Italy vs Croatiaeternal derby 30 years in the makingplease be as racist as possible below
Italian food > Croatian "food"Italian women > Croatian womenItalian cities > Croatian citiesItalian islands > Croatian islandsItalian mountains > Croatian mountainsItalian culture > Croatian cultureItalian contribution to humanity > Croatian contribution to humanityItalian infrastructure > Croatian infrastructureItalian beaches > Croatian beachesItalian football national team = Croatian football national teamItalian demographics < Croatian demographics
we are so fucked
I predict a cheeky Scacaca goal
Croatia is Serbia
Italia is Serbia
What's the best beach/tourist city in Croatia?
>>141993244You won the WC 2 years ago how can you be fucked?
The stoppable force meets the movable object
Slovenia is Italia
>>141993327Italy ain't Argentina
>>141993244Croatia couldn't even beat Albania, you'll be fine.
>>141993344Wtf did I just write.. Ignore me please
>>141993241Italian food > Croatian food but Croatia has better restaurants nowadaysItalian women = Croatian womenItalian cities > Croatian citiesItalian islands < Croatian islands>Italian mountains > Croatian mountains>Italian culture > Croatian culture>Italian contribution to humanity > Croatian contribution to humanity>Italian infrastructure > Croatian infrastructure>Italian beaches < Croatian beaches>Italian football national team < Croatian football national team>Italian demographics < Croatian demographics
I'm supporting Croatia. simple as.1-2 for my croatbros
>>141993678cryptoserb cope
>>141993344but it is tho
>>141993738What part is cope
>>141993172Please Italy let us win this one timeIf we get another medal we will visit the pope again
>>141993241modric > baggio
If Croatia wins are they in or do they need other shit to happen?
Italy has never won against Croatia
Pulisic, Belichick, Miocic > every shitalian ever since Marcus Aurelius
This is the greatest most stereotypical Italian man to ever live. I miss him
>>141993172we have never won against you, I don't see how this shit team can do it
>>141993953How many blacks do you have on your team this time? That will dictate it.
>>141993794If Croatia wins: As long as Albania don’t beat Spain by a buncha goals they’re thru as 2nd place. And they prolly make it as a 3rd place even if that happens
>>141993172Croatia>Italy
>>141993172We always lose to those fucking balkan shitters
>>1419939770 on the field, 1 on the bench
>>141993241nigga you ever been to croatia
>>141994038let me guess another proud Croatian citizen who loves his country who fled it to live in Germany?
>>141994054no i'm a bavarian you faggie.but hey, go to italy. leave croatia for me.
>>141993241>Italian contribution to humanity > Croatian contribution to humanityThe famous inventor and scientist Nikolacič Teslovič would like to have a word with you
>>141994105Italy invented America > the torpedo or whatever other bullshit Croatia invented
It's unhironically ogre for usWe got a jinx when it comes to 1) in or out matches with countries supposedly worse than us and 2) Balkan countriesThis match has both requirements. It will be a disaster, like Italy Macedonia some years ago that left us out of the Qatar World Cup
>>141994136>Italy invented Americawe created it
>>141994161italians with their paranoia and superstition
>>141994105tesla was serb kek
>>141994161But you beat albania, and they also had both requirements.
>>141994161in our newspapers (i'm croat) everybody was writing how it was over after albania but i figure the italians gotta be a little nervous about this one
>>141993738what about anything there is cope?
>>141993856uh.. what about Pirlo
>>141994297Yeah but it wasn't an in-our-out match. And we were very near to shit the bed with them too, we took a goal after 50 seconds ffs>>141994319Here it's the same, there's very little faith in Spalletti and the rest of the team.
>>141994474Pirlo damaged his legacy by playing in the MLS
>>141993172ZA DOM
>>141994532SPREMNI
Croatia will win this
>>141994531Buffon went to PissG
>Italy>Only needing a pointOh boy it's going to be a slurper
>>141994599That was fine
what's the potential of shitpost in this match? I have to study for my concurso but I'd skip today if it's worth
>>141994532SPERM
>>141993172If Spalletti doesn't put Fagioli instead of walking dead Jorginho I will shit lava.
