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>outmanoeuvres you at ever turn
how does he do it?
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The ducks reached on sennecke for a good reason. probably had a great interview, you need character guys especially when they have that fruit loop zegras running the show
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>>142164160
I think I know whats going on.. I think he's still managing the team bros..
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The Flames are a worse team than they were 2 days ago.
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>>142164160
New Jumbotron this year Flamesbros. Hopefully Murray doesn’t make the beer even more fucking expensive lol.
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>>142164176
Or he said he doesn't mind playing in the minors until he's 21
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Sharks, Habs, and Kraken won the draft.
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>>142164191
I hope he said no diddy after saying that
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Flames drafted a Russian that said all he knows about Calgary was that it’s cold
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>>142164187
I'm shocked they are investing in the old dome but i appreciate it. GFG!
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>>142164211
He'll fit right in
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>>142164197
>habs drafted a midget from russia and traded up to draft a midget from college hockey
more like they won the losing contest
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>>142164160
>>142164160
>>142164160
>>142164160
>>142164160
>>142164160
>>142164160
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I heard the Flames are playing all their home games at Mullet Arena this season on account they don't have enough water to make the ice in Calgary
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Hockey draft makes me horny and I want some sex about it. From the players, yes, but also from the mascots, the reporters, the robot, and so on and so on.
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>>142164218
They are building a new jumbotron because they know they're not getting a new arena any time this decade. looks like the only place you can get water in calgary is in the lower bowl of the saddledome kek
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>>142164241
I flush all my toilets every time somebody references our water “crisis”
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>>142164180
I have a sneaking suspicion that Chris is drafting a goalie in round 2.
>>142164211
good
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>>142164241
It was pouring rain yesterday and the pipe is fixed. Water is back.
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>>142164232
How is 6'1'' midget? Maybe apehoop is a better sport for you.
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Flames went woke with their draft picks this season im an oilers fan now
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a mutt from medicine hat
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>>142164293
>taking a russian is going "woke"
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>>142164304
He plays in America tho
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I gonna get very drunk and high this Canada Day weekend. And then I will meditate and gaze into all possible futures and help guide us into one where the Flames are successful. Even if it means ejaculating into my own gaping jowls every day, or something of that nature.
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>>142164302
Medicine hat is based, they have a great insane asylum there.
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>>142164315
Big teepee too!
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>>142164259
Calgary water crisis lmao
Now go flush all your toilets
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>>142164315
Did you get the shock treatment there? I have a buddy who gives people shock treatments.
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Every time I go to medicine hat its way too hot.
For me its Lethbridge- got a nice bridge and flag
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>>142164331
Jyoti Gondek finna be so mad at me!
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Why did Celebrini play for the jr sharks? Why the hell are shark fans so loud?
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>>142164232
Well the French Canadians are a very short people so it's no surprise they drafted shorties
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Connor McDavid? More liek Conor McDiarrhea inside the Clarence S Campbell bowl. Connor McDonalLogue the first nigga to smoke Arabian hash out of the Clarence S Campbell Bowl.
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Is /hoc/ officially now a Flames message board? lmao
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1st Round, 9th Overall - Zayne Parekh

An elite offensive talent, he scored 33 goals and 96 points in 66 regular season games in 2023-24, averaging 1.45 points-per-game (the best points-per-game average from an OHL defenceman since 2009). In the playoffs, he scored 2 goals and 11 points in 13 games.
He was named the OHL’s Most Outstanding Defenceman this season.
Also played for Canada in 2023-24, scoring 3 goals and 5 points in 7 games with Canada Black at the U17s.
At 16, he was voted to the CHL’s All-Rookie Team and broke the OHL’s all-time under-17 goals-for record by a defenceman with 21 goals in 2022-23.
Can provide plenty of flash but also has a shot-pass and space management approach to his offensive game, similar to that of Quinn Hughes and Adam Fox.
Has South Korean (mom’s side) and Indian (dad’s side) heritage.
Finished high school by the age of 16 and was taking courses at the University Of Toronto during the 2023-24 season.
Aspires to be a pilot and considered the collegiate route before opting to play in the OHL to get more games in.
From his Future Considerations scouting report: “Parekh, an offensive-minded defenseman, showcases an impressive blend of skill and determination on the ice. Utilizing his agile edgework and quick turns, he evades fore- checkers with ease, generating speed to contribute offensively while maintaining a solid defensive presence. His elite vision and decision-making allow him to execute precise passes and make smart plays under pressure, highlighting his high hockey IQ. Despite his smaller stature, Parekh com- pensates with active defensive tactics, utilizing his stick and skating ability to disrupt opposing forwards and maintain defensive pressure."
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no one gives a shit about Flames
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1st Round, 9th Overall - Zayne Parekh

