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KEKKEEEEKKKKKK OH NO NO NO>MESTHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAhttps://www.instagram.com/reel/C8ppTsgv-jR/
Yankers.
We getting Catcher fan art now
Orioles!
Yankees.
Bros I miss Baseball Trade Values
Lets go Os!
>early threadShan't
>>142150350Grats on kicking America's ass in the Copa, PanamaJaysbro.I'm still calling Springer leading off today and going long again.
>>142150509Thanks, wasn't expecting America to fall for murderball tactics. >Springer leading off todayThe lineup just got announced, looks like Bo is leading off again and Springer's at the 5th spot. Might change if his form continues.
>>142150450What happen to it
what compels a man to do shit like this
>>142150570Here's just hoping Kooch doesn't get lit up and has his control back where it should be. He's been rough the past few starts and you can tell he knows he's better. Though that's the whole team minus Vlad and Jose lately
>current Stankees status
This thread was early guys. I'm going to the REAL one!
>>142150661This is the year MY Twins beat the twankees.
>>142150664Kikuchi's problem last few starts was throwing way too many pitches right in the middle of the zone. It seems that his slider and fastball don't have the movement they used to. But he could pick it back up again soon.
Mariners. MARINERS. Are you listening to me, you seagull-fellating faggots? You will surrender 30 runs this weekend. Deal with it. If you want to score some runs, too, that's up to you; our pitching sucks and the opportunity is there for you. But you better not fuck around or my Twins WILL sweep you. We do not have time for your amateur-ass AL West bullshit, so please do not throw fastballs at Willi Castro. He's been HBP'd like 15 times this past week and enough is enough. If you hit him, I will fuck you. I mean it. You think you're safe because you live 1000 miles away from fucking EVERYTHING? Think again. I will ride the I-90 directly into your virgin assholes. Fuck with me at your own peril, you teal twink cockgobblers.Oh, and your piss-stained "cream" uniforms are disgusting. Wear something else so you can at least look pretty when we're fucking you.Jay Buhner did Pixie Stix in the '90s. Fuck you.
>>142150722We're all over at the real bread
>>142150254the absolute third world state of new york
>>142150793Based faggotiner snnihalator!
>>142150254
>>142150977new york state of mind. you wouldn't understand.
>>142150977When you say "It's time to take out the trash" about most teams, it's just silly banter. With the Mets... it's just an accurate statement of fact.
>my Stros vs the GrimMets>weekend smackdown>starts in 3 hours
Doyers top 15 prospect list just dropped
>>142151188Takahashi is looking like the Japanese Skenes.
Which one of you faggots is this?
>>142151230>60 pitches and gets pulled
The 2022 Yankees started off red hot, best team in baseball. Then, starting mid June, they went .500 the rest of the way. The 2023 Yankees were a .500 team. The 2024 Yankees started off red hot, best team in baseball, and then they hit mid June. Old man LeMahieuOld man RizzoOld man StantonIssues at 1B, 2B, 3B, C, DH, LF, Starting Ro, Bullpen, and Closer, All for the low, low price of $315 million in payroll. Are the Yankees are serious organization?
>>142151230Isn't that the guy who can't beat the Cuphead tutorial?
>>142151252kwab
This man is officially broken and desperate
>>142151349They are a jobber franchise, just like the angels. Doyers are in the same boat as long as they keep Dave Roberts at the helm
>>142150977>the nairobi metropolitans
Ngh..more...glorp...
>>142150977nuke it
>>142151349Stankees will become the new doyers (aka a team that hasn't won a ring in 20+ years and pretend to matter)
>>142151450>the new doyers (aka a team that hasn't won a ring in 20+ yearsYou mean, the covid bowl doesn't count?
dredres nigga it's dre day nigga
>>142151349The Yankees are 7 and 12 since early June. It seems like 2024 is a repeat of 2022 for the Yankees.
>Giants walked off the CarpNot the ideal start to that series desu
>>142150977For me, it's the car on top of the other car
Mariners btw
>>142150793lol mariners
>>142150977New York City is worse than anyone can imagine. NYC is a genuine shit hole. The area around Citi Field is just typical of areas all over NYC. You cannot even imagine the smell, especially in the summer heat. Try to imagine the combination of rotting rat and bird carcass, stale urine, and vomit. And if you think I'm making this up, screenshot this and visit NYC in the summer, walk the streets of Queens or Manhattan, and go down into the subways and tell me what you smell.
>>142151586Marniers. Get it on your mind.M A R N I E R S
>>142151349STANKEES are getting danced on.
>here's your seat chud
>>142151715Why are there so many immigrants in Canada now? The most popular youth sport in Canada is cricket.
