Friday Night Edition /hoc/vious: >>1421472724 Nations First 6 Players Announced>CanadaMacKinnon/McDavid/Makar/Crosby/Point/Marchand>USAM.Tkachuk/Matthews/McAvoy/Q.Hughes/Eichel/Fox>FinlandSaros/Lindell/Heiskanen/Barkov/Rantanen/S.Aho>SwedenHedman/Karlsson/Forsling/Forsberg/Zibanejad/Nylander
/playoffsbound/
about as random as alex trebek a few years back
>>142155308>>142155308>>142155308>>142155308>>142155308>>142155308>>142155308
>Celine Dion
My krakies are gonna get someone good :)
wtf is this. why does the nhl only associate with acts from 50 years ago?
>>142155328Raped
carey price better remember the kid's name
damn habs won the draft
>a fucking leaf
Binlan, who will be the first Binnish player drafted tonight?
>these players
>>142155338based post
da da
>>142155327Random how? She's from Québec and she's been in residence in Vegas for years
>>142155338Good post
CELIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEE
So glad the draft is going fully virtual next year. None of this horseshit. Just Gary rattling off names. Will shave an hour off the draft.
>>142155347Konsta Helenius is projected to be a mid-round pick
Celine should have sung the selection.
>>142155347>tonight
Good job Habs, now nobody will kill Celine Dion and force her to sing the Iraqi national anthem.
>>142155335KIROV REPORTING
>picking a ruZZianBOOOOOOOOOO
>soft russian wingercanada clearly doesn't want to win the cup
>>142155347BINLAND :DDDDD
>when you have to live in Anaheim now
>no euros drafted yet
Welcome back, Russia... >we missed you -_-
habs won the draft
>barkov,lundellyou win with finnish centers. The team who picks Helenius is the draft winner automatically.
>>142155374This has been good TV, I bet they change their minds and keep the format. What were they bitching about, that it's hard to make trades when everyone's on top of each other? Chayka girl on ESPN has marbles in her mouth but at least she knows puck
how watch draft ?? give link..
>>142155308>mcbustCanada will come in last place>>142155362She's Swiss you fucking retard
Should be Buium or Dickinson here
>>142155425It's on hockey.tv
Why are all the draft picks so attractiveThere hasn't been a hideous top end talent picked since Eichel and Laine
who's representing utah?
Tij is going 6th
>Utah is NEXTHistory in the making, lads
>>142155402Orange County is a great place to live if you're young and rich. He'll also have more privacy and far less pressure than if he played in a Canadian city.
Utah Hockey Verein
>>142155425onhockey.tv as alwaysthe first espn link works just fine
>>142155405>Everything beyond the Vistula and Dniester is Asiatrue
>caption this image /hoc/
>>142155445Lindstrom literally looks ass ugly
I hope Celibate-ini never scores a single goal or assistI hope his career finishes with 0 points and the highest possible negative rating on the iceHell, I hope he's not present to see the Sharks win a single gameIt's not because I hate himIt's not because I hate the SharksIt's because I would rather see the world engulfed in nuclear hellfire than half to see some estrogen filled troon blogger post about "Celibrini's Celly!"
Utah Mormon Groomers
>>142155451Raped
Kek no one gives a fuck about the teds
>>142155447Alex Meruelo
you suppose any teams ask the players for nude pics to see how they're developing?
>>142155447I hope the Smiths brought some of their NBA talent for flavoring purposes
>>142155463april 17 2022
>>142155447the Phoenix City Commissioner lmao
>>142155463*record scratch* yep, that's me
>my habs didn't pick tij broccoliaPhew
>>142155463>What happened that chilly Easter Sunday?
Michkov vs Demidov is going to be fun.
>>142155472sometimes I forget they exist
>>142155477The jazz just drafted a white guy who was allegedly groomed into mormonism by his cradle robber gf
>>142155424They said its hard to make transactions when everybody can overhear one another. But the biggest benefit by far is that you don't have a platoon of retards marching up and down the stage and round robin of speeches before the pick is made. Each NHL pick takes 4x longer than every NFL and NBA pick.
