EURO KNOCKOUT STAGE>29th June 202418:00 Switzerland - Italy21:00 Germany - Denmark>30th June 202418:00 England - Slovakia21:00 Spain - Georgia>1st July 202418:00 France - Belgium21:00 Portugal - Slovenia>2nd July 202418:00 Romania - Netherlands21:00 Austria - TurkeyReminder to keep it comfy, crusty and smelly.
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>>142147246My opinion is that whoever plays jrpgs is a fucking incel
Business idea: heysel anime
>>142147321
You aren't ready for the name that's getting linked up tonight at 22:49.
Business idea: Jjrpg's
>>142147361Simons?
anime
Liga Argentina and SERIE ABoth ard connectedMilito, Toro, Palacios, Dybala, Higuaín, Icardi, Beltran, Retegui, Caniggia, you name itWHY????
Those stripped of the contract renewal shall all meet Giuntoli,In the embrace of Juventus's DNA.
>>142147392cheap players?
/biz/ idea : Allegro anime
>>142147393
>>142147371so, what does di merdenzo have on sballett? there are at least 20 rightbacks better than him in italy.
>>142147369Thats what the cygames sponsor is for
>>142147421I doubt you could even imagine it; that which commanded the cups, giving life its fullest brilliance. The 352 tictocs. Oh, 352 tictocs! Shattered, by Champions, or even Europa. Don't tell me you don't see it. Look up at the scudetto! It burns...
Reminder Marika did nothing wrong and it was all Ranni's and Miquella's fault
>>142147404Why not brazil or urugay then, you even have an (ex) argentinian in your NTAre we really that good?
I want Italy to only equalize or win games at the very end of extra time, calcio NEEDS to be kino
>>142147361pre emptive kys grimtoli
>>142147446Why are you filled with Italians?
>>142147446we buy cheap players form brazil too, also this>>142147455
>>142147453hey belgio do you hate grimwood due to being a rapist nigger or you just don't rate him?
29th for making you remember that Greenwood rates Scalvini
>>142147455Italians came here to get a job and a home since they lost both because of the war.
>>142147455Because uhhh becauseeeee.....>>142147465Name them, all braziggers go to premier league
>>14214748432nd for making you remember that sir alex ferguson named greenwood when asked who the best young talent in the world would be
>>142147493Kaio Jorge
>34How the FUCK
>>142147291ah yes, Richard Callat-Fioret
>>142147466>pr disaster>his girlfriend or wife or whatever is 1-2 therapy sessions away from throwing him in jaildoesn’t sound like a smart investment tbqhI don’t know if I rate his footballing ability to be fair, he looked incredibly selfish the few times ive seen him playbut i didn’t see enough of him to make a proper assessment
>>142147493>Zico >Felipe Anderson>Adriano>Aldair>Bremer>Danilo>Pato
>>142147544Socrates too kek
>>142147544Name current players, all of them are from when serie a was as big and rich as pl
>>142147597ah yes the golden era of serie a with felipe anderson, bremer, danilo, bruno peres, ibanez...
>>142147542>>his girlfriend or wife or whatever is 1-2 therapy sessions away from throwing him in jailkek'd>>pr disasteri may be wrong but i think if they are actually negotiating for him, it means they already decided this issue doesnt affect that much the club pr
>BREAKING: it's official Jiménez renews until 30 June 2028.With the possibility of further extending until 30 June 2029Chukwuemeka could arrive on loan with the right to buy. Contacts continue between Milan and Chelsea>The first purchase will be Mattia Sandri (class of 2001) for Milan Futuro.
>>142147621don't forget ales sandro
>Danny Makkelie will NOT be officiating any more EURO 2024 matches
>>142147371Why the fuck wouldn't he play Galafioro?
Last minute goals are anti-kino
>>142147758Crazy to think that with 7 minutes instead of 8, Italy would be already at home now.
>>142147803If your Uncle had a cunt he'd be your Aunt.
>>142147770Suspended
>>142147758goodbye until your next golden generation spawns :^)
juntolee please take action
>>142147819Huh I missed that.
>>142147852I forgive you <3
>>142147822>Luka Sučić>Anton Matković>Martin Baturina>Luka Vušković>Lovro Zvonarekwe will be there
>>142147831americans are so unused to representing their nation because theyve never been able to compete with the rest of the world its kinda funny
>>142147338Rabu Rin
>croatcel refballed by his beloved marmota of all peoplealmost poetic
>>142147758is this just cause of the 8mins?
>>142147758really activates your almonds
>>142147938go ask UEFA, he was absolutely shit throughout the whole matchhe als ofucked up during the Hungary - Germany match
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>>142147958Think you might be a little biasedYour thuggish team of timewasting semen slurpers got what they deserved
nihao
>>142147866Thnks bby xx
What do you prefer >Your club reaching Champions League QuartersOr>100,000,000 euros
>>142147968>Think you might be a little biasedno, I'm very unbiased when it comes to Croatia's games since I'm sick and tired of everyone always pointing to the referee as the reason we lost, a lot of matches people tell me we got screwed over I disagree, I don't remember the last time I saw a referee from start to finish have double standards this blatanteither this faggot Dutch retard is highly corrupt or he's simply incapable of refereeing matches at the highest level and he should never referee again
>Inter president, Giacinto Facchetti: "Look, I've seen referee Bertini's score with us, he has 4 wins, 4 draws and 4 defeats...">Referee designator, Paolo Bergamo: "Bloody hell then let's make it 5-4-4. Wins, that is.>Facchetti: "Tell him it's crucial tomorrow. He's officiated 12 games, 4-4-4">Bergamo: "He'll move one column for sure, but the one beginning with W. Yes, I have to call him. Don't worry, he's understood how to walk: he's a clever lad, he's understood. Better late than never. Listen Giacinto, as for Sunday that's a match that we consider fairly quiet we'll even put a rookie in the referee draw. Is that OK with you?">Facchetti: "Alright, if you want... Alright...".>Bergamo: "But I wanted to tell you, don't ever think of a carelessness of mine.>Facchetti: "On Sunday, a rookie is fine with me.>Bergamo: "A rookie, there's Mazzoleni".>Facchetti: "Mazzoleni is from Bergamo... There's also his brother".>Bergamo: "He's a good young man, he's got good numbers, but it's the youngest who's better: he's 30 years old and promising, he's got good numbers".>Facchetti: "No problem">Bergamo: "Listen, can you lend me four tickets for Sunday, normal tickets? Can I leave my name to you?">Facchetti: "No problem, call me on Friday or Saturday. Call me and then...">Bergamo: "Good luck.">Facchetti: "Make sure you tell him though".>Bergamo: "It'll be done".
