kind of tremadol-like/opioid isnt it?
>>141892407>"Sleep? I never sleep. I just wait. In the shadows. And I will squeak you all. Everyone who sniffed the air that day on Teide."
how did the grande feds know he was smuggling hgh
>'It means a lot to honour Pantani' says local boy turned breakaway baroudeur Andrea Piccolo hmmmmmmmm
>>141887236don't ride them when wet
>The charges, officer?
>>141893069Donald Sutherland wasn't handsome either but he spent the 70's rawdogging Jane Fonda
ngl berts this smells fishyseems like EF is throwing Piccolo under the bus with help from the known corrupt italian police
also who the fuck cares about sleeping aid if its legal?thats like getting because someone took vitamins
>>141893592might be another case of when dsm was approving runner's every fart
alright I admit these bikes look good
>>141893639Ikea bikes
>>141893631nahseems like EF wanted him GONE and they jumped on anything they could use an excuse
>>141893592lets goomble on what they mean by 'sleeping aid not approved by the team' I'm with you on the tulpenadol - heroin substitute
>>141893738no ideai know nothing about sleeping aid, besides getting fucked up on tequila
>>141893592Its opioids or benzos. ofc they don't care about melatonin or some first gen antihistamine.
>>141893805what i dont get is why EF should care if the UCI dont care?seems like you are just shooting yourself in the foot
>>141893831Because being anti doping is part of EFs brand.
>>141893735It's EF so you are probably right
>>141893928but you are not taking any dope if you are taking something legal
>>141893965They are a member of Mouvement pour un Cyclisme Crédible. So they have to, by choice.
one wonders how well j*nas' daughter is sleeping these days...
>Victor LAFAY
>Liftor VACAY
>>141894957More like Victor ne pas LAFAIRE
>>141892146no fucking way this is legal. suspended without pay for taking a legal substance. sue their sorry asses out of existence PLEASE
>>141894957never heard of her
>>141894957More like Victoire Lafay. More like Victor l'a Fait.More like Victoire l'a Fait.
>>141895071I'm sure it's in their contracts
>>141895087I don't get it
>>141895388are you being mean
The face of a man who will win two stages and the olympics
>>141895857Is there anyone who looks better in yellow?
>>141896313Pinot in my dreams
>>141892146HGH is not exactly small potatoes, I dunno about the sleeping aid tho
Hunter Girth Helmsley
>>141896698Tolhoek, Eenkhoorn en and Lobato got suspended by Jumbo back in 2017 because they used Noctamid a sleeping aid. Some teams have a zero policy when it comes to the use of heavier medication without the aproval of the team.
>>141897230I can see that, but why send him to the giro tho? just put him in the most miserable races
Where to score some Tramadol in New York City?
>>141897651He served his suspension, and his contract blocked EF to fire him over it.
>>141897760yeah, but the giro is better than mickey mouse races is what I'm saying. If they hate him so much that they are suspending without pay and dumping him asap, then why put him into a decent race? Just send him to shit races
>>141898019He can only be busted by Italian cops if he's in Italy
>>141898177you think they ratted him out?
WHAT ARE THESE TRUCKS CARRYING?!?!?!?!
>>141898808hgh and tapentadol
I only just realized today that Edvald Boasson Hagen and Carl Fredrik Hagen are cousins
the fatty thinks just like me, therefore I am obviously wrong
His only meaningful moment of the entire race was breaking free of a slurping pedalton to finish 4th behind Pelayo Sanchez and Julian Alaphilippe
Is the fact that riders like Grande Piccolo and Marko Paduni turn to shit within a year of joining EF not a good proof of them being clean?
>>141902114what a twat, christ
HEELY benjamin is on the high octane gas innit
just looked at the Vuelta parcours, blimey, total sprinter death
Albetto Bertiol is CLEAN
>>141892195An ugly one too
>>141904531Lel good one.My gravel bice frame still hasn't arrived, been a week in transit now. I hope it comes soon so I can build it up and enjoy the nice weather.
>>141904637What did you order again?
>>141904879Used Cervelo Aspero frame, I am building it up 1x Sram Force AXS with a nice set of wheels. It should be around 8kg built up.
This one goes to the bin
>>141893631Ynr remember brenner got sacked because he changed his uncomfortable saddle position
>>141896313
>>141905576The dsm system is highly effective.
