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>oooo a game thread ^_^Let’s go metsies
No cheating today, cubbybears!
LE FUCK
He can’t locate the splitter…ITS OVER
>ball 4>no one reacts
fuck shit cunt asshole prick ****** FUCK
KEK
>3-0>1st inning >0 outs
Hit that faggot in the mouth next AB
>Regressionaga
Martinez has been so good for us man. Crazy how much better an offense looks when our DH is actually a good hitter
shota is fucked
>it’s a manfred gives the other team the Juiced Balls episodeRemind me why I still watch this “sport”?
LETS GO METS ALL ABOUT THE METS BAYBE LETS GO METS LETS GO GET A HOME RUN LETS GO METS
shota getting gang-gaped by the metropolitans
>>141881107>coping in the first inning
God ya just know Quintana is gonna pitch like an ace today too….
Cubs are gonna cumback on their faces
>>141881173Hi Rob!
>>141881092Slut
hit a comebacker into Quintana’s skull! KILL HIM
>>141881173t. Fagfred
GOOD EYE KID THERE YA GO KID ATTABOY KID
Would be a win if >we can injure a few mets for the rest of the series. Maybe even end a career
>>141881092You mean to tell me that paying JD to hit dingers is a better approach than paying Vogelbach to be fat and strike out?
>>141881077>>141881273>>141881332Who’s the resident schizo?
spaghetti XD
>>141881373I'm just being pragmatic. It's a legitimate strategy
based umps helping my Mets again
Vientos :(
cubs gonna cum on ya!
CMOOOONNN
>walk lead off batter >error>singleIt’s a Mets cannot get out of their own way episode
God damnit morel…..
Morel why didn't you step on Alonso's feet there?
kek based, Cohen’s check to the ump cleared. Sorry cubes!
Strike 2 you're out!
EL TROLL
lol cubes
Lmao cusb
Alright imma go walk the dog
Plz assblast the Cuba so the resident Chicago shit poster can fuck off.
Hopefully the mets plane crashes or something. Take the competition out
Nimmo just does not like non-whites huh
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Imagine being a Shitcongo fan
>Today Imanaga is the bugRacist!
KekkiesMetsies
looks like we're gonna get some position player kino today
>>141880964>>141880987
Owned by my gay Mets
Mets fans outta NO where
>>141882144i was in a meeting and missed the start of the game sadly
>>141882144I'm bored until I can leave work, I usually never shitpost during games, and the Mets usually never btfo teams like this
mfw I made a bet on cubs win
>>141882144>Mets own ya stankin Gamethread>Mets own ya stankin genny>Mets own ya standing board>Mets own ya stankin azz
>>141882144>surprised fans of a team want to post more when they are playing well
Where'd all these Mets fans come from?
>>141882673They never went away
>>141882673the chop shops in Willets Point, we emerge from them like tunnel jews
I strongly dislike both the Mest and the Cusb, so I hope they both lose
>polar bear is fast >doesn’t need to cheat with his helmetNice.
That was just a mogging from Marte
>dingers and bunts
>>141882939Mets fan here. What's this? I just started watching on the recent winning streak. How does one cheat with a helmet?
>>141882369Did you look anything up about the teams first?
>bunt kino alert!
>>141882980Pete Crow Armstrong
>niggaz really thought Shota was gonna end the season with a sub 2 era
>>141882980Scroll up for the image from the last Cubs v Mets series. The real problem was the entire umpiring crew not knowing that PCA very obviously broke the rules.
>>141883071Who tf is that
gg Mets. imma go to get a nice sammich and a new pair of linen pants. hopefully the cubbies come back!
>>141883107rules are what we say they are
Painted! Sit the FUCK down!!!
>>141883122Fuck off retard >Mets score another
>>141883214>Fuck off retard Huh?
Cubs gonna come the FUCK back!;
imafraud getting exposed
Can someone tell me when the bottom 3rd is done? Thanks frens :)
Sorry cubniggers, if you were going to comeback you would’ve already hit a homerz
my butthole itches
>Lindor with another lead off double The gaping continues
>10 hits in 3+ innings
is there a stream somewhere
Base hit after base hit. The entire Cub team should be relocated and collapsed
>>141884410https://mlb.sportshub.stream/event/chi_cubs_ny_mets_211543580/
"Shohei Imanaga" -Steve Gelbs
>>141884481thanks
hey clownsell you wanna go get your ace or you just going to hang him and his stats out to dry?