/Hersch/
Every young man liked the movie Titanic...
imagine if the Habs picked both Michkov last year
>>142155467Utah Groom
>win too much>forced to wait a long time to get your draft pick inSuch is life
>>142155463He looks AI generated
How do you know which regens are good without watching college hockey?!
>>142155491No really what happened?
>>142155463>I went first because I'm white and Canadian but the best player got drafted 5th.
>>142155513Kill yourself
>>142155445Dahlin was much uglier than either of them.
>>142155463Why does every zoomer have this exact phenotype? Young kids didn't used to look like this now they all do
>>>/out/>>>/out/>>>/out/>>>/out/
Gary does not look happy. Still seething about Arizona failing.
Can't wait to be really drunk by the time my team picks in the 20s and get mad when they don't pick Connelly or whatever other retard I've kind of heard of who drops
>>142155518Win what?
Good D man still out there!!!
>>142155544Raped
>>142155535_/ _/ _/
>>142155549Enjoy the fall to mediocrity
LOOOOL
>>142155518O T T E RTTER
>>142155536Laine was the ugliest. Eichel second. Dahlin was only gross looking because he had such severe acne.
The Noorwood Reaper spares no one
Sad, wanted to see Calgary pick him
>>142155459>>142155444both virus site
>IGINLA GOES TO UTAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
TIIIIIIIIIIIJJJJJJJJJJJJJ
AHAHAHAHAHAHA
he's going to Utah, fucking kek
LMAOOOOOOO
>Ryan: Can't boo us we haven't done anything yetBased
>>142155580>>139431701
Flamesbros... it wasn't supposed to be like this...
>>142155544Nice image
>FLAMES KWAB
getting iggy with it
Oh for fucks sake.
the summer of cuckholding for Calgary continues lmfao
>tij gonethank god
>>142155535>>142155544>he's outhahah
FLAMESBROSIT'SFUCKINGJOEVER
>no one wants the defensemenWhat do the teams know?
He don't want him anyway. He's fucking black. Guaranteed bust
based dallas stars legend jarome iglina
>broccoli head is a popular look this year Is this the new Mullett, /hoc/
>>142155598They went with a bland color scheme, uniform and nickname
Wait so they didnt even pick a a team name? Theyre just using hockey club? I fucking hate them already
>>142155632Raped
>>142155575There was literally uglier player drafted before Laine. Is this mutt hing where dark features and pig noses are seen better than finer features?
>>142155637It's the nigllett
>>142155645they've literally said they aren't going to get a name until next season.
>>142155450I knew all along he'd never fall to Calgary
>>142155637I'm afraid so
oh shit who was that evil looking prospect
>>142155648forgot the pic
>>142155637It's been the popular look for two years
>>142155660nah, call it the Catfish or something or more cerebral
>>142155645Theyve already said that you retard they dont want to rush the branding
>>142155636Dallas won that trade despite being risky
>>142155645they'll announce yeti in due time
>>142155676Now that was an ugly draft
>>142155687Win/Win for both teams
>>142155679Thanks for the update, Young Man>Dyn-o-mite
>another muttWtf going on in Canada
>>142155676Fat mexican head and anders behring breivik
>>142155648Matthews is incredibly average looking--he just has always looked 15 years older than he is.You are a gross, Asiatic cro-magnon if you think castizx is worse looking than Finnic-Mongol
Calgary will just trade for Iginla like they did last time. He will be a Flame
>>142155695>you haven't seen nothing yet
>>142155467This is honestly one of the craziest conspiracy theories/genius moves>Mormons scout out a promising young athletic prodigy>send in a smoking hot qt to babysit him and /ss/ the shota>he takes her to his HS prom when she's a 25 year old>she convinces him to abandon his family and commit fully to Mormonism and sports>doing this raises massive red flags throughout the scouting process, tanking his draft stock>Utah team drafts him >??????>years later fans will wonder how the fuck a star like that fell so late into the draft
Kek are they doing this in the sphere?