>>141906143stop posting that mtf
>>141906198>that ag2r climbsqueak
How was your ride berts? Did some easy one this morning to test the back. I started feeling it at the end, so not completely healed but after the shower everything seems fine. Guess I'll take it easy another week
Every man below 172cm should be legally forced to live in mushroom houses
>>141906851half way through, enjoying some nice pastry and the fine weather lots of wind going up to Cabo da Roca tho, that was nasty
>>141906851I feel like I did the best I could on the TT yesterday. I went out and did the short route a few hours before and it really helped knowing how fast I could go in the corners, I did send myself off the road out of one corner because I went in too hot, but other than that I dont think I could have done any better.
>>141907505Strong job Bert, doing us proud. Do you think you still have some growth?
>>141907562Not much I think. Real lige is getting more busy so I dont count on being able to train as much as I do now
>>141907505Strong effort you've inspired a generation of berts
We live with in Poland, Sweden, Norway AND Spain
>>141906851no ride today, mowed the lawnnothing better for the core and back that lugging around 12 wheelbarrows of wet grass
>>141907934>12 wheelbarrows of wet grassDo you own a manor? /cyc/ camping pizza party at your place I'm guessing
>>141907972I have a pretty big yard and recently had a front yard installed too the grass was also way too long because of the shit weather the last 3 weeks
>>141908013Nice, you should get a goat
>>141906851Went for a trailrun
>>141908075my neighbor already has 6 sheep and that's enough noise for me
>>141906851and donestill coming back to my old weight after months of not riddingcan't say I'm happy but it is what it is
>>141908165lil roglic sprint at the end
>>141908177that little fucker is 1km @ 8%fucking hate it because the road is heading north so it's head wind 95% of the year too, bit of a pain in the ass for commuting but whatever
>>141908200makes you strongmind, no rest till you're at the front door
>National Championships Netherlands ME - Amateurs>all participants are Frenchhttps://www.procyclingstats.com/national-race/national-championships-netherlands-me-amateur/2024/result
That piccolo story is so weird, would EF really go so far to set him up?
>>141908304Maybe piccolo knew it was over and needed a new contract so started taking hgh to help get a few performances for a new contract. Italians aren't the sharpest tools in the shed afterall.
>>141908304yesVaughters seems like a very petty person
>>141908340Yeah but what's the sleeping pills shit about, literally going squeaking to the UCI and hoping your own rider gets banned for something not on the ban list? And then you just send him to the giro like nothing happened.Did he bang some DS's wife or something.
>>141908304Why would they set him up? Because they got mad over the sleeping pill stuff?
>>141908375I don't know, why did they even bring it up in the post, it's a completely unrelated (non illegal) event. Basically comes off as yes we fucking hated him and glad he got caught by some random cops with HGH in his trunk.
>>141908304yeah the story stinks there’s several probabilities probably just wanted to get rid of him and his salary me thinks putting him inactive still forcing him to do Giro it’s very scummy altogether
>>141908410but they didnt even caught him with anything though?they where just "suspicion" of him
>heatwave in south europepogibros........i dont feel so good
>>141908428How does that even work, the cops stopped him yesterday and it's unclear if they found anything. But someone also tipped them that he had HGH in his car which may or may not be there.But EF (publicly) fired him anyway, making sure his reputation is fucked regardless.Anyway if he's set free I would like to see the court case after for wrongful termination.
>>141908410>why did they even bring it up in the post, it's a completely unrelated (non illegal) eventIt's not completely unrelated. The post is about them distancing themselves from doping. Now that he's under suspicion they want to showcase how they already had taken action against him for violating their own extra tough anti doping rules within the team.Just comes off as PR stuff at the expense of a guy they don't like anymore anyway as they feel he makes them look bad.
>>141908472its the cycling version of a women lying saying a man raped her
/cyc/ its almost tourist season and im ready to make my return
>>141908552fuck off faggot
Meanwhile in France Gaudu is desperately testing himself for covid every day so he doesn't have to go to the NC and the TDF.
>>141908552Total cagie death. Total dane death.
>>141908559not before end of july, shit we got olympics too make that august
>>141908579you will fucking behave
>>141908593always do
Woman racing is so pathetic, what the fuck was that 'sprint'?
>Of course we have made a plan, and we also had that plan last year, when we expected a loss of time in the first 10 days. Suddenly we had a small advantage over Pogacar, which we did not expect (after the 5th stage, ed.). Now it is also clear that the first part of the Tour is an advantage for Pogacar - even if Jonas had been at his best, says Zeeman at a press conference on Thursday.>We have a plan for all the scenarios, but we also have a plan that we will drive for it over three weeks, and especially with the last weekend ending with the single start in Nice, we will fight for it and be in the fight for the last Sunday, he asserts.
world tour teams in the mud
>>141908677Mads look like his mom dressed him up
https://x.com/festinaboy/status/1804443566971781278Now this is rambling. Could teach our resident schizos one thing or two
>>141908758im not reading all that
>>141908758he says nothing wrong in this and I don't even like him
>>141908758Squeakers and their anti-sudaka racismVile and reprehensible
>>141908792Altitude training = dopage>>141908823Mostly yes, but you could feel the squeak. He's right about sudacas though, I can still remember 20 years ago when people were explaining why kenyans were faster than everyone only to realise they basically had a pretty wild doping system. Same with jamaica and sprinting.
