heemvious:
Not watching ONE NEVER watching ONE
Welcome to the Payton Talbott era
Finland reporting in
*heems you*
is this true?
>>142045128anime
>>142045292That dude is so fuckin overrated. His chin will be gone before he’s 30
>>142045371*tells on you to the nevada athletic commision*nothing personnel kid
>>142045275Predictions for Prajanchai vs Di Bella?
>>142045381>noo you cant just have the love and support of your community and tribeMGTOWs BTFO
Hello guy, want to tell you bully are bad you know, thank you.
>>142045128
shamanic influences
>>142045128Fuck Dana
>>142045381is there no samurai god for jerry to call upon for aid
Arman Tsarukyan has been suspended for 9 months and fined $25K for UFC 300 fan incidenthttps://x.com/mma_kings/status/1805637684276142267?s=46It would seem his fight with Islam Makhachev will not go forward
>>142045381this is advanced psychological warfare that few will understand
*ends bullying*
>>142045783he wasn't going to fight Islam in the next 9 months anyway
Remember when Arman assaulted Bobby Green in front of everyone for literally no reason and nobody did anything about it lol
>>142045783His manager already said he’ll do the PSA and is eligible to fight from October 12th
>>142045783>get fined because brazilian fans are subhuman
>>142046084All the fan did was flip the middle finger and Arman assaulted him
>>142045528I predict I won’t watch LOL
>>142046120yeah idk how he got off with just a suspension
>>142046120I concede
It may be unironically over for Khabob and his brazza fags.
>>142046234Khabib ordered the attack because Jewtin is coming after him for tax fraud. First kills his fazza and now this, can he sink any lower?
>>142046234I'm kind of impressed, I thought the Dagestanis gave up long time ago and were comfy under the boot
>>142046325Shitslam in a Ukrainian trench soon, brazza.
>>142045924they literally set that nigga up with a humiliation ritual
CJI shaping up to be pretty kino lads
>>142046480holy shit its the dark ravioli!
>>142046461The PSA will probably come off as funny/in genuine and backfire on the commission
>>142046635the word you’re looking for is “insincere”welcome b
>>142046635Retard ass nigga
tony is going to heem shietsa and flush his dogshit boring show and fuck his mom
>>142046816This
>>142045128Prolapska is a fake humble le samurai, partying at Czech without media expose and use to e a thug
>>142045292
>>142046924He said it himself he's not a samurai b.
>>142046924What's this thug stuff? I also want to find out the wild Abu Bakhar gangster stories but they're nowhere to be found, and Khabib won't tell them because he's not like that
Sean "Stric-ktly sucks cock"-landFeel free to use
>>142047086Jiri used to be a football hooligan
>>142046973>goin all out to try to knockdown that helmet guy>still failI hate this little shithead
>>142047130Oh shit, are you the same guy who was educating me on Alexander Emellianenko (what a name those brothers have)?You know everything. Tell me about it
>>142047387Holloway has mastered the Heem Punch® over the last year, Topuria is in danger
>>142047267Get a job man
Enters the thread
Has Dana explained yet why he used AI to fake gaethje getting heemed by holloway? I admit it looked realistic if not completely implausible (Justin Gaethje is the most violent man in the UFC)
>>142045381he didn't ask him that
>>142045783>the state of Islam's run
pisslam isn't fighting before october anyway
>>142046234do you think russia will start killing dags again ?
Remember when you guys said Islam would only fight once this year
>>142046120He pulled his glove, fan should be fined and suspended
Alex only wins because he has the power of heem spirits on his side
heeminder porrier seethed when they gave him BDS saying the ufc just wants him to lose.
>>142047547What's your problem with me? Is it because I told everyone about the Piss Eggs?
You're not a samurai even though you act like and do everything a samurai does because of arbitrary rules stating you had to be born at a specific time
Jiri is a Choccychad
>Consneed. Befeed. Aseed.>SHUT THE FORMERLY CHUCK UP!!Rev 'em up! *ding* *SHKRRRRRRET*>YOURE LISTENING TO BELIEVE YOU SNEED ON THE I DONT HAVE AGP DIGITAL NETWORK!!
>>142049558You are having agp
iq mog>>142045365
>>142045365>Am I winning fight?>Yes Volk, we just need to fix your hair alittle bit which thankfully Pavlovich isn't tall enough to reach
*enters thread*
>>142045381>“Everybody knows he is working with some Shamanics, with some Shamans from his hometown and he believes in some spiritual help from them."Holy kek it's realSource: my butt
With Sneedy "The enantiophiic" B>YOU KNOW MY NAME YET?And Anthony "Neurotypical Typology" Smith
Poirier is the most unlucky fighter in UFC historyIf he had been fighting in any other era he would have like 8 title defenses and everyone would he calling him an untouchable GOAT
>>142049900>Nft is a type of [incomprehensible gibberish]
Poirier would have beaten charles if not for the illegal glove grab
everyone just forgot about vicente luque's weird last fight
>>142050347In any era he’d fall short in a title fight. He’s the king of gatekeepers. He had shartles 90% finished and couldn’t seal the deal
>>142050289You have some agp
>>142050479Weirdest part being he sucks now?
