EURO 2024 GROUP B>Saturday 15th June21:00 Italy 2 - 1 Albania>Thursday 20th June21:00 Spain 1 - 0 Italy>Monday 24th June21:00 Croatia 1-1Italy>Saturday 29th June18:00 Switzerland ?-? ItalyReminder to keep it comfy, take your meds, brace for a disappointing /mercato/, eat pusy 3 times a day, drink your delusionfuel and flirt with the cute cashier
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Warra goal vlahoshitter
Can’t wait for Dusan Vlahovic to get exposed with “a real manager” next year. Also McKennie is better than any midfield currently at Juve, keep doubting him to your own detriment
we can at least watch totti's goals for italia
Duccio I forgot to post it but I have it :3Gouache and ink, impressionist brushstrokes, far away view of a Marmot (tall, blue Italian Adidas national team soccer jersey, blue shorts, shoes, determined smile, athletic, draped in Chinese flag) in the stands of a soccer game, cheering, raising his fists in cheer, blue sky, summer vibes, Ghibli
>>142058313Based and rememberpilled
>>142058293>McKennie is better than any midfield currently at JuveHe played the best season of his life and still wasn't close to that
>>142058293t. John McKennie
What DNA is this?
Reminder that zaccagni's goal was useless
>>142058185>>142058313SEXO
Man I actually slept through the matches by accident kek, I don’t even want to know what Southgate was cooking but I reckon the average poster here could coach a goal vs Slovenia
>>142058293A real manager such as
England (0.65) 0-0 (0.15) Slovenia
Vincenzo Italiano
>70m for Vlahomeme
Ranking of third-placed nations:- Netherlands and Slovenia secured Round of 16 as the best third-placed nations.- Croatia eliminated from EURO 2024 as one of the two worst third-placed nations.
>>142058635To be honest, our first half was absolute dross. But at least we still managed to score 2 goals and a couple of good chances against a well-organised Austrian team. A lot of other teams wouldn't have been able to do that.Call it cope if you want, but the defensive quality is there (see the France game). Just need to combine it now against whoever we end up facing
>>142058789I'm going to channel my maximum owling strength so that we can have a Netherlands - Italy quarterfinal
>>142058827Oy vey, it's anudda week of having to andire feyenoord-roma-esque banter
Imagine being DutchImagine being EnglishTwo smug faggot races who always get humiliated
>>142058874You can fix this by going to the stadium and lighting yourself up
>>142058928Light my dick up
>>142058958Most action it will ever get lmao
Biggest disappointment so far? Czech Republic for me
>>142059136Hungary might yet qualify, but I really expected much more from them what they showed in the qualifiers
>>142058990>getting my d sucked by your dutch whore mom is the most action I'll getwowdamnWant me to pay her with a Tikkie?
>>142059136why? They're beating Turkey
Kept so many avenues alive from the moment he came on. Whereas Mitro was done from the 50th minute onward.If we get a half-decent coach, you'll see the value he can add. Just don't ask him to do stuff you want from a 10 or at least a cultured forward. Just let him be that 9.
>>142058313holy shit shut the fuck up. I swear furfags are the most annoyingly dedicated spammers but never have any sort of genuine contribution to justify it. nobody cares about your prompting of shitty ai slop, it’s not a talent
Marmotposting has literally 0 to do with furfaggotry
I pray for Germany/Italy finals like the 2006 semis
Who shat on the Yorkshire laziale's slippers?
>>142059353or does it?
I am going to prommmmmmmtttt-The ai prompter
>>142059354Help us achieve that
Fiorentina have opened talks for Moise Kean as he’s among top targets for new striker.Kean, keen on the move to Fiorentina and talks to follow in order to agree on terms with JuventusHe’s currently not part of the Khephren Thuram deal with OGC Nice.
>>142059518'tioned
>One thing is certain, either it will be Greenwood or Samardizic, let's forget that Lazio can get both players
>>142059370that wasn't me there's another eng flag
Mo ise kean
>>142059570I'm sorry for attacking you then ;_;
>>142059568apparently the zingaro isn't convinced about joining lazio atm
2006 world cup ruined shitaly once and for all
>>142059602>for Pozzo cannot be less than 20 million plus bonuses to reach 25 million. There is distance with Lazio's offer that comes to 15 million euros. It is not an easy deal, the only good thing is that Udinese has every intention of selling him by virtue of what happened last year.
>upamecano caused the penCementing his place on La Liste
>Teams that have looked promising during group stage1. Spain2. Switzerland3. Austria=. Germany5. Netherlands=. France7. England8. Italy9. Slovenia10. Portugal
nihao
>>142059643*calciopoli
>>142059518Never said a bad word about FiGOATrentina in my life
>>142059570The mental image of some lurker thinking Marmottaposting is just some guy spamming his fursona over and over is sending me
>Bologna have asked for €50M to sell Calafiori.I love the player and everything, but this is a sfinter-tier request
>Milan wants Lukakut.Gianlukaku Di Marzio
>>142061295It'll end up being 25-30m + some player (s if they're from NG) desu, he'd probably end up leaving next season or so anyway and I doubt they'll want to gamble on that priceThough they really do not need to sell
>>142061350>It'll end up being 25-30m + some playerI strongly hope so, even more knowing that he clearly wants Jj since >we have Motta
>>142061295Bologna owes like 40% of the sell-on fee to Basilea. Of course they want as much money as possible.
