How does Uruguay keep producing world class players every generation? It's a small country whats the secret
>>142140205they are hungry
We are 4 time world champions we have the foundation
>>142140205Everybody starts playing at age 6 and even tiny towns have 20 team amateur leagues where you can play for free since age 5/6 all the way to the first team
>>142140205They preserve their football fight spirit, la garra charrúa, unlike italians who gave up on it to adopt le tiki pasta and a bunch if gnubus and now they can’t win shi.
>>142140205Uruguay is the closest thing to a Chad liberal social democrat atheist country. Freemasons created a society that calls Easter "tourism week" and Christmas "family day" but the men are like Suarez or Cavani instead of redditors or Czechs that take it in the ass for 200 euros
>>142140205Little Argentina
>>142140205They're Brazilians.
>>142140205smug bitch, correction is needed
>>142140428w-what kind of correction? pray tell!
>>142140205Murderball is deeply rooted and provides sovl to all the kids.
soccer is their #1, 2 and 3 sport.
>>142140205>be uruguayans>try to be a firstoid and study something like aeronautics>cant find a job cuz uruguay>"fine ill kick a ball for pennies"
>>142140609I met a guy in highschool that got 12s in every subject everytime then went on to study THEORETICAL PHYSICS in uni or something retarded like thatI told him that the only guy that studied that and has a job here in Uruguay is his uni professorNow he enrolled in CERP to be a highschool teacher but dropped out after like 2 months idk what hes doing rn, I think he came back to montevideo to finish his worthless degreeBut no the grind for pro Uruguayan players starts in their childhood and like 90% of them dont make it, we're a country of frustrated players that then go watch semi pro regional league and seethe in the stands
some uruguayans have a strict moral code: they might make a lot of money and sell a bit of their soul to jewry but they are loyal to people who help themThey try to help those who supported them growing up. They understand the world is controlled by jews even if they cant express it due to their ignorance, so they try to not let themselves sell 100% of their soul thus preventing Uruguay from being an american playground like Brazil or ColombiaThey reject most of jewish garbage that is shown on TV. Argentinians are somehow like this but they are more prone to bursts of anger and drug abuse
>>142140867>helping players fight the jew>luganopick one bro, lugano has used every tactic on the jew book for his own profit
>>142140205I dont think Darwin Nunez is world class anon yet. But yeh they produce some brilliant players
>>142141002qrd?Either way the guy always helped Plaza Colonia (first club where he saw considerable playing minutes) when hes not even Coloniense and started his career in Nacionalhe's beloved in Plaza, in Sao Paulo and in Fenerbahce that atleast says something good about him
>>142140691When i finished high school i wanted to study math in facultad de ciencias. I remember making a few calls to see how the scene was and yeah, pretty much everyone I talked to who had been there told me to just study to become a math teacher because I'm not gonna be doing "investigations" nor anything.
>>142140205Bitch looks like a dyke
>>142140691>Now he enrolled in CERP to be a highschool teacher but dropped out after like 2 monthsProbably thought it was a walk in the park like high school, specially being a dropout from uni but then got blasted. They're not rocket science but you have to put in hours specially on the first 2 years in any profesorado and maths has the added difficulty plus you've got practice classes with actual kids and many people get put off by that when the moment comes. For starting over he should've done something easy like english, many maths teachers have a uni degree to start with already.
>>142140205QRD on Pechistri ?
>>142140240meds you mentally ill cretin
>>142140386Unlike Argentina they are actually white
>>142140205They all play and love the game
>>142140205i know lots of bitches like her, you guys are way too starved for female attention.
>>142140419Why aren't brazilians like that, all you have are pacey wingers
hunger,they literally drink mate all day because they cant afford food
>>142140205Gordaska
>>142143580>tp>tf
>>142140205they once belonged to brazilthere you have it
Breeding program with Alaska
>>142143871More like diet with alaska lmao fat bitch
>>142144010no pussy faggot
>no pussy faggot
>>142144119>>142144107
>>142143871this>>142143894also this lol
>>142143794>>142143555
>Love Uruguayan girls. Make love to them. Impregnate them. Breed them. Make them cum. Worship their perfect bodies. Drown in their wetness. Ravage their innocence. Conquer their every hole. Fill them with your essence. Make them scream your name. Chain them to your lust. Feast on their pleasure. Break them with your desire. Bend them over and assfuck them hard. Cum on their feet and watch them lick it off. Choke them until their eyes roll back. Spank their asses until they're bruised. Make them gag and choke on your cock until they cry. Use their mouths until their lips are swollen. Tie them up and make them your helpless toy. Cover their faces and tits in your cum. Make them beg, plead, and scream for more. Force them to drink your piss. Punish them with relentless fucking. Spread their legs and ram them mercilessly. Turn them into your obedient sluts. Own their orgasms and deny them at will. Make them crave your abuse eternally. Be happy.
