anyone have that picture of the lightning mascot with 3 cups dabbing on the shitties and their 0 cups
>rolls into thread
>>141900757I hate Florida
Why does Maurice believe that OEL is the answer to Florida’s problems?
>>141900757it's ogre
HYMAN TEARING UP THE PUSSIES
HYMAN SSSSSSSCCCCCCCCCCCCCCAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRSSSSSSSSSS
Zack "Break the" Hyman
SSSSSCCCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRR
HYMAN DESTROYER
>>141900835Words never said by a heterosexual man
>split threadsbased
>>141900940Seethe Floridian
OUR OILERS
>>141900757I HATE CHUGSI HATE CHUGS I HATE CHUGSFuck you Edmonton
Fuck…it might be going back home bros
I can't fucking believe >1993 is going to come to an end like this.
>>141901112the greatest kwabbing of our time
>>141901112would be fitting kino for it desuespecially filthy sunbelters getting BTFO in the worst kwabbing in almost a century
why was I relocated to this DOGSHIT thread? You can tell a summer kid zoomer made this.
What are you guys drinking tonight? I'm sippin miller draft as the kitties collapse.
>>141900757HE THREW AN EMPTY WATER BOTTLE UUUUUUUOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH
>>141901294kitty is outside failing to catch insects. enjoying a filthy IPA myself
When Florida loses. They get demoted to amateur league. Who gets promoted to replace them?
what is this bullshit
>>141901430The Tucson RoadrunnersArizona's back in the league baby!
>>141901294Stella, only because the bar I'm at has shit selection. My usual place had a live band on with a $15 cover charge. Fuck that.
fuck jannies
Shit teams
>>141901294im not drinking tonight, had a gatorade and some water
>>141901294herbal tea for me
>>141902196Fucking flouridians moron LMAOOOOO
should I got with the hybrid or the indica after this beer
Sports..... but with two winners. Discuss
>>141902266You're both men. I think that's illegal over there
We playing fucking Curling here boys! SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP HAAAAAAAAARD
I can’t believe the Shartlers will be the first team to win the cup after being down 3-0. I fucking hate McShitvid.
MARKOFFARKOV
>>141902283Why can't we get pure rhubarb deserts here? Why is it always mixed with berries?
>>141902279DUDEWEEDLMAO
>>141902196That's what makes fighting games so exciting, 1 v 1Welcome to the FGC:^)
>>141902266wonderful post
They just need to shut down Barkov and it's over.
*always pops up when you google a stream*
plz make the puck orange I cant see it
>>141902280goes against everything humanity stands for
>Panthers "fans" already throwing trash in the opposite arenadisgusting
>>141902294That's a rare flag for hockey.
Holy shit this is an absolutely embarrassing performance by Floridawith Demko my Nuckies would've swept them both
>>141902289I appreciate you, weird AI art Daisy as an Oilers fan poster
>>141902294Retard
>>141901974God I want to breed her
>1 shot last pp
>>141901112And a new meme is born>back to back
>>141901294Bushmills whiskey and pilsners
Which individual players are the frontrunners for this year's KWABOTY trophy?
4 threads filled alreadythe possible game 7 will be huge
>>141902302
>>141902283I love your gimmick
how does anyone score in this sport the goal is tiny and the goalie is massive
>possible
>>141902320I think field hockey or baseball is more your speed Jose
Florida wins in game 7
>full strengthThank god. Kitties powerplay makes me nervous.
>>141902324S N A T C H E R D E M K O
>Powerplay>Nobody at the pointDrives me insane every time
>>141902331She's getting passed around by the Oilers rn bro you can have her after
>>141902346they score more than in the sport where the goal is massive and the goalie is tiny
mcdavid can't win a draw...
>>141902346very carefully
Is this the real thread?it has a homsexual feeling to it...
SIR GAY
>>141902339/hoc/ is going to destroy /sp/
>>141902338Still Matt Coronato.>can barely make a shit flames team>can't make the shit national team
look at the tits behind the bench. dirty slut
>>141902362Fine I'll take her ass then
Oilers play better a man down than with a full 5
best in the east? what did they mean by this?
>>141902371hoggey board
>>141901294Oh, for me?It has to be the smooth yet inexpensive taste of Carling Ice.Also if someone can hook a nigga up with a stream, that would be neat.
stupid hokki be more funny
which of these teams would boltz fans prefer to see win?