Redmane Fregna
Miquella Di Gregorio
>>14206129540m+Miretti take it or leave it
>>142061887Miretti + 30mil and bonuses, last offer or I send the coordinates of Bologna's president's house to zingari on Telegram
*leaves*
>>142058632Iraniano Masterclass
*comes back with Nicolussi and 20 U13 players*
Just woke up from my ketaminestupour with a business idea:Juventus buys NAC Breda and puts Edgar Davids in charge to farm more youth players to give to BolognaLet me know in the chat what you think
LuKEKu to milan
>>142063468Imagine the petitions
Those stripped of the contract renewal shall all meet Giuntoli, In the embrace of Juventus's DNA.
Skull
>inter selling pinamonti for 20 mill: cooking books>/r/uve doing player swap deals involving random primavera shitters they value at 20 mill: legit business
>>142065871It's the same people who value the lives of those who died in Heysel on the same level as thenhuman ones when we know they wer eqorth less than a pig one
Cristiano, The Director of Fate:In the ancient city of Yharnam, there lies a grand, hidden chamber known only to the most elite scholars and strategists. Within this chamber, surrounded by tomes of forgotten knowledge and scrolls of intricate designs, resides Cristiano, The Director of Fate.Cristiano was once a renowned scholar, celebrated for his unparalleled intellect and strategic brilliance. His mind was a labyrinth of plans and contingencies, capable of foreseeing the myriad paths of the future. It was said that no negotiation or battle could proceed without his subtle influence guiding the outcome.However, such power came at a price. The more he manipulated the threads of destiny, the more he became entwined in them. The arcane knowledge he sought began to consume him, transforming his very essence into something otherworldly. His once-human form became a vessel of eldritch power, and his chamber, a sanctum of dark and ancient wisdom.Now, as The Director of Fate, Cristiano guards his domain with relentless vigilance. He is a master of both illusion and reality, summoning spectral apparitions of players who rejected contracts and casting powerful enchantments to confound and overwhelm those who dare challenge him with low-ball offers. His strategies are etched in arcane scripts, each stroke of the quill a calculated move in the cosmic game of fate.Many hunters have sought to confront Cristiano, hoping to break free from his manipulative grasp. Yet, none have succeeded, for he is a being of profound intellect and supernatural might. To face him is to face the embodiment of strategy itself, where every action and reaction is part of an intricate web of destiny.The legends whisper that to defeat Cristiano, one must not only possess strength and courage but also a mind as sharp and cunning as his own. Only then can the chains of fate be shattered, and the secrets of The Director unveiled.
>>142066086I wept
>>142065871>Italian teams are poor as fuckBeen like that since a long time
>>142066218234 of them are going into Europe next season though
>>142066241Inspiring success story
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Good morning>Leao>Pulisic>Chuku>Jovic>Zirkzee>Depay>LukakuWhat is milan cooking?
Warra gollonzo alexus sanchuz
>>142058531CALCIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
And mo I cook up a Big Rafa's Deluxe with Ghost pepper and cheese for this exam
>Copa Amerdica
>>142076389Warra legal goal lauti
Well, what can you do
>>142076389Where are the lines for Bonucci's goal against England? Can anyone post them or did the jews get rid of them already?
>duccialmao>cuckrbiaKEK this is the effect our resident larpers have on teams
>>142076682Reminder they are also furries and genuinely believe Shitaly deserved the Euro 2020 despite the massive refball by their favorite defenders Leonardo Bonushit and Giorgio Shitiellini
Quite liquid in the uni bathroom
>>142076701Bvlleonardo GODnucci doe
>>142076682>KEK this is the effect our resident larpers have on teamsI've been saying we aren't getting out of the group eve before the euro started.
>>142076763Don't mind the schizo but yeah you're not a larper serbro. It's various gobboloidi who glued themselves to Serbia.
>>142076841I unironically believe that Russia vs Ukraine and west is a battle between good and evil in its truest form
>>142076904The good being the west and the evil being Russia, yes.
>>142076841meds, now
>>142076902>calls me a schizo>doesn't explain why gobboloidi stuck to SerbiaGo ahead, go and tell me why they did that then if my fucking post (100% true) is too schizo for a poorfag like you
09:55
>>142076904or simply europeans once again have to defend themselves from a horde of mongols
>>142076970this kek
>>142076971If you ignore history and count modern times with events from sole last two years, yes.Anyway ngl I rate Vlahovic a lot less after this euro.
>>142076971Just call them poorfags, it's the modern way of spelling orcs and mongols and that triggers them more.
Factos.
>>142076996only on who got something done against the smelly danes. serbias constant underperformance is such a mystery. coach was absolute shit thats for sure.
factory calling soon fras.
>>142076904>Russia>goodAnon don't let your country's propaganda cloud your reason, they are killing your Slavic brothers while they bow to the muslims
>>142077148>propagandalel I don't watch serb news at all
>>142077105china did nothing for the chinese traiteur who closed last year
>>142077148>while they bow to the muslimsthe west bows to the jews, I'd much prefer china and the muslims to fucking jews
Wtf is this thing
even sergeja looked like rincon with the nt. there must be a reason linked to their group mentality, look at how tadic spoke after the england game. as for the war, personally i simply am with whichever side will let me freely think and say that importing half africa and half middle east into europe is not necessary and advantage to the continent, its culture and its genetics.
>>142077189And why does it have one faith one passion written in nipglyphs
>>142077198
>>142077194Then you want Russia to win over the commies.
What kind of mental illness brings a shitalian to care that much about a bunch of overrated gypsies and their miserable performances in the euros
>>142077245zingari are always the good guys in footy
>>142077245why do you care? aren't you german? why don't you watch the Bundesliga?
imagine the smell
I watch all the euro game just to better understand the cronache di spogliatoio kino at night
>>142077297based
>>142077297This but also watching the cronache kino is the antipasto to the Switch kino
>>142058185if(IF) we can beat Switzerland then we'll go straight to the final, where we'll proceed to lose 4-2 against Spain
It's Rutte-time
Talking about rutti, I think I'll vomit around lunch time
Italian CB Andrea Natali, new Bayer Leverkusen player — official and confirmed.2008 born centre back decides to leave Barcelona and join Bayer.
