shit thread
Friendly reminder that Ricky Simon is openly anti-Semitic
>>142159510no wonder you showed up
For me its eddie bravo
Megan Olivi UFC Personality
>>142159530i'm already rooting for the boy you don't have to sell me. good to know though
>pyfer/barriault finishing prelim instead of swanson/fili
weeminder
>>142159552im admiring john anik here for his consummate professionalism. you wouldnt get it.
God I fucking hate Foo Fighters
>>142159668
>>142159550Based based based! Does Rogan even have Eddie on anymore?
>>142159661love Autism Fighters
>>142159661moicano and two cans
THE jerry? I'm thinking he gets slept
>>142159661>getting faded while wearing a ufc swingman jersey in publicmoney living his best life
>>142159530what does anti semitic even right now
>>142159819A star wars prequel fan
SLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
>>142159746whats swingman?
>>142159723that was his third fight of the night
>>142160024what an idiot
Does Smilin' Sam win the rematch
We dont watch slap here lmao heem is a gathering of sophisticated scholars
>>142160108he looked like absolute shit last time so probably not
>>142160138Shut the heck up you absolute nerd
tell me about smiff, why do they call him the lionheart?
>>142160220BASED
>he looks like he has the shoes of a farmerunintentionally savage
No one watching Karate Combat?
sleem deady
peak late stage american empire
kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
SLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
>>142160307We're busy watching Power Slap
>>142160220Lmao I mean seriously no way in hell this isn't some sort of jewish humiliation phase for dana
>>142160334gib link
>>142160343Here bhttps://rumble.com/v52hxqd-power-slap-8-da-crazy-hawaiian-vs-van-heerden-june-28-2024-at-9pm-et-6pm-pt.html
poatan looked visibly shook at the face offs
>>142160363We don't do that here.
>>142160336I don't think Daner is humiliated at all about this. He fucking loves it.
>>142157041>>142157041we're here you poofties
YEAH WE WATCH THAT SHIT HERE
HEEEEEM
>>142160383OW MY BALLS!!HHEEEM ON KARATE
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
HEEM FESTIVAL
she's fast!
Holy shit PVZ is tonight????
>>142160459yEAHZ we eating
that's darren till
>>142160482where to watch powerslop? nothing showing up for me. inb4 fightpass (NO)
I hate that Mike faggot so fucking much its unreal and unfortunately I'm losing respect for Bas Rutten for not heeming him
what are we wathcing
>>142160501Right here B >>142160363
>>142160501free on Rumble, link above
Did he just...slap that guy across the face!!!!! Wowzers this is epic!
>2 trailer park girls go round the outsideBASED
>>142160363>>142160534thanks pimps
PVZ bamhole
>>142160505Bitch Rutten isn't heeming anyone without getting a bullying flashback and having a panic attack
Wait Bisping does commentary for this??
>>142160551Exactly b
>>142160575Spit roasted by Latin kings in high school and had to change her name
is this a sign of paige's onlyfans doing good or not too good?
She is THE former women's bantamweight
>>142160617SNIFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
Paige's pooper
>>142160617Meh I would give her a drunken pitty fuck
THE James "Big Dick" Vick is fighting next
why the fuck did the ufc cut alves? they keep mickey gall and countless 1-3 shitters
Paige!
That was a flinch
FLINCHER
>>142160640kek I thought that sounded funny too.
>>142160678Dude got cut because he brought up Justin's punch drunk CTE
HOW CAN PVZ SLAP
They got Bisping on SLAP lmfao
When does Paige get slapped and where do I watch it?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ATBie9Nfft8Alves vs Vick imminent
POWERSLUTS!
Back 2 redit with that goy slap shit
>>142160737she taking them like a champ
God I wish that was me
This is literally the first time I've watched slap.
paige cheating lmfao
Do or die James, do or die
rigged
when will the women be doneI want ehems
flinched all 3 times...
>the turnWhat does he mean by this?