>>141902256>Connor McDavid of the Erie Otters is the recipient of the Bobby Smith Trophy as Scholastic Player of the Year. A 17-year-old from Newmarket, ON, currently attends McDowell High School in Erie where he achieved a 92% average during the first semester while taking courses that included University prep English, Algebra, and Contemporary Issues. >Connor McDavid earns OHL Scholastic Player of the Year honours for the second straight season as an ‘A’ student in Grade 12 at McDowell High School in Erie.
>>141902379cap?
ten more minutes of this skateslop until i can play sekiro
>>141902379YALL KEEP MENTIONING THESE TITSFUCKING SCREENCAP
>>141902324florida got too cocky after game 3 and are now mentally destroyed
>BOB KWABROVSKY (big old bitch kek what a bitch retard orangutan very stupid kek yahoo)
>>141902379Theyre trying so hard to not get her on camera
Oilers won another cup before I managed to get a girlfriend.
How come poutine never became popular in America?
Penalty: Panthers, touching the puck and threatening the Oilers' lead
>>141902406>anotherAnon...
>>141902339>4 threads filled alreadyLMAO for a championship game? Thats nothing.Normal UFC PPVs get 10+ threads.Your sport is a joke.
what are they chanting at bob?
>>141902391nhl66 sportsuge onhockey
>>141902346How come no one scores in divegrass
Gary made the call.
>>141902414we're not a gravy nation
>>141902414Yea it's strange. You'd think Americans would love that.
>>141902401Taking game 4 off may have been a bad decision lol
>>141902429His first name is Sergei so they're making fun of him by jeering it
>>141902406Just enough time to get a bf tho
>>141902371
screenshot the breasts
Maurice does NOT look relaxed
>>141902414It's just called cheesefries there.
>>141902450LEWL
>>141902339>4 threads filled alreadyThats nothing dude. Are you brand new or just really stupid?
>>141902434disco fries, but that's a NJ thing
>>141902432idk i wouldn't watch that shit if you paid me
>>141902439Theyre about mayo on god damn everything
>>141902394Tampa fans went into hibernation after their team got eliminated. The Marlins sure as hell aren't going to do anything (just like my blue jays)
the excursion train is about to hit west barnstable bros
>>141902414chilli cheese fries are better
>>141902414Do American mcdonalds not offer poutine upgrade on your fries?
The panthers are really going to fuck up the funniest meme in hockeyShit teamShit stateCan't wait for climate change to wash away the trash that live there
it's really ogre, right?
>>141902429Boo-brovsky
>>141902414because it was always just a regional meme food before social media and travel food shows. Besides they have chili and disco fries
>>141902414I've heard that getting genuine cheese curds in the USA is like pulling teeth. Something to do with FDA regulations. That mixed with the fact that most of the shit comes from the US to Canada and influences us here, as opposed to the opposite, makes it very hard for popular food dishes to cross the border.
>>141902395there's no way mcdavid was a straight a student. he probably got cs
>>141902454>NHL in Age Sex Location
friendly reminder that all the people going for the panthers are contrarian losers whose parents are disappointed in them and society has rejected the, they will have no kids and will be forever alones.
Will the Tkachuk kill themselves when this is over?
>>141902414I had it at coachella for the first time this year & came on the field
5 on 4! GO OILERS!
>>141902320Mah that’s just all the Indians we’ve brought into this country
smart penalty
>4 threads filled already
>>141902414Sounds like another word for pussy.
>>141902469Poutinge with ketchup on it is better
>>141901974Imagine how fun she'd be in bedYou'd be left with a few scratches/bite marks, but damn it'd be worth it
my gf has nice boobies and i really like them and her
why did florida start playing again? theyre going to win G7 arent they...
Softest penalty ever crysaitl keeps diving and never called for it. Can Gary rig these games any more obviously?? Fuck this shit league
>>141902470nope
love that chicken from popeyes
Well a game seven will either be soul crushing or hilarious. Giving them that false hope to crush it by winning would be worth the pain I’m experiencing nowA loss however would cause me unimaginable sadness that I may never recover from
>>141902375Up there with Tom Wilson on Marchessault in 2018
>>141902464>marlinsthey support the rays thoughbeit
damn Tina Fey got old
>>141902459Would you do it for a Magnum bar?