>>141994136>the torpedo or whatever other bullshit Croatia inventedThat's actually impressive an American would knowDid you Google that, I bet that most croatians don't know the first torpedo was made here
If Italy finish the group in third, they will have to wait until all group stage matches have been completed to see if they have qualified as one of the four best third-placed teams.If Italy finish in third and do qualify, they will have two potential opponents, depending on results later this week.In that scenario, Italy could potentially face Portugal, who have confirmed their position in the EURO 2024 knockout bracket.They could also face the winner of Group E, which consists of Romania, Belgium, Slovakia and Ukraine, all of whom currently have three points after two matches.
>>141994715I see Bastoni is playing. Are Spade, Coppe and Denari on bench?
>>141994728I am diaspora I know a lot of useless croatia facts. They invented the neck tie too.
>>141994751where are your parents from
>>141994770If croatia loses, they're out
>>141994751>theyYou don't identify as a croat? No?Ever been here?
>>141994803oh yeh lol if italy loses they will play either Portugal or Belgium in the next round
>>141993856He looks kind of like Henrik Lundqvist. And they're both goalies too.
0% shot italy wins this game
>>141994748Kek
>>141994787Umag and Zadar>>141994852I have been many time. Even have dual citizenship but primarily see myself as American. Born and raised. Don't worry I never vote in your elections even though I get away ballots all the time. I could easily but it's not right since I don't live there. My father every time demands I vote HDZ and I tell him to fuck off
the winner will take on switzerland
>>141994865If we lose, I hope we get eliminated tbqh, it ould be well deserved
>>141994941top tier, I was just in umag last year, its beautifulyou should visit opatija and rovinj next time youre in istria
>>141994865If they get hammered they're probably out
>>141993810funny how people keep forgetting about this, too bad a draw is enough for italy to proceed to the ko stage.
>>141995016Been to both many times. I would imagine Rovinj is bad now because it shows up in a lot of western media and is probably hit with crazy tourism now. When I went it was mostly quiet and quaint. Nice walk through the main road into the church. I briefly dated a girl that worked in one of the cafes there
>>141995016>I was just in umag last year, its beautifulI've been on vacation in Istria several times, beautiful place. Umag is like a couple hours by car from where I live
I have no issues with Italy, but I sincerely hope that our Horvát cousins win.
who would england rather play italy or croatia
>>141994949only if spain doesn't lose to a*bania.
FUCK NIGGERS>FUCK NIGGERSFUCK NIGGERS>FUCK NIGGERSFUCK NIGGERS>FUCK NIGGERSFUCK NIGGERS>FUCK NIGGERS
>>141995103T-thank y-ou
>>141995063eh, pretty much, but they kinda controled it by bumping up the prices like crazy, its pretty much one of the most expensive places to go on our coast outside of Dubrovnik or some islands like Hvar>>141995079yeah Istria is great, even inside of the peninsula like Motovunthough its a bit slower, which I like sometimes, but some years I rather go to Dalmatia because the clubbing scene is betterIstria is where I will go every year once I have a family>Umag is like a couple hours by car from where I liveso its kinda like when croats go mass shopping in trieste kek
>>141995079It's kind of cuck that Istra has town names in Italian and Croatian
>>141995127Don't mind desu. They're about the same level (and probably losing to Switzerland anyway)
>>141994105>terone intellectuals
>>141995225No problem. Make us proud and show them what you're made of. The Hungarian Crown counts on you; go forth and conquer.
>>141995233If I was ever to retire in Croatia I would probably choose Zadar. There is just no where nicer I have ever been to in my life. The city center is one of the best things to just hang out in and there are so many places nearby the city to drive in. I find Istra boring which I guess is what some people want. Nice quiet life. I like the city where homes still have shrapnel holes in them to remind you how shitty life can be.