La garra charrúa is much more real than what most outsiders would imagine. It's a curse places upon the Uruguayan people by the last surviving Charrúas, who, after the salsipuedes massacre, vowed to leave their mark on those born in their territory, and thus, Uruguayans are forever destined to carry with them the spirits of those wild, untameable Charrúas who once called these lands their home.
>>142140205they're close enough to Argentina/Brazil to be adequate but not close enough to be WC class
>poor, hungrywhat do those anons mean? uruguay has almost the highest human development index in whole south and central america and the highest growth
>>142147088Even the poorest here don't experience hunger. There's a million benefits they receive to ensure that at least their basic necessities are covered.
>>142144147KWAB
>>142142557
They have footballing culture, but they suck at pretty much everything else in terms of sports.
>>142147088>almost the highest human development index in whole south and central america and the highest growthThat's like being almost the smartest kid in the special needs class
i heard urgay is the chudest country in south americapeople say they believe they are europeans
>>142147195Post brown hands
>>142147205still better than most balkan countries for example
>>142147228don't stay up too late again
>>142147195I'm proving they are not white, fucking retard roach
>>142147307less non-white than you
>>142147298why do you act like my mum?
>>142147307It's derr chikaner, he's seething extra hard today for some reason. Stop replying to him.
>>142147228Newsflash bro, ALL south american countries believe they are European. Especially the brownskinned Argentinians
>>142147157There are 2 white kids in that photo.
great thread guys but uh where are the Gordaska bikini pics
>>142147088urugay is poor as fuck,i been lucky to travel all around south america,even brasil a couple of times sleeping in the beach and shitthe only two times i almost got stabbed was in salinas partido de canelones urugayfucking hellhole forgotten by god,im never going back to that shithole
>>142147157those haircuts look so retarded lmaoo
they're OG but most countries have caught up to them by now
sex with gorda uruguayas
>>142147157BASED guriseswe're not white no /pol/ fags stop mentioning us in your retarded race rants>>142147385only happens in 4chan IRL youve got to have mental retardation AND browse these imageboards to think we're european
>>142147307Hes a retarded ELS, give him some slack lol
>>142147433i very envy south americans and europeanshow cool it is to be able to travel to another country by bus or train for a few hourssouth korea is a kind of island, so there is no foreign country that can travel by landjapan is a convenient and safe overseas destination for us because it is cheaper than domestic travel in south korea and does not require a visa, but i'm not interested in japani want to go to south asia or central asia or western russia, but it is too far and too difficult to be easy
>>142140867albania how do you know this
>>142147433Seething
>>142140240that's cringe, like how some jew'd americans say "happy holidays" instead of the chad classic "Merry Christmas".
>>142148535>fiestas decembrinas
>>142147939South American countries are pretty big, Europe is the best for a quick weekend travel to somewhere else.
>>142140205Dine here. Several reasons, but they boil down to a few key interconnected ones: “baby futbol” and the central role of football in the country’s culture and national identity. “Baby futbol” is the system of youth amateur football leagues, that can be found all over the country. Young kids start playing from a very young age. Despite being amateur, “Baby futbol” is incredibly competitive and ruthless: parents screaming on the side of the pitch, high pressure for kids to make it into professional football, etc. This creates a very harsh natural selection environment. Kids that eventually make it into professional leagues have been through Hell, and are tough enough to resist any level of pressure. Also, spotters attend these “baby futbol” matches to identify young talent to manage or sign for the professional teams, leading to no talented kid ever being overlooked. If you are good, someone will definitely detect you. The other reason is that in Uruguay football is deeply engrained in the country’s culture and national identity. It’s the only sport that people care about, no competition. Everybody plays football.
There are no more street futbol and baby football in brazil because the streets are too violentand drug dealers use those kids to sell drugsBack when drug dealing wasnt so popular the kids would be playing football instead of helping Jovenilson da Silva smug cocaine from one place to another
Back in the 40s, 50s, 60s, 70s and even 80s it was normal for kids to play in a nearby "terrenao" like pic, but they cant because of violenceThere would be kids from the neighborhood, mostly middle class, and poor people eventuallyIronically, one of these football pitch like pic where I grew up is now today a big pentecostal Church called Igreja Universal do Reino de Deus
>>142142557Ronaldo Araujo being the whitest. Stop spamming this weird meme, genghis.
What kind of girl gets a tattoo of her dog?