>>142151769diversity is strength, etcexcept for native canadiennes, they don't count
>>142150793Sorry in advance if I make ya cry too badly brother. Just don't take things to seriously marksHH
>>142151767This solves at least one of my problems of never knowing when to get up and buy beer or piss.
>>142151715suck my fuckin penis im a faggot macarena
>>142151715Emily Agard a cute
>>142150254oh no no no no no
>>142151840>buy pisslol wut?
lost my bookmarks what was that stream alternative to mlbbites?
>>142151970there's like a hundred, but the most reliable is mlb.tv
>>142151970mlb.tv or your local broadcasting affiliate :)
>>142151970Mlb.tv im gay btw
>>142151953Usually I bring it with me but sometimes you gotta shell out for the stuff they sell at the game.
>>142151970I use strikeout.nu
>>142152089whatever floats your boat, braves bro
>>142150623They made it paid, $24.99 a year now
keegan thompson back to the ILgaskaaka....
>Astros/Mets is on AppleTV+>means I can’t watch on my TV and have to watch the game on my computerFuck off Apple you greedy faggots
>>142151406I wish he’d play a game with the bananas.
>>142152345>he doesn't have an appleTVthey only cost $100 at costco, bro
>Is Ohtani underrated?I’m not sure which is more aggravating as a fan, the NFL yasss queening for Taylor Swift last season or the MLB sucking off Ohtani.
>>142152480>DH that can't field>doesn't lead the league in any category>largest contract in MLB (and US sports) history>UNDERratedoof
>>142152340post bussy
>>142152395they're honestly really nicei use Infuse on mine to browse all the movies/shows I have on our NAS
>>142152395>just pay the $120 to go to costco>so you can buy the $125 apple product>and spend $25/month to watch MLB every friday night
>>142152539but unironically
>>142152480at least Ohtani actually plays the sport and is close to a triple crown.
>>142152539>>142152494Lowercase schizo is on the loose.
>the only team without a pride night>is in freefall and getting embarrassed nightlywhat did the mlb mean by this?
>>142151406Why'd he leave Japan anyway? I thought he was doing fine there.
yfw the cubbehs go on a 10 game win streak
>>142152618Rangers celebrate pride night EVERY night!
im such a dirty cubslut...
>>142152633Dumbass with a massive ego
the Phillies!
>>142152742The Phanatic gets paid a good amount of money.
How the fuck can someone be ESPN’s literal #2 baseball journalist (behind Passan) and cover the cubs for 10+ years and then go on the radio and say that Rhys Hoskins has been great for the Brewers and that the Cubs should have signed him. How the fuck could you be so wrong. Fucking stupid bald faggot, can’t believe I ever used to think he knew what he was talking about. Yeah it only the cubs signed Rhys instead of trading for Busch. LMAOWASMFFKYSJR
What a joke of a franchise
>Stinkees
>>142152777>$600/hr>3hr/night>81 games>$150k/yearthe last statement is probably the only part that's accurate, but outside of the 3 hours every day, there's working out and learning dance routines, as well as appearances around the Philadelphia area (like schools or restaurant promotions). Probably works 40+ hours a week from April-October.
>>142152810doesn't Busch K a lot?
>>142152810Well Rhys is on a winning team and Busch isn't so...
>>142150977People on here tried to say I was lying
>>142152858What's wrong with a little positivity for your underperforming franchise guy? It's not like you're gonna see less of him.
>>142152929Yes
>>142152858They should try booing him instead. Worked for Judge.
>>142152929Yeah he does, but he walks more, has a higher batting average, and a higher OBP. Plus he’s a rookie. Hes better, cheaper, and younger than Rhys. He’s been the Cubs best hitter this year
>>142153233how has the defense looked at 1st? Any sort of agility at all or is kind of like Harper?
>>142152952no shit dumb fuck. stupid asshole
>>142152952Fucktard
cubspina is so tsundere
>Stubbs wearing a normal navy chest protector with Phillies city connect uniformswtf so JT is choosing to go out looking like a retard when he wears the yellow plate?
>>142153307Ehhh, it's a work in progress.
>>142153307Well Harper is a decent 1B right? Idk I don’t watch the Phillies. He’s way better than advertised, he’s not winning any gold gloves but he’s clearly above average. The only time he’s gotten himself in trouble this year is when he’s been indecisive, but that’s something he’ll get better at with more reps
>>142152858Maybe he just needs a hug? It worked for the midget.
>>142152669>LGBDFW
>>142153210Yes but Judge now actively hates your franchise and only sticks around because he’s reluctantly the face of it.
>>142153307>>1421533864th in all of baseball for outs above average / runs saved at 1B if you care about that stuff.
