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UFC Saudi Thread #3
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early
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Semen slurping sport
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ozzy doodooloopgov
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>ankle picks you
heh i guess you don't know who the fuck i am kiddo
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ooooo
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Wish we could get at least one Olivi thread today.
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>>141926765
fuck off
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I just want Jared Gordon to get flatlined. That's all.
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>>141926796
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Saudi crowd has had enough pitter patter lol
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>>141926814
late
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>>141926742
why did Nasrat stab all those people in Germany?
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>>141926742
great thread. Cant say the same about this event tho.
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Haqparast has the timing of Gordon ducking down
Gordon will get knocked out while ducking
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heroin is the best base for mma
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>>141926819
i just want all the muzzies to be flatlined in saudi
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What the fuck, why did no one told me the card was so early today?
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>>141926853
You missed nothing
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>>141926853
You didn't miss much
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>>141926853
don't worry you didn't miss anything
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americans hate north korea but love saudi arabia
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>>141926844
I disagree. I think Gordon will KO Nasrat.
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>>141926825
then theyre in for a real treat when bobby pitterpatterer himself shows up
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FUCK THESE ANTI HEEM GLOVES GET RID OF THEM DANA
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>>141926853
cuz you were watching soccer
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>>141926853
you missed it stupid FUCK
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>>141926822
rude
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nuasspeecacas think Redditaker will win against the muslim dude geeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeg

do nuasspeesluttas really?
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LAST CALL
Robert Whittaker vs. Ikram Aliskerov
Sergei Pavlovich vs. Alexander Volkov
Kelvin Gastelum vs. Daniel Rodriguez
Shara Magomedov vs. Antonio Trocoli
Johnny Walker vs. Volkan Oezdemir
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Gordon always gameplans well but athletically is a bit behind
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Just tunning in.
Kino fight so far.
Have they all been good?
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why couldnt paddy do that
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I was going to make a joke about Hap Chandler going to Hell but I realized that would be out of line.
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>>141926742
Fuck Dana
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how would he do in the UFC?
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>>141926889
Gordon can only heem 37 year olds
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>>141926853
I knew the card was gonna be complete shit and didn't want you to waste your precious time beautiful
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>Gasfat ACKparast
>Gayred BOREdon
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it sounds like they’re fighting in the pits of hell
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>>141926929
whittaker
pavlovich
drod
magomed
volkan
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where is khamzart
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>>141926742
>finishes by Brazzas: 0
>finishes by Brazillians: 1
LEVELS
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Nasrat "Born in Germany, to Afghan parents, and bought by Morocco" Haqparast
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me thinks Nasrat is starting to deserve boyed status
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nasrat vs basharat who you got
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>>141926921
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>>141926957
hahah good one because one guy is fat and gasses,while the other one is gay and boring!!!!!
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>>141926972
his tummy hurts
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>>141926972
Got heemed by his immune system
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>>141926972
Siktim öldü
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>biggest MMA card of the year
>only at thread #3
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Dookie Dan easily handled Nasrat
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>>141927027
ney
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why is this retard representing Morocco ? does he not realize that if he was born in morocco he'd be selling peanuts in the corner of his block
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>>141926972
jorkin his smeckle
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>>141927009
I don't get it
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>>141926929
whittaker
pavlovich
gastelum
magomedov
oezdemir
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oh shit he just cut off the anti heem membrane!
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>>141927038
Siktim, öldü
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They should add a wooden stool in the middle of the cage that the fighters are allowed to pick up and use as a weapon
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Skibbidi Heem
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>>141927057
>assdemir
no
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>>141926980
talmbout lima? he is swedish
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>>141927057
whats the sauce on the art? love it
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>>141926796
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>I KILL EVERYBODY