>>142050479I have no recollection of this fight. Don’t think I saw it
>>142050530Sucks that the rest of heem is totally free from any sort of sexual deviations or else I wouldn't be so darn peculiar.
>>142045128Mick bros, will Aspinall vacate his title when Mick gets in the top 5 or will Aspinall force Mick to destroy him?
>>142050620Well then you wouldn't remember it.
weightclasses are a psychological construct
>>142051268Psychology is a construct of people who can’t make 265
We won, Charlesbros
This is not a drill. My crush is officially single. Not a false flag this time. Deleted pics off of instagram and vsco. This is my summer. I'm going to make a move.
>*puts a hex on Jiri's shorts so they fall down during the fight and trip him*
A REJECTED A GIRL 10 YEARS AGO AND NOW I CANT GET HER, When will this misery end AAAAAAAAAAAHHHH SAVA
>>142051496What will you do?
>>142051496>vscowhy do you choose a whore to be your crush
>>142051496>my crush You have to be 18 to post here kid
>>142051727What the fuck is vsco
>>142051419What'd you win a heart finally?
>he doesn't have a Oliveira shrine on his bedroomcasual
>>142051727lots of people use vsco>>142051856it's an image posting site but no like counts, follower counts, or comments. people are more comfortable posting there than instagram.
>>142052180Social media is for high schoolers, wine moms, and retards. Delete it all.
>>1420522624chan is social media
>>142052315You know what I mean faggot. No one posts photos of themselves for validation on this stupid site
>>142052157kek what the fucking hellThey are literally just shitty printed out pieces of floppy printer paper
Jan beat Pereira
>>142052262I use social media to follow news, sports, and bodybuilders. I unfollowed all hot girls
>>142052528So you actually are a faggot. Understood
>>142052180this reply gave me a big deja-vu
>>142052315Dum dum it's a Forum
Peak BJ Penn beats any Dagestani born from his mother's cunt
Why is heem so fucking dead lately?Who killed it
>>1420453814D chess right there...
>jake shields is the second most famous MMA fighter in the worldwho saw this coming?
we need to combine our chakra and cast a spell to counter the shamanic magic being used against jiri
>>142045381Shamanism is the best base for combat sports.
>>142047086>>142047130He was also known as the most psycho and aggressive hooligan in his small town, he'd fight all the time and be the first to enter street brawlsI'm pretty sure Abubakar just uses the world gangster as a euphemism for badass, he's not being literal. I highly doubt he's an actual gangster.
>>142053013>who saw this coming?Intellectuals
>>142053150>Ido pariente
>>142045381has anyone ever told jiri about the crossroad killings? samurai were never honorable
>>142052974Daner trashy maxed the promotion. Went all in on O'Malley and Trump. The chuds checked it out and got bored after a while, and a bunch of normies got put off.
>>142050479he needs to retire, hes obviously scared of another brain bleed and it shows in his fights
>>142053432can this retarded old fuck get tossed in prison already
Diego lopes gets his heem menged by gasso every night
>>142053471I hate simps like you, you automatically latch yourself to the first female mma youtuber, its so pathetic
>>142053585Mad?
>>142053636disappointed
>>142053471a literal unironic 5/10
Remember that other girl heem was obsessed about for one month, she had a cute brown hat.
>>142051690I'm open to suggestions
>>142053471they probably look amazing
Thoughts on fightfairy's mazza?
>>142053136Weren't you just crying about me posting? If so that quite odd. Jiri sounds like a bit of a wanker I wonder if he won all of them, would be fun to witness. Never said he called himself a Gangster, that would be Cringe, Khabib does, and obviously it wasn't literal, he's supposed to be a thug
>>142053471I hope you get caught in a house fire and barely survive.
dana's reaction when pereira fires a beam of evil shamanic magic straight at jiri but he dodges it with a roll
>>142054037:(
>my normie sports fan friends stopped caring about mma so if I want to follow discussions I have to come to schizo forumsfuck you dana. Fuck you ari. We could have been normal.
Got banned for bringing up the Nickelodeon show Romeo! in a conversation about Michael Chandler's adopted black children. Just want to say that Arman deserved it and I hope that they bypass that boring fuck and give Charles the rematch with Islam instead.
OOOOOHHHHHHHHH HE POSTED THE MID 6/10 LESBIAN AGAIN HEEM IS IN TROUBLE HERE
>>142045528I thought Russians were supposed to be white
FightFairy is a 9/10
>>142046234fazza wouldn't have allowed this
>>142054925waifu posting is the mark of a dead general
>>142053912>Weren't you just crying about me posting? If so that quite odd.What the fuck are you talking about.
heem was never good
>>142053471>>142053636>>142053911Built for BBC (Big Brazza Cock)
MMA will never be as fun as when you could pretend guys fighting in Japanese orgs were the best in the world.