>>142153375>>142153386I saw him take some reps at second and third with the Dodgers and the actions looked okay, but he was slow laterally and looked like he had heavy feet. I figured he'd be better at 1st with a chance to be decent.
>>142152340I love him on SNL.
Come on phillies, gotta win this game for moraleAlso FUCK jannies
>advertises Mickey Mouse hats for the upcoming Doyers/SF gameBASED
Numer ?, Trea Turner
>>142153581this is literally gayer than an entire month of gay pride
>AppleTV broadcastGuess I'm watching... Reds vs Cardinals?
>>142153581good on the jints for admitting they're the mickey mouse franchise
>>142153612don't front like you wouldn't wear that shit
>>142153490Yeah he’s played 2B for I think a game or two but he’s definitely a 1B. They can get by without having a ton of lateral quickness. Like I said the only times he’s gotten himself in trouble is when he’s inbetween, and I think that’s something he’ll get better at. Unfortunately I’m expecting a little bit of regression in his bat, I think he has the highest BAPIP in all of baseball but he’s still a good hitter, I’m hoping he can reach another level. The Cubs need him to
Taryn is so adorable
>>142153612>>142153633>doyers fans seething
>>142153724>implying doyers have loyal fans
>>142151132change the hats
>>142153653surprised at your downturn recently. I thought you guys would be doing better, especially seeing the kind of team defense you had when we played each other earlier in the season.
We're about 15 minutes away from YOUR New York Mets from taking another W! A series against the Houston Astros begins tonight>>142151132Special....
>>142153764kek that Dodgers series might have been the peak of the 2024 Cubs season. The Bullpen has been one of the worst in baseball and the bats aren't batting and they're REALLY not batting with >risp.3 games with Milwuakee staring tonight and a month until the deadline, their season is gonna come down to this stretch
>>142153752No, it’s too much work and I like Stone Cold more
>>142153860gay
>>14215113220mins until my sweaty king pitches another gem against the grimMets
>the game that broke the 2024 Yankees
>>142152159Imagine forking over 25 bucks to use this valuation model.
>>142153920>NOOOOO MUH DH IS A KANG!
>>142153920Kek sogay ohtranny
>>142153920>could have gotten Ohtani for BiggioAtkins fucked up
Will the Rangers ever win?
>>142153581what the fuck is this real? kek
>>142154092>>142154072Winky...
>>142154124kent, i...
>>142154159Fuck you bitch fuck you bloody hoe
>Did you guys know the Mets guy made a song?>It’s called OMG!!!>Oh mah gawd!!!!
>getting hurt catching a ball
>>142154317Blood hit em with a ‘jak
Good luck ya MetropolitansLet’s get us a good ball game here>please lord don’t go back to our disappointment streak
LET'S GO METS!
>>142153602Bananaball is on guys
Castellanos can't stop swinging at shit
Based family man Altuve with a leadoff bomb
fuck that fucking cheating midget
>new york crowd booing immediately >insta home run on first pitchget fucked lmao
>>142154464cope and seethe
Let's get this momentum going, Chadres. Daily reminder that Ted Williams was born in San Diego. So your welcome, bostonians lol
>>142154404>bug postinggross
>>142154485And he never won the World Series, just like the 1984 and 1998 Padres
Colombian Astros fan spotted
>>142152858Maybe that's all the sexy dominican needs. Julio 30 game hit streak, 15+ HRs incoming.
>77mphJust fucking mail him the ball why don’t you
>>142154441Don't make me check your post history agian
get fucked its called framing idiot you don't even need to catch it to ruse an ump
>Masterclass in umping here in New York
>>142154441his wife is sub 5' if she is wearing heels here
wtf is this ump
>failed PED test>Yankees and Mets are interested in himyeah, obviously
what race is this?
>>142154743Well it's a professional baseball player, so some form of hispanic.
let's FUCKING go
>Springer RBIYeah he's back (for real this time)
>>142154404Just post anime girls or cubspies like the rest of us
>>142154805This makes me happy to hear
>>142154518I mean, he was in PCL Padres, red sox was cursed still. Still greatest hitter of all time desu
My conservative gen x parents disowned me for getting a tattoo.What team should I root for?
>>142154806Cubspie is my waifu
>>142154832weird narrative you have painted yourself in
mets spiritually won that half inning
>35 pitch first inning
>RISPiesat least we put 35+ pitches on him
Watching the phillies bat with this line up is painful
>>142154833I'm going to shop my team's hat on her when we play later this year. You have been warned
>immediately into yayayayayayayaya commercial>I’ll show you my magenta statusI fucking hate it I fucking hate it I fucking hate it I fucking hate it I fucking hate it I fucking hate it I fucking hate it I fucking hate it
>'Varsho Returns From Back Injury'Yeah you can tell lmao, stiffest man in the league
I'm tired of watching stott watch great pitches go right down the middle
>>142154899you banked a good lead in the division. just have to weather the storm for a while.
