>>142205193
ball
Don't try to tell me what pain is brother.HH
>stankees>stinkees>stunkees>bankees>crankees>fuckees>suckees>buttkees>asskees>poopkees>shitkees>feceskees>bowelmovementkees
Today is a Good Pablo day.
>>142216289>bucees
Not looking great for the boys but there's still a lot of game left
>>142216293buxton figured out how to hit with two strikes league is FUCKED
Mariners.... tomorrow!
>>142216282You get your ass fucked raw tonight too? I lost a bet with my bud on the Giants game and he wasn't gentle I was talking a lot of shit tho
>>142216338Sometimes we get lucky.
>>142216282At least you have the *flips note*Krakens and Seahawks?
>>142216346Big if true. He's started like 90% of his ABs at 0-2 this year.
Good shit Crouse.
I heard there is a certain Maid Cubs fan in these threads, is there proof of this?
>>142216370h-haha yeah.
Uh, I don't think "reactionary" means what you think it means, Glen Perkins.
>>142216394it's spelled "male" not "maid", retard.
>>142216382god I know it>foul off>immediately take called strike two>take the freebie uncompetitive ball outside the zone>whiff it's been tough, but he's been so much more on time and on target the last couple weeks or so
Metsiners.
Burying my face in Cubspie's ass and devouring it like a beef wellington.
>>142216366I'll never count them out on the home field, I believe they can win this series
>>142216462Now THIS is broship! Look and learn, playas
>>142216462based>>142216463you have to wait your turn with her.
>>142216462Hey buddy this feels a little antimetsinersism-y. Not cool.
IKF is based
>>142216413I look like this and I say this.
>>142216462mets are obviously the bottom in this relationship but i don't know if its gayer to get fucked in the ass by a dude or to fuck a dude in the ass.
>>142216462I cleaned up the logo for you because it was bothering me. Also removed the World Series logo because it looked out of place. But the Mestiners World Series WILL be happening. Hope you don't mind.
Attaboy Ward, team leader in RBIs
serious question: has any other team ever done a giveaway that was for throwing shade at a rival team, or are the Giants the first and biggest faggots for doing so?
>>142216210My pirates ):
What kind of men is Cubspie interested in...
What was he thinking in this moment
I was at the O's game today and a Friend said they saw me on TV. Any ody now how to watch the whole game from masn? Doesn't look like they're repairing the game tomorrow so I can record it
>>142217021it wasn't on masn, it was exclusively a national fox broadcast
doyers>>142215387the beat la chant was born from celshit fans cheering on the sixers to beat the lakers after the celshits lost the conference final, it's a chant by cucks for cucks
>>142216887Is that Cubspie? That nigga has been on my mind. No cap, I been thinking about that time when I barebacked him raw in a Boca Raton Air BnB. That shit had to be the tightest, blackest, wettest boy pussy I've ever laid pipe into. I swear to God, the most heavenly high is gargling that wonderboy's nuts while going fist deep into his shitter. I had Cubspie screaming in the sheets with head too ridiculous to ignore. That nigga frotted my cock until he busted on my mouth, I had to return the favor. That nigga Cubspie and I been fucking non-stop ever since, but keep that shit on the DL. He does that shit for free. If you're gonna ask me how to "long" Cubspie, I'll be deadass. All you gotta do is ask, be straight up, and get physical real quick. Touch his nuts, get on ya knees, talk your shit. He doesn't play around with no pansy-ass niggas either. He likes his men manly, and his dick thick. Dark skin, 6'5 is the minimum and I ain't talking about height boy. That nigga Cubspie stole my heart and drank my seed.
>>142217105this was a mindfuck
/saucy/ time
THE CLUTCHEST MAN TO HAVE EVER LIVEDLOGAN FUCKING O'HOPPE TIE GAME
>>142216935gay ants (no homo)
>>142217260And now it's bazardo time
>>142217417+3 runs incoming
>>142217273He legitimately deserves to be an all-star, him and Rengifo.
>>142217417>>142217443That was some of the most WTF pitching I've seen.
>>142217443Almost!
>>142217591he's fucking weird dude i think thats why scott likes him
RenFago
>>142217591He kinda sucks
O'HOPPE WHAT A THROW
What a tag
Fuck this home plate ump.
Ball.
Need a webm of that catch Guillarme does such crazy plays
>Big Dumb-per
>dumper
We need to fuck this guy
lol fuck man
Fuck this guy right now
stinkattle stinkiners
I need to fuck this girl.