>>141882985erm, I saw cubs pitcher is 7-1 and mets one is 2-5
>>141884578
>>141884578>based Craig exposing his own ace for our amusement
I heard Frank the Tank was asking for autographs before the game
>based retard Bosnian doesn’t understand baseball but bets on it anyway
Cubs DFA
Metinals
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>hayden mental midget neski
berdsssssss
Final score: Jets 17 - Bears 3
>Iglesias taking McNeil's job
>remember counsells batting stance>yeah he used to put his hands above his head too haha>he probably wants to put his hands on top of his head right nowke the Mets broadcast is hilarious
Even the cubs announcer is forfeiting.
kek cusb kekgay bears
>>141885360And this is the A- team (no Keith, no Gary).
gay bears kek
>return of the cup snake Based, Gelbsy better get down there
kek of all keks
>>141885523jesus
Time for a cubback
cubbie bears got dis in da bag!
2.96
>>141885703A cubback is what grimace is pounding right now
Imagine Clark Bear screaming in pain and pleasure as he gets gaped by Grimaces big purple cock. That’s what’s happening now.
>Your team has been gaped by the NY Snappers btw
Get ready to learn Japanese buddy
Mets are really making the bullpen pay working the count even despite leading by 10 runs.
Enough of the sodomy let's watch dem cubbie wubbie bearie boos
sit the FUCK down!!!!
>>1418861717D Chess: they have two more games against us and will be losing those in kind.
>>141885886https://youtu.be/mY2kohYpl9k?si=6LCpEKNh4AD22Fjz
>>141886243
Cubback starts meow
Try to injure alonso if you can. Salvage the game.
>>141885886>in pain and pleasure
What I really like about this baseball game is how our (Mets [Snappers]) balls hit deep to the outfield go over the wall, while the Cub's (nerds) balls hit deep to the outfield are caught by our outfielders.
>>141885886We need pepe laugh for this post
Shotabros....
>>141886512This is better >>141886243
>>14188657910 runs on 11 hits is awesome
>>141886618What does this have to do with pepe chad?
>>141886579the entire season up until this game he gave up 6 ER wtf
>>141886719What? He gave up like 7 ER vs the brewers alone
>>141886908google lied to me
>>141886579gaped
>>141886719
>>141887011Add Manfred to the pic helping the metzilla then it's accurate
The Chicago Buns have been officially eliminated from contention.
>>141887252>Manfred>Helping The New York Metropolitan Baseball Club555-Come-on-now.jpeg
i'm sorry i doubted you, kinotana
>>141881347it is insights like this why Cohen is paying Stearns $9M a year.
>>141887252lol mlb has had it out for the mets ever since cohen bought the team
>>141887365>>141887479He's entirely the reason the mets are winning at all what are you on lol
>>141887560Meds, cubschizo
>>141887560The fuck are you talking about? The Cohen tax (yes, it's literally named that) only came about because the owners had a gentlemans agreement to not break 300 million in payroll to keep league wide salaries down and put more money in the owners' pockets. Cohen decided to go to like, 341 million and the owners got pissy and told Manfred to do something about it. Then there's also the time where the Mets were the only team punished for doing something literally every other team does.
>>141887771>And yet he still gives them the juiced balls and ump benefitsCohen tax was clearly a front so that they could say that the league us out to get the mets when they're clearly helping them win
>>141887560Last year the mets were shit but thet had the largest salary. Salary isn't everything.
>Patrick Wisdom>Is dumb what did he mean by this?
>>141887951>ump benefitsMeds (not to be confused with Mets, the team living within the walls of your skull atm)
>you will never be as cool as Starling Marte sliding into home
>>141888658>Mets trying to classlessly get a guy out who was clearly safeGentleman's game. It would have stayed like this despite the rulebook but the mets get the benefit of the doubt so now they enforce it
>>141888254They’re still under 500
>>141889252i didnt realize all Cubs fans were such flaming homosexuals.
>>141889652You didn't?
Cubbyschizo if your CUBS (gay babybears) hit MY POLARBEAR (biggest, strongest beat of all) we are going to have PROBLEMS!
>>141884907tf else am i supposed to bet during the sam>inb4 euroseuros are more unpredictable than baseball
>>141890221summer*
>>141890075They aren't just gonna hit him. They're gonna KILL HIM!!
>>141890357Calm down Cannibal Corpse
>it’s an Ottavino turns an 0-2 count into a walk episode
rally time
>>141890656He's become such a shitter. BTW is every Cubs thread like this, with these fucking insufferable retards? I know they shit up /mlb/
Pete Crow FAGGOT lmao
>>141891011That is basically all cubspie lmao, cubbybros aren’t so bad but they are getting gaped rn so they get memed on
CHC: Owns ya azz
>Cusb
Cubs gonna come back in these azzez
>>141891254Seagulls own ya stankin ballpark rn
>>141891011
>>141891147>>141891011Cry about it, beeyotches!!
>>141891011Yeah, we just had it with the giants threads
>>141891487More like giant MANBABIES lol!!!
cubback
if only the islanders played like this against the hurricunts
>singleYeah...YEAH!!!
go cubbbiehs
wheeze sob ugh cry
>starts sobbing:-(
bg metties. Time to win the next 2 of 3!
gg cubbies
