For losing against panamá and as the hosts, I'll startPFFFFT HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH>inb4 we about socc-Lmao stfu
STICK TO FOOTBALL FATSOOOSSS
LMAO can't even beat Panama
if GGG is firedit's worth
Hope that Tim nigger dies
>*Heems you*
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA TOMALA PUTITO
la cope america
FUCK TIM WEAH
FIGHT AND LOSE
>>142134633Don't care*
>>142134633I bet on Panama after the red card. We weren't going to win this tournament anyway.
The general feeling of this board right now
10 men, no plan, a canal
Gringos will always be trash at futbol
>>142134633>imagine if we care>they care>they lose against a Van Halen song.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAH>HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHHAHAHAHA>HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAH>HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH
I CAN'T WIN
>>142134737that was actual fucking murderballthat's literally assault
>>142134783>Muh burgers
13% strikes again
>>142134633I would laugh but I don't care enough about the world cup without any of the good teams.
>>142134737https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1Pkc3vQ7k8same vibes
we don't careyou are our vassal
>>142134737KEK what was he thinking (oh right hes black he wasnt)
>>142134633They dont care tho
>>142134737a rare case of ape brain
>>142134819SOVL. YUROS COULD NEVER
>>142134783Fat Mexican brother?
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
EL MESTIZAJE AFROANGLOSAJON MALIGNO
>>142134783Damn he's skinny.
lottsa murderball that match
>>142134783This guy is going to drive in his 2020 chevy silverado to a Burger King, order a fuck ton, go home eat, jerk off and cry.Grim
>>142134770KWAB
-weah was an idiot-ref was a total piece of shit, not carding panama at all until late in the second half -richards SUCKS-never let Pepi play ever again-how the FUCK was that only +4 stoppage?
>>142134686It's called handegg
Doesn't matter. They easily win against you are gay
We'll go through since Uruguay will win todayband rest players vs us. Mexico midgets won't go through.
>>142134633Humiliating USA and Cursing the PlayersBy James GonzalezIt’s impressive how this team manages to get humiliated, and this time I say it with confidence - I left this comment on Fox, it’s recorded nationally in the history of TV: USA suffered the greatest humiliation in its history, and there won’t be a worse disgrace than this. Being relegated to the second division of the CONCACAF won’t be worse than being humiliated, excoriated, trampled on, and having its history spat and trampled by an amateur team. The so-called Panama is an amateur team, literally from the amateurs. Panama didn’t exist in the world until 2002, it was an amateur team, a team that played Challenge against the Cock, Cinar Cup, Kaiser Cup, a neighborhood trophy from Caribe. USA lost to an amateur team.Not just lost. Losing 2-1. USA was humiliated. USA had its institution United States of America denigrated. The statute of USA - I know it, whatever one can say about those internal laws - now I’m so pissed off that I forgot the name. The constitution of the USA Deliberative Council was torn up. USA has to be born again with another name. It’s over. It’s over.Then Gregg Berhalter with this holy story, this idiot, this holy son of a bitch, with this holy story of “oh, holy, this holy Jesus.” Jesus doesn’t help you if you don’t train, if your team is crap, not even Jesus can help. Jesus has to worry about world peace, not worry about this crap called USA NT. This doesn’t mean it has to be Our Lady of USA, which Gregg Berhalter carries on his chest. Gregg Berhalter thinks Our Lady helps USA. This guy is joking.Then he made the team enter hugging because “no, if you enter hugging today, we’ll show the union the team has, that the team plays ball.” Go screw yourself, Gregg Berhalter. Go to hell. You and this horrible team. Go screw yourself and Pulisic, Reyna, that son of a bitch Weah, this Balogun, this disgrace. 1/2
O NO NO NO HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHA
>>142134633>>142134767>>142134774>>142134824>>142134850>>142134864
>>142134912E IMPRESSIONANTE
>>142134912The guy was in the Second Division, in Série B. The team is the worst defense of 2024 and hires a defender from Série B. What are you going to win? What are you going to take? Go screw yourself. Reyna. Reyna is the least to blame, he’s a nice guy, he’s old, you can’t take an old guy who doesn’t have a midfielder. The rest can go to hell.This McKenie: 13 million on this son of a bitch, an idiot, this skinny dumbass. This greedy player is an idiot, the guy doesn’t know there’s another player next to him and doesn’t pass the ball to anyone.This manager, that son of a bitch of this groomed one, with that faggot from that president who has a pig on the table. These two have to eat each other; they have to be eternally in an orgy; they have to eat each other their entire life to end up out of football. For God’s sake, President, you gave 200 million to USA, to Gregg Berhalter to steal from you. You’re very dumb, President. You’re the scum of USA’ presidency. You and Gregg Berhalter, you’re all the same. You didn’t make a plan, you know nothing about football. USA is over. USA has to be reborn with another name, this is the solution. Thank you all. And lastly, go screw yourself, USA.2/2
>weah>pepe>gregg>panamanian chimps>4 minutes>these refs
>>142134686THEY CAN'T EVEN BEAT JAPAN AT HANDEGG
>>142134737why did he do it, bros
>>142134770Embarrassing
>>142134819it's just a game
>>142134907This was the worst result for >us, even if >we beat bolivia tonight, >we won't be safe unless >we secure at least a tie against >you.