>>142217883
KEKattle FAGGOTiners!
dumbass attle llmao
FAGGOTattle... KEK!!
Ump in Anaheim is huge, three inches taller than Logan
>peeattle
>>142218179sick
>>142218179Danks Spider-Man jump
>anglels and tiggers playing manfredball
MEMENERS LOL
NETO
nice bunt
poopattle fartiners
>>142218725kek lmao
>>142218725wheeze kek
>>142218725kek lol wheeze
PILLAR A WALK OFFA SERIES WIN6 GAME WINNING STREAK LETS FUCKING GOGG TIGERS
>>142218725ROFLCOPTER
One prospect for Pillar please tyvm
what a game wow
>>142218725this is the post
>my shitty memeiners :(
Workmanlike win for the tWINs. GG Ms.
Erica so sexy tonight
M's bros, this one hurts. GG mini saint paul
why are there like 10 different hosts of quick pitch. back in the good old days it was just heidi watney or some loser when she had the day off
GG bros. Mariners WILL be winning tomorrow btw!
Gayattle kek
>>142218833They're playing too well. They're going to convince themselves to be buyers again and have it all blow it up again.
anyone else's team lose every game they go to? we got walked off on by a sub .500 giants team last night when I went. last season I got good seats to the Yankees coming to Dodger Stadium and we lost again, to Anthony Volpe and Judge wasn't even playing. I think the last game I went to that the Dodgers won was the playoff game vs the Mets in 2015 when Chase Utley slid into Tejada.
YOUR Gayattle Gayriners!
GG Twins, they were the better club today
>>142216210Doyers
show some class /mlb/.
>>142218894proofs but don't tell the genny i asked
>>142219070Faginers
>>142219070Faggotiners!
>>142219070Brotherners!
>>142219070Cocksuckiners!
>>142219070FUCKiners!
>>142219070Excrementiners!
>>142219114Faggotiners? Seems to combine faggot And tiners... To form faggotiners. Oh I like this one!
>>142219349Please enjoy my friend. Together we Faggotiners!
>>142219391>FaggotinersI can get the hang of this!
>>142219391>Together we Faggotiners!Hey, that's the M's chant! Everybro get your lips free,to chant the M's chant with me!Together we Faggotiners! Oi oi oi!
>>142219070It's all good, friend. Your guys played a tough game and with a little more luck it could have been a better day for your team. Hold your head up high and look forward to tomorrow.Also, tell your dad to stop ejaculating so much when I fuck him in the ass.
Cubs won that game
>>142219070Retardners!
Cubs are winning right now
Cubs won
Sit down. Let's talk about that cubs winstreak
Paging Faggot Tiner. You got an appointment with a cocksuck.
Why do I go on here? It’s just a few guys speaking their ones gay language only they understand. I hate the mariners more than any other team, because of how much of a faggot the one guy is. They’re not even a team worth hating. They always suck and always will.
erg fucking kill yourself you degenerate furfag
>>142219600Mariners thread.Mariners board.Mariners website.
fecesattle trashiners
the cubs did win that, congrats cubsbros lookin forward to tomorrow!
>my seetheattle memeiners :)
>>142219600It's kind of incredible how the general is just one guy name calling the Mariners most days. It even started well before the game today and I've seen him in here on off days too. It's a triumph of unemployed energy.
>>142219008Every time I actually get to watch a game on TV the Guardians randomly shit the bed, but if I'm just listening to the radio they're unstoppable.
kek KEK!
>>142219696Faggin' this one up for pride month with the M'sbros!
For those that played what position did you guys get stuck in? I was a second baseman all throughout little league high school and college
>>142221054Pitcher/3rd
>>142221054Since I was a teenager through college and even to this day my position is being the bottom but it's okay my Berds are surging!
>>142221054Uncle took me to M's camp and I was in doggy the whole time!
>>142221054We love to "catch" down in atlanta if you "catch" my drift ;)
>>142221054You got stuck in second base? That's one of the hardest positions how do you get stuck there?
>>142221223I wanted to be an outfielder
Well?
>>142221313Keep it cocksuckin' related
Tigers finally getting some offenseThanks OhyamaLet's not fall to .500 against the swallows
>>142221260And they didn't let you switch when you asked? I would have killed to play 2nd.