>>142147758The Byron Moreno of catholic zingari
>Giuntoli is chasing every CM on the planet but not a single DMIs he praying Locatelli finds his form again?
>>142148193isnt luiz a dm not even adaptable to the cm position?
>>142148243I honestly don't know, but most pl fans say he lost form when he didn't play next to a destroyer anymore
>>142147291
Execute all own-goal scorers.
>>142148288fuck i though he would have been the one in charge of destroying
>>142148193Thuram played mediano this season
>>142148193A >reliable journo said De Zerbi is looking to bring Loca to OM
>>142148320It's not at KJP studio so no scanning, meaning we won't see him as prepper in DS2 ;_;
>>142147831>The exoneration follows certain behaviour during and after the Panama v. United States match that the club deemed not compatible with the values of Juventus and the behaviour of those who represent it.
>>142148018Hold your cancer mouth you inconsiderate prick, he is 10 times the men you will ever be, crawl back to your yugoshithole 5"0 ass motherfucker
I really hope for the Greenwood rumors to be false
>>142148447It's Zubimendin time (or gazumping Atletico for Wieffer)
I looked up Will Smallbone
>>142147455because some retard spaghettis said yeah FUCK my great-great-grandson im going to spread genes over a shithole with <200usd salary per month
>>142148495Thought barilla or chiesuccio for italy
>>142148495Get with the times nonno, the smug fucker has a different headband now the knock-outs have started
>>142148716What exactly leads to this?
>>142148716Is he self aware of his own cringe? How is he not bullied by his own teammates? Many questions
>>142148495Fixed it
>>142148747No father figure leading to him making desperate cries for attention probably>>142148769He even has 'Who cares' embroidered on the back of it, but him nearly being the all-time top scorer probably prevents the teammates from bullying him too much for it
>>142148193ugartebros not like this
Dimarc-ACK!
>>142148894can't believe he was allowed to continue playing after albania.
Would you add her to your team?
>Luciano Spalletti confirms that Nicolò Fagioli could start for Italy tomorrow.>couldWow... that's certaintly a declaration...
>Bruno Petković to Bologna here we go
>>142148894Kekekeek disabile
>mancini>cristantehope rests on riomma murderball
>>142149181They may be shit, but at least I can hope for some fighting and murderball kino
Just field players who aren't worse than the Swiss's
>>142148976It depends. Is it a summer day and it started raining but still she waits outside for me until my politics class has finished?
>>142148320It sure would be a pity of someone were to shoop another g on that shirt
>>142149244if*
>Milan have signed Jimenez permanently from Real Madrid for €5M plus add-ons. Real Madrid have an option to buy him back for around €9M next summer and around €12M in 2026Keeeeek
We're actually getting rid of Ch*rl*s M*ch*l
>>142149446We're so back, there are literally 0 Belgians that have any top positions anymore in Yurop
>>142149563mo sto cesso parla
>>142149563>batshit crazy estonian >von der grimkys eurotoli
>probable formation is a classic, obvious 4-3-3 with all players in a their roles with very minor adaptations>interbros: UHMMMMMMMMMMM ACTUALLY THIS 4-3-3 IS A 3-5-2 WITH SCAMACCA AS A MEZZALA AND DI LORENZO AS A STRIKER BECAUSE THAT WAY MY BASTONCINO CAN PLAY IN HIS PREFERRED SPECIFIC KEKCAGE ROLE>match starts and it's indeed a 4-3-3>interbros: WTF WHY ISN'T HE PLAYING WITH A 3-5-2 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA MUH BRACCETTI
>>142147300tua madre
>>142149563>that webmHoly si è mangiata un bve batman
Suffering in Italy is most definitively possible
Thinking about her again
>>142149664Yang sanpaku eyes
Zvcchero mogs vascominio rossi and niggabue
>>142149691What in the anime does this mean
James Hornsent
I've just realised the popular Italian pizza quatrtostaggione was named after Italian singer Vivaldi's album
>>142149812Ackchyually it was named as such because of the amount of time it takes for Kean to score a goal
>>142149623> darmian lb If he does that he's even more of a pelato than i thought
all the finished Serie A bums going to Hajduk to finish 3rd
>TheCroatianLad
>decide to look up @TheItalianLad>Half Italian / Half Scottish I'm dead, could it be him..?
>>142150082Bullshit but I believe it
>>142150082
>>142150020fenerbahce making room for poopmeiners
>>14214729124 teams euro was a mistake
>checked @TheMalawiLad>in its bio it says "Electricity si si si"
John Fraser, Somatic Sex Therapist@johnwebberfras1Somatic Sex Therapist in Glasgow . Free 30 min chat to see if we're a fit. Email johnwebberfraser@gmail.com, text 07545707751
Signore Belgio... is this accurate? Even poorfags pay 40% income tax???https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Taxation_in_Belgium
>>142150082I can confirm that is not me. I do not own any hats let alone one celebrating a bouncy ball team.