Wow did she just slap her across the face!?!?!?! Radical muslim!!!
another flinch LMFAO
I don't want to watch James Vick heemed but if I miss it I won't be able to forgive myself.
James Vick is on Karate
Vickbros... not looking good
Vick might be the slowest fighter I’ve ever seen
Charli can get it.
classic james vick
>>142160930he dead
HEEM DEAD
it's over
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
HE'S FUCKING DEAD
HEEM KISSY
Seriously where do I stream slap shit, my usual sites only have real sports
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM HES FUCKING DEAD
AHHHHHHH JUMPING SWITCH KICK KO VICKSISTERS
HEEM FUCKING SLEEPY
Vick is kill
Vickbros... Now what...?
holy fuck can they put a camera on vick?? terrible terrible production
HE AIN'T MOVING
James Vick bros....not like this....not like this.F
Holy shit hes actually dead
Bas getting pstd flashbacks
Holy shit he's still out
"while we get james situated...lets roll this promo"
Who's the guy sitting to the right of Bas?
Post the clip
>>142160971Not again vickbros...
Seems pretty bad b
instead of a shot of vick or instant replay we get the same promos we've seen the whole event
well he's dead
>>142160966Is that the asian andy squatter and sjc?
Manlet bros we are fucking BACK
>>142161122Honestly such a amazing heem when you factor in the height difference its unr6
>>142161088I love the fat guy who's always with alex
>>142161122>>142161141Nerf manlets
God loves knockouts
>>142161141LMFAO @LANKIES. Manlet's are so back
vick really should've stayed retired
>vick got heemed so badly his opponent started crying breh...
DUDE IM 6'4 AND WILL ONOCK YOUR BITCH ASS OU- ACKKKKK
is vick really dead?
>>142161205So it seems.
Slap niggers scrambling lmaook
>>142161099yea
I don't think I've ever heard a commentary team talk about a knockout like this
>>142161235I need to get off the internet lol
>Is that the asian andy squatter and sjc?
>>142161266what went wrong
>>142161266we'll get em next time Vickbros
vanzant slap compilation
>>142161282Fighting a manlet
>>142161266
>>142161282James Vick refused to be cloned so Endeavor Inc rewired his brain and removed his chin
>>142161266What a beautiful switch kick Best heem of the year so far
>>142161294niceyou didn't by chance get the dumpling one did you?
>>142161266>The rematch, Dober
>>142161281Suck a dick faggot. Fuck burger planet
>>142161294We don't do that here
>>142161266holy shitis it always this kino???
>>142161266thought he fucking died that bad he went down
The pleasure man.
>>1421613899/10 times yes
>>142161389You know it.
>>142161153yeah hes based
>alex isn't going to use shaman magicSTORY LOSS. pack it up, jiri is winning
Fuck that was a big knockout
i know why you post here
>>142161294The way she shifts her eyes and smiles at the end reminds me of that one tranny saying he's a ladyboy boom. lmfao
>>142161153PlÃnio is basedhttps://youtu.be/_fweqkgs7t0
So it happened AGAIN Vicksters how do we bounce back from this one? I'm thinking Alaskan MMA needs a new headliner.
>>142161266Fell like someone shot in the back of the head by a brazilian in a motorcycle helmet
>>142161294She gets dickslapped for money of course this is nothing
alves vs vick replays
>15-1 in powerslap>coming off a 9 month break????? didnt this shit comeo ut last yyear?
>>142161389Tonight had some kino
heeminder vick had his jaw broken and had to have it wired shut just over 3 years ago
>>142161570This is Garth only legit knockout btw
seems like the trick to karate is wearing black pants
>>142161633alex won't beat jiri without his magic.