>>142056145kek
>>142056145Volumes
Brits have been super catty since the flag split.
>>142053471Pass.
>>142056145jiribros
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dnoLu3aqUYY
>>142057763jabronibros
I feel bad for Dee
MMA guru is unironically correct about most things he saysi don't want to boost his ego because he isn't always right, but to see twitter retards shitting on him because he's a fat youtuber is upsettingthey are ignorant people
jokes aside, what's the shaman cope an abstract equivalent of?
>>142058478the CIA has spent over 50 years doing experiments on psychedelic drugs and schizophrenics because they saw value in itwe can not dismiss jiri's observations just because they sound absurd
>>142058311i think they are open, she lives in a mansion he fucks other women
>>142058529thats why im asking. what is it that hes representing as shaman magic?
>>142058615he believes the native rituals poatan does, most notably painting his body, chanting, and inhaling smoke from various plants, gives him supernatural advantageswe have zero methods of measuring the impact of these procedures, so we can not immediately rule them out
Thoroughly enjoy anytime an mma adjacent eceleb is brought up. Sparks joy in my heart.
>>142058679imo the magic is the love and support of his comunity. jiri is chose to be a lone wolf and doesn't have that advantage. he chooses to focus solewly on his personal development in martial arts and isnt involved in a community. this comes with benefits and disadvantages.
>>142058679>gives him supernatural advantagesNo, he's saying Alex thinks they do.>>142058615You can't speak English either, shut up.
>>142058346Gimmie 10 pushups right now you chubby fat fucking FAGGOT
if shamanism is real then why did every indigenous people lose?
>>142058346he picked Jiri to win the rematch
>>142053471You merely KNOW she has lesbian sex on the DAILY
>>142058311She was literally found the first day she went viral. Conor tweeted that out like 4 days later.>Has Conor found her?Unironically dickriding Conor.
Legit everytime a random matchup with Topuria is mentioned.>it's gonna be the biggest fight everI legit don't understand what type of people think this and I legit don't understand his hype. Yes, he's good, but holy fuck he legit hasn't proven himself at all whatsoever>inb4 volkEven Pereira is a bigger draw than Toputa
>>142059423he simply passes the eye test, good wins cels wouldn't get it
>>142059423he has a massive following in Spain or Georgia, he had more instagram followers than Volk even before he became champ
when will they learnhttps://x.com/Home_of_Fight/status/1805317678858453322
It's a Godthje world, we're just living in it.
>>142059662they keep pushing this guy on social media, dana's tired and on his way out.
>>142059459>good winsA bjj faggot with 6 MMA fights in 9 yearsKek Herbert who started his UFC career 1-2Overhyped Bryce Mitchell (because of his 0 loss status at that moment)Josh Emmett still amazes me how good he is for his age. Pretty good win for TopuriaTitle shot at #9 of the division.Eye test, he says. By that logic Gaethje would be the lightweight goat for stopping Ferguson's win streak with the way he dominated him.
Chuck roast almost done bros.
>>142059597>he has a massive following in SpainHe panders hard. He got his Spanish citizenship after he beat volk. Pretty sure that was a huge reason to even getting Spanish citizenship.Anyway, so what you're saying is that Georgians and Spaniards are just retarded because straight up, objectively, there is a very slim chance Topuria will ever be in the "biggest fight ever". And if he would be, his opponent would be a bigger draw.
theicemanbros...
pereira is going to lose by brutal ko. here’s why:>normally speaks portuguese, but before adesanya rematch he is shown in video speaking english. he loses that fight via ko.>this week there has also been video of him speaking english. this means he is going to get ko’d.
>>142059423>Even PereiraPereira is the biggest draw in UFC now
>>142059914Chuck made a roast? What's Sneed making?
>>142045381Spiritual aids? Ask Magic
>>142059990Izzy is a bigger draw than pereddit lol
>>142059990Debatable. I think he's def top 5. But that top 3 would be in no particular order as there is no concrete way of measuring this.Sean O'malley is definitely up there as well as Israel Adesanya, Jon Jones and eventually Conor when he returns.
>>1420536679/10 body with a 5/10 face
>>142060153>But that top 35*
Holy fuck man the English slob is still here? Guys been here since morning my time. Friend simulator fag ruining heem.
Daddysanya will save UFC
>bkfc Romerohe just needs one, unironically
>>142053667>>142060180you guys are crazy
Undisputed Champion Ciryl Gane will be a much needed course correction
>>142060210what? I've been banned for 3 days bud I just got back b
>>142059597Wow!That doesn't sell tickets in Vegas
my condolences to the family
>>142060841My boys
>>142050283This bears a strong resemblance to the animation style of Xavier: Renegade Angel.