>>141993241> Italian islands > Croatian islands> Italian beaches > Croatian beacheswell these 2 are just fucking stupid
>>141995348there's no amazon prime in croatia. you'll never make it
>>141995426top kek
>>141995426I have spent months there I would be fine. Living there for some time has made me less of a consumer here in the US.
>>141995348the "people" living in Zadar are literal savages from the hillsgo to Šibenik next time, even half an hour of driving will make everything better
I haven’t seen Croatia play but we are dogshit so I doubt we’ll win. anyway I like Croatia, I watched the wc final against France in a small town in Istria and somebody climbed a light pole in the main square to hang a flag, very soulful med people, best of luck to them.
Just did some sportsbetting with Spain and Italy to win. I don't know anything about football, am I gonna loose my money?
>>141994865if we lose even 3-4 or something, you can bet the goal differences of the teams who still have to play will be just right to knock us out.
>>141995511>Italy to winsorry janne, but the money is gone.
>>141995461I went there once don't remember much. It's a big city so I imagine it's like Rijeka where the people are shit as you say but it's still a beautiful city. It's like how here in the US Seattle is beautiful but it has the worst people on the planet living there.Zadar is nice because it's a city with history but if you drive 5 miles away you are almost in a dessert climate with so many small towns. That is what I really like. You guys take that for granted.
>>141995417>rock beachshiggy diggy
I have sailed on Italian and Croatian coasts, and prefer Croatia so they get my support this evening.
>>141994105good bait but there aren't enough serbs to take it
>>141995586>adriatic coast of italy grim
All Croatian food is stolen from Bosnia, Hungary and Italy.Theres nothing really "Croatian" in Croatia except for delusion of grandeur... They even stole that from Serbia.
>>141995626>BosniaTurks
>>141995626t. srboljub mustafarovic
>>141995626t. Ahmed Ahmetović
>>141994715I refuse to believe you didn't just make up those redicilous sounding names.
>be me>parents born in Croatia>never went there>they named me Šime >get made fun of my name in school>blacks go "AYO WHAT FUCKING KIND OF NAME IS SIME? SOUNDS RETARDED BUT YOU AIGHT SIME">like this all the way to 12th gradeWhy couldn't they name me ante or something I could tell people to call me Anthony. This name is a curse. It confuses everyone when I introduce myself. My friend said I should go by Simon but that's equally gay.
>>141995778shut the fuck up Bibi
>>141995237why? people actually speak Italian (venetian) in the area of Umago.
>>141995792just call yourself Marko dude
>>141993678>Italian women = Croatian womendelusional
>>141995792Fuck everyone else it’s a cool name. Better than being named JaBlackius or something like that
>>141995623Termoli was nice
>>141995792Ayo shut the FUCK up simon but you aight doe
>>141995841For me it's under 25 yo croatian women over 25 yo italian women
>>141995792>porch enthusiasts making fun of other ethnicities names America is so over
>>141995574what? nahRijeka is a piece of shit city but the people are its best part. they're nothing like Dalmatians, let alone the hill people living in the central part of DalmatiaŠibenik is right next to Zadar and smaller, except its not a cesspool of tourists and vlahs from the hills, or at least a smaller cesspoolI'm not sure how you spend a few months living in Zadar without noticing that outside the old city core its all dive bars, bookie shopsand awful looking apartmentsSplit looks sophisticated compared to it.>v. not required
>>141995875no it wast
>>141995778What do you have against little shoulders and beans?
Italy have let us Germans down many times. For example WW2 (you stupid cowards and useless fucks) or World Cup 2006 (I will never forgive you that semi-final match) . My heart goes out for the Croatians and may the win by a landslide.