>>142221375They did but I guess I was just awful at them because they kept pushing me back to 2nd
>>142219008Yes, it’s a joke!! And my team isn’t even bad altho recently they haven’t been. I’ve been to two playoff games, my team got eliminated in both it’s a joke dude, seriously fucking satanic
Just got back from the M's game. It was shittier in person and I sat next to some methed out people on the bus ride home. Unironically think I'm done going to night games. Day games are so much better.
Cute laughter filled tickle matches with Cubspie..
>>142221552>I’ve been to two playoff games, my team got eliminated in both Which ones
>>142216346I watch the twinkies a lot with my Dad and he's always telling Byron to stop chewing gum so he will hit better
>>142221347Anon...
>blow 4 run lead in the 8th>top of 9th>single>double play>walk>double (that the first base runner gets out at home on)PAIN
>>142222135wait is Cubspie a child also?
>>142222463
>>142222463Back in Canada we have Medically Assisted Suicide, here in Japan its called watching these games until I crack my skull open with a bat. Its a good thing for Hanshin that I already bought all the merch because I'm fucking livid tbqh
>>142222547The worst part is you just know the carp will blow the pennant to the kyojin
Finger painting with Cubspie.
>>142222637Ehhh Yomiuri is bitch-made and Arai is better than Abe as a manager, I just can't see it even if the Carp pitching stops overperforming. Giants are such a stacked lineup on paper but have no real mojo unlike the Carp, and if they lose Okamoto they're cooked. Baystars have a better odds than them I think, IF they can pitch well. Doesn't matter either way because the H*wks are leagues better than literally everyone so they'll win the JS yet again in the end, no doubt.
>>142222466She did look pretty young desu
>>142216210>Higashioka has awokenpadres bros we're so back
>>142222486you posted that like anybody here has any idea what the fuck they're saying
>>142222911The colors and numbers make it easy to follow if you're not retarded
>>142222945alrightwhat am I following though
heh of course this is easy to follow it’s just Japanese , surely everyone here knows Japanese that’s a normal thing to assume BAZGINA!
Because that anon is a fuckin faggot
>>142222911Fuck that guy
Cocksuckiners!
>seething this much over anon using NipspeakIts for him and I and if you don't like it you can fuck off. Heaven forbid we talk about something other than men's asses for once here.
>>142223376>>seething this much over anon using NipspeakNobody is seething over this you autist.
>>142223376Which men's asses do you like to talk about the most?
>>142223376I meant he was a faggot for calling everyone who didn't know Japanese retarded.
>>142223376Seattle lifelongs scuttling around here recently so we're getting used to the ambient gay, the background gaydiation
>>142223122oh kek I thought it was a chat
almost forgot:my shitdres :)
>>142216621what the hell that's my laptop
>>142216935"walk me again, faggots"
>>142217105can you be normal for like five seconds, freak?
>>142219070MerdinersTranslator's Note: "merda" in Italian means "shit"
>>142224940Based spaghetti
>>142219070seamen haha
>>142226467Hey.That's the name of the Italian ELF (american-football league but in yurop) team based in Milan.Are they shit? Yes. Is the name completely nonsensical because Milan doesn't have sea access? Sure. But they're still MY Seamen alright? Alright.
>>142226513Watching american football is bad enough but watching euro american football....NGMI
>>142219696Yay! Memeners finger-pointing cunt.
>>142216372Based sausage girl.
GO TRIBE
what if instead of being the ヤクルト swallows, they were the ヤキュウ swallows? i think it'd really bring some character to the NPB
>>142226570I recently found out that team exists. What am I gonna do, not root for it?The matches are a complete clown circus though, that much I have to admit
>>142227201that second group of squiggly lines better mean "cum"
>>142227258it means baybaw
A lot of chances wasted for a comeback. Season is over.
>>142227377cards still have a good shot at the wild card
Bless the Braves and bless Ted Turner.
>Rags lost>Angels wonkek Rags kekGood work Angelbros, you are only 0.5 a game back from passing the Rags which would be hilarious.
Nasally voice: Behind the bag! It gets through Buckner! Here comes Knight and Mets win it!
>>142229219nah, fuck you
Fenway has a ton of hot women go to their games. Does Yankee stadium have hot chicks too?
>>142231691yes
Any other cubs fans also like dressing up like a maid to show his support for them Cubbie bears?
I hated vinnacullys voice
Over the last few weeks it appears that Elly is starting to figure it out at the plate. Putting the ball in play a lot more, and seems to have a better approach overall.
>>142222296>>142222463>>142222486ああああああああああああああThis is the worst result to wake up toI'm almost glad I didn't stay up for the end but waking up to find this out is justOh my god
Living in crippling agony from not waking up next to Cubspie.
