>>142074975
>Arbeit 9-18
>meiste Spiele verpassen
>die Storylines der kleinen Teams etc geht verloren
Ich verpasse den Spass dieses mal

GuMo

>Jonathan Tah würde dem Vernehmen nach am liebsten im Sommer von Bayer 04 Leverkusen zum FC Bayern München wechseln, ein Vertragsangebot soll der EM-Stamminnenverteidiger schon akzeptiert haben. Knackpunkt bleibt aber die Ablöseforderung der Werkself in Höhe von 40 Millionen Euro plus Boni für den 28-Jährigen. Laut der „Sport Bild“ wird der Doublesieger von dieser nicht abrücken

>Der FC Bayern soll riesiges Interesse an Xavi Simons haben, scheint aber keine allzu guten Karten zu besitzen, den Transfer über die Bühne gehen zu lassen. Der Shootingstar will angeblich lieber bei RB Leipzig bleiben.VG Wort Zählpixel

yes yes, goooood morning and the coffee

>>142075517
gümo gümo

>Denn Morten Hjulmand holte sich im Serbien-Spiel seine zweite Gelbe Karte im laufenden Turnier ab und wird daher im Achtelfinale gegen Deutschland fehlen.
Shaftbros...we can't stop winning

>Den Angaben zufolge kontrollierte die Polizei am Marienplatz einen serbischen Fan wegen des Gebrauchs von Pyrotechnik. Gegen 17 Uhr hatten sich dort demnach über 5000 serbische Fans versammelt. Bei der Kontrolle sei es dann zu »Solidarisierungseffekten« gekommen: Andere Fans hätten Flaschen und einen Stuhl auf die Polizisten geworfen. Die Beamten setzten Schlagstöcke und Pfefferspray ein.

>>142075682
>Zählpixel

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>>142075682
>>142075592
It's so bad. When Hasan was in charge the Youtube player highlights weren't full of Indian shit

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Blöd Schreiberlinge ins Gas

>>142076252
>NOOOOOO BIT MY HECKIN WAIFU
kys

GuMo

>40 yo Paolo Guerrero is still playing for Peru

>>142076149
It's the Gema for text tracking views.

Omi Gähnmark reaction to this draw?

>>142076252
I wonder if you have to hit your head against the wall as part of the hiring process at bild to show you are braindead and completely pain free

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>>142076688
If this doesn't bring her back, nothing will

>>142075682
Xavi is overrated as fuck, as a bullchad I hope Eberl drops 70m on him.

>>142076722
She's been here a month ago

>>142076252
cope >>142076710

>>142075682
>>142076666
>he doesn't have vg-wort on his blacklist
ngmi

>>142076252
>26
>still not a starter in the NT
ngmi

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gumo

>>142077648
döp and den DEUTSCHEN-pilled

of course >we draw the cringiest country in the tournament ugh.

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>>142077648
basirt

>>142077648
>that store
pottery

>>142077648
grim
feel sorry for the poor kid. hope he can escape

>>142078263
Only that they are oblivious to it. The gift of the midwits i guess

>>142078263
They are buying fake jerseys on their Türkiye vacation

>>142078581
Damn sherlock look at you go

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>>142078594
I forgot a question mark

>>142078562
yeah Bremi they didn't even notice the fat ugly turk reeking of garlic oil.

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>>142078603
Well next time dont, or do, i dont know, you seem to be good at answering your own questions

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>>142078581
>chuds buying chudthings from ausländers

Holland döp > chud döp

#isso

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wholesome af

>Es geht nicht um eine Aufstockung der Ordner in den zehn EM-Arenen. Sondern die Ordner sollen von ihren Führungskräften noch einmal deutlich darauf hingewiesen werden, die Augen in keiner Sekunde von den Tribünen abzuwenden, um jede Bewegung eines Fans Richtung Spielfeld sofort zu registrieren und einschreiten zu können.
lmao

>>142079695
she into dem mayonated gentlemen if you catch my drift

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>chuds live rent-free in his mind
KWAB

>>142079862
new musialas dont appear out of thin air

>>142079712
Must be awkward starting at people for 90 minutes. Not a job for autists.