Garth and Paulo Costa the two hardest hitters in mma history
>>142161630Many say even that wasn't really a legit knockout. I'm not saying that but a lot of people do think that way.
guys I'm pretty sure RDA beat Covington on re-watch
He's just a little snack-Michael Bisping
https://x.com/combat2747/status/1806889747274416243?s=46&t=bkbVUMe8pYaLESbWhv8TWQPit side view of the Vick heem, webm needed
>millions watching around the world on rumble>75k viewers
>>142161737here b
>>142160617Ewww why is her asshole so dark
>>142161774good shit b thanks
what's next for James "The Texecutioner" Vick?
>>142161792because that's where the poop comes out
>>142161825hospice
>>142161705That's a shame considering this is the closest thing he has that vaguely could ressemble a good win.
What does the Heem Psychoanalytic Association think of this?
The hawai dude is just unironically way better at slapping, he targets more the lower area where the jaw bone is which is smart because the impact on this bone is what usually makes the brain shake which causes it to shut down.
huhshaman
>IT'S UP!!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IEDSJPFEBME>IT'S UP!!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IEDSJPFEBME>IT'S UP!!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IEDSJPFEBMEWE'RE BACK MENGSTERS
will colby come out of retirement to fight that skinnyfat dude from KC?
>>142161926
>>142161944>skinnyfat dude from KCwho?
>>142161926poatan is measuring his physical attributes. jiri is measuring his soul. >>142161954techno viking ?
Poatan: >Post physique Jerry: >Post psycheAmirite fellas?
I have never seen Jiri this shook beforeLike he genuinely looks like he psyched himself outMaybe he wins anyways idkI just don't like how he's been acting
>>142162002his brain is weird. unironically, he is a samurai. hes not shook at all.
>>142161954This is the first time I've rooted for Jiri now that I think he's fully legitimately just autistic.
main event of PFL got stopped
>>142162020Repeatedly saying I don't care I don't care after bringing up the magic shit all week is certified shook behavior I have seen shook fighters win before, so I won't count him outBut he's shook
>>142162041dude is enlightened
>>142162041damn. PFL was on?
>>142162041he grew puss
>>142162041>top kicksomebody ought to fucking heem don davis the fucking kite fucker
>>142162025Same. I always thought he was a larper, but now we know that he's 100% schizophrenic. Shame that he's gonna get heemed, he's giving Oliveira vs Islam vibes.
>>142161954
Father why hast thou forsaken me?
>I didn't like Jiri when he said he was a maniac then proceeded to fight like a retarded maniac and heem his way to the title in 3 fightsfucking idiots
>>142162025>>142162079what does schizophrenia and autism have to do with each other let alone Jiri playing a persona
>>142162134This is Khabib's more talented brother.
whos got the weakest chin in the heemweight divison?>inb4u
>>142162144Hey good for you man
>>142162041>>142162070There was a funny little uppercut earlier. That's something!
my boys are fighting for the title no matter who wins tomorrow, I will feel bad
>>142162041I hate these gimmicky on screen stats so much it is unreal
Gonna feast tomorrow bros. Watcha gonna sip on? I'm gonna buy 5 litres of pulque
>>142162324QRD on the raid?
>enters thread
>>142162362Is that your son?
James Vick status?
>>142162419Based as always.
>>142162395no its me
>>142162025>>142162079>>142162144It's called brain damage
>>142162419Message delivered.
>>142162041but they can't do elbows bcause those might cut
>>142162065he's not shook he is angry about poohand using magic. he will be channeling that anger into a vicious heeming for le chama man
>>142161926>>142161954You can see, Jiri was locked in for the staredown but then his jaw kinda trembles or he makes an exasperated gasp, which is because Poatan breaks eye contact first and starts "doing something with his eyes" as Jiri said in the follow-up vid. So yes, Jiri actually got shook (or just shocked) when he thought Poatan legitimately tried some voodoo magic with his eyes on stage.I boyed Jiri before because I thought he was some eccentric samurai dedicated solely to martial arts as a way of life. But now he actually seems full on schizo and/or autist. I still boy him the exact same level but I realize he's different to what I though. I also boy Poatan too, this is just a tragickino matchup.