>>141993172Shit teams
>>141995792>>blacks go "AYO WHAT FUCKING KIND OF NAME IS SIME? SOUNDS RETARDED BUT YOU AIGHT SIME"Next time sing them "kroz Imotski kamioni žure..."
siječanjveljačaožujaktravanjsvibanjlipanjsrpanjkolovozrujanlistopadstudeniprosinac
>Brozovic and Pongracic in the starting line upCongratulations Italy you just won before it even started.
>>141995792Simon sounds gayer than Šime
>>141995792Hahaha fucking pussy
>>141995959>not wanting italy to win for potential italy-germany kinodisgusting
>>141995959>Nooooooooo you have to die because unseren schizoid Führer wants his Götterdämmerung Seethe more Hans (gol di grosso)
>>141993172Forzaaa Italiaaaa Ajmo Italijaaa
I forgot why italy has a reputation of being good at football. Can someone remind me?
globalism only works for europeans. they have access to all the world, while >we have to be almost rich to visit other places. this isn't right.they can work wherever they want and we are supposed to be locked in our backyards.
>>141996005>prosinacsounds like pills
>>141996005>listopadsounds like a female sanitation device
>>141996005now post the months in polish
>>141996131Best underdog in history, we only win when we're not the strongest team
>>141996138Literally not my problem.
>>141996005>ozujaksounds like a turkish basedjak
>>141996138Stay in your cage monkeyboy
>>141996194not asking you to solve anythingthis is just a point of reflection
>>141996131They used to have good defense and attackers that could theatrically fall in the box and get penalties.
>>141996187That sounds like a whole lot of cope for the turkey fiasco.
>>141996138'Globalism' means global imperialism by the rich countries
my brain supports italymy heart supports croatia
>>141996238I also do not want to hear about it. Keep it to yourself.
>>141996282You already have a Croatian flag mate. Just go with it.
>>141996240>being overly dramatic for no reason to het their wayNow THAT sounds italian.
sorry croatbros, but I'm rooting for Italy on this onenothing personnel
>>141995615>bait
di ldorenzo
>>141996315Gonna go flush some paprika down the toilet for this treason.
>>141993172Croatia es Serbia
>>141996246How many cups did you (or Croatia) win
>>141995626kek
Wont the spaghettis still be pretty sure to go through even if they lose?
>>141996433These are the "people" saying Italians cheat btw
>>141996246>tf>tpYou weren't even born the last time Switzerland beat Italy kek
>>141996513when italians do it it's mafiawhen scandis do it it's networking
>>141996433>proud of blatant riggingsnowniggers do be like that
>>141995417You just proved my point.That beach is absolute shit and Italy has islands like Sicily, Sardinia and a bunch of smaller volcanic islands, you just have a collection of small meme islands desu
>>141995778Fagioli is indeed a ridicoulos nameThere's a player named Kevin Lasagna, toppest of kek
>>141995575>Rocks outside, sand in the seaBest combo.
>>141996433This man is the masterbaiter
>>141995959Serves you right for not informing us about the anschluss. That was a real dick move Hans, you don't treat your partners like that.
>>141995461>muh Ižbenik.
>>141995778https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Faggin%E2%80%93Nazzi_alphabet
>>141996131Lmao after an eternity of irrelevancy you have a generation of decent players thanks to all the Bosnians and Albanians you imported from the balkans, and now you act all uppity
>>141996282Based matebro
>>141996131They did win last time they had this tournamet, so theres that.
Tonight I feel Italian
I ordered frutti di mare
What do Croatian women taste like?
>>141997202Tuna
>>141997202IdkI can tell you what the men taste like tho
>>141997661What do their men taste like?
>I will never have a cute Italian girlfriend
>>142001085Tell them you don't live with your mom, instantly puts you above most Italian men. Then tell them your height and you're above the rest of them as well.
È finita
>>142001240>Tell them you don't live with your mom, instantly puts you above most Italian men.lol that puts you as a weird cold autist who doesn’t have a good relationship with his parents. HUGE turn off for med women.