>>142150063Remember when people said it was over for her? She’s getting hotter not the other way around, it’s like a 10/10 on the 6/10 category
In my city (Diadema), the local city council bought a giant place similar to pic in the 70s for amateur football and kids football Today the city hall is selling it
>>142147793Says the pseudoeuropean on /sp/
>>142140205They play in the Brazilian Championship.
>>142147088not true, things like cars or appliances are 2x twice more expensive in Uruguay than here, and we have a 200% inflation
>>142150087Too gummy
>>142140867Unironically, there are Europeans who fetishize South America to this degree.
>>142143555Their players are stuck here, while ours go to Europe at the age of 17 and are stuck in shitty European soccer.De La Cruz is an example.We have a Rafael Veiga playing in Brazil at the same level as De La Cruz or better. But they'll call up Paqueta instead of Veiga.The Brazilian national team is a business center for shitty players who stay in Europe.
>>142140205Uruguay is based, hope they win the Copa
I don't know, but I've met 6 urugays in my life, and they're pretty cool people. Four of them I still talk to and I'm friends with, so I hope they win the Copa.
>>142150332If De La Cruz played in manchester city he would dominate the prem
>>142150368Yes, Veiga too.And many examples of players from the best teams in Brazil today. But we'll go with Bruno Guimarães, we'll go with João something, we'll go with a left winger from Porto RNG, Danilo old garbage.Vina was playing in the Italian Serie B. Before he came back. De la Cruz had his chance in Europe and was regurgitated.While there's Brazilian trash who have to play just because they're Brazilian and they're awful. Soccer is a businessman's business in Brazil today.Veiga plays at least 10 times more than Paqueta.
>>142150523De la Cruz never played in Europe
>>142150332FUCKING THISRichard Rios is a reserve at Palmeiras. He's a starter in Colombia and plays more than anyone in the Brasil NT midfield today.If Zé Rafael was Uruguayan or Colombian he'd be a starter.Selenike
>>142150677MB. But so be it, there are Brazilian players playing better than him today. And De La Cruz is better than Paqueta, but it's Paqueta's astronomical garbage who gets the call in Brazil NT.Why is that? Because the Brazilian national team is a space for players' business lobbies.
>>142150677He would, if he was Do La Cruzinho instead of De La Cruz
>>142150850He wouldn't be called up and we'd have to see Paqueta. Veiga plays as much as him or more and is still in Brazil.
there is a uruguayan anon and an argentinian annon obsessed over masturbationThey talk about suicide and masturbation all day, they can't see real life
>>142150226better than the sudacas who fetishize europe tb h
>>142150226they're clowns, but the viralatas from here that suck euro cock deserve to be shot
>>142151085Yes. I agree.
>>142140225playing soccer for free? couldn't be the US
>>142150785How long before Angelo, the player with 129 games and 5 goals for the worst Santos team in history, is in the national team?
>>142140691If you ever talk to him tell him to come to Dublin there'll be something for him here (if he knows how to ride a scooter)
>>142140220>we
>>142151212He already has a video highlights with electronic music.Halfway there.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YzL5x9aRLhI
>>142151135You pay to play? What?
>>142140240>and Christmas "family day"No uruguayan does that
>>142147191We're pretty good at rugby, considering that it is played by 500 chetos
>>142150087>10/10let’s pump the breaks there, at BEST shes a 7, don’t get me wrong, she’s cute with a nice pair of tits but calling her a 10/10 is generous
>tfw one has to pick between pig gordas or anorexic flacas chetasI need to get me a good brasilera
>>142150045>but they cant because of violenceWhy would criminality be interested with a bunch of kids playing football on some dirt.
>>142152023would
>>142152023Eyes off
>>142152023I'd swap a Brazilian for a dino.
You can't suffer in brazil
>>142150063a complete NPC (i.e. Alaska)
>>142152852https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uAPd6R-4vWAYou can´t suffer too.
https://youtu.be/XEddgnxDnmQYou can't suffer
>>142150063You never saw a girl get a tattoo of her boyfriend before?
>>142152988Give me an Uruguayan feminist who doesn't wear a bra. As long as she's thin.And I'll give you a bunduda carioca.Done deal.
>>142152852>>142152935>>142152988>>142153050"You can't suffer""No, YOU can't suffer!""No friend, YOUUU can't suffer! I suffer!""No my dear friend, it is you that suffers leff. I suffer every night, alone in my country..""My friend.. maybe we both suffer..""Come here...""You complete me.."***Deep kissing begins***"We will not suffer.."*Anal sex begins*
>>142149990>Jovenilson da SilvaBrazilian names are pure SOVL
>>142153089I don't want an American whale.You suffer.