Ameribros I don't feel so good....
>>141902470No
>>141902427not comparable retardthe nba sticky got 2300 replies, that's an apples to apples comparison
>>141902503please feel free to share
>>141902484fuck off leaf
>>141902506Rip
>>141902480Top athletes are all geniuses. They may know absolutely nothing but their brains are peak and if it wasn't full of sports shit they could be engineers or doctors.
>>141902427Yes, I am so jealous of all the dudebros obsessed with large men punching and kicking each other until one is unable to punch or kick. Truly the height of sporting entertainment
>>141902494So much for >ded sport posters
>>141902479very widespread in wisconsin
>>14190248118/f/tampere
Reminder Philadelphia and Miami are the only cities to have lost every championship final>PHI: lost World Series and Super Bowl in the same season (2022-23)>MIA: lost College World Series and NBA Finals in the same season (2022-23). 2024 Stanley Cup Finals soon to join the list if they lose Game 7.
>>141902427Joe Rogan was talking about hockey on a recent podcast. Basically saying sometimes hockey players will show up at mma gyms to train and they just get rekt because their cardio is so bad and theyre so soft. It's actually kind of a bitch sport.
>>141902518America's team (the Canucks) were eliminated in May bud
>>141902518florida is tighter than a vice gripe
FUCK YOU OILERSRRRRREEEEE
>>141902538Canadian state
SSSSSSSSSCCCCCCCCCCCAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRBOUCH BOMB
>>141902431You, sir, are a gentleman and a scholar
>>141902479You can just get them at culver's
>>141902544I almost forget this place has a team.
HOLD THE LINE
>>141902488Cute
>>141902546Joe Rogan is a fucking moron
>>141902533if mcdavid didn't discover hockey, he'd be the weird guy in IT who faps to trap doujins
wow a missed too much man call again
Post the tits you fags
>>141902543philly also lost the mls cup and world series on the same day
>>141902540> less than 500kmon my way
>>141902546Someone dig up Boogaard's body so he can fight Rogan
Which team does Gary want the most to win?
It just occurred to me, what if the Panthers are really a mediocre team and they just had a lucky streak in the last few years and now we are witnessing their regression back to the mean? Maybe they just got too cocky and forgot that they are based in the middle of the everglade swamps and are playing a CANADIAN team, the team who gave the world THE GREATE ONE???
In Wisconsin, milk comes in bags.
>>141902557Release teh Kraken
By the time I post this, the panthers are down 3-0 heading into the 3rd period and maybe lose game 6 to bring us closer to a reverse sweep choke against Edmonton. It’s time I write this post. As I’m watching our rivals lift the Stanley cup, I’ve now come to the realization that maybe I have to reconsider my life decisions (ie. being too focused on hockey, Flames hockey)When it comes to being invested in sports, I want to feel some sort of pride when I choose the teams I’m cheering for. Unfortunately, these past few years have taught me not to be foolish and care too much about things that make me unhappy. The Calgary Flames have not made me happy during the 17 years of my fandom:-Incompetent Management and [alleged] meddling ownership has tipped the rivalry balance where it’s becoming lopsided (unless Conroy magically turns it around)-Jarome Iginla (and Mikka Kipprusoff) are the most recent true superstars that have made me and Calgary flames fans proud. It’s now over 10 years that we have lacked a true face of the franchise (don’t count Gaudreau or Tkachuk, they are just snakes and turtles to me at this point)-Just like how I’m mad at Tampa (for 2004 “no goal”); I’m beyond pissed at how Florida (even with Bennett and Tkachuk) choked and allow all of Edmonton to troll Calgary for many years to come…-Hockey has also affected life beyond the sport itself; now the city (most likely the whole province) have to share in paying for the new arena, even though I don’t believe that will change the (mis)fortunes of the Calgary flames… (that money should’ve gone to building stronger water pipes, if you know what I mean…)Sometimes I wish that the Calgary flames never existed or just relocate for all of Calgary’s sake. I would honestly be a happier man because I would not have to be overly invested in this sport and just watch as pure entertainment.
people keep mentioning a "Gary". Who is this "Gary" fellow? Does he like hockey?
