olivi feet
anime
hope garry heems the upitty nigga
we love Carrot here
Does anyone here actually see Jiri winning this?
OOOOOOOOH IAAAAN MAACHAAADDOOOOOOOOOOOH IAAAN MAAXHAAADDOOO
I hope they heem each other
this fight is about to be a slurper
Ian has a car bomb in his cuck pocket, BTFO incoming.
when do the good fighters start. nothing has happened in half an hour
BBL Garry
Bro I am so. High. (On Ian Garry)
Why did they drag out the corpse of Michelle Waterson for the undercard?
>>142211589garry is a potato nigger
MVP heems the gay
>>142211554Fuck Dana
someone post a link, steambeast is acting up
Most Valuable Primate is cringe.
/bruv/brosTonight we fucking establish dominance once again over those PADDY FUCKING SHITS
https://discord.gg/s3xTZQd6 come watch with the boys
who names their son venom
Is he from the Machado family? They havent mentioned it
if they could both be the first death in the octagon that'd be sick. realistically garry runs circles around mvp though, anywhere he wants it
>shits pants in the thread
>hes not used to fighting someone as long as MVPJoe is gay for black dudes right?
>boy on boy violence I just hope they don't hurt each other:(
What is the Shrimp Link? has anyone actually gone to it
>>142211622he went life and death with THE geoff neil?
>>142211638Ctrl+f “bong” in last thread
*enters*
Hope both fags lose
CAM ON FOIGHTERS, SCORE SUM FOOOOOOOKIN 'EEMS
>>142211623about an hour
>AI KIZUNA IS BACKTHIS IS A SIGNAL WE ARE FUCKING BACK, MVP BROS WE ARE SO FUCKING BACK
If Garry doesn't win this the irish aren't white.
MVP's mannerisms make a lot more sense when you realize the blacks have the highest rates of homosexuality
>>142211554Webm of the Pyfer KO?
Have to cheer for the black bull in this one
FUCK IT, POST IT
bruce looking sharp tonight
>>142211622You can't act hard while being this effortlessly zesty.
LET'S MFs
>cuck bouncing on an invisible cockchrist
MVP with 4 and a half inches more of BBC than machados swc
i just hate DC so, so muchI can't stand himjust so low IQ and blackcan't stand that irish cuck eitherimagine being a man and changing your name to that of your 45-year-old macaco wife.imagine speaking portuguese at home because your wife's sons are macacos and her bull lives with you.
>>142211661Nah but I wouldn't open it brah
>>142211698
>>142211554preps the thread
Cuck Garry about to get FLATLINED
ian garry has the faggiest tattoos i ever seen bruh fr
HOLY FUCKKK IAN IS OUT COLD
>>142211686Send MVP your anime power guys
>Military adds everywhereYall yanks going to war somewhere again?
Purple shorts look kino on Gary. Reminds me of those lego knights in different colors
MVP HEEMS
>>142211679based, those dirty ROBOT AI or RIGGERS as I like to call them... will not ever be treated with respect
MVP WILL hand and Garry's peahead wont hold up like Holland's GOAT-tier chin. BBL is getting heemed.
>>142211717i fucking hate dc's commentary. he's already ruined two moments tonight telling his boring ass personal anecdotal stories about wrestling and all that bullshit
fags
TOTAL ARYAN VICTORY
>>142211743military recruiting has plummeted
>>142211722umm hes the betting favorite chud
why does Mazzulla have headphones on lol
BRUVS BRUVS BRUVS BRUVS BRUVS BRUVS BRUVS BRUVS BRUVS BRUVS BRUVS BRUVS BRUVS BRUVS BRUVS BRUVS BRUVS BRUVS BRUVS BRUVS BRUVS BRUVS BRUVS BRUVS BRUVS BRUVS BRUVS BRUVS BRUVS BRUVS
>>142211721Why does Charles dress like that
Ian Machado Garry ChadsSTAND UP
THE FUTURE
Whats with these faggots getting right up on Bruce Buffer like that?
>Viaplay made this a PPV because they thought McGregor would fight (you just need a subscription for all other UFC events)
check em
This "machado" shit is extremely annoying
Mazzula's son heems Hap.
>>142211717dude has blimped up he must be eating twinkies by the dozen
OOOOOHH THEY'RE FEINTING
>>142211554How is Ian more muscular than MVP even though he's a basedcuck vegan? Protein from his bulls cum?
>>142211741\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/
Why did they show that ugly little niglet?
>>142211720First time i wish for a fight to end in a decision. I don't want to see Alex or Jiri getting heemed
LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETSSS FUUUUUUUUUUUUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
If MVP wins this I'm taking a karate class
>>142211554Hello nerds and virgins
So I have a problem heem…a few weeks ago I was sparring at my local gym. The first few round were fine, but my sparring partner threw a heavy low kick. I checked it of course, but ever since my leg has been scabbing over from the impact I guess. Is this bad? I’m not sure if I should go to the doctor or not. Thoughts?
