I'm making this quickly edition
Fuck jannies and fuck the Yankees
Pending
Yanks:Volpe SSSoto, J RFJudge CFTorres 2BVerdugo LFDavis, J 1BLeMahieu 3BJones, Jah DHTrevino CCole P
Lets go, Mets! Lets go, Mets!t. Brooklynoid in Florida
>>142064197I’m thinking of moving to Florida and finding some trashy waitress with a nice rack to marry
Yankers.
Mets:Lindor SSNimmo LFMartinez, J DHAlonso 1BAlvarez CTaylor, T RFVientos 3BMcNeil 2BBader CFPeterson, D P
>>142064197LET'S GO METS LET'S GO METS>t. Brooklynchad in Brooklyn
>>142064235Ara ara
Cole is chopped.
Scheduled Nimmo walk :)
Defense carrying our pitching staff as usual.
Total Gerrit Cope death now
Kek, imagine if he actually plunked him.
>Happy Pride, Citifield, NJ
>>142064452Citi field is in queens Captcha: JJJJ
>>142064288I do not like the mest.
>>142064233Ate this yesterday
Cole’s fastballs are fine, can't wait for him to be at 100%,.
>>142064511Rude
26 IP lol
>>142064625Peterson threw 27, too
The fuck? Who sent Pete?
>>142064650He didn't give up a run, though
>Mets!>Pete :(bad send unless he blew the stop
>>142064511
Good luck mest, enjoy the wild card.
Jeez nice throw, but Alonso is a big lug
>>142064662Joey Cora would never
>fat athletes
Remember the Stroman trade?
>>142064733I miss him dearly
That could've been bad. >happy prideMy Yankers would never.
I hope LeMahieu makes a comeback. He used to hit really well, and then I think they tried to add more pop to his bat
>DJGroundout pending
>>142064496anyone ever go to roosevelt ave? haha hahah, i haven't
>>142064843Roflcopter
>>142064843nice
>>142064511Yankee Chads rise up
>>142064876Gray’s Papaya times square
>>142064876Tranny hookers from 92nd st to Junction Blvd
Fuck Yankees
What is the current dynamic between Yankee fans and Met fans?
Fucking hell, there are six dead bats in the Yankees lineup
>>142065032Utter frustration at their respective teams failures
Volpe has a high baseball IQ
>>142064072"Don't sleep in the subway, darlin'Don't stand in the pouring rainDon't sleep in the subway, darlin'The night is long"
>doc is my guyDoes be know?
I'm more surprised that Vino got on base, that coulda have been something. RNG gods/magnets raped Volpe’s buntkino.
>>142065032Yankees fans continue to be obsessed with the Mets
>>142064876great place
>>142065032Mostly indifference. If anything, The Subway Series is like a yearly family get together. People outside of NY think there's a serious rivalry here, but the truth of the matter is that we simply don't play enough meaningful/tense games against each other to actually form a real rivalry.
The Yankees are the ultimate blue ball team. They gaslight you into thinking they're gonna do something, then, wham! Out.
>>142065032
>>142064921I do not like the mest but Citi Field is its own kind of comfy. Went as a neutral fan once. For me, it's Coney Island Brewing. I still do not like the mest.
I am madly in love with Mark Vientos
RAISE THAT APPLE
This team better be selling at the deadline
VIENTOS. Yeah, I think the 3B spot is his for good. I had high hopes for Baty, but it looks like Vientos is the guy going forward
>be Gary Cohen>telling story about Mark Vientos uberchad 450' Wrigley Field dong>he hits a similar uberchad dong mid storynice
VIENTOS!
Just bring up Acuna to play 2nd base already
MASTER BADER
Cole is on pace to give up 5 runs by the 4th.
BADER BOMBS
BADERKINO BACK TO BACK JACKS
kek another one
BADER!
>>142065032It's become more of a friendly rivalry. Back when everyone was roided up it was different. Nothing has really changed with the mets, it's more about the yankees not being dominant anymore so it's less charged up.
Trade Cole DFA JudgeFire Boone
>alvy and bader wiping off their mouths after kissing
Fuck this, I'm switching over to the Liberty game. At least they win.
>>142065310If only Mauricio didn't tear his ACL. Acuna probably still isn't ready yet.
