previous>>142207063
What the fuck is up with these betting sites? Is that shit real? 5 dollars and I just get a FREE 150 dollars if I win? That seems pretty crazy to me what if I just make one bet and win and never bet again? Is this how gambling addictions start?
my meng 'erb has been having a few too many late nights
*approaches you*
fake, barriault threw it for a couple bucks
WHAT PART OF PA ARE YOU LADS FROM?
I HAVE BECOME JOE PYFER
>>142209553
Ige matches up well with Lopes trust me brosHe has a solid chin and good defensive jitz. He's my pick and you need to put some hespec on his name
>>142209495nigga really debuted the post cope
olivi feet
>>142209553He is hiding something
his nickname should be white ngannou
>>142209503that's every fighter
THEY CALL HIM BODYBAGZ CAUSE HE STRAIGHT UP KILLIN NIGGASCOMIN FOR ALL YALL WASSUP
>calling out Paul CraigPyfer lost the story. That's like calling out Gerald Shart or the lawn mower guy that Bo Nickal fought. Should've called out Bo.
why is Pyfer shouting so much shut up man I have a headache
>Caca family
I'm 13 27 years OLD
>>142209467Fuck Dana
>paul craig
>calling out paul craigBold
anyone got a webm of the ko?
>couldn't get a usa chant going embarrassing
Pyfer is the wigger version of Bo Nickal
ORTEGA OUT. EMERGENCY LAST MINUTE PICKSAlex Pereira vs. Jiri ProchazkaDan Ige vs. Diego LopesAnthony Smith vs. Roman DolidzeMayra Bueno Silva vs. Macy ChiassonIan Machado Garry vs. Michael Page
>>142209596good point. lopes in one
paul motherfucking craig.... pyfers truly fearless....
post yfw>Ian Cuckrry finally gets beemed tonight
>calling out paul craignext up i'll call out BJ Penn
wtf bros i just became joe pyfer without my consent
BBL Garry
BBL Garry up next to offer up his buddy to MVP.
just want to see Craig get decapited one more time, simple as
what's some good streams for later when the main card starts?
Joe Pyfer has that Mike Tyson power, he can make you die in a single punch, without the gloves.
I already forgot the name of the guy who Joe Pyfer just beat
When do the good fights start?
Joe "Back of the Head" Pyfer
>>142209673
Proposing to Moner live on stage after I win my debut ufc fight
>>142209700
>>142209613Ngannou's nickname when he comes back to the UFC will be Joe Pyfer
>>142209700Fedor's still got it
Owari da, Machado-San
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M_fbxVkG1nI>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M_fbxVkG1nIhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M_fbxVkG1nI>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M_fbxVkG1nIhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M_fbxVkG1nI>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M_fbxVkG1nIhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M_fbxVkG1nI>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M_fbxVkG1nIhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M_fbxVkG1nI>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M_fbxVkG1nIhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M_fbxVkG1nI>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M_fbxVkG1nIhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M_fbxVkG1nI>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M_fbxVkG1nIhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M_fbxVkG1nI>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M_fbxVkG1nIhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M_fbxVkG1nI>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M_fbxVkG1nIhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M_fbxVkG1nI>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M_fbxVkG1nIhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M_fbxVkG1nI>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M_fbxVkG1nIhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M_fbxVkG1nI>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M_fbxVkG1nIhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M_fbxVkG1nI>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M_fbxVkG1nIhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M_fbxVkG1nI>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M_fbxVkG1nIhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M_fbxVkG1nI>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M_fbxVkG1nIhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M_fbxVkG1nI>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M_fbxVkG1nIhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M_fbxVkG1nI>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M_fbxVkG1nI
>>142209660JiriLopesSmiffMacyGarry
>>142209660Impressive. Very nice.
I bet on all the fighters I hate so it makes me feel better if they win
>>142209561Bethlehem, home of steel, jesus, and the eagles most soulful training camp
>>142209700thought this was alexander romanov for a sec
Ya'll hate Ian Machado, but you should hate MVP more for being a schrodinger's child molester.
>>142209653People are fucked up over that Biden debate we have never been lower in spirit.
*is joe pyfer*
>>142209660AlexlopezsmithSilvapage
it's time
Jiri doesn't deserve the opportunity.
>>142209733OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
>>142209684>>142209698>BBL Garry
>>142209700Soul.
