Sad edition
shit team
Convoy bros I dont feel so good
glad panny got traded
NATHANMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACKINNONWITHTHEHART
Flames and Islanders
>rags
DUUUUUUUUURRRR FLAMES DURRR WE TRADED AN OVERPAID BUM DURRRRRR WE SUCK DURRRR
Oilers and Rangers
How come no one ever talks about the sabres?
The nhl awards are such a joke. it's shit like that that makes americans think hockey is not a real sport. makes the nhl look rinky dink. even the players look like they hate being there
>>142135661if we don't get tij im off the convoy
>eat bread :)>trade bread :(
Don't cry because it's overSmile because it happened
>>142135702small marketirrelevant since losing briere and druryhalf of the crowd is canadianamerican snes
Thank you Panny for all the memes and good times! Can't say I am even that sad to see you go, mostly cause that Tree contract was really bad. Godspeed my man. Keep cleaning house Conny, you got a few more guys to go.
>>142135702They've been pretty irrelevant since the Miller era
>>142135702Shitty team with no cups and little hope for improvement t. Sabres fan
>this got almost 6M dollars
You have been visited by the Deng of old school /sp/. Good luck, good threads, and power ranking posts will be yours, but if and only if you post “thank you based Deng” in this thread.
>>142135728You were my perfect friendRight there until the endI'm forever missin' you until we meet again
Isn’t this a good thing that he got traded? He’s a overpaid bum why are flames fans whining?
>JUNE 26: Chicago Blackhawks acquire forwards Ilya Mikheyev and Sam Lafferty, and a 4th-round pick in the 2027 NHL Draft from the Chicago Blackhawks for a 2nd-round pick in the 2027 draft.sheisty
>>142135670Why Mackinnon over the other guys?
>>142135785Because he was a likeable guy. Do you actually think we cheer for the flames based on the product on the ice.
>>142135785We're doing our best Stephen impressions
>>142135785because he was our perfect friend
>Flames are under the cap floorOffer sheet Rempe 5.5 million
>>142135836>>142135830Flames aren’t likeable they have a player facing rape charges and drafted a convicted rapist in Finland
>>142135828he didn't have one yet
>>142135877rape board newfag
>>142135828Mackinnon not winning yet helps, the Hart is a media vote after all.
Flames need to immediately start weaponizing capspace by taking Jeff skinner for buffalos first overall
Did you guys see that charlie lindgren got a hart vote kek
>>142135939post Hart vote
>>142135939i care so little about the nhl awards that you convinced me the hart was the goalie one for a second or two
>>142135969
>spend years in /hoc/ acting like mangipiane isnt an overpaid bum>the instant he's gone the narrative turns to hurrrrrrer he was overpaid anyways flames win againFlames are the most disingenuous faggots in these threads and anything they post should be immidiately disregardedNothing but lies and hyperbole straight out of their ass in these threads. Annoying as fuck. Can't wait to see what complete piece of garbage player they decide to start spamming next season.
>>142135785Not whining. It's a satisfied mutual parting of ways. Panny pros>plays really hard every game every shift>will stand up for himself no matter the opponent>feel good draft story >memes Panny cons>manlet >italian >stone hands >proven plug, skill not there>part of the flames loser core >terrible treliving contract The cons outweigh the pros. I'm kinda happy he's traded for a 2nd rounder and that he's still got life as an NHL'er
Utah Antelope Islanders are gonna run this league
>>142136004cock eaters tell me aho is elite kwab
interesting how the canucks were essentially a minor league team that got promoted to the major
>>142136017Oliver Kylington is the toughest defenseman in the league because he beat depression
>>142136017I'm afraid you've been worked buddy
>>142136040Dube is battling mental health too
>>142136017Sorry buddy you'll never ever get leverage over us to make fun of us. The fact you're mad that fans aren't crying about this makes it even better. Shows that you're a petty vindictive faggot at heart.Panny had his last two seasons massively under-performing his contract value.
>>142136094Shut the fuck up retard
H U B E R D E A UUBERDEAU
I saw the Stanley Cup at a strip club here in Miami last night AMA
that's why they call him Big Deals Brad because he kept handing out big deals
>>142136137Did it look better than the strippers?
damn Quebec is going to be lucky to get a Stanley Cup winning team in the Panthers, kitties turning into huskies!!
