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For losing against panamá and as the hosts, I'll start
PFFFFT HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH
>inb4 we about socc-
Lmao stfu
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STICK TO FOOTBALL FATSOOOSSS
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LMAO can't even beat Panama
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if GGG is fired
it's worth
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Hope that Tim nigger dies
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>*Heems you*
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA TOMALA PUTITO
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la cope america
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FUCK TIM WEAH
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FIGHT AND LOSE
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>>142134633
Don't care*
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>>142134633
I bet on Panama after the red card. We weren't going to win this tournament anyway.
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The general feeling of this board right now
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10 men, no plan, a canal
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Gringos will always be trash at futbol
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>>142134633
>imagine if we care
>they care

>they lose against a Van Halen song.
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I CAN'T WIN
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>>142134737
that was actual fucking murderball
that's literally assault
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>>142134783
>Muh burgers
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13% strikes again
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>>142134633
I would laugh but I don't care enough about the world cup without any of the good teams.
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>>142134737
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1Pkc3vQ7k8
same vibes
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we don't care
you are our vassal
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>>142134737
KEK what was he thinking (oh right hes black he wasnt)
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>>142134633
They dont care tho
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>>142134737
a rare case of ape brain
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>>142134819
SOVL. YUROS COULD NEVER
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>>142134783
Fat Mexican brother?
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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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EL MESTIZAJE AFROANGLOSAJON MALIGNO
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>>142134783
Damn he's skinny.
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lottsa murderball that match
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>>142134783
This guy is going to drive in his 2020 chevy silverado to a Burger King, order a fuck ton, go home eat, jerk off and cry.

Grim
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>>142134770
KWAB
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-weah was an idiot
-ref was a total piece of shit, not carding panama at all until late in the second half
-richards SUCKS
-never let Pepi play ever again
-how the FUCK was that only +4 stoppage?
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>>142134686
It's called handegg
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Doesn't matter. They easily win against you are gay
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We'll go through since Uruguay will win todayband rest players vs us. Mexico midgets won't go through.
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>>142134633
Humiliating USA and Cursing the Players
By James Gonzalez

It’s impressive how this team manages to get humiliated, and this time I say it with confidence - I left this comment on Fox, it’s recorded nationally in the history of TV: USA suffered the greatest humiliation in its history, and there won’t be a worse disgrace than this. Being relegated to the second division of the CONCACAF won’t be worse than being humiliated, excoriated, trampled on, and having its history spat and trampled by an amateur team. The so-called Panama is an amateur team, literally from the amateurs. Panama didn’t exist in the world until 2002, it was an amateur team, a team that played Challenge against the Cock, Cinar Cup, Kaiser Cup, a neighborhood trophy from Caribe. USA lost to an amateur team.

Not just lost. Losing 2-1. USA was humiliated. USA had its institution United States of America denigrated. The statute of USA - I know it, whatever one can say about those internal laws - now I’m so pissed off that I forgot the name. The constitution of the USA Deliberative Council was torn up. USA has to be born again with another name. It’s over. It’s over.

Then Gregg Berhalter with this holy story, this idiot, this holy son of a bitch, with this holy story of “oh, holy, this holy Jesus.” Jesus doesn’t help you if you don’t train, if your team is crap, not even Jesus can help. Jesus has to worry about world peace, not worry about this crap called USA NT. This doesn’t mean it has to be Our Lady of USA, which Gregg Berhalter carries on his chest. Gregg Berhalter thinks Our Lady helps USA. This guy is joking.

Then he made the team enter hugging because “no, if you enter hugging today, we’ll show the union the team has, that the team plays ball.” Go screw yourself, Gregg Berhalter. Go to hell. You and this horrible team. Go screw yourself and Pulisic, Reyna, that son of a bitch Weah, this Balogun, this disgrace.

1/2
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>>142134633
>>142134767
>>142134774
>>142134824
>>142134850
>>142134864
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>>142134912
E IMPRESSIONANTE
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>>142134912
The guy was in the Second Division, in Série B. The team is the worst defense of 2024 and hires a defender from Série B. What are you going to win? What are you going to take? Go screw yourself. Reyna. Reyna is the least to blame, he’s a nice guy, he’s old, you can’t take an old guy who doesn’t have a midfielder. The rest can go to hell.

This McKenie: 13 million on this son of a bitch, an idiot, this skinny dumbass. This greedy player is an idiot, the guy doesn’t know there’s another player next to him and doesn’t pass the ball to anyone.