>Spy-story at EURO2024? Switzerland match-analysts' PCs stolen. The Swiss national team will face Italy in the round of 16
>>142077607pov: it was alboswiss' pc
>>142077607oh nononono
>>142077607Marotta will end up like assange/snowden
yolanthe tummy? underrated
>Fiocretina would pay up to 15m for Moise Kean>the final fee could be slightly lower if the whole deal is agreed before the 30th of Junet.Alfredo Peviollà
Just dropped a bigger ghostata than Rafa 2nite at this exam
G’day /seriea/
Silvio BerlusKony 2012
I can understand a zingaro wishing for Russia to win against the West but why would an Italian or any other western citizen want that?
mindbroken kek
>>142078709Poorfag.
>>142078604I've explained this before but whatever.I'm not a russophile, I don't consider them to be our "brother nation", I'm not a practicing orthodox christian, or anything like that. It's easy to assume so because there is a small group of people here who do firmly believe those things. Russians cried on air yesterday because we sold shells to the west, they forget that they sold weapons to Croats in the 90s during the war and that they were the first to acknowledge independence of post-Yugo states.When I say that its a battle of good and evil, I speak from a completely unbiased point of view of Russia. NATO have expanded their borders despite agreeing not to, they have armed, trained and endorsed Ukrainian killing of Russian-speaking civilians in lugansk/donetsk and they literally staged a coup in Ukraine. Ukrainians literally burned Russians alive in Odessa in 2014. Add jews into the mix, add american military complex into the mix. Look up things like Alley of Angels that western services keep deleting from wikipedia.Russia is a corrupt shithole but there are bigger things at play here and they are opposing true evil.
Quel papyrus
>>142078830you should clean the russian cum of your face before writing this shit
>>142078889Next summer when NATO needs boots on the ground I hope you'll be just as opinionated.
>>142078830dont bother serbro
Calcio?
>>142078917>Next summer when NATO needs boots on the grounddamn i fucking hope so, so we get to kill all your cum smugglers
>>142078917Just two more weeks bro
>>142077205Shinji wouldn't like football
also take your meds zingaraccio
>>142078970let the faggot team have the faggot protag
>>142078037Kek apparently it's Palladino who's explicitly asked for Kean, based inside agent
>>142078962I don't care how long it takes, re-read my post.
>>142079063The papirozzo? No thanks
>>142078970he is just like me
>>142078037I love Fiocretina so much
Thoughts on raviolioliolo?
>>142078830>I'm not russophileget the fuck out of this general you fucking gipsy with your political bullshit
tori
>>142078830Is Georgia/Chechenya NATOs fault too?Also do you really think that Russia is a jew-free 'state'?
>>142079299Good jews and bad jews doe
thread reminder to shave your balls clean
>>142077607New photos of the disguise used be the thief have surfaced
Campi Flegrei earthquake, only 9 participants in the Pozzuoli evacuation simulation. 200 citizens were booked. Mayor Luigi Manzoni's disappointment: 'We had given ample notice'. Only 28 people took part in Naples
>>142079278>anon2004Bvfalone
Guess who? Here's a clue: He's from *frenchflagemoji*
>>142077607Albanian invasion plans on europe about to drop
>>142079432Matuidibros, we're so fucking back
>>142079361No point trying to escape the will of God
https://www.instagram.com/reel/C8pQx3ToG1U/
My nonna always told me that rain was God's piss, so I wonder if earthquakes are like his farts
>>142079501What about ball lighting
>>142079501Earthquakes are his tummy grumbles, God is a women and therefore doesn't fart
>>142079533Is God a hag then?
2/3 spots occupied by fikette on the 4-spot thing on the train, good score
>God is a womenporn-addict statement
>>142079533You clearly never have been to Pozzuoli if you think she doesn't fart
>>142077607spalletti-sama ...I kneel
>>142079526Zeus' testicles
https://x.com/RicSarrinho/status/1805876252785435036
>>142079487> pyppalai still love/accept you beans. also pyppla himself liked the post after like 16 seconds without even being tagged kek
>>142079361scuole chiuse a napoli.exe
>>142079299>Also do you really think that Russia is a jew-free 'state'?Not at all
>>142079565Why would I go south of the Po river?
>>142079810to fuck hairy sicilian women
>>142079618Gli Avtogol mog 44cucks
>>142079822Hairy French women doe, and despite their last names indicating something Bari-related you don't need to travel that far south to find them
>>142078830Playing devil’s advocate.. the reason those post-Soviet countries aligned themselves with the Judeo-American empire was their deep held animosity to Russia. Bolan, the butthurt Baltics, Romania, Czechoslovakia all resented Communist control from Moscow and looked West at the shiny, fresh and prosperous EU/NATO/Democratic countries and wanted a piece of it.I’m no expert but having been to Poland recently and being shocked at how modern and well run it is (I can hold my hand up and say they have better infrastructure than most of the UK outside London from what I’ve seen anyway) they’ve got huge benefits from aligning with the West and pulling away from Moscow.
>>142079912I'd rather have a communist controlled nation than a jewish influenced one
The grass is always greener: the post
>Rizzochuds in my /seriea/ded generalded sborrt
>>142079972ah yes eating pizza while euro -2 cars pass by, lovely smell for sure
and burnt pizza by the looks of it
Ehhhhhhhhh but muh vera pizza napolecana
>>142079998The italian special: Burnt at the sides and raw in the middle :)>>142080019Pizza romana>>>>>
Elia Bombardelli vs Salvo Romeo, who's the best?