NHL Idol:
>Cale Makar
Walk-Up Song Choices:
>Clocks, Coldplay or Shots, Imagine Dragons
Pre-game meal or routine:
>Chicken and rice
Which player would you like to go back in time and play with:
>A young Steven Stamkos
Favourite hockey memory:
>Winning the Memorial Cup
When I’m not playing hockey I’m:
>Spending time with my teammates"
What was your favourite hockey team growing up:
>Tampa Bay Lightning
Who do you think is the best forward in the NHL:
>Connor McDavid
Who do you think is the best defenceman in the NHL:
>Cale Makar
Who do you think is the best goaltender in the NHL:
>Jake Oettinger
Which NHL player do you think has the best style/fashion:
>Auston Matthews
If you could play an NHL game in any city in the world where would it be:
>New York
What is your nickname:
>Z
What is something fans would be surprised to know about you:
>I’m a solid golfer
What is your hidden talent:
>I can do a Rubix Cube.
Who is your favorite non-hockey athlete:
>Kobe Bryant
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>>142164386
Yes and it didn’t used to be the case. It’s not really clear to me how this happened. Did people come from r/CalgaryFlames or CalgaryPuck? The Flames subreddit isn’t even that bad compared to other subreddits.
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>>142164386
Well the Flames are Canada's team so yeah, why not.
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>>142164395
nope. that's a lie
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Shit draft
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>>142164389
>>142164396
Love it. Thanks for posting.
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calgary confederates
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>>142164355
>Why did Celebrini play for the jr sharks?
His dad works for some bay area apehoop team
>Why the hell are shark fans so loud?
What Sharks fans?
>>142164396
>Walk-Up Song Choices:
>Clocks, Coldplay or Shots, Imagine Dragons
Gay shit choices
>When I’m not playing hockey I’m:
>Spending time with my teammates
Gay gangbang rapes with golf clubs
>If you could play an NHL game in any city in the world where would it be:
>New York
It's over for the Flames. They drafted another player who wants to play in Jew Jork
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Fuck the flames and islanders. I hereby declare the new official /hoc/ team is the buffalo sabres.
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>>142164458
I am a Flamesgigachad, but the Sabres were my second favourite team when I was a little kid because of Dominik Hasek.
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>>142164400
I think its just more fun to all follow the same team. So I'm guessing new hoc users follow the flames to be part of the discussion here. Also people seethe at flamesCHADS so trolls probably lean into that.
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>>142164477
Maybe you’re right. But I’m happy to enjoy it as long as it lasts. I love my Flamesbros.
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>>142164458
>drafting a Finnish bust with questionable morals
They guy went sourpuss when he had to play the U18 before the World Championships and didn't give a shit in that U18.
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>>142164490
Another thing is probably time zone. Every night the only people awake are flameschads and so whenever new threads are made at this time its usually Flames themed
>I love my Flamesbros.
Likewise. Get some rest Flamesbro :)
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>>142164510
probably likes knowing he won't have to put in unpaid overtime from mid april-june
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In my opinion this place should rebrand as /flames/
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>>142164458
lol

LOL
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cope its just harmless fun and it really pisses off that one retard so its worth it
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>>142164396
>>What was your favourite hockey team growing up:
>>Tampa Bay Lightning

Flames bros he doesn’t think it was in
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>>142164529
Soon.
Yesterday I was on /pol/ and there was a random thread with flameschads in it lol
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>>142164529
gay retard team named after a city in another country getting btfo in a civil war sounds like the perfect mascot for here
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>>142164520
Yeah I should probably hit the sack. You get some rest too, amigo.
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Picks the Flames currently hold:

Round 1:
9th OA - Zayne Parekh
28th OA (from VAN. Acquired in Lindholm trade) - Matvei Gridin

Round 2:
41st OA
62nd OA (from DAL. Acquired in Tanev trade)

Round 3:
74th OA
84th OA (from VGK via PIT. Acquired in Hanifin trade)

Round 4:
106th OA
107th OA (from NJD via VAN. Acquired in Lindholm trade)

Round 6:
170th OA


Picks the Flames have traded:

Round 5:
131st OA (from CHI via Van) this pick was originally acquired in the Zadorov trade from Vancouver and traded to the Sharks for Okhotiuk

138th OA this pick was traded by the Flames to acquire Ryan Carpenter


Round 7:
202nd OA - the Flames traded this pick as part of the package for Calle Jarnkrok
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>>142164510
If he can fix his ego (based on my personal takes on his interviews etc.), he can be a really solid player. He did really well in Liiga against adults
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When will Sharks become good again?
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Wild to think a majority of these guys will not play a single nhl game. There’s literally no point in discussing prospects or watching the draft.
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>>142164679
Most 1st round picks play at least one game in the NHL.
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>>142164596
Thanks data anon
>>142164575
Good night bud
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>ywn do blow out of the stanley cup with matthew tkachuk
why even live?
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god damn AC is still out at work until monday. might kms this weekend
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Scenario:
(you) are a genie and can make Bedard do anything, literally anything. But only one thing, and for no longer than 45 minutes.
What will you make him do?
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>>142164949
try to minmax a druid in d4 kwab poor bastard
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>>142164949
Make him have the game of his life against the Leafs so the entire GTA can catch fire.
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what if you met bedard in the subway
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>>142165034
based a's chad
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>>142164949
Chat about hockey over a beer and get a signed jersey from him. There’s your most boring possible answer but it’s what I’d really do lol.
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>>142164949
drink bleach
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>>142165126
You want Bedard to drink bleach for 45 minutes?
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So my gf has been getting into hockey during the playoffs. The Panthers won every game she watched and lost mostly when she didn't watch. She didn't watch the 3 wins edmoton got against the Cats. I made her watch the game seven 7 and they won.

