Pavement

bardering later. will make v5 look like a joke

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wtf? the holly willoughby stalker was zachy???

>>142145701
Vegetarians can't climb

>>142145711
>weird schizo threats
>serial killer vibes
>told police he spends 99.9% of his life online

And you think this is somehow like Zachy?!?

Bard is the biggest neek in the UK after Henry Zeffman

Series 3 of the bear excruciatingly boring, got

just remembered this boomer bought a literal TV for his bedsit lmao. then he'll pretend he's all hip for phoneposting

Dreading pre bouldering stretches
Fucking hate stretching
Call me stiffy B

>>142146029
Just comfier watching TV on a TV rather than at a computer like some perpetually laptop thumbing neckbeard, really don't know where you are coming from here. Also if a girl comes round are you going to stream a movie or something lol

>if a girl
oh plebby, you do amuse us

That has in fact happened before

>>142145695
not a sport

Deanos simply can't into cricket. Not tarqy enough

https://x.com/England/status/1806658822947176725?t=s4AVC5pU4--eOAL2NUwC3w&s=19

only poster who twitterposts is a certain fat jeet (but, until recently, deeply ashamed of it) with a yank flag
maybe the schizo lad is onto something after all

>only one poster out of everybody on /cric/ ever references the unknown and niche website "Twitter"

that's true though
>everybody on /cric/
about 10 people

Going bouldering

bumdering tonight, bouldering tomorrow

>>142146618
what sort of routes you hoping to barder today mate? got a v4 in your locker? x

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YOU TAKE YOUR CAR TO WORK
I'LL TAKE MY BOARD
AND YOU'RE OUT OF FUEL
I'M STILL AFLOAT

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>>142146929
chud song

don't find this bardering meme that entertaining. feels v forced really

>>142147003
t. increasingly nervous fat neek

Just did a V5

Not a v7 I notice

Going donedon next weekend

V5bros... he's winning now

thoughts on anime zachy?

>>142147964
Quite liked NGE when I watched it this year
Overall find it hard to engage with because it cartoon lol

>>142147964
>>142148084
nonce twats

>meanwhile, also plays pet dragon anime video games designed for 12 year olds

>>142148127
Once a year max

Playing dragon quest XI is a better use of ones time than /cric/

Playing dragon quest XI is more of a sport than t20

mad how fatty b has been switching so much between uk, england, and scotland flags. almost as if...

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>Overall find it hard to engage with because it cartoon lol
>
oh my dayyyssssss zachy lad lol
actually feeling second hand embarrassment this time

im going to bed

>>142148573
I don't play video games for the story
That's what killed gaming

i used to like crazy taxi

Having an after bouldering suck of sunburst by vocation brewery (at bouldering)

>bouldering
>>>/asp/

Some upfront zoomer chad commented on my bulging bicep veins
Replied I make nurses jobs very easy when I go for injections, but not vaccines of course! (yes I actually said that out loud)

cool story
when are you going on your date?

>>142150041
extremely zesty post this mate

>>142150041
Did you hawk tuah after?

>>142150054
What date. Don't feel like I'm due another for a few months, going on trends

>>142148573
I want to fuck Jade/Martina

Think I'm beginning to understand why bouldering is more affectionately known as bumdering now

Might go bouldering tomorrow morning

Depends on how my arms/hands feel though

>>142151124
Good game innit

Sucking cider

What's happening lads? I'm after finding out bumdering is an olympic sport now just like synchro swimming and break dancing

That's not Daniel

Bardering later. Looking forward to watching bardering at the Olympics

Why am I forced to see Ir*sh posters?