Conroy hasn’t lost a trade
>>142136154Some of the girls were so fucking beautiful, like beyond hot, just beautiful. Some looked flat out busted and strung out.It was hilarious, they all got super pissed when the Cup and players came out, everyone just ignored their wiles and they all just sat in the back of the place and played on their phones
>>142136137They went without hoob… that was his favourite place
>>142136137Have you guys seen the video of Reinhart trying to cross the street in florida with the cup and nobody stops for him kek
Royle on calgarypuck said the flames have a big deal in place for the draft tomorrow.
>>142136300hoob status?
>>142135702They should move to houston, would make them more relevant
the big game is starting soon
>>142135728No Im crying
shit teams
https://thehockeynews.com/womens/pwhl/batherson-and-greig-sibling-ties-bind-the-pwhl-and-nhlhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4gCmcioV3FQ
>>142136367They need hoob because they're under the cap floor now
>>142136531>Boston Collreally? Why not just abbreviate it to BC if they're too lazy to put 3 more letters
>>142136300They're trading for me
>>142136367Still hanging by his noose unfortunately.
Vancouver 1994Calgary 2004Edmonton 2006Ottawa 2007Vancouver 2011Montreal 2021Edmonton 2024Who's next and will they end the curse?
All the flames players I liked are leaving.
>>142136108No, i'll say what I have to say. I'm not gonna sit idle and let complete retards like you run your mouth spewing vitriol as if there's any truth behind it.
>>142136651Atleast we have zary wolf and popsicle
>>142136633The leafs'll bring it home to canada sometime in the 22nd century
>>142136651No, all Flames players have left. Big difference, go look at the 2022 roster and now, there is like 4 guys left from that roster.
>>142136656Shut the fuck up retard
>>142136663And coleman and that's it
>>142136531I want marital ties with the PWHL
>>142136633The Toronto Maple Leafs in 2025. They will end it, in dominant fashion.
>1993
>>142136702Ryan reaves conn smythe hart art ross and rocket richard trophy incoming
next season will be ours, canebros!
>>142136686Yeah but I'm not going to cry over like lindholm or gudbranson or hanifin. Tanny and johnny and chucky I miss. And lucic and moneyhands and even tyler foli and zaddy
I went out for a smoke by my back door and when it was done I no shit turned around and there were 7 skunks dir3crly behind me sneaking under the gate in to my yard about 6 feet away from me
>flames are 6m under the cap floor nowHow fucking bad are they going to be next season?
>>142136762They have to be bad so Habs don’t steal their draft pick thanks treliving
>>142136762Debrusk 9 million 7 years will save them
>>142136762Conroy is cooking up for FA retard
golden knights released a fucking ridiculous 4th of july shirt, might buy it
>>142136792>get rid of overpaid shitters>immediately overpay more shitters
>>142136762they're getting reinhart
Craig Conroy lost all of his trades so far and nobody should trust him>but muh picks!
>>142136841We should write in Lou he's the best gerontocrat we have
>>142136831yes
>>142136872Lou would usher a new cleanshaven ubermensch empire
we finally solved the case bob ^_^
I am so glad that gay perpetual 're-tool' narrative is dead, all that ever achieved was continuous mediocrity. Flames are re-building, and doing it right. By the time the team is cup ready Gary should have been fired or stepped down because of his debilitating mental disability. New arena will be built too. All things are progressing on smoothly.
oh cool a new trip I can filter!
>>142136762Tyler Bertuzzi 8 million x 8 years full NMC
i went to hs with mangiapane lol fucking insane to see memes and shit of him on here
>>142136908ya seething, emptymonton shitters fangay?
Half bong till Mapleegg, you sad, mopey fucks...
>>142136921I hope you enjoyed them because washington won't be making any
Mang had 2 years grace given to him by management to prove that he is capable of playing up to that contract that Treliving signed him to. Those two years showed he couldn't. Thats the reason why flames fans aren't upset about Mang leaving because he's not worth his contact and it hurts the team.
>Raped bitch is backoh boy!
>>142136943It doesn't hurt the team the flames are under the cap floor rebuilding and he's not blocking anyone from playing
>>142136663And Bedard's cousin in 2026
LMAO MCFRAUD NO AWARDS
>>142136663Matty Scorenato
>>142136947last night it was discovered he replies to himself on two ips
>>142136696
>>142137024Great ahl player
>>142137027Any screenshots?