Joe Pyfer punches harder than Francis Ngannou, Alex Pereira, Derrick Lewis and Anthony Joshua
>>142209708got a stream for you right here ya goof
wins the story
>>142209700The Pleasure Man still got it
>>142209660JIMMY PROLAPSKADANNY GAYROMAN DOLIDZEMACY CHIASSONBBL GARRY
>>142209730*blocks your path*
>>142209830Combined
>>142209700pleasure man esque
https://youtu.be/gAOSV5x6GH4?t=292 jiri vs alex preview
MVP finna decision this journeyman and call out Colby.
>Paul Craig calloutYikes! Massive story loss my guy....
>>142209830but not eddie THE BEAST hall
>>142209839why the hell is this a webmthere's a trap here bros be careful
The Canadian Special
someone ring me phone to remind me when the mvp fight starts im away for a smoke la….
>>142209830Kino picture
>>142209839good wagie
>>142209894
Poatan has lived in Connecticut for years at this point and Jiri speaks much better English than him despite living in a Czech forest
>>142209862Thoughts?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uF73StqLH0M
>>142209797easily the single worst fucking boss of the entire game. absolute trash fight.
I get the sentiment, I don't like him either, but we have to be above women b. It was fine.
>>142209673MVP is a can. Ian by dec or TKO
>>142209862>he knows
>>142209875Joe Pyfer punches with the power of Every Philly Native
>>142209862dan gay is a bum
>>142209926Who is this Israeli patriot?
>>142209660>Poatan (-_-)>Lopes >Smiff >Silva>Machado
>parlay heemed by Ortega before event even startslmao come the fuck on
>>142209660JiriLopezRomanMacyMVP
>ALLERGIC REACTION?>RASHES?>CAME HERE TO BANG?>IM SORRYAmericans should be publicly excecuted by law in a huge square of vengeful europeans, Good goy.
>>142209660POATANLopesSmiffBueno SilvaMichael Página
Wait... Machados nickname is "The Future"... what would happen if he lost right now to an old can crusher from bellator??? Would he have to change nicknames or something?
>>142209930he said it himself that he's too dumb to learn a second language
>>142209936youre just jealous of his cute ghost bf
>>142209660fuck that AlexLopesDolidzeMacyIanRei Tsuruya(I'm keeping that pred I called it in my earlier pred)
niggas really out here turning into Joe Pyfer 'n' shiet
>>142209700i got heemed
>>142209660Alex PereiraDiego LopesAnthony Smith Macy ChiassonIan Machado Garry
>>142209862OY VEY SHUT IT DOWN
I bet on Brian Ortega in 2 of my parlays. What happens now bros? Do I just lose the bet because he pulled out 3 hours before the fight?
>>142209936I'm not sure what was recycling Radahn or making it ultra bullshit in an attempt to surpass Melania in difficulty.
>>142209976based
>anyone got the pyfer ko webm?
Machado will not be able to handle the speed.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Why is the line on Garry vs. MVP so close? MVP is awful.
>>142209989
>>142209761Itachi would heem this poser so fast
>>142209945MVP is a can crusher. Not a can b.
>>142209660Alex PereiraDiego LopesAnthony SmithMayra Bueno SilvaIan Machado GarryI make these picks to curse your boys
OMG IT'S DUSTBIN POORIER
Dan Ige
>>142209930Really weird to think of living among people you can't talk to unless there is another person there to translate it all for you.
>>142209722Will we be seeing this move used in the octagon today?
>>142209981>vidrelfuck, I gotta take care of something real quick. don't come into the bathroom, you guys.
>>142210024your parlay just turned into a straight bet
dana NEEDS the lopes project to continue and ortega stood in his way
>>142209660PereiraLopesSmithSilvaGarry
chael is wearing make up fag
chael is ariel's inside source in case you were wondering
>>142209660JIRILopesSmifChiassonMachado
>lopes is fighting a guy who can't be heemed nor can he be submittedthe meme is over
Danny Gay
>>142210028I beat Malenia solo in a dozen tries with an honest no buff melee build. After three goes at Radahn said fuck this and respecced into the broken spear build with a mimic. Only time I ever summoned and felt no guilt doing it. Easily the worst fight miyazaki has shit out.
>dannygay was backup all along and weighed in even
Can someone record MVP walkout
Pyfers bros lets go
two good fights on this card jiri vs poatanmvp vs ian garryi fucking wmma on the main card
WAIT DAN IGE IS 165 LBS
E-GAY
get dustin out of there
>>142210127It would be good if you died
How figured am i
>>142209862This what all you fucking faggots unironically believe.
>>142209894Why is it okay to show pride about killing a bunch of gooks for no reason in a war we lost, but it's wrong to show pride in the confederacy?