>>142151496
Vegetarians can't climb
Dave McLeod notes how red meat in particular is the one dietary thing that helps him climb better

watching glasto lads
dua lipa soon. legit good pop

Dire mass produced slop. Don't know single one of her songs and I'm honestly not out of touch in that way, she just doesn't have any catchy songs

Find it mind-boggling how she has had something ridiculous like 17 number ones lmao
Literally has zero songs, quite hilarious

Also
Her album titles absolutely fucking suck

lots of incel seethe there mate
I should have said decent* pop tbf - and yeah it is decent
she's no peak Madonna or anything though

It's not incel seethe her music is just really bad

when are we going out for a beer lads

>>142151894
Bootham Tavern tomorrow 6pm

>>142151774
objectively not true though is it
not like she's a one hit wonder

stop shilling Dua and start shilling The Hundred

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City Bloc Leeds tomorrow I reckon
Why not
3 days in a row

full quote ends "unless it's an utter reddit hobby"

>>142151989
You are very correct more like a zero hit mind- boggling wonder

Business idea:
Dua singing during the innings break for The Hundred final

>>142152043
Cope and seethe, fat boy

Dua lipa, the hundred and five guys shill are all the same person

>>142152059
why did you make it even shorter? Wouldn't purists make 10 day test matches instead

yeah whatever zachy, tried telling you for months but you're either being a stubborn contrarian or more likely seriously need to get some taste
anyway she's on now lads. tune in if you want some half decent zoomer (I think) pop hits

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are lass

>>142151894
After bardering

>>142152095
has zero hits

>>142152133
Dire gimmick

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I HATE THE WAY THAT YOU ARE SO SARCASTIC
AND YOU'RE NOT VERY BRIGHT
YOU THINK THAT EVERYTHING YOU'VE DONE'S FANTASTIC
YOUR MUSIC'S SHITE
IT KEEPS ME UP ALL NIGHT UP ALL NIGHT

thoughts on Dua turkbro?

>>142152174
her army of songwriters using ai write catchy songs
but it's difficult to relate to shit like new rules as a guy

> to write catchy songs
It's even worse than that
Even that's not true

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decent take

>>142152209
was responding to >>142152192 of course

ignore the tastelet

>>142152220
shit like this ain't bad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=98OFEa1FKb8

but we're here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P_vI3FV1H4U

Had a great week desu
Lots of bouldering and wanking, haven't really worried too much
Maybe it's impossible to suffer in York

any cricket going?

Any bardering going?

not even zachy but it really is a very dire gimmick this time
not even smart word play

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>BBC Breaking News Alert
>*check phone*
>Dua Lipa is about to take the stage at Glastonbury

>>142152288
Not yet
Looking forward to spending long days in pubs in york watching windies in England soon though

>>142152307
Really odd gimmick

The 'b' in zachy b stands for bard

>>142145653
> england team

> full kurt zouma negroes

Actually hate this new Charlie xcx album
Only song I vaguely like is sympathy with a knife, quite like talk talk
It's been viral marketed heavily as a hipster alternative to Taylor swift/dua lipa etc, but it's actually way worse than how im feeling now

it's shite
saw plebby b fall for the marketing the other day though kek what a brainlet

If Ricky Gervais had my body
He would start an only fans

>>142152499
>Me
>A brainlet

Lel

Zachy "retarded dumb cunt" B

Im clever in my own way ok

Zachary "midwit" Bowers

this NZ lad is a bit of a strange on
saw him posting the 'I'm gay for zachy' gimmick for a few weeks but not seems to have switched to the 'hate zachy' gimmick
bit stalkerish mate. serial killer vibes even

Yes I do, want to go bouldering in Leeds tomorrow

Is this "NZ lad" in the room with us right now?

I'm not necessarily addicted to bouldering
I am addicted to entire columns of overhang routes I've not seen before, that shit makes me feel like a kid in a sweet shop

oh shut up you unbearable bore
fuck off back to /cg/

*oh shut up you unbearable bore
fuck off back to /cg/*

WOMEN ARE FUCKING RETARDED

>>142145653
damn, BBC dominating even cricket now?

>>142153010
Women are fucking zachy???

Is russia really so bad considering it has the most good chess players and fittest women?
Literally spent an entire weekend in Scarborough last weekend, and didn't see a single attractive woman all weekend. What a precedent, an omen, a statement.