>>141908867Ofcourse look at Martinez this year, pre season in Columbia, smashes Algarve and only really loses because of the best TT'er in the world. Then completely irrelevant in the tirreno after training here, goes back to Columbia to recover and prep for the Giro on his own and comes back and does some of the best riding of his career and gets 2nd in the giro.Last year he didn't go back for an extended period and was non existent in any race he entered after Algarve
Ahhhhhhh it's 30 degrees at 7 AM
if liane doesnt get the wc jersey she will look like a normal moviestar random
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J1GfIeshvKYlast 20kms
>>141909386>female commentator "ehe-ing" all the timeterrible
>>141909386I always forget what an ugly langauge german is
>>141908644>the plan: follow Pogacar when he attacks
>>141909584shut up bong
ATTAQUE DE LIANE
I hate when they do instagram post for mobile and don't put the full bike on display. Anyway, Bettiol got a special bike, looks nice
got me rampas done. some plain clothes lad on an ancient steel what climbing fast. I had to go hard to catch him. jesus some sport on today. 5 games I wanna watch and none of them are soccerball. I don't think I'll move for the next 9 hours. cider in the fridge. chicken curry pie in the oven
comicale
>>141909890serves them right for that sunday ride pace
PUSH SAM FAKING WATTTSSSSSSS
I signed for the grande fondo again in 2025I didn't want to at first but I can't leave on a low note
>>141910008sign up for another one in 2024
>>141910008And I might sign for a rampa time trial race in august but last few years it was always 35 degrees so not sure
Test
>>141910022There's one more fondo this year, but again in august when it's the hottest and I am not paying 150€ for riding me bike. Böhmerwald is not the Alps.
So simon to visma is official. Nice of him to sign for a discount price at the poor Dutch team.
>>141910113how about some local bike tours from cykling clubs, much more enjoyable anyway
>>141910158Czech amateur ROAD scene is almost non-existent unfortunately. There's plenty of small friendly races with but they almost all exclusively MTB races.
FRANZI
>>141910156whole thing feels like >we also want a yates brother after seeing how good the other one is doing
Franziska Koch wins German Championshipliane 2nd, GAY!
>>141910205>but they almost all exclusively MTB racesYou now what to do big guy
FDJ-F*mmes about to get humiliated at the french nationals
Absolutely knucklehead tactics on display
>>141910227Where I live it's either roads, fields or the city, not an ideal MTB terrain unfortunately
>>141910113practice your boomer gran fondo celebration
I am having an aneurysm on the chesterfield.One FDJ rider is desperately trying to get back to the leading duo but the other FDJ is working hard on the front to prevent it.
Looking at the Prestigelisten that one of the French Berts shared and they count Floyd Landis as a TdF winner but not Oscar Pereiro? Also Andy Schleck is not counted as a Tour winner? Contador a 3x3x3 winnerDon't know what to think about that
>>141910324Way ahead of you
FDJ kwabbed
FDJ-F*mmes humiliated, La Bus wins
>>141910008I like granfondos, it's a nice way to meet old friends from my old city and the road support is usually greatI try to do 3 per year
DSM is feasting2nd NC already
Will she ever have her day...
>>141910410good thing she is going to FDJ next year
welp
>>141910353Also they still count Sivakov as Russian for some reason
>accumulated PCS-points in 12 months before the race by riders representing their team. 9 riders until 2017, 8 riders from 2018 onwards.
top 10. Muzic is a total kwab, just out of podium
kwabs
>>141910530She's been on life support the entire month
>>141910539marie le net already thinking about those hot nights in paris soon
>>141910353The logic would be "whoever crossed the line first whether he cheated or not"
>>141910582CORNETbros...
>>141910582Then why do they count Henri Cornet as the winner in '04?
>>141910600Yeah with that logic Garin wins the Tour 1904. Also Jean Maréchal wins Roubaix 1930, and Roubaix 1949 and LBL 1957 don't have double winners
I'm going to leave the rankings for the Beneluxers, can't trust the Danes
>>141910636Or why they count Fuchs as the winner of LBL 1981. It's not consistent
>>141904531NOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CANT USE ONE OF THE MOST COMMON COLOR COMBOS EVERRRRRRRthey are literally matched on the color wheel, its the most brainless color combo ever
>>141910560Kek, I always wondered where these rumors came from.