>>142150221laddie, here's how you do it next timedon't forget, ok?
>>142150190Never met a Belgian with an income tbqh
>>142150190since youre talking about poorfags most of it would be taxed at 25%there also quite a few caveats like amount of kids,married or not, employed spouse, etc
>Craniometry of Giorgia Meloni: Sardinian-Sicilian alpinoid hybrid, gracilised by Mediterranean elements; depigmentation and fake xanthochroic hair should not mislead, as the panitalic statute is clear.
>>142150221And another thing, I'm far too much of an autistic nazi to put my own face to my twitter posts.>>142150243I don't really have a retort other than zingaro. So sta zitt zingaro.
*owls you*
>>142149812>>142150102Do you perhaps also have the pic of the cat that gets bitten by a man at his cheeks and the cat looks like it enjoys it?
>>142150358Let's make a pact alright, I'll change my 0-2 Netherlands if so
>>142150346an independent zingaro*
>>142150376Deal, I will after I finisg my orange pekoe
>>142150396DoneI'm so kind I even enabled my booster!
>>142150318That's pretty awful. In Scotland, someone on £25k would pay a 20% rate with a personal allowance of £12k.
>>142150358>implying we'll score
>>142150404Early Ndoye gol, then a rare scuffed Cristante shot that rolls past Summer and then when it looks like extra time an Embolo tap-in to break the hopes of a nation
>>142149791The contrary of the Yin sanpaku eyes
Guys you are embarassing yourselves. I said it before the euros started: Switzerland will reaxh the semis 100% and with luck they will make to the final. Just relax and enjoy the tournament and celebrate for our öittle democratic country :)
>Fagioli può essere titolare?>"Ai giovani che spingono bisogna creargli lo spazio che meritano. Lui attraverso la sua naturalezza nell'esercitare il ruolo fa vedere questo, serve solo avere coraggio di dargli lo spazio che merita".>the space he deservesso he’ll bench him again, which proves the good old theory that oxygen is wasted for bald “people”
>banned for a year>hasn't played>only a few caps for Italy>start him in a knockout game
>campaign for an independence referendum for yours>finally get one>vote against it
>>142150554Calcio related?
>>142150564Lewis Ferguson and Aaron Hickey would have been EU citizens which would make it easier for them to play in Serie A
>have a high trust, high standard of living, rich and prosperous country albeit with manjawed infertile women>vote to bring in inbred goat rapists from the Atlas mountains
>>142150564Fusing Serie A and the Scottish Premiership would be easy if we didn't have to deal with UK's bullshit burocracy
Damn, I must've missed the letter calling for me to vote in the let-the-inbred-goat-rapists-in referendum
Italy will win tanto a poco tomorrowSource: I chew soccer
Why is he always so negative, aggressive and mad at other anons?
>>142150537BEANS
Beans strongly supports immigration of Japano-Brazilians to Italy, therefore he needs to start EVERY game
welcome to my ted talk, Italy will play like shit and win by a strike of ass, thank you see you next time
>>142150681anulo mufa
>>142150600> votenot really though
It really is incredible how every projected XI looks worse than the last. Imagine calling fucking El Sharaawy in 2024 because you snubbed Orsolini
>>142150738Fun fact: they still kept him in all the Azzurri-related TV ads lel
>>142150600>vote"And the day they sold us outOur hearts grew cold'Cause we were never askedNo brother, we were told!"
This... is not how I expected Godfrey to look like
>>142150775Poor fucking guy, that’s awful
>>142150738> Not bringing orsolini being a problemif only you knew how bad things really are
>>142150805Italia has been pretty bad about producing forwards lately, even the ngubus are all defenders and midfielders
>>142150831The future on the other hand...
>>142150831name a country producing any forwards (strikers)inept mongoloids like Haaland get praised, but imagine someone like Davor Šuker finishing chances for City and in the 90s every club had a Davor Šuker
>>142150901As much as I hate to say it; Argentina
>>142150537you forgot:>is a predestined
>>142150920Stellantis customera favourite words
>>142150901serbia :)
>>142150963Actually not that false
>>142150958>customeraMore like stellantis factory workers
I bought a pack of Fonzies and they have La Nazionale players printed on the sack :)
Tomorrow we return to the Olympiastadion in Berlin. A stadium that provided strong emotions on the most beautiful and unforgettable night for so many Italians around the world.A night that still brings enjoyment, the night of the "they wanted to win it", the night of the '3-1 Neymar, it's over'.
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>>142151175>RakitićI miss this li'l nigga like you wouldn't believe
>>142151158>the night of the "they wanted to win it",>>142151193>>142151213
I dont understand ops pic desu
>>142151408Meltdown for Carboni's pricetag
>>142151408Check page 327 of the /seriea/ encyclopedia
>>142151408GdS, Inter's official partner, trying to shill Valentin Carboni for 40m
ynr mulattieri 8 million euros kek (and they get outraged over kean at 15+3). thank god sassuolo finally went down.
>>142151408some people are sadly completely mindbroken by inter's success
success**
do you stop looking at teenager's thighs in the summer when you become a dad?
Manchester United and PSG have been in touch again in the recent hours for Manuel Ugarte.Ugarte has interest also from other clubs, PSG are open to selling him this summer and he’s expected to leave.He’d be open to joining United even without UCL. Still no formal bid.
>SchizoCats as one of the faces of advertisement
>>142151787No, men remain men
>nearest away game for Jj-u23 will be latina at 700kmthen why not try and join the swiss 2nd level championship at this point?