>>142137024BustShould've finished Harvard then fucked off to the Liiga
Connor zary was the 8th best rookie that’s pretty good
I'm glad we got rid of him.
Whatever I hate this flame era. This league too actually
>>142137056dont feel like capping but it was in this thread>>142115008
Who is the most elite jew. Quinn Hughes or Hyman?
i wonder how the two old retards debate is going
It's Gary's fault McDiveid couldn't score and Nullsaitl couldn't get a single shot in game 7
>>142137140Bettman should run
>>142137129i sense a drop off in hymans production
Oh boy more paranoid schizophrenic accusations just what this general needed
>>142137148he'd never leave office with his rigging skills
>>142137140This is boring as shit. There will never be a debate as kino as 2016 again.
>>142137140retarded and low energy
>>142137140if you remember that alex meruelo press conference it's like there were two of them
Utah should trade for Derek Ryan since he’s mormon
>Oh!
>>142137192just like my islanders
cute
>>142137233Leafs should be at the bottom
>>142137117Yeah you can cheer for check thief number 1 check thief number 2 mercenary russians that only exist to be traded at the deadline and draft picks. Calgary coyotes
>>142137228This, but my Penguins.
>>142137154this is clearly rb talking to himself
>>142137279I have it on mute and I'm just watching his face
>>142137305You at mentally ill
>>142137305[Good News] is a /pw/ thing don't think so
>>142137306Only way to play, his expressions are insane
>>142137325Retard
when is the presidential rookie combine?
>>142137336
>>142137336You need to take a break from this place
>>142137202kek
>>142137345Make them skate
>>1421373252022
>>142137370Easter was chilly that year
>>142137259true, the threepeat may never come on the menu again
Nothing wrong with being 45 years old and talking to yourself online. I do it all the time
>>142137362Even the libtards are saying it's over for him
Video killed the radio starr
>>142137362it's pretty grim. he was a sharp as a tack chad back in his vice presidential debates.
>>142137362He's been that way for the past 4 years, but since no one cared to watch what he actually said, they could cherry pick out all the senility
>he says he's 45 all the time, whatever that means
real grim off season hours
>>142137516Is the award show over yet?
Hellebuyck should win the vezina
>>142137541I think he may
>>142137541I've got good news for you
Saros re-signed with Nashville for 8 years @ 7.4 million per year
>>142137576Lou and Gary would be good regime functionaries
florida panthers hockey
>>142137595Trotz is a better GM than Lou. Sorokin is paid more than that and didn't even play in the playoffs
>>142137325Carter used to talk to himself on the old /asp/ board. made other trips and had conversations with himself
where does askarov go
>>142137647Trotz is also the best coach
>>142137576The 2 term rule is retarded
>>142137657Carter was dimes in hindsight so were yelissa and takertranny
>>142135715then you might as well hop off now, because Tij is going at like 4th or 5th
>>142137617careful they execute pedos here
>>142137671learn to read. >He wants
There was some stupid ass awards show tonight? The NHL did a horrendous job promoting it
>>142137671naw, it should also include congress and the senate
>>142137657>carter shart>stuart shitter>binnington>canadian goaltending
.... would you?y'know... maybe even a little bit?
>>142137403>was malarkeyposting back in 2012>now a certified chud ready to do some watchlist shitwhere the FUCK does the time go?
>>142137710I didn't know even know it was on tonight. NHL is retarded mickey mouse league
it's so joever
>>142137753
nhl bad because my team lose >:(
>>142137842True
he's fat
>>142137647Trotz literally lowballed the shit out of Saros lmfao. All that talk about trading him and you get him to that? I’d be pissed if I’m Saros.
>>142137842nhl bad because it has a favoritism issue
he'll be one of the players of all time, mark my words
>>142137842True, real and based
>>142137842pwhl good because my team win :)
>>142137840Based I love this meme
>>142137725cute girl what do her small budding tits look like?
>>142137887it's garys fault that my team is shit and run by retards
>>142137725does it come with a cute feminine penis
business idearename hoc into ptghocor hocptg?
Steinberg says it as it is.
>>142137671As retarded as the 3rd place party propping up the government everyone hates for 3 years?