>>142233194Also out of principle and morbid curiosity to how people would react to such a blown game, I resume where I left off on Chiroru's live. This is gonna be something...
you know i was wondering why cubspie kept making all his images pink and blue for it's cubsgers meme. Turns out it's some secret trans pride message, go figure.
>>142233397Yep looks about right
sunday morning baybaw!
first for sox sweep
>>142235695Garret "future Dodger" Crochet is starting for you today.
>>142235947>The Los Angeles Dodgers have already made an offer to the White Sox for Crochet, but it was quickly rejected. Bob Nightengale, who's source is literally Jerry Reinsdorf
>The White Sox are openly shopping outfielder Andrew Benintendi, and would love to get out of his contract. He’s still owed nearly $50 million from 2025-2027"Hi, i'm just calling to let you know Andrew Benintendi is availa- ...hello?"
back from my 3 day vacation, Metsiners went an honest .500 while I was gone. >would have been 4-0 if they hadn't felt the vacuous absence of my presence on /mlbtranny jannies impact the game worse than the umpies do sometimes. what else happened around the league?>yankees went 1-2 against the obsese jays, are now in second place to the smugberds lmao>vagiants absolutely melted down in manfred ball against the doyers last night>brewers, embarrassed by a loss to the lowly last place cusb, tried to kill their own fans with escalators >umps blew a homerun call against the royals, and then upheld the call on review so they could hit their parlays>philthies collapse begins w. Harper and Schwarber to the ILanything I missed that warrants discussion? how's cubspie doing?
dres, nigguh
>>142237647What the hell why?
>>142237849The obvious answer is to package him along with Crochet.>Yes you can have Crochet... BUT
How it started
>>142240560How it going
>>142240560>>142240671uh qrd?
My feesh are beating the Phils again today btw
>>142239639Then you'd get no prospects in return, just salary relief. Sounds like the the perfect white sox move.
>>142240852
>>142240671>>142240560Look at that fat fuck I feel bad for the escalator now
>>142241025Always take the stairs. Escalators can't handle the weight of Americans anymore.
>>142241025looks like this faggot >>142240671 is getting paid
>>142241025Yet another reason I'm always glad to take stairs or ramps whenever I'm at the ballpark
>>142240852sewers fans are so fat they broke an escalator lmao
>>142240560>>142240671holy shit fucking pottery you can't write this shit lmao
Why are we talking to Pissburp players during a braves home game
>>142240560>>142240671lmfao another Chicago L
Orioles!
>>142241025I was always told an escalator can never break, it can only become stairs.
>shittenbach
>>142240560>>142240671Chicago really is Wisconsins little brother. Wisconsin sports has owned them if we are being honest.
Go CubsGo Bears
I miss this lil nigga like you would not believe
hey Snitker, maybe don't let the fucking kid straight out of double A see the lineup a third time through Jesus Christ
WE ARE BACK BABY-ACK
>>142241025>>142240671>>142240560There is some extreme irony or universal timing where the escalator only malfunctioned,when, out of all the over thirty thousand people there, the visiting Cubs fans from CHGO were on it. The most coincidental coincidences of coincidences.
>>142241993>*blocks your path*
>>142241654It's Ogre
>>142242090
>>142241993It wasn't the escalator breaking, it was the machine spirit of Miller Park itself having enough of the FIBs
>>142241650you don't watch enough Chinese liveleak videos
>>142240671>FUCK WISCONSIN. FUCK THE BREWERS. FUCK AMERICAN FAMILY FIELDImagine seething this hard
>>142242286I will never understand tards that need every single moment of their life shared on the internet.>yea I almost fucking died on a Milwaukee escalator, yea def take this pic of me and post it. here make this the caption, "FUCK WISCONSIN...
consultantbros... i don't feel so good
>>142242286Totally not a rivalry they'll scream tho
The Jays will win 3 of 4 against the Yankees on Jr. Jays sunday and Gay Pride Parade today.
>>142242631The payouts for this are going to be ridiculous. What a disaster for the brewers.With enough victims, they could possibly be sued into bankruptcy can't they?
>>142242883i would think any claims would be made against the state entity that owns the stadium rather than the brewers, but i'm not a lawyer and have no idea how that shit works
>>142242883Brewers don't own the stadium
>>142243821>>142243754Oh nevermind then. Well I'd imagine the payouts will still be massive though. And I'm sure those inspectors are state owned too.