>I EAT EVERYONE BRAZZA

>I HUNGRY WOLF

>FIGHT ANYONE BRAZZA I K-*cough*

>I retire from sport brazza
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>>141926929
Whittaker
Volkov
Rodriguez
Shara
Walker
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Conor McGregor refused the new gloves
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>>141927090
>Jonny "slept by Jamawl Hill" Creg
yeah not picking him
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*nothing happening* HE'S HURT HE'S WOBBLED
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Based Gordon putting the brakes on hypetrains and exposing corrupt judging
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Nasrat simply doesn’t have the power
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what training with belal does to a mf
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that flock of bed sheets looks confused
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we on the main card yet?
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>>141927009
Rebbeca is so pretty, she looks like she gives good cuddles
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I draw a lot of inspiration from Jared Gordon being a meth head
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>>141926972
He unironically had a panic attack and quit the UFC. He heemed everybozzy, even himself.
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they should just add like 50 naked women in the octagon that the fighters can fuck and use as meat shields.
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>>141927133
FIX IT TURK I SWEAR I WILL BUY YOUR STUPID NASTY ICE CREAM JUST FIX IT
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>>141927113
>rat faced women are the next big thing
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>>141927159
Next fight is main
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y'all seeing these gay commercials too
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Mini Kelvin is shit
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>>141927159
after this fight its main card
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Literally why the fuck am I wasting my time watching this horseshit
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>>141926853
How am I going to tell you that nigga I dont have your phone number or anything
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Anti-heem gloves
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>>141926931
Gordon doing it again

>>141926932
nah, some were quite poor, a lot of decisions can take it out of you.
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Very good fight, actually.
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>>141926654
>>141927110
Tajik men fucked your chinky turko-mongol sisters. Most Kazakhs still have Tajik fathers. Only Kazakhs with haplo C have turko-mongol fathers and they're minority, most have Tajik lineages like all Central Asians. A genocide of turko-mongol men by turko-mongol women.
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HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
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>>141927201
nothing better to do
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How low does your IQ have to be for you to pick Walker?
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oooh paddy the baddy....
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>>141927179
> he bought the double spend coin
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>>141927166
I used to be a meth addict
Still am
But i used to be too
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2-0 GORGON!
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>>141927214
it is, best one so far imo
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>>141927237
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>>141927179
okay okay just for you my brazza I will give you discount on the fix right only 100$ for you but its because you're my friend normally I fix for 200$
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Nasrat punches with good intentions
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>getting beat up by a 50 years old heroin addict
just retire man
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>>141927197
TY poster
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dude looks like bad videogame graphics
an npc from gta4 is cageside
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I have a co-worker who is afghani and I am trying to figure out what his ethnicity is, I suspect he is hazari because he looks kinda chinky
thoughts?
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Is this guy retired?
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>>141927276
IM LOSING MY LIFE SAVINGS OVA HERE
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these guys are TEEING OFF
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>>141927306
Likely Uzbek
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i have to take a khamzat bad is there any womeme on today
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these guys are fighting like chael and silva
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>>141927306
hazara* sorry
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gordon could've heemed already if he had belal's juice
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STOP LETTING HIM WALK YOU DOWN NASRAT
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>they hit hard!

For sure
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nu-gloves are anti-heem
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UFC 76 tier fight.
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>>141927371
>German cheering for the Muslim
KEK
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>>141927253
GORGON Chads we can't be stopped!
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>>141927030
>biggest card of the year
it's literally the 3rd biggest card in June lol
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what kinda spacetech material are these gloves made of?
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>>141927306
Swedish Afghanis are Hazaras. British, Belgian, and Dutch Afghanis are Pashtuns.
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Saudis should've spent the money on getting Ngannou zeemed again instead of this
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>>141927351
kek didnt even notice that theres no women on the saudi card
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>Saudis paid 400 gorillion for sparring
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>>141927348
aren't they pretty uncommon compared to hazara?
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>>141927351
>wmma
>in saudi arabia
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>Gordon +100
>Gordon - 345
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These individuals are beyond pillow fisted
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>>141927405
what kind of muslim walks out wearing a crucifix necklace
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Just how good is Paddy Pimblett?
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Team Belal just won. USA JUST WON. PALESTINE JUST WON. You WILL seethe.
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>>141927399
Jared "Diaz" Gordon.
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I want to see Gorgon robbed again to see how many he can take before offing himself
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it may not look like they hit hard but they hit hard guys
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I think Nasrat gets the dec, 1 and 3
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>>141927417
are they hazara across the board? is it that divided
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fun fight, gordon probably won that
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>>141927453
one with a sense of humor?
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>they are so hellbent on killing this form of entertainment that they made anti-heem gloves
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that's what I'm talking about
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for me it is fucking crazy brown girls who care about palestine
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That should be a drawl
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>>141927453
the sleeper agent kind
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Dammit Dana my fault for doing crazy bets but Gordon should have definitely KO'd
Please give The Rat a robbery in Saudi Arabia
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Jared won the story for that second round
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>>141927486
How did your people take the loss today?
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Obvious Gordon 29-28
Haqparast will get the decision tho
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>>141927501
fr so many chinlets taking flush shots and not even getting wobbled.
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>>141927493
he didnt get 3, the commentators react to 1 strike Nasrat lands while Jared lands 3-4 strikes
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whoever wins, we lose
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Good fight. They gave it their all.
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Jared just keeps getting robbed lol
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>>141927407
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>>141927540
not obvious at all
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rigged muzzie judges strike again
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>>141927528
>he got aids from fucking a goat
a tale as old as Islam
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>>141927528
AIDS
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Patty the Fattybros...our only top 1,000 win...poof.
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>>141927501
>anti-heem gloves
quick rundown?
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based daylight robbery hopefully the main card isn't cheeks
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>>141927532
Very pissy I assume
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damn how did gordon lose?
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Jared should sue
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damn the nigga that made somewhere over the rainbow died
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Petro dollars well spent
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HUGE robbery