>Der Platz für Kimmich beim FC Bayern wird immer enger. Mit den Bemühungen um Joao Palhinha und der Suche nach einer Alternative, sollte der Palhinha-Deal zum zweiten Mal platzen, wird klar, dass der Nationalspieler zukünftig wohl nicht mehr auf der Sechser-Position spielen soll.
>Wie die Sport BILD berichtet, ist der 29-Jährige nicht mehr Teil der Mittelfeld-Plänen von Vincent Kompany. Demnach ist die Tendenz bei Kimmich und den Bayern weiterhin ein Abschied.
Welcome to __?

>>142080493
Barcelona with Hansi Fick

>>142080493
FC Augsburg

>In Gruppe E treffen der Gruppenerste Rumänien und Dritte Slowakei (18 Uhr, ARD/Magenta) aufeinander. Und schon vor Anpfiff ist klar: Beiden Teams reicht ein Remis zum Weiterkommen. Egal, was zeitgleich zwischen Belgien (2.) und der Ukraine (4.) passiert.

>>142080493
Man Shitty, but unironically

>>142080977
>Und schon vor Anpfiff ist klar: Beiden Teams reicht ein Remis zum Weiterkommen.
Farce von Frankfurt incoming

>>142080977
>Gypsies and slavshits have an opportunity to be corrupt
Well that's decided, a draw will happen. Ungarbros we just have to hope the Turks beat czechia or otherwise the czechs btfo the Turks by 4 goals

>>142080977
lel

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schweitZ wird italien schlagen, ja?

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>>142081797
nö

>>142081833
I HATE Netherland

>>142081797
who this?

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>Die Uefa hat den dänischen Fußballverband (DBU) zu einer saftigen Geldstrafe verdonnert. Knapp 75 000 dänische Kronen (rund 10 000 Euro) werden fällig. Ein Plakat, das dänische Fans beim Europameisterschafts-Gruppenspiel gegen England (1:1) im Block gezeigt hatten. Darauf stand geschrieben „F**k Uefa“.

>Die DBU hat auf die Strafe überhaupt keinen Bock. Und will die zu begleichende Summe am liebsten auf die verantwortlichen Fans abwälzen! Das erklärt Erik Brøgger Rasmussen (56), der Direktor des Dänen-Verbands, im Gespräch mit dem dänischen Online-Portal „bold“. Er sagt: „Es ist nicht fair, dass dieses Geld aus der Kasse der DBU kommen muss. Das gefährdet unsere Möglichkeiten, den dänischen Fußball zu entwickeln.“

FUCK UEFA

>>142077648
It's funny, if done as tongue-in-cheek to piss off the Greenstream, but that's a little over the edge with the inclusion of the boy.
>inb4 "döp dö dö döp" gets declared hate-speech by Faeser

>>142082062
Art. 1 GG
UEFA worse than Russia.
simple as.

>>142078904
China will produce ANYTHING you ask for as long as you pay for it.
That's probably impossible in Germany once you make the producer "feel bad" with your order.

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>>142082062
>bold

>>142081996
Hawk Tuah
It's a "fresh" meme on the English-speaking web.

>>142082062
SCHEIẞ UEFAMAFIA

>>142082173
women being whores is not funny imo

>>142082297
dies uezs

normalisation/globalisation of the internet has enabled too many perverts and whores

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accidental sage upps

have a Lücke on me

>can go anywhere in the world
>Chooses ireland
Why would someone do this?

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how do you say KWAB in french?

>>142082461
suffering builds character and i've suffered for over a decade in 00land

>>142082506
KQS
kek qu'elle salope

>>142082135
Go order some 1989 Tiananmen Square shirts from China.

>>142082630
Omg epic win!!! Pwnd ftw (unironically)

lea ist so süß

>>142082983
No cap I couldn't care less about ANY of the 11am games .. guess it'd be kinda cool/funny to see Belgium/lukaka/tedesco perform an epic fail but don't really care desu

diese Moderatorin hat so schöne Brüste

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>>142082983
>>142083237
what about her?

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>no matches tomorrow
>no matches on friday

>>142076949
>8 replies
impressive

>>142083474
>25-player rosters
>only ever use the same 14-16 players
>>we need longer breaks
skill-issue

First for nur der hsv

>>142080364
I would only stare at cuties and probably wouldn’t catch a single flitzer. Unless maybe it was a cute girl who decides to flitz

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>this is a shitstorm auf Schalke
keke topp. the söyest club of all

>>142083747
first for learn to count

>>142083911
idgi

>>142083963
some trannies upset that he graced their stadium with goals
don't think Messi would have even shown up in their shithole

why is ARD not showing Ukraine? are they aware they are hurting the war effort?