>another mutt picked top 10White bros our girls are going to keep getting blacked
>>142155486Would've been interesting being coached by someone beat his dad in finals
>>142155724And they will win a Cup.
>>142155712Kill yourself
I'll take 1 (one) Zeev or Parekh please
Leah Hextall looks like she would make a great mommy dommy
>>142155732that's crazy
>Goal scoring defensemanJUST WHAT OTTAWA NEEDED!
>>142155731we've got our own version of this too. though he's a 2nd round bust
REBUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUILD
wtf was that high school french?
I'M GONNA KRAK
another chuck
>yakemchud
Why does nobody want Silayev? We're getting to Cam Fowler territory. Project 3rd, falls out of the top 10.
>Yakemchuk>TkachukChukbros...we can't be stopped
Cheers bros
Seattle time to draftTime for a commercial!
This draft sucks
>>142155732
KRAKHEADS RISE UP
>>142155796Gross
>Correction
I’m so happy the flames retards got btfoed again
BIG D KRAKEN
>>142155722>matthews average lookinghe would be bottom of the barrel incel in nordic countries
>>142155796cheers! happy friday!
>>142155663The hair doesn't bother me it's all the zoomers false sense of confidence that annoys me.
It's so funny when Canadians larp as French when they're just Americans
>>142155791it seems almost impossible to project who can actually defend at an nhl level
>>142155794
>>142155813Just like my islanders
>>142155732>muh support system
>>142155791
alberta born and hitman playeri like this guy
How late in the draft will teams continue to have named jerseys all prepared?
>every draft pick is just being shy and abashed and not saying anything>no one going LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOO gets up high fives the crowd punches Bettman then cuts a promo guaranteeing his team's going to win the cup in 5 yearsImagine if players had personality
>>142155801just like my oilers
>>142155818finns have high standards. here he'd be 4/10
>>142155840>>>/pw/
>>142155807I don't drink it for the taste bud>>142155822Happy Friday to you as well sir
>>142155840Imagine one of these twinks giving grown men a reason to want to fuck them up next season.
intredasting no euros picked yet
>none of them won a cup in the past 2 yearswhat makes them first pick worthy?
Why won’t these Nazis draft Zeev?
I have it on good intel that Helenius will be drafted by devils or wild.
>>142155872mackinnon and makar won in 2022, they're still elite
>>142155878Who?
the beak on this one
>to announce this draft pick we'd like to bring up special guest....Eddie Vedder
>>142155872>Team Nova Scotia and others.
>not a lot of sexy players on this teamwhat the FUCK did he mean by that?????
*feedback*
FUCK YOU RONNY
>>142155883for me it's amd
kek they just called him a "little guy"KWAB
Where’s that Kraken poster who wanted the D? Kek
>>142155870belarussian and russian have though.
>They actually drafted CattonMight be a great pick ngl. I like that a ton for the Kraken.
>>142155870isn't belarus part of europe?
>matty benis was drafted 3 years agodamn
>white pants
I'm so sick of being a sens fan.
>Berkly
>>142155910Russia is asian
>whlSo it's a tranny making the jump to mens
>little guy>5'10>mfw 5'8
>BerklyI hate zoomer names so much
Zayne Parekh Luke Hughes "defense" pairing
lmao none of the dmen are getting picked.
>Cattonbased pick krakheads
>>142155923I'm also 5'8 :(
>midget alert>midget alert>midget alert
>Berkly CattonWhy are more and more white people going the nigger route with retarded names that aren't actually names
fucking WHY. Are you planning on getting a free agent D man in the future??? Do you seriously think lukas dragicevic is capable of being a top D prospect???? WHY.
trade up old manget Buium
Worst mistake since day 1
worst 1st round draft for sweden since i can't evem remember?
>>1421559235'5 here. shut up
gary.... the trades.....