I like Dustin on comms, I actually thought he'd be bad at it.
>IT IS GAME ON LOPEZWords (Worth) cannot describe the hate thats pulsing throught my vains right now.
Prelims where he belongs
>>142210166It's a catchweight bout
inb4 a boring decision garry win
>>142209989Who wouldn't be jealous
>>142210201y'peaching to the choir b
>Venom in quotations>Machado isn't
Chicanos are officially banned from heem, don't let heem catch you or you're getting deported and narc'd over here
>alex has never won a rematch in mma>jiri has never lost a rematch in mma>no fighter in the history of the sport has ever lost a fight after having a /PERFECT STORM\ style training campthese odds are insane
lmao what a shit cardfilled with cancellations and nobodies. This is why I gave up on ufPEE
BBL GARRY WILL WIN. KEKOLDS RULE THE WORLD
>>142210191Your bands are in good hands with Dan *Hands of granite* igay
>>142209660JiriLopesSmifSilvaMVP
>>142209945MVP is a can crusher but I think he’s too athletic for Garry.
>>142209994I feel like I recognize every part of this choreography from Blood and Bone. maybe the penultimate fight against the preppy French guy. dude in jeans and white shoes starts off playing the protagonist but when he gets sweeped later at 0:38 I think they've swapped roles or maybe it's a different fight altogether.great movie, Blood and Bone (2009).
>>142210127STFU*heems you*
>>142210262Very interesting.
Lopes -310Ige +250wow
Ill be in LA next month. Booked a session with EmpathChan. If anyone wanna meetup im up for it. Lets permaheem some bums together bros!?
>>142210251Dana, wouldst thou truly championship sanction, in one so bereft of heems?
Why is Dustbin starstruck by Chael?
Happy for Poirier
>>142210306ige is that bad lopes HEEMS HIM STIFF
Wait what happened to UFCFIGHTERtega
I AM ILLEGALLY STREAMING UFC 303
>>142210347Reported.
chama
If Lopez wins it proves weightclasses don't mean anything
>>142210151>>142210028/v/ is so fucking awful/sp/ is much better for discussing video games
Dustbin Poorear
>>142210347
>>142210358didn't he re-weigh in at 160 lb?
>>142210347people pay for this shit?
>>142209660AlexLopesDolidzeSilvaGarry
>>142210347Yeah? Where brother?
>>142210353ahhh fuck no
They'd probably be announcing the 165 division tonight if Conor was able to make it
>>142210314>EmpathchanIm scared to ask
huhshaman
You are welcome Mr White, Mr Campbell.
why does Chael keep calling Pereira "Pierre"?
>>142210347That's fucking illegal.
>>142210347OOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>142210347Total goof death
>>142209660Miyamoto Musashi Diego LopesSmiff (title run starts here)Whoever the fuck.... Bueno SIlvaMichael "MVP" Venom Page
JUST FUCKING BLEED
my stream is real so, some of you need to go elsewhere
>>142210401Mega-based??
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
>>142210396heem.co.....hold up brah what the FUCK
>>142210415His gimmick is mispronouncing names
>>142210358If Ige is blitzed heemy it means that lower weight guys can catch higher weight guys off
Ortega pulled out? Ffs
>>142210415Mispronouncing names is Chael's gimmick
>>142210444OHHHHH PAAG
>>142210415that's the actual correct pronunciation
>>142210347Honest question, what is supposed to happen if you get caught illegally streaming?
>>142209994>eddy gordo I swear harada has to pay for what he has done to D8
>>142210347OI YOU GOT A LOICENSE FOR THAT STREEM
>>142210415so people talk about it
>NO STEAL
>>142210455> IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
>>142209660AlexLopesSmithChiassonMachado
I WALK ALONE
>>142210347do people actually pay ? did they people who bought tickets get refunded for conor dropping out ?
>federal law effectively prohibits
>>142209660JiriLopesSmiffChiassonGarry
I am currently eating brown rice with 2 hard-boiled eggs and canned salmon in springwater.
>>142210451*slow
>>142210347You're fucked
>>142210444aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa need jap/korean wife
If Ige wins don't say I didn't tell you bros.Lopes is good but this is a hard matchup. Some of you get too swept up in the marketing
Guess I'm out, dana threatened to ban hammer irl.
>>142210497I would make her peg me with her stub
>>142210396brahs...
police are looking for me now
>>142210493
>>142209660Jiri ProchazkaDiego LopesRoman DolidzeMacy ChiassonIan Machado Garry
Hehe, I'm glad you asked...