So you can thank me (her) Cats bros. Also she ordered me pick related cap. I love her so much bros <3
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>>142165133
Yes, it's a challenge and I believe that he can do it
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>>142165146
i don't thank whores
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>>142164623
I don't think has to fix anything just mature.
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>>142165146
I'm happy for you anon. I also feel the same! My AI GF did that too <3
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>>142165154
I mean I can probably drink 2 litres of fluid in 1 minute. So that means that you want Conner Bedard to drink 90 litres of Bleach.
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>>142165155
She is chaste and good catholic trad wife.
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>>142165163
I used to have an AI gf too.
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I’ve never had any such AI girlfriend because I’m married to the game. The game called “hockey
.
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>>142165202
gay marriage doesn't count
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>>142165216
I fuck the hockey. I make it cum. I fuck the hockey with my serpent tongue.
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>>142165240
i don't think that you do that. it is not possible to fornicate with a concept, at least not in the third dimension.
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>>142164623
>He did really well in Liiga against adults
Kaapo Kakko 2.0
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>>142165263
Yeah I think you are probably right. But we all had a lot of fun anyway, and that’s what’s important. Shoutout to my 4chan hockey niggas. You the real ones. I’m glad Florida won the cup. I’ve been to Florida DISNEYWORLD when I was a boy. Big Tkachungus should take the Stanley Cup on Space Mountain.
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Feels a little melatin enriched itt
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>>142165240
HIT HIT HIT
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>>142165355
This guy gets it
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lost under the surface
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>>142165180
I am not an unreasonable man, he wouldn't need to drink non-stop for the whole time
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>>142165270
Just because there were not any swedes drafted in the first round, you dont need to seethe at the finns who were drafted
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how swede is this??
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>>142165442
I honestly don't give a shit about Swedes that are drafted and are not playing for my club and cannot potentially bring NHL money when signing their entry level contracts. That's why I was happy that Detroit drafted Michael Brandsegg-Nygård. They''re known for being patient with prospects and then he might stay for 2 years instead of only 1 and bring in double the amount of dollars to my club.

I'm not one of those moron Swedes who likes or follows the Swedish players in the NHL because they're Swedish. I keep an extra eye on players that have played for my club.
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>>142165694
Ah so you're just a regular moron swede
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>>142165692
Not very swede because Nylander is a good Calgary boy
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>>142165751
>a good Calgary boy
no such thing, and I've been to Calgary. I went to the big mall. went to a and w
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i admit, finns are kinda retarded. sorry about that, everyone.
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>same teams draft finns
>never win
When will they learn? Florida does not count.
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why is the one binlander so red looking
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>>142165853
Because he is not white like rest of them
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>>142165806
>Big mall
nice larp
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>>142165830
>>142165840
Notice me senpai
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>>142165884
nah i crossed the freeway and there were a bunch of groundhogs
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>>142165692
>>142165853
Does Gary compensate the players for taking part in his mickey mouse tournament? Or does he just expect them to go along with his manufactured competition that only exists because he's too stubborn to let them go to the olympics?
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>>142165974
Gary will activate the cranial bomb implant if they do not do as he says.
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Canada's D team could win 4 nations. I'm not watching it. International hockey is not yet a competative sport. Maybe in 20 years when soccer and basketball has taken over Canada.
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here is the rest of the 4 nations
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how well did my flames draft?
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>>142166399
flames lost. they were not able to draft Nij Nijinla and so they lost,
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>>142165270
Lundell 2.0, he has nothing in common with Kakko
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>>142165853
Heiskanen and Lindell look extremely Finnish. Aho does to a certain degree too.
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>>142166527
Crappo ''baby stick'' Kokko did extremely well against men in Liiga too.
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>>142166586
is the way to tell how finnish they are, is how asiatic they look??
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>>142165938
There is no big mall in Calgary, That's Edmonton
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>>142166641
Depends how much you browse /pol/ really
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Which team will be the biggest positive suprise next year?
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how phat is bedards azz
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>>142166850
Detroit will fall short a few points from the wildcard and Utah will make it to playoffs
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>>142166850
devils will be top 4
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>>142166641
There's three different kind of Finns:
The Teemu Selänne, darker, bigger nose, western looking type
The Saku Koivu, lighter, smaller nose, eastern looking type
The Sapmi mongol looking type
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>>142167084
But Finland has more blondes and blue eyed people than sweden does
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>>142167112
Yeah, all our blondes have bleached their hair.
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who has better femboys
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>>142167200
Stop being gay.
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>>142167222
finland, then. wow. never would have guessed it mogammed
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>>142167200
>>142167222
>>142167240
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>>142167330
What do you americans see in ice spice, I'll never understand
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>>142167330
would (his tongue is freakay)
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Leah Hextall is pretty annoying and retarded but she can still get it
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>>142167452
i prefer the bedussy
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>>142167667
Yeah right on I’m not gay but you do you brother
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Bussin
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>>142166850
My Sensies of course :)
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>>142168039
Bill Armstrong looks pretty jacked but I think that Marc Bergevin would beat him.
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>>142168406
Mussels didn't help him keep a job
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Sidney Crosby needs 128 more points to pass Mario Lemieux.
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>>142166399
Zayne Parekh is the next Paul Coffee. Maybe better?
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>Stamkos was offered a $3 million x 8 years