>Rubber Match, you're the one! You're the one that makes Baseball fun! Rubber Match I'm awfully fond, of you!Reply to this post for your teams assured victory in today's rubber match!
>>142244602checking in
>>142244602does it count as a rubber match if >my team is trying to secure a sweep?
So Roku games just have the home and away announcers work together? That's better than the ESPN or AppleTV games at least, shame about the retarded start time though
>>142243930>>142242883As they should be, it was a traumatic experience for all involved
>>142244602>rubber match between my Stros vs the Mets todayIt’s definitely lived up to the billing card so far. Both teams going blow for blow. My Stros may lose today due to having an emergency bullpen game, but I know we’ll still give it our all.
>>142244602Doyers
>>142244861no, summerfag
>>142245217>paxtondoubt
>>142245254no need to be rude
>>142244861>Rubber Match - A sporting event at the end of a series in which the opponents are tied in terms of events won and lost.Sorry, but no.
Game on and good luck MetsiesIt’s been a fun series thus far, let’s see if today continues that trend. We have a bullpen game starting with our, admittedly worst, long reliever Shawn Dubin.
>>142245361>DoubtThat's why I chose the screaming kitten image.
>>142240943Lets go Marlins
LET'S GO METS!
>Yankees fall to second place in AL East lmaojust how deeply did the mets mindfuck the stinkee stankees?
>>142245712Worry about the Pirates first.
I have my Atlanta Braves jeresy on. The color of the trees and all that and the sky's. I don't know if I want clouds or blue sky. But yeah Red Braves jersey and my hair and sunglasses
>>142245783Yankees collapse came a bit early this year, but they built enough of a cushion that they'll make the playoffs as a wild card and get swept in the ALDS by the 85-win Rangers.
Surely, after his epic streak of 6 games with a hit, there is a team that will trade for byron buxton, right?
>>142245829wrong anon? Marlins are playing the Phillies
must win game for the phillies>whit in LFffs
>>142246254Sorry, I just assumed that anyone rooting for the Marlins is a Braves fan since the Marlins have like two fans themselves.
>>142246254well if the marlins score one more run it's probably over for the phillies
>>142245628hope the pussy magic comes through
>GausmanGuess I'll just watch the rest of the England game
JUDGED
TWO RUN BOHMER
>>142246502I've never seen a Braves fan root for the Marlins. >>142246623Nah, our rotation is living on duct tape
>poodres
>>142247290but so is the phillies hitting lol
DO SOMETHING WHITLEY
>it's a braves can't hit during day games episodemany such cases
>>142247788I'll take it
get ready for some (bumps) England are about to lose
It's a little strange that you don't even play baseball, but you're so obsessed with watching and discussing other people playing baseball.
>>142248245>tied up at 90+5'this might be worse than if they lost
>>142248245nah they arbitrarily added time to the game because they don't have the tech to stop a clock so they're tied now
you watch movies but you’re not a Hollywood director?
>strike 3 not called>yainer diaz behind the plate>acts like he missed the target when it’s his job to do the oppositeMany such cases. I wouldn’t be surprised if he is converted to a 1B.
BIG JON SOLO SHOTfun fact, his last HR was here in New York when we played the Yankees
>just keeping you on your toes Mest
>>142248245Why don't you have egg on your face right now.
that's a fucking strike, so sick of this shitget robo umps already
great, now the britbongs are going to shit up the board
>runners at 2nd and 3rdzero chance my barvies will drive them in, but at least arcia won't gidp
>leave to get wine for chuck roast>mets give up run already why am I not surprised?
Gaus is getting rekt
let's see that cubs thread
>>142250407>wine instead of coca coal
>>142250581You gotta make it, don’t worry about lineups I’m legit cursed , the few times I don’t make it they win
>>142250581check your anus
>>142250371dumb stinkies
>Barfs
I don't think Trea is ever going to run again
hold the line against the eternal anglo
>>142251210>>142251210>>142251210
>>142250606cola is fine on a budget but it can’t beat a good French red
>>142251235>>142251210sorry, cub's at brewer's
>>142250606>braising your meat in soda
>leaving the bases loaded
>>142251498my phillies might do that twice
>>142251498First time huh?