Zesty ass fighters.
both these dudes seem like huge wankers
That's the bluest looking purple I've ever seen
>purpleDidn't know Anik was color blind
who is winning i am walking the dog can't follow
i gotta shit bad but i dont wanna miss this fight
>>142211780He has tism, loud noises scare him
what are we grubbing on? for me its casa de mama trio de carne and powerade blue. european chads rise up
kek
>>142211818they are
NOOOOOOOOOOO ANIMEEEEEEEEEE
umm when is that mcgregor guy fighting?
FUCK. Garry gonna win. MVP bros...
>BBL Garry wrestling from the first minuteBiggest story loss of all time. Do irish really claim this faggot?
oh you a wrestler now
HEEM SNIFFY
crotchsniffer faggot
Wow MMA Joey was right. Peean will just grapplefuck him. GOD DAMNIT
MVPs faces kkkkk
Turned him into a wrestler.
SLUUUUURP
>crypto dot com credit cardoh say can you see
mvp bros...
ITS OVER MVP BROS WE GOT TOO COCKY
>>142211743taiwan callin
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH HES HUGGING
btfo lol
>Make Ian wrestlefuckMVP won the story
>HES DONE>HES OUT
UH OH TAPPY TIME
>>142211838The nigger is losing
>>142211775Why? Thought ya'll loved that shit
HEEEM TAPPY!!!!!!!
>>142211890
Cuckchado with the story loss already
LEL LEL LEL
>>142211831define win
em vee peepee
I CAN'T BREATHE
Did he really add machado to his name to please his ex wifes husband???
>>142211741on it
alright this time i genuinely thought mvp was done as well
kek, more like, mvpee
how fucking onions is ian for not being able to finish that jesus
KWA
mvp fucking sucks what the fuck
>he's doneohmygodhesout
Owari Da
I expected MVP to get grapple fucked eventually but not by Ian Garry.
I never liked Page
lmao least valuable primate
Gary just licked his sweat crystals WTF
he's gotta be careful this might start a summer of riots in the US
He tapped.
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH MVP
HEEM THAT FAGGOT MVP
>>142211789Why is he obsessed with being nude
dance your way out black boy
>HE'S OUTshut the fuck up Joe
ZAMN
>it's tight>he's done...>he's out
I would have gotten nervous for MVP, but Joe Rogan said he was done so I knew he was about to get right out
O ITS TIGHTHES OUT HES OUT
GARRY IS SO FUCKING BAD HOLY SHIT HOW DID HE GET OUT
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH ITS TIGHT OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH ITS NOT
That’s why Ian went to Chute Boxe
>Crowd chanting MVPGarry has to be the most unanimously despised fighter in the sport
>>142211979cocaine
>mvp is 37
He's got to roll towards his left side. He's got to roll towards his left side! HE'S GOT TO ROLL TOWARDS HIS LEFT SIDE!!!
OHHHHHH HE'S SNIFFING FOR DEAR LIFE
>he survives thatnvm, mvp zeems him round2
>Fully conscious fighting the choke>"He's out"Joe is a retard
>>142211999checked
I didn't realize how much I wanted MVP to win until just now. FUCK
Holy fuck that is pathetic. Take the fucking Machado out of your fucking name. Horrendous.
OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH IT'S TIGHT
Joe Rogan talking like a doomer >it's over....
>>142212002ian was reminded of saint floyd thats why he let it go
Ian Machado Garry bros this is going well
Garry 10-8.
Go MVP
MVP has no BJJ game at all
>Ian in charge of submissions
stand them up ffs
>no trumpim out
nice choke faggot
Ian Faggy is just gassing himself for rd 2
>>142212017how does it feel to know that GSP would still fuck up the top 15?
how he didn't shoke him yet?
>>142212029real?
garry bros...that sub attempt was cringe
can some bjj fag explain how mvp didnt die thereis it because his pencil neck
Bellator bros wtf is this ground game
>>142211999
Impressed by Michael's poise there.
joe and DC saying "it's tight" literally means it's absolutely not tight
10-8 ROUND
link?
god, just shut the fuck up joe rogan you stupid faggot
how did ian fail
OHHHHHHHHHHHH IT'S TIGHT!!!!!
what did he mean by this
How did Garry fuck up that choke?
Dude is literally too weak to do a proper rear naked choke
story loss for machado, couldn't even finish a pure striker with a full round on his back llolKWAB
Ian is a coward. Did anyone not see this coming?
>>142212067BASED
page looked terrified
>>142212076Fought the hands succesfully
MVP IS GOING TO HEEM NIGGARRY IN THE SECONDHUFFING THE JOCKS FOR DEAR LOIFE
>>142212069>>142212072kek
story loss fir gay
10-8 machado
>>142212090https://weakspell.to/mma-boxing/ufc-303/165662/
Somebody give me a single fucking reason ever why rounds are a thing? Like seriously 1 decent fucking reason
has this nigga never practiced wrestling the fuck
>>142212076garry not enough squeeze, he had it locked
>>142212090Viaplay
Ian fucking sucks lol
>>142212086It did look tight desu Miracle mvp got out
>>142212073It is real. It's my cat.
are smelling salts good for you? thinking about swapping out caffeine for them in the morning
>>142212072Joe said he's in danger so he magically escaped the choke, this is the black magic jiri was talking about
Unironic 10-8
>>142212099retarded
I can't stop smoking bongs
OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>142212101It's all that tofu
Garry about to zeem this nigga then do his gay lil dance
>>142212085The fault was not mine, sir...