>>142060095you'd be surprised at how much getting called a dog fucker by sean than losing to him lowered his stock
>>142060822i was just stating where his hype comes not that he would sell out arenas
>>142056145Just when I thought I had a reason to dislike him...
LesbianFairy
>>142060929>PPVS are based off posts on 4chud no
Conor was right.
IS THAT A HECKIN VAGINA?!?!
Kek
Finally got my silk pillowcase
>>142061157>he thinks people only call izzy a dog fucker on 4chan >englandmakes sense, if they did they would get arrested
>>142061208I don't see any pictures of holloway
>>142061254305 will outsell 303
heeminder the crowd started leaving en masse during pissy vs cannonier
>>142061296इस सामान्य से बाहर निकलो, तुम्हारा स्वागत नहीं है
>>142061232
>>142061345I don't speak mexican sorry
Let's be 100% real. Aliskerov would have brutally decisioned redditker if he just wrestled and did sambo or whatever. But he got too cocky and thought he was a striking brazza because he ko'd some no name cans and believed he could stand with the best.
>>142061401i know, you speak hindi
>>142061440Ikram had a tony esque double weight cut and shouldn't have been fighting The only reason he was there is because Khabib told him to take the one week notice whitraker fightKhabib is sabotaging the careers of other brazzas
Let's be 100% real. Aliskerov would have been brutally decisioned by Phil Hawes if he just had a better chin
>>142061440Sambo isn’t real
>>142061632shitkram was getting peached if hawes had a better chin he might've lost that fight kwab
>>142061440Whittaker is THE anti-wrestler at 185, Ikram's low T sambo moves wouldn't do shit>inb4 Dricus took Whittaker down with a wmma tier takedownDricus is a real life looney toons character with unique intangibles that make his style work somehow, Cameron Saaiman tries to imitate him and just gets heemed in the process. If you aren't outright built different, you can't grapplefuck Whittaker
>Whittaker is THE anti-wrestler at 185
>>142061789You clearly didn't read the rest of the post
>>142060841literal whos and The Leech
>>142061789Imagine what zatdaddy would do to both these bums
Whittaker is THE anti wrestler he... Uh... he beat Romero?
why are muslims so gay?
>Dricus is a real life looney toons character
Robert Whittaker is the anti wrestler of the worst division of the UFC who also happened to never actually fight a good wrestler
Brad Tavares is THE anti wrestler of middleweight
>>142061905he was about to then the wrestler pulled out
Gaethje has the most powerful hands at lightweight, he hasn't knocked anyone out with his hands for 4 years, Max will die if they fight
>Maycee Barber is out of her main event fight against Rose Namajunas, per sources.>The promotion is hoping to keep Namajunas on the July 13th UFC card.
UFC: ultimate fake-fights championship
>Dricus emits some kind of energy field that turns every fight into some kind of cartoon where retarded shit happens and there just isn't anything people can do about it. He drags you into retard town and its home turf
Dricus is like a superhero like spiderman or some shit always saving the day with his heems
>>142061898>>142062070>>142062110>>142062150Yes
UFC 303: Reddit vs. Reddit
Sean Strickland is an Animaniacs character
Dricus is pillowfisted
Dickass is a blacked.com character
>gets kwab by tiramisuhuge story loss for cumshot
Khabugs Bunnurmagomedov
>>142053262>some samurai did bad things so therefore all samurai were dishonorable, silly chud
FACT: Dricus du Plessis has never lost to a black.
>>142062264>muh honorLiterately americans rewriting history
>>142061841>Imagine what zatdaddy would do to both these bumsduck them
>>142061186Whose the guy in the picture with the boot print on em?
>dude he's a heckin SAMURAI
>>142062320He never loses when he gets BBC dick daddies at request in Johannesburg
>>142045767>is there no samurai god for jerry to call upon for aidthat's not true. the samurais defeated the mongols cause of the wind god
>JIREDDIT WILL WIN HES A FRICKIN SAMURAI
>>142062379Hap's biological dad
>He drags you into retard town and its home turf
Jiri saif himself he's no smaurai, just a guy from some made up euro country
>>142062063She's scared of losing to Rose. No question.
Test
>>142062566
jiri = redditalex = twitter zoomersanthony smith = 4chan
It couldve been a goobert fight week right now, ie some actual kino. Instead we get pereddit vs jirireddit doing stupid shit on redditbedded
>goobert fight week right now, ie some actual kino.
He drags you into retard town and its home turf is actually funny as fuck though
>>142062356>everyone everywhere prior to modernity was an irredeemably evil and also gay btw
I started watching MMA after the leg break and I do not give a shit about Gooby, hope he's retired.