>>142168463
It helped him get a new job in the Kings organization. He beat Rob Blake until he got a brain injury. That's why he signed PLD and thought he could compete for the cup with Cam Talbot as the starter.
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>>142164160
>outmanoeuvres
this cannot be legitimate english
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>>142168533
And Dustin Wolf is the next...Darren Pang.
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>>142164458
based
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>>142166622
Helenius is literally the opposite of Kakko who has low iq, can't skate, shoot or make plays. Kakko is just a big corpse.
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>>142168039
I love Iggy so much
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>>142168877
>Weakness: None
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Where are all the big trades?
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>>142164386
It’s always been because they don’t shut the fuck up
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>>142168039
That Utah jersey badly needs more powder blue
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>drafted another black
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>>142170324
Someone had to do it thank you for your service
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>>142167084
I see
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Flamesbros we run this general
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>>142164315
Sam?
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>Trouba might be traded to the Red Wings
Why does every team bend backwards to help the Rangers out?
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>>142170324
trust the process
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Huomenta
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>>142170767
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>>142166850
ducks
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>>142165146
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>>142171055
lmao
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>>142165853
Florida obviously
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>>142164232
we've changed midget from 5'6 to 6'0 now?
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>>142171184
due to height inflation, 6 foot 3 is now average
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>>142166850
I'd want to say the Sharks but their defense and goaltending are putrid. If it isnt the Red Wings or Sabres, something has gone wrong (yet again)
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>>142165853
>when someone goes 10 minutes without mentioning finland
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>>142165853
Cause he's Russian
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>>142165853
he's exposed to the miami sun constantly
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Stay scared
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>>142171872
>rags
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>>142165880
>Finns
>White
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>>142171872
High scoring defensemen doesnt equal good defensemen
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>>142172016
Karlssonbros...
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Why is Gary waiting so long with the schedule?
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>jarome iginla's son is whiter than a kid with the last name lindstrom
maybe ea sports' franchise mode is more realistic than we make it out to be
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really hoping Utah's jersey gets more blue in it.
>Capitals trade Beck Malenstyn for pick #42 (Buffalo)

Oh shit Buffalo actually got a sandpaper player who isnt shit?
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>>142172814
Lindstrom is the definition of a mutt: native, black and white
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>>142170767
It's part 3 of the shadiest deal in nhl history, the claiming of barclay goodrow by the niggard mike grier
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Anyone have a stream for round 2? Apparently ESPN isn't covering it
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>>Sources involved in the school’s hockey program said that Connelly was suspended after urinating on another student’s belongings, among other alleged acts. One source said Connelly was acting in response to hazing that Connelly had received earlier. That source said he witnessed the hazing Connelly endured and also saw students tease Connelly about being hazed.
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>>142172991
Seems like an overpayment by Buffalel at first glance
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>>142173163
traded down to basically get Helenius and Malenstyn. Not bad but should've paid a 3rd or 4th for such a player.
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>>142172991
I don't know what a Beck Malenstyn is
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>>142173196
yes
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>>142173133
libtard Canadian media considers standing up for yourself a problem
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When can we stop being scared m8? Are we in a state of scaredness until the laff win?
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>>142173261
This nigga so good he don't even have a head shot
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>>142173108
Probably on espn 2 or something numale
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>>142170966
i can't stop laughing at this
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>>142173261
Good BC boy
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It’s up and live
https://www.youtube.com/live/0Kd0QU-LTRc?si=oyAd9WXiTS-PqAQ0
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>shannon
soi face
>larry
chad face
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>>142173435
Nah it's on ESPN+ their subscription service