First calafiori fanfiction on wattpad just came out (bvll who wrote that)
>>142080133Salvo Romeo wasnt a thing when I used to watch Elia Bombardelli
just heard the news about Serbia not making it out of the groups damn that sucks, huh
>>142080144Link it
>>142080135Seriously, don't they have like any other photo of him? Why is it always the same two? Btw same goes for Massimo Bossetti, have anyone ever seen him except for the two pictures with the dog and him wearing his glasses on his head?
Your future European champions
>>142076389the chilean menace must be extinguish, even the refs agree with this
>>142079972>Yea so as I was saying, Morten Frendrup is in the 96th percentile of dribblers tackled and the 87th percentile for progressive passes. Whoever buys him is getting a real bargain, a box-to-box bloodhound capable of functioning as a destroyer in a midfield three or the glue holding a box midfielder together
5 subs instead of 3 ruined soccer
>Kean to Fiorentina is almost a done deal, La Viola will pay around 12m for the playerMORATAGODS WE ARE SO FUCKING BACK
>>142079972riomma fans you know what to do
Hello bruvs, italo#whatever here.Considering Spallucce is NOT getting sacked have you decided on what vtuber you want me to draw?I just wanna get this done and over with.
leggy blondes
>>142080491This lovely Italian hag
>>142080441Commisso gobbo 4 lyfe
honest question, why do you guys watch vtubers?
>>142080441I smell a cumback from Kean, will probably get it for my fantacomfy team
>>142080557Pedophilia
>>142080557Because duccio hates it, meaning that it must be good to some degree
>>142080596I asked this question to the anons that watch vtubers. Your reply makes me think that you watch them and that's your reason.
why does anyone watch streamers who play singleplayer gamesit's like watching someone watch a movie
New Leao The Diver update is up, mostly bugfixes
>>142080626It's the reason why anyone that watches them does. You don't have to personally watch them to know that just like you don't have to be a trained chef to know when your food is burnt
Wait until duccio discovers what moe anime is
>>142078830he's rightbut i couldn't care less, nukes when?
>>142080531No idea who this is
>>142079063you can redo the noose to properly kys this time
>>142079351no, W la foresta
>>142080740Raora
>>142080416this
Mino Raora
>>142080791based
>Newcastle want Gatti: the idea is to offer 25-30 million. Juve would think about those figures
>>142080974>30mil for GattiI genuinely cannot believe this, crazy as hell. That would also pretty much fund a good portion of the Calafiori deal
>>142080974Chiné is gonna FREAK
>>142080441>12m for expiring 0-goals-negrulmao moggikings we are so fucking /back/my delusion mercato: greenwood (chiesa's 30m), cdk (soule's 30m), vlahovic, yildiz, milik (adzic from u23 when milik will be injured)
>>142081015Why the fuck would you want Greenwood? It's a PR disaster no matter how crazily good he is>cdk WHY>milik How about bringing Morata back instead
>>142081044>morata to replace milik, i agree>cdki always liked him >we need an advanced "playmaker">greenwood instant scudetto for Jj, really dont care about the rest
>>142081125From what I've seen of him at Liverpool, he really isn't that good
>>142081137That's because that German 'minio of Klopp tried to turn him into some centre-forward/false-9 Firmino clone whereas he needs to play on the left
>>142080974SELL SELL SELL SELL
>>142081210Imagine actually getting 60mil from the sales of Huijsen and Gatti
>>142081093>8 goals in the siesta league >instant scudetto
>>142081247I'd honestly prefer keeping Soulè over buying him, and the management seems to not want him at all anyway
>>142081247Yeah but he beats women so he's based mkay
>>142081259experience that will come in handy when facing the Milan teams, what more could you ask for
>>142081257Giuntoli liked him but United asked way too much for him, €50m was the starting price and even negotiated down it’s a scam>>142081259Tbh even someone who didn’t care what he did should realize it’s a pr disaster for the club and its image. It would do more harm than good in the long term
Where is Dominic Berardo going???
>>142081374Pretty sure he'd flop anyway, at Getafe he was only good because the rest of the team fucking sucked
>>142081247pointless. with man utd he scored like 1 goal per game.