>>142162065>bringing up the magic shit all week is certified shook behaviorMaybe on planet Retard
Pereira will be cocky just like in the Adesanya rematchJiri will heem
why does dana glaze jones so much? is it cause the UFC is relatively new compared to other combat sports and they need their own lou thez and joe louis?
>>142162754>he actually seems full on schizo and/or autistThe term your looking for is mentally handicapped via excessive blunt force trauma to the head. Schizophrenia can be induced by brain damage but autism is fake condition.
>>142162826>autism is fake conditionWhat do you mean? It's a diagnosis for people who are outside the realm of normal social functioning. I've known 2 people with autism, even when I was a kid who had never heard of the word "autism" I could tell they were different. One had was much more severe than the other, neither were in the "normal" part of the bell curve.
>>142162817>why does dana glaze jonesSame reason why he worships Adesanya, Usman (Woodley before that), Cormier and Ngannou before he demanded one billion dollars
>>142162878>What do you meanAutism's a made up term coined by pediatricians because they didn't want to tell overprotective parents that their child's retarded. I did not read your story btw
>>142162907autist are a particular kind of retards, hence why there is a name for the condition.
it's time for the shook meme to end. every fighter experiences huge spikes of emotion in one way or another. whether they hide it or not is borderline irrelevant.
>brian ortega is 36cutbaby days are over
Lopes is 34
yeah autism is a scam. picrel is literally just a retard but because he doesn't have a specific kind of retardation like downs they use autism as a catch all bucket for undiagnosable retards because it's more polite than calling them spastics
I'm 37
>>142163003autism is just down without the external congenital problems, tho there's an argument it's the same thing considering lot of autistics who look downright downiealso nowadays it's just an excuse for underachieved losers to claim scientists or athletes as their equals i.e all the people itt calling Jiri an autist
Diego Lopes is 29
https://x.com/macmallymma/status/1806871742679322669Dana should’ve done the same when the Brazzas stormed the cage
>>142163045what i mean is that you cannot possibly diagnose some awkward introverted kid who likes trains as an autistic when the diagnosis is also meant to cover full blown retards. it's a scam, psychology/psychiatry in general is mostly fake
>>142163060
Lopes is 34 and went to war with Evloev. I'm afraid he has no wars left in him.
movsar evloev is 19 years old
Lopes is 41 and got demolished by Brito, I'm afraid he's washed.
UFC President Dana White barely legal
in all seriousness though pereira turns 37 in a week and jerry is a ripe 31
>>142163124Maybe if Pereira was 42 like Glover, Jerry would stand a chance.
Jiri Prochazka is RIPE.
Alex ancestral spirits are thousands of years old
Fight years and human years are two different things.
Alex's Lares can be traced all the way back to Southern Siberia.
>PantojaAmazonian Shamanry Practitioner >O'Malley Tattoo of the Moloch on his chest >TopuriaJewish Mysticist >IslamIslamic Mysticist>EdwardsCompletely oblivious to sorcery >DricusBaal Cultist>PereiraHigh Amazonian Chieftain with Spiritual Implications>JonesMan of God
>>142163131crotch sniffing grandpa got choked out just like pereira does without goddard
I got Texecuted once. Wouldn't recommend it.
>>142163200>>Jones>Homosexual*FTFY
this is a daniel cormier check in we can't afford to miss, jerky is going to reveal all
One of Satan's greatest soldiers.
>>142163218Accusing a married man with children of being gay is a self admission of being gay, my friend.
>>142163248no it's not
It is over for Kabob and his goat molester den.Unironically.
>Brandon Royvalno formal magic training but strong natural aura>Merab DvalishviliGnome>Alexander Volkanovski experienced alchemist>Arman Tsarukyanmade a pact with a demon disgusing itself as God>Kamaru UsmanNigerian voodoo mage>Sean StricklandUnknowing pawn of Satan>Jiřà ProcházkaPure ki mastery>Tom Aspinallminor wizard
>>142163264QRD?