>>142153054
The entire kiwi nonce encyclopedia of humour that they draw upon just seems weirdly mutty and lowbrow for some reason

will there ever be a good film released again? ffs absolute state of these listings
what else are people meant to do on weekends

>>142153164
This last week was the worst I have experienced, the most barren
Have been an avid cinema goer for the last year, and I have watched a lot of shit willingly (e.g return to Seoul, the bikeriders) for something to do, but I couldn't even do that this week
It's basically over and there will probably be nuclear war soon.

Let me just refer to my letterboxed one sec, only good films I've watched last 18 months-

Beau is Afraid
R.M.N
Monster
The Eight Mountains
Fremont

>>142153164
Watch Kalki
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BfCIPsEGAS8

Close should be there really but I only rate films I watch at cinema

I rate Past Lives as well desu
Redeems itself at the end

Is this the /shitflicks/ general?

>>142152090
20 wickets per innings, 3 innings each.

https://letterboxd.com/zbzzz/films/

>>142153642
>3 star to Minus One
Yeah methinks you need to kill yourself

>>142153668
Yeah I know
I think it's cause I watched so much turbo garbage around that time
I need to downgrade it really

>>142152763
bard absolutely destroys you when it comes to bouldering desu. he's a proper sportsman

>>142153774
Bard will never be able to climb better than me

>good films
>Beau is Afraid
lmao

It is good though
Better than 99% of films out there, and better than midsummer

Hereditary > Midmememmer > Beau Is Reddit

zachy plebfiltered himself

>>142153896
Literally the opposite
Beau is Afraid is the only watchable one

sorry can't help you at this point plebby b
DIRE fucking taste

>>142154004
What are you talking about you fat neek

not fat
not hard to understand the post
your low iq showing

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Are iran about to open a new front on the Israeli-lebanon boarder?

>>142154200
>Not fat
Yeah course youre not lmao

time for your your fat loss pills fatty

I'm free to be whatever I
Whatever I choose, and I'll sing the blues if I want
I'm free to say whatever I
Whatever I like, if it's wrong or right, it's alright
Always seems to me
You only see what people want you to see
How long's it gonna be
Before we get on the bus and cause no fuss
Get a grip on yourself, it don't cost much
Free to be whatever you
Whatever you say, if it comes my way, it's alright
You're free to be wherever you
Wherever you please, you can shoot the breeze if you want
It always seems to me
You only see what people want you to see
How long's it gonna be
Before we get on the bus and cause no fuss
Get a grip on yourself, it don't cost much

>>142154291
I don't think you appreciate just how ludicrously in shape I am

*jiggles zachy's fat belly*

I'm in peak physical condition
Exercise addict me, is the true me

BREAKING NEWS: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cv2gd2qnv92o

zachary "gavin plumb" bowen
ba "holly willoughby" rd

>Your body is disgusting mate, you are fat

I'm lost, is this aimed at zachy?

I mean fair enough life is a gift and all
But women are genuinely brain dead
And this is a problem

Just woke up.

Never felt so thirsty in my life.

Are Iran going in to Israel?

We can only live in hope

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East Poland under heavy fire from Russia

Brat is just a shit album

>>142157035
cope
https://open.spotify.com/playlist/36j3aBht5lln6iaCTWpUQG

>>142153091
>yoksha womyn

>>142157035
good film though

>>142157035
Yeah it's absolutely shite desu

Never seen an election with so many nothing controversies forced and yet no one gives a shit anyway

Suppose because everyone knows the result and all

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Bouldering later

>>142162174
Me? I won't be voting
If you held a gun to my head I would for muh tory over muh labour though
There is something about Keir starmers essence that I simply cannot stand

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lads
LADS
L A D S

https://youtu.be/boOWyGnGYxs

who else† actually FEELING dis¿

† saffas and Bharatians only please¡

This moment is all that I've been dreaming of
(Well well focused!)
Some way I feel it my soul (In my soul)
(Yeahhhhh)
One chance is everything we've waited for
(Sean de Paul)
It's our time so lewwe take it home

And knock it out of this world!
(Ooohhhhhhhh)
Outta this world where we goin'
(Ooohhhhhhhh)
Outta this world yeah
(Ooohhhhhhhh)
Outta this world where we goin'
(Ooohhhhhhhh)
Hey yo!
Yo yo!
So come on lewwe we take it home