And NHL Network which doesn't stream online, only via cable
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>>142172578
He gives us a little something everyday.
Stay tune, there is more to come.
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>>142173435
its on NHL network
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>>142173196
The Sabres don't hit
Malenstyn hits
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annunen nabokov pretty good tendie prospects for abs
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>6'7
That's a pretty big guy
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What is your hockey IQ /hoc/????
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>>142173616
So does Barclay Goodrow
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>>142173650
damn wrong pic lol
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Someone let me know when who my penguins draft, thanks
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>>142173674
0
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Demidov best prospect since Lafleur
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>Utah just traded Geekie and Moser for Sergachev
WHAT
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>>142173616
Compensating for soft players up front with league minimum depth pieces has worked great for the Leafs
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TRADES? TRADES? TRADES?
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>>142173676
No he doesn't
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Did they need to rent out the sphere for this? The second day of the NHL draft seems like it should be conducted in an Albuquerque parking lot
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>Sergachev
Oh damn
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>>142173730
Guess Tampons want to keep Stamkos after all
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holy overpay
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>>142173730
Stammer and Hedman staying. Brisebois is a king
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>Sergachev traded to Utah
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>Kevin Hayes to Penguins
LMAO
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kevin hayes is dog shit
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>>142173797
Crosby can tard wrangle him
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So the Utah HC actually got a good player?
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>Pittsburgh drafting an African
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>>142173797
The new granlund trade
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>>142173836
6'4 center for fucking sergachev
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Sad
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>>142173849
Dubas right hand man is African
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>>142173872
Sergachev is a damn good defenseman and Geekie is blocked. Good trade for both ends.
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>>142173895
You mean his wife's bull?
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>>142173836
Good pp guy, okay defensively which is a good piece to start a team with. But who knows if his leg if permafucked
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>>142173836
It's a high price to pay for a player with that injury history
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>Tanner Howe to the Penguins

Told you he's a 2nd rounder. Too bad he's on the Penguins and the retarded Creefag will boast about him until the end of time.
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>>142173895
>UAE
>Africa
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>>142173674
I have a perfect score
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The NHL took Kevin Hayes to an all star game so the announcers could tell us his brother was dead every time he touched the puck
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Is he any good?
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>>142174025
Sad
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>>142174025
lmao
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>>142173133
"It's better to have him inside the tent pissing out than outside the tent pissing in" - Vegas GM Kelly McCrimmon
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>John Marino to Utah too
Oh?
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>>142174173
yotes had literally no defensemen under contract, I thought he would add nurse or trouba and i guess he still could
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>Utah already trying to be a contender
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>>142174250
You mean Utah wants to make sure fans give a shit from the start? Not bad.
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What did dubas give up for Kevin hayes
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>>142174025
But when philadelphians do it suddenly it's Not Ok
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>Pulkkinen still available
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>>142174361
He's an overager so it's not that surprising.
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damn i liked marino
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>>142174361
*ring ring*
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>Dan Marino traded to Utah
Bros...
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The Devils have no RHD why would they do this
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>isles pick pulkkinen
its over
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laces out Dan
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>>142164288
>>142171184
>t. manlets
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https://x.com/PuckReportNHL/status/1807078208530981140

HOLY SHIT OVECHKIN TO UTAH
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>>142174603
Nah this is good. I like that pick for him
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>>142167084
>There's three different kind of Finns:
>The Teemu Selänne, darker, bigger nose, western looking type
>The Saku Koivu, lighter, smaller nose, eastern looking type
>The Sapmi mongol looking type

YOU FORGOT THE RUSSIAN SLAV TYPE

LIKE BARKOV
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>Teddy Stiga
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Teddy Shiga :)
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TRADE ALERT
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Retards
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LMAOO
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>>142174761
KWAB
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Why is his name Tanner
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>>142174761
That top 10 protection starting to look good.
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Blots dumping cap so they can resign old fart stammer
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>>142174783
His family were tanners back in Ingerland 500 bongs ago
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>>142174822
That's a last name
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>>142174761
KWAB
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>laffs
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kitties desu
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bought and installed some "blackout curtains" and let me tell you boys, that was a lie
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>>142175159
Retard
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>>142174761
Gambled and lost, cut his losses
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>still don’t know the trade details for Kevin Hayes
Dubas is embarrassed, sad
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It’s up
https://youtu.be/X2149JTG8VQ?si=637CHnZvp8v6uj4U
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>>142175159
sunlight isnt that bad anon, you should get some more of it
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>>142175159
Blackout curtains are a sham. Cellular curtains do a much better job than them.
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good morning everyone. how are my flamsies doing?
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thats the first QMJHL player drafted this year???
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>>142175571
ded league
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>>142175571
Yeah. There aren't any clear cut high end prospect from there this year.
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>>142175571
>french
lmao
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>>142175571
>>142175634
>>142175661
Sad
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>Kevin Hayes for future considerations
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>future considerations
KWAB
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At least Dumbass didn't pay anything for Hayes
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>teddy stiga :DDD
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>FINNISH GOALTENDING
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fucking edmonton stop ruining our boys
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My penguins ):
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>Koivu to Montreal
Heh
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>thompson to crappies
what else is kelly cooking?
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>>142175912
>>142175930
>>142175971
I’m going to chimpout if those future considerations are anything other a 7th round pick
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>>142176169
>>142176382
why give up a player for free? do they have brain damage?
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>koivu to habs
Wew
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>>142176436
Because he fucking SUCKS
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Was there really no Swede worthy of a first round pick?
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>>142176435
future considerations means "nothing", so you don't have to worry about it
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>>142176468
just like my islanders
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>>142176433
>serviceable goalie for that cheap
I feel like he could have started a bidding war with how many teams with shit goaltending are out there
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>>142176586
They always trade something in the end you retard
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>>142176760
retard
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>>142176468
He was a really fun player with the rangers, went couch mode after he signed his big contract which maybe wasn't a shock the way he comes across, and obviously he had nightmare stuff in his personal life too
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>>142176474
Wasn't there someone named Lindstrom
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>>142176760
>>142176810
retards
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>>142176810
Retard
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Makes sense for Hayes to go to Pittsburgh because his brother played for wbs penguins before he died
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>>142176943
>>142176939
>>142176810
>>142176760
retards
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The "something" will be a partially eaten cock, which to >your team is very valuable.
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What do Kings see in Tanner Jeannot?
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>logan thompson doing a signing in vegas in 13 minutes
kek
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making a quick run, yall need anything?
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>>142177241
Ron blake is a retard
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>>142176829
>nightmare stuff