>>142153132No wait, you have to say I can't suffer, so we can have a back and forth "no I suffer more" exchange that ends in hot steamy gay sex
>>142140205Gordaaaa
>>142147433>sleeping in the beach of salinas, like a retarded hippie, when theres a crackhead shantytown a few balnearios away known to everybody (neptunia)maybe you should check with the locals before
>>142150063who is this and are there nudes
>>142151861it's about $750 for a reputable kids league and three to four times that for teenagers depending on travel cost
>>142153215Me pone la verga
>>142153254Yes there are nudes, but you'll first have to ask her to undress and get permission to take photos.But until then, no there aren't any nudes
>>142151871its a batllismo thing, but officialy its called that
>>142153264broke ass nigga alert
>>142151861yes, that's why it's played by talentless white kids and why all the poor athletic kids play basketball
>>142147088All of South America is the same. There are places you can go and you'll look like a first worlder, and there are places that are a complete shihole.Every country has inequality, people going hungry and so on.Of course, places like Paraguay and Bolivia are worse, but overall it's 50 shades of the same.I've traveled all over South America watching Palmeiras, the Argentine hippie is crazy to stay sleeping in a place he doesn't know.
>>142147134least deranged state bureaucrat>>142152023skinny dinos are 90% of times jew-adjacent, while catholic chetas, although muted by clothes, excercise and diet, have that awful pear shaped dino body... skinny is elite here
>>142153841Nah I've seen a shitload of plank skinny chetas who were opus dei weirdos, one even looking at some bible app on her phone.
>>142150332>>142150701>le call local league shitters to the nt meme xDBeen there, done thatIt doesn't end well
>>142154203No one wants to call a team only from the Brazilian championship, but there are players who simply should be there. Like De la Cruz, Arrascaeta, Vina play in Uruguay and should be there. Some Brazilian players should be too. Colombia the same thing, a team with a lot of players from the Brazilian championship playing well in the NT.
>>142140205Street hunger, mate, and the whole country specializes in the sport from a young age
>>142153349Yes. And a century after the name change everybody calls it Christmas. Same thing with Propios. Imagine telling the tachero "take me to Rivera and Bulevar Batlle y Ordoñez, feliz día de la familia". Lol.
>>142140205The sad reality is that if Uruguay stopped being a little rebel province and accepted annexation by Argentina we would have 8 world cups by now
>>142155761World cups won before 1980 don't count
>>142157190Give me one reason why without sounding like a FIFA dick sucker
>>142157258But I'm a FIFA dick sucker..
>>142150087todos los dias la veo morfándose un paty
>>142143555Uruguayans eat more meat.
>>142140691A physics degree is useless everywhere unless you become a teacher or get a PhD from a good school then you can get work at any top tech company or go into academics.
>>142150063Negative canthal tilt makes her genetic trash.
>>142150523>Soccer is a businessman's businessVery true, not just in BrazilThat's a problem in many national teams, the portuguese for example
>>142150063YJK
>>142149683>>142149990>>142150045This is how it should be, kids playing in streets after school
>>142140205hunger,you cant walk two streets in montevideo without people asking you for money or foodis even worse in the countryside,i almost got stabbed in salinas
>>142154351>Street hungerIsnt Chile and Uruguay like the only first world developed countries in that god forsaken continent?
>>142150063>She has a dogIt's over
>>142168443Yeah, everyone unironically saying hunger are seething argies who got cucked out of their GFs by uruguayan dollars. Reminder we do sex tourism in their country
>>142140205>nuStanleychink garbage
>>142150063A white girl i.e. a girl that fucks her dog.
>>142140205poverty and boredom,outside of montevideo theres nothing to do in that argentina wild province known as urugay
>>142140205who?
>>142140419no
>>142150063Thou only knowest
>>142151965I think he means that she's a 10/10 6/10
>>142153254
>>142142557They have afro-uruguayans
>>142140205Is she at the copa or not?
>>142171935Her teeth look like they're going to go black
>>14214020510% of their male population are composed of football players
>>142150063Ya tu sabe
>>142140205They don't.
>>142140240>In Uruguay, the public holiday on December 25 is officially known as Family Day (Día de la Familia) rather than Christmas, for the sake of secularism.>it's real
>>142140205>world class players every generationWho are you talking about? There hasn't been once since Suarez, who barely made the cut
>>142140205all of the high-testosterone Italians migrated to uaregay
>>142140205short man syndrome
>>142168077but this phenomena is fairly recent, started in the late 2000s and only got to its terrible current state during the pandemic
>>142187454>falling for the salinas baithello newfag tourist
retarded sexo con alaska