why is Nasrat a project any way?
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ROBBERY
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Did the women that presented the new gloves design them too?
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>kissing the mat sweaty men roll and spit on
no wonder these doos get sick so often
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Judges just didn't want to see another 9/11
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>Saudi judges giving the win to the muslim
woah who could've guessed
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if robert gets heemed by aliskerov it is truly, officially over
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The over the rainbow guy died?
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>>141927519
HAHAHAHA
I won money but still fuck you goddamn corrupt towelhead motherfuckers
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>>141927645
not a drawl b
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Muslims are fucking disgusting. Twice in three fights.
>>141927656
because he's a Mudslime shithole
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>>141927616
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>>141927645
>muslim fighter
>card in saudi arabia
really thunkworthy
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I don't get it
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>>141927528
>be roidfag
>overtrain
>WTF why am I getting sick????
Many such cases. He's just a retard.
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>The anti-heem gloves are real
Pavlobros should we be worried??
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>>141927528
lol, you can kill khamzat with a sneeze
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>muzzies can only lose by finish in SA
>bobby hasn't finished anyone in years
Safe to put some fat cash on ikram?
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>>141927528
literally describes HIV
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Yeah I'm a jacked Taiwanese boy whatup
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Retarded judges scoring it to the muzzie to please the crowd
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>>141927495
Not all but a huge portion of them are Hazara relative to other EU countries.
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>>141927528
>he trains soooo hard!!! even when hes sick!!