>>142251286>>142251417>1/3 cup reduced sodium onions sauce>1 cup Coke>2 10.5 oz. cans beef consommé >1/4 cup dried minced onions>1 tablespoon beef bouillon>1 teaspoon garlic powder>1/2 teaspoon onion powder>1/2 teaspoon dried oregano>1/2 teaspoon salt>1/4 teaspoon pepper>1/4 teaspoon dried thyme>1 bay leafmakes a damn good french dip
>Over/under 8.5 strikeouts for Crochet>How bad are the Rockies
>>142250743there are ladies here, don't use such foul language
>Be Philthies>RISP
ranger wat r u doin bro u ok?
>>142251333cane’s
You let this dude pitch 3 shutout innings Metsies?
yo the Phillies are trash
Megill fucked us yesterday being the fourth pitcher in a row unable to go six innings. Severino’s doing good but I hope the bats haven’t tired out.
Lets remember to have fun Phils
>Marlins MLB players: 9>Phillies MLB players: 5
>>142252608why's he throwing behind the rubber?
>>142251719I was just messing with you, I've used coke before but I prefer my way>one large yellow onion>one large carrot>two celery stakes>fresh thyme>fresh bay leaf>1 cup dry red wine (pinot noir for me)>1-2 cups chicken or veal stock (using home made chicken stock today)>sear the roast in a large dutch oven over high heat >remove roast, add veggies, deglaze with wine and chicken stock>300 oven for 4 hoursmets wtf
>Yainer RBI soft contactYou love to see it
phillies even have the backup ballgirl out there today
>>142252811He’s picking someone off at 2B
>>142252802I don't think you'll win most broken team
>>142252862>remove roast>don't add it back inanon that's raw meat and stewed veggies
I love this lil nigga like you wouldn’t believe.
phils should try getting some baserunners with no outs
Giving Cubspie a long, deep kiss before looking her in the eyes and saying "Gay Louis kek."
>>142252972While doing a full pitching motion? That's a balk, buddy.
1000 K's as a cardinal for Lance Lynn
M'sbros how is it possible Julio is so bad at the plate this year? He has top 20 bat speed in MLB and constantly hits the ball hard yet he exclusively hits singles
>>142253116>calling balks on baseball mascots in a comic for kidsHoly basedNeed to start young with those little faggots so they know who’s in charge
Phillies freefall is now in full swing in real time lel.
wtf happened to the Phillies?
>>142253402>JT ded>Harper ded>Schwarber ded
>>142253392>>142253402They are quite simply fraudulent as fuckExtremely weak schedule through May and ran their record upRanger Suarez had an impossibly good start and was always going to regress They'll finish 2nd in the division and lose in the NLDS
Well gg marlins
>>142253842They're losing to the Marlins retard, schedule is irrelevant.
I've never seen a MLB team with as many black players as the Marlins. Pretty unique tbqh
>>142253765doesn't explain their "elite pitching" shitting the bed
Dodgers Stadium North looking good this afternoon
>>142253842That the curse of starting hot, happened to the Rays too last year.>>142253971in the Phillies defense, they've had trouble with them for the past few years in the regular season.
>>142254157An outlier like that will always regress in baseball. Suarez will finish the year like 15-8 with a 3.4 ERA. Still way above average but nothing like his first 10-12 starts
is vladdy ok
>>142254177Have a good day at the game!
>>142254157Shitting the beds for these pitchers is being normal this year. You can't expect them to only give up 1 or 0 runs every game
>>142254238Yankees the last 3 years too. Really good through the break then pretty much .500 the rest of the way
The phillies are now 3-27 with RISP this series.
>>142254351seems like he is
Suarez was masively overdue for regression. This dude is NOT a sub 2 ERA pitcher lmao
>>142254412I remember the moment they lost to the Marlins last year in 5 run deficit, it was over for them.
>>142254654He's a 2 era pitcher though, staying below 2 is insane
>>142254151The Marlins are fun. I end up watching them on MLBTV a lot. They've thrown a weirdly high number of shutouts this year for such a bad team
>mets getting blooped to deathwhat time are the mariners on??
>>142254871410 eastern When the Astros win, we lose. Simple as. Only gonna be 3.5 games up after today when we were 10 games up 2 weeks ago
>Altuve baserunning error in 2024Happens more than we would like. His memory is going with age.
>>142254177drove 7 hours to see some games huh
>>142254868They have elite pitchers in the rotation when they're not injured. However, for some reason the first month plus, all the good pitchers just imploded. They've started to normalize now.
>>142253169he seems off balance. when he swings and misses he stumbles across the plate almost every time. mariners must have a shit hitting coach
>>142254177Being in the 100 level shade is maximum comfy on a hot summer day
>>142254959you fanbase has also dwindled down to just 2 people/mlb/ is a better place because of it
wtf happened to Jeff Nelson? Does he have alopecia? Or cancer?
