I know the game hasn't even started yet, but FUCK IT, we did it AmeriGODS! The Cup is staying the states and now it will be THIRTY-TWO (32) YEARS and COUNTING since Canada won The Stanley Cup.THIS IS A LAUGH AT CANADA THREAD>b-but the stanley cup isn't a competition of nations>b-but half of all NHL players are CanadianCOPE YOU FUCKING LEAFIt's absolute damning indictment that your own countrymen would rather play for teams here in the states than play in your dumpster fire of a country.
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>>142014294HAHAHAHAHAHAA SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>>142015053>>142014355>>142014294u u u
I support Canada because it's a white country far more similar to europe than to the US
>>142015897HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>142016424Canada is 70% white, the usa is 55% whote
>>142015897>canada >white
>>142014294They just lost the game KWAB
Thank you USA. Fuck Albortions. Hope Edmumbai burns to the ground
>>142015897this was true 10 years ago anonbut not now.not now.
>invent sport>american boys and finns dominate itKwabs
>>142014294Congrats, bros.
Going for Florida tho Fr fr ong
>>142015897Poor guy hit his head and thinks it's 1993
HOLY SHIT LMAO MCFRAUD!
>>142019565need some jussy...
WHAT PART OF ALBERTA ARE YOU FROM?
>>142015897Hockey is white, but Canada is brown
USAUSAUSA
>>142019617the beautiful suburbs of san jose
This is so tiresome, I can't think of a single moment I've been excited in hockey since crosby's overtime goal in the 2010 Olympics. I'm.here cheering for a team I hate just for them to disappoint men
>>142019617What kind of Albertan are you?
>>142019617C A L G A R YAL GARY
>>142019944southern alberta hates the oilers more than anywhere
>>142019953Someday we’ll annex you, once China declares BC a province
Canada is the globohomo liberal-progressive idea, therefore the script will give us a win
>>142020218>WEF case study: the country It’s so over
>>142014294I blame big oil
>>142021666KWAB
>>142015897>>142016424>>142017202>>142017224>>142019535>>142019627SARSSSS
I believed, but now I know. 5:10 to go, unless Oilers score it's over. Thanks Oilers for keeping the dream alive at least.
>>142014294BASED
HOLY SHIT LMAO
>>142014294McDavid’s legacy is dead right?
>>142019617CALGARY BABY
>>142023856was it ever alive?
>>142014294HAHAHAHAHAHAHA LEAFS BLOWN THE ABSOLUTE FUCK OUT
>>142014294Calgary reporting inFUCK EDMONTON
LOL CANADISTAN LOSES AGAIN
>>142014294USA USA USA
What sun belt team does he go to to actually win the cup?
>Born in 93>Oilers haven't won since thenSorry leafbros, I'm keeping the curse going another 40 years at least.
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>>142014294I believe everyone outside dedmonton was rooting against them
Canadian people eat mini donuts and coffee at sporting events.
It's tough for me to laugh even more at canada than I already do, butHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAAAHAHAHAHCHOKER MCGAYKID? YOU THOUGHT HE WAS GONNA CARRY YOU TO A CUP AND WIN IT?? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAAAAA
THEY CAN'T EVEN WIN THEIR OWN FUCKING TROPHYKEK WHAT A BITCHLMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>1993
30 years a queerMake that 31
HOCKEY IS NOW AN AMERICAN SPORT GO FUCK YOURSELVES CANADAHOCKEY IS NOW AN AMERICAN SPORT GO FUCK YOURSELVES CANADAHOCKEY IS NOW AN AMERICAN SPORT GO FUCK YOURSELVES CANADAHOCKEY IS NOW AN AMERICAN SPORT GO FUCK YOURSELVES CANADAHOCKEY IS NOW AN AMERICAN SPORT GO FUCK YOURSELVES CANADAHOCKEY IS NOW AN AMERICAN SPORT GO FUCK YOURSELVES CANADA
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>>142014294Fuckin way she goes boys
THREE LEAFS ON A SHIRTSTANLEY CUP STILL GLEAMINGTHIRTY YEARS OF HURTNEVER STOPPED ME DREAMING
they had them on the ropesAnd then they fucking tripped on their own shoelaces and caused a self KO through chin to mat contact.