>>142212032Machado is his wife's name lol
Pagebros what happened, he was so dominant against those bellator cans andkevin holland
What's up with that Gay ass color of trunks ?
>>142212098>oh lawdy lawd
>one training camp at Chute Box>effortlessly take the back and nearly submit MVPLMAO, complete bellator can
This dude and his yella feet
Called it Garry would beat MVP.
>>142212076It was a shitty RNC and he was on his side the entire time so it's hard to jam your forearm into the trachea.also MVP is a dawg
>>142212090https://plus.espn.com/
ez night for ian mvp cant into wrestling
>>142212086(((golderg))) was too unprofessional apparently
>>142212076Garry didn't use his head to help the choke and then he went palm to palm and didn't squeeze. He has no fucking idea how to finish a RNC.
pereira finna zeemst that nigga jerry
>>142212099poor grip strength. Probably doesn't do enough endurance lifting and acid builds up quickly
>>142212136don't think the buzz lasts too long with salts b
Is DC really a good guy? Isn’t he known to cheat and eye poke
wtf where's MVP's corner? where's the towel guy , stoolman, cutman
why does reddit hate Machado Garry?
>>142212142Based weedhead
I mean MVP's last title fight in Kekkator was just a wrestlefuck.
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH
God what a fucking mess.Goddamit.
>>142212076his kept his chin down and didn't expose his neck
>>142212076The gloves likley didnt give Gary the space he needed to sink it deep enough
>>142212063
its over mvp nearly put him out
MVP HEEMS . NUMBAS SAY SO
MVP will heem him. Trust the plan.
>>142212189good point liz
whoever wins, we all loset. justin trudeau
>People score that round 10 - 8Retards
Why didn't Ian just make him tap?
Ian “The Student” Machado Garry
All bellator fighters are signed to make bigger names for the career UFC fighters. Just look at Alverez and Chandler. When will you learn, casual?s I may not like Garry, but it's all too easy to spot feed matchups.
>le conor mcgregor clone is slower than a 37 year old smellator veteran
ian is scared in the stand up game
HAHAHAHAHAHAH changed his name for a 41 year old whore that isn’t even known by that name
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMMMM soon
>>142212209you don't know the scoring criteria
yellow card for timidity
Dude Ian is terrified to throwHas he thrown more than 10 strikes?
>learning is a unique trait in MMAGrim
fuck shrimpbongstream.live/fights
Dude MVP WILL get knocked tf out eventually. Maybe not this fight but eventually He can't be fighting with his hands down like this, he isn't gonna get far
wow garry lay n praying
bro's name is Machado lol
>>142212150Find a rope, find a chair, and make your parents smile for the first time in your miserable life. You have been a failure your entire life, I can only hope you succeed this one time.
>>142212228It's hilarious he's not even trying to throw a punch when MVP doesn't defend his head at all
The absolute state of Ireland
>MVP, a bellator perennial contender has the best striking in WWPoofc is a joke
zesty
MVP by knee on throat submission
garry getting smoked in the feets
>dc telling stories about his son's football practice>joe follows it up talking about karate pointfightingget new fucking commentators man
this is a semen slurper and make no mistake
yknow, my son plays football
>>142212246>>142212248it's joever
PROPER IRISH SISSY
MVP looks like the REALLY wants to try a spinning kick
>biggest Conorcel in mma history>jock snifferNot a story loss, but story death
anyone have a qrd on that shrimp poster? why do they push it so hard here?
>scores your fight
Garry shouldn't even try for a sub again and just throw.
what are the rules about kegging your opponent
>>142212209Yes you are
>>142212262he actually did it just now
>>142212254All bellator fighters are signed to make bigger names for the career UFC fighters. Just look at Alverez and Chandler. When will you learn, casuals? I may not like Garry, but it's all too easy to spot feed matchups. Free money from Dana IMO.
>>142212254>Dude MVP WILL get knocked tf out eventually.nice prediction Nostradamus
>HUG SLURPA SLOPPAIAN LOST THE STORY
>>142212136They dont actually know but most studies kinda hedge that they arent great for you
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
DC's voice sounds shot already
>ya know my son plays football I love DC’s off the cuff bullshit banter, it’s kino as fuck
>>142212264I saved the picture you sent, guess who jacking off to it tonight!