>>142254871>cheatets
>>142254177Now that you took the picture go back to your nosebleed seats please.
>>142255334Nah there are about 12 Mariners here daily. More than your team for sure!
>mestgetting no hit in the 5th in a bullpen game for the other team is crazy
>>142255141No, I was already in the bay area for work, so I've been attending the games>>142255300It's really comfy
Jays and Yankees keep hitting each other
MLB broadcasts need to get rid of the strike zone square. it's not accurate and makes retards think home plate umps miss 40 calls a game when it's like 6 max
>>142255650Yankees are bitches. They hit people all the time and then whine when they get hit
Go M's!
>>142255657What is more accurate is if the ball in an empty or a filled circle. That is what the robo umps would call it as.
Jesus christ I thought Thomson was going to let Ranger pitch 500 pit he's today. He clearly didn't have it, why leave him out there so long?
>>142255334>your negativity has given the mets their first hit of the daywe thank you
it's okay guys Ranger's ERA is still only 2.27
>>142255506>bragging about having more bandwagonersKWAB
>Philthies
>>142255997He was bad today but that's baseball. Not always gonna have it
>>142255657The official strike zone is the area over home plate from the midpoint between a batter's shoulders and the top of the uniform pants -- when the batter is in his stance and prepared to swing at a pitched ball -- and a point just below the kneecap. In order to get a strike call, part of the ball must cross over part of home plate while in the aforementioned area.Strikes and balls are called by the home-plate umpire after every pitch has passed the batter, unless the batter makes contact with the baseball (in which case the pitch is automatically a strike).
>>142255995>not getting no hit is like winning the world series to redditgrim
>>142256055>mariners>bandwagonpick one lol. we're literally the least successful franchise in the last 20 years and it grinds your gears we still have fans because you change allegiance frequently
>>142256089please, continue the normie shit talk. it's working!
>>142256152>t. redditor who just started their fandom when the memeiners took the lead in the division for the first time in a decadeoof, doesn't look good
>>142256209>normiecringe
>>142256219born and raised in the PNW and been a mariners fan my entire life you may continue seething!
>>142256219You shouldn't be this upset about a team having fans anon. Let it go. No need to be angry.
>>142256260tell me you wish your team was as fun as the mets without telling me you wish your team was as fun as the New York Metropolitan Baseball Club!!
Man this Phillies team sure is easy without Harper and Schwarber
>>142255997Is that bad?
>>142256284>>142256260
>>142256353>fans>spammersthese are not the same thing
>a hit>WITH RISPdear God
>>142256529>mets scored 2 on the power of his negativity alonetfw you're a metsiner die hard and you didn't even know it!
>>142256284Not a single thing you said is true...
>>142256529Anon. Seriously. Let it go. You can't get so upset at a Mongolian scuba diving board
Looking forward to the Mets-Mariners world series and the mass suicides it causes among /mlb/ anons lol They're so mad!
Uh oh stinky
YEAH GRAND SLAM BREW CREW
>I believe Jose Altuve when he said he never cheated.
>>142256934
Turang hits another granny
>perhaps we should put in a pitcher who you haven’t pitched in 9 days.>perhaps you shouldn’t pitch a guy you warmed up yesterday with no outing and then warmed up then sat down and then warmed up again todayBut that’s just my opinion
KEK SCUBA
>relying on David Dahl and Whit Merrifield for RBIsWell fug
>TRASHTROS MANLETHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>142257250go fuck yourself, scumbag
>goodbye midget
hope you enjoyed your stay cubsbros
I thought you guys told me that Crochet was good?
Not my problem, midgetuve
>>142257038>your brain on /r/pol/
I don't see the phillies winning another game until mid/late july
>>142257381just leave me alone OHMY GOD!!
>>142256395Don't count your chickens
I think Altuve needs some counseling or something, something is going on. This is the second or third game in a row that he has lost his temper
let's go redsI still believe that we can win the Central. Going on a TEAR in July and August.
Humiliation ritual
jays getting braziled
i hope cubspie posts his juicy ass again
need a webm of the manlet seething
>>142257250>>142257381No no no. Do not bully dem cubbies. They are our brothers in victory and defeat.