>>142081374Yeah but the average football fan is a dude who beats up his wife and children daily, what makes you think he cares or actually even knows what PR even is
>>142081385He will be used as bio fuel
>>142081385Persepolis FC
>>142081385would be a good pipe replacement
If Jun-To-Li manages to offload Arthur and The Sciglio, the marketing managers should put his surname on Juve shirts for the whole season
>>142081450Considering that Fanatics is going to take care of the shirts this season, his name will fall of after 15 mins of wearing it
Mo poorfags (jewventus' main audience) care that greenwood beat his girlfriend
Warra the sponsors want to see their names on and around a wifebeater/pseudorapist
>>142081488Yeah but the merd student doesn't care so the sponsors shouldn't either. He has a very high IQ (mensa certified) after all
>>142081395He’s talented but nothing generational or special at least >>142081413lel, well the club has been going hard on making itself a “global brand”(tm) to attract new fans and investors, so someone in jj’s upper management should care at least. same club that got danilo on an anti-racism podcast within a day because he said something mildly controversial when lukaku got booked for provoking the crowd after he heard racist chants
Mo I use warra correctly-dutchomination
>>142081420Fun fact: I've watched one of their games live
grim
>Kean to 12m done dealMissourifra I'm just so sorry
I honeztly thought she touched her gnagnetta on Sandrino Bastoni
>>142080795K, I'll get to it once I'm off workbtw don't expect the mona lisa, I only draw to shitpost and trumatise my friends
>>142081580There's a couple of fanfics for Zaniolo toohttps://www.wattpad.com/story/345834395-il-tramonto-pi%C3%B9-bello-%E2%9C%A8-sequel>sequel>it's also 18 chapters long
>tfw /seriea/ finds my Bonfantini x Goldoni fanfics
>>142081629Even better
>>142081649Thought Zaccagnus
>>142081674there aren't a lot of girls with piss fetish sadly
>>142081580There was a thread on here of Ao3 fics of EPL players ages ago (Son, Mount, etc). All I can say is that man truly can’t comprehend the dark and desolate abyss that is the female mind. There were thousands of them on the site too
Gigio fanfiction when
Gigio Hadid
>>142081616
Irene Esposito e Federico Chiesa si conoscono dal 2013.Lei di Napoli trasferitasi a Firenze per il lavoro dei genitori ed in un giorno di scuola incontra Federico. Da subito tra i due scatta qualcosa e dopo un anno di paure,di litigate fatte per gelosie,si mettono insieme.Dopo 6 anni di relazione arriva al mondo la loro prima figlia,Ginevra.Il loro rapporto però dopo un anno dalla nascita della piccola cambia e così prendono la decisione di lasciarsi.Federico va avanti e nel 2020 inizia una relazione con Benedetta Quagli,rimanendo sempre in contatto con Irene solo per la bambina.Irene all'età di 12 anni aveva un sogno che,nel 2019, è diventato realtà: È diventata un attrice e interpreta "Teresa" in mare fuori.Ma cosa succederebbe se Federico si rendesse conto che il suo cuore appartiene ancora ad Irene?Ed Irene cosa farà quando capirà anche lei che il suo cuore è sempre appartenuto a Federico?Andrà tutto bene tra loro?ci sarà qualcuno che metterà i bastoni fra le ruote? oppure delle infatuazioni?
real Un posto al sole hours
>>142081820Harmony book moment
>>142081676Will it be a 10 or 100 euro restaurant menu?
>>142081872caritas
>>142081769Still mogs Spaghetti's 3-5-2 against croatia btw
LOTR could never
>Locatelli
Türkiye will finish 2nd if they avoid defeat to Czechia, and 3rd if they lose to Czechia but Georgia don't defeat Portugal. Czechia will secure R16 if they defeat Türkiye, otherwise eliminated. Georgia will secure R16 if they defeat Portugal, otherwise eliminated.
>Joshua Kimmich could be included in the negotiations between Bayern Munich and Juventus for Federico Chiesa. The German international's contract expires in 2025, and he is not expected to renew with Bayern. >Kompany does not consider him a first choice, and Juventus could enter the negotiations for Chiesa to Bayern with an additional €10 million for the German club. [Sky Germany]Squadrone loading…
>arrogant German primadonnaNo thanks
>>Kompany does not consider him a first choiceI now rate Kimmish
>>142082042Isn't he earning like 10M a season? I rate Kimmich (as a RB doe) but that'd be waaaaaaay too expensive
Grimmich
>>142082077>10M a seasonI think that's what he's asking for and Bayern don't want to give it to him (which is good since he's nto worth that outlay)
>>142058185>aislop>chink flagmamma mia
>Joshua Kimmich has 2 years and €39,000,000 gross salary remaining on his contract with Bayern Munich (1.Bundesliga), expiring on Jun 30, 2025. Joshua Kimmich, who is 28 years old, will earn a gross base salary of €19,500,000 for the 2023-2024 Season, or €375,000 per week, not including bonuses.
>Di Francesco to Venezia is a done deal
>>142082077Yeah he has some obscene wage like most Buyern players, probably won’t happen for that reason
>>142082149Forgot pic
>>142082093
>>142082149>getting another job based on that one CL runRespect the hussle
>>142082163>hobodifrancesco(19).png
>Noslin for 15m seriously, what in the flying fuck
>>142082246They are making me miss Tare
>Phil Foden left the England camp for an urgent family matterDamn sorry for the kid
>>142082313>the state of my fanta
Ucraina (5-3-2): Trubin; Tymchyk, Zabarnyi, Svatok, Matviyenko, Mykolenko; Shaparenko, Brazhko, Sudakov;Yaremchuckm, Dovbyk. CT. RebrovBelgio (4-3-3): Casteels; Vertonghen, Faes, Theate, Castagne; De Bruyne, Onana, Tielemans; Doku, Lukaku, Trossard. CT. ItalianoSLOVACCHIA (4-3-3): Dubravka; Pekarik, Vavro, Skriniar, Hancko; Kucka, Lobotka, Duda; Schranz, Strelec, Haraslin . CT Calzona. ROMANIA (4-3-3): Nita; Ratiu, Dragusin, Burca, Bancu; Razvan Marin, M.Marin, Stanciu; Coman, Dragus, Hagi. CT Iordanescu.
>>142082722I've gone full schizo and predicted 1-2 as the result of every match for this one
Romania international Kingsley Coman
>>142082093fucking hell i suck at life
Kean under PallaKino might become the NT first choice for the Burger WC
TunaOil'd
>>142082825si come portabottiglie
>>142082952Mejus Raspominio
Business idea: Agata Centasso to Anon FC
anon why do you think Arthur C. Clarke was doing in Sri Lanka all that time
>>1420830155>0, but we are indeed comparing solid shit to diarrhea.I put all my hopes in boro fracico #1 and minorenni
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Is Casadei a player to trust for the future of the NT? He was really good at the U20 WC, and apparently solid for Leicester too
>>142083371...mid-month refresh it is, thenThey added Daxter last month :3
>>142083377depends on whether he can escape the chelsea gulag
>>142083371bruh...