>stankees
>>142065391No, let's trade Judge. I'm sure there is some team who will trade the farm for him. Also need to trade Soto, he's not going to stay with this. And finally, sell the team to an owner who has the hunger and drive to win championships.
Oh no! Top of the order for the smelly stinks! This means we get a Judge K, Soto R, and Volpe out on 3B.
>>142065518accurate
Ok, but we need more. Three runs is not going to be enough. I will feel good with five, comfortable with 8.
Alvarez and Soto looking mighty chummy out there. Can't wait to welcome Juan to NY.
>>142064817>>142065196Your anime faggotry wont help here nigger ;)lick my balls & ass 3-0more to come soon boi
>>142065317
Soto ain't worth more than 300 ms unless he changes it up and gets out of this slump. Poor Dominican, should've overperformed on your trial league now you get to go to Queens with the Puerto Ricans to be forgotten with no legacy.
mest tongue my anus
Elite Verdugo launch angle
>>142065760We will see about that. 2000 never 5get.
This is fucking embarrassing.
>Peterson 4 shutout innings 105 pitches
We just don't have anyone who can hit against lefties besides jd davis
Make me the owner of the Yankees, and I'll turn this team around and have them start winning. Fucking had enough of these failures.
>>142066036And Jamal James
Matt Harvey is looking dapper tonight
Is it over for Baty?
>>142066117If we lose this series that's when I'd press the panic button.
>>142066153No
>>142066153Looking so, he's just never really hit at the majors. And Vientos is on fire now. Maybe Baty gets one last go if we move Vientos to full-time DH because Baty at least plays slightly above average defense>Matt Harvey>Strawberry>Doc Gooden>Kenny SmithGeez, what's the occasion?
>>142065032More friendly then when Rodger Clemens beaned Mike Piazza for being to much of a god and smashing his weak ass shit out the park. That isn't saying much though. I was at their next game after the beaning and Mike smashed another dinger off him and our shitty starting pitcher hit a home run off him too and pitched a shutout. Little bitch Rodger got pulled in like the fourth of fifth.
Yanks haven't been the same since we started rebuilding.
are the twankees still the best team the city of jew york can buy?
>>142065032My whole family and wife's family are yankees fans. I am a mets fan, I get along with them and the ribbing is good natured. But I hate fucking dweebs like this >>142066233who complain about their first place superteam incessantly on the genny.
>DJ not swinging on a 3-0 countGroundoutking
what a (((shocker))) that (((tbs))) is shilling a hollow shell of a corporation like (((mcdonalds)))
>Robin Ventura rain delay kino
Scuffed grimace in the stands
You guys haven't scored off peterson yet? Yikes!
Kek
>>142066507Have you seen the Yankees this month? They can't score off of any pitcher.
>>142066533How hasn't anyone punched this faggot in the back of the head yet? Sit down, you faggot! It's the 4th inning in a June game!
This might be the hardest 4 scoreless innings I've ever watched
>>142066533mest
>>142066533The Yankees, are losing to a team with these kind of fans
>>142066556Type louder he might hear you
>>142066584but they also have these kinds of fans
>>142066586I'm in the crowd right now. I'll try!
Vientos, hittem with another one
hahahahahaha. i hope gerritt cole gets hit by a cab on his way home and DIES
Man.
>stankees kek
one more to tie the major league record
Just tank the season and get the #1 pick for the 2025 draft.
>>142066676one more what?
>white sox reliever warming upkek stankees
>>142066703home runs in consecutive plate appearances
WELLWELLWELLWHAT DO WE HAVE HERE
>>142066632Baty-chads, have we lost?
I can't believe Nimmo hit a HR off a white guy. Whio's the Yankees catcher?
STANKEES
Lets go Mets! Lets go Mets! LETS GO METS!
NIMMO>the borough of the Bronks
HAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH FUCK YOU COLE YOU FAGGOT
DFA Cole
>>142066746Jose Trevino, who gave up nine stolen bases to the Sox a few weeks ago
>>142066556>>142066584Fuck off, Grimace turned our season around. He saved us and is forever based. We were on pace for like 108 losses at one point and now we're back in the playoff race.
>>142066770>JoseYeah, that'll do it.
>>142066739We will be rebuilt and take McNoHits' spot at second
yanks are cursed rn
>>142066794No, they're just dealing with the worst front office in sports.