>>142257638give it time, they'll be plenty, just like Harper flip out
>>142257610>his
>>142257308>>142257355>>142257441>>142257568>>142257638https://x.com/ApolloDez1/status/1807495040165638484
Phillies ruining my fucking parlay
I love umpies so much bros
>>142257638>please hold, your lulz are important to us.
Can someone photoshop bernie slapping Cubspie's ass?
>>142257804>dumb frogposter>degenerate gamblergood faggot
>make wrong call>eject playercuck for itthey keep falling for this simple trickit's like pottery
why dont players just do this to get a smaller strike zone?
>>142257638manlets constantly insecure due to small dick energy
umpchad_braintrust.png
Leave her alone already for Pete's sake!
>>142257743Pretty clearly got hit but fuck Altuve anyway
>>142258066kwab
>Remove umpires>Destroy umpires>Take umpires’ lunch money>Abolish umpires>Throw umpires from helicopters>Convince umpires to move to detroit>Move umpires’ cars to no parking zones with high ticket prices>Tie umpires to cars in a large car wash>Feed umpires subpar chocolate cake on their birthday when a better opinion was available>Forget to call umpires on their anniversaries>Make umpire’s air conditioners work slightly worse but not enough for them to notice>Remind umpires that their taxes are due soon when they really aren’tGod fucking damn it
the better webm would be before Altuve's at bat, when the mets videography zoomed in on a trash can and then slowly faded in to show Altuve
>>142258042>saw Yankeks trying to spin his sperg out as a good thingKek
lets go brandon
MY METTIEJETTIES MY ISLANDERS
METS FUCK YA!
babby park
randybomb
TIE GAME 100th NIMMO HOMER KINO!
>>142258066Lol based
Joe Espada is a fucking clown
They're calling it SLAM SENPAI FIELD for multiple reasons. Music related.https://youtu.be/e8-sMJZTYf0
>>142258462>>142258320>coping about ballpark stats LMAOOO
Holy fuck the Marlins are bad
>>142258662the who?
>Be Philthies>RISP x3
>>142258655the announcers are so angry about this meme
Are the Cubs hitters even trying lmao the last two innings they just standing up there
>>142258042>I'm not the sucker n loser>GLEYBOR is the sucker n loser!
>losing to the MarlinsThe city that built a statue of a fictional character
BEN RICE OWNS YOUR ASS
aj suk
>Phillies broadcast on mlb.tvI know regional broadcast guys are generally homers but holy fuck man. These guys are the most homerish of all homer broadcasters.
>>142259052>I know you are but what am iWhy did he do that lol
>>142257966she clearly made a mistake and you're parading around it like you won the world series!
>>142258042>not being passionateNGMI
>>142259229>she
>>142259211whats the issue here?
Yo, Ben Rice got a HR? Tell me so Yankee bros.
asstros in charge of baserunning
>tfw when your team doesn't have a resident little league coach in the booth
BULLSHIT he was out by a mile
>>142259282RBI double
>>142259230Stroman did nothing wrong. Not like Boone is ever going to raise his voice.
I smile every game I get to witness Lugo's master class
>>142259246>he can't tell the difference between male and female anatomy
>>142259282Just a double his last AB.
>4 errors and counting for PhillyChrist
We are going to lose due to retarded bullpen management by Joe Espada for the (x)th time this season and a dogshit call by the umps.
>>142259545That's a woman if I've ever seen onet. Expert
>>142259502this nigga?
>>142259104SOVL
doyers -130 favorites
Can the White Sox actually get a sweep?
>>142259335>darlingfalse
>>142259545weird to talk about yourself in the third person
>>142259603manlet would've struck out anyways
>>142259104>>142259659Rocky might be the most overrated piece of dogshit movie of all time.
>>142259693>bullpen coming indoubt
>>142259851>the godfather exists
>>142259642He yells at umpies but players get freshly baked cookies and milk no matter how dogshit they are playing.
>>142259211BAH GAWD
>>142259819>2/3 today with an RBI todayon what basis?
the fish is getting cooked!
lol that foul ball dive for the ball
>>142259899>The Godfather is a good film that gets too much credit. >Rocky is a piece of shit film that gets too much credit.These are not the same thing.
>>142257966Sorry Bernie, but you can have the sloppy seconds!
>>142260150Rocky is good the final scene of the fight always gets me pumped up I can’t lie.
>shitty throw catches runnerkino
>>142216210My pirates (:
>>142260237he threw it into the runner at least, guy was out by a mile.
/nu/>>142260329>>142260329>>142260329
>>142260194>that file name...
>>142259564Very nice