So me say we been waitin' and anticipatin'
Just to get a chance so we can be great kings
No time to waste and no more debating
Today today our future creating
Hear wha me stating we want de rating
Hope and a pray nuff deliberating
No play ting it's been frustrating
So fi see the better inna life we making
Because life is giving and taking
Unity and nuff collaborating
You see the boundaries that we breaking (One hundred)
When we shoulda be celebrating


This moment is all that I've been dreaming of
(Outta this world!)
Some way I feel it my soul (In my soul)
(Champion ting)
One chance is everything we've waited for
(Right now!)
It's our time so lewwe take it home

Outta this world where we goin'
(To the moon, universe) (Ooohhhhhhhh)
So come on lewwe we take it home

So we say we gwine win, cuz there's no way we giving in (No way)
No giving up - so we say we gonna bring
Alla the fight where we have from within
No stallin' so we do it brawlin'
I can hear the greatness calling
So we bawlin' is an inborn ting
Champion vibes and we ain't fallin
Listen wha me sing

Say we depon the grind so you know say we haffi gwaan do it this time! (This time)
So when we combine - all who don't see it we a said them ain't tryin' (Try try try)
Cau' the victory is in sight - me a tell you this deh pon mi mind! (pon my mind)
Ah coulda million time them decline we but we still gon climb... to the top!

>>142153941
This is true

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Good morning, Sirs

>>142162824
gm fella

>>142162954
You will never be Indian
You will always be fat

Observe how they blank you

>>142163000
um ...
wat

You heard exactly what I said
You fat neek

zachy pls

medbedev x

I am /strongmind/
It's Welsh DNA

Woke up with the body of a greek demi-god again

I'm not being funny, but surely if you are russia you need to give some American war bases in Poland or Estonia a little bit of a roughing over ygm. Don't go gently into that good night

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I would save SOPHIE over JK ROWLING

https://youtu.be/wPlxlyFsh2w?si=aE8U8hql6SG_LRzG

im glad you dont have your finger on the red button zachy

Business idea: make slab '''''''''climbing'''''''' illegal

business idea: make having one country having such a massive $1 trillion defense budget when they don't have to worry about their neighbours, and make them having such a large amount of influence over europe when there's no warsaw pact anymore illegal

Business idea: your grandad buys up entire blocks of flats in Hove in the 1970s and 1980s

I am Welsh (med, black)

>>142162174
>when US debates are getting the headline over UK general election on the bbc

lmao couldn't make it up

almost like the USA run the world on behalf of another country innit lad

https://youtu.be/yZNtYmdZ-4c?si=RyfvHlWyUe1XcLkh

ITS COMING HOME BOYS

Assange free
Trump going to win again
Me with rippling six pack abs

It's all falling into place

All that needs to happen is PARSIQ to shoot straight to 10 dollars

that post is advertising/begging hmmm

Alright I'm here because the jeet I work with says there's a big championship game later

I tried to help the working class by telling them to buy PARSIQ

I don't say this one bit lightly, of course
But, it turns out I'm not going bouldering this morning

You can call me a slacker if you want, but I feel I have earned a day off

You'll never get to the olympics with this lack of commitment

>>142164340
Yeah I know
The guilt I feel is my saving grace

An India vs SA final is pretty much just anti-/cric/. i probably won't even look up the result.

Tarquin wants war with Russia. They are literally begging for it.

Is there any cricket after the t20 WC or we'll have to watch the Olympics instead?

Cricket will flow west like dying salmon
The Iranians will revive it
The Iranian body was simply built for cricket

Also, I hear they have some massive troop build-up on the Lebanon boarder right now

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Why, personally, did you not heed the words?