>>141902546hockey players do a ton of cardio
>>141902546a stick skatesnet puckyeah it check off all the bitch sports just like soccer
>>141902571no get your gf with nice tits you leaf fag
i hate myself
141902571
>>141902533i don't think this is true. playing high level sports relies so much on pure visual processing speed, which might generally correlate with other kinds of intelligence, but that skill is irrelevant for being a doctor
>>141902575Israel
>verchokeyjust put him out to pasture already, embarrassing
>>141902546lmaoooo I posted that YEARS ago. Bless your heart, anon.
>>141902544Better logo than what they currently have
>>141902395Crosby and Bobby Orr were both great academics too. I think that's the sign of a truly great player, someone who is dedicated. too many dumb as bricks hockey kids out there
It's really happening
>>141902587Gary Bettman, commissioner of NHL. No, he doesnt like hockey.
>>141900835>>141900940>>141901005Not memeing but Florida is the best tourist destination in US at the moment since NYC and LA are literal shitholes
>>141902584Based, I am proud to be Canadian :))
McDavid is typical of all celts: strong and fearless
>>141902414>>141902479What the hell is a cheese curd? Sounds gross, I SHAN'T be eating them
>>141902586
>>141902575Oilers. He has lots of BP stock.
>>141902518this is canada's year
>>141902587He's Jewish that's all you need to know
Fuck Florida you had one fucking job
>>141902587He loves hockey. Anti-semites hate Jewish success.
>>141902575>Increase the McDavid jersey production
mcdavid and skinner are the goats the postseason
>>141902594
>>141902496it really does sound like the Filipino 'poon tang' lmao
Vagina, Canada? I want to live there.
did gary really make the call to ensure a game 7?
5 MORE MINUTES UNTIL GAME 7 IS OFFICAL I BELIEVE
>>141902629>>141902627>>141902587
>>141902641Dildo, NewfoundlandBalls Creek, Nova Scotia
5 min away from going back to florida
>>141902546>hockey playersSo that could be beer leaguers. I was reading that Crosby has a reading heart rate in the 30s.
>>141902641Easter of 2022
>>141902653Sad
>>141902649there's NO chance they blow it, Skinner is SURE to shutout the last minutes of this game with his steady play and strong mental game
>>141902652I'll move to Balls Creek
>>141902628Srsly, fucking pathetic. McDavid is truly godlike tho, his will is single-handedly reversing the series.
>>141902641You don't, I heard the internet is shit there
>>141902610what does he meme by this guise?
>>141902587He hates hockey. Semites hate white success.
>>141902654Crosby played against plumbers and milk men, nothing compared to today's NHL
really an oilers reverse sweep is the funniest possible outcome and i'm so glad that's a possibility
>>141902594Perry is shook. He knows if his wife sees him looking it's over
>>141902666Shouldn’t have legit pissed him off
Gary is an evil, horrible human being.
kino crowd
>ESPN: IT WAS 2:1!
>>141902680>>141902682Hopefully not a Trudeau type victory
>>141902682Crosby is the goat of the 21st century
>>141902666>Satan covering for his loyal servant Gary
>>141902652I prefer Swastika, On
once the goalie is pulled the game is over
>IT'S MY LIFE!
What's the point in playing periods if you're going to take 5 minute timeouts 3 times a period.
>>141902610Oh no...
Incoming sweep bitches!
S T U A R T KINROD
Why are commercials full of ugly people these days? Remember when even Bud lite commercials were full of young cuties and their handsome boyfriends?
>>141902703average oilers fans
>>141902697>During World War II, the provincial government removed the Swastika sign and replaced it with a sign renaming the town "Winston." The residents removed the Winston sign[7] and replaced it with a Swastika sign with the message, "To hell with Hitler, we came up with our name first."[8]based
I wonder how Woodcroft is feeling now.
>>141902641I've always wanted sunglasses like that but I don't know what they're called
>>141902699CAM ON FLORIDADO THE COUNTEROFFENSYIV
>>141902701True
>>141902689They're electric
>>141902575Either Sunbelt or Mcdavid and company. The Jews win either way.
Crosby and Mackinnon are already going over lines for the upcoming international tourneys
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
>>141902712>their handsome boyfriendsYou probably thought about sucking their cocks
I gotta go to Big 5 in a little bit. Need a soft 6 pack cooler.
>>141902712>Bud Liteit's all transgenders. stop drinking that
Bench verheage tired of seeing this shitter. Reinhart sucks too he’s too soft for playoffs
>Crosby cope already starting >McKinnon has more Cups than McLoser Conner McLoser will never win a single cup. Cats in 7.