>conoreddit
Starting to believe the LHW division is just an MMO that Whittaker is playing: - Archer build/Hunter = Alex - Mage Samurai = Jiri - Orc = Anthony Smith - Brute with lots of dialogue = Jamahal - Kratos = Jan - Court Jester NPC = Johnny Walker
considering everyone I like gets heemed count on Jiri losing bettingcunts and Ortega losing
>>142054105It could be worse... they could be turbo cazzies.
>Starting to believe the LHW division is just an MMO that Whittaker is playing:
>le redditebet xd
>>142063091hook, line
MMA is just like a fighting game cause you learn combos and have to make reads on your opponent
>>142062856a samurai would sooner shoot you with a bow then engage in an "honorable" duel
When are venum dropping the custom samurai shorts for Jiri? I'm finna cop
>>142063224your point?
>>142063286that youre a faggot
>>142063311
We Matt Frevola here
heem approved fightets: ganetonypoopheem
fuckin heeeeem
there are no heem approved fighters
i destroyed the crown, now nobody can have it now
can you greentext this post please?
>>142063357thanks for providing evidence that youre a total faggot, faggot
>...Anonymous >06/25/24(Tue)19:22:42 No.142063919>can you greentext this post please?
Wowweeewowa jamahal hill is based reddit says so! they literally cant post anything negative about blacks so their opinion is pointless but heck yeah Jamahal Hill was forced to vacate a belt he didn't really deserve to win
>>142064238Haha yeah it do be like that
>>142064018based on what?
>>142064343based on facts
Yeah so Jamahal Hill is a nigger. So he should basically shut the fuck up because he's black and a nigger
>>142064018Is this about Jon Jones?
>>142062401last time someone said this yeery heemed them
If jon jones was born in africa would he be a warlord?
>>142053262were it not for the code of bushido I would have cut you down NIGGER
>>142064515no he'd die of gay aids
>>142061789That's a judo throw.No mma fighter is prepared to deal with judo.
can you eat cougar meat?
https://www.yahoo.com/news/west-virginia-couple-arrested-allegedly-203321089.htmlfree hap
It's up https://youtu.be/1k5H2imHleg?feature=shared
Jiri? Jiri will heem.
>>142064968don't mind if i do
>>142064018Neither Jiri nor Jamahal "voluntarily" vacated the belt. They get a call from Hunter or some other higher up "suggesting" that they vacate or something else will happen.
Is this "hunter" in the room with us sweetie?
>>142064968we wont rest till hap is free
>>142065151yeah you bud you're hunter s Campbell, what does the S stand for if you do mind me asking?
>>142065011Chandler saw what cus did and said he would do the same thing since he was named after tyson. doesn't even want biological kids of his own just like cus.based or cringe?
>>142063276>samuraiSo cringeWhy cant he be proud of being slavic
>>142065243Cringe because he actually wanted kids of his own. He mentioned it on one of Schaub's food truck shows years ago. Then a few years later when on another Schaub show he revealed that they had decided to adopt instead.
>>142064018And?
OHHHHHHHHHHHH BRIE WITH THE VICIOUS KNOCKOUT MIKES SPERM WILL NEVER BE THE SAME AGAIN
intelleaf reporting that maycee barber has pulled out of her fight against rose.ill let you know any updates as I get them
>>142065356lmao, damn.. did his wife gaslight him or something? i mean chandler is pretty low IQ if we're going by his fighting style.
>>142065441We already know that bro
If a woman cant appreciate Chandler heart were all doomed
>Didn't got his own children >Didn't got his money fightChandlerbros.......
>>142065540frick
Periredit vs Jirichan
>>142065604Is this some sort of false flag to say reddit is better?
Cody needs to keep his flying on a string she be talkin dat crazy talk
>>142065672Shit stoppage Jiri was about to get him in a triangle before that bong wanker blew it
>>142065699his what?
>>142065741oof autocorrected Fling
>>142065783oh yeah you need to keep your dog on a string, how bout that one!
>>142065883damn b you went there
>Maycee Barber will be replaced by Amanda RIbas so we get Namajunas/RIbas II>Jiri will come up with 3-8 more retarded preliminary excuses for his fast approaching loss>Garry is out after injuring his shoulder carrying his wife's son>MVP will be facing Joe Pyfer at middleweight
so can anyone just pop on a name now and pretend they have insider info?
>>142066008Post the card I don't even know who is fighting besides Jiri and Ortega
where dat nigga Khalil at?
>>142045128Anyone else feel like the latest countdown episode felt rushed?
bo nigal
>>142066072Did they speed up the counting down?
bo "jangles" nickal
why didnt gooby simply cheat with toe tape like jon jone?
Is jiri getting custom shorts?
kek pereira's beef with smiff is jokes
strickbeast is rightand also short notice ikram isnt a good win
>>142066450No they decided it's not worth it since he's going to lose.
>>142066491What a heckin psycho, this man truly gives no fricks about anything!