>>142163200Based Leon weaponizing his autism
>>142163258It is, the phenomenon is called projection and it's a very common psychological mechanism to deflect guilt :)
>>142163206And it only took Jerry 24 minutes get ahold of that choke... Of which time he spent half receiving copious amounts of CTE from said grandpa (who wasn't even good in his prime).
>>142163289
>>142163289Turns out Khabitch has been financing terrorist cells in Dagestan, on top of tax evasion... Who could've seen it coming right?
More like Pisstic Fag
"I just can't stop thinking about my boyfriend" - Jon Jones
>>142163344>I just can't stop thinking about my boyfriendI bet you can't
>>142163312>>142163325All the Dagi pissing hot?
Khabib's synagogue burnt down
zoomer niggas be like:>woah i just had a weird thought i might have le autism and schizophrenia xd
Khabib trained the tsarnaev brazzas
>is a zoomer in you're pathNow what doo?
What will the cope be when Mayra Bueno Silva pulls her pants down and pisses on the Monster Energy logo?
some of the sissies in here are going to kill themselves when pereira sleems jones
>>142163454The logo had staph and fought on antibiotics.
vickbros i just heard the news...
>>142163477Is he dead?
Vick went out there and became a warrior tonight
Is Conor fighting tomorrow?
Khabib better be careful around windows
>>142163454She wanted to banish dark forces and keep the main event fair
>>142163305glover effortlessly dealt with jan in the fight prior, who then went to split decision with pereira. the takedown threat was the only thing that saved glover from getting beaten to death.
>>142163384Kek this is not even an exaggeration, crazy. I bet it's not like that in Kazakhstan
>>142163636nah it's like that even in obscure third world countries which qazaqstan is very far from
That switch kick would’ve heemed anyone but it just had to be James Vick
>>142163264What are they going to do, apply mind reading equipment. I'm pretty sure Khabib doesn't let guys bring Bombs to his Gym
>>142163530And Jamal beat the old man so bad all 3 judges gave it a 50-44, with most media thinking a 50-43 was more appropriate
>>142163646Shut up, I've been to central Asia, they wouldn't even know what a therapist is where I was. Don't get involved in big boy talk
>>142163652He just wanted another highlight
Vickbros...
1. prelims looks better than main card2. le samurai vs shaman magick is the shitiest reddit tier marketing gimmick yetthat is all
>>142161942Meng lookin fatter than ever
>>142164109i agree, watching the flushing of joe pyfer is going to be kino
why is it called heem?
heeming my meng so hard after tonights card
>>142163282>Alex PereiraPawn of FreeMasonMMA gym and coach. Prob Mason himself
>>142163325Nothing will happen because Putin loves sucking muslim cock. They just arrested this one guy to not look completely incompetent.
>>142164162No wonder he's had his UFC career go so well
>>142164138barriault is dogshit mate
>>142164175Why did he have those last brazzas force fed pork and tortured then?
>>142164196I doubt that ever even happened.
>>142164193so is joe and the guy who broke joe's arm is a complete can too. what's your point?
>>142164162
>>142163670prochazka exposed every hole in modern glover's game and then some, paving the path for jamahal to easily perform a safe and simple fight that stayed on the feet.
Apex hours
>Ortega is underdogWell, if you idiots WANT me to take your money, I will!
Jiri simply cannot win. Sad, but true.
I'm done ironically shitting on power slap after I watched last night's event. I'm now unironically shitting on that absolute slop of a promotion.
>>142162794I am feeling this way, especially considering that he’s been abandoning the stoic persona and trying to be funny / liked>>142162251example
>>142164652Calm down, don't become a screen shot joke, it could go either way
>>142164680This is precisely what happened with Taira a few weeks ago. Some young can gets a few wins against literalwhos and everyone thinks they're ready for a top 5 opponent.Ortega will zeem.
Zeem is not an action.Zeem is a mentality.