>>142138028how the hell is mangiapane 28
Man jewish people have shit genetics. Hughes isn't actually that much taller than Gary.
>>142138028Cap space for what?
flames need askarov
>>142138059Our islanders captain anders lee won something
>>142138106Offer sheet Rempe 5.5 million
>>142138056Time flies. Signed 3 contracts throughout his career by now. For an initial 6th round pick to return a 2nd at the end of his tenure is really good considering his floor and peak.
The flames can finally sign tyler johnson
Give me freedomGive me fireGive me TalbotOr I retireSee the shittersTake the ice nowFeel a slight tapI must go downReferees arePenal-giftinAs I statpadRegular seasonsCousinfuckersThey're around usEvery tap-inAll around usSeethe if I don't score oneThrow my jersey, say I'm doneStanley Cup dreams are slipping awayMay as well admit that I'm gayWe all sayWhen I get olderI will be balderI'll get a transplantJust like a raging fagA raging fagA raging fagWhoaaa
>>142138106I have no idea. Just sit back and let the man (Conroy) cook.
flames fucking suckstop making them the op
>>142138241just like my oilers
Let cornoy cook
Hey flamesfags. Sept 22nd. You retards ready to get krakked?
Is a military coup a sport
>>142135741lol the one decent winger fumes have they give away for nothing
>>142138262"I still can't see the puck" - third worlders
my oilers were raped quick deflect to the flames
Add Kraken to the list of shit teams that won't make the playoffs whose fans will shit up /hoc/ all summer.
hey guys this is my first off season...how do we wait 4 months?? Im so pumped to watch my team again
>>142138273This is one of my prouder edits to be honest. Love me Squids.
>>142138326one second at a time mostly
>>142138326Yeah I am sure the leafs will win the cup this year
>>142138321and they're about to lose their only valuable assets lmao
>>142138282Tree contract ruined him.
>>142138416True like connor brown
>>142138323When I'm not making flames related posts I am falseflagging as a krakhead
relegate the oilers to the ahlpromote the wranglers to the nhlpromote the everblades to the ahlrelegate the fort wayne komets to the echlrelegate the fort wayne komets to the sphlpromote the peoria rivermen to the echl
>>142135630>flames KWAB
gary did this
>>142138471hmmthe euro modelcaptcha: vaxw2
do you think he's excited for the draft tomorrow?
>>142138512I thought that was a little nip girl.
>>142138535uh maybe idk
genderfluid
>>142138206Honestly, I'd like to see a player throw his jersey. That would be hilarious.
>>142138620Many Draisaitl jerseys will be burned to ashes this next year
>>14213851224/25 is gonna be another exciting season for california hockey let's go ducks and sharks
behold, the future of elite nhl goaltending
>>142138647no shotsi don't know whyit doesn't even matter how hard you try
Macklin Tetrazzini
lmao mcdavid not even nominated for the lindasy/
>>142138326f1 and tennisi will not watch cfl or baseball
my offseason lasts until april because i don't watch meaningless regular season games
why were roasties allowed to lie and end carter hart and jake virtanens careers without any repercussions?
i don't have an offseason because hockey lives in my heart
>>142138993hart is shitthe cops are doing the phils a favour
>>142138993Should have obtained consent
itunes is worse than that ryan suter-nils lundkvist defense pairing
Who is the most famous Canadian?
>>142139234Gordon Lightfoot
We have been yzerscammed by this yzersham
Can an american give us a qrd on the senile debate
>>142139258Same talking points they've been saying for years. Joe is so old he can barley talk.
>>142139234i would say it's a tie between Shania Twain and Jim Carrey
>>142139234Biebs
We have been yzerflimflammed>>142139258Joe is at the point where he just stares listlessly into space while he's listening and no one can keep a straight face and avoid talking about it anymore
>>142139258neither senile retard could even answer the basic questions being asked
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GiYK_6FxNts
>>142139348Trump was always this dumb but he used to be funny too. Biden's brain is deteriorating in front of our eyes
>>142139234Soon it will be ME
Reddit has shutdown comments site wide
didnt ask
>>142138971Retard
is this shit for fucking realhttps://youtube.com/shorts/9NrtHgUupEYwho hired the unfunny turd
>>142139392Yes you did, now explain WHY she's fit for the goalie position anon.