>slow start Blanco is here tonightuh oh, well if he manages to get through this inning, he should settle down
>cheap infield singlesmy metties are so back
Mariners
>>142152858>NOOOOOO YOU CANT SUPPORT YOUR GUYS NOOOOO THIS IS SO REDDIT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>2 shutout innings for Kikuchigood he's been struggling early into games. A much needed improvement
>>142155015I think JT, Schwarber and Harper will be back after the ASG
>>142155084Yes. The guy who likes to take credit for the Trea ovations gets mocked for it all the time.
>>142153633Literally this lol. They're only owning themselves by giving out Mickey Mouse hats with SF printed onto them.
Holy fucking shit the umps suck so god damn bad
>>142155139it sucks but the main thing is to be as healthy as possible for the playoffs, a lot trickier for all the teams vying for wc spots in the NL.
Only one run, we take those. Spit your goddamn gum out Ronel, you putch much better without it.
At least we got one run out of that. But I swear, if the only pitch Alonso ever saw were sliders down and away from RHP, he'd strike out 350 times a season. He really just can't stop himself from swinging at those
Alonso is behaving exactly like Conforto in his contract year, what a bummer. He's not gonna turn it around either. And Quintana SUCKS.
this is the result of manfred cracking down on diaz last week, both cheat teams know the umps are extra picky about sticky stuff in this game so they can't grip the ball. riveting walkball. let them cheat manfred.
>>142155344Theres literally nothing wrong with sticky stuff. The balls aren't uniform the mud can wipe right off and then its just a slick surface again. Just give them that shit back
Kooch is cooking
>>142155216>ohtani club president>talking about mickey mouseKEK
would you rather be a chad like Baty who cant make the bigs or a great manlet like Altuve?
Based Riley rocket ive missed that so much its unreal
>>142155344everyone uses sticky stuff, and umpchad enforcement of it is literally, totally, completely arbitrary. The ump that threw out Diaz said he thought it was "too sticky" whatever that means.
>>142155448>calling yourself a literal mickey mouse franchise with the SF branded mickey mouse hats with ears and everything>this is supposed to be an own towards the opponents youre playing
I think that the Yankees need to hit more.
Maybe run down to 1st salsa man? That had infield hit written all over it
kek
>in game interviewsmuted my illegal stream get fucked apple
>>142155590when are the trannies going to Dodger Stadium? Pride month is almost over
Bench Duvall already for fucks sake
So Judge was training to play first base before tonight's game. Wonder if they'll make the switch after the all star break.
Scherzer got in big problem this inning. 36 pitches. He's done in the 5th.
lmao the interview fucked up pena kek he made an error cause they distracted him
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>142155590
>interviews players midgame>surprised when they arent 100% focused on the gameFucking Apple, quit with this bullshit
>>142155698>>142155700I need to see this
squirrel you useless shit
Ahhhh the no hit 6 7 8 and 9s (again) kill me fuck you Adam Duvall fuck you injuries fuck you Manfred and FUCK you umps
>>142155649I wouldn't read anything into that unless it's been mentioned as a possibility from team circles. Guys take reps at other positions all the time in practice.
>>142155736problem?
>>142155752oops lmao
>142155510>getting riled up because someone calls you out on your weird man crushKWAB
>>142155649This team is in desperation mode kek
>>142155752>>142155775They can't keep getting away with this collusion.
If manny machado were to hustle would he die?
>>142155649I can already feel the errors he's about to commit
Nice double daddyNot so nice slide
>>142155777Sorry meant to type >>142155510 my bad
>>142155746guess we'll see
>forgot to turn off his VPNOH NO NO NO NO NO
>>142155853>>142155853>>142155853Cubs Brewers Gamethread
>>142155729Bregman and Pena didn't communicate because they didn't want to disturb the hot micdidn't even matter because the retard got picked off immediately on a 0-0 count
>>142155860>cubtard containment threadnice
>>142155860no thanks
>>142155844isn't he rated above average in rf still?
>>142155869maybe this is the push we need to make them stop
>>142155869I HATE MANFRED I HATE MANFRED I HATE MANFRED
>>142155885It's not about his fielding ability, they're just trying to avoid another long injury.