I WANT SOUTH AFRICA TO WIN

My autism gave francisca the ick
I don't even care

Kaspa will be a top ten coin EOY 2025

I am proud of who I am

https://youtu.be/cpTgC-ma-Nc?si=MTD6eFxe8Z8yH-Pu

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zachy you need to go sleep mate
looks like you've been on a 24hr drink and shitpost sesh

>>142164461
not until border-gavaskar

>>142164742
Save your patronisation
You fat neek

you have a drinking problem
first step is admitting it

is zachy constantly hyping up ww3 because secretly he wants to die but doesn't have the bravery to do it himself?

that's really sad
feel sorry for the boy

>>142164797
>I have a drinking problem because I like getting drunk once a week
Reminder you are vastly less strong, and way more out of shape than I am


*Jiggles your puffy little laptop thumber belly*

didn't zachy say he has 3 pints a day (on average)? lol sounds like a problem to me

>>142164798
Are you a fat neek with a puffy belly button because you spend all day at your laptop lmao.

I am constantly reminded of the unfairness of life and the futility of struggle. As I gazed down upon the huge log of shit I'd just pushed out this morning, I remembered that some shits, such as cow shits, end up in soft, green grass, basking in the radiance of the sun. Their nutrients becoming beautiful flowers the meadow.

And others, like mine, simply are flushed into the deep cavernous dark. Birthed and then cruelly plunged into eternal darkness within a narrow pipe.
It's so unfair

>>142164874
Am I the problem
Or is it your disgusting, hideous body that is the problem
That is what you have begin to ask yourself

you're lashing out, sober up and reread your babbling ITT drunky b

Iranian troops seen doing 20 pull ups on the Lebanon boarder
Could be a good weekend yet

>>142164977
I'm not lashing out at all you fat neek

>>142164888
No, I am not. Lean, sexy, tall, devilishly handsome. Innie belly button. Successful. Flourishing. Desktop. Two monitors (both 4K). Sitting on a Herman Miller Aeron

Living the dream

I'm not sure you're as intelligent as you think you are bard
You might well be, as it were, a slightly deluded narcissistic nut case
No hate but intelligent people tend to say things controversial and interesting
You are basically just a neek

I'm not bard (think he's a laptop thumber unlike myself - a keyboard thumper)

Good morning sirs

they're all married / gf'd up so have cancelled weekend plans again lads ffs. it's honestly over
not sure it's possible to make friends after 30

So
Why aren't we married up bard?
I'm becoming increasingly concerned about the state of reproduction in York and Worcester

>everyone is bard
actually, tbf I do think bard mentioned that before too but that just shows my theory is true

I'm going to overdose on heroin now
Thank you world
Nice one BNOB
Hope you are proud of yourself

Might go bouldering circa 6pm

>>142165257
>I'm becoming increasingly concerned about the state of reproduction in York and Worcester
should be more worried about being an alchy that's not left /cric/ for 24 hours

>>142165386
You should be more concerned about your puffy belly button, the ''''body''' it inhabits very obsessed with the movements of a Tarquin micro celebrity off /cric/


You fat neek

>>142165316
I did mention that before and ironically enough EXACTLY the same thing has happened to me lmao, meal/drinks just got cancelled so I've got fuck all planned for the weekend now

>>142165257
Humble volcel etc

Schizo series of "conversations" in the last few hours

Of course women had to be completely retarded
That's the only way this literal hell can be maintained

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I can leave today, forever
Can just continue to level up my 20mm max hang
And you could never hear from me again

zachy is a boomerbook phoneposting mong watching his tv in his bedsit
can't help himself

Yeah good luck saying that to my face

There will be three hits
Me hitting you
You hitting the floor
And the ambulance hitting one hundred and five

niggers vs poos
a fitting final

>>142165799
Kys kiwi nonce
David Ike was right about you lot
A rabied rat will retain more significance when than a peewee

>>142165712
Don't sleep in my TV area do I
You poor, fat, deano spastic

reminder zachy is self measured 5'8, so 5'5 in reality

he has that angry little manlet / weight loss and ED meds junkie / alchie rage

Zachy's bedsit arc was the saddest twist in his tale.