This manager, that son of a bitch of this groomed one, with that faggot from that president who has a pig on the table. These two have to eat each other; they have to be eternally in an orgy; they have to eat each other their entire life to end up out of football. For God’s sake, President, you gave 200 million to USA, to Gregg Berhalter to steal from you. You’re very dumb, President. You’re the scum of USA’ presidency. You and Gregg Berhalter, you’re all the same. You didn’t make a plan, you know nothing about football. USA is over. USA has to be reborn with another name, this is the solution. Thank you all. And lastly, go screw yourself, USA.

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>weah
>pepe
>gregg
>panamanian chimps
>4 minutes
>these refs
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>>142134686
THEY CAN'T EVEN BEAT JAPAN AT HANDEGG
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>>142134737
why did he do it, bros
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>>142134770

Embarrassing
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>>142134819
it's just a game
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>>142134907
This was the worst result for >us, even if >we beat bolivia tonight, >we won't be safe unless >we secure at least a tie against >you.
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LMAO IMAGINE LOSING TO A HAT
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You have my sympathy lads
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>>142134932
Buenos Airesfags, you escape this time.
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHA
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>>142134918
Based Central Americans!
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panama > usa
but brazil = usa
therefore panama > brazil
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I’m gooning fr fr no cap
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>>142134819
Surely you should be celebrating that the Americans are getting into the spirit of Copa America?
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>>142134889

Good
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>>142134954
QRD
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>>142134932
Haven't heard in my entire life about someone finding a wild monkey here
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They can still pass
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>>142134912
>>142134949
KEEEEEEEEEK
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Why are they such shit at sport?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>142134949
I don't really disagree with anything here, but why is he ignoring the blatantly corrupt ref
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>>142135083
Because it's not a real sport.
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>>142135050
The webm?
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The time has changed. We've broken USA since the penalty shootouts in Copa Oro 2023.
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>>142135107
Unlike handegg?
C O P E
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so disheartening

was feeling like we finally turned a corner and could deal with this stuff, but we're back at square one. Maybe even worse off than we were in 2010 or 2014. What a disaster
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>>142135126
>tf
>calling it handegg
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>>142135024
damn i missed that image
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>>142135141
CFL is different :)
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>>142134937
holy based
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>>142134937
Hey thats kinda racist
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>>142134949
>>142134912
7 -1
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>>142134633
Based. I hate all of these faggots who think this is a good team.
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>>142135132
They were saying how Atlanta is gonna be the home of US soccer
Lol not anymore it isnt
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>>142134937
SOUL rant, I kneel
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>>142134633
Rate my burgers bros
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>>142134937
I sense you might have some bias on your appreciation based on his skin colour but I might just be reading too much into your comment.
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>>142135180
they watch Atlanta united, theyre used to embarrassing soccer
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Panama surprised me in the game against urugay, especially in the second half.

It's a very athletic and disciplined team with some talent. You have to be careful.

my personal DARKHORSE
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>>142134937
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The economic output of me power-scootering to Walmart for a bag of family size Doritos is enough to fund 20 more bullets through palestinian skulls. I literally just have to exist and get fat and my resulting tax dollars continue to wreak havoc and fund israeli backed destabilization and cartel funding in latin america.
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>>142134737
Wtf? I didn't watch, why did he do this?
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>>142134937
so fucking based and kino
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>>142135230
Gregg's orders
Nothin' personnel kid
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>>142135164
It sure is. Your our feeder league
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r/mls and r/soccer status?
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>>142134937
he won't ever start again and we'll beat uruguay its fine
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>>142134937
lil bro wildin
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>>142134937
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>>142134937
Um...
Based
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>>142135197
What are they topped with?
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>>142134937
Uhmmm I think your post contains some racist undertones. You might want to review it, bud
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>>142134737
What a fucking retard.
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>>142134918
>these are the US flags on 4chinz calling me a brown nigger
jej based
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>>142134633
What have you done USA, we expected this from Mexico, not you.
You have disappointed us.
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>>142134737
sociopolitical factors made him do this
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That refball was entirely justified. Your ngbu sucker punched a player. No fucking shit the other team got away with blown calls all game. You had zero sympathy from the ref.
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>>142135282
Tomatoes, onions and pickles
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>>142135294
>white kid in the shot

One mroe than any argy Pic
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>>142134937
average soccer fan
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>>142135307
I know
That's why we're all hating on Weah
Do you see people hating on Gregg or Pepi?
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>>142135307
turner got hurt before the punch though
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>>142135319
>than any
>mroe
>...Pic
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>>142135311
8/10
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>>142135331
why would you it be angry at pepi for being useless AGAIN?
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>>142134737
>he relaxed
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>>142134937
LMAO
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>>142135319
based CHI, you guys are always funny
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>Carrasquilla sacrificed himself for our victory
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>>142135230
He’s a nigger being a nigger
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>>142134937
daddy chill
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>>142134932
those monkeys are not the same thing you associate with apes or black people
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>>142135262
>your
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>>142134937
another thinly veiled racist post
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>>142134937
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>>142135384
that shit was fishy
I think he made a bet that he was getting a red card, otherwise that chimpout was too random
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>>142134937
I can imagine English anons posting this pasta once they get eliminated in the Euro next month
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>>142134737
kek wtf
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>>142135439
kinography
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>>142134737
I mean this is fucking stupid but this shit happens every goddamn game with other CONCACAF/CONMEBOL teams and the worst you get is a yellow. Some Peru guy literally fuckin headbutted a Canada player and nothing happened.