>>142139234Drake
>people on twitter making fun of Panthers for not having enough fans at their celebrations Literally the definition of rent free. The fuck is wrong with Oilers fans?
>>142139528panthers have no fans, it's grim
friday friday ooh ooh yeah
>>142139234this or Brock Lesnar
>>142139573Used to go to that place every time my family went to the Wisconsin Dells. Absolutely loved it as a kid.
>>142139492this would count as 7 players on the ice and would be illegal
fucking tim hortons pakisthis time one of them looked DIRECTLY at me walking by before locking the door 10 mins earlyi hope she gets deported
>>142139573retard
>>142139542>Copemonton Emptiers
>>142139648He's a good Saskatchewan farmer boy and the biggest MMA draw of his era.
Is Trotz playing 4d chess or is he just retarded?
>>142139628>showing up 10 mins before closekek
>>142139677Well. Some say Trotz isn't making the decisions but someone behind the scenes may be.
>>142139698Swing and a miss bud
>>142139711cope it was a ball
>>142139542Just like my islanders
>>142139649as shit as the teddies are you will never see a section look like that ever. all attendence figures show you is who lies the most
No hockey today
>>142139755No hockey for like 100 days now. Find something productive to do in the meantime.
>productiveyeah righti graduated 4 years agothe only things i want to improve during the offseason are my touhou scores>>142139755women's beach volleyball starts on the 27th in paris
>>142139782April 18th is way more than 100 days
>>142139655he's a pisscuck
>>142135702Haven't been to the playoffs in 13 seasons. The next closest is 8. Their current function is developing players so they can win cups with other teams.
>>142139904They didn't develop ryan o'reilly they just had him
>>142139881Retard>>142139755Watch Australians and Jews and Thai ladyboys with rapey.
>>142139919Not watching shitty junior D level hockey
>>142135630Yeah it’s sad but it needs to happen. Just gotta hope this rebuild takes us somewhere good. It’s the best we can hope for. Maybe just in time for our new rink. >>142135715A true fan does not consider “jumping off”
is that what people do at a game? film it ?
>>142139956seen any vampires lately bro
>>142139930not big on the penguins are we
>>142139963no, i haven't left the house in days
finna go to sleep early tonight
I joke about Taylor Swift being a whore but it really does piss me off. And if I was married to her and I wasn’t filled with so many microplastics I would totally beat the living shit out of her. And I’d do it sober
>>142139956I record at games sometimes for maybe 2-3 minutes max. I often sit in good seats and can get nice videos, got lots of awesome videos of goals/saves/celebration/hits sitting behind the net, on corners, behind the bench/box and stuff like that. I don't hold my phone up over my head or in any way that is distracting to anybody, and I do it without looking at my phone. If I go to a SCF game I'm going to get a clip or two. I've seen a handful of people recording on ipads over the years which is always hilarious.
>>142137541Retard
>>142140052shut up chambers
fucking dumb bitch who plays starlight ruining her face
>>142140052Why are all swifties so mentally ill? It doesn't even make sense. She makes music for normal midwits.
>>142139919>kfar saba kingsSounds much better than LA kings
Hey /hoc/, what's up?
>>142140271'sup bro, nothing much, just chillin'
Congratulations to Nathan MacKinnon for completing the NHL.
WE WANT FLORIDA
It's probably gonna thunderstorm throughout the parade Sunday, feels bad man
>"Those who cannot into exaliftin' are doomed to eternally mire"
>>142140271I normally don't drink, but i plan on getting shitfaced this weekend.
>>142139956I live stream the entire thing fuck broadcasting rights
>>142139698Kek
>>142139234>Who is the most famous Canadian?CELINE DION MY NIGGER
>>142140380She's Swiss.
>>142140286I think it's a bit much for Lou to celebrate this cup like he's the one who actually won it. eating pasta out of it isn't a big deal but him pumping the thing and screaming like he didn't get blown the fuck out for 4 goals in the biggest game of his life and lose his only playoff series as a panther to the fuckin islanders. saying this as a luongo fan since the olympics
So now that the 2 hockey teams I live by are champions at the same time, is Florida officially the state of hockey yet?