>>142155923>>142155936Don't complain, Copey would love to switch heights with you
>>142155918Next year they'll make the playoffs (next next year)
>>142155898he likes 18 year olds
>>142155942You guys are in a bad spot because you also don't have any big scorers
>>142155949they're gonna be a bastetball/footy country soon
>>142155922Kill yourself retard
were in herehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nZ03mgtrqS8
>>142155968Just like my islanders
What's with the huge russian defender that's dropping?
>Chris Johnston>@reporterchris>Ekblad may be on the move tonight. Hearing LAK have been given permission to discuss extension. Importantly, Ekblad switched agents to Craig Oster this month, who represents multiple Los Angeles players.>8:02 PM · Jun 28, 2024
>>142155942Seattle has zero dynamic centers. They need offense. Right pick.
>>142155939not picked by the Habs for once
>>142155923It's the 175 pounds but they will add muscle to him before the season starts
>Jason Robertson is getting re-draftedHOLY SHITHOLY SHIT
>>142155986The kid who won the calder
>>142155996
>>142155989Catton is not a center though
>>142155994boy needs to hit the weight room
>>142155913see >>142155460
>>142155941>The name Berkley has an English origin and is derived from the Old English words “beorc” meaning birch tree and “leah” meaning meadow or clearing.
>>142155921Eurasian, comrade
he was a sassy boy
>You're a sassy boy.
>you're a sassy boyJesus christ Leah your practically dripping. Beat the seat is wet.
Leah strikes me as the wine aunt type
>no one was able to move up last year>bunch of teams are this yearYear this draft will be shit
my krakies got someone good :)
This nigga's up to something
can this next pick be flames themed?
>Korean Indian being drafted by CalgaryLMFAO
>>142156009in a word, vitamins, lots of them
Why are /hoc/ drafts always so boring
Sir
>>142156026>>142156027sasky retards
The Chinamen are taking over the league
american-bros, where are the prospects?
redeem or?
>>142156022Old English is barely English. If I saw dude named Beuwolf or Aethlethred I'd make fun of them too
ZEEV SISTERS???
>>142156049Because nhl drafts are shit
>3 mutts in top tenITS SO FUCKING OVER
SAARS
Why does every first overall pick in your sport have the personality of cardboard?
>>142156055where are your cups?
Zayne Parekh skipped two grades in school he's gonna quit hockey to become a doctor like Claire Thompson
finns on the board, finally
>>142156069Just like my islanders
>>142156049they can't keep up with that NBA excitement
is that guy chinese or japanese?
>>142156071it's not so bad...
>>142156069Most of these picks will amount to nothing so there's not much hype
>>142156055All your prospects have been mutts lmao
Marshawn Lynch in the house
someone post that indian guy flames song in celebration
>>142156097someone said korean-indian but who knows. Pretty lucky he's 180cm with those genes.
>>142156084he must be smart
>ah hello sar yes i am to be playing on the calgary flame to be helping unto winning the stanley cup thank you saar for to be drafted
>>142156077The NFL and NBA guys at the top top level are boring prep school pod people too now, and for the "generational" guys everyone pays attention to or even Celebrini-level average top picks the draft process is very boring and they just want it to be over
>Macklin>Beckett>Cayden>Berkly>ZayneWhy do Canadian zoomers have such fruity names?
>openly refuses to be a team player before he even gets draftedthat's it i'm off the convoy
>>142156044He will be a rooftop Korean for the Flames.
>>142156081holy copeno golds, no players, but "your" teams have the best Canadians to win them cups
>half indian half korean>comes out as Filipino
CMON GARYANNOUNCE SUM FAKING TRADES
i can't fucking wait for the sonics to come back so i can drop this stupid ass retard led franchise. Stupid FUCK. 6 foot 7 pro ready defenseman and we're not taking him because we support ukraine in the pnw or some stupid shit.