LMAO IMAGINE LOSING TO A HAT
You have my sympathy lads
>>142134932Buenos Airesfags, you escape this time.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHA
>>142134918Based Central Americans!
panama > usabut brazil = usatherefore panama > brazil
I’m gooning fr fr no cap
>>142134819Surely you should be celebrating that the Americans are getting into the spirit of Copa America?
>>142134889Good
>>142134954QRD
>>142134932Haven't heard in my entire life about someone finding a wild monkey here
They can still pass
>>142134912>>142134949KEEEEEEEEEK
Why are they such shit at sport? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>142134949I don't really disagree with anything here, but why is he ignoring the blatantly corrupt ref
>>142135083Because it's not a real sport.
>>142135050The webm?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH
The time has changed. We've broken USA since the penalty shootouts in Copa Oro 2023.
>>142135107Unlike handegg? C O P E
so disheartening was feeling like we finally turned a corner and could deal with this stuff, but we're back at square one. Maybe even worse off than we were in 2010 or 2014. What a disaster
>>142135126>tf>calling it handegg
>>142135024damn i missed that image
>>142135141CFL is different :)
>>142134937holy based
>>142134937Hey thats kinda racist
>>142134949>>1421349127 -1
>>142134633Based. I hate all of these faggots who think this is a good team.
>>142135132They were saying how Atlanta is gonna be the home of US soccerLol not anymore it isnt
>>142134937SOUL rant, I kneel
>>142134633Rate my burgers bros
>>142134937I sense you might have some bias on your appreciation based on his skin colour but I might just be reading too much into your comment.
>>142135180they watch Atlanta united, theyre used to embarrassing soccer
Panama surprised me in the game against urugay, especially in the second half.It's a very athletic and disciplined team with some talent. You have to be careful. my personal DARKHORSE
>>142134937
The economic output of me power-scootering to Walmart for a bag of family size Doritos is enough to fund 20 more bullets through palestinian skulls. I literally just have to exist and get fat and my resulting tax dollars continue to wreak havoc and fund israeli backed destabilization and cartel funding in latin america.
>>142134737Wtf? I didn't watch, why did he do this?
>>142134937so fucking based and kino
>>142135230Gregg's ordersNothin' personnel kid
>>142135164It sure is. Your our feeder league
r/mls and r/soccer status?
>>142134937he won't ever start again and we'll beat uruguay its fine
>>142134937lil bro wildin
>>142134937Um...Based
>>142135197What are they topped with?
>>142134937Uhmmm I think your post contains some racist undertones. You might want to review it, bud
>>142134737What a fucking retard.
>>142134918>these are the US flags on 4chinz calling me a brown niggerjej based
>>142134633What have you done USA, we expected this from Mexico, not you.You have disappointed us.
>>142134737sociopolitical factors made him do this
That refball was entirely justified. Your ngbu sucker punched a player. No fucking shit the other team got away with blown calls all game. You had zero sympathy from the ref.
>>142135282Tomatoes, onions and pickles
>>142135294>white kid in the shot One mroe than any argy Pic
>>142134937average soccer fan
>>142135307I knowThat's why we're all hating on WeahDo you see people hating on Gregg or Pepi?
>>142135307turner got hurt before the punch though
>>142135319>than any>mroe>...Pic
>>1421353118/10
>>142135331why would you it be angry at pepi for being useless AGAIN?