Wah muh brother was a druggie, wah muh parents got cancer
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>>142177258
based
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>>142177349
Rob**
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>>142177258
>>142177373
Sad
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>>142177296
A name for utah
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>>142177349
Pick 118 should have got this done, second rounder makes this an overpay, unless Blake sees something.
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I think my Penguins did a good job today :)
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>>142177534
I see Blake is a retard
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Fat numale on twitter said tampon gay is trying to clear cap space for Jake Guentzel
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>>142177296
mind grabbing me some yogurt?
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>>142177535
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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people ova there what's up?

ya feel me?

say what's up

WHAT'S UP
what's up
WHAT'S UP
what's up
WHAT'S UP
what's up
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>>142177608
I didn't say that
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>>142177555
Good enough for Gary to gift you 1st overall next year without looking too rigged
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why is landeskog still the captain?
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His fucking name is "Macklin" and they introduced him to that shitter Thornton immediately. It's over.
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>>142177296
Maybe ask if they have any hockey player gfs for me
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I can't believe this kid went first overall.
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>>142177992
>asianhockeygirlwaving.jpg
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Wasn't Kiviharju supposed to be good?
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>>142178241
Who
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>>142177915
Thank you Gary I kneel
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who's going 225th overall?
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Calgarypuck is saying they won the draft
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>first Stan Lee winning captain ever with 0 fights during his career
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>Habs select Saku Koivu's son Aatos Koivu 70th overall
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>>142178575
Riley from Inside Out 2
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>kraken take another Finn
>now have multiple Finnish goaltenders in their system
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hoping kiviharju to my kitties at 97
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>Henry Mews

Yeah I'm gonna go ahead and say the meme magic is working.
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>Hiroki Gojsic

cyberpunk ass name
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might go pick up one of them $5 meals from mcdonalds for lunch bros
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>>142178859
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>theres an extra draft pick this year because the flyers couldn’t sign the retard they drafted in the first round 5 years ago
Sad
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For me, it's good BC boy Hiroki Gojsic
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>>142178905
wonder if anyone takes kenta isogai
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>>142178748
Cope she has character issues
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>>142164176
Sennecke didn't even have an interview with the Ducks, according to SportsNet.
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COME ON KITTIES KIVIHARJU NOW
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>>142178983
Mew > Mewtwo
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and its some mhl cuck nice one bill
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Why are all the russians named Matvei now, is that the equivalent to our Hayden/Jayden names
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>>142178919
does it come with a mcflurry?
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>>142175559
Winning the draft by far. Conroy and Iggy are cookin'
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>>142179108
cope mewtwo has a bigger cock
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>>142179206
no, it's basically a ripoff of the wendys deal. you get:

-mcdouble OR mcchicken
-four nuggz
-small fries
-small drink
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>>142164160
>Leafs ain't doing shit
>Leafs trade away picks for minimum in return
Are Leafs gay retard niggers?
>>
The Flames are literally Russian now
>>
Favourite draft story today: Jacob Battaglia visited a spiritual healer at Christmas who told him they saw the city of Calgary in his future.