>>142140392>She's Swiss.YES SHE IS A SWISS QUEBECKERand she trolls the Habs
>buys Capfriendly>never bother to look at it while acquiring Pierre-Luc Dubois' and Andrew Mangiapane's full contractsHave somebody checked in on Brian MacLellan lately? I think he might have suffered some sort of brain damage.
>>142140433>crapsShit team
>>142140433GMBN needs to die. But then again nothing is relevant as a Caps fan but OVI getting his record and fucking right off.
>>142140442Just like my islanders
>>142140403Florida - the absolute state of hockey.
>>142140433Only karma for being absolute fucking faggots taking away that site from the public.
>>142140480and my penguins
Are all of the Edmonton psych wards still at 100% capacity?
>mangiapane was the third highest paid forward on the flames entire rosterConroy was good to get rid of that shit contract. But Mangiapane was also a fan favorite so its mixed feelings.
>>142140469Mangiapane will steal at least 5 goals from Ovie this season
So who's going to die in an unfortunate speedboating accident this Sunday
>>142140556He'll just elongate the suffering, OVI has 4 years on his contract left with possible 1-year extensions. Even if he's coming out on a wheelchair of skates, he'll still get the record. And the Caps will be sucking until it happens.
>>142140469>But then again nothing is relevant as a Caps fan but OVI getting his recordyes and it is worthwhile goal to get ovi his record.after that, full rebuild needed
>>142140576>>142140556Capitals being nothing but Ovi simps is so funny. But fuck em anyways they're a gay team for retards.
>>142140607Just like my islanders
Wtf why do the sunbeltfags have a cup? :(
>>142140403
Edmonton Eskimos lose again
>>142140607won more cups in your lifetime than your team
>>142140611that's why they're /hoc/'s teammatch made in heaven
>>142140607I am an OVI simp. He used to be an amazing player but I will be the first to admit that he's a husk of his former self and that he needs to fuck off becase he's a waste of space by now.So he should be fed as much as possible (his goal production started creeping up in the 2nd half of the season when he simply got more passes) so he could fuck off faster.
>>142140643Because Draisaitl sucks too much cock. :--DDD
>>142140678The capitals were absolute poverty without ovi they were literally the most pathetic sports team in north america until he came along they are going to be awful without him
>>142140663they're called the elks dumbass
>>142140694I'd argue they suck more with OVI.But there's plenty of young talent playing with the Bears who won TWO CALDER CUPS. So there is hope.
>>142140685Fr fr? I dont care about him. Im a senniesister
>>142140669>>142140643Thank you Gary
>>142140707the hershey bears have always been good and it has never affected the big club. hershey likes ahl hockey so they play older guys more
>>142140573Can latinx even swim?
>>142140774yea
>10000 page book report of Saddam Hussein due tomorrow>can't parse it that much because he was so based
>>142140787Chat GPT literally made school reports and essays obsolete.
Kucherov looked defeated even before the Ted Lindsay was awarded.
>>142140839russians just get petulant if they don't get periodically sodomized with a foreign object
>>142140869I wouldn't drink out of the Stanley Cup with that knowledge
toe drag release
>>142140949>no playoff teamdidnt know who this jamoke was until last week
The trophy awarded to the most valuable player in the Stanley Cup Playoffs is named the Conn Smythe trophy. Smythe is the founder of the Toronto Maple Leafs. Herb Carnegie, at the time was an 18 year old black hockey player. He was destined for a promising career as a hockey player. Smythe, who was the manager at the time, said "I would happily take you tomorrow if you were white". He also offered $10,000 to anyone who could turn Carnegie white. The NHL and NHLPA need to step up, and change the name of this trophy. Conn Smythe was blatantly racist. Racism has no place in our game, country, or world. The time for change is now!
>>142136762they're getting McDavid
>>142140995Lmao yas queen keep the fuckin receipts! The apology has to be as loud as the disrespect!
>>142141112I hope all of you North Americans have thanked and apologized for living on stolen and native land at least once today.
>>142141149i gave one a 30 pack of busch light awhile back im in favored nation status for awhile
>>142141149meanwhile, gary's brother larry..https://youtube.com/shorts/x7IYXOw79FQ?si=WXvrKdxrR_HQzCTt
I hope QMJHL's star prospect Lo\u00efc Usereau gets drafted by error: identifier "team" is undefined so that he doesn't have to wait until <input type="date" value="2024-06-29" />
>>142141255A fake woke American is suppose to be a critic of Israel I assume?