>>142083917
Seems like I had some delay when posting in the morning

>slovACKia breaks the ceasefire
gypsybros!?

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EXCLUSIVE: Serhou Guirassy to Borussia Dortmund, here we go!

BVB have received the green light from player side after working on this deal for months.

Guirassy has accepted and formal steps will follow.

BVB will pay the release clause around €17.5m to Stuttgart.

>>142085205
>plays like shit all of a sudden

Leipzsch > Leverkusen > Shitgart > Doofmund

>>142085205
>17.5
holy ausverkauf

>>142085333
>Noch vor einigen Wochen war es für Anton unvorstellbar gewesen, den VfB zu verlassen. Als der FC Bayern aber Hiroki Ito (25) verpflichtete, die Abschiedsgedanken von Serhou Guirassy (28) immer konkreter wurden, ein Abgang von Deniz Undav (27) droht und wahrscheinlich auch Chris Führich (26) den Klub verlässt, kam es bei Anton zum Umdenken.

>>142085318
B-BUT MUH ZWEITSTÄRKSTE KRAFT

>>142084812
Wagenknecht threatened to not show up to Talkshows anymore if they show it

Damn, rip stuttgart.

I might bless the dorkmund public watching on saturday

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It always annoys me that in European soccer team when a smaller club does well all the players get bought like immediately after the season by bigger clubs. Lack of soul level = 100
Same thing will happen to /our guys/ Augsburg next summer

Does anyone have the Der Anschluss - die ösis hoffen wieder Pic handy?

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>>142086033
Yes

Imagine choosing to move from Stuttgart to fucking Dortmund !

In Dortmund sind die UBahn-Anzeigetafeln heute in Kanakisch

>>142086825
alhamdulillah

>>142086130
Fantastico

really hoping for a cheeky Belgium group exit

happening

Based God

SHOTS FIRED IN FRANKFURT

>>142086825
Time for almans to integrate into society and learn kanakisch

Damn, even the camera feed felt a tickle.

>>142085205
Looks like they gave a homeless african drug addict a jersey lmao

>>142085205
Welcome to Cuckmund, Fuckenmann.

>roof closed during good weather
>roof open during Unwetter

>sunshine: roof stays CLOSED
>rainstorm: roof stays OPEN

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>>142087563
>>142087566
bit spoopy

what is up with players being reckless during headers?
CTE is real.

>>142087607
Great minds think alike

Damn that's some rain.

>>142087728
more like 2 Dumme 1 Gedanke XD

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The pitch won't survive this

Adler brudis, why is your pitch so shit?

>>142087805
it's the fault of Amerifats and their dumb sport

>>142087777
check'd

>>142087805
late stage capitalism unironically. it got shit up during some joggercollide match which they hosted, and the following grass didn't have time to settle properly.

>>142087829
that game was last year

>>142087805
you have no idea how wet it has been all year

Fülle to Stuttgart

>>142085205
will he ever score double digits in a bundes season again?

>>142087047

>both games are draws
>bel 0-0 ukr
shitter group

Tedesco will be fired after the tournament desu

PLEASE kick out Belgium with a last minute goal

BOOM HEADSHOT

how on EARTH can you fuck up a 3v2 situation this badly lmao

meh, wasn't even to the head, what a wuss

Feels like if lelgium get out of this group they'll make a meme run

>ukraine 4th
oy vey nudda holodomor

why can't these fucking Ukrainians into finishing ffs

5 fucking draws in a row. 7 of the last 10 games were draws.

FUCK
Belgium
meme country

good
war mongerers should not be rewarded

>people paid good money to see these "games"
lemau

dumbass fucking Ukrainians why didn't they just score

>kc tier ösi has entered chat

kek the belgium fans are based for this

>>142088951
Sorry I thought they'd win the group they play France they're fucked

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>ösi-netherland rematch in the QF is the only thing that can stop Austria
We're literally making the final lel

boah, die pappendick ist schon geil

darf man aber so nicht mehr sagen heute

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HungAryanbros... We have one last chance.... Just need the Turks and moors to deliver... I don't fühl so good...

>>142075592
>>142075682
Puh, die Bayhahn alla!

>GEO-POR
>CZE-TUR
I have no idea which match I want to watch less.