Ortega’s getting battered, Diego is a nightmare matchup for him
>>142164736Dumb shit faggot. War between Wales and Sc*tland NOW.
>>142164702>tairataira heemed tho
>>142164757What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
we are herehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a-R5ed2w5LA
>>142159661Money looks like me when I'm zooted and opposite boss man trying to pick a munchbox
>>142164802Where in england is this?
Tony Mcgregor vs June White, bra and panties match
>>142164702I'm not one of those people, if I had to put money down it would be on ortiggy, im just saykng in mma anything can happen and Ortega isn't even the kind of fighter you can say dominates anyone who isn't top 3 like some solid guys out there
>>142162134SEXOO
>>142164736diego sucks, his striking is a mess and he let better grapplers beat him up while he attempts crap subs off his back like its 2007
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uUTjKOEtbZYwhy do BJJ instructors do this
>enters the threadhttps://youtu.be/xxRfVef7ZmM?t=370
>>142160617yo wtf i just searched a bit and shes actually showing her holes? I thought she was one of those bitches who do this endless teasing shit but shes actually showing the goods
>>142165015Ortega is getting heemed in two minutes
>>142165015ortega is a punching bag with dogshit takedowns, diego hits harder and has better bjj than anyone he's fought
>>142165092>>142165119ortega better bjj and a better chin than joanderson brito, its over
Should usada test for magicIf my boy jiri loses I'll call usada myself
>>142159495I have the feeling that Alex is losing today, he looks less ready than Jiri and the first fight was not easy, he was getting hit a lot before the early stoppage
Basically, Jiri will win, the holocaust is fiction and as for Hap Chandler? Well that speaks for itself
Ortega starts slow(?), which might be a prawblem. But if he gets past the first round, he wins.
>>142159495O Demônio
>>142165285he's not in fight shape, short notice, was bulking for lightweight and was up until 3am trying to cut weight until he couldn't anymore, he's going to look like shit+ he's fragile as fuck
>>142165298
what spell was pereira casting? jiri seemed to block it anyway
Just powerslapped my wife
Hapbros...
>>142165323luckily hes fighting a bum
>>142165337he looked at his chin prochazka is insecure about his chinit's literally over for prochazka
Stop with hating the childnot their fault they parents are nuts
>>142165384just a normal american family
meng got heemed while I was asleepprotek yourselves at all times boys
>>142165378that bum will heem him rnd1
>>142165423T-city has never been heemed
>>142165432tko stoppage, bet house on it
pakibong hates diego since he exposed kwabloev, pay him no mind
>>142165457THE bloodyelbow.com ? beach of a peast of a referencial m8
when was the last time you hanged with the boys
>>142165448Ebloev still won tho, but Lopez is very legit and Roidtega is flushed
so it uuhhhh....happened AGAIN
>>142165504is he even alive
Jiri WILL heem. The protective charm around his neck made Poatan shook which you can tell because he broke eye contact first.
oh right, any news on Vick?
>>142165543https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tBn-Q4BA97g
>>142165078She doesn't fuck around with this slag shit. Got to respect her for it.
spiritchads we can NOT let Jiri expose us
yall musta forgot
>>142159550Eddie is the definition of based. Martial arts master, father, musician and holocaust denier. Friends with Rogan but doesn't need him like the rest of the parasites that Toe surrounds himself with. I boy all fighters that use rubber guard.
>>142165337The subtle "nono" when Poatans genjutsu didn't affect him had Poatan shook.
korean zombie heems in 15 bings
Pooatancels either have to admit that Alex tried some black magic cheating with his eyes or that he broke eye contact first like a shook little bitch. Which one is it faggots?
>>142165603imagine the smell
>>142165734>The subtle "nono"from the other angle he looks disappointed in Alex
Alex has the demiurge on his side, and there's nothing Jiri can do about it
>>142165777>triple 7 as he says there's nothing he can dokek
wtf, Diego Lopes got skullmogged by OrtegaThis is altering my pick on the fight hard
Going to be honest, something about Poatan looks very fucking off
>>142165755both. jerry prolapser is going to put poohand in the rosebud position assuming goddard isn't there to save him
>>142165895in general, or specifically in some photo or part of a video?