>>142140995
>>142137595>>142137885Drafting Askarov at 11th overall seems like a wasted pick now. Every other team will lowball them if they try to trade him, and he will definitely demand a trade within 2 seasons if Saros is still blocking him. And a $7.74 million goalie contract isn't the easiest to move either if he has 1 or 2 lesser seasons.
>>142140573Tkachuk's greatest hockey play in history is a goal saving assist to Connor McDavid
he's so... obsessed...
>Upload failed.
1993
>>142141630lololo you werbtryina upbload a be nis
>>142141697Classic Islanders hockey
>>142141149All the natives in my state fled to Canada in the 1700s lmao
recommend me good hangover food bros
>>142141697Oilers:-DDDDHoly fuck, can't get over how insufferable Oilers fans were this playoff run. >>142142206Salo. Unironically.
im thinkin the cats gonna two-peat
I hope this fag does the ''griddy'' when San Hosé Sharks end up in the last place again.
APOLOGIZE
>>142142779holy based. judging how sick your giddy hits are should be the decider for tie games instead of gay ass shootouts
>>142142799captain america
>>142142799I apologize that you are trapped in alberta like a zoo animal.
>>142142913cope i can see the mountains from my house
>>142142886true that
trap in albertavs trapped in alberta
>>142142931Mountains are gay and so are you
>>142143024Just like my islanders
Good Morning /hoc/
>>142143088now THAT is a man enjoying life
>>142142945>trap in AlbertaConnor McDavid wants to know your location
>>142142206deez nuts
>>142143088
>>142142931you and your wife looking great pushing that mower
>>142143632nice try retard but this is the wrong city
>>142142931Our skies are so beautiful!
>>142143718sure it is
>>142143747this image has no mountains, nice try bud lol
>>142143774whatever helps you cope with the fact you dont live in a house on silverview dr nw :)
>>142137885Saros agreed to it, though. If he really had a problem with it he could've played out his last year and walked in free agency next year.
>people seriously thought a team without jersey ads would win the cupGary would never allow it.
>>142143784Yes I do budThis is an image from my front yard(other image was back yard)
>>142143820>no timestampi dont believe you, and youve already been caught lying
>>142143632I went to that place on Google Maps. You actually managed to find their neighbourhood lmao
>>142143863geoguessr champ here
Lotta alberta retards itt
>>142143863>>142143860not true you are both stupidi live in medicine hat if you want a hint
>>142143925still dont believe you :)
>>142143820>ski jumping hill in the distanceOh right, you hosted the Winter Olympics one time
When I own property I’ll post pictures of it on /hoc/
>>142143820We have entire states that look like this
>>142143936Its called Canada Olympic Park
I live inside Calgary. Our city is absolutely okay. It’s one of the okayest places to live. I like it mostly overall.
>>142143947I wont ask for them nor care
>>142143993You do not, mountains get shittier across the border
>>142141626the trophy on the leftI can't be the only one who sees it...
>>142144074Buttplug?
>>142144108Yeah. Glad its not just me
>>142144033Its pretty souless but at least we have our Flames and mountains
>>142144145I had never thought about it before and now I will probably never unsee it lol. >>142144151Yeah for sure. I don’t have too many major complaints.
>>142144151>at least we have our Flames and mountainsEdmonton has neither, what are their redeeming qualities?
Thank god it's friday
You can't spell Calgary without Gary
You just finna KNOW that the flames will overpay someone in free agency
>>142144268They have a big mall that I thought was awesome when I was a kid. And they do have a pretty nice area around the river valley, though Calgary also has that.
>>142144268pros-river valley is apparently nicer and is a park though the whole city-big mall-bigger arts scheme-lots of forests and lakes nearby -close to Calgary
>>142144310Whose Cal though and why are they flaming
>>142144337>>142144354>mall mentioned twiceIs it the last bastion of white utopia?
>>142144431It’s a REALLY big mall. It’s got a great water park. And I think it still has an amusement park too along with a bunch of other neat gimmicks. It’s been like 10 years since the last time I was there though. >Is it the last bastion of white utopia?Quite possibly, yes.