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST CLINCH YOU HAVE TO LET HIM BLITZ IN AND OUT UNTIL HE HEEMS YOUbased Machado Garry fighting the smart fight
>>142212282I wonder if people actually visit his site
>dives for a heelhookwhat a retard
>>142212254Anyone with any boxing skill could destroy MVP just walking him back with the jab
Booo
Not watching this shite
OKAY I PULL OUT
OOOOOHHHHHHH GARRY SNIFFED HIM
Why don’t fighters go to the fucking Thai Clinch when they got the fucking guy against the cage anymore
>ITS IN PRETTY DEEPwhat the fuck is joe watching
Alright just how shit is Kevin Holland?
garry winning doe
>>142212282I think he started spamming on the live PD threads on /pol/ when people wouldn't use his shit stream, then he went to other live events spamming too. He hops IPs every time he's banned and keeps fucking spamming. I hate him so much it's unreal.
>>142212292That's a hard no
Can Joe shut up already? >it's over>he's in trouble>this is done
IT'S DEEP!i mean.. it's not all the way in, but..ok he's out
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH(it's nothing)
IT'S PRETTY DEEPHE'S OUT
why dont they just swang
i hope adalaide byrd and sal d'amato give MVP the 30-27 just for what a massive homo machado is
>le leg lock meme
>machado
mvpee's round I guess
AHAHA ITS A SHIT FIGHT
>>142212229This guy seriously took his wife's last name? KWAB
>>142212345Gatekeeper tier He and masvidal would have been a good fight
Page needs to commit to his feints and straight shots more
19-19
>>142212363fuck off
>>142212352Joe says the opposite of reality every time
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM soon
Ian Garry with a story loss of major proportions tonight
>>142212353KEK those coments...
20-17 GarryRound 1 was a 10-8.
Kwaboty shartega pulled out
living in vegas seems oddly comfy
did joe smoke DMT before this shit this is the worst ive ever seen him calling lmao
>hes in real trouble here>ok he's out
machado throwing every guaranteed win
LOL FAGGOT CAN'T EVEN DO A HEEL HOOK OR RNC RIGHTIT'S OVER
i woke up to this and im still pissed
>can't even choke out a geriatric Bellator wrestlelet
>>142212351why though
It's 1 - 1
ian fucking sucks
Ian Garry is a masterclass negro wrangler
HAHAHA
>FLYING KNEE ATTACK!!! LE EPIC!joe is an actual 8 year old
>throwing kicks from 20 feet away in a desperate attempt to get some respect on the feet
MVP won that round but judges are giving it to Garry
https://discord.gg/s3xTZQd6 come tune in if you dont got a stream
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
ian has nothing for him in the feet jesus
what the fuck is the ref's problem
ITS IN PRETTY DEEPHE'S NOT ALL IN BUT WITH THOSE LONG LEGS...
cucknado is so shit hahahahaahahahah
Round 1 was not a 10-8
bloody hell if MVP had more activity he'd be cruising this fightIan Garry's arms were obviously heavy from the grappling, he's not used to fighting like that
>>142212380just keep reporting it for spam
LETS GO EM BI PEE
1-1
Mvp is winning the story.
what a terrible fight
Do you think Ian is suffering in this fight from his reverence of black men
>>142212264bro who tf is this?
KWAB
Ian gonna shoot straight away.
Garry needs a takedown.>>142212395Controlling someone and not dealing damage isn't 10-8 cazzie
>>142212400It's good to visit but living there is cringe, dry heat is obviously better than humidity but that shit still sucks.
>>142212400id imagine all your neighbours would be ultra boomers who are there to slap pokies for 12 hours a day slowly burning through their childrens inheritance
LMAO imagine losing a round to 40-year-old meme fighter and claiming to be a title contender.
MVP is legit as fuck standing ngl.
chutebox is fucking trash
The cuck is still gonna win on points if MVP doesn't finish him in the 3rd.
Ian is going to be a faggot and go to the ground asap
MVP is pillowfisted asf
IANS STRIKING IS ACTUALLY SO SHIT
>>142211554Machado getting his head snapped back and all his grappling is weak as piss
>>142212451yep
>fucked up a fully in RNC>fucked up a fully locked in heel hookHow?
>>142212452>be slower than a person 11 years older than you at the end of their career>winning the story
This fight is coming down to a robbery
>>142212330>I got to womans flyweight
If the spammer could fucking stop so I can see my actual (You)s, that would be great
>>142212482anti-heem equipment has been deployed
>>142212250I've been using the same site aggregator for 5 years I don't know how people can't find a stream I don't understand how people are dumb
PILLOW HANDS MVP KEK
All bellator fighters are signed to make bigger names for the career UFC fighters. Just look at Alverez and Chandler. When will you learn, casuals? I may not like Garry, but it's all too easy to spot feed matchups. Ian will win a splitty or get rounds 1,3.
Ian knows he can't stand with MVP. Ian's gonna fish for grapples
>>142212445I have no idea who that is, but I can just tell he's probably Turkish
>>142212477don't talk about your own countrymen like that
My nigger MVP finna win me my parlay I ain’t even gon hold you
Ian has a good chin?
I'm surprised Ian isn't using more low kicks, that's how Lima in Bellator knocked MVP down and out.
>>142212486Black man is slippery as fuck right now
>>142212502I always assume people asking for a stream are either zoomers or feds
Ian's grappling sucks
>>142212490ayyy lmfao
>>142212465Khamzat Chimaev vs Kamaru Usman.