>>142083377never rated, face too weird very uncanny valley
>>142083572He does look extremely weird, I'd say that his face is Belotti-level uncanny
Name a bigger meme than making the main center forward take his penalty last
>>142081385will form an epic trident with poopmeiners and greenwood at fenerbahce
>>142083377If you thought Zaniolo was too dumb to make it, Casadei is going to open up whole new avenues of dumbness
>>142083691Subbing your goalkeeper right before the shootout starts (kino if it works doe)
>>142083691È partito Zaza
Wearing their flag? These players must love their country. Not enough to fight for it right enough but ehhhh....
>>1420836913rd placed teams making the next round
>>142083691subbing players on with <10 mins left with the intention of having them take penals
>>142083867t. Voted against their own independance
>>142083927I don't even care at this point. We milk the English taxpayer and get benefits they don't. I pay zeru tituli in tuition fees while the Anglos I know pay 9k of the King's Shillings to study the same course. Don't pay for prescriptions either, the Anglo cuck goes to work to pay for my methadone lol lmfao even
>n-n-n-no we don't live under their boot>t-t-these scraps they throw us actually mean they're living under ours!!!
>>142084020Terrone coded
Missed anthems by 3 minutes :(
>7 channel of ESPN>they have exclusive rights for the euros in the area>they only air one match>it's slovakia - romania
>>142083927no way that happenedthat happened for real? for real for real?
‣ Giuntoli has been in close contact with Basel for weeks over Calafiori's resale percentage right owed by Bologna to them; Juventus director has seemingly already reached an agreement with the Swiss club (youth players sold to Basel, fee to Bologna) to facilitate the defender's transfer to Juventus.‣ The defender wants at all costs to continue his development with Motta and his relations with Bologna remain amicable. There is a high chance that the move will be sealed once the European Championship is over.
>>142084265>>it's slovakia - romania0-0 calciocinema to analyze with your /seriea/frens, what's there not to like?
>>142084265I'm also watching the gypsy off
>>142084296I believe
>>142084317I want to support belgio and his ngubus
Piksibros... it's over...
>>142084445Dalic status? I want all the zingari competitive for WC26
>that Belgio shirt-short comboWhat an eyesore
>>142084503depends on Modrić, if Modrić stays then he stays until 2026I want them both out
>>142084135kek
>>142084553I kinda like it ngl
>>1420833713 faggot games fit for you
A lot of black players in the belgium team
Ynr italia 2010 wc kit
>>142084780That was the ngoppa Confederations.
Belgio so sloppy
>>142084780I didnt really remember
>>142084553Reminds me of this aborto
Zingarus...
SLOVACCHIAGODS
>>142084553>hating based tintinCringe
>switched Duda with someone else as the first goal scorer at the last minute always trust your first gut impression
If Belgio doesn't win the group, the'll end up in the other side of the bracket while we get Slovakia lol
>inb4 schizo
>>142085517
>I captained Lukaku AGAIN>>142082042Even if he recovers form (which i doubt, he is almost as full of himself als Griezmann at this point) he is the wrong player, you basically have to pair him with Locatelli unless Giuntoli manages to buy another midfielder who can hold his position
Hanckobros wtf
>>142085694It's Hanckover...
>>142085673just gotta get in contact with flick’s PED connects and he’ll be sorted
You now remember Sudakov to Jj
>>142086153This, but Witsel to Jj
Sudakov to the frontline
In Glasgow?
>>142086443you're telling me this land is ruled by the English? gotta be fucking with me
>>142086496It's true! And I even saw that they once had a referendum about their indepence, surely a proud people like the Scottish made the right choice then.
>>142086548>they once had a referendum about their indepenceyou're telling me they voted... no?'fuck outta here
>>142085673sooner or later he'll score a brace
> Kid in the ad with a frattesi shirt Woke has gone too far
>>142080441Not money laundering btw
Belgium main problem is that they have zero sovl
>>142086735stop being so mad mad
is romania or slovakia more zingaro
>>142086832Romania are the OG zingaros, Slovaks are good honest non-copper-stealing people
>>142086443I am in this picture.
>point out how a perfectly legit transfer of an expiring contract striker who scored zero goals this season has absolutely zero financial shenanigans behind it>get called mad madRedditu
Mo I play a geoguessr duel
>>142087097Based
The girl with the biggest booba in my high school class was also named Pekarik
>that thunder cracking Kino incoming
Ronald Coman
>>142087346Weatherkino
This isn't a well known fact, but it's true, I did play Geoguessr with the Scoterrone
>>142087666Vroom vroom scooteroni
>#Kean-#Fiorentina: la #Juventus ha aperto alla possibilità di impostare la parte fissa attorno ai 12 milioni, ma vuole anche inserire determinati bonus per alzare le cifre complessive. @ilbianconerocom#Kean - #Fiorentina : #Juventus has opened up the possibility of setting the fixed part at around 12 million, but also wants to insert certain bonuses to raise the overall figures @ilbianconerocom
>Kean - Fiorentina: Juventus has opened up the possibility of setting the fixed part at around 12 million, but also wants to insert certain bonuses to raise the overall figurest. Româo Agresți
>>142085066al al al fuori tempo massimo, guar guarda cosa facciamo Pir PirloGuarda cosa fa hadaba luciditaded buciditaded di vedere rosssi in mezzo all'areapoi poi poooi ci vuole anche la qualità anche poi tocca di sinistrotoccca di sinistro lui inconclude di destro eeehm eeeehm eeeeehm rossi però tutti vanno ad abbracciare Pirlo
>Cacasco
carrasco room temp football iq
>carrascoIs he retarded
>Belgian commentator on Ukraine - Belgium asKevin de Bruyne gets a laser pointer in the face: 'We shouldn't send them too much technology.'Lole
>>142087097>>142087127I lost 3 games
>Juventus, with the sale of Kean to Fiorentina, would realise a capital gain of around 9.7M€.