>>142090202
CZE TUR at least seems like it will be offensive in nature.

>semenslurping draws so all three advance
>only the worst team of the four had some motivation to win

retard tourney format

>>142090742
Ya should go back so only top 2 teams advance to qf

>>142090742
see >>142082062

new drinking game: drink one everytime a flitzer comes through?

Why is Tabea so pure sex?

>>142090493
CZE is missing Schick

>>142091058
Is that a bug where 4chan shows me comments from 10 years ago?

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>>142091058
Tabby is lezzing out with some wine aunt, Lea is pure

oh yes yes yes the cold beer in the shower after exercising

Hamit seems like a top bloke.

>>142091169
Surprised a girl doesn't use a Mac. Is she running Gentoo?

>>142091169
>half-height arrow keys
2/10

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Zee u on zatertag niggers

>>142091233
>>142091290
>no numpad
>filthy keys
>filthy display
>bang & olufssen "soundbar"
>intel centrino
this picture sure is edited

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>>142091058
You'll never Tabea her Kemme

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>>142091149
Well well well...

>>142091420
It seems to be an HP Elite Book

>>142076688
>>142076722
>>142076739
The upcoming Le Tour de France has my full attention.

>>142091725
>TSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS-ACK

>>142090984
New drinking game: drink every time jt or tom make an awful post

TÜRKIYE TÜRKIYE TÜRKIYE TÜRKIYE TÜRKIYE TÜRKIYE TÜRKIYE TÜRKIYE TÜRKIYE TÜRKIYE TÜRKIYE TÜRKIYE TÜRKIYE TÜRKIYE TÜRKIYE TÜRKIYE TÜRKIYE TÜRKIYE TÜRKIYE TÜRKIYE TÜRKIYE TÜRKIYE TÜRKIYE TÜRKIYE TÜRKIYE TÜRKIYE TÜRKIYE TÜRKIYE TÜRKIYE TÜRKIYE TÜRKIYE TÜRKIYE TÜRKIYE TÜRKIYE TÜRKIYE TÜRKIYE TÜRKIYE

>>142091725
Good fuck off already

>>142091725
As expected. Be warned that I will rabble-rouse /cyc/ to stoke the anti-Danish sentiment.

I will seethe so hard if fucking georgia beats moortugal

>>142092431
swarthy brotherhood

Our guy can uzun should have made the team

it's really interesting that somehow every time a game on ZDF/ARD has a woman commentating or co-commentating then the same game on RTL/Magenta will also have a woman commentating
what a coincidence

Rote card für czech cunts

Brainlet

The two most softest yellows I have ever seen lmao.

>>142093222
Refs wanna make it out of Germany alive (this is a joke about how Germany is so full of Turks and Turks are violent and German authorities don't care)

>>142093278
I don't get it

idgi

>>142093222
The first one was ok I think. Maybe still too early. Second one was a joke and over the top

lets go Türkiye score sum fakin goals

clear yellow-red

>dive republic

>kebabboy jumps straight up
>The other guy jumps into him
>Female commentator thinks this should be a yellow
Huh?

Is he supposed to cut off his arms or something? How else is he supposed to act in that situation. Seems entirely reasonable to me.

>>142093850
no, untermensch

>>142094258
>Huh?
Don't think about female logic

I too think the elbow scene was a nothingburger

>cze-tur sticky still below 1000 postings
lal

if all players jumped like that in header duels, players would have injurys left and right

So if Georgia stays like this and the Czechs win now the törks would be out?

>>142094728
I fucking wish

>60yo ard-reporter saying "lass mal chillen"

What the fuck is going on in the Tagesthemen

>>142095245
jessi taking over

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How come Turkey gets to have 2 teams in the Euros?

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>bommes

>>142095302
same reason the uk has several teams. too much talent for 1 team

>>142095302
Who is the second?

>>142095302
if anything, they are germany 3 at least. You are Germany 5 btw

>>142095489
Give me the full Germany ranking

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gooooooooaaaaaaalllllllll

>Poortugal

tsubro, what is happening?

TÜRKIYE! TÜRKIYE! TÜRKIYE!

lmao

There we fucking go

>losing to 10 men Chezchnya

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Hungarianbros... It`s over

reingeschissen

pls Czechs, fuck those turks

that goalie rule is weird. I thought after he catches it, and he loses it after body contact, it doesnt count.
also didnt the checz positioned the ball with his arm?