Kitties bros it's over for us
every kitty but barkov is 100% washed>>141902715in a bar with jim montgomery getting wasted yelling at the tv
I'm convinced Bob is fucking injured
>>141902730Ahahahha enjoy seeing your precious Finn’s lose to Canada
>>141902712I miss the days of abercrombie & fitch models
Oilers win game 7 unless the panthers murder mcdavid and draisaitl like they should since the oilers did it to barkov
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
>>141902714Swastika Spitfires legend Shane Wright
>>141902712Bioleninism
SEE YOUS MONDAY NIGHT
SCAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Its fucking joever for FLA, worst choke job in NHL history.
EMTPY NETYLETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
HOLY SHIT YOU REALLY FUCKING BLEW IT>IT WAS 3-0HOWFUCKING HOW FLORIDAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHA
SCARRRRRRRRRR
>THE FRAUDULENT RETIREMENT COMMUNITY OF SUNRISE FLORIDA
>>141902744That should have happened in Game 3. Panthers deserve this for not doing what should have been done.
>>141902712They have to appeal to the normal demographic in the West now. Non-whites are usually ugly.
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
KWAB
LETSGOOILERS
>>141902739not even remotely his fault tonight
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA>F L O R I D A>P A N T U R D SHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHALOOK AT THE TOP OF HIS HEADHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA*inhales*HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>141902741The Skoda ended a month ago retard
Way too soon Maurice , way to soon
Kittiesisters..
MCLEOD SSSSSSSSSSSSSSCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRSSSSSSSSS
the panthers are fucking cooked choke of the century
NANANANANANANANAHEYYYGOODBYE
>it was three to zero
>>141902699told you
SCAAAAAAAAAAR AGAIN
>mfw the collapse is REAL
HE SHOOTS HE SCAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRS
kek whats this series gf/ga?
Do any of you actually think EDM is gonna win game 7? Obviously the Panthers are sandbagging tonight.
Imagine the mental state of a florida player right now.IT WAS FUCKING 3-0.THEY WERE EXPECTING THE CUP THAT NIGHT.
LEGENDARY LEVELS OF CHOKING
I don't feel so good.
Threads going by so fast no one’s going to notice I’m fapping to femboy hentai again.
GAME SEVEN REALDO IT FOR GRETZKY
>>141902730Barkov deserves better.
SCARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
HENRIQUEITS OVER
kitties...
>IT WAS 4-1
GOALIE GOAL?!
HEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY SEE YOU IN FLORIDA AMERIKUKS
>this isn't the same picture from earlier
ITS REALLY HABBENIG!!
SPEEDY MACLEOD
>PANTHERS>PANTHERS FANS>THE CITY OF FLORIDA
>>141902801post it
It’s OGRE It’s OGRE It’s OGRE It’s OGRE It’s OGRE It’s OGRE It’s OGRE It’s OGRE It’s OGRE It’s OGRE It’s OGRE It’s OGRE It’s OGRE It’s OGRE It’s OGRE It’s OGRE It’s OGRE It’s OGRE It’s OGRE It’s OGRE It’s OGRE It’s OGRE It’s OGRE It’s OGRE It’s OGRE It’s OGRE It’s OGRE It’s OGRE It’s OGRE It’s OGRE It’s OGRE It’s OGRE It’s OGRE It’s OGRE It’s OGRE It’s OGRE It’s OGRE It’s OGRE
jesus fucking christ lmao
>the entire city of florida
FUCK ALL YALL CATS!GAME FUCKIN SEVEN!
C O L L A P S E
Mover over 9/11. The biggest collapse of thr 21st century is happening
>5-1THE FUCKING FINN FROM THIS MORNING CALLED IT SOMEONE POST HIS SCREENCAP!!!
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SCARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
O I AM LAFFIN I DONT EVEN WATCH FURPUCK
Imagine not being able to score against skinner
EDMONTON OILERS FORCING A GAME 7 IN THE STANLEY CUP FINALS!!!!!!!!!