>>142134737>he relaxed
>>142134937LMAO
>>142135319based CHI, you guys are always funny
>Carrasquilla sacrificed himself for our victory
>>142135230He’s a nigger being a nigger
>>142134937daddy chill
>>142134932those monkeys are not the same thing you associate with apes or black people
>>142135262>your
>>142134937another thinly veiled racist post
>>142135384that shit was fishyI think he made a bet that he was getting a red card, otherwise that chimpout was too random
>>142134937I can imagine English anons posting this pasta once they get eliminated in the Euro next month
>>142134737kek wtf
>>142135439kinography
>>142134737I mean this is fucking stupid but this shit happens every goddamn game with other CONCACAF/CONMEBOL teams and the worst you get is a yellow. Some Peru guy literally fuckin headbutted a Canada player and nothing happened. I'm starting to understand why you fags always talk about how rigged soccer is
>>142134770pashvnsovlkino
>>142135439proud of Puli for retaliating but not doing enough to get red carded too
>>142135439beautiful clean cut kick
>>142135294im not a huge fan of u guys.... but laughing at amerikeks at least connects us
>>142134937this is proper racismnot just calling anyone you dislike a monkey, thus devaluing the word reserved for black africans.
>>142134770>AHHHHHHH NOOOOOO WE WERE SUPPOSED TO SEE THEM GET BTFO IN THE QUARTERS NOT LIKE THIS
>>142134937truer words have never been spoken...
>>142134770the little chicano in blue is smiling lmao
>w-we don't car-ACK! KWAB
>>142134770what race is the crybaby ? looks asians
>>142134737he relaxed
>>142134903Please beat Bolivia 8-0 so you can play your B team next game
>>142134770tfw you get your bussy blown out by coyotes just so your new country can lose to panama
>>142135439>DIE PULLIPUSSY
>>142135439yuros could never
>>142134770100% pure blooded american.
>>142134937Greatest post to ever grace this board
>>142134937and THERE it is.....
>>142134937ADVERTISERS GET DOWN
>>142135622
>>142134937Blatant screencap bait. You'll never be that dutch anon from WC 2014
PANAMA PANAMAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>142134937um....based
>>142134783absolute unit
>>142135439based murderball
>>142135439Absolute kino
As an American I'm confused. You CAN'T punch a fella in the back of the head? What kind of sport is this?
>>142134937truth nuke
>>142134937Post too based for the mods
>>142135307>sucker punchedit wasn't even a punch. he shoved the guy
Lmao semen slurper fans are so mad. The only thing I hate more than the sport is US fans.
>>142135439I wish european football had more such moments.
>>142135229Lel based fuming
>>142134783Thinnest American
>>142134937 (Dead)
>>142134995You are all the same shit, Juan
>>142134633HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>142134872christ, no wonder the show bombed
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
>>142134932people from Rivera are weird but they aren't monkeys, that map is bullshit lmao
>>142134932We aren't wild, we live in cities now
>>142135439Every British player would roll around the floor for 15 minutes and demand the perpetrator be arrested for assault with a deadly weapon
>>142134633Trust the plan. Usa still goes through if they get more points than panama in the last match.
>>142134633Kwab
>>142134633Mexico lost. The big mexico lost too.
>>142134982Berhalter claimed that Southgate was his, "mentor"
>>142135786wish I could have cn it
>>142134633HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>142134966Look at your kinds, and you will get it.
S
>>142134633It came down to Panama being better at murder ball, and Burgers keep Gregg Berhalter. This guy is like the American version of Shitgate.
beaten by a country with 1 canal and junglethey dont even have football fields
>losing to shipyard workers and clerks
>>142134633honestly spent more time watching the track and field olympic trials than I did even thinking we'd get out of a first round in soccer
Bidens america
HAAAAA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA ULIULIULIULI HAHAHAHAHAAAAAA
Time for Canal Boogaloo 2.0: Even Juster CauseDO IT AGAIN STORMIN NORMAN!
>>142135304That got a real life audible kek out of me
>>142135439Van Halen would be proud of this
>>142134737>>142135471This is just the sweet third-worldism that is essential for soccer. You either love is or hate it.
>>142134633Isnt panama good?
Gonna want this energy when we clap Uruguayan cheeks
>>142134900>-how the FUCK was that only +4 stoppage?The Panama red card at the end of the game was 4 minutes alone. WTF?
>>142135471Nobody will get this, bro but you're right. It's not even a punch, you can tell by the way the Panama player took it. This shit isn't just restricted to our hemisphere either. Messi grabbed a dudes neck like this. Yellow for sure.
>>142134897grimm innit
>>142145068>not being prepared for muderballwere just not good brother, face it, not parking the bus after the goal was criminal