>pulls full guard
lmao
major story loss for ian cuckchado gayry here
This fight would be better with K-1 rules and you know it.
>>142212529and his striking suckshmm
White cuck leaping for BBC
>>142211554I hate Machoman Gaybaby so much its unreal. And I'm going to hate him even more, some how, six minutes from now they give the decision to Garry
IAN FAGRRY NEEDS TO BE FUCKING CUT KEK WHAT A FUCKING FAGGOT KEK
>body triangle from the bottom
Most Venomous Pee
>>142212529GARRY HAS NO HOPE on the feets and on the ground he looks like an amateur lmao
>>142212520Page is pillowfisted, most of his KOs were against bums or off of surprise memeshit
this is what my girlfriend likes to pull on me
>>142212520sort off. He might be overreacting the punches or they must not be as hard as they look
uh oh Garrysisters
HAHAHAHAHA GARRY IS SO SHIT
download call of duty mobile guys
that random shilling from Anik made me kek for some reason
MVP can just lay here and win now. Hilarious.
>>142212504He’s rocking him constantly. Cuck Machado might get slept If he doesn’t keep clinching his wifes new bull
What cope do you think ian will spit out after a boring decision win?
>Machado-GarryIts usually the wife who does this
>this is the 7th ranked WWjust how shit is 170?
>dad walks in
>resorting to wrestlefucking a bellator bum
>>142212558Is surprise memeshit one of the best techniques in MMA?
it's just not a real sport and it's also very gay
>striker vs striker ends up mostly on the ground
>>142212569>>142212570okay alien nigga
Macaco bros we got too cocky
when will these bums get the memo that jujitsu doesn't work off your back
stand them up already
the frequency that joe chooses to say the full "ian machado garry" has cult vibesjust call him fucking ian or garry holy shit
garry is fucking shit on the ground bro
>>142212572Anik is such a little mouthepiece jester
Ian Garry reminds me of that kid running around the restaurant screaming his head off
MVP sucks at grappling
faggot
cuckchado wont even swing at em
I hope MVP gets a memey KO against the Soirish cuck
Will Ian make MVP his wife's new BBC bull after tonight?
desperation mode
>>142212569>>142212570
>>142212600they're trying to build a star.
literally wwe. wtf was that takedown
>cuckan cuckado cucky
it's funny that the judges are going to rob mvp despite garry landing absolutely nothing on him
What is Ian Garry supposed to be good at?
>>142212595Gi does. Nogi doesnt. People are retarded what can I say
>>142212584if you have the athletics for it. It's like if you're a magician, you want to have a different animal in the hat. Otherwise you get known as the "meme" shit guy like Cung Le
>Geoff Neal had a war with Shavkat and lost to this bumHow shit is WW? Pisslam heems all these bums
I think Irishboy will lose on a decision.
based crowd aint havin this shit
>Garry has become a boring grapple fucker Yawn
mvp has literally 0 TDD holy shit
>>142212558Page can crack he just doesn't throw combinations.
>annoying loud add playing while Rogan is talkingKeep it classy Diana White
I WANT A REFUND
Neither of them really look like they're sweating.
based garry causing a mega-seethe 29-28
FOTY
>>142212581the drizzling>>142212604he's got the genetics
>>142212646anal
Garry has controlled the fight
Both guy looked bad
>>142212570Shut the fuck up alien scum
>>142212595Speak the truth, brother. The (((gracies))) will seethe.
does MVP not have a corner?
Extremely low IQ standing up
In retrospect I'm glad this wasn't on 304
Ian Garry takes it, 30-26.
>>142212669blame cuckrry
the fans won
whats this retards IQ
Garry 28-27 by slurpfest
>>142212658Judges will rob MVP sadly
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>Hes trying the same techniques the bull does to his wifeMakes that think huh
Conor-esque
How is this not stalling? Ref step in
Ian is such a faggot
>Ian Garry Ranked #7>MVP Ranked #14
cut mvp
shoulve been a 5 round fight
Fuck, Gary is going to get a split decision.
>>142212654every division above bantamweight is shit
>>142212646filming his wife get fucked by other men
Latrine Ian
massive story loss for garry
what a shit fight
Ian won desu
lol
Colby won, unironically
Garry is so lame it's a shame Dana shoves him down our throat
>>142212649You now remember Tony "El Cucuy" Ferguson.
These faggot refs just let them stall on these positions way too long
mvp is retarded
Cut both these fags.
>Prospect is going to get the [rigged] decision win>Picks heemd
Garry fights like such a fucking pussy
Impressive defence by the bounce monkey
Ian 2-1 Good win.
trash fight
both these guys are fucking shit bums cut em
Ian Garry really made this fight suck dicks lmao
mvp won but they'll give it to bbl garry
This Garry guy give me cuck vibes
MVP Rounds 2 and 3
Page is a retard
>raising his hands after sniffing MVP's neck for 3 rounds
>>142212710Payroll feeds the beast
>>142212750>>142212750>>142212750
>they picked michael "buck" pageLMFAO. picksbong, post the picks!
yet another dominate performance by garry. cant call him the future anymore his time is now
i dont think this semen slurping sport is for me
cut both of these bums
Very comical fight between cans
Standing up from guard is proof this fight is absolutely rigged
>>142212749>Good win.