>but thats not possibly why hes always sick!
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>>141927618
There has not been a ko via punches since the new gloves have been implemented at 302 some 40 fights in.
Less fighters in more time, more ads, less fighter payroll
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how are the sand niggers going to ruin this?
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I'll continue to watch Muay Thai/Kickboxing thank you
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>>141927752
who have it to him? i bet it was kadyrov
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>wnba
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>>141927737
if i were sergei "TKO" pavlovich i would be very worried
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>>141927771
hmm interesting, do you know why that is?
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>>141927528
Havana syndrome
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>>141927650
the fat coconut? damn I guess he's way up high
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>>141927762
stop the cap
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>>141927803
Sounds good right about now
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>>141927737
Yes. Point fighters with cardio are far more dangerous now that they can sit behind a jab and do nothing and win.
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>>141927802
Darren till
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These intros with the slave chanting OHHHH AHHH OHHHH every fucking time are the gayest thing
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>>141927528
can has meldonium brazza?
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>>141927528
It’s the gluten and pasteurized food. He should be eating raw milk and raw meat but he’s poisoning himself with western slop
Plus he’s got toxoplasmosis
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>>141927706
I didn't hear the last judge's name but the second was D'amato. not a muslim, is he? just always wrong somehow.
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Just want a win Oozebros...
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>>141927528
Longcoviddaddy
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>>141927794
not watching the game?
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>>141927794
Oh shit booacaw is still fighting
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You guys only like Olivi because you imagien her brapping on your nose. I like her because she is sweet and precious and she loves the sport I love and brap on my nose.
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>>141927528
steroids nuke your immune system
khamzat has been on gear for a decade at least
body gets depleted from insane training regimen
body can't fight off viruses
simple as
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>>141927825
Hazara face extreme ethnic and religious persecution in Afghanistan from almost every regime in place
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>>141927501
Pereira is about to go on a losing streak because of the anti-heem gloves. Hopefully there's still time for him to sign with BKFC.
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>>141927626
>hopefully the main card isn't cheeks
embarrassing retard
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>>141927864
The fox theme was so much better, i fucking hate the ESPN intros
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i simply loooove short notice frankenstein matchups between a top 5er and an unranked can
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>>141927528
vax status?
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Why are they showing WNBA
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>>141927849
that's nasty
who was catching and who was pitching
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How does Jon Anik get his modfinil into The Royal Kingdom of Saudi Arabia?
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>>141927878
Oozeman is a good gatekeeper. A less offensive Smiff.
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>>141927892
I like her because she's a petite italian with a fat ass
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I like ABC cards. They have a PPV broadcast
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What's the heem ratio before and after the new gloves
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>>141927825
I would guess Sweden's asylum system. Hazaras are Mongol Afghanis and Taliban were trying to genocide them.
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>>141927940
main card is on ABC
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>>141927940
I know wtf
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>>141927892
She's actually a catty bitch, I listened to some roastie podcast with her once and she obviously hates Laura Sanko
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>>141926929
>Robert Whittaker
>Sergei Pavlovich
>Kelvin Gastelum
>Shara Magomedov
>Johnny Walker
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>>141927873
>get contacted by shady saudi prince/ufc officials
>"hey brazza muslim fighters must win, u kno diz"
>judge fairly
>get "ill" and suddenly pass away in your hotel room
many such cases
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Is Robert washed?
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How come /hoc/ is too stupid to figure out gamethreads?
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>>141927892
understandable why the English hate you
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>>141927940
This is a big league card on network television. The Saudis paid $400 million for this card btw.
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God I hate Saudis
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>>141926929
whittaker
pavlovich
drod
shara
oezdemir
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>>141927990
I also hate Sanko
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>>141928007
I wouldn't say washed but I am concerned his chin is gone

(I am australian also)
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>>141927914
So I've heard, but I mean why Sweden of all places? Is it to keep separate from other Afghani diaspora due to worries that the persecution will continue?
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oh shit main card already? nice
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>>141927940
wnba is the new normie fad
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>>141928013
that's a big pussy
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For me, it's Walker time
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My source said the Saudis insisted on shitting on Dana White's chest
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>>141928013
i have the same body type and im a guy lmao
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>>141928007
He was literally never good. Prime Bobert got ass raped by Toilet Till and almost lost. Now he's just a jobber.
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can allstars gym go 2-0 today? let's find out
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I'm just glad Joey B got a hot girlfriend, he's the krillin of the UFC
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Johnny about to get zeemed
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Walker by KO is free money
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>>141928086
this doesnt even look good.
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Johnny "Nonce" Walker
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>>141927984
Thanks for the answers heem bro
>Ufc Undisputed 3 music
BASED
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>>141928129
shes a white woman and isnt fat
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>>141927888
2012
but he did fight in bkfc against saenchai last year
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>>141928091
Welterweight Whittaker lost to THE Court McGee lol
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>>141928068
she is 5'10
>>141928087
estrogen doing u good? u a whiteboy so u feminine already
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DESERT
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Darren Till pozzed Khamzat Chimaev
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>>141928013
what percentage of her chat is are heemsters
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>>141928087
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>>141928047
>I am australian
not anymore lad
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>>141928013
>>141928086
Saars.....
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Volkan always loses to meme strikers
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>>141928086
i always thought she'd have huge tits, still great body
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lets fucking go, johnny walker is back to stunt on these niggas
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>>141928013
puffy vulva
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>>141928127
okay this is fucked
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>>141928127
how are they even feeding this little guy chandler has been unemployed for two years
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>win media scorecards 14-2
>lose
Never leave it in the hands of the judges Gordonbros. You did it once against Paddy and you did it again.
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>>141928129
it looks delicious
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Can someone please make the WNBA go away
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>>141928087
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>>141928076
Based.
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>>141928163
Till got the bug from his rancid Brazilian baby mama and gave it to khamzat during their "roommate rolling sessions"
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>>141928176
I manage an offshore team of pajeets. I hate it
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the gloves are shit if there isn't a heem in 30 seconds in this fight
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>>141926929
Whitaker
Pavlovich
DRod
Magomedov
Oezdemir
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nachos are in the oven
if anyone wants any, just come over :)
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OOOOOOHHHHH SLEEEMCISION BY JOHNNY WALKER
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Did you know you could fit all UFC Fight Pass members in New York shoulder to shoulder?
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>>141928127
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>>141928186
they don't even try to hide it. you can set your watch by these robberies
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>>141928176
contemplate the aroma
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>>141928224
They're hitting record viewership numbers and Yidsney gets DEI points for shilling them. It's never going away now.
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We'll never get that mostly white and japanese internet back, bros...
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>>141928202
Imagine this on your nose
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>volkan özdemir
>swiss fighter
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>>141928165
I dont see any of you in here, so only me
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>>141928221
go watch porn? I dont understand the fagget simp mentality
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>>141928155
i tell you hwat
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>>141928051
Probably the first Hazaras got their asylum applications accepted in Sweden their numbers grew and then it became the destination for Hazaras.