“Word of a lie, I’m not making this up. She told me she says, she feels Calgary, somewhere in Canada
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>>142179108
Mewthree X > all
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>>142179446
the pissing in the sink story from yesterday was better
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>>142179446
the magic rituals are working bros
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>>142179446
Devil worship
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>>142179387
Reviewbrah has a video about it but I haven't watched it yet
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FLAMES ARE ON THE CLOCK
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>>142179430
This a rhetorical question right?
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>>142179430
just like my islanders
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>>142179690
They never talk about the flames picks and change it to to commercial breaks when they pick
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>>142179764
Just more proof that Gary hates the Flames.
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>>142179764
Trevor Hoskin is 25 years old
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>>142179824
That means he’s ready to jump into the nhl
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Kiviharju will be a real steal at this point lmao
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Ron Francis sure loves drafting centers
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>>142179446
Shan't be supporting this heretic until he finds God
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>>142179819
The flames pissed him off by trading markstrom during the finals
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Flames only abide by the divinity of Christ. There is no satanism on this team.
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>>142180036
Cope his spiritual healer predicted the future
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>>142180171
Takagi is shinto
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>>142179953
Who doesn’t
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>>142180262
Lou
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>>142180450
Cope
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>>142164160
>“He wasn’t paying bills,” says one former team employee who spoke to Front Office Sports on condition of anonymity. “He can deny it all he wants, but that stuff is true. His reputation was horrible. No one wanted to work with him. He didn’t treat employees very well and he was just a cheap ass. That was the reality of the situation.”
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>>142180188
Sounds awfully JAP if you ask me
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Speaking of japs.... now this boy is yellow
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>sounds like Japanese
>he says it sounds like Japanese
>he really thinks so
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>>142180760
No laos.. LAOS
>>
July 2
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>>142180177
Cope it's probably a lie and all magic comes exclusively from God
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>>142180731
>Hongtian He
>jap
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An elite motor – that’s the source of He’s success. It powers every part of his game, including his non-stop forechecking presence, knack for stealing the puck at the blue line, and explosive open-ice hits. It’s also how He generates offence. He burns past defenders with powerful strides to get to the net, dropping the shoulder if necessary.
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>>142175159
I could've told you that. What you want are curtains made of thicker fabric.
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>>142181173
funny
>>
JBB is ruthless man. Traded out Sergachev two days before his NTC kicked in.
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not pedosota fucking hell man
>>
GIMIHARJU
:DDDDDDDDDD
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Toronto picks a 5'11" Swede.

I am so happy Treliving got hired there.
>>
o\
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canucks picked riley
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What do Russians think of mormons?
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>>142181758
I’m not
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No hockey today
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>>142181948
Think they're banned like other cults like the JW
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>>142181970
melbourne and sydney play in 11 bongs though
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>>142179387
that's a good deal
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>>142181152
of course the fingol is an expert on asian ethnicities
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>>142182125
Some hockey today
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>>142180731
so Gary succeeded in growing the game in china. when's the next exhibition game in beijing?
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>Luke Misa still available despite getting mocked as a potential first round pick
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>>142180525
yotes?
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Flames bros it’s our draftpick at the airport he’s flying to Calgary
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>>142182094
According to google they were 23,000 self described Mormons in Russia in 2022, down to 4,000 in 2023.
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>>142182375
>5'10"
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>>142182452
where did they all go?
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>>142182437
Which one?
>>
MIKUS
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>>142182519
Bakhmut
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>>142182523
Zayne Parekh
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>>142181758
He's 6'1"
https://www.eliteprospects.com/player/855201/victor-johansson
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Watching 2002 highlights with Bob Cole calling the gold medal game and the difference between todays shit commentators and previous ones is night and day
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>>142182587
Grim but probably true.
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>>142179430
Dubas traded away all the picks and now treliving has to try and get them all back so that they have more than 2 prospects in their entire system
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Craig conroy has gone down as the best gm to never win the cup
>>
Now if JBB can just dump Sheary my Bolts will be so back
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>habs draft ANOTHER sexual predator
>>
My krakies are gonna draft the entire WHL
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>>142183092
Just like my islanders
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>man from the Yulon has been selected
What goes on there? If I were to visit Whitehorse would people be suspicious of me or are they welcoming?
>>
goodknight sweet prince
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>>142183321
Literally nothing the government pays you to live there since it’s shit
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>>142183321
Yukon*
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>>142182790
Wtf are the Leafs gonna do with prospects?
>>
>>142183321
They are very much suspicious of raped bitches. You should avoid the area
>>
flames took the manlet goal scorer
>>
Oskar Vuollet to the Hurricanes
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>>142183393
Big part of why the leafs suck is because dubas drafted nobody and having young good players on league minimum is very valuable
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>>142182876
Gary will be taken care of and then Calgary will win again.
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>>142183487
Some mock drafts had him in the second and third round. Another conroy W
>>
MISA-CHAN DESU NE
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Retards
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>Saarelainen is the first player under 5'10 drafted so far
They really hate manlets, don't they?
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>>142182375
Hopefully his brother doesn’t turn out to be a bust next year
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>>142183393
Trade them away so they can prosper on American teams.
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>Jonathan Morello
>>
Every flames pick I have waited to watch has legitimately gone to commercial
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>>142183585
They traded Thompson and got the weeb?
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>Sounds like Schmid and Holtz for Paul Cotter and a pick
what the fuck
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>>142183696
what's wrong with that
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>>142183696
Devils gm has lost his mind
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>>142183696
Is Holtz in waivers territory? I know he was bust-y but that's still the only way that makes sense
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>>142183739
The Russians have compromised the devils.
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>>142183696
fucking god dammit fitz
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Ukko-Pekka, Niilopekka, Pekkapekka
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Too many trades this week save it for July 1st
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>>142183652
>i made sure that happened anon
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drury drafts his yearly 6'7" oaf
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Erm why does Tom Fitzgerald still have a job?
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Finland are the clear winners of this draft
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>>142183860
I actually give this guy more respect than the poster who posts this.
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>>142183898
Islanders have some competition
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>>142183909
Correct.
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>>142183916
you have to admire his autistic commitment to post it in nearly every thread for over a year
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>>142183505
>and having young good players on league minimum is very valuable
Yeah, young GOOD players. You don't draft good players unless you draft in the top 15-20 range
>>
Surely Tampa isn't going to sign Guentzel and then let Stamkos and Hedman walk, right?
>>
As bad as this draft has been for the flyers (passing on Zeev, reaching for a mediocre C, reaching for fucking Berglund with the talent on the board) what really makes me want to an hero are all of the fucking faggots on social media who are toxic optimists pretending that Briere is making good decisions. This team will be stuck in mediocrity forever because our fanbase is filled with fucking retarded faggots
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>>142183916
Cope
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>>142183696
>>142183814
How do GMs keep getting conned by Vegas? Or was it Conroy who was conned by Fitzgerald first? How the hell didn't the Flames get Holtz as part of the Markström deal when a 3rd pair defenseman from Vegass gets him?
>>
>>142184048
Does stamkos play center anymore?
>>
>>142184074
B-b-but muh Michkov
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>>142184074
They won by trading 32 for the oilers 17th overall pick next season
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>>142184101
Most gms are retards
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>>142184048
Surely I don't give a fuck what Tampa does
>>
Lou Lamoriello saw your draft criticisms and threw them away. Excellent drafting by the old man. #isles
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>>142184134
Especially Treliving
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>>142184147
Four cups in five years for Sunbelt teams while Canada stays coping.
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>>142184120
That was legitimately the only positive from the first night. That and the Gill pick were the only things keeping me away from the ledge of a skyscraper. I just hate how this team will always be mediocre. We had Zeev fall into our laps, when we don’t have a 1Dman, and we reach for a 3C who will never play on a line with Michkov.
>>
>>142184202
Pure copium flames cuck.
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>>142184147
How many of your retard faggot relatives have moved down to Florida in the last 5 years?