>>142135702they haven't made playoffs in ages and yet they're never egregiously bad. a lot of talent has gone through the organization only to leave
>>142144431It pleases the tribe greatly when you visit the mall and perhaps buy a jersey while youre there
>sign your elite goalie to an 8 year extension>have the best goalie prospect in all of hockey in the minorsN/a/shville!
>>142144493>finnish goaltending
>>142144522Russian goaltending
>>142144534Saros mentioned first
>>142144522>pekka
>>142135702/sp/ barely existed the last time they made the playoffs
I know somebody who once met Pekka Rinne. He said he met a guy who was that Nashville goalie. I said do you mean Pekka Rinne? He said yes.
Will Canadian Goaltending ever be legit again or was Price our last shot?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E3uj4p880D0My body is completely ready to see some Gary-kino tonight
>>142144571Fascinating stuff
>>142144594Eventually we should be able to shit out at least enough good goalies for our national team. This is like a weird dry spell right now.
>>142144594Goalies have to be mentally ill to be good thats why Americans, Russians and Finns are good at it
>>142144678that explains the power of finnish goaltending
>>142144678But we used to be able to cultivate weirdos like Patrick Roy and Ed Belfour. I think we should focus our efforts on allowing goalies to become their best selves like that again. Mental health is gay anyway.
where are the trades gary?
I’m still waiting on the Ron Francis side trades
>>142144732Hes upset teams traded before the finals were over so he plans to punish us for it
>>142139603Too much woman
>>142135670He's obsessed
I don't like this trade at all .I like Mange as an honest, gives you everything he's got every shift player, former 35 goal scorer, skilled, tenacious, character player who should be part of the foundation for this re-tool/rebuild along with Backs, Naz, Anderson, Weegar & Huby .Don't like the trade at all.
>>142144678What's the best mental illness for goaliemaxxing?
>>142139352based connor. nice house
>>142144493>have the best goalie prospect in all of hockey in the minorswrong
flames are so fucking shit lmao
>>142144794Conroy cooking :(
>>142145016Just like my islanders
>>142145031naturally, they are allies
>>142145028>pic related
>>142144794washington can protect MAPie
>>142144794F-LAMES screwed uphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qL8oM14TBL4
>>142145120Unsettling image
>>142139234Who is Alex Trebek
gary I have to leave in an hour I need at least one trade for the road
>>142139234Justin Bieber
>>142136891argos undefeated
>>142145369excellent answer, but it's probably drake
duke lesner could have a career in the nhl
>>142139234For me it's
>>142143088Huomenta
Still can't believe >1993 almost ended only to be saved at the last minute
Remember last year when a hockey player of high melanin count murdered a hockey player of lower melanin count by slicing his neck open on purpose? Whatever happened there?
Thoughts about this up and coming tendie?
It's gonna be a long offseason
It's too damn hot outside in Florida for a parade
>>142146177crosby is watching him develop
>>142146232stay hydrated and have fun! :)
>>142146199jlmd
Main things to look forward to in the draft other than the trades?
>>142146547Emily Kaplan humiliating John Mustard
>>142146199don't worry! The blogposting will pick up
>>142135630We are so back
>>142146942zoom zoom
>>142146942Hearing they're gonna have an exciting season this year.
>a land of poo and pee
>>142146942those boys need proper skin care
We have a trade to announce! I have swapped coffee for tea
Where's Stamkos?
>>142147153crying into his asterisks
Just traded not asking for not caring. I retained 50% on the deal
>>142147137good for you for being healthy! I need to reduce my coffee intake
>>142144891autism
>>142147153>almost 40-year-old crosby and marchand make it to canada’s top 6They’ve fallen hard
Still there's a light I hold before meAnd you're the measure of my dreams, the measure of my dreams
>>142147179Has to be that sigma brand of autism or you get the finnish goalie problem
>>142135630Who wins it next /hoc/?
>>142147242Dallas
>>142147242Its McDavids turn next
>>142135630Who wins it next?
>>142147242canada's team, the vancouver canucks
>Ullmark plays vidya>supposedly explosive day for CBJ>Laine to Ottawa so he and Ullmark can autismo over vidya
btw team usa will probably have two brother pairings in that mini-tournament
>>142147272>>142147272>>142147272NEW
>>142135630mangiapene or whatever that thiefs name is has the intelligence of a fruit fly and I am so glad he is gone. Rumour is Rasmus wants out trade his bitch ass