>>142156123Berkly's a good Saskatoon boy
>>142156123I'm naming my kids John and Mary this shit is ridiculous
Where are the fucken trades?!?!?!>>142155958>this madKWAB cup champs retard
>Nobody congratulating my kitties
>>142155970>bastetball
>>142156141i got something about 6.7 and ready that you can take
>>142156153Why John and why not not Peter Paul
A fucking genius !!!
You're a big guy
>>142156157The draft's on, stupid. We celebrate losers right now.
>forgets where his fans arekwab
>>142156123I'm naming my son gekyume
this guy has to pee real bad
>>142156154>Where are the fucken trades?!?!?!Ekblad's going to Los Angeles
My Debbie’s (=
>>142156126No Americans care about international hockeyHockey is your lifeIt's our 5th most popular sport, even soccer has surpased itYet your country can't win the only trophy in the sport that matters and your countrymen would rather win it for us. Keep coping
my debbies :)
>the Iginla family connection>Bronny James just got drafted by his Dady's teamSTOP PANTOMIMING ADAM SILVER, GARY!!!!!!!!GARYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>142156157Sunday will be /our day/.
public speaking really isn't that hard even marty brodeur can do it
>>1421561261993
HE TRIPPED AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>birthdate 2006>mfw I was 11 in 2006
>Silayev fell to #10So who is gonna take Buium? Sharks?
>0 americans picked>0 finns picked>0 swedes pickedshit draft
easiest pick of the draft if you're not some stupid libshit retard. Hockey's so fucking gay with it's geopolitics.
>drafting someone from the KHLThey'll never learn
>>142156204we're more of a handegg nation
>>142156161Peter is kind of dorky, Paul is nice though.
someone who will go to the museum with dougie
>picking wallmart jesse pulkkinen with 10th overallkek
>>142156199I graduated high school in 2004.
142156186>retard still thinks it's an international competition
>Nemec, Hughes, Silayev, Siegenthaler, HamiltonSeamus Casey << >> Spencer KnightSend the boys home, it's too easy.
>>142156044He looks good though
>>142156201Detroit at 15
why is dickinson falling?
>>142156204Just imagine if we cared about hockey
>>142156204>handegg nation>pesäpallo nation>refugee nationwe all have our thing
>>142156204of coursethese teams want to win cups
>you now remember when boston picked 3 times in a row in the first round and only one was a good pickkwab
>>142156237kek you're mad huh
>>142155445Eugenics. They're children of rich athletes who marry attractive women
>>142156264DeBrusk is not good
>>142156256Burgerland is a turnleft nation, lad
>6’7 from Nizhny NovgorodDid all of the labor camps in central Russia cause a eugenic effect and lead to gigantic beast men like this?
Tij is kind of fugly
>>142156248Because his name is funny
>>142156248Boring player. Why take a guy who's a safe bet to be a poor man's Pietrangelo when you can take a giant with limited skills in hope to get the next Chara?
>Demidov told Jeff Marek he knows Celine Dion from Titaniclmao
>>142156237Raped bitch
>>142156264And it was the greatest draft class ever
>>142156264JEN
>>142156268slopdown was cancelled
>Sharks didnt even need to do a thing and they won the draft
How often does a super tall dman actually pan out? I feel like scouts cum over them and the last good one was like Hedman 15 years ago
>>142156264The way they passed on barzal and kyle connor was a big win for just looking at stats
>>142156293Pietrangelo is a better player than lurch
>>142150579almost bro
>bay area>draft a guy named “dick in son”
MY.DEBBIES.
>>142156186international hockey bad because america shit >:(
COME ON DANNY DO THE THING
best american prospect is an israelilol, lmfao
>dick in son
THE Sam Dickinson? The cock of the walk?
>>142156310For every Hedman, theres 20 Andrej Sustrs
the girl on espn is pretty good desu
>>142156337feels bad man
>Gary's mic volume super low while he's talking so no one can hear himkwab
can he sing iron maiden
>>142156337Eiserman is Israeli?