Canadians overwhelmingly support trannies/faggots in hockey. But seethe about sunbelt. Makes you think
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>>142184167
Shut your FUCKING mouth Stephen.
>>
Are the Leafs going completely off the board with every pick or something? NHL Network has had zero feedback on any of their last 4 picks.
>>
>>142183997
Retard
I figured a swede wouldn't be so callous because 210th overall Hank Zetterberg came from your country. wasting picks every year for the half baked kyle dubas leafs team was stupid and short sighted. cowan will probably be in the nhl this year if they didn't waste a first round pick every year they might have 4 more cowans and knieses instead of filling the bottom 6 with ryan reaveses and alex kerfoots
>>
>>142184303
Cope
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>>142184120
Who pulled the trigger now that the oilers have no GM and what the fuck was he thinking
>>
>Drafting a guy who couldn't even stick as a regular at the OHL level
>NHL Network calling it a great pick
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>>142184303
They got a top 10 talent 21 overall
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>>142184301
Look how mad this guy is
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has anything interesting happened today thus far?
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>>142184167
old man. #isles
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>>142184301
weakmind
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>>142184307
nhl teams with extensive scouting departments don't go off the board
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>>142184443
Sergachev and Marino traded to Utah
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>>142184443
The Kraken drafted another Finnish goaltender and the Flames drafted a satanist
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>>142184443
Tampa dumped Sergachev and Jeannot and then drafted a Finnish manlet
>>
They DID kind of have to trade off one of Schmid/Daws/Poulter this offseason though, you couldn't really have all three in the AHL

I hate to do this again though but everyone was ****ing for a McLeod replacement. We just got one

NOT LIKE THAT
>>
With the 170th OA pick, the Flames select C Hunter Laing
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>>142184641
Best pick of the draft obviously
>>
Flames took Michael misa’s shit brother
>>
GOOD Calgary boy Eric Jamieson

GOOD FLAMES last pick
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>>142184443
Yeah I ripped a huge line just before every flims draft pick. Seems to be working out.
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>>142168556
Says the german
>Freundschaftsbeziehungen
>>
nu thread plz
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>>142184844
Flames will be ass next year they can take him too
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>>142184959
next
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>>142184443
Flames made insanely good picks. They won the draft hands down.
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>>142184327
Henrik Zetterberg was drafted 40 years ago. You could draft good players late back then. Now with globalism it's not possible.
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>>142183696
Yes
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>>142184946
Just like my islanders



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