Ireland explain yourselves
kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkthis was terribleI think the cuck won the third fuggg
mvp is retarded and garry is a faggot as usual
>>142212745did he land a single punch while standing?
this faggot ian is really gonna win lolmost boring fighter in the UFC
man garry turned that into a fucking stinker after talking all that shit about being a better striker. lmao. bro was wrestling as life support.
Gary 29-28
Le striking prodigy had to wrestlefuck a 40 year old Bellator reject. This doo totally runs through Shavkat.
SPLIT DECISION GARRY!!!
MVP winning would be a robbery.But the cuck doesn't deserve the win.
Ian is such a fucking butt boy.
Ian garry cant be talking shit after winning like this
Ian fucked that boy up
>>142212759He is an hetrophobe.
Garry unanimous decision
>>142212780no lol
Fucking gay. I hope they rob Garry because he didn't deserve that.
Garry is a fucking can
Based ian getting the split and making the chuddies seethe
trailblazer needs to be retroactively cut for losing to this bum
Whats gooby doing right now?
Surely Garry gets this. MPV couldn't defend shit.
They'll really tgive this shit to Ian because he sat on his back for two minutes in round 3
He has the point fighting style so he's dangerous
So bad my mind literally wiped a round from my memory.
it’s time we banned some form grappling like we banned some elbows
Honestly UFC guys are at just such a different level that other organizations guys
mvp would've died to Shavkat he's lucky to get exposed by ian
>>142212526If you can't figure out how use search engines and streaming sites, you don't deserve to get to watch.Also this should have been main event of a Fight Night so we get 5 rounds on gay buttsex instead of only 3.
slurper sportcome and watch a real sport /180/
Ian most likely won. Michael didnt do anything to defend the chokes round 3
draw
control time trumps all, the rules are clear
>>142212719I TOLD YOU RETARDS. JUST LIKE O'MALLEY v YAN, CUMSHOT v BURNS, GORDON v PADDY. THE RETARDS ON PAYROLL KNOW THIER PLACE. PROSPECTS ALWAYS GET SPLITTY.
>>142212829Probably blowing his coach.
VAR will save the nog
I want to see fagarry "fight" belal and watch as nothing happens for 3 rounds
Shavkat just needs to put Garey out of his misery. What a fraud
>>142212795Loved seeing Arman beat the dog shit out of this homosexual
>>142212516be carefulhe could heem you
garry is all fucking talk
Majority DRAWWWWWWWZZZZ
I can't wait for Gary to win then get on the mic and pretend he wasn't a total faggot
ian clearly won but also clearly looked bad
Robbed Garry is fucking crap lmao
>>142212871UFC is such a fake fucking sport with the rigged judging
This was fucking gay
fuck ian garry so much heem'd my picks being a boring faggot
After watching that fight I am fully convinced that Garry won, and MVP is the better fighter in equal measure.
>>142212883THE 3 round decision?
wonder what that new twisters movie is about
Well that fight proved nothing other than Garry is the second worst grappler in the division.
>>142212828Holland managed to lose to 2 different meme karate fighters.
>>142212864agreed and the rules (for point scoring) are shit.
>>142212883he's gay?
ian is irish khabib
ian garry fought 4 back to back blacck guys
I TOLD YOU RETARDS. JUST LIKE O'MALLEY v YAN, CUMSHOT v BURNS, GORDON v PADDY. THE RETARDS ON PAYROLL KNOW THIER PLACE. PROSPECTS ALWAYS GET SPLITTY.
>henry pee
should be a draw no one deserved to win
>>142212884because I called him Turkish or because he's Turkish?
Close fight but Garry stole it
>>142212932I hope its a remake of that classic tornado movie
>>142212851Most UFC fighters are dog ass now.10 ranked and up are the only ones worth watching
Ref should have stepped in half way through round 3
The Future is white
Ireland is white.
Boring ahh fight
>>142212904MVP very frustrating to fite tho. Unique style.
>>142212953>4 back to back blacck guyswhats that look like?
YEEAAAAAAAHHH FUCK YOU ALL IAN MACHADO GARRY FOREVER HE IS THE FUCKING GOAT HE IS THE GREATEST FUCKING FIGHTER TO EVER WALK THE EARTH IAN MACHADO GARRY IS A FUCKING GOD YOU ARE IN THE PRESENCE OF A GOD HE IS IMMACULATE HIS DISTANCING IS INTELLECTUALLY SOUND HIS GRAPPLING IS DOMINATING YOU CAN HATE ALL YOU WANT BUT IT SPEAKS FOR ITSELF IAN MACHADO GARRY IS THE MOTHERFUCKING>GREATEST>OF>ALL>TIME
Based Garry
>>142212954i made this lmao
Picks heemed.
Should've been a draw. Garry didn't do shit but hug all fight.