>700km between Crotone and Latinamy geography must be off
for me it's FAGioli
>>142151907I'm sure they'll still fail to get promoted even in the easier group.
>>142151929I think he's talking about the squad's POV, not the customers
>>142151818grimtoli...
>>142152008We're one of those other clubs no worries
>Di Merdenzo - Merdini - Merdoni - MerdanOh dear God why did I have to look up the likeliest formation for tomorrow's match
>just went out for smokes>passed through a crowd>saw this girl i went on a couple of dates with one year ago>slampig but of the pretty kind, fantastic ass>dropped her because she went on and on and on about her catholic cult-like association and didn't want to bother finding out if she was actually a slut like most catholic schoolgirls>I was way too hot, smelled like a hobo and just finished rubbing one out so I walked past her pretending not to see her>probably offended her>still feels like a missed opportunityanyway thanks for reading my friday night blog
>it's fridayWhat the...
>>142152055Please stop smoking
>>142152055Trenodelletettone anon?
>>142151930the likes of di maria and modric drool at the mere idea of sampling his CALCIO on tv, but no, according to alopecia man's sophisticate calculations the likes of cristante, barella, frattesi, pellegrini and jorginho are going to play because... because...
>>142152124lmao imagine just how far the betting crime syndicate goes
Got the script for tomorrow's game, Fagioli will play and save Shitaly for the "I redeemed myself" storyline, edits of him crying for the bets at the start of the season cutting back to him scoring will appear on social media, and Cristante is going to murder a Swiss player with the most horrorific tackle ever committed by a player on a field
>>142152185>Cristante is going to murder a Swiss player with the most horrorific tackle ever committed by a player on a fieldWorse than Marcelo?
>>142151818>open to joining unitedunironically the best litmus test for a player’s iq
>>142152203This is a stomping, I'm talking about a tackle that will actually make a player do a flip and fall on his ass (this image is crazy as fuck by the way)
>>142152203Did he died
>>142152229>make a player do a flip and fall on his assAAAHHHH, I'M BARREEELLLLIIINGGGGGG
>>142152124Jorginho will play because he is Jorginho. If he was Giorgini he wouldn't play.
>>142152239miss him he still used to smile sad
>>142152247eh if fagiolo wasn't a ludopatico and actually played this season he would most likely be a starter over giorgino
>there was a time when Little George was ratedhard to imagine that
>>142152342Don't Assnal fans rate him?
>>142152342>ynr when people considered him a serious Baloon d'Or contender
>>142152361Yes, but these are the same people that rate Rice and Havertz
>>142152372Hurts to know that meme clubs like that have so much money
>>142152361Arsenal fans would rate anything lolThey were convinced they'd win the league with le sad man Gabriel Jesus (80m purchase according to Paratici)
>>142152372havertz is alright
>>142151787not a dad but idk how many times i already risked to crash my car this summer
>Mou looking for Muttuidit. Pedoallah
>>142152616I'm getting too old for this shit desu
Sleep tight /seriea/, calcio literally returns tomorrow
>>142152798It also ends tomorrow
>>142152798I'll watch the Copa 'murica in 5 bings, why not after all
>>142152299>ludopaticoqrd>>142152203>>142152229>>142152238It was unintentional.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qi1vyUhiDJU
>>142152888He has danced all his fresh (and even some of his teammate Gatti kek) on betting websites. they gave him a 9 months ban, played 2 games this season and Sballett called him up instead of Locatelli who played every game with Juve kek
>>142153024KEK
>>142152996What a torella that shitaly fika
Dellimellow died
My honest reaction
Warhammer 40,000: Space Marine 2 beta cancelled, Saber explains why
>>142153831Oh don't mind me, just pirating this marmot (/seriea/'s official furpersona)
>>142153844>We know this is disappointing news for some of you. As a thank you to those interested in participating, players who registered via the online signup before June 28, 2024, midnight Paris Time, will receive the limited Bolt Pistol skin below.It's so over, but at least we get a skin
>>142153993God bless Slovakia, they'll need it
>>142150537Modric believes in Fagioli:
>>142147291>the most soulful sponsor,based Romanum
>>142153024>betting websiteswasn't corona talking about 2m debt to some unsavory albanian gentlemen? i don't particularly trust corona but if fagioli came clean by himself right after the "leak" it was probably to damage control something worst.
https://x.com/daily_romania/status/1806077147293106325
Hello friends! Are you ready?
>>142164502No
>>142163458The whole story is honestly weird as fuck, because other dudes like Tonali or Paqueta have gotten banned because of betting, but I've never seen one cry on the touchline because he owed money to mafiosi. I guess that it's over at least
this but with Spalletti
BIG game for Italy tomorrow…good luck
>>142165021It's today
>Pezeshkian is a fan of Tractor S.C.Cute, we'll be supporting him
>>142164688I guess it's about the size of the debt, I figured Tonali gambled a way smaller percentage of his total net worth. One thing is losing game time and another is owing more than you can earn in a year to various people (even if they were actual friends willing to help you it's still a terrible feeling).
>>142164728>be american mainstream press>support the democrats>come out with the most morale breaking and crestfallen press coverage>promote trump more than 1000 podcasts about gay amphibians and postmasters conspiracies ever could
>>142165098I actually felt very bad for him, rarely have I seen such visible consequences of a gambling addiction, dude looked completely dead inside for months. At least he got therapy and his performances seem to have pushed him back to a good level of recognition now.
Just bet 3 centelli on italy winning 2day
EXCL: Raphael Varane, landed in Como and already in the city to held face to face talks over move to the Italian club.Varane will speak to Como board and Cesc Fabregas.Serie A side Como, dreaming of Varane as revealed earlier this week — he’s available as free agent.