I'm starting to understand why you fags always talk about how rigged soccer is
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>>142134770
pashvn
sovl
kino
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>>142134937
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>>142135439
proud of Puli for retaliating but not doing enough to get red carded too
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>>142135439
beautiful clean cut kick
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>>142135294
im not a huge fan of u guys.... but laughing at amerikeks at least connects us
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>>142134937
this is proper racism
not just calling anyone you dislike a monkey, thus devaluing the word reserved for black africans.
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>>142134770
>AHHHHHHH NOOOOOO WE WERE SUPPOSED TO SEE THEM GET BTFO IN THE QUARTERS NOT LIKE THIS
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>>142134937
truer words have never been spoken...
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>>142134937
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>>142134770
the little chicano in blue is smiling lmao
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>w-we don't car-ACK!
KWAB
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>>142134937
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>>142134770
what race is the crybaby ? looks asians
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>>142134737
he relaxed
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>>142134903
Please beat Bolivia 8-0 so you can play your B team next game
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>>142134770
tfw you get your bussy blown out by coyotes just so your new country can lose to panama
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>>142135439
>DIE PULLIPUSSY
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>>142135439
yuros could never
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>>142134770
100% pure blooded american.
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>>142134937
Greatest post to ever grace this board
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>>142134937
and THERE it is.....
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>>142134937
ADVERTISERS GET DOWN
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>>142135622
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>>142134937
Blatant screencap bait. You'll never be that dutch anon from WC 2014
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PANAMA PANAMAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>142134937
um....based
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>>142134783
absolute unit
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>>142135439
based murderball
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>>142135439
Absolute kino
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As an American I'm confused. You CAN'T punch a fella in the back of the head? What kind of sport is this?
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>>142134937
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>>142134937
truth nuke
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>>142134937
Post too based for the mods
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>>142135307
>sucker punched
it wasn't even a punch. he shoved the guy
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Lmao semen slurper fans are so mad. The only thing I hate more than the sport is US fans.
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>>142135439
I wish european football had more such moments.
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>>142135229
Lel based fuming
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>>142134783
Thinnest American
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>>142134995
You are all the same shit, Juan
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>>142134633
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>142134872
christ, no wonder the show bombed
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HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
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>>142134932
people from Rivera are weird but they aren't monkeys, that map is bullshit lmao
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>>142134932
We aren't wild, we live in cities now
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>>142135439
Every British player would roll around the floor for 15 minutes and demand the perpetrator be arrested for assault with a deadly weapon
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>>142134633
Trust the plan. Usa still goes through if they get more points than panama in the last match.
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>>142134633
Kwab
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>>142134633
Mexico lost. The big mexico lost too.
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>>142134982

Berhalter claimed that Southgate was his, "mentor"
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>>142135786

wish I could have cn it
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>>142134633
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
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>>142134966
Look at your kinds, and you will get it.
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S
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>>142134633
It came down to Panama being better at murder ball, and Burgers keep Gregg Berhalter. This guy is like the American version of Shitgate.
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beaten by a country with 1 canal and jungle
they dont even have football fields
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>losing to shipyard workers and clerks
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>>142134633
honestly spent more time watching the track and field olympic trials than I did even thinking we'd get out of a first round in soccer
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Bidens america
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Time for Canal Boogaloo 2.0: Even Juster Cause

DO IT AGAIN STORMIN NORMAN!
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>>142135304
That got a real life audible kek out of me
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>>142135439
Van Halen would be proud of this
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>>142134737
>>142135471
This is just the sweet third-worldism that is essential for soccer. You either love is or hate it.
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>>142134633
Isnt panama good?
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Gonna want this energy when we clap Uruguayan cheeks
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>>142134900
>-how the FUCK was that only +4 stoppage?
The Panama red card at the end of the game was 4 minutes alone. WTF?
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>>142135471
Nobody will get this, bro but you're right. It's not even a punch, you can tell by the way the Panama player took it. This shit isn't just restricted to our hemisphere either. Messi grabbed a dudes neck like this. Yellow for sure.
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>>142134897
grimm innit
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>>142145068
>not being prepared for muderball
were just not good brother, face it, not parking the bus after the goal was criminal



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