Lets get down to business to defeat the Hans
How do they plan on winning now that they can't exploit backpasses?
>>142119509Won't happening, sorry.May the golden horde rise again!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p_5yt5IX38I
>>142119509>defeat the Hanseven m-me?
>>142119509Let's get down to business to defeat the Hans!Did they take my Schleswig with the Düppel guns?You're the most Swedish bunch I've ever met, but you can bet: before we're through,Mister, I'll make champions out of you!Tranquil as a Copa stadium,But on fire within:Once you attack through the center,You are sure to win!You're a winless, pale, Skane-less lot,And you lack some ngubu,Somehow I'll make champions out of you!You must be swift as dealers in Frankfurt,With all the strength of a Berlin junkie,With all the force of a Schalke ultra,Mysterious as a refugee monkey!Time is racing toward usTill the Hans arrives!Heed my every order!And hand in your knives!You're unsuited for KO Round,So pack up! Go home, you're through,How could I make champions out of you?(Just win lol)You must be swift as dealers in Frankfurt(Just win lol)With all the strength of a Berlin junkie(Just win lol)With all the force of a Schalke ultra,Mysterious as a refugee monkey!
>>142120602kek
Did they send me hojbergWhen I askedOlsen
>>142120602KekExcellentGeil
>>142120644>>142120619Thank you, thank youI obviously forgot the "the" in "unsuited for (...) KO round"
>>142120672Oh, and you could start everything with "Let's travel to Dortmund" perhaps, just a thought
Im never gonna catch my breathSay good bye for those who knew meBoy, was I a fool in school for cutting gym
>if denmark wins I will lose 1st place in my friends fantasy league because my team is so germanall that dopamine, bros...
>>142120602High effort post
>>142120754Thanks, but not really lolI put some more effort into some Messi and Ronaldo songs during the World Cup, especially a Messi one to Aladdin's "Prince Ali" (because Arab stuff), it was called "Prince Messi"
>>142120336You’re not German. You’re Bavarian.
>>142120951hiiiiiiiiiii how are you little britbro
>>142120602I can’t remember the tune of the original song, so I can’t sing your post, but I can tell it is fantastic anyway.
>>142120914Post it
>>142120969I’m all right. I’m at work right now but I’m on lunch because I work late. And I’ve just finished having an absolutely excellent time reading that song. I honestly think we’re getting some classic memes from these Euros. None of them are pictures, but there have been several brilliant threads.
>>142121020Make way for Prince Messi!Say hey, it's Prince Messi!Hey! Clear the way, Frenchies: Au Revoir!Hey you, let us through: It's THE football star!Oh, come be the first on your block to meet his eye.Make way, here he comes, Ring the bells, bang the drums -You're gonna love this guy:Prince Messi, fabulous he, Al-Argentina!Show some respect, Ronnie got rekt, down on one knee!Now, try your best to stay calm:He won where they follow Islam!So come and meet his spectacular coterie!Prince Messi, mighty is he, Al-Argentina!Strongmind as ten regular men, definitely.He's faced the ngubuing hordes,Made Dutchies rage hard here on /sports/, Who sent those goons to their lords? Why, Prince Messi!He's got seven, soon eight Ballons of Gold.[Don't they look fabulous, Kylian?]Champions League trophies he has four indeed[Fabulous, Neymar, I love the handles]When it comes to trophy collections untoldHe is the GOAT? I'm telling you,He's the best ever, yes, guaranteed!Prince Messi, World Champion he, Al-Argentina!These assists! Has he ever missed? Boateng's knees! So get on out to that square,Put on your kit and prepareTo gawk and grovel and stare at Prince Messi!He's scored 800 goals in his career,[He's got career goals, many career goals]For his play, Paris pays a huge fee![He's expensive, so expensive]He fills Portuguese statpadders with fear[Do not TSU at him]They bow to his whim, but seethe at him,Can't deal with the inferiority To Messi ...Prince MessiPrince Messi, amorous he, Al-Argentina!Heard his SofaScore was 10, but where was he?And that, good people, is whyHe GOATed it up and dropped byWith 400 assists, and freekicks galoreWith his scans and xG, his dribblings and moreWith his pizza, his sprite, remember he's white,His fans that warble on keyMake way for Prince Messi!
Fuck, posted on the wrong threadWhy is ot so hard to felete
>>142121052sounds nice! happy for you, genuinelyi'm enjoying the shit out of the euros too but that's also thanks to /sp/ :D
>>142120602My only change would be "make some champs" rather than "make champions" for syllable consistency
>>142121187>>142120602holy fuck I kneel
>>142121187I also had some bonus stanzas, likePrince Messi, Riggitini, from Argentina!Is that debate now settled, oh, finally?Let's throw at Ronaldo some stones,Don't mention the GOAT's growth hormones,Don't look at these blue heatmapped zonesOf Prince Messi!There were like 5 of them, but I don't have them anymore. I also wrote a few Ronaldo songs, and a Messi Christmas song ("It's beginning to look a lot like RIGmas")>>142121203Yeah, I also considered that, good point. I decided against it because it felt kind of weird for me as a non-native speaker, but I agree it would probably be better
>>142119509>>142120602>>142120634
>>142121187KekWe have a real songwriter here
>>142121246Or better yet, "make a champ"
>>142121246>and a Messi Christmas song ("It's beginning to look a lot like RIGmas")looooooooooool
>>142121276Thank you. It really is fun, especially when other anons make the start by having that idea and giving the first line. /sp/ always had a good song tradition, just think of "Mod on /sp/" and our 4CC songsI'll stop attentionwhoring now, don't worry
>>142119509DID THEY SEND ME SLURPERSWHEN I ASKED FOR GOALS
>>142121425he cute!
Is there any ai bot that turns words into music
>>142120602Wunderbar
>>142119509>>142121187>>142120602absolutely based
>>142121550I would like to rescind this post.
Good thread
Bump
Why is it always Europeans with the absolute worse threads?
>>142120602KEK
>>142120602>>1421211871st german with sense of humour, I kneel
>>142124027The brudi above is giga talented tho
>>142120602>>142121187Kino
>>142124027this is a good thread tho
>>142121187first time seeing a song about messi since the world cup that doesn't include the word rig