>>141928138
You're welcome.
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>>141928224
Switch streams nibba like damn we all watching Volk strip into fightan mode cheezus christ b you gotta stay less flat footed. Respectfully.
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>>141928051
>why Sweden of all places?
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I will be monitoring Buffer's pronunciation of "Oezdemir"
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>>141928265
i love you nacho oven poster
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>>141928273
>>141928127
stop scaring me
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>>141928309
he's kurdish
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>>141928273
Ace genuinely never seems happy around Mike
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>>141928301
>can squat 365
>my ass looks like this
>my quads and hams are massive
god fucked me
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Paige...Paige will sleem....
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>>141926929
>Whittaker
>Volkov
>D-Rawd
>Shara
>Johnnny
>>141928258
holy cringe image
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>>141926929
Whittaker
Volkov
Rodriguez
Magomedov
Oezdemir
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>>141928303
mind if I ask how you know these things?>>141928308
kek
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skipped the prelims
how were they?
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>>141928341
Ace is a dark triad lil nigga
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>>141928344
im a skinny manlet with a bubble butt it could be worse
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>>141928339
you wish hewal
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I will alway boy Walker no matter how goofy he looks after getting heemed
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If you're a little /hoc/ bitch get out.
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THE tallest UFC light heavyweight?!?!
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>>141928298
It takes a mentally healthy individual to compartmentalize sexuality, interests, work, exercise and so forth.
Autists and manchildren aren't able to do this, so they're compelled to want coomer shit in every aspect of their lives.
This is worsened by inceldom. The lack of sexual outlet bleeds into everything else.
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>>141928399
start lifting, bubbly
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>>141928273
>please get this stupid motherfucker away from me, bitch
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>>141928388
decisionfest
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It's over for the Ooze
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>>141928351
Keep sucking to get on that 99 B Line route you lil ho
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If Walker doesnt heem or get heemed these gloves are seriously fucking cursed
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stop watching my latina porn to watch Johnny fucking Walker fight? oh hell nah
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>>141928176
SAR PLS DONT REEDEE-
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>>141928298
they're zero inhibition dopamine addicts
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>>141928459
Didn't he seperate his shoulder here?
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>>141928309
Botched
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so, when do the good fights start?
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>>141928362
>tranime
the pot calling the kettle black dude
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>Jason HerZOG
the fix is in
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>>141926929
Whittaker
Pavlovich
Rodriguez
Shara
Walker
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inb4 Ooze in under a minute
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>>141928388
i fell asleep, as i always do trying to watch this snoozefest of a "sport"
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Please do not ruin me with the first fight, Walker.
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Secret of the Ooze looking like he's taking advantage of some Secret Juice
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>>141928490
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surprisingly decent main card for a fight night in the middle of the god damn day...
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Boss man agreed to deliver early, tipped the delivery lad a fiver
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>>141928490
nigga you live in Brazil. the world is a Latina porn.
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haha I meant Ooze in over a minute
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>>141928176
id kill someone for indian food rn
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>put on a fight card in a normal time for europeans for once
>same time as euros
FUCK DANA
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>>141928579
It's the Saudis. Dana started by offering them the worst slop card imaginable and they literally told him to fuck off lol. So he smartened up and showed a little fucking respect.
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These fucking gloves Walker shouldnt survive that
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Remember when Johnny was hyped as the next Jon Jones?
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WALKER LOOKS LIKE HE WEIGHT 240 POUNDS, HOW DOES HE MAKES 205?
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heem
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Why does Walker Johnny refuse to box
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>>141928605
lmao what the fuck is this???? (I may still eat it..)
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Wish I had bet the house on Walker but couldn't find my phone in time.
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kavanaugh ruined walker
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HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
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>>141928605
It's a good thing we don't have scran boxes over here because otherwise I would be fat
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HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
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Yoel'd him lmao
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Walked sucks kwab
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LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
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Cut that fucking bum
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HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM GOOFYYY
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johnny is a based retard but he did just heem my picks
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HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
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kek, walker is so fucking done lmao
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HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
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>>141928673
it's undenyable at this point
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>johnny KWABER
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HEEEEEEM
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Fuck
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LMAO Walker always loses is hilarious fashion
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>>141928656
Do you really give a shit about Belgium vs Romania?
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GOD BLESS AMERICA
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WOOOO HEEEEM
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HEEEEEM SEIZY
chinny walker needs to hang it up
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HEEEEEEEEEEEEM
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holy fucking shit he's dead
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HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
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welp theres my picks, i always forget how bad walker is
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>>141928632
we're not latinx tho
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total KURDISH victory
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Walker has literally, LITERALLY never beaten a striker. I don't know why people are surprised.
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imagine losing to 2024 volkan
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HHHHHEEEEEEEEMMMMMMMMMMM.... DAMN.... Great knockout!
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the fuck happened to Walker? did that one time he got KO'd just permaflush him? in this fight he looked like he never even started trying.
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never bet on walker, only man that can snooze from new gloves
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ANTI-HEEM GLOVES BTFO
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Jesus christ this sport is not for Johnny walker
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its so over
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HEEEMMED
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:(
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HHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMMMMMM

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Absolutely the right approach. A free highlight reel
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>retards actually picked Walker
kek
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HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
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HERZAWLG IN THE BIN
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Walker is a bitch
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>they picked walker
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>>141928700
I wish you had too
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stiffened him up good with that one holy shit
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Sleeeepy
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walker you fuck
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HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM!
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PUT HIM IN A BODY BAG
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>>141928115
Told you
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holy heem

honestly feel sorry for Walker at this point
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HEEEEEEEEEEEEM
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HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM STIFFFF
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walker was not involved at all even from the start
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>>141928765
you are latinx, but we are europeans....
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>>141928801
F me
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chinny walker should retire
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you knew walker was flushed when he didn't go full retard from the start
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HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM SLEEEEEEEEEEEEPY
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>People picked Walker
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FUCK YOU WALKER
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>>141928783
he started training on poo island
aka ireland
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Please retire Walker. Do not enjoy seeing him suffer brain damage every other fight
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Damn, why are Kurds so fucking strong?
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Walkerbros...
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walker is so fucking done man
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Johnny always delivers
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NOOOOOO
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based johnnys chin defeated the anti-heem gloves
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>>141928801
I thought the shit new gloves would give Walker an advantage since he's more likely to land a kneem or leem....
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>>141928762
Yeah same I don't know what possessed me to pick this fucking can.
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>>141928700
well good thing I couldn't find it. House intact.
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wheres the guy that said walker by ko was free money
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>>141928783
>KO'd
>One time
dude was flushed by Corey Anderson years ago
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>Bisping doing comic book sound effects while watching someone get permanent brain damage
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>>141928801
i pick my boys
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SUPER NECESSARY
U
P
E
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N
E
C
E
S
S
A
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RIP in peace
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LMao I love walker a real highlight reel merchant
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early stoppage
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HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMMMM
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SHADOWREALMED
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Webm of the knockout? Anyone tech savy?
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>>141927090
hey retard you still there?
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>they seriously picked johnny
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Fuck
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the commentator made that guy look EASY
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how many preds got heemed believing in walker?
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Reminder that at one point in time Johnny Walker was close to getting a title shot.
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what a day for allstars gym
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I picked walker, I'm surprised at just how poor his striking is. I mean I know he isn't good but I didn't know it was THAT bad. Looked like a regional bum in there.
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Baldbros. Stay winning
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>>141928783
No he was always extremely chinny, before he was in the UFC he got KO'd 3 times in one fight
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xHDh41gl5q0
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Dude what the fuck. I really liked Johnny walker but this guy is retarded and has a glass chin. He’s not even a good fighter. Needs to just retire now. This retarded. OEZDIMIR IS A CAN
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Terrence McKinney esque ability to heem or be heemed
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Volkan can't grapple or wrestle. Why not take him down?
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>>141928890
Based and true
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is he dead
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Walker is THAT bad?
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heemed stiff
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>>141928904
>yeah bro I'm just tired
>passes away
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>not even checking on him
giga based
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Herzog getting niggas killed out here now
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>>141928889
I mean he's paid his dues, pretty fair to want others to be baptized by the CTE
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>>141928913
post dem feet 11 pls
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Please dont retire Walker. I do enjoy seeing him suffer brain damage every other fight
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how trash is Ankalaev for taking so much time to finish Walker's glass chin?
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Walker got smacked while he was almost unconscious. Was this against the rules? Why are the commentators acting like the other guy did something wrong?
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stipe has great genetics, what a chad
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What thefuck was walker doing? slow as fuck
He is done
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>>141928896
this is the man to beat jon jones
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A KO with shitty gloves
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interesting swiss team volkan's got
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>>141928783
bro
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the greatest knocked out artist of all time
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>Was watching this and missed the KO