Oy Vey, what a load of shmeggege, Zeev Buium is being fakakted by these goy hockey owners
Are they darkening these draft picks up because this dude looks white but during interview he was dark as shit
>My eyes were on dickinson
Burn all indoor arenas in Australia and NZ so they can never host hockey again.
>>142156354Get ready to learn bagel and lox on cream cheese buddy
San Jose is set for life
>>142156310I was just thinking the same thing. It seems 6’1-6’4 is the sweet spot for D
>and with the next draft pick...The Flyers select....Morton GoldsteinWould you cheer or boo?
>>142156359wtf doesn't look like the same guy. Maybe he's got some sun?
>>142156346i would lick her anus
espn is teasing a trade so it will probably not happen
>>142156310Ekblad was 6'4"Dougie Hamilton was 6'6"Seth Jones was 6'4"
>>142156351RUN TO THE HILLLLLLLLLLSRUN FOR YOUR LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFE
>>142156359he's barely a quadroonalso, summer vs. winter
fuck off leah hextall, briere is trying to make this draft exciting
NOTHING HAPPENSNOTHING HAPPENSGUNSHY GMS WITH LIMP DICKS EVERYWHERE
>>142156366I hope
These players are so fucking to hear talk. Do they talk like this in real life? >hey bro, want to come over and play games with me? It'll be real fun you know, just us two guys, real nice guys you know, having some fun playing games you know, just an all around fun night
Why is nobody drafting Buium?
>>142156405don't talk too my wife like that
>>142156394None of those are good dmen
>>142156365We seriously need to do this for Canada also since they cant win a cup
>>142156410The other one
>>142156359He's a peanut Arbuckle
>DenverHe OD'd on the weed
TRADERADE
>>142156413Israel-Palestine made it a dubious pick. You never know what's going to get controversial.
>>142156310Chara?
Let's Go Wild
Parekh is gonna be the best player in the draft.
the woman is drunk
>>142156421Ekblad and Hamilton peaked as top pair guys. Jones was a top 10 dman in the league during the late 2010s.
>>142156439>28 years ago
>>142156438raped
>>142156440>the absolute state of hockeyKWAB
This guy looks like his last name would end in -stein
>>142156444checked and retarded
time's up, no pick for you
>>142156457>red tie and black suit to a draftWhy's he dressed like it's a funeral?
Dude how is this allowed?
>>142156460i think the minnesota vikings have done this twice
>>142156444checked
*ring ring*
MOVE IT ALONG GARY
>>142156457he’s just french canadian
need my reffies to review some of this movement
>it says.../hoc/ says...fuck G.B.? Who is GB?
>>142156413His parents rigged the draft
dude its really not that hard to decide
>trade hornBASED
The clock's been at 0:00 for ages and they still haven't forfeit their pick. Gary is rigging it for the phils
>>142156413elite players need foreskins
do they have any cell phone reception in that thing
WE HAVE A TRADE TO ANNOUNCEThe /hoc/ general has traded TBG to /cric/ in exchange for...absolutely nothing!
>they trade one spot downlmao wtf
Trade horn is Kino as fuck
>trading up ONE pick and giving up a fucking 3rd
>Trading up 1 spot
ANOTHER NOTHING TRADEFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
what an awful fucking trade kek
Lmao what
wtf is Buium? why don't jews have normal jewish names anymore?
fucking lol
>>142156500shame on you for not asking for some leftover pizza in return
>based retard trade
>all that for one spot
>moving one position
>>142156501nhl moment
>mild
holy fuck a blockbusta
>>142156517Israelis have weird made up names that are neither European not Middle Eastern
Based trade horn lmao
The Sphere was a good choice. Thank you Gary.
>minnesota gives up a third rounder to move up one spot in the middle of the draftwhat's the end game here
The extra mild sauce
Cmon minnesota trade two spots down
>>142156517When Jews moved to Israel they all changed their names to make them seem as Hebrew as possible. True story.
>Mild trade the pick to Buffalose
There’s no way they’re not touching Buium just because they don’t want to risk controversy drafting a an Israeli, right?