>>142088082uh oh
>>142088129
Ukraiyve can't do the needful
Warra minutaggio De Kakkolaere
the play over the past 3 days has been absolutely dire, even suicide enducing to some
>>142088265Imagine the final
>>142088265Mo Austria - Nether regions wasn't a hoot
>>142088265this one’s a generational semen slurper
I now remember Senegal - Poland during WC18
>>142088327I was hooting but certainly not hollering
What a bvll Frevler grabbing shitalians by the ass
>>142088465Hot
>>142088465Kek, massive Ciompi revolt in the commentshttps://x.com/sportface2016/status/1805900810968068294?t=Ta-8PlQw_-4G-mr0Gxcc-A&s=19
Reading comments is a feminine trait
>>142088265the brave lions humiliation was the season finale of the European championship, same thing for the world cup and the 2022 final.
>>142088514there is not a single human being alive who thinks we're favourites for this
>>142088750The Italiaboo I podcast with genuinely thinks so
CAM ON HOHOLS
>>142088805>duccio podcastsi'd listen to it but for some reason i believe it would give me erectile dysfunction
>>142088888There's usually one on their women, yes
Hmm yes let's just shoot to the keeper
>>142088888>hoholsupdate me on this slur? i don't go out of /seriea/
Carrasco is basically Bernardeschi but worse
>>142089068It's the Ukraine equivalent of the n-word, it comes from the typical cossack haircut iirc
lmao De Bruyne getting mad at having to play with a team of stupid niggers
alright well footy isn’t scripted at least
>pookraine
>>142088905https://www.instagram.com/p/C7yduzeoody/If Anna Gimbrere cannot convince you, noone can
starting to doubt Dominic Tedesco tbqh
Now go and fight your war you scoundrels
>France-Belgium in ro16:skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull:
R16 tie is set: France vs Belgium Belgium 2nd and will play against France in R16! Romania 1st and will play against Slovenia or Netherlands in R16! Slovakia 3rd and will play against Spain or England in R16! Ukraine eliminated with 4 points!
>four teams with four pointswow
grim but lol ukraine
>>142089399But there's more
Why the Chinese flag?Last time I checked Zhang and his business are out of Inter.
>Official: Kenan Yildiz starts against Czech Republic.>The Juventus continues to work on the Thuram front. Nice at the moment does not appear so inclined to extend the deal involving a technical counterpart, at least at this stage. The player's approval to Juventus already exists and new contacts are expected t. Khufu Agresti
>>142089473who even knows what goes on ABI minds anymore
>>142089473China respect make success football Italian club focus trophy
>>142089473Because the team was build on Chinese monopoly money and the picture was made when Chingchong was still their president*
>>142089632Why is it so muscular?
>>142089632Would be Raugh if now Inter turns to shit and wins nothing anymore.
>>142089470well yeah, how else could they be all on 4 points?
>Atalanta wants Godfreyt. Di Marzio
>>142089682HHCoffeemaxxing
>>142089781umm gasp, I think you've got him and branthewaite mixed up, you're buying the shit one
>Cristiano Ronaldo vs Georges MikautadzeUkraine (0.91) 0-0 (0.97) Belgium
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France won its 4 confrontations against Belgium in major competition:- France 3-1 Belgium (CDM 1938)- France 5-0 Belgium (EURO 1984)- France 4-2 ap Belgium (CDM 1986)- France 1-0 Belgium (CDM 2018)
>>142089781>Be assured, the Bangsbonium resteth close at hand
It's up and updated, at least for the next couple hours
>>142090101The Netherlands against Romania or England in the eighth finals. Romania if the Czech Republic or Georgia wins, England if both of them don't.
>>142088750If you don't think italy is favorite against fucking switzerland it's just because of shitalian victimism >italy isn't the favorite against switzerland>"NOOOOOOOOOO WE ARE LE SQVADRONE, MUH DEL SIERO AND GROSSO FOZZA SHITALIA FOZZA CHIELLO">oh ok, then italy is the favorite against switzerland"NOOOOOOOOOOOO WE LE SUCK WE'RE LE EPIC UNDERDOGS WE'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO WIN BECAUSE I AM UNABLE TO TAKE ANY KIND OF RESPONSABILITY EVEN ABOUT THE NATIONAL TEAM"
Meds
>>142090424But enough about the Portuguese
this nigga is so fried on twitterism he thinks his baits work
https://x.com/themenoffside/status/1805966953598660753You now remember Patrik Schick's sister
>>142090475Mo trvthbombs are bait
hes coming home ladshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMVPpcqDEoE
>>142090503Forgot the pic (don't look at her feet)
I don't think that I've ever seen Italy as a favorite in an international tournament against any team
>>142090514you're more pathetic than the faggots typing "/thread" in their own posts
>>142090535The (((owners))) don't want him
And that's a good thing
desu
>>142090626Because you don't chew soccerIn euro 2021 the only team where italy wasn't obviously going to win against was england
Legno verde is fucking ass, let's concentrate on keeping Chiesa and Soulè instead of buying Englel memes
>Nine of the last ten games have been 0-0, 1-0 or 1-1
>>142090791I can't see Chiesa staying, but I'll kinda seethe if Soufflè leaves
>>142090828Chiesa just needs a contract and a reminder that joining Riomma is always a stupid choice, the only way I'd accept to see him leave is if he's involved in the swap deal or the money gathering of a really good player
I have actually used the term money gathering instead of just funding, my brain is broken
>>142090881If Motta doesn't want him why keep him
>>142090990Motta actually doesn't want him or is that more Gazzettaslop?