https://youtu.be/OLYp9Wk33RM
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>>141928904
heemed so bad he turned into Reyes
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>>141928913
Megan is just top tier. I’m not even a footfag
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>>141928918
nah that wasn't me b
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>>141928928
LOL

>the city of Johnny Walker
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>>141928928
Press F to laugh
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Man, was Walker crying? I feel bad for him.
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>>141928904
if you only knew how bad things really are
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He died
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>>141928928
fucking lmao
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Lucky KO worked didn't give him a DQ for that last punch!
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Oh and I know
Y'all wanna see a wino bring the wine out
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>>141928867
Does this hurt?
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>commentators are discussing how "intimidating" walker is as he's getting brain damage
I know the commentary is bad. Yet every time I get annoyed by it. He didn't look remotely capable in that fight
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walker doesnt know what planet hes on right now
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>>141928928
heem picky
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>>141928896
>when she keep sucking after you nut
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wtf did DC just talk in reverse?
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wtf they're speaking devil tongues. lynchian
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>>141929059
>>141929059
>>141929059
New
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>>141928973
Kek we spoke and he listened.
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>>141928963
can we get some firesales going dood
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>>141929011
Did he lose?
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Walker was shook after he took the first punch
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I PAID THE FUCKING UFC FIGHT PASS AND THE STREAM ISNT THERE ONLY THE PRELIMS FOR SOME REASON AND THE FUCKING STREAMING I WAS USING PRIOR TO THAT WAS SHOWING WNBA AND I MISSED THE HEEM WHERE CAN I FIND A FUCKING LINK
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>>141929075
it was fucking weird
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>>141929074
>>141929074
>>141929074
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>>141928928
kek what a kwab
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uuhhhhh langauge
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>>141928605
Not enough tomato and they're slicing their red onion too thick.
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>>141928928
at this point i'm pretty impressed about how shit i am at picking
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>>141927788
This aged well
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>>141928749
yes
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>>141928928
so many fucking cazzies
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>>141929083
lol twin peaks midget is here
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>>141928765
This happened because you didn't watch.
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>>141929116
*pisses on you*
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>>141929116
>he paid
Learn your lesson?
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>>141928928
>most of /heem/ picked johnny walker
what causes this? retardation? bds?
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>>141928887
oh, I didn't know that.
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Lopes bros... i'm trembling out of fear of the Ortega fight. I'm worried for my boy
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>>141928928
>>141928362
you know what's cringe
PICKING WALKER AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA KWAB
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>>141929116
you can have a crappy stream
https://methstreamer.com/event/ufc-fight-night-saudi-arabia-1-live-streaming
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>>141928344
Sumo squat, sumo deadlift, Bulgarian split squat, reverse hyperextensions. I got a big butt from basically just doing sumo deadlifts so don't need that other stuff but if you're lacking do all of those
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>>141928928
>worse than a cointoss
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>>141928961
walker isn't THAT bad, he just has the most fragile chin in ufc
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>>141929260
Pootega is washed, its just that Yair folds and especially when he's on the ground
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>>141928118
You better have my goddamned rent money.
t. landlord
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>>141928976
Got you senpai
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>>141934180
gracias



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