>>142165116i see a lot of zoomzooms where i work absolutely fucking themselves over with gambling but they don't have the means to completely fuck themselves, being famous and connected can actually make it much easier to fuck yourself over
>>142164728
>>142165114they're about to rugpull the entire economy once le ebil Trump is in office and switch the narrative back to normalezpz
>>142165141i reread this sentence and it feels very deranged, i didn't have my morning coffee yet. i hope you get the point
>>142165160Don't worry, I do
>>142165122Sandro stop it
>>142165144better
saw an icardi shirt yesterday. took an creepshot. will post it later at some point
Cristante 1-0 it's over shitalia ai quarti
Lvttazzo swissominio 20:00 Shitalian time
Seeing the name of a sfinter player on somebody's back is such a mythical sight he had to take a creepshot
>betting website shut down my £50 winnings accountits a fucking disgrace
>Venezia, Como and Parma have shown interest in Juventus’ midfielder Hans Nicolussi-Caviglia. Juve ask €8-10M to sell him.
>>142165438Seems gud, at best >we can get like 12-13mil
>>142165328>winning in regular timeand what are we brazil 02? let's not take ourselves in rounds
>>142165362saw 0 other team shirts.
https://x.com/DanieleBibo/status/1806785082645979591Tough day at the factory after Marchisio's words.
>>142165116I'm sure therapy helped repay all that debt and that's why he keeps getting carded at the end of the match :)
Holy servizione fotografico I took of that fiketta on the train
>>142165489dont worry factory workers already dislike Marchisio
>Arthur does not fit into the plans of Juventus' new technical project, due to on-field and economic issues. The player will be excluded from the team's training camp on July 10. Giuntoli will discuss the matter with his agent, looking for the best solution which will suit everyone
Buongiorno /seriea/
>Cremonese, Della Rovere born in 2007 on his farewell step: he will wear the Bayern Munich shirt>Borussia Dortmund is closing for Samuel Inacio, Atalanta's talent born in 2008 and son of Piàour best talents are going to /bundes/
>>142165705If it means more development for Italian youngsters, it's actually really good for the future
>>142165716>implying the meat grinder of a big club's youth sector will do them any gooduno su mille ce la fa unironically
>>142165716Buyern is currently run like trash and Dirtmund is only a showcase for fraudsBundesliga stakeholders tongue my anus
>>142165716Why go to a foreign country when you can go to milan where italys future is made?
>>142165726Still better than sending them on loan to Serie C clubs and wait until they're 24 to realize that their careers are fucked honestly, the Italian youth system has a problem somewhere and it's visible. The better would maybe be the French youth system since it actually seems to not be run like dogshit, but I don't really know either.
what a dumb poster and person
Grandi guai if I say that Bundesliga has produced more young players than Shitaly in the last 10 years out loud
>>142165743And they're still better off than any Serie A club. Imagine that.
Oh shit I forgot about the 24h Spa race starting today
>>142165716The only solution is loaning to the memedivisie, just look at how Lucca played when he came back from Ajax
>>142165912There's bretty gud academies in the Netherlands too, it's always been a thing. They just sell players really quickly.
>>142165846>>142165893go and send good pic of cars tyty
Not many people know this, but ScamH played for PEC Zwolle
Not many people know this, but Calafiori played for FC Basel and Dimarco for FC Sion.
>>142165968>Aruba anon favorite team
>ynr Immobile at Dortmund
>>142165778If they're chasing wage rises, fat checks and signing bonuses this early maybe they (or the family/agents in their entourage) are not really interested in choosing what's best for their learning curve, or football at all
>>142165778loaning to Serie C clubs is the next best thing if you don't have a B squad, and even then the biggest youth sectors in Europe trade players all the time. Atalanta's youth sector works like the french ones, aka produce massive amounts of frauds to sell to minor clubs, the difference between them and Lille is that you can't maintain a good placement in Serie A if you field young Mamatumbe so not many of them make the first squad. Jj's youth sector is managed by the same people who manage the first squad and that should be saying enough. Let's see how Milan fares, but their intentions seem pretty clear.
>loaning to Serie C clubs is the next best thing if you don't have a B squad
>>142166050lol, is that serious?
>>142166050B squads like Atalanta u23 are literally serie C clubs anon
>>142166155Fun fact: you can loan players to other clubs in Serie C
>>142166155Yes but you're still an atalanta player, not rotting in bench or playing with muratori at Ferpisalò with 0 growing prospect
>>142166012>loaning to Serie C clubs is the next best thing if you don't have a B squadOnly works if you have a U23 squad like Jj and Atalanta, because otherwise you get what Italy currently has, which is clubs with barely any money and a NT full of meme players like Retegui and Cristante, unlike Germany, which has players like Wirtz and Musiala starting. Italian clubs are working well for the future, I'm not saying the contrary, but holding back players in the country and wasting their careers while still calling them kids at 25 hasn't exactly worked out well.
U23 clubs should be abolished unironically. Either let every single Serie A team have one or ban them.