>"You're a bitch Trevor.">"FUCK YOU Gerrit!"
>>142066794Almost as bad as Toronto ayy? Btw red sox are cheating you guys
>>142066616TWO HOMERS BROUGHT TO YOU BY BIG VEINY METITS
>>142066793That actually reminds me. He started at 2B for Syracuse a few days ago. But at the end of the day the guy has to hit MLB pitching. He's got it in him, his savant page used to look like pic rel
Yankees need to draft better playersYankees need to sign better playersYankees need to trade for better playersBut Cashman and little Steinbrenner are losers who need to swim with the fishes.
>>142066813sounds like they could use some sort of final solution to cleanse it out.
Can Peterson get through 5 without hitting 200 pitches?
>>142066852Imagine the alternate universe where Hal didn’t kill Hank to take over the team
Soto showing some pride. Why the fuck can't the rest of the team show some?
>>142066852We’ll get trout next year.
SOTO I KNEEL
>Mets were supposed to be a few free wins a year back when interleague wasn't constant >Oh look, their terrible team just happens to get hot in the weeks leading up to playing us and our freebies become LsStill not as bad as years when the Red Sox would get to play them and get the free wins too, basically wiping out the advantage.
>Judge still sleeping top of the fifth with 5 runs downTRADE TRADE TRADE
That would've been cooler if we had runners on base.
Peterson pls
Grimace makes the yankerfags seethe lmao
>>142066926>we
Bartolo is the answer to the trivia question I think
Why do catchers point to the pitcher, obviously it is an acknowledgement, but are they mere saying "good pitch" or "hey, that's the one we wanted, but the faggot-ass ump missed it and blew the call"?
I can't think of one famous Mets player beside Pizza.
>>142066964Grimace didn't do shit. The Yankees are the worst team in baseball.
Peterfaggot couldn't even get thru 5
>>142067014Weak bait
>pitching changeMaybe the Yankees can hit this guy, because they struggled against Peterson.
>mest pull their guy>yanks are too retarded to adjust to the upcoming reliever and have totally lost their chance to win now
>>142066974I am Hal Steinbrenner.
>>142067020RISP RISP RISP
Nice job picking up JD Davis, Stankees.
>>1420670204 innings is the new 6 innings sweetie
>>142067036Yankeefags not sending their best, to the game or the thread lmao
>>142067042NOPE>RISP
since the yankees, in appearance only, are the cleanest team...who is the dirtiest?
>>142067230Phillies. Seems like everyone has a beard + Brandon Marsh is dirty looking
>>142064999i found women fucked two lol hopefully my dick doesn't fall off. easily most degenerate thing i've ever done in my life>>142065156you ever been?
>>142065196I went to Yankee Stadium on an amazing date, for that it will be my preferred stadium even though Citi Field is undeniably great
>>142065156why are they all in skirts? warm that day?
>>142067007Mostly the former. It's really just the catcher saying, "That's the pitch we want, throw it just like that when we call it again"
DJ just can't help himself, can he? Groundball after groundball.
Btw, no runs all game by the Yankees. We're not going to magically start getting them now. Gg masts
>>142067681That score isn't kino
>>142067681I <3 NY
>>142067703Wrong.
>ejected >while you KNOW they are looking for shit constantlykwab
>>142067703I don't follow, you're not making any sense.
>>142067727I miss it like you would not believe bros
If the Yankees are to end the losing streak to the Mets at Yankee Stadium, the fans should rush the field and tear down the foul poles, carrying them out of the stadium, and toss them into the Harlem River.
>>142067681OH NO NO DEREK WHAT ARE YOU DO-.... NOOOOOOOO! DEREK NO!
>>142067790This except Shea Stadium
Who thought Trevino was a MLB caliber catcher?
>>142067790come back. where are you now?
>>142067735>falling for the psyop
>>142067996
>>142068086don't come back, the shit hole only got worse. Only good place is roosevelt island
>>142068023The Yankees
Lmao, keep your eyes on the ball Torres
>>142068112wut?
How the fuck is this team even in first in the AL East?
>>142068086PNW for work the past five years. I like it here, but it isn't New York.
>>142064072metchads, we won ;)how will /sp/ cope
At least we’ll make it to the playoffs.