†tail

while we're sharing shit from normie media, this is cute
https://twitter.com/dieworkwear/status/1806743950621114490

>be from landlord stock
>fail at getting enough inheritance because you're not liked enough
>settle for a bedsit and £15 Amazon gaming chair

†stalk

>>142162565
SOVL
O
V
L

>>142166347
I will swallow you whole

zesty b

crusty b†

Zachy has swallowed billions whole. (Sperm)

not a fan of the zachy bullying
realistically he is a lot better than bard
if bard killed himself not even his family would be sad about it

they say zachy's maw can grow as big as his forehead
that he can swallow a cat whole

zachy's granddad is the proverbial fatcat who's never done a real day's work in his life, and instead got rich from rent money of people who actually worked hard for their living. no surprise a fatcat like that would end up with a fat neek for a grandson

>>142166587
don't bat for that team mate, sorry

>>142167028
t. zachy on his VPN (language used makes it obvious)

how can you get rich from rent if you never had money to begin with?

Buy to let mortgage

what's a neek btw? deano and tarqs are fairly self evident

>>142167147
equity

>>142167203
you usually need 25% deposit for one of those

>>142167147
inherit wealth, hoard property, get even richer. simple

inherit wealth, invest it all in parsiq/avax, lose it all, become an impoverished alchie in a bedsit. simple

>>142167117
How am I a fat neek
I'm the only down the bouldering gym doing 20mm max hangs
Just like my grandad was the only one who bought swathes of property blocks in goring in the 1970s
Some people are just built different

It's not my fault

>>142167277
it do be like that

I have unironically earned my wealth through my 20mm max hangs
I don't see poor people doing 20mm max hangs
When I do, we can discuss my wealth

keep that boring rubbish in /cg/, or better still, to yourself

Yes sorry mate I will stick to talking about some fat deano hitting a ball over the boundary rope instead
Far more cricket related
NOT

For me, it's brain Lara international cricket 2005
A test match in that is way closer to sport than t20

>>142167277
I wouldn't give anything I have been given or could be given to AVAX/PARSIQ
I'm not that retarded

the earth trembles in my wake

funny how he never shills parsiq anymore isn't it
do NOT check the charts lmao

A 16 AI death match against the computer in timesplitters 2 is way closer to cricket than t20 is
In fact, I can't think of anything that isn't way closer to cricket than t20 isn

>>142168280
>What is an Obvious buy signal
Do I need to spell it out, you fat neek

>>142168322
you're posting ironically now aren't you

Yeah mate totally

>>142168363
he's drunk and has been on /cric/ for about 30 hours without any sleep. ignore that fat alchy neek

I quite like George Galloway and Corbyn
Feel like the two together, if they were to bounce off one another, could fix this country in a single generation

The fat neek Keir needs his head on a stake in a soviet labour camp thoughever

>>142168416
Leaner and more muscular than you
Go thumb your laptop neek boy

you said you love Poonak the other day as well. gonna put up a pro Farage and Greens post next then mate? it's like how you support 3 counties and larp as northern and southern. bit sad

corbynista
Ron Paul
Putin
Galloway

quite a selection of political figures Zachary looks up to

New thread for the final
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>>142168478
I didn't say I love poonak
I said if a gun was held to my head I would vote him over the fat neek Keir starmer

>>142168599
>226 posts early
yeah.. cringe.

>>142168488
>The good guys: the team

>>142168618
Just wanted to use that image

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Feel like pure shit, just want him back

BASED containment thread creator
please stay in there

>>142168488
wtf i love zachy now

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me, you enquire?
>had the vote for over a decade
>haven't used it once

Tarquin is about to send you to war. And you will lap it up, just like you did the vaccine.

>>142168698
>literal gay pedo

COVID-19 doesn't exist. It was a conformity test.