>>142017202>canada>70% whitePress x to doubt
>roster full of canadians>lose
>>142024729its edmontover
>>142024792not just Canadians but THE Canadian lmao
>Connor Smythe (0 cups)L M A O
A FUCKING
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LOL AT LEAST YOU WON THE CONN SMYTHE
>>142014294AHHHHH
>CHINKNADA>CANAJEET
>LEAFS BTFO YET AGAINLMAO HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAGET REKT LOSERS UP NORTH HAHAHAHA Cope, seethe, dilate with a moose antler, lmao.USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA!
>>142025203ONE CUPI DONT KNOW WHY
>>142025319it doesnt even matter how hard we try
Leafsbros, who do you hate more?
>>142015897You're literally brown and indistinguishable from an Arab. LOL
>>142015897God, I wish that were true.
>A>GODDAMN>MOTHERFUCKING>MAPLE>LEAFIt never gets old. THIS IS LITERALLY WHAT THE FAGGOTS UP NORTH SALUTE. A FLAG WITH A FUCKIGN LEAF ON IT. LMFAO
>nothing personal, gaykid
Imagine unironically being Canadian. Like, not as a joke. Unironically.
>>142014294MCFAGGOT AHAHAHAHAA
Update plz
>>142025725imagine saluting a flag with a fucking leaf on it LMAO KWAB
I thank god every day that I wasn't born Canadian.
>>142014294HOLY FUCK YOU LEAFS ARE PATHETIC
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>>142026296Could you imagine such a fate?
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>>142025725>>142025907>>142025953>>142026296>>142027898GET. IN. THE. FUCKING. TRENCH DIE FOR ISRAEL
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Good. This country deserves absolutely zero positive reinforcement whatsoever. Do you really think I wanted to see Trudeau happy and gloating in Edmumbai while praising troons and fags, surrounded by celebrating poos? Hopefully every leaf team dissolves
>>142024118Los Angeles
>>142028200>>142028527You act like they don't have just as much control over Canada.The only difference is that this puppet kicked your puppet ass at your bread and circus, AGAIN!
>>142030185actually, a finn did. with a bunch of canadians, americans, and russians. while leading Canada's Team (the panthers).stay misinformed friendo
>>142028200>>142028527Cope
>>142019617Fort Saskatchewan
>>142030317Cope
>>142030317A melting pot of diversity. That's the American way! GET REKT!
>>142030317hey ed
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Being the villain is better than faking yourself as someone who’s cleanI’d rather burn out in glory than let my dignity go down the shitter and lower my standards every fucking timethey're not worth my time at all, and I don’t give a fuck what these manbabies do. they can go choke on an extension cordCall me an anti ive fucking had it. I’ve stopped giving a fuckDone with OilersI should’ve dropped them in November. I haven’t been feeling the same about them since they decided to lose to the sharks which made them bigger cocksuckers that everPut me on the crucifixI don’t give a fuck anymore
>>142015897similar to europe in being a socialist shithole, yes
>>142031213is this a bud post
Next year will be Canada's year, and the team that will end the canadian drought are the Toronto Maple Leafs
>>142031335This would cause more leaf butthurt than 1000 years of mutt cups combined
>>142015897>white countryI wish I lived in your universe. I'd gladly trade Tim Hortons not having 24/7 hours for less east Indians.
>>142031335I only want my canadian team to end the drought. Fuck the oilers and FUCK THE LAFFS
>>142031475Seems like the Maple Leafs are the Cowboys or the Knicks of the NHL. A big-market team with lots of annoying fans and they haven't won shit for decades.
>>142031572They're more like the Giants or Mets. The Knicks don't have fans.
>>142031633The Knicks have plenty of fans. And the Giants have actually won a super bowl fairly recently.
>>142031424kek
>>142031213what vtuber was this originally written for