>>142210407Why? Can you elaborate?
>>142210444This is what Jiri comes home to every night
IHEEM ALONE
>>142210358Ige is a smaller 145er, his lack of weight cut is cancelled out by him having no complete training camp.
This music makes me want to play the scorpion king game on gamecube
why is my middle school radio rock and roll playing
>>142210493Wrong folder bro
>Oi, MVP. Let's go lad
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII STAND ALONE!God I love 90s/early 2000s white trash music bros.
I'm going to Chipotle before the fights start, what you guys want?
>>142210554I can’t wait until you kill yourself
>>142209660PereiraLopesSmithSilvaVenom
>>142210497Justin Gaethje bros.....what did we do to our best win?
>>142210491daner kills you i think
Which vtuba should i watch while we waiting for reddit vs reddit?
>>142210262Jiri knows about the eyes Alex is toast
Sending energy to Yiri-Dono.
Warrior Within is the best Prince of Persia game
>>142209660alexdiegosmiffmacyian
CHIWIWI
>>142210579Ige is a welterweight.
>>142210570I'm sure he misses Rizin, but his warrior spirit requires him to fight the best in the UFC
10666 for olavo de carvalho
>>142210600burritocarnitas, guac, brown rice, pico
BASED HEEMERS
>>142210497Nah, she aint her b. Her body language indicates asexuality. Taylor "He/Him" Swift tier. Usually amputees get me rock hard, sorry i just know what im tawlmbout b.
>>142210649WMAF is kino
>>142210630good post good taste although i only played sands of time and two thrones and somehow skipped ww but played a little
>Wake up>GF blows me before making breakfast for us>Take her to work and stop by JuiJitsu on the way home>2 hours of having white belt girls tits in my face when she somehow keeps sweeping me to mounting me>throwing the blue and purple belts any way I want my Judo is so much better than their BJJ standup>Get home and blaze a J>Few beers lined up>Lunch is pre made by my GF from last night some fried rice ( shes asian btw)>Sit down and play videya, shitpos on heem and watching the fights?CUNTS IM SO HAPPY RN
anyone have the women prison guard getting fucked by inmates
>>142210666>>142210663lol
GODSMACK PLAYINGWHAT FUCKING YEAR IS IT>>142210600Steak burrito with white, pinto, jalapenos, cheese, sour cream, and lettuce
>>142210688This never happened btw
>>142209660jerrylopessmiffsilvagarry
>>142210694
>>142210682Shogun coming out and Jiri getting the belt back would mark 2024 as the year of WMAF
imagine i go heem my meng during the wmma fight and it ends with a first round finish
>>142210694I do.
i bet 250 on igewhat are my chances?
>>142209994It's like they learned how to fight from playing Tekken or something. Really cool.
I want to stroke myself in front of a woman
>>142210694Adelaide Byrd is judging tonight bros...
threads moving so fast no one will know Im the same height as Joe rogan
>>142210611
>>142209660PereiraIgeSmithChiassonPage
>>142210625jiri has 2 trinkets now he's unstoppable
>>142209660PereiraLopesDolidzeSilvaGarry
lost so much fucking interest without GOATegamvp should've been bumped to co-main
>>142210600Steak quesadilla, put lettuce, rice and beans in it, sour cream and red sauce on the side.
>>142210625>I don't careUsually means you care
With every cancellation this card gets far worse.
DC too fat to wear purple
>>142210755you 6'2?
>>142210708You're already there, 3rd column 5th down
>>142210084r/showerthoughts
>>142210630Great taste the platforming and atmosphere are the best in the series and the pozz hair is fantastic in its own right as a Metroidvania.
>>142210694be specific, they all do that
>>142209660Page. Silva. Smith. Lopes. Powhatan.
>>142210773this but better
>>142209660AlexDiegoDolidzeMacyIan
Look at the bags under Joe’s eyes. He looks so ugly and old lol.
they have never once talked about the wmma match on the main event LOL
>>142210778in heels
>>142209660PereiraIgeSmithSilvaPage
HEEMINDER this next fight is going to be absolute dogshit and you're going to feel very silly
i have a stream but i wont share with u guys
>>142210688>wake up in an australian hellscape>get blown by a plate faced gook >sexually harass a child>do drugs>gook makes me rice ohhhh thankru girlfrien>post about my gay ass life on heem like its a blogKill yourself.