>>142165918in the weigh in hes looking softish, in the face off he looks rattled and in an instagram story after the ceremonial one of his sons was helping him walk
>>142165323Ortega always looks like shit (fighting wise) and then wins. That’s his style.
>>142165323seems like lopes is more of a black magic user than poatan since all of lopes opponents in the ufc have coincidentally underperformed
>>142166042i'm sure pat sabbatini usually performs a lot better than that
>>142165323How is Ortega fragile? His durability is one of his best attributes.
If Poatan loses, I might genuinely cry
>>142166080see his yair fights
Everyone saying that every fighter looks off or soft ish, pereira, jiri, garry, ortega...It's unironically just the shitty moody lighting they use during weigh ins and press conferences
>>142165895Jiri will heem
we are herehttps://strims.in/fight/ZFightNight.php
>>142166114Why? He's not even super likable. The guy couldn't find humour or play along a simple time when asked about his black magic allegations, this should have been one of the most entertaining conflicts in ufc history
>>142166132>his yair fightsThe first one he had a fluke arm break, the second one he gritted through a rolled ankle and nearly getting finished in the first round, into piecing him up and finishing him in the secondIf Ortega has one good quality, it's that he doesn't give up
>>142166319fragility
his legendary chin can only be cracked by notorious power punchers like yair rodriguez
Vickbros... Just heard the news...
>>142166549I must have missed when he got KO'd in this fight. Can you post the webm?
>>142166596he didn't get KO:ed, he submitted a taekwondo specialist after being the first fighter in history to get dropped by his hands
>>142166595What news! You only just saw him getting knocked out by Gaychie?
>>142166549beastega tanked that
>>142166620Ye I don't trust OrtegaLopes finna heem him
>>142166723No I've suffered that one already, this was a new one
Ian Garry's relationship with his kid and his kid is cuteI don't like him but he a young successful guy with a family props to him
>>142166620So getting dropped in the first round by one of the most explosive strikers in the division (and then drag him in to the later rounds to eventually finish him) means Ortega is fragile? Are you retarded?
Ortega showed no signs of concussive damage, his ankle gave out on himLeave it to sweden to post something retarded
>>142166824He meant Ortega had a clear advantage to yair, and barely won
>>142166867he finished him retard it wasnt split decision
>>142166549i have never hated hair more than ortega's hair in this fight
>Ortega had a clear advantage to yairHe hadn't fought in like two years and rolled his ankle before the first round even began
LHW is basically 2 HW fighting without the bellyfat
>>142166891I didn't watch the fightYou're the retardI was just explaining Sweden thoughts
>>142166151Literally every fighter you listed has had an abbreviated camp kek
>>142166972you can see inside swedens mind?
Humble Heems
>>142166824Yes his ankle was rolled before the fight even started and he got dropped by a notoriously pillowfisted individual and his spontaneously shoulder exploded in their previous fight. No one questioned his heart although he did quit on the stool against Holloway
>>142167003Yes
>>142167027>he did quit on the stool against HollowayThe doctor stopped that fight
>>142167054Ortega did not protest, he quit
>>142167065If the doctor says the fight is done the fight is doneIt's not like it was BJP vs GSP
>>142166254some chamasisters are very attached to his personal life. they soiface at every little thing he does.
>>142167099This is quite weird
>>142167093Quitter mindset
What are some good value bets for tomorrow?