>>142155892Idk why they can't interview them while they're in the dug out ffs>>142155869damn lol
>>142155860>cusbNo thanks, I’d rather drink pints of hot warm cum
>>142155920maybe if you have another of bat you want in the lineup and get rid of Rizzo I guess but I don't follow them that closely.
if nimmo didnt have a little league arm he's out by 4 steps
>vladdywhy throw home there, just get Judge
Thomson getting greedy with his starter again
Let’s keep it going boys
This ump has been absolute dogshit tonight
I do not like Colin mchugh on the mic
>>142155957Rizzo is terrible, getting zero production from your 1B is a waste. Might as well put Judge there and call up Dominguez when he's healthy
>broadcast talking about Ozuna being an all-star>bases-clearing doublebased
Morton will blow this lead
>>142156167Which would be extremely ironic because it is about as close a record as he will ever get to a hall of famer by being only the 4th ever pitcher to score a win against every franchise
>called outthe micronation of umpires
Kikuchi's back to dominating the Yankees
Based Roajs, smol bawl is the way
Post your favorite ump chirps. Im fond of:Hey ump did you pay your fuckin phone bill? Thats a lot of missed calls!
>>142156247I'm thinking based
>>142156247Wew
>>142156247They had to end the massacre. Ump has a 10:30 reservation.
yes my nigga tyrone
Vladdy actually hustled and avoided a double play, nice.
>>142156335i'm not sure i've ever seen a call overturned faster
>>142156449he's black, right?
O M GThey made a song called OMG
Stro looks mortified, he really wanted to show off against the Jays
What happened to the Yankees?
>>142156546Mets buck broke them.
>poorates
>bombston
Marcus Stroman is a great pitcher!
CGSO FOR SANCHEZ. He's been amazing this year. However, the phillies offense is grim right now
>>142156491one drop rule so almost assuredly
Is it me, or is baseball more popular now then it was maybe 5 or 7 years ago?
Are the Stankees ever gonna win another game??
>only goes 4 inningsMetsies isn’t your bullpen like heavily taxed right now?
Springer ded
My Chadres is rapping red sux on apple TV. Batting practice all day!
>>142156641its fine we will just option/dfa the randos and pick up more randos for the next few days
>>142156566https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=335TZR0ZBHA&pp=ygURTWV0cyBkcm9wcGVkIGJhbGw%3D
>>142156641Mets pitching is abominable. Tons of shitters all over the place. They've been winning because the offense has been going nuts.
>>142156680lol I remember where I was when this happened. Went ape shit, thankfully I am older and mellower now. Castillo was such a fucking retard.
fatass Vlad sucks
>Alvarez was stealing 3rdKek
there goes the no hitter
>>142156639>long ass seasons>viewer can drift in and out without losing trackIt's the OG streaming show
>3-0 meatballDamn, really bad pitch by Kikuchi
>>142156639>follow your local team>there are 162 of these shits so just watch what you feel like>go to a game and just drink and chillit's unironically the perfect sport for a lifetime of watching, and can be as much of a casual or nerd as you'd like
Why don't the Yankees have a 'City Connect' uniform?
There’s the unclutch RISP Stros I know and love…
>14 pitch AB>organist has to play "Stayin' Alive" on every foul ball
Games on Apple TV should count as exhibition games. If a tree falls in the forest etc. etc.
Blow Gays are not a serious team
>PearsonOkay so it's a "Jays roll over and collapse" type of inning.
My sweaty goat Blanco has settled in as expected. That solo shot was just a mistake.
>phillies won>but the offense is bare bones right now due to injuriesIt's all falling apart...
>>142156566red sox, actually
>2 SOs>GIDPJoey is slumping hard. He probably needs a day off because this is not a great look.
Will he be an All-Star? He should be, but you know four or five NL teams will just have random relievers as pity participants
P O L A R OLAR
ily pete
PETE
how come the astros alvarez is black but the mets is white?
>>142157312Why Is there both a black Frank Thomas and a white Frank Thomas
Goddamn itI 100% put this on the offense for their limp dick bullshit
WE LOVE PETE
>>142157312>white
>>142157343
>>142157347nobody likes bugs
All these people ITT watching the Mets game. Must be nice to be able to afford a streaming service just to watch one (1) baseball game every week.
>>142157371speak for yourself
>jewish infielders
>>142157375stop being poor
>>142157347is this a legal batting stance?
>>142157389I speak for the majority, notice how nobody ever asks you for a source?
>>142157375It's part of a package my wife gets for apple fitness or something. She uses it almost daily at the gym with her trainer.
Wtf blue jays?
>>142157371do you know what site you're on retard?
>>142157484>anime girls are all drawn with caucasian featuresnot even japanese men want the bugs
>>142157480>her trainerhow high does her heart rate get with her trainer?
>mcneilHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAKWABstros
>short porch
squirrel golf HR
>>142157392>buy the subscription goy!
>>142157499the cardio routine is usually about 20 minutes and climbs up to 140
Astros just got Grimace'd
>>142157524you are poor
Genuinely fuck you Bregman
If my orioles pitchers could throw some fucking strikes that would be great.