Lmao cuckida and paul cuckice
>>141902777checked
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AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
KWAB>KWABKWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAB
>>141902777
>>141902795They're throwing this game so they can win at home
>>141902795they were okay after game 4 but the loss in 5 has left them spiraling
WE WANT BRAZIL
MURDER ON THE ICEFLOOR
OILERS SSSSSSSSSSSSCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRR
HE SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRSSSSSSSSSSS
>we want the cupway to jinx it. the laffs chant.
KWWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBBB
OILERS I YIELD
I AMYOU KNOW I AMI AMCANADIAN
>>141902794Just like they did in games 4 and 5 too right?
CANADAS TEAM>CANADAS TEAMCANADAS TEAM>CANADAS TEAMCANADAS TEAM>CANADAS TEAMCANADAS TEAM>CANADAS TEAMCANADAS TEAM>CANADAS TEAMCANADAS TEAM>CANADAS TEAMCANADAS TEAM>CANADAS TEAMCANADAS TEAM>CANADAS TEAMCANADAS TEAM>CANADAS TEAMCANADAS TEAM>CANADAS TEAMCANADAS TEAM>CANADAS TEAMCANADAS TEAM>CANADAS TEAMCANADAS TEAM>CANADAS TEAMCANADAS TEAM>CANADAS TEAMCANADAS TEAM>CANADAS TEAMCANADAS TEAM>CANADAS TEAMCANADAS TEAM>CANADAS TEAMCANADAS TEAM>CANADAS TEAMCANADAS TEAM>CANADAS TEAMCANADAS TEAM>CANADAS TEAM
Did it show that bald fags face again?
SOMEONE STOP THE DAMN MATCHENOUGH IS ENOUGH
>pull your goalie for 30 seconds>over hits>put him back in HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
SCARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>A LITERAL HISTORY MAKING CHOKE
>>141902719It's a shame the florida crowd is going to sound like a library compared to this
>WE WANT THE CUPWE WANT THE CUP>WE WANT THE CUPWE WANT THE CUP>WE WANT THE CUPWE WANT THE CUP>WE WANT THE CUPWE WANT THE CUP>WE WANT THE CUPWE WANT THE CUP
FLORIDA PANTURDSWORST CHOKE IN HISTORY
O5.5 CASHESAHAHAHAHA
SKINNER ASSISTSKINNER ASSISTSKINNER ASSISTSKINNER ASSISTSKINNER ASSIST
Headhunt McFaggot and Gaysaitl this is pathetic
> WE WOKE UP
>>141902794mcdavid did absolutely nothing while in god mode and they still won going away, it's over
>russo-finnish captains
>the man singlehandedly responsible for ending the canadian cup drought
>>141902844sent ;)
>>141902794Will the Florida "fans" even show up? Gonna be poetic watching the third period infront of a mostly empty stadium. This is your hubris Gary.
Pull him again LMAO
>>141902843too late
who will bennett attempt to kill in the final 2 minutes?
Wow
What a mess lol
ITS SO FUCKING OVER HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAGET FUCKED FLORIDA, STATES THAT CAN"T FREEZE SHOULDN"T HAVE A HOCKEY TEAM
panthers absolutely getting dunked onexplain yourselves
Bet they regret throwing that game 4 now
ive never bet in my lifebut i downloaded draftkingz and im setting up a bet for game 7:oilers moneylineoilers 2+ goals first periodmcdavid anytime goaloilers over 5 goals yesas of now, a 200 dollar bet would win 1200. should i instead just take my FSA savings (6200) and bet it instead? genuinely considering it. if the parlay hit id win 30,000 dollars.
WE WANT TO KEK! WE WANT TO KEK!WE WANT TO KEK!WE WANT TO KEK!WE WANT TO KEK!
>SKINNER>OVER TO NURSE>SCAAAAAAR
>>141902860Game 4 was in EDM, stupid.
SKINNER GETS THE ASSIST
Reinhart is a regular season merchant what a fucking joke. Verheage is just bad. Put Okposo in the first line and they will do better.>>141902768You are right. Soft team without heart.
REVERE SWEEP>REVERE SWEEPREVERE SWEEP>REVERE SWEEPREVERE SWEEP
>>141902855they already chanted it in Rd 2, i heard it and cursed them at the time. it's fucking happening anon, KITTIES ARE DONE
>skinner with a PRIMARY assistI FUCKING KNEEL
>>141902869It'll be filled with Oiler fans
WE WANT THE CUP
LMAO
Thank you Gary
FUCK YOU FRANCIS FUKUYAMA
Floridabros? How you holdin' up?