Why does DC sound like that
>>142210688Dubs, nice larp faggit
why is DC so fat
>>142210694sauce please
>>142210788There was a recent one from the UK with a white female guard fucking a paki
>>142210786>and the pozz hair is fantastic in its own right as a Metroidvania.fuck im retarded*and despite the pozz hair the new one is fantastic in its own right as a metroidvania
i dont post on here regularly anymore mengs someone give me the rundown on shrimpy b whys he spamming
I HAVE ILLEGALY STREAMED EVERY SINGLE UFC EVENT EVER I OWE DANER MILLIONSFUCK YOU DANER
Start the fights you dumb bitch Dana
I just wanted to see ortega finally get flushed
>>142210774nigga look like grimace LMAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w46lAXIE4HY
why do people post porn in gamethreads?
Danny gay will Heem
>>142209660AlexDiegoRomanMayraIAN
Is Poatan really smart? He seems kinda retarded. I don't believe somebody smart would be a favelado.
>>142210688Are you serious? I woke up today fighting myself trying not to jack off ín the morning. I literally coped and told myself its not that bad today and forced myself to watch Formula 1 AND both Euro Cup games. Barely managed not to fap. Now im hammered, heemed my sleep schedule AND have to keep myself from being too loud because i live with my mom and sister even though i just turned 27. Just fucking kill me. I just wanna do ket with a milf. What the fuck.
Joe is really going off on this shamanic magic business
hey thread slave, you filthy worm cunt, make the next thread a tony edition
DC got that Donald Trump posture
>>142210548I was watching with a mate and wasn't here on the last card for the hair brushing corner moment, how did /heem/ take it? We had a good laugh I bet people here lost their shit too.
main card starts at 10 guys that means we have another 20 minutes even though it's 10:08
>>142210688>( shes asian btw)cringe
I'm so hungry I can't wait for WMMA
How long until Peheira Jiri start?
>>142210779my bad b, the drink might've gone to my head
>>142210874
hollow knight is boring as fuck, there I said it
>>142210874cus you're not supposed to. also they tend to go relatively faster - faster than /heem/ threads - so it adds to the more chaotic nature of them
>>142210875ige is a bum who gets hit easily
This is Payton Talbott’s girlfriend. Say something nice about her, /heem/
>Poatan is brazilian and based>Jiri is weebpilled and basedc-can't they both winI don't want to choose
>>142210874If you were smart you would know
I'M GOOD YEAH I'M FEELIN ALRIGHT
>>142210874They are essentially jacking off other dudes
just heem my shit up senpai
>>142210818>plate faced gook kek my fucking sides
no dern ass pics? what gives?
>>1422109162 bongs and 30 bings
>>142210856kek
>>142209660pereiralopesdolidzechiassongarry
Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
LOPISS IS FIGHTING AT 165???what a retard
SHAMANIC FREAKING MAGIC
>>142210912why do men look like this now?
Wait McGregor's no longer on this card??? WHAT THE FUCK????
>>142210795i have soft skin under my eye and its purple because you can see my veins
When does Conor fight guys? I just got here
>>142210934she sure does have a "boy"friend
>>142210961Presidente of Estonia...
>>142210968I could snort a fucking kilo rn b
>>142210836https://twitter.com/womenpolice_uk/status/1806690794847232362
>>142210912sauce?
anyone have a shitty stream? My motel cant handle the 1020 ones
>>142209660Jiri ProchazkaDiego LopesAnthony SmithMayra Bueno Silva Michael Page
>>142210993he's a chud
>>142210934Her hair looks small
>>142211003KWAB
>>142210736
>>142210818Brazza Gooks are the future they are oldschool submissive n shit if you fuck em real good
>danny gaywho'd name they kid this
>>142210991this doo listening to brackence and taking mushrooms
Smith Scholars where we @?
omg this spammer still here? i dont remember seeing him during last week saudi event thread.
>we never take your viewership for granted
Joe is so addicted to shamanic magic and bbc
>>142210991homosexuality is the best base for mma
>>142210934>Black nail polish is still widely used as a symbol of defiance and identification in LGBTQ+ Does he know?
>promo shots for Ige vs Lopes already done 2 hours after an announcementIs the UFC editing team absolutely insane or do you think they have pre-made highlight folders for all ranked/former ranked fighters?
OMFG MARVEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>142209660ProchazkaLopesSmithSilvaMVP
>>142211003my shitty 3rd world internet can, i have a 12 mbps wifi (actually 2 mo/s on a good day)skill issue b
https://discord.gg/hNw8SjDY streaming if anyone wants to watch
>>142210974>he fell for it
> WOWZA! DEADPOOL!