>>141904531nice paint. ugly frame
>>141904531cube frame is slightly better looking. that cervelo is all crooked.
>if I don't look it's not real
>Bemærk at listen er blevet til ud fra den præmis, at løbene afgøres på cyklen, da det er her størstedelen af prestigen vindes. Derfor afspejler resultaterne ikke eventuelle dopingdomme, der er kommer på bagkant af selve cykelløbene. Vi har markeret resultater, som officient er ændret som følge af doping, med sort baggrund i resultaterarket.
>>141909584I love the way German soundI am a Nazi though
>>141910806Gladys is cute
>>141909890she didn't even go in the ditch wtf
had to postpone the BIG ride I had planned because someone infected meperhaps I can recover enough to put a midul ride later in the day when it's 37°
>>141911054
>>141911323a challenger appears
We complain about 10€/month for almost every cycling race on the calendar but in french footy they have to pay 30€/month for only Ligue 1
>paying to watch sports without physical attendancedo paypigs really?
>>141911918boring gimmick
>>141911918>he eats schnitzel without slaughtering the [spoiler]chicken[/spoiler] himself
>The UCI now reports that Piccolo was not simply stopped at the national border. “The search of the rider is the result of an investigation led by the International Testing Agency (ITA), in close cooperation with the National Anti-Doping Organization of Italy (NADO) and the Italian enforcement authorities (NAS Carabinieri). The UCI welcomes this cooperation and assesses whether further action will be necessary in this matter.”it's piccolover
>>141912192Should have stick to dopping in colombia. I have to admit that having a colombian GF is a good excuse to go there for altittude. I guess she was too expensive for some jobber
>>141911978>eating schnitzelaren't you training to be a athlete ?
Bastard has recovered from his illness and now misbehaves like normal. Spaniels are the most mischievous dog breed that is a fact. Spaniels are non-frens.
>>141912272Vaughters and his south american band of frauds running a drug ring from Columbia, you love to see it
>schizo complaining about being mischievous
Hellon is this the thread where we laugh at Bertacek
>>141913240no, it's the sticky one
Imagine Lasha Talakhadze was a cyclist though. Really makes you think.
Why is pidcock still mountainbiking a week before the tour
>>141913427Position at the olympics. Probably cost him as much as anybody doing the nationals right now.
>>141913476but almost none of the GC riders are doing the nationals
>>141913543Main problem is the transport I think. Crans montana is very close to the end of suisse, probably stayed at some altitude camp there after that race. He's not their main GC guy anyway, probably not even first lieutenant
>>141913678Main problem is the doping controls.
>>141913776kek pidcuck 100% clean confirmed
>>141913797no *ngl* is clean
>>141913240I laugh at are dear Brtek on almost every edizionehe got good sense of humour
Heat index of 40 today.This haze on the camera is a mixture of sweat that could not be wiped off as well as a solid wall of humidity between me and bike
>>141913957dis dude living in an AI generated picture
>>141913957what is a heat index
>>141913957>heat indexcope for weatherlets
>we wanted to fire him but UCI said no>We sent him to the giro insteadTop kek, who believes that
>>141914142they brought him to the Giro so they could give Ulle2.0 the dopage
>>141914142had to deliver the latest shipment to the teamdon't pick any EF shitters for the tour
>On the other hand, I would like to express my great sympathy for Johan, who is not just a fantastic pace rider, as we saw yesterday, but whom I consider a good friend in the field. I have therefore offered Johan that he can have both the DM jersey and the medals I was handed - to acknowledge his performance, so that it does not go down in history as pure annoyance.
LEGALLY BLONDE (2001)
>>141914322what an asshole
One more week bros
>>141914496
>>141914547pattern kinda psychedelic
>>141914322The true winner was clearly Carl. He won our hearts.
reminder
>>141914547>when youre one hour into the climb and he hits you with that face
>>141914794And people say visma has no shame
time for a ride
https://www.youtube.com/live/bCMAWDY35Xc?si=IpmpYzDJrsYnh5OdWe live in NYC
>>141915415Do you win a state champ jersey?
>>141914794Danes are so ugly. There are no handsome danes in the peloton.
Powless training ride, blimey
Is PCS having a stroke or what is this, why are Consonni and Barbieri listed as riding for police teams? They
>>141914031>>141914045It's the normalized power of weather
>>141915631yes
Went for a nice 9AM walk in the 30C weather, ruined a shirt and casquette but now I got some melon and tangerines from a stall at the market and will take a nice shower
>>141915713God loves cycling
>>141915799why's this guy always lose then
>>141915799soulless larping polderbully
>>141915683Seems PCS is actually right, grandes do some strange things.