WHO ELSE SNIFFING OIL
>Outscored 18-5 in 3 gamesO I am laffin
Jesus Christ this is like the fall of Rome
>>141902845I think one bad game is nothing, but they lost game 5 because they didn't have McDavid. That really hurts.
>>141902879the last 2 goals weren't even his fault
>>141902898good goy
we potentially have the funniest choke in modern, and by modern I mean since WW2 ended, NHL history and guaranteed riots in Edmonton no matter what happensI smell kino incoming
>>141902898This is quite possibly the stupidest thing you could do, go for it
>>141902870>Canada gets the Cup>It's a Literal Oil Team Soulless
I will laugh so hard if Florida manages to choke the whole thing.
My kitties have oilels right where they want them except the rats to be raining in Sunrise on Monday
>>141902913yah, fuck that guy???
FLORIDA YOU FUCKING KEKS
WHAT A CHOKE HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHWHAT A CHOKE HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHWHAT A CHOKE HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>141902887Do you think she would feel better if I let her suck me off?
>>141902915what a beauty
>>141902869it's going to be a funeral
>>141902879unironically the only reason edmonton aren't wrapping it up tonight
Am I supposed to understand what these loser downs syndrome fans are chanting?
>>141902916I FUCKING HATE PAUL KEKRICEHE SHOULD HAVE HAD DRAINSHITTER AND MCSHITVID MURDERED IN GAME FUCKING 3AND LOOK WHERE WE ARE NOW BUCKO
>>141902869Also the ice will be shit quality so the pace of the game will be a slog
hey guys>5lor1da
I’m on a 6 hour flight to newfoundland. Most historic game of my life.. and I’m in the air heading to newfoundland
KICK THEIR ASS IN 7 FELLAS WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
kitties bros. what happened? was florida always a fluke?
Monday's Forecast
>>141895371Told you
>>141902928This will be one of the great chokes ever. Like Americas cup choke.
>>141902913delet this
>>141902913his gay book precedes 1993, i'll let him live
Total dejection on Florida's bench. No fucking way they win game 7.
>>141902947>only score 1 goal>proceed to let your goalie chokewhat did he mean by this
>IT WAS 3-0 FOR FLORIDA
>We're half way thereummmm aren't they actually 3/7 of the way there????
someone webm that gay wiggle in the crowd at 1:12
>>141902898parlays are just throwing your moneyjust do a straight bet on the oilers who will be + money
>>141902949they're all to durnk and happy to care what you think
>>141902886Nobody obviously this cuck team doesn't roll like that.
Its one thing to blow a 3-0 lead, its another thing to do so while playing some of the absolute worst hockey I have ever seen in my life. This is beyond a choke its an outright embarrassment to the sport. Shameful display.
There's no way Florida can turn this around. They have been absolutely fucking useless in the past 3 games. Reverse sweep coming
There are not attractive women in Edmonton so they need to show fat men with beards in the stands.
Play la bamba
>>141902958I honestly don’t know what happened. Never seen ANY hockey team choke this hard.
>>141902949They are collectively laughing at the Panthers
FLORIDA ON SUICIDE WATCH
I hope you're fucking happy Gary bettman.
>>141902886Legit think you would see Kane murder Barkov with his skate if that happened
Based Shania Twain Chads
TOTAL PANTHER DEATH
that florida bench looked like a fucking funeralit's ogre
OH WE'RE HALFWAY THERE
BETTER SKATE COUSINS 20 MINUTES FOR GAME 7
>>141902970ummmm aren't they actually 6/7 of the way there?
Just popping to see if anyone posted the alleged milkers yet?
Holy mother of KWAB
>>141902898I'd wait until the wc reaches their last group matches. A few top teams might throw their games to secure a better knockout bracket.
>>141902984
>>141902913hey fuck YOU
This is worse than San Jose in 2014At least that was in the first roundholy shit
>>141902985my shorkies choked like that too :(
man what happened to shania twain
Wew my Perds would never
start storlaz for game 7 holy shit
>they feel like a womankek
>>141903013BOGGED (still would)
It should be 5-2
>>141902928I'll be there!
will maurice comedy tour continue after his coaching career ends with a sweep last year and reverse sweep this year?