>>142157481Nate Pearson got brought in for a high leverage inning, please understand
Metsiners make ya seethe?
>mets gave up 7 runs to the yankees in the 9th>think having a 2 run lead is a clinchoof
>>142157567is that narrative is what helps you cope
>>142157493More for me then
>>142157524i dont care if you buy the subscription or not im just sick of you faggots bitching about every premium game just buy the sub or find an illegal stream like everyone else i hate self-loathing, constantly complaining poors. just make more money bro.
>>142157578its 4 :^)
It’s ok, we still havent had our signature huge inning. I still believe
>>142157536>140what kind of routine is that? I used to exceed 240 climbing hills mountain biking. She must have a low resting heart rate.
>>142157595>they don't even want himKWAB
>>142157633trainer probably does most of the work
Trashtros never stood a chancehttps://x.com/SNY_Mets/status/1806843735298232455
>>142157633>240are you sure you're alive?
if your ballpark is listed on the left, you are a faggot
PLAKATA
>>142157663I crank out pretty high bpm normally no matter what-70-90. With deep breathing and meditation I can get down to mid 50's but that's about it.
>>142157643i don't live in japan. its a good thing i don't they have some sort of birthrate issue and with me there stealing all the big titty japanese bitches i'd just make it worse
>>142157716240 isn't possible
>>142157721you are not mentally stable
>>142157578>2 run lead
>>142157805soon
uncle chuck is either lights out or total dogshit, what the fuck his problem?
>>142157757it is. it's about a 1 to 4 ratio from normal to max for most people and 1 to 6 for people in exceptional shape.
Astros, u mad?
umpgods run this sport
why do umps always look so jacked these days? 10-15 years ago they were all obese retards but now they all look like they DYEL
This ump scorecard is going to hit so good tomorrow
>>142157910always have
>>142157920the umpchad is the strongest race in the world
>>142157969this call was so bad it placed this guy on the IL
kek cusbwhat a pathetic team
does any team get out of bases loaded jams more than my mets?
>rispros
>11 men left on baseDo you want to know why the Astros were shit at the start of the season? Why we have the best team BA in the mlb but the 3rd worst ability to convert offense to runs? This is why
>>142158057My Islanders
>>142158057happened twice so far this game
Angels
>>142158057I don't think I can search that on Stathead.
>>142158182and thrice against the yanks
>>142158186suck
If Tigers can win vs Plesac then I don't know what to say.
orioles win! first time they have saved a 1-run game this season
>Christopher Sanchez throws 9 innings for the first time in his Major League career>101 P, 0 R, one shy of a madduxYeeeeeep, I'm thinking it's 4 Aces o'Clock in Philadelphia...
MY orioles (: gg texass
MY METS!
>>142158505where did he come from? I never heard of him until this season.
>>142158629nice seat, moneybags
>>142158492I meant can't not can...
>>142158629>cocacola pride>moderna plastered everywhereKEK KEK KEK
Schanuel the on base king
Jason Benetti is the best broadcaster in baseball ainec
>>142158633He's been the up and down phillies 5th/6th starter for a few years now. He was pitching good enough last year that Thomson started him in the playoffs over Walker lolHe supposedly used to throw nothing but high 90s and couldn't control anything, learned to throw more offspeed and with more control and has had a great season so far
Man Maeda is cooked
GIFOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
RENGIFDAWG
>>142158778sounds like he's the big surprise for you guys this season. it's always cool when someone explodes into becoming the man, even if it doesn't last long.
Bryan, I better not see you at the game puto!
>21 consecutive games the Angels have homered vs the Tigers
>>142158946All I expected was him to be a solid 5th starter. He's been a 3rd starter tier pitcher and he's basically the 4th starter with Taijaun being shit.
I'll take it you sexy dominican.
Man we need Kyle Tucker back so badly.>it would only be 3 days the training staff saidIt’s been almost a month and he still has at least a week
Well... shit
>>142159041RETARDED DOMINICAN PICKED OFF
>>142159156Don’t talk about your mother like that!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHMOTHERFUCK YOU RETARDED DOMINICAN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUCK
>>142159041>>142159156Lol really?
>>142159181I don't want to talk about it.
>>142159181Yes
>blew the shutout in the 9th with 2 outsthat's a real bummer, man
Ty France!
Charlie now has a win against every team in Baseball
LINDOUBLE!
GG red Sox! We didn't lose the Xander trade someone said previous thread lol
NOTHING CAN KILL THE GRIMACE???
I am happy that my Yankees are hitting more.
Bo Bichett welcome to _________.