How do you grapple and avoid finishes like the plague?
> I'm da betta striker I'll knock him out> turns into a dagestani rasslerbitch ass
Ben Duffy scores the round: 10-9 Page (29-28 Page)Devin Tejada scores the round: 10-9 Page (29-28 Page)
>>142212936Nah Wonderboy is legit. He could stop a takedown when he wasn’t over 40.
>>142212932This time it's from the Tornado's point of view
Only time I've rooted for the black guy
why do they interview this faggot
God this fight and his behavior made me hate Garry even more. I didn't think it was possible to even hate him more for me >>142212961
>>142212932I'll give you a hint: the original title was a bit longer and the first word was "titty", but studio people meddled. they thought it was too crass.>>142212994the slightest bit of defensive wrestling would have turned that into an EZ win for mvp. frustrating for sure.
AS LONG AS YOU SURVUVE, YOU WILL BE PUSHED FORWARD. I TOLD YOU SPLITTY GOD GARRY WAS GETTING THE RUB.
>Tonight was an awesome fight
>>142212871Honestly, MVPs striking didn't get as close to ending the fight as the RNC attempt, and the other subs.I don't even disagree with giving him the decision. I just think he's a faggot, and this kind of performance against MVP makes me think he's going to get heemed or wrestlefucked in short order.
>>142212954It was a unanimous decision, and MVP clearly lost rounds 1 and 3.
>>142213023Dont insult Dagestanis like that
>>142213023lies. No Dogistani would've given up that rear naked choke. or given up that heel hook
le demian maia strategy
UFC needs a new patch, this meta has been played out
>>142213031kek
I hate garry so much
>>142212994Low kick and basic grappling, literally all it takes. Ian didn't even need the kicks to do it.
based macaco Garry. honorary brasileiro
Brazil please disown this faggot
Imagine trying to sound this cool after a performance like that.>I wanted to prove I'm the better striker>But I'm not so...Fuck this wanker.
This crowd doesn't cheer for anyone
>>142213007It's the truth. The UFC circus adds these "prospects" aka entertainers amid other fights with lesser ranking stakes that are more organic. Sad state of affairs, anons.
honestly, they should run this back
>>142213055The punches rocked him. Submissions that fail are no better than a punch that completely misses.
>>142213056r3 is basically venom's damage vs ian garry on his back for 2 minutes with no damage and choke not close.
>Shogun and wanderlei in the audienceHell yeah
why the hell this cuck thinks he's brazilian LMAOonly thing weirder than this is when I saw a group of japanese people playing brazilian music and dancing Capoeira on my trip to Japan
coby vs ianwho wins
>>142212958because he just feels like it
>>142213144they should make MVP do a month of just wrestling defense, then run it back. he clearly didn't expect Garry to go full wrestler.
>>142213055Can not imagine him beating Leon or Shavkat after a performance like that.
>>142213136i know b, i know too well
>>142213128they salty they not getting connor
>>142212883calm down, it was a decision
>>142213158What damage? Gary's elbows from the bottom were the most significant strikes that round.
>THE SPHERE
Best fite next. Pouring a beer.
>>142213146>Submissions that fail are no better than a punch that completely missesThat's not what the judging criteria says, inb4 "implying the judges read the judging criteria"
>>142213172>irish brazilian>czech samuraiIT'S 2024 YOU BIGOT
Ianchads we march on
>>142213172He has Mackenzie Dern disease
WMMA on PPVMy favourite, I can prepare more snacks
>>142213196If Jews ran Schaub he would be a lot more successful than he actually is >>142213217They better drag out every meme mexican they can find
>>142213184He's 40 years old and has been doing mma forever. He's not learning wrestling now.
>>142213204LOVE how no-one has even mentioned him tonight kek (not here, not on the PPV)
>>142213185Inshallah Shavkat ragdolls this cuck
More like Ultimate Hugging Championship
>>142213172>prof. JaspionLMAO
>>142213216he clocked ian in the exchange that had garry "pulling guard" (lmao) in the first minute.
>>142213055The "performance" was exactly that, retard... look at all of MVPs fights and tell me it isnt a spectacle... I am not a fan of any of these faggots. You can root for whatever you want, but I am just speaking the truth of the "fight GAME'. Ian was always going to win a splitty, making MVP still marketable, filling UFC fight night shows with fans, and Ian can keep being undefeated and a prospect. UFC has to fill out the roster with characters for all types of fans, including those who are labeled hated by the refs... why do you think fighters are hailed "The people's champ". If you stay around long enough its all clear as day... I just need something to kill time and I like mixed martial arts.
SKIP
>woman fight next See you guys in 45 minutes or so
God I have a horrible feeling that Alex is going to lose.
Portuguese is such a stupid sounding language
>>142213196Great imagine bro.
How can anyone deny that these "women" are obviously testosterone'd up
>>142213349Nice of the UFC to give us this toilet break in the middle of their main card.
>>142213372It sounds like Spanish but with cotton balls in the mouth
What you guys doing during WMMA fights?