TOTAL KITTY DEATH
>>141902988>loses the coyotes>his sunbelt team loses to a canadian team>the first canadian team to win a cup in his tenureI think Gary will khs
>>141903013she's like sixty now
>>141902977checked. they're totally lost on the ice
Why the hell did Maurice do after Game 3? He was neutralizing the Oilers speed in the first three games but since game 4 they have just let McMeme and co fly through the neutral zone like these are preseason games and hoping Bob goes prime Roy/Brodeur/Hasek and stand on his head to carry them to the cup(and he obviously hasn't done that).
PLAY LA BAMBA>PLAY LA BAMBAPLAY LA BAMBA>PLAY LA BAMBAPLAY LA BAMBA>PLAY LA BAMBAPLAY LA BAMBA>PLAY LA BAMBAPLAY LA BAMBA>PLAY LA BAMBAPLAY LA BAMBA>PLAY LA BAMBAPLAY LA BAMBA>PLAY LA BAMBAPLAY LA BAMBA>PLAY LA BAMBAPLAY LA BAMBA>PLAY LA BAMBAPLAY LA BAMBA>PLAY LA BAMBAREVERSE SWEEP IMMINENT
So has mcDavid officially passed crosby now?
GA P P R E C I A T I O N RY
>>141902855Sunrise fans did it in game 2. Interesting strategy for Edmonton to cancel out the curse though.
>>141902898its easy money. if you arent AT LEAST putting 50 on oilers moneyline for game 7 you areBrainD E A D
>>141903013She got that Sofia Vergara look
PLAY LA BAMBA
>>141903007>>141903030KWAB
>>141903014LETS GO PREDSLETS GO PREDSLETS GO PREDS
>>141903025You are putting the cart before the horse. A game 7 was always in the script.
I'm too lazy to Google When is game 7? 2 or 3 days?
>la bambaWhy?
>>14190303017 japanese what?
>>1419030082014 Kings would bootyblast both these teams
>>141903036Has he won the cup yet retard?
They gotta take the Cup through customs again
>>141903050Monday.
>>141903050They are playing it right after this game
>Siri, play La Bamba
>>141903044>>141903044>>141903044
HOLY SHIT GAME 7
Total Panther Death.
See you lads for game 7Biggest game in NHL history desu
maurice couldn't run out of there fast enough KWABhide the water bottles
Play mo Bamba
What happened to all the kitty posters?
Edmonton here. I just want to say fuck Calgary. Save your tears for a shower you fucking losers.
>>141903036>0 Cups>0 Golds No
i n d i a
>>141903030nice bookmarks, lol
>>141903052Some kid who died of cancer encouraged them to bring it back.
>>141903073they've already hung themselves in the garage
Time to kill myself. What do you anons recommend I do now that I basically have 0 fear of consequences
THREAD GOING SO FAST NOT ONE PERSON WILL SEE I AM A FLAMING FAGGOT
>>141902913based history appreciator
>>141903057Godamn straight.
>>141903091gay
Can I get a zito reaction?
look what you did dallas
>>141903022I hope so I never want to see him again. I thought he was shite when he was in the jets. Fucking bitch ass cuck.
>>141903061Thanks bwo
>>141903054Grammar rules.
Why are these fąggots singing "I Feel Like A Woman" to celebrate a hockey game win? Fucking disgusting
419030261rangeban oceania
Ugh, the oilers
what the actual fuck is wrong with florida though, how did they even win 3 in a row if they’re this easily outclassed. Something has clearly gone wrong and it must be tangible
>>141903089Go to game 7 and do it at center ice lad
>>141903152they just got lucky in games 1 and 3
>>141903152we let em win the 3 so now we can absolutely brutalize kitties in 7th
>>141903057you're goddamn right
ITS UP
>>141903129Hockey is for everyone, chudcel.
>>141903152they got mentally mindbroken losing both 4 in a blowout and 5 and haven't recoveredbob's acting like a broken vietnam vet
>1990 meme posting is overFuck, it was a good run /hoc/. What's it like knowing Canada's most hated team is gonna break it?
>>141903414very funny
>>141902920what the hell is this from?
>>141903414The Flames aren't winning the cup though?
I guess this'll be for the Panthers
>>141903152bob stole game one but even then it was clear that Edmonton had the potential to outplay them bigly
>>141903129AGP is the best base for sports.