>>142167099I swear Pooreira fans are like KPOP fangirls I've never seen this much homosexual energy anywhere else
Apparently this was in the bag that Jiri was wearing around his neck. Did Alex use dark magic to give Jiri the shits?
another ufc day alone with my jerry doll
>>142167334how do you clean cum stains off one of these? asking for a friend
>>142167099I saw a fat guy chanting Chama during the weigh insThe casual fan is funny brainlet, they jump on the first hypetrain being pushed by the company to feel knowledgeable about the sport, but then again, we need casuals as well since not a single one of you pays to watch the fights and barely anyone here goes to the events
>>142167376I was at UFC 300I’ve never paid for a PPV though
>>142167016Based and Ganepilled
>>142167016Gane will be back
gayne sucks
No he doesn't
gane is the only heavyweight who can beat pereira
Pereira would kill gayne
Pereira dickriders think he can beat Jones.
>>142167444Based I was at the only ufc event here in croatiaWish I could visit another
Bulked HW Pereira beats the following ranked UFC heavyweights:GanePavlovichTuivasaLewisRozenstruik
>>142167877Imagine being gay for a UFC fighter
>>142167895What's it like?
>>142167912It's like muh Pereira. Chamaaaa. He can beat Fedor because chamaaaa.
>>142167877the only ones he has a chance against is Gane (struggled in muay thai against the obese, less achieved younger Boughanem) and the current mindbroken pavlovitch and tuivasathe he others heem him into oblivion
>>142168022fedor nah but he could probably take cro cop
When someone gets ko'd we say heem but what do we say when someone gets ko'd via shamanistic magic?
anyone have that clip of ganes coach talking about how he downloads the data of fighters in the middle of a fight?
Fedor was a glass chin can of all the guys you mentioned it had to be him
why didn't volkov take sergei's spot if he beat him?
>>142168344Max Holloway is the #9 ranked lightweightbest not to take the rankings seriously b
Alright lets wrap this thread up I have things to do
I miss that one pajeet who shared cracked fight pass accounts here...
>>142168167>was a glass chinFucking retard. He got rocked once or twice in Pride. He would annihilate Perredit, so as CroCop
>>142168531We're going to carry on, we can't work this whole thing around you man.(The arrogance!)
>>142168588that was a guerilla marketing campaign you goof
>>142168589>He got rocked once or twice in PrideThose were fake fights
>>142168637kEK
>>142168716?
>>142168716man he really let himself go huh
Daniel Cormier fucking sucks, him and Ali will be in the supermax before you know it
Jiri has the lowest fight IQ of any UFC champion ever and Pereira has the lowest scholaristical IQ of any UFC champion ever
>>142169033Common denominator: Both are heemersRetardation is the strongest base for MMA
>>142169120true
>>142169120then explain me
In combat sports, there are brazza hunters, but there are also brazza hunted!Enrique Barzola has been brazza hunted
>>142169163You're a god damn genius
>>142169152based stripper ramsey>>142169171i knew it
>>142161926Facepaing and costumes for the purpose of intimidation need to be banned from stare downs.
Just saw the Vick heem, for sure the fag Dana will want Alves back now
>switzerland vs italylitl bit kino brazzas
>>142169249Like you were banned from Olive Garden you sack of shit?
>>142169437dont pretend you can heem if youve never been kicked out of olive garden
>>142169437you can't fault a man for what he does on tiramisu tuesday
>>142169378actually jiri's from czech republic and pereira's from brazil, easy mistake to make
Just how big is Poatan's friend?
>>142169511no one watches this slop here b
What is Jiri's path to victory?
>>142159661that stadium is empty
>>142169610over my dead body
>>142169671Herbal Deanvious is reffing the main event
Has PVZ had her tits done? They're much bigger than they used to be
>>142161266Does Bas still do the commentary?
>>142169717Yes
>>142169717twice
If anyone would like to make the thread early I wouldn't complain
>>142167099lol
>>142169576Do you know where you are, don't get yourself lynched you filthy animal
Where's the thread.
>>142169945Not sure if we should already make a game thread since its a few hours left
I must say PVZs titjob is quite impressive. Very natural looking.
Make it
Pass an invite to the jiricord
>>142167376>not a single one of you pays to watch the fightsbecause if you're not a casual you know full well that this shit doesn't deserve a cent
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