>>142213396Everyone's on steroids, especially with USADA gone.
what kind of muttoid abomination is maya silva? american?
>>142213355Don't lose faith bro. All these picking Jiri are cazzies. Screenshot this.
>>142213237Like a missed punch, a failed sub attempt only wastes energy and puts you out of position. They should be scored equally (ie worth next to nothing)
>>142213396Their voices sound so feminine
just checked in bros hows the card going
mvp is never getting close to getting close to the belt, they should match him only against people with zero wrestling to at least try to get some cool heems out of his last years
>>142213056My bad, I had it muted.>>142213196You are the man, anon. I'll be looking for you flag and based posting style in future threads. I will be namefaging.
>>142213372It sounds like Russians trying to speak Spanish. I kinda like it ngl
I unironically want to cum inside Mayra's pussyI bet her pussy feels scorching hot and wet
Is this… a … boy???
>>142213442>>142213355Reddit Pereira is going to get heemed
>>142213447Sarcasm?
>>142213372Have you even heard Swedish?
One fight is a coincidence, two fights is a patternIan turns into a pussy every time he meets someone with powerI think Shavkat and JDM would annihilate him, he can't fight like that against guys who have been in the fire with accomplished grapplers like them
>>142213476Her clit is probably so big that she could fuck you with it
>>142213528Shavkat is shit on the feet though
This bitch has a face like she needs to poo really bad
>>142213534Hot
Bueno Silva is kind of a qt
>>142213476>scorching hotNever seen someone describe STI's that way but flag checks out.
Nothing better than a bull dyke pillow fight
>>142213588I have fucked lots of ugly brown women and they always have the hottest pussiesits like they are more fertile or something
>>142213444They aren't. Effective grappling is submission attempts, and they're judged on how close they are to ending the fight. Someone immediately slipping out an armbar is basically worthless; someone fighting off an RNC over the course of a minute is worth more. So theoretically, if the standup is pitter pattern, fighter A with the slipped armbar, and fighter B with the RNC that the other guy had to fight out of, fighter B is supposed to get the round. This is how effective striking is supposed to be judged as well.
>>142213458MVP put on an insane performance. Horrible takedown defense but kept mvp at bay with kicks.
cute tomboy
>>142213654MVP so good that he fought himself?
Does Dana White do a clit inspection of these female fighters?
Guess I'll go grab some food while these things fight it out.
>>142213279bullshit arguments. he upgraded from the nobody-watches-this league to the UFC and he's only 37, not the scary 40. every fighter constantly practices new skills, and mvp can improve his defensive wrestling a lot with literally a crash course that lasts a month. right now he has none. didn't you see him panicking in the first round? it's only machado being kinda clueless and slow as well that saved him.
>>142213561Shavkat knocked Garry out in sparring Coincidentally, after that sparring session Garry turned into a pussy Garry also got hospitalized by Leon of all peopleHe doesn't have confidence in his chin at all, he was scared for his life against Neal
>>142213500Maybe a litty
>>142213677I do, with my tongue
>>142213654Im confused anon
>>142213701>and he's only 37There has been a singular welterweight who managed to win a title fight past the age of 35, and he fought Darren fucking TillYou have to give title dreams a rest
>>142211741\o/
>>142213769fucking strawman out of nowhere. who talked about winning titles? we're talking about beating ian fucking cuckold garry.
Can some bitch ass cuck basedboy make the next thread please? Thanks. And hurry up
Is Silva a dyke? Chaisson certainly is
What's in it for Dana to have women fights in the first place? Isn't he le ultimate capitalist that could make more money just putting another couple of guys on the card?
guess I'll take the trash out
>>142213887>What's in it for Dana to have women fights in the first place?big company deals. some company in the mix must be insisting on a women's division, therefore the UFC has a women's division these days.no industry is doing this for profit. everybody knows women's sports will NEVER be profitable in any sense. it's ideological and it comes from the top.
>>142213673>>142213748MVP didn't lose to ian Machado Gary tonight he was defeated by his own lack of wrestling.
I would like chick fights if the women looked womanly and attractive like Ronda, instead of straight up being men but more weak and boring
>>142213963I think sheeming is more entertaining than most women's sports desu
>>142213887lol dana doesnt decide anything, his jewish handlers tells him waht to put on and their wish is his command
YUUUUGGGGLY
Serious damage right now, anon are missing so much right now.
That's the worst cut I've ever seen. The chicks always fuck each other up.
And the crowd goes mild
How surprised would you be to find out Macy Chiasson was heterosexual?
>>142214265Shes married to a female "flute professor" (lol)
>>142213993Yeah back in her heyday Ronda was a fucking fox
>>142214365>the one thin girl in New Orleans has to be the one lesbian that's not fat
Aspinall should fight Jones or Stipe, who understandably want nothing to do with him and want to leave with a big paycheck.Terrible situation.
Tito Ortiz used to call Dana the day before he fights and say "I'm not showing up unless you pay me more money"
The UFC is so sick man, I'm so thankful that I get to watch such a spectacle. Dana gets hated a lot but he's truly captured lightning in a bottle