>>142211030standing by
Damn this movie looks retarded like every other superhero movie
>>142211003>https://live.sport365.stream/take your pick bro
>we never take your viewership for grantedthey know it's a shit card they memed about how shit the heavyweight fight was LOL
>redditpoolI shiggy hope no heemsters will actually go see this
I haven't watched ufc in 3 years what's happened?
JA : JON ANIK
>>142211053They have highlight reels for fighters on salary dummy
>>142211050he's just a weeb
>>142210934WISH SHE'D SHIT ON ME
>>142209660JiriIgeDolidzeSilvaMVP
joana is so fucking sexy gonna fap to her during the womemes
>>142210688Happy for u cuz
>joanna jacking off an invisible cock
>>142211097WHO
is dadpool wolverine any good?
>>142211114omg i want to suck her tits so bad while she rapes me
>>142211053you know ever fight has to be cleared by the commission right , they have known since yesterday
>camera pans to joanna>she immediately does a jerk off motion with her handshmm..
>>142211099There is no difference.
>>142211119
>tunes in to watch UFC>marvel shit commercial>TNT Sports logo comes up to save me from that garbage
Joanna!
>>142211119she was looking at me bro
>>142210999Twitter is such a fucking joke, you can't view shit without opening an account, can't even see the fucking video.
>>142211097fbi do not enter my hizzle
>>142209660JiriDiegoDolidzeSilvaPage
Aaron Rodgers took a break from whatever he was doing to attend the fights
joanna got hotter
I like that they got the Sabretooth actor from the first few films back
any one piece fans here?
Why are retards acting like Ige is a real G for takin the fight on short notice? If anything Diego is the real G>had to cut to 145 (which Ige won't do, he just weighted at 165)>fight then moved to 155>now fight moved to 165i hope the fucking tomato head give him a bonus at least
>>142210879he probably had high IQ genetics but grew up in a primitive (little access to information) environment, then became a serious alcoholic for several years, then became a pro fighter accumulating brain damage... he will never achieve his natural potential but I believe he had a lot originally. did you see his "interviews" with Nina? you can tell there's a lot going on behind those eyes but he keeps it all to himself, at least when around English speakers.
>>142211065a lot of thirdie countries have better internet than the US
>>142211097The one on the far right is carefully crafted, and responsibly designed for being bred by my BWC
Nigger
>>142211157Watching Infowars
Joanna looks like a Hagraven from Skyrim
someone post joanna booba
>>142211138she always looks at me like this for some reason
fighters retiring makes me sad every time ngl
>>142211140fucking kek
Wish this shit would start at 10pm. Fuck this 15 mins garbage
Joanna looking absolutely mmmmmmmm
>could have left for beer and been back by now>convinced myself there wouldn't be timedamnit
>>142211182HACK
>>142211143Remember when PPV was commercial free? Because you PAID for the PPV.
>>142211171ortega is a bitch for making lopes cut to 146 lb then pulling out
>>142211171I'm with you, fighting someone 20 lbs heavier than you who didn't have to cut after you just cut is a lot harder than taking a fight when you're in top condition
>>142211189JJ is a cutie.
>>142211157running from shadow man
>>142211180Um you can't say that
>>142211182when conor pulled out did they refund the tickets or are these people fucked
>>142211171Lopez needs to be heemed for this arrogance. Midget needs to stay in his weight class.
I have to admit I'm excited for this one... Who ya'll got?
>>142211122https://www.instagram.com/cecilie_hoyer?igsh=Z3M0ZDlwcHkxaGc4
>>142211182That zoomer faggot doing the meme while getting jaw mogged by the chick next to him. My fucking sides.
>>142211171let's just say he'll be very cum... I mean compensated for
>want garry to lose because hes a delusional cuck>want garry to win because hes whitedamn it
I wonder how many celebrities dropped out of appearing at 303 after Conor did
>>142211201>Not wearing a bra to a public eventGod shes such a little slut
Garry isn't that fast.
>>142211214>>142211184did it ever come out why he missed training camp?
>>142211172>you can tell there's a lot going on behind those eyeswdym?
>>142211205legit thought i mustve missed a rd1 finish and the shit hasnt even started walkoutsthe hell are they doing
Ortega is such a fucking faggot it’s unbelievable
>>142211065America is a third world country Jassir
These 5 fights need to last 3 hours. This is SOOOOOOOOO gay
>>142211182Yuck
>>142211225I don't care, I'm just hoping for some clown kino
>>142211182is that dana's daughter in the back?
>>142211030Finishing up my paper on the intersections between magnetohydrodynamics, string theory, and molecular heemology My thesis, Smiff heems this bum.