>>142165846Mo this is an epic revelation or a controversial statement
Only factor that makes me doubt of a decisive italian victory against switzerland is GODmarco not playing
>>142166313What is stopping every Serie A team from having one? If they even let the algorithmists at bbilan have one, surely everyone can
>>142166354They cost too much (FIGC should unironcally pay clubs to make U23 teams) and also to register a U23 team you need to have a free slot in Serie C
>>142166313they should ban them but thats not the reason for it
>>142165489again with this meme. Juve is the oldest club between the 2 and the one which started winning before. turdiners are louder because they retained their low caste manners over the generations or maybe because they are old resentful boomers on the verge of extinction or maybe because they’re whiny spiritual neapolicans, while all the noticeable calcio customers from turin are Juve fans. also, ultimately the whole point of turin as a city is just its piedmontese-ness. it’s not like the other italian regions where non-citizens are ugly swines, here it’s often the other way around (and btw it has nothing to do with the level of literacy, but traditions).
merd student papirozzo? Mo I read that
Reminder that even Memegland managed to make out the best out of their good U17 generation from a few years ago, if this generation of Italian U17s ends up sucking ass in the future, it'll be because of the youth management in the country. There's a reason why so many of these young players are going abroad instead of staying in Italy.
maybe players could be loaned to a league that matches their ability
>tfw the club had an absolute retard for a director when youth teams were allowed into the Kitchen Champion Division and he prefered to extend the contract of a permacrocked shitter over entering a youth team into the division and now they're stuck because there's no promotion/relegation
Groot replacement
Fun fact: duccio has yugi-oh shin guards
>>142166714get better cracka
>>142166714Us whites have moved to field hockey
New Depay is up
How to fix soccer: ban player loans, either you buy them or you don't
Blud really went and called it soccer :skull:
Warra successone raccomandatina mango after the sanremus
Business idea that will make soccer much more interesting:no loansyouth teams are totally separated entitiesnba draft style mercatowage capcosts capwinning teams have to increase their player wages by 10-15% every year they win, this way you will stop long lasting dominances
all of this just because shitalian teams are just too scared to field a fucking U23 player in a serie A match (they are too young to understand the retarded tic tocs of the coach)
>>142152798Awful belly button
>>142167085NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THIS IS BAD BECAUSE MUH AMERIBVLLS DO IT, THINK ABOUT LE EUROPOOR CVLTURE>>142167078>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THIS IS BAD BECAUSE MUH AMERIBVLLS DO IT, THINK ABOUT LE EUROPOOR CVLTURE
Kek what a successone the jewventus of motorsport aka the ferraglia
>he puts amerimutts on a pedestalOaktree really got to him didn't they
>>142167171Reminder that not a single MilanGOD or a InterGOD roots for Inter and those who do are terrono
>>142167089Allegri did field various U23 players regularly but gvai for me if I say anything positive about allegri, I'm sure that that fenomeno of motta will keep developing young players though, after all motta le good and allegrus le bad, right?
>not a single ... InterGOD roots for Inter
Trve, they actually root for God Marotta
Business idea to save calcio:>high energy EMP inside of Twatter's server house>"Journalists" to the wall>Subject er Pengwin to unspeakable tortures on live streaming I am finished, thanks
Mo marotta is good
Gli Autogol are funnier than ufficiale but G.A.D.
I'll drop a few things that shitalians unironically think later today
Ah, the simpleton, that unparalleled master of ignorance, who graces us with his latest literary masterpiece: 'shitaly' instead of 'Italy'. One can only marvel at his boundless creativity and the sheer audacity of his illiteracy. In a world teeming with information at one's fingertips, he boldly treads the path of low intelligence, transforming a renowned cultural and historical beacon into a laughingstock with a single stroke of his incompetent pen. Truly, we are witnessing the zenith of human ineptitude, a shining example of how one individual's lack of basic education can provide endless amusement and despair in equal measure.
>only 30 seconds to read, think about the copypasta, find the copypasta, open it, copy, paste, solve the captcha and sendgrim if i ever become like this
>>142167357can you drop your new twitter handle? it was rude of you to change it after it got posted here the other week
@bvfalismo
Italy loses = kurpa de spallettusItaly wins = either chiesuccio/zizzo/sbarella is a fenomeno and they won despite spallettus or EHHHHHHHHHH BUT WE SCULATED IT HAHAHAHA SHITALY IS SO QUIRKY
Fight and win
@IlBvfaliano
>>142167429>no shitalians who will refball the match against switzerlandWarra strategy
Me? I trust the memes
Ahn Jung-hwan 117'
Raora will save Shitaly and /seriea/
I saw her in my dream this night She wanted to apologize and to give me a blowjob ahahahahahah ahahahah ah ah ha ha ah........
Me? I create the memes
>>142167547I really just hope that Frimpong gets to play. He deserves it more than a lot of other players.
>>142167429>>142167493>not one swis playerI thought we were friends
>>142167357Mo being incompetent is a badge of honour to the Ligurian of /seriea/
>>142167561I still don't understand why Koeman doesn't put more trust in him.>>142167568Swissbro...
Dubs and I drop a comedy gold
idk how the eurofanta subs system workscan i sub people out after they have played?and then only sub people who havent played yet in?
>>142167627Once they play, they’re locked in to the place where you had them. Wether it’s on the bench or the field
>>142167662ok, so its only worth listening out for injuries etc before games
>>142167693Injuries, suspensions and line-ups for the first game of the day
>>142167587I'm pretty sure Koeman had lobotomy done a couple of years back.
If shitaly loses I cut my hair tomorrow after a year and a half
Discussion prompt: most NT coaches are failures who aren't able to manage real clubs anymore (or never were)
>>142166313We won't stop until every serie b team is *insert serie a team* u23
>>142167840Ugghhhhhh generally disagree.
L'#AtalantaU23 si fa le trasferte a Bergamo, Brescia, Lecco e Salò. La #JuventusNextGen a Messina, Catania, Trapani e Crotone. Complimenti al consiglio Direttivo di Lega
>>142168044Atalanta facing strong teams, Juventus facing weak teams, but somehow a team that has all the money in the world to organize away matches is the punished one
is that retard really seething for 3 uninterrupted hours over the Juve kids? try and be efficient for once instead of seething all the time
>>142168121yep13:41
>NOOOO YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO LIKE FAILED ABORTIOSN MKSay
>/seriea/ discussing about kids for 2 days straightwhy is this general full of nonces now?