>>142097432
you are not allowed to go after the ball if the goalie ctaches it but this time the goalie just lost control when he came down on the czech's head and the ball was loose
Good goal

>>142097432
The way it went down it was the goalies fault. Striker touched the ball with his shoulder.

>>142095444
Clueless german moment

>>142095935
Lazy whore, she could at least color her hair red

>>142097696
It happens
Sometimes I forget who or where I am.

>>142095444
He may have meant Georgia.

>>142095444
Austria obvs

Czechs did nothing wrong there

This Zufall guy leads to very confusing commentary

based chaotic neutral pilled ref

Spain: group stage queens
France/Portugal: solid record of beating them

It's not a horrible path

ties, ties everywhere

8 fucking draws. Eight.

Okay 7

ugh

>>142098487
kek

toooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr goodbye diving republic

feel bad for my boy Big Dick Patrik Schick

>>142097322
kwab

>>142074975
If we dont win this game, every german tourist asking me for directions is gonna be sent towards the local ghetto.

Chimp out

can't wait to kick out the roaches

somebody didn't look 90 minutes towards the fans lel

Danes really showing their true colours here.

>>142099412
Do you even have ghettos
How bad can those be?

>>142099773
Daily burnings of cars and trash cans, occasional shooting.

>>142099550
We are literally going to the final and will probably win it all

>>142099832
Phew ok.
Sad what happened to Europe

>>142100020
Bro you need to be IN the tournament to win it.
I am sorry but that’s how it is I don’t make the rules

how hard it is for reporters to say "türken" without that lowering of the voice?

cok güzel

>>142100148
I'm Austrian

>Autokorso started

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t*rks are honking in the dead of night

>no games for two days
drinking alone at home will be miserable again

>France-Belgium
lemau

>Austria-Turkey
rip Wien

>>142100487
I am a woman

>>142100825
Willst du meine frau sein??

>>142100893
Hmm
Ok

>>142101104
du wirst nie eine Frau sein können
tschuldigom aba musste ich sagen

guys I'm kinda worried because my wife (kemme) talks shit. everything sounds like something she picked up from a 120 minutes expertenseminar

>le heckin based roacherinos
in berlin like three firecrackers went up. that was it

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Also dass #Österreich im Viertelfinale der #UEFA2024 schon wieder auf die #Niederlande treffen könnte und das Spiel wieder in Berlin stattfinden würde, ist außer deppert eigentlich nur deppert!

>>142101740
>b*rlin
you deserved it lmao

Bin gespannt auf die stadtweiten Sicherheitsmaßnahmen am Dienstang

Lol Transfermarkt rastet aus wegen dem Türkei - Tschechien Spiel. War der Schiri so schlecht?

>>142076252
based
women out of football
all they do is say stupid shit

>>142102190
either austria wins or favoriten will be ground zero.
win-win

>>142102630
I personally think if austria wins, half of the city will be ground zero

>>142102190
Wir hatten Deutschland gegen Türkei 2008
War relativ friedlich

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kwab

>>142102779
Wir leben aber nicht in 2008

>>142102851
Leider leider

>>142102938
stop living in the past bro

>>142103108
Nobody is living in the past. That's not how it works

>>142102851
was ist der große Unterschied? Mehr Türken sind nicht wirklich dazugekommen

>>142103189
lol
Lmao even

>>142103108
>>142103150
How do you live in the present/future?

>>142103189
Landesweite politische und rassenideologische Spannungen

>>142103247
?
Das sind hauptsächlich Syrer und Afghanen und sowas, aber keine Türken

>>142103248
just be yourself

>>142103312
>let me tell you about the numbers

>Schwere Ausschreitungen nach Public Viewing auf dem Stuttgarter Schlossplatz. Dort wurde das Spiel Türkei gegen Tschechien (2:1) gezeigt. „In der Fanzone auf dem Stuttgarter ist es zu Auseinandersetzungen zwischen mutmaßlich zwei Gruppierungen gekommen“, so Polizeisprecher Rudolf Bielmeier. Dabei soll ein Messer zum Einsatz gekommen sein.

>>142104242
böser karl-heinz

>>142104242
kino

>>142104242
Immer diese Messerscheiße

>>142105666
ja, sind halt türken und so

>>142091012
I would do it if I were Jamal. I couldn't resist Neuer's schlong