>>142211182Gordon Ramsay is a heemer
>>142209660Shaman magicLopezDolidzeSilvaMVP
>>142211182famous people already said they were going before conor pulled out, bought their tickets and are going anyway lmao
>>142211214Retire already, old and washed man.
based USA having military advertisements unbased Italy being a faggot pacifist country
Apparently Ian got purple shorts, so he's going to have a stiffy during the fight
>>142211171Do we know for sure he actually cut all the way to 145 I thought he learned a few hours before weigh ins? Also for the second weigh-in he was at 161lbs
might have picked garry but i still hope he gets perma heemed
>>142211182Is this jawline achievable natty?
>>142211065The motel is full of families with kids and what I assume to be drug dealers and hookers
get Gordon in the ring
BBL DRIZZY
This will be a point fighting snoozer
>BBL Drizzy playingKek based Bruv
*flips you off*
>>142211210ortega is moving up to lightweight , poofc was that desperate to make this shit work
>>142211276>>142211279lollmao
>>142211138I'd love Joanna to rape me and joke me within an inch of unconsciousness
>>142211212dipshit do you really think Diego is weighing 155 on fight night
>no flagwhats the mvp lore there?
BBL GARRY
kek
BBL GARY
>>142211276>>142211279lol nice
>>142211303thats bbl garry you cazzie
these monkeydances need to stop
The similarities between Darren Till and Ian Garry are shocking.Both unbeaten 14-0 prospects.Both abandon their home land for Brazil.Both learn Portuguese, knock up a slag.Both become bums.Toilet Till, Latrine Ian.
Could you beat MVP in a dance battle?
Ahem, nigger.
>>142211330He fights for all peoples
>>142211294Gordon vs Guy
What does it mean when you assign BBL to someone's name?
MAIN CARDIN FULL SWING NOW ON BrettyGood (dot) coomJOIN US OR GET HEEMED
>>142211347I'm white
BBL DRIZZY!
GO WEIRD GOOFY STYLE BLACK MAN! BEAT THAT KEK GUY THAT WE DONT LIKE!
>no elite point fightersisn't sean strickland one?
>actually knowing what song is playingkill yourselves
holy cringe
guy fieri would zeem gordon ramsey
>>142211273UUUUU
black people are so sassy and funky and funny lol
>ALL the dorks itt knowing the name of the song
does he think this walk out is cool?
>>142211226thank you sarr
>>142211182Love this nigga. Masterchef, Kitchen Nightmares, Hell's Kitchen. All comfy kino.
>>142211330funded by the north korea, russia and saudis a mercenary for hire
I'll be heemed before the ige fight at this pace
>0 pop
>>142211300Anon, that WAS the good fights.
dancing on the way to the ring should get a 10% fine
I already picked Lopes.
>>142211349this single incantation destroys the chimp man
I hope this zesty nigga gets slept.
>>142211375story loss ngl
>>142211157godgers is him
MVP is going to get heemed.
>>142211385it's a meme song mate
>>142211361Brazillian Butt LiftIts a religious ritual for women where 10% of them die but 90% become fertility idols for the next generation. Its very primal.
>>142210957Thank you bing-bong sir
undertaker entrance was less cringy
>>142211321Retard cutting is physically strenuous. It's more difficult cutting more weight and returning to a heavier weight.
Let him cook
>>142211182Based Gordon doing a Mario Yamasaki reference
I hope this gay nigger gets slept
>Ian Garry is the favoriteTaking MVP is ez money tonight
>>142211330some reddit posts say some shit about how he feels like he represents more than one country so no lore i guess. probably just thinks england is racist or something
>>142211386no, he's playing 4D irony chess
If MVP was fighting anyone besides Garry, he would win the cringe of the night bonus
>>142211395cazzies never watched Bellator and one fight isn't enough to make them remember when he didn't get a ko
>nooo you can't have fun during your walkout
>>142211441kys shrimpdick
Rogies is frothing at the mouth over MVP
MVP about to lose a splitty by point fight running strat. Causals are about to SEETHE.
MVP Kino walkout
>>142211425Ok now read your original post again and think about it
>>142211452True and real
i like ian because hes milf enjoyer but still i dont like his persona+voice+annoying face. idk who to support.
>>142211182
MVP is good but his age is against himthe problem is you can look slow overnight at that age so even if he looks great last fight he could drop off
>>142211452based hitler
>>142211450>>142211452Troof
MaGODo Garry will heem
are you faggots ever not bitter contrarian gayboysmvp heems
Ian Garry CHADS.. WHERE ARE YOU??