>>142168158but enough talking about di lorenzo
MKUltra > MKSay
>>142168207They're over 18.
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>>142168216kek’d hard
It's so over, "mo" and "ma guai a dirlo" have fully entered my Italian vocabulary...
Discuss the consequences of MKUltra in serie A.
>>142168228Yesterday I started Back Arrow and there's this big tiddy monster called Elsha so I took it as a sign.
>>142168249>letting a bbilansister get inside your mindpick your head up king
>>142168265sexoo
>Di Merdenzo somehow still starting >Darmian wingback >Faggioli I would have at least liked being eliminated by a respectable team and not a bunch of refugees.
>>142168268I need to wash my brain honestly
>>142168277Respect fagiolo
if fagioli is going to actually start, he will score a beautiful goal, as he did with lecce (which was practically his debut game), because that’s just what predestined people do. my bet is a free kick.
>>142168410>my betplease concentrate on the upcoming match Nico
If Faggioli sucks I will personally come to your home to shit in your mouth while you're asleep.
Is Peppino Spaghetti approved by /seriea/?
>>142168410I think you're more likely to win if you bet on a card. 3.90 is gifted. First card at 17.60 even.
>>142168436>he sleeps with his mouth openReminder that per year, 3 spiders will walk into your open mouth while you sleep
>>142168518Good thing my breath stinks after drinking so much delusionfuel
>>142168518Not if I catch them by surprise and eat them
Okafor will score the only goal tonight in the 89th min walk to Bastoni and say "This is Milan country". After that Bastoni and Barella will lose their mind and attack different Swiss players resulting in two additional red cards for italy (the first one happened in the 11th min by foul from mancini)
Milan is a German team now?
Honestly? I'd still go with 3ATB tonight. The Swiss play that way and it still suits the majority of the players.DollaDarmian-Mancini-BastoniDiLo-Bare-Fagiol-Pellegrino-SESChiesa-Sgamacc
>>142168685I made Luciano aware of your ideas, but it wont be easy for him to listen to all the 60 milion coaches ideat
400 for beanz carryjob
>Inter, in case of Calhanoglu's departure, the profile identified to replace him would be Locatelli
>>142168682Milam is europe
>>142168762the US are Europe now?
>>142168758I have never laughed so audibly in my entire life, praying for this to be true
>>142168734I'm something of a tactician myself.
>>142168792Is it the Scottish or Terrone part of you that brought tactics to the table?
honestly we are due a paperumma moment
>>142168893Both have a long history of success in the profession. Fergie, Busby, Shankly, Gonde...
mancini in midfield destroyer roll covering beanz and scaring all the albominios
I was trying to think of another Southern manager but the only one that comes to mind is Gattuso. Sarri is the son of, May the Christian Lord forgive me for typing this word, a T*scan. Roman will do so I'll say Ranieri too.
lads when exactly is fagioli counting on taking his yellow card? I would like some pocket money for a consolatory gelato tonight
>>142168957>Roman will do so I'll say Ranieri too.uh oh, our resident riommer won't take this comment too well
Reminder that Roma will in face be playing in the Europa League next season
>>142168959that's a nice question: gelato before or after the match? I think I'll go get one in a couple of hours since I also need to get my meds
>>142168993i like my gelatos late at night so for me it's a no brainer
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>>142169013>>142169046This is not healthy
>>142169059>albanian lecturing me on healthi've never met any of you aged over 45
>>142169046>Barella on the rightI hadn't noticed this latest buciano-made horror
>>142167293>>142167255>>142167808>I cut my hair tomorrow after a year and a halfAre you a hobo?
>Fagioli segna e cartellino @45i can feel it belgio
>>142169076I can smell your fear. Dont be afaraid italian bro. Aebischer and co. will make it quick
https://www.doesthedogdie.com/why are pet owners especially the dog ones so fucking pathetic?>nuuuu doggerino dies in this movie IT SUX
Stay strong, stay defiant, stay calcio-pilled.
>>142168957Tedesco
>>142169046there's no way that defence isn't playing as 3atb, please tell me there's no way.
>>142168957>May the Christian Lord forgive me for typing this word, a T*scanI shit on your face
>fagioli starts>wearing pirlo's 21he is going to score the first goal
/seriea/ is and forever will be a dog general
>>142169046>Buongiorno actually did great when playing in pair with Acerbi against Ukraine despite having to play 90 minutes with a yellow card>Bastoni paired with Mancini sfinter and its consequences have been a disaster for the calcio race
>>142169398I will beat your dog
teams can't even prep for Italy cause they don't know who will start, Spaletti is a genius in a stupid way
Italy needs less Inter and more Lazio tbqh
>>142169398I love doggos but I love gatti too :3
Reminder to do the bracket
>>142169489>keeper in orange kitA foretelling pic of what's to come innit
>>142169489Eni formerly Tim should hire whoever did that.
>>142169398dogs are good but cats are better and way more /seriea/
>>142169513>implying we'll beat the copperthieves
>>142169157I'm scared, boss
huge serie ass humiliation today when they fail to score against a manlet gk recommended by sfinteristi
I feel like either the Netherlands or England will go out right away, one of these teams will be taken by the memes
>>142169654https://x.com/LePub_worldwide/status/1402579088318083075We'll get memed by some meme benuldies, I saw it in my visions
Il silenzio e la freddezza dei dirigenti dei club della #SerieA intorno alla nazionale :emojiitalia: che gioca #Euro2024 è il simbolo dello stato attuale del calcio italiano.A essere buoni bisognerebbe pensare che non importa nulla degli azzurri.Invece io penso che, per regolare conti loro, non in pochi tifino per un fallimento. Questo è :emojifrecciaend:
You cannot suffer in Italy
>>142169046Holy mandria tattica
>>142169398
>>142169902I still suffer because the scottish terrone does not want to tell the name of the place I live in
/seriea/ is a funny car general
not sure if Freuler or Xcakka as the first one to score.