>>142159431Happy Pride Month [from citi bank]
Imagine if the mets knock the braves out of the playoff this year kek
GOOD EVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENING /mlb/! Just wanted to remind you that we’re another day closer to the Mets (yes, THE Mets from the 2022 playoffs) winning the 2024 World Series! Make sure to save your tears for the 2024 award ceremony, when the Comissioner's Trophy comes back to Queens!>b-but the Mets always choke every year! Their not even the 2nd best team in the division"Ya Gotta Believe!"Hate to disappoint you flyovers, but all the top players are heating up! Alvarez, Lindor, Alonso... it doesn’t matter if we haven't won in almost 40 years, as It's coming back home to queens! And who better represents the soul of Baseball than your beloved New York Metropolitans! But feel free to continue your denial. Your tears of disappointment will be all the more sweeter!
Jays pitching turned into BP after the 5th inning
>>142157840Target heart rate is 220 minus your age. And 70-90 is a normal resting heart rate. It just sounds like you don't know that much about heart rates.
>>142159472Brazil
>>142159507based
I’m pretty sure we have the worst record in baseball on AppleTV. Is there a fan graph for that?
We'd be unstoppable if we could just hit the ball brother. It's getting harder every dayHH
>It's usually expressed as a percentage of your maximum safe heart rate, which is 220 minus your age. For example, if you're 35 years old, your maximum heart rate is 185 beats per minute (bpm), and your target heart rate would be 50–85% of that, or 93–157 bpm.
Blue jays you were supposed to be the gapers not the gaped.
>over .500 mestuhhhh is mlb having some technical difficulties? what the fuck
>>142159542I'm going by years of watching the tour de France, my own experience and talking with physicians. You don't sound like you're a doctor, either.
>could have Yankees, Orioles, Brewers, Cleveland in some amazing pennant race against each other>all have thumbs up their asses because of playoff geeksthat's why no one watches this shit anymore kek
>>142159692my normal heart rate is 60bpm, I hit 160 yesterday and felt like I was going to throw up, cant imagine getting to 240+.
Doyers!
>>142159727Brewers have been in the non-shit league for 25+ years boomer
wtf plesac
holy shit this ump at the giants game is ALREADY a blind retard, one batter in
nice job logan :)
Piece of shit ump
>>142159692imagine doubling down on stupidity...>>142159614>>142159542mostly correctmax 190VO2 max (sprinting) 165-180tempo (racing) 150-165work out 135-150fat burning (walking) 120-135btw my resting HR is 60 and dips down to 35 while sleeping
>>142159777It's in the box.
>>142159777
>>142159727i don't even know what this post means
gg Yankees
Nothing can kill the Grimets
The books! Put it in them! Grimets win again!
METS WIN
>>142159692240 bpm is supraventricular tachycardia, and if you're heart rate is this high then you need to seek immediate medical care because you're probably about to die.
>>142159777this is cringe
>>142159761WTF PLESAC
>>142159777Over the plate.
>>142159760enjoy your 37-45 playoff hopeful games lol
I hope the Yankees killed the Blue Jays will to play
YA GOTTA BELIEVE
pitcher got cooked already
>>142159817Nice.
ggs Metsies>14 men left on>Bregman throwing away the gameNow that’s Astros baseball. We’ll see yal tomorrow night where we get one back.
>>142159861>>142159817>sameposting because of getting called out earlierKWAB
>>142159817
Plesac sucks this was inevitable
>>142159870what?
>>142159735>>142159824I didn't say I felt good. I only was in that range on a couple occasions. I felt like my head and chest were going to explode and I dialed it way back because it scared me but 150ish didn't bother me at all.
>>142159904
>>142159927you know what i actually don't care about whatever autism you have going oncarry on
lowercase poster BTFO
>>142159915If you were using one of those Apple watches to get your heart rate, then it was probably just malfunctioning. Those watches are known to give false heart rates, especially during atrebtuous activity. I'm not even trying to be an asshole, I'm just saying that 240 bpm is a medical emergency.
>>142159870
>>142159986>atrebtuous activity*strenuous activity
Will my poodres finally fucking win 5 in a row?
Ron you gotta stop instructing fat asses to steal
This Mets team is the team of destiny
Nice snare polanco
Use those special eyes and got the button press just right on that one lmao
>>142159986I believe you. This was mid 2000's and I was using some shit I got at walmart. I heard a story about George W Bush passing out from choking on a peanut and how it was actually a sign of him having good cardiovascular health because he had a resting heart rate of 50 something. I was typically in the 70's if I sat around absolutely still and seemed to be always in the 90's to 120/30 if I was moving so I became obsessed with trying to get my resting heart rate down. I don't think about that stuff anymore until I saw anon mention his wife's max and thought it sounded low.
remember when english
the fucking hot mics at oracle park are always so annoying. idk how you gintsfags do it every day
My Astros become the latest to fall to the now Super Saiyan Mets...