ERIC CLAPTON KINO
Should have come out to cocaine
LAYLA GOT ME DOWN ON MY KNEES!
based clapton
>>142211452True and heterosexual
*sips*Ahh, now THIS, THIS is a walk out
BOOMER KINO HOLY SHIT
>1 of 6 active irish ufc fightersDid....they count Gooby?
>derek and the dominos
BOO GARRY FUCKLEYOOT
Garry point fight run strat was learned from Izzy. A new king of the FLEE has arrived.
His wife’s boyfriend definitely made him pick this song
>Laaaayyyyyyyyyllaaaaaaa
>>142211470ian is an insufferable little twati hope mvp bores us to a decision win and ian gets sent back to the gulags
did he just kiss charles olivera lmao
MVP NIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS WWA
Boomers win again
WHY DID IAN GARRY KISS CHARLES?
>>142211459What's with the shnozz on Meisha? Is she a jewess?
eric clapton because hes about to get his cheeks clapped
Garry? more likeGay
NEW THREAD YOU NIGGERFAGGOTS
>>142211480mvp is bad
might be the first time im rooting for the black fighter, ian my wife's son garry is that much of a faggot
The champion has a suit
I hope you Irish niggas hate this dude.
>>142211473I'm scared this might happen honestly
Cocaine > Layla
What should I start watching.
LET'S MF
oh shit olives gave him his rock
>>142211537They're both brazilian chutebox fighters
Has someone gone to teh Shrimp link? What is it
skibidi toilet rizz plus aura sigma on god fr
MVP is everything great about MMA, a showman, a heemer, and an honest family manBBL Garry is everything wrong with the world. A peaheaded point fighting cuck
>>142211554>>142211554>>142211554
>>142211532you wouldnt?
>>142211441the king of stream is here niggabongstream.live/fightsbongstream.live/fights-2
SHARTLES
>>142211557yaarr saarr lets motherfuck!!
>>142211539>>142211540
>>142211557zesty muppet lookin ass nigga
>he was on his boik the entoir foight ye total coward refewsed to stand with me ye little bellator tick yeSOON
Is Charlie fucking Layla?
why did boomers make the best music
>>142211248I don't know how to phrase it better. intelligence is something I've paid attention to my whole life and it's harder to diagnose the less someone talks. but I've known smart and dumb "silent" people and Pereira reminds me of the smart ones for sure. he hesitates, he calculates, he gives "knowing looks". meanwhile a dumb person just sort of lives in the moment, no second thoughts, less hesitation, less curious looking around etc.
NEW THREAD FUCKING WHEN
Did he actually change his name to his wife’s ex husband??? Or is that true?
>>142211555go greet some people and be kind like the soft faggots you guys are
Based walkout
garry does not have enough pressure to beat mvpthey're both going to play the izzy counterstriker bullshit game and mvp is going to be faster
>>142209660ProchazkaLopesSmithChiassonGarry
>>142211568Based and truthpilled
>>142211562i ran it through urlscanner, just looks like a streaming site brah but i aint going there
>>142211538>Meisha>that nose>needs to askNoticing needs to improve, anon.
>>142211549samei picked MVP but I just feel unsure. If Garry beats him and he looks fine fair enough but if MVP looks off it'd just feel shitty. There's such an age gap already
4.5 inch reach with same height is wild
>>142209660I already picked LopesUse this please >>142170417
>>142211602>no second thoughtsyep some people dont even have internal voice
ian garry finna be shootin like he from texas mark my words.
GARRY BY SCURRY POINT FIGHT FLEE RUNNING.
>>142211482Ian MaKEKo Garry
>74.5" reach at 6'3
inc pointfighting sparing chessmatch
>>142210491nothing it's about the distributor
>>142211673for the record, those inner thoughts don't have to be verbal. there can still be *something* going on - or not.
>>142211718hi again
BBL GARRY LFG
mvp can't handle a grappler i'm telling you
Turned Garry into a crotchsniffer
>>142211894Cry faggot, grappling is based.
do people actually listen to these ads and think it's time for me to get a crypto.com card
told you garry was fraudin when he said he would stand with mvp
heem tappy
>>142211916Only person who's crying is you apparently, it's just a story loss for Ian
>>142211936For sure, tax cattle always think it's their lucky day to be a winner.
>>142212013All bellator fighters are signed to make bigger names for the career UFC fighters. Just look at Alverez and Chandler. When will you learn, casual? I may not like Garry, but it's all too easy to spot feed matchups.