>>142068199high school division
>>142068247What's the point in making the playoffs only to get bounced in the early rounds?
>>142068243>"Mest acting like it's the World Series"
>>142067996>>142068117I have pic related signed by the man himself. One of my favorite childhood memories. Don't joke about the World Trade Center if you ever come around, someone will 100% deck you.
>>142068293Having a good record consistently.
LMAO YANKEES
>>142068300>Yankee fans whenever they get handled by the Mets
>>142068300Sub-500 teams with no chance in the post season tend to do that.
>>142068331You don't get rings and banners just for making the playoffs. And who cares about the regular season?
>>142068373Cry more
>>142068426You don't get rings and banners at all. That's the difference.
>>142068426>who cares about the regular season >meanwhile showing how much he cares about the regular season
>>142068373Sub .500 team that is currently blowing you out.
blow out this bussy
>>142068473Ha! You forgot about 1986. Greatest year ever, wish I had been there.
>>142068519Like the Mets?
>>142068473>tfw mets have won a pennant more recently than you have
>inb4
twankees indeed did have a mid 7th, good point, tbs.
>>142068749You didn't get cheated out of a pennant
>>142068749>>142068793>>142068856Resident schizo has entered the threadRed sox must be getting their anuses gaped.
>>142068882look at this seething faggot-ass jew yorker
Lol Red Sox are losing to the based Blue Jays.
>>142068922this is the NY thread interloper, fuck off to whatever shithole you crawled out of while we make fun of eachother
>>142068938Let's not change the subject from my Metsies' glories victory, k?
>>142068868The only sane take. We were indeed meant to have a Penang that year.
>>142068868Astros were still better team
>>142069021(You)
>>142068960hahah seeeeeeeeeeeeeeething little bitch
>>142069012>Only up 7>The Mets bullpenPretty early to talk about victory bro.
>>142069073You are the one seething. Rent free
>>142069073>be me>watching my team beating their cross-town rivals 9-2>be you>interloping in thread just to trigger the yankees fansyea you are incredibly retarded please leave and never return
>>142068725The Dodgers are over .600 though...
>>142069073Reminder that you searched for this thread whiny faggot.
>>142069206>>142069235hahahahahaha twankee fans seeething because the team they worship suck ass
Uncle Ben
>142069307jesus christ what an actual retard
>djDouble play incoming
>142069372jesus christ what a seething bitch
does this reatrded casual really not know the difference between the yankees and mets logos?
Do the Mets have an infinite bullpen?
>>142069525infinite - 1 since manfred had diaz suspended for sweating
Triple A Pitcher vs Top of the order.
does this retard not now that I don't care about his love for the twankees even if he seethes like the bitch he is?
Soto do something retard
>>142069525We're running a 4 man rotation because we're coming off an off day and have another off day coming soon, so we're effectively playing with a full bullpen despite Diaz's suspension
DO NOT WALKJUDGE WILL STRIKEOUTDO SOMSTHING SOTO
>>142069868Do it
>>142069868DO IT FAGGOT
>>142069868uhhhhhh time to pay up
That isn't good.>>142069868Well?
OUR BULLPEN IS SO DOGSHIT
what a shocker, the best team money can buy is LOSING by only two runs now.
Yeah, you aren't getting away with that.
You'd think this was the first homer judge has ever hit based on (((tbs))) blowing his mutt cock.
>>142070013Cope
>>142070038kwab
>>142070064>c-cope!!!Still losing, loser
>>142069868>[Deleted]KWAB
>deletedThis faggot DOES know he isn't on reddit and people don't really give a shit, right?
>>142070095How many world series have we won btw?
JUDGED
>DJ LeMahieukwab
mets will be winning this ballgame
>>142070211LEMAHIEUD
Lemahieu might as well be wearing the Mets uniform, can't wait for the postgame when Boome options him to AAA or puts him on the IL.
lmao how do you miss that so badlythat's like 40-year-old i've-got-arthritic-knees-and-a-bad-back tier beerleague shit
He's stealing signs! Look at those eyes
>>142070282>40-year-old i've-got-arthritic-knees-and-a-bad-backBill Buckner circa 1986
Gg mets
gg mest
gg yankers
>>142070201>we>counting a team's victories as his ownkwab, HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, absolute reddit-tier
>>142070639get fucked troonerHH>>142070635gg