>>142160327nothing personnel
>>142155869If it were the interviews fault, then why didn't Bregman do anything despite having a better angle on the ball?
cubs got gaped
man, umpball cost >us another game. 50 win team easily if not for this umpball crap
CUBS SUCK COCK
>>142160327Once Senga returns they are going to be the 27 yankees
>>142153811Slut
Chicago Cubs 2 - Milwaukee Manfreds 4good "game"
>>142160410Yeah by umps, not the other team.
>>142160327They need to all be tested for PEDs and sticky shit. Something ain't right. That team was ass five weeks ago and they just BTFO the Yankees.
I hate umpball.
>cusb>11.5 gamesCan you even see us from down there lol
>>142160419leave it to one of you "people" to victory lap around an umpball game. pathetic dumbass.
>>14216021270-90 is a perfectly normal resting heart rare. 50 is actually really low and is considered bradycardia (unless you're sleeping) which can be a sign of a bad heart unless you're an Olympic level athlete (which Bush clearly isn't). That entire pretzel story was fake as fuck anyways. He probably got too drunk and passed out. Lol.
>>142160456because they arent playing like doodoo dogshit and Alvarez is an actual good backstop compared to Narvaez or Nido.
>McNeil hit a 3 run HRGreaaaat..... now time to watch our fanbase go all like:>See?!? Give him time, he's Tony Gywnn!!Before he absolutely stinks it up for the rest of the season. I fucking hate how much this fanbase always loves the most mediocre players
If the Cards lose this game the Mets will have a playoff berth.
>>142160481>>142160466>>142160441>>142160450
>>142160067Not a canck but>trannime manchild fag stanning stankees with ancient memeschecks out!kek!loser
>>142160520>not having any respectare you serious? I'm a brewbro, that game was pure bullshit.
Miggy Ro is one hell of a shortstop
>>142160556The only thing that's pure bullshit is clarkie bear
>>142160512No nobody is defending McNeil. He got the flukiest home run ever, but i'll take it.
>>142160456ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?
>umpball costs the cubs another gameit's all so tiresome
>>142160556cry cry back to boystown
>>142160605that doesn't even make sense you fucking dumbass.
THIS UMP IS FUCKING BLIND
>>142160658Get a brain ya moran
You cannot tell me this ump doesn't have money betting against Ohtani
>>142160668Pretty much forcing batters to take swings at bad pitches.
you see my blue jays don't need umpball to be trash
>>142160706he bet the over on Webb strikeouts tonight
this ump in the doyers/vaginants game is pro-tranny
>>142160486I remember before the big doping scandal ruined the reputation of all pro cyclists hearing the range of their heart rates was from the low 30's to low 190's. I also neglected to mention that I wasn't online back then either because I thought it would complicate my life unnecessarily, so I had a limited pool of information to draw from.
>>142160698Fuck you idiot.
>>142160705how much does Ohtani have on the ump?
>>142160520Oh yeah fuck the cubs fans because they...*checks notes* care about the sanctity of the game?Not sure what your point is dumbfuck. Not even a Cubs fan either, fuck them they're my teams fiercest rival. I want them to lose, but it needs to at least be fair. They gotta give them a fair shot
>challenge the hit by pitch to lose a challengewhy the fuck dodgers
new when?
>>142160768
Legit one of the worst ump performances I've ever seen. I'm fuming.
>>142160800>Uh analytics told me that it'd raise the odds of winning the game by .01%
Make a new one lazy cunts
>>142160832>I'm fuming
>>142160845whats the point tho, its so early and theres more tag into bases ahead of them
>>142160705I'm guessing you have money on Ohtani homerun prop. There is nothing wrong with this.
>>142160797i'm sorry did the umps serve up that tater ball to chourio with the bases loaded
>>142160831very funny asshole
i'm working on the new thread, don't none of you fuckers try to beat me to it
>>142160884you have to be a sicko to bet on baseball desu
>>142160916>I LOST SO MUCH MONEY ON ONE OF THE MOST CLUSTERFUCK GAMES IN ALL OF SPORTS
JOSH ROJAS RBI DOUBLE
>>142160880>b-but the analytics
/nu/>>142161020>>142161020>>142161020
>>142157249I still can't believe how great the Phillies starting rotation has been this year.
>>142160327We’ll get em back tomorrow. Honestly the Mets didn't really beat us as much as we beat ourselves. 14 men left on base is inexcusable. Coupled with the Bregman bullshit, we didn’t deserve to win that game.
>>142159995>17.5% of whites want asians>15.8% of latinosgrim, but whatever helps you cope.
mets won that ballgame
>>142162573nah, bregman lost it
>>142162745two errors in the inningdeserved