Buium
>>142156256pesapallo is a based sport, I did a presentation on it in grade 3
>another mutt
>>142156573They play in St. Paul not Minneapolis
The first American only got picked now
>tfw your team hasn't made a single notable draft pick since Swayman in 2017
>>142156440
>>142156588one pick before the first finn
>No europeans drafted
BOYYAHHH
>Reminds them of Foxlmao
rangeban oceania
Smart choice by Philly to shop the pick knowing people wanted a guy you don't.
>yfw Philadelphia trades down again
>When I watch him, he looks a lot like Adam Fox
With Jews, you win.
142156607>belarusare you shoot retarded?
when's our pick happening nucksbros?
from the blue line to the sea
>>142156595>anglandhello, please watch hockey with us with your special flag
>>142156595Pain of having a decent team every year.
minnesota selects britta curl
>Minnesota literally bent over the table and said pssst Philadelphia are you drafting Buium and they lied and said yes to get a free draft pick
>>142156595the team desperately needs baby bruins :(
'CAUSE I WON'T REMEMBERRRRRRRRRR
Is the competition really that much better in sub-minor league hockey than it would be just playing 4 years in D1 NCAA hockey and finishing school?
>>142156199I was 15 bro. I think I might kill myself.
>only 10,000 lakeskek my state has 14,000
All the draft picks are so handsome. This is depressing to watch, I'm ugly as fuck. Are all zoomers gigachads now?
with swedes you concede
I never knew /hoc/ loved the draft so much
>namefagI'm out
>>142156657You faggots literally jizzed your pants over Poitras and Lohrei.
>>142156678im all erect
>Minnesota>The state of hockeylollmao
Zeev's sneev and feev
>>142156669they're all looksmaxxing since the competition is so fierce
Why have no Finnish femboys been drafted yet?
Who the fuck names their kid "Zeev"?
Drafts used to be more interesting when Finns shilled they overrated busts here
>>142156199I remember watching the 2006 draft
>>142156669Playing a sport or just going to the gym does a lot of heavy lifting anon.>>142156642Oh shit I get England flag now, would've been useful in the first round when me and the Scotfag kept being confused for each other.
>>142156662The AHL is miles ahead, it's actually a great league. Guys like this don't graduate, they play two or maybe three years at the college level because it's probably closer to pro hockey than Canadian juniors just because of the average age of the players.
>>142156665Correction 15,000!
Florida is the state of hockey
>>142156665my state has a couple
>>142156199I graduated elementary in 2006
>from IsraelOy vey
Lamoriello finally will draft a player in round 1 and its going to be a Norwegian
>>142156702stop being so anti semantic
>they actually traded down because Michael Buffer was late to the draft
more like michael fluffer haha
>>142156199kek imagine being this old and still browsing here. good thing I was only 10 in 2006
Zeev will be the best player of this draft, just you watch
>college is closer to pro than major juniorand mcdavid isn't a bust
the first good guest announcer
LETS GET READY TO DRAFT THIRTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENTH
>>142156683>he's outI'm all in
>NHL spend $100,000 on bringing in Bruce Buffer for 30 seconds
omg
He's so much better than Bruce
>all that hype for a reach
*folding sounds*
>Standing tall at 5 Feet 11>TallCome on mate
>kid named Jettpretty cool for a zoomer name
we TRADE OUR PICK FOR KAAPO KAKKOOOOOO
>naming your kid jettand y'all whites give niggas a hard time smdh
This guy has brutal negative canthal tilt
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>too young to be president JEN
>>142156787not sports related
>5'11"A fucking manlet!
>>142156359>this dude looks whitelmao no he fucking does not
>>142156747It's the other way around m8. WHen i was your age i was partying with friends and having fun. Now in my30s it's nicer to take it more slowly and histpost on internet. You are missing out, not us.
>>142156762big if true
>>142156199not really that old when you think about it
>>142156271explain brady tkachuk