>>141915476Yes. I saw end of Cat 4/5 race this morning coming back from my smol ride. I can never figure out how to make webms that aren't 50 mb for a 5 second clip. Any good software that makes compact webms?
>>141915816Its a part of it. Remember Job?
>>141915848no we've never met
>>141915822wtf is this, most of these girls have their actual team in the race
>>141915826With 52 states you could have some cool crit pedaltons with a ton of special jerseys.
>>141915631Some countries have special rules for National races. For Example in Norway they all register as riders for their home clubs, not their trade teams (they still race in their trade kit.)For example, Wærenskjold won the TT while riding for Ringerike Sykkelklubb, Tobias Foss rode for Lillehammer Sykkelklubb
>>141915906What would State Championship kits look like, if based on flags? I think some would be very cool, like Arizona, Texas, Hawaii, Maryland, DC, Florida. Most would just be Navy though
>>141915992Correction: Lillehammer Cykleklubb, not Sykkelklubb, because Norway has two written languages for some reason
Took a wrong turn at my ride today and stumbled upon a rampa inhumana
>>141916114>SykkelNynorsk was a mistake.>>141916061No idea, I know nothing about US states visual identities.
>>141916180Neither do we, because most of us don't have any. There's a reason the only places in the US that flies state flags are the states and/or cities that actually have proper flags. Like Chicago is covered head to toe in their flag because it's actually good (it looks kinda like Amsterdam's but in white and blue) while where I grew up in Virginia had nothing because our flag is just a seal on a navy background
America could have a huge competitive cycling scene, they could be a powerhouse. Shame cycling isn't popular enough and what's more is that the crit culture seems to be trapping the riders into a niche cringe discipline.
>>141916141kek, I found this one a while agoit's properly paved but so narrow only small cars can pass
>>141916295brutal
>>141916249Sad, states should fund and encourage state identity.
>>141916356Minnesota just got a new flag this year for this very reason
>>141916389The new flag just looks like a rip off of the Somali flag, very fitting.
>>141916356Maryland fly their flag everywhere
>>141916329this is the steepest I've ever found, some weird ass road between some people's backyards not even pavedkomoot just took it as the shortest route
>>141916423Not really. Unless you are somewhat color blind, and associate wildly without much actual connection.
>>141916571Minnesota has a very large Somali population, Krautbert is being a naughty little racist here
>>141911978>schnitzel>chicken
>>141916491somehow I averaged 19km/h on this retard hill years ago. definitely couldn't do that now.
>>141915826>>>/wsg/5595519figured it out. Look at that Cat 5 hype. That could be me one day
>>141916719proper inhumanas
I enjoyed the womans races today, even though they were cringe.
>>141916889She's got an amazing rubber face
CAM ON TÜRKIYE
>>141917069is our guy Mehmet Şampiyonbisiklet riding?
>>141916646Not something a German should tease other about. More people flying the turky flag in DE than their own dreifarbig.
>>141917552haven't seen a single turkish flag so far but I also don't live in NRW
>>141890905>but did you know that his son is taking over his role on Trek?that guy is such a goof, only reason he is anything in cycling is because of muh daddyused to ride in the same clubdude was so weak
>>141891023based PR consultants has been a disaster for the sport
>>141917822weak riders makes for good DS's, just look at Holm.
>>141882575what's the white thing on the roof?
elitebros winning
>>141914794>>141914823kek'd
It's exactly the same bike?
kek
>>141918749it has lighter carbon lad
what the fuck goes on in Turkey
>>141918749new paint
>>141918923Gotta love carbon, just claim that you laid the mesh down in a Better Way®. Keep those consooomer coming back for more.
>>141918749bruh this bike don't even have peddles
>>141919522So you can choose your own favorites.
>>141876007Based
Estonians eternally kwabbed in their weird little fake race. Shame Aivaras MIKUTIS didn't win, I'd like to have seen the Yellow-Green-Red kit on a Tudor rider
>>141919838>Estonians>Yellow-Green-Red kitBert..
>>141919969
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As of yesterday I thought the tour started today for some reason, then I forgot about it this morning but it turns out I was wrong anyway
>>141920447Why did he make this face?
>>141920568He rested, thats his neutral expression.
Tell me cyc, how many of you go to these cycling coffe shops?
>>141920792Do you shower in the parking lot before you go in?
>>141920792I dont I've never even seen one of those
>>141920966I'm too much of a coffee snob to visit those