>>142090535Please sign Ugarte mr giuntolismus
>>142090990The source is not nearly good enough for me to believe it at 100%
>>142090803>1-12 goals are way too many for a football game
>>142090791both shit imho. chiesa is completely ruined and useless to the cause. souffle was never that good.
>>142091162Miles better than English memes like Greenwood or Sancho
>>142091192sancho is also good, Jj unfortunately cant afford his wages.
>>142080416TrveNow teams are encouraged to have 30 decent players instead of a starting eleven of 11 truly good players, and therefore there's less competitiveness between teammates to "fight" for the starting spot and you keep seeing more shitters getting a lot of minutes despite suckingAlso tactical subs became way easier to pull off and basically pointless because any retard manager can say switch the whole attacking line against a tired defense and force a shitty goal in the last minutes, or switch a tired fullback for another to keep the opponent winger from easily dribbling him, it's all very predictable and repetitive
>sancho is also good
Did he beat his now wife? Maybe.Is he innocent? The court decision proves so.Greenwood is INNOCENT.
>The court decision proves so.The charges were dropped, no court ever decided on anything retard
>>142091482there was an investigation made by the police though and it still lead to nowhere
Just like there are no good LB/RB anymore, there's also an impressive lack of good externs atm
>men beating their women for centuries>lefties: :) cool>Greenwood beats his wife>leftie: :) cool>Juventus wants to hire Greenwood>lefties: you know what, beating women isn't cool anymore >:((((( don't you try sign him or we will destroy you
Everyone please stay silent: Palhinha is playing
>>142091518And as far as I'm aware, neither England or Italy have reached banana republic levels where the police/prosecution is the same as the courts.The charges were dropped because the gf/wife dropped them and there wasn't a case without her cooperation.Sure he's 'innocent' but not because the court system said so.
why is rolando always positioned like that
Is Roberto Martinez pretending to know the anthem or he actually knows it lmao
>>142091449>>142091518anons, let's be honest. he did beat his wife, which is despicable. but thinking in cold blood that he shouldnt play footy anymore for that, that's even more disgusting than what he (probably 74 iq) did to his wife.
>>142091691Don't worry I firmly believe women should be spanked from time to time, I rate Greenwood and I rate Turetta
>>142091691not my niggerino :( i want retarded wife beating niggerino to play for my team
Greenwood rates Scalvini btw
>no mention of the rape video intrasting
Someone will run on and stab Tsu
anyway not sure why gobbi are getting so worked up, Lotito is gonna snatch him
>merd
>>142091862It's just one dude, no one gives a fuck about him
for me its the celtic roman nation of Portvscale
>"move your [expletive] legs up".>"I don't give a [expletive] what you want, you little [expletive].">"Push me again and watch what happens to you."
>>142091862Right place for him tbf
>>142091518>lead to nowherebut it did since it went to court
>>142091941Guarantee she was soaked
Kekekekekekekekekekek
Kinda glad for the Georgians
KVARADONA KVARADONA I TOLD YOU HE WAS GOOD!!!
>>142092030It didn't go to court.
Meglio Merdao
kvaragod, never doubted heem
why is it when I piss I miss a goal
New Yakub Minteh rumors are up
>>142092038Wish you were her?
Georges Micailcazzo assist btw
many goals in the first five minutes and last five in these euros
>>142092156That can only mean Cherki is on his way to Tvrin
>>142092093weren’t there preliminary hearings? court date was set when the case collapsed iirc
How flies the portogallo & balle without rafa
which game has something to play for?
sborrtugal
>brief mention of greenwood>duccio immediately comes out all redditoid and touchyYou just know his sister's husband is one with a quick uppercut kek
>zaccagni's goal is actually useful right nowHoly farsa
>>142092309Turkey-Czechia got the most, Georgia must win against a Portugal that has balls in the water
>>142092476ty. just back from factory so little brain broken atm.
>>142092038Just because you get a stiffy when the english tell you what do doesn't mean she does as well doe>>142092330What about your fragile ego not being able to handle being shown to be shouting shit is redditoid exactly?
>>142090411you are a massive retard poisoned by twitter. i think i'm pretty balanced when i say that i trust us to beat micronations and meme out a win against pecho frios like lelgium or england but we're not going to easily beat a well organized team with some talent in it
>>142092330it's incredible how duccy gets triggered by this. what should greenwood do? kill himself? he didnt play for 1 year, he had massive economic losses, he was manure and englel's star and had to go to fucking getafe, he settled things with his wife. who the fuck are we to have a word on this matter (gossip)? i accept that one might not like greenwood as a player, but this printer-esque sanctimony doesn't belong in Jj, >we are politically incorrect: the club.
>>142092330Hey now you stay away from duccio
>>142092580>kill himselfnogrimtoli, however
>>142092557Englel is going to beat us I feel it, unless duccios manage to beat them
>>142092330duccio's sister got married? good for her, it seems like it was yesterday she opened that softcore onlyfans account
>>142092698>unless duccios manage to beat themgreenwood style?
>>142092717>>142092717>>142092717>>142092717>>142092717
>>142092580>kill himself Yes
Why is it so hard for a med student with a very high iq to understand that Greenwood would be a massive PR disaster and which could hit Juventus financially by causing sponsors to step aside?
if you consort with negrus you assume the risk of any crime against you. You've willfully broken the social contract with your nation and do not merit protection of law
>>142092752you keep repeating this over and over, why is it so hard for you to understand that i don't give a single fuck? i am not Juve's accountant or lawyer, i only care about a player stops the ball, passes it and shoot, period. all the rest is trash i dont waste time with
Let's be honest, all women deserve beatings and enjoy them
did they refball Barak or was he an idiot?
Given the fact that Georgia is beating Portugal, if we had actually lost against Croatia we would have not reached the knockouts, right?