>>142066491a split decision over costa is a bad win
>>142066487it wont be a joke once SMIFF is across that octagon staring down that bitch nigga
>>142066492But he is going to winBJP!
trickland will cry on a podcast again nce Rob fights the winner of DDP Izzy
>>142066491wait for what? a shot at the belt? I thought he didnt care about the belt or money...????!!!
>>142066665off by one
>>142066491quack quack Sean boy
but sean is actually right this time dricus gaped whittaker already
>>142066827and he beat sean as well so they should fight for #1 contender
Darren till just needs one good win and he's right back in the title picture
Jon Jones will soon be able to accelerate to 0 to 60 mph in 2.6 seconds. Personally I am a big fan of this
>>142066861that was a draw
>>142066925>in hetrospecht he retired after losing to the future champ. imagine if he kept going and they met at the top for a rematch
>>142045381NOBODY'S GOT AIDS. I DONT WANNA HEAR THAT WORD IN HERE AGAIN
>>142066574>>142066575>>142066596>>142066665>>142066702>>142066787>>142066861look at these dirty fucking canadian liberals acting like sean didnt get robbed in their gay countrydisgusting
>>142067013Sean got ass raped by his father and ddp
>>142067013its the same judges as american cards you dumb fuck
>>142066665He cares about money, belt = more money
i'm glad sean lost. buddy lost the story by crying like a bitch after a joke when he makes fun of everyone.
>>142067080ah fair enough
>>142067013>raped in America>robbed in CanadaSeanbros...
It takes true strength to cry
if aspinall and jones fought aspinall would just collapse and hold his knee again
>>142066574it was a clear and obvious victory that should have been a UD. The split was down to, at best, a judging error. At worst it was corruption. But most likely it was ineptitude/incompetence. And if you had watched that fight, you would know that.
aspinall be like
>>142067176>tfw $10k/$10k 3 fight contract
>>142067176can someone photoshop the hat to "please be patient with me i have autism"
>>142067236Anatoly Malykhin had Canada’s best heavyweight literally crawling out of the ring to try and escape
Heeminder Pereira vs Prochazka 2 was discussed for Perth, with Dricus vs pissy co-maining to set up the double champ fight at LHW
>>1420672850 heavyweight scots.... ever
>>142067398what.
>>>/gif/27447729Idk format for cross bord links>>/gif/27447729
>>142066491>i won't fight whittaker, i'll fight the bum that LOST to whittaker!scared duck faggot
>>142067435UFC’s weight limit is only 265lbs
Eating an homemade creme brulee right now
>>142067538ok but there are other organization, I mean KSW has Pudzinowski knocking professional fighters out why cant crapland get a fight league for these fat pigs?
>>142067176is Cantender series worth watching?
>>142067665There was a heavyweight Scot in PFLellator the other week and he fought very based
>>142067691yeah its sick especially during browsing heemheres a typical dwcs backstory
>>142067722you don't even know his name you better not be brown
If Dricus wins, they're giving the next title shot to RobStrickland is being pissy and difficult, he's refusing to fight Whittaker now. Only way he gets his shot is if Izzy wins, because Izzy's plan is Dricus, Strickland, Khamzat, retirement
>>142067853Izzy is going to 50-43 Dricus
>>142066940i live in albuquerquethis is not good
>>142067953If the fight goes to decision Dricus probably gets itIsrael goes away the longer a fight goes while Dricus' best trait is how he builds on himself over the course of a fight. Israel needs fo catch him early to win
Maycee Braptinibros.....we won't get to see our girl brapsplode all over Thud Rose.....
Gane
why are white people like this?
>>142068158Why can't your people win a Stanley cup
>>142068118It really is uncanny how nafri irish can look at times
>>142068189jews
Heem posting is like a stockmarket. It goes up and down: it fluctuates.
pereira by decision. lock it in
You never know who's going to be up or down. It fluctuates...so fast-it-it fluctuates. It's like I said; it fluctuates.
>>142068469>jiri making it five rounds
Intelscot here, the new main event for UFC Denver July 13 will be Rose Namajunas vs Tracy CortezJared Cannonier vs Kevin Holland is targeted to be the co-main event, Holland has signed.
eh eh eh eh are you intoxicated /eem/
>>142068531in the new anti heem gloves anything is possible
>>142068650yeah you're right they made Whitaker heem with his hands no less didn't even need that little 1-2 headkick combo he does
>>142066491>the world knows I beat Dricus>Whittaker lost to Izzy the second time but it doesn't count for him>I beat his sloppy seconds, while in the meantime he took and won another fightc'mon now
Strickland said he didn't care about the belt too
also, why is everyone pulling out in this period? what is going on, did they get wind of a new testing agency coming in?
Strickbeast himself knew dricbeast won, he was flailing his arms like a madman at the end of the fight searching for a heem that would never come
>>142068734Bobby got bodied by DDP. Strickland lost an extremely close decision. Bobby lost to Izzy. Strickland won. Bobby beat Costa. Strickland beat Costa. I'm no big Strickland fan, but he doesn't need to fight Whittaker for his title rematch. He can just wait, and deservedly so.