>>142168844
this is me lol

>>142168887
>Pedo
Fuck off yank

>>142168887
sounds like the type of role model zb would have

>>142168887
go hereford btw iykwim haha

Stop sullying Milo's great name you fat neek
When you grow up in a catholic establishment, you can go one of two ways.
Bard, chose to choose the way of the bum, and go for on trail seshes in the rural Worcestershire. Milo, on the other hand, is straight now. He's reformed

You can either go for the gay or against it
It's a bit like a mental illness
Milo chose to go against it
Bard chose to go for it

>he's now defending a literal gay pedo

>>142169062
yeah its not a good look at all but he's sleep deprived and drunk, an alchy fat neek freak
he's going to reread when sober and cope with 'I was only trolling lol' like he did about the ED doggy meds

Milo is less gay than bard

>>142169105
I bet when you wash out your puffy belly button you fat neek
It's like a biblical flood

All sorts of organisms dying

>The video shows Yiannopoulos saying, “Pedophilia is not a sexual attraction to somebody 13 years old who is sexually mature. Pedophilia is attraction to children who have not reached puberty.”
zachy: "THAT'S MY HERO, LEAVE HIM ALONE"

Milo is funny

>>142169110
nothing gay about bard and no evidence for it. maybe you could even argue he's asexual. sounds like you're still salty about the rigged poll you botched

Didn't rig it bards little brown noser
The Australian old guard looked out for me, is all

Believe it or not, not everyone in the world is that interested in the laptop thumbing blogs of a narcissist

>The Australian old guard
so thats what you're calling your VPNs these days

https://youtu.be/nWTaSNQULHE?si=aII7BrZ0GLlN5lTA

based 2012 /mu/core

I might go to Aberystwyth for the weekend
Maybe there I will be free of Anglo scum German invaders

CAN I GET A /MU/CORE
DO YOU WANT MORE
COOKING RAW WITH THAT BROOKLYN BOY
SO FOR ONE LAST TIME I NEED YALL TO ROAR

V5 has fallen to the Zach attack
I will climb V8 before 2030

V5 is bakmhut at this point
Already fallen

v6 is your absolute ceiling mate (I know you know really)
soz you just got into the game too late

>>142169740
I'm aware of this, and I find this troubling
My copes are that my grandad is like 93, and climbing is an old man's game compared to anything else

There is nothing overhang that is my ceiling, thoughever

no matter how far I get
I know my grandad will see me through
he only asked me to visit him every sunday morning
in one of my extra tight clothes from when I was a teenager, "the ones where your nipples poke out" he said

Last 2 (maybe 3)odi world cup were immortalised by the finals ,meme20 could use an Indian poo lapse. I only remember 170 10 run wicket and the boring final of meme20 22.

most unaesthetic ashes series of all time followed by the most unaesthetic 50 over world cup of all time followed by the most unaesthetic t20 world cup of all time

>>142169835
This is quite funny
But it's not me >>142169835

just found out one of my grandadzas might have been a genuine rockspider

V5 Chasiv Yar at this point
Already fallen

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I won't apologise for the yank war machine

cringe

>>142170004
just say 'I'm really pro massive amounts of immigration' next time

>>142169909
sounds like zachy to me mate

>watching entire units of my family getting blown to pieces is cringe unless Israel or US is the perpetrator
Yes,.this is definitely the way forward

https://youtu.be/r3O9kIHmmU0?si=L7eZrRusXNiUZECG

Brit flags leave. Only IND and RSA flags are allowed to post now.
Take your bouldering and other assorted garbage elsewhere.

>>142168962
What has Hereford got to do with gay paedos?

t. not far from Hereford

>>142168997
Just got back from an on trail sesh in rural Worcestershire and rural Herefordshire, as it happens
Not sure how that's the way of the bum though

>>142170416
Go make a T20 match thread. This is /cric/.

>>142169244
Wouldn't call myself asexual, just got a bit mentally fatigued with women and decided not to bother for a while

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First time poster here, heya folks! looking to get into cricket.
So, i just made this little ditty and here's how it goes x

This moment is all that I've been dreaming of
(Well well focused!)
Some way I feel it my soul (In my soul)
(Yeahhhhh)
One chance is everything we've waited for
(Sean de Paul)
It's our time so lewwe take it home!

well, fellas¿

The main difference

Woman after break-up- ""no you so cute, your pussy totally isnnt revolting''
Men after break-up- ''just go bouldering':

Very happy to see the massive amount of first time americans in our humble /cric/

Concerned they never post again after 20 minutes and are only replaced by further "new" posters
Seems this sport has a problem keeping people's interest

Would like nothing more than for united states to burn in a hellfire
Kim had the right idea