Funny Car is a type of drag racing vehicle and a specific racing class in organized drag racing. Funny cars are characterized by having tilt-up fiberglass or carbon fiber automotive bodies over a custom-fabricated chassis, giving them an appearance vaguely approximating manufacturers' showroom models. They also have the engine placed in front of the driver, as opposed to dragsters, which place it behind the driver.
>>142169046beans, my boy please dont screw thisi have put all my credibility with every single football customer i know in these 90 minutes of yoursthat includes my classroom wa group
Pekko :)
>classroom wa group4chins has fallen so low
What did he mean by this
>>142170049So basically the car homer Simpson designed
do not look at the absolute state of the Euro top scorer leaderboard.
>>142170099Oh wait nevermind, it's Jjust''s most recent post
I know remember of the Locatelli rater in my ex-class WhatsApp group
>>142170123I don't mean to boast but I've always rated Own Goals
Comfy Tancredi Palmeri outside the stadium >>142170038Put Frollino. I have Cacca.
Appelez-Moi Par Mon Nom
>>142170210Brokeback Mountain reference?
>>142170233Any gay flick really
>>142170126tbf lock was never that bad, he always played out of position in a meme era Jj. in our "official" group nobody brings up non school related issues so i kinda enjoyed that casual reciprocal bantz
>>142170257its been almost 10 years since we were in school togheter, the group is still alive just thanks to the non school related issues
>high school whatsapp group still alive after 10 yearsnightmarish, lovecraftian even
>>142170315that's nice.
I never joined a single class group since I always hated my classmates, I only asked for the test pics to cheat and get good grades
Imagine being that edgy, I bet Microsoft Edge is his browser of choice
>>142170389t. introverso antonio
So my friends I will check out for today. Lets hope it will be an interesting game. Again: I hope you will not be that mad tomorrow and can still handle the banter.
>>142170389not sovl, they should have not given you the pics>>142170363that's nice, is not that much active just a conversation every now and then
>>142170389https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jIQiR6BVVCE
God help usAgainst the Swiss and the EnglishI don't really care about the rest, we have some deal to settle
>Romanian Nita worked in a factory as a child and is now the best penalty killer at the European Championships>"There were so many difficult times in my childhood, I couldn't even choose which ones were the worst. When I was left all alone, without parents, without grandparents, without anyone, I understood that I would have to fight.">Working in the factory>At the age of five, Nita lost his father, and not much later his mother died. Having no grandparents left either, he was looked after by his neighbour as a child.>"Mrs Pansela helped me a lot. One day, she took me by the hand and told me that if I refused to work in life, I would not be able to survive," Nita recounted. She took him to her work in a factory, where Nita had to pack cozonaci, a traditional Romanian cake.>"I have never refused to work and there is no shame in doing it in a factory to have something on the plate," Nita said in the same interview.>For a long time, Nita's career played out at a modest level in Romanian professional football. He was for years the regular goalkeeper of Concordia Chiajna in the village where he grew up, before being picked up by top club FCSB, the former Steaua Bucharest.>Only after his 2017 transfer to Czech side Sparta Prague did Nita make his debut in the national team, but he was never unchallenged in it. A week before the European Championship in Germany, it was not even clear who would be the Romanians' first goalscorer.>"Until the very last moment, I did not know I would play," Nita said earlier at a press conference. "The mystery kept us all busy. But the other goalkeepers and I are good friends, we always support each other."We have to face a legit factory worker...
>>142170418There's a reason why I ended up spending most of my time on 4chan, I never know what people are so hyped about when they talk about groupchats nowadays>>142170557Preferisco quella di Inazuma Eleven, la ascolto ancora tutti i giorni
>>142170557The original series one is far superior desuBut so was the series itself, GX is meh
>had best friend in high school>very fun and extroverted but with a sad clown kind of hidden side>keep hanging out after maturità, mostly drinking beers and complaining about being losers>around covid time best friend gets a gf>genuinely very nice girl who's fun to be around>sad clown aspect is now gone>years pass>he's now in an happy relationship and is having a fantastic career>i'm very happy for him but i'm still a loser>now that he's a satisfied and happy person we don't have anything in common anymore>it's gotten harder and harder to keep in touch>gf isn't the issue, she likes me and encourages us to see each other >see him every 6 months and after a couple of hours I don't have anything to tell him that won't make me sound suicidal
>>142170604>I never know what people are so hyped about when they talk about groupchats nowadaysHow is /seriea/ any different from a groupchat in spirit?
>>142170647are you done your pity party?
>>142170661You're not wrong either, you guys are my imageboard friends
>>142170647It's summer in italia just go outside
>>142170647For what it's worth, those feelings are just between your ears. Don't let it become a self-fulfilling prophecy
brb cooking a Paolo Negro edition to celebrate our win today
>Cause my imageboard friends>They keep me company>They help me pretend>That I have somebody>Lurking again>Don't forget that you're here forever>And even though it could be better>At least we're all stuck here together
>>142170823what if I don't feel like being a nonce?
who do you feel will be the first unexpected elimination?
What's the matter with this faggot bringing up n*ncery completely unprompted every five minutes?
>>142170450
>>142171012KINOOOOO
>>142171012Next OP
>>142171012Bump
/biz/ idea : /seriea/ Family edition
>game is at 18 not 18:30
>>142170884Then don't be a nonce, è molto semplice (M. Allegri 2019)
>>142170823>It's summer in italiaBut is it
>>142171060>>142171061>>142171071<3
>>142171226>>142171226>>142171226
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