>>142068859Whittaker won the second way clearer than Sean against Dricus, everyone and their mothers knew it and you didn't hear Rob bitch about it after beating Vettori right after, Costa beaten right after being beaten isn't as valuablethey are literally even, in all fairness they should fight each other only if Dricus wins
>>142066072Yeah, didn't watch it though.
Sean is not a real one
>>142068837the athletes no longer care about this sport, the promotors no longer care about this sport, the fans no longer care about this sport. grim era for mma
>>142068993fair. Izzy is about to have a title fight after a loss in a title fight (after a W, after... a loss in a title fight) so it's hardly fair when it comes to him.
>>142068105shes going to brapsplode her way to the belt though
>>142066491I'm genuinely surprised that he doesn't get it. He should, considering he also got a title shot after finishing a Dagi can. Robert Whittaker is AUSTRALIAN, the middleweight title fight in August is taking place in AUSTRALIA, and Whittaker already said he'd be the backup fighter. First round KO in a main event (in front of a crowd, no less), plus being the backup for a title fight equals title shot. It's not as if Strickland is injured from the Costa fight, and he's going to be waiting until the end of the year at the earliest to fight the winner of DDP vs Jizzy anyway, so why would you not want to just face Whittaker and secure your spot? Based on his own tweet, that should be an easy fight for him.
>>142068859Honestly I'm not a fan of quick rematches, if somebody loses the belt they should win a couple of fights before they get another crack, otherwise you get a situation of endless rematches or the same guys fighting for the belt over and over again.Like Garth and Dustin had no doubt earned their shot at Khabib, but it's more debateable if they were the right guys to face Charles and then Islam.Matching up Rob and Strickland eliminates one of them, letting time for the new generation (Immavov, Allen, Fluffy, Demolidor, Caio) to make their way.Also Strickland vs Rob is the last matchup we haven't seen of this generation of middleweight yet, so might as well have it now.
>>142069223oh yeah all bets are off when it comes to that faggot, in an ideal world he should've fought 2 between Cannonier/Imavov/Khamzat before getting back to the title after losing it fucking twice in an year>>142069269he'll have to wait for at least march next year with this act he's putting on, because the winner of the titlefight will be getting Whittaker
pissy is getting a title shot off a loss and a bad one at that, why are we even having this discussion
>>142069379you know what, these are excellent points. You've convinced me. I was wrong, Strickland vs Bobby is the fight I now want to see.
>>142060841Kino
>>142064524bullshido
>>142069379>it's more debateable if they were the right guys to face Charles and then Islam.Dustin's last two titlefights were gifted hard, he flushed Dookie and that was good but the 2 Gooby fights were meaningless moneygrabs, they were going with him getting the titleshot anyway since he was the #1 contender after Khabib left, and just beating Saint Denis after getting slept was obvious bullshitGarth against Oliveira was gifted as badly as with Dustin St Denis, he earned it back only to get killed by Maxthey fucked everything up in that division when they kept Dariush away from Islam anyway possible when he was on a streak, had to fight Gamrot and then fucking Charles and, to add insult to injury, they were already scheduled to fight each other to begin with, but of course, gotta protect the project, gotta get that saudi cash
>>142069485They're going to start calling him the 3x champ if he wins to hype him up
I am realer than most. Respectfully.
I, for my part, am mostly illusory.
Alex pereira's left fist going through tom asspinal's soft malleable skull like a wrecking ball.
>>142070354you have zero reason to dislike tom and you know full well he beats pereira with ease
>>142068837There's always been a similar number of pullouts on an annual basis. We had very few the first 6 months of the year and it's happening left and right now
The last thing Strickcuck sees:
pereireddit and jirieddit are just placeholders
>>142070431Tom would be a -400 favorite against Pereira. Nightmare matchup for Alex
>>142071203>-400at least
>>142069379>Immavov, Allen, Fluffy, Demolidor, Caionone of these guys will ever fight for a title
Stickland loses his aura when he fights fr
>submission radio is kill>no
>>142071268this is middleweight, Poolo Costurd, JarHead Cannonier and Malvin Shittory all fought for the title.
>>142071387All of those guys would lose to Costa, Qanon, and Vettori. That's why middleweight is so fuckin bad, the 6-15 guys are worse than any other division including LHW
Jiri heems shartkalaevPereira probably does too but only after getting crotchsniffed for 3-4 rounds
>>142071381no kizzy? pretty sad they gave my boy dardoosh a lot of air time
What is the reaction time of good MMA reflexes? After your opponent starts a movement, how much time do you have to react before his fist crosses the distance between you and connects?
https://www.reddit.com/r/PublicFreakout/comments/1dom0jt/ufc_fighter_sean_stricklandgrey_and_his_brother/uhh,, whats the boy cutoff for sean?? diudnt know he was b-b-b-BASED!
>>142071587would be curious to see if reactions are better for a MMA fighter, boxer, baseball player, soccer goalie, tennis player, etc
>>142071587breh
>>142071587it's more about habits and anticipation than reaction timingsure having above average reaction timing helps quit a bit but it's really about the habits and adjustements you build throughout training camp and your career, you have to understand that fighters get inside semi-drunken from the adrenaline or from being scared
anyone got picks for 303? there's one burger and a couple euros who post picks sometimes on /bet/ but not many ufc anons compared to the cascade of soccer picks
>>142071587predicting your opponents moves is the best reaction time
>>142071861>you have to understand that fighters get inside semi-drunken from the adrenalinethats what people refer to as the "zone" where time perception is slowed down and you can see everything much clearer
>>142071425Cannonier just lost to Immavov
>>142071874No fights on 303 worth betting on since most of them are pretty close fights where either guy could win. Smiff is a guaranteed win over Dolidze though
>>142070354Pereira leg kick would shatter his sugar knees.
Who wins between 2007 mirko cro cop vs 2009 Brock Lesnar
>>142070431Why do bongs seethe so much at others not liking tom?
Guess what? NIGGER
>>142071587Under 200 milliseconds is actually pretty good, however online test require you to only click, moving your body in that time frame is much more difficult.Try using webms and with a edition program cut one move that is under 200miliseconds and try to dodge it.You can also record yourself reacting to a buzzer and check on a program how long it takes you to react.
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>>142068192Irish people look like monkes
>>142072296Answer me
>>142072765i don't know who either of those people are lol
>>142072765No.
>>142072198Alex by KO is free money, people have completely memory holed Jiri vs Rakic
>>142068993>Costa beaten right after being beaten isn't as valuableSean basically had nothing to gain from that fight but took it anyway with a less than full camp. UFC appreciates this kind of shit.
>>142072896Jiri by decision with 14 minutes of control time
>>142072765 Brock is a wrestler on steroids, its pretty obvious who would win
>>142072945He had a takedown and a full mount in the first fight and couldn't do a thing with it
Regarding jiri comments about Pereira using help of evil spirits, in japanese mythology the tengu is an evil spirit an expert in martial arts, aside from his long nose some of his most recognizable features are a red face and green head ornaments.Can't blame jiri for shitting himself.
>>142071587
>>142072945No one has been able to hold alex down for more than a round, they always gas themselves out trying to keep him down, people say he going to get smashed on the ground every fight and it never happens
>>142072896Yeah Alex will most likely win but Jiri always has it in him to pull off a heem
Remember that one time Mike Tyson molested hasbulla live on his podcast and the brazzas just acted like it was normal
>>142073212He was just doing the brazza initiation program by diddling hasbullah
>>142073212iz normal brazza
>>142071008His mouth is disgusting
>>142066491Sean lost to Dricus pretty convincingly. Whittaker is a nightmare matchup for him and Whittaker deserves the title shot more than he does anyway. Sean should start fighting with a more entertaining style that allows him to beat people more convincingly and then maybe he can fight for the belt again.
>>142071008He should fight jan.
>>142073212yeah because the retard socked him in the mouth his mind protected himself from killing the kid by cuddling it instead
>>142070888>heemed by a dickus du pussy jabyeah idk about that one chief
>>142073430>Sean lost to Dricus pretty convincinglythis is cope
>>142071874bet Pereira by KO. also ian garry by KO
>>142071008this dude looks like the jewish santa claus but instead of giving kids presents he just rapes them
>>142073558That's just Santa Claus in the Strickland house.
Got dominated in jiu jitsu
>>142073503Was a close fight but Dricus pretty clearly won three rounds.
Reminder, reddit rob was never the real champ
>>142070354Reddit Pereira's fat stone cock cleaving into Tommy Asspickle's tight taut rectum
Make the next one Bo themed
bo ni
creative thread in the chamber so to speak if you catch my drift
bone igger
>>142073741
>>142073764is that dan hooker
>>142073764this guy eats watermelon outside in
Sean Strickland beat Dricus Du Plessis, here’s why:>I wanted him to win.
dricus is smart says Jack Slack and he studies his oppoonents
>>142073842
if a mma youtuber calls you smart youre smart, simple as
Just fought Poatan Pereira, AMA
>>142073902Did you win
>>142073863Jack Slack isnt just an "MMA Youtuber" he's legit one of the great minds in the MMA space.
>>142073902how does his long veiny hard as stone weiner feel?
>>142073923u tell me, i posted a selfie
>>142073954Well whether you won or not depends on the condition of the other guy. Like yeah your arm is in a sling but if you put him in a casket you're the winner still b
heem spammy
>>142073558are you referring to krampus lol
im the boss here, shut up
