wtf was that
Early
jungle magic , fake winjiri wins on a full camp
Admit it, he’s the GOAT
Alex would shut down Jones. I've seen enough.
I don't care who won I'm just begging Pereira or Jiri to heem Ankalaev
well done pereddit well donehowever...
BAN SHAMANISM AND SPIRITS NOW
That switch high kick was beautiful, I was thinking it was weird when he was kicking higher than normal. Really good adjustment from Pereira, made it look easy tonight.
APOLOGIZE
Early stoppage Jiri was still breathing!!!
20-16 Jiri
Haters gonna hate but this just brings home how good Izzy is
Picks. 5 WinnersUK (England)USA x3Denmark
Aspinall beats Alex everywhere.
based herb making sure Jiri took life-altering damage so his retarded clueless fans have no more excuses >MUH EARLY STOPPAGGE!!!!
TOTAL AUTISM DEATHKILL AUTISTSBEHEAD AUTISTSRAPE AUTISTSEXTERMINATE ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE AUTISTIC
Yeah, they want to set up Jon's freebie retirement win to duck Aspinall so fucking bad. They just love that wild silverback.
that was a fucking early stoppage again
>>142218765izzy got very lucky pereira was cocky if they rematch pereira heems him
I will admit, during the first round I started repeating headkick in my head as a mantra after I saw how much Alex was laying on the front kicks, body kicks, and leg kicksI may have manifested this
SHAMAN SHAMAN SHAMAN
Jiri looked so sad. Bros I feel bad
pereddit
The producer in Rogan's ear is begging for Alex to say Jon Jones.
why does daner always protect the goatfuckers and put boy on boy matches like this?jerry is permaflushed now.
>>142218765more like how shit Jiri is when hes not fighting bums that get confused by his retarded style
shaaaaamaaaaa
>>142218601Jiri looked off, I despise Goddard even more now
Who won
Joe is such a fucking autist
The fight should have been ended in the first round when Jiri was planted on to the matt and clearly didn't know what the fuck was going on
Jones ducks.
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO IM GONNA FUCKING CHAMA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
CHAMA in peace, Jerry
its so funny that anyone can watch that first fight and think >yeah jiri's got the next one
Reports coming in:Pereiras sons remains were found in his locker. Jiri nowhere to be found.
>>142218865Believe it or not but the guy who knows how to put his hands up and check a low kick
Khamzat flushed jireddit yairs ago
what if he beats aspinall...
>>142218691If he beats Tom/Jones I'll glaze this man to the day i die.
>>142218889Jones takes the fight, it's a winnable stylistic match up that adds a big name to his legacy.
Poatan is the Ax Murderer of the modern age
chamaheemanymenganywhere
>Sandhagen vs NurmagomedovAnother fake fight
>>142218949I like Alex but it's unlikely, I think Aspinall will lowkey show levels
'Denisa' would have zeemed that man.
>>142218947whittaker's son
REPORTS ARE COMING INJIRI HAS APPARENTLY PERFORMED SEPPUKU IN THE LOCKERROOMS
UFC 306: Pereira vs. Parkin
>>142218949Zero chance unless Aspinall has a freak injury. Aspinall is too fucking big and counters everything Alex does.
>>142218601
where were you when jiri was kill?
>>142218949He can’t, let him beat up cans like gayne and tuivasa at heavyweight
>>142218992Aspinall''ll show the depth of his own bumness
>>142219009chama
/heem/ should now be /chama/
>>142219017cute alien
>>142219019that didn't happen
is alex impossible to grapple against?maybe the shamans are using anti grappling voodoolook into it
>>142219022Gane would brutally decision him
I still don't get Chama
>>142219006jarry bros...
>>142219009Pereira vs. Quemel Ottoni
Just how fucking good is Izzy?
>>142219046I guess it's just a catchall term.
>>142219043
its unironically over for jirivery sad to see him in such a gadooshed state
>>142219042LHW b it's basically womens bantamweight with power
>>142218889Pereira is a sitting duck for Jon in the grappling. Jon is khabib levels of dominant as a wrestler.
>"No magic, just training" *hexes you*
>>142218781:D>>142219036i agree
>>142218949aspie's not dumb like jiri >>142219042he has fought 0 grapplers to be fair
...In my heart, I knew.But I still wanted to believe.F for my boy Jerry
>>142218967Never fucking happening in a million years, Jon has a GOAT chin but i don't think there's a person that can actually tank the shit Alex throws. If it did happen i actually see him getting Gane'd tho, Alex has never fought a legit wrestler (one that's bigger than him at that), i see it going very poorly.He might have a chance against Tom if he has a godly bulk, but currently? Tom smashes
Why don't they just take down Pereira. He was a full time kick boxer in 2021. Are all those years of leaning grappling useless?
>>142219042Alex has been doing MMA for like 8 years; why do people think he's a whitebelt?
>>142218601Fuck Dana
Shouldn't Jiri cut his topknot after getting turned into a corpse? Also, was Mark Goddard right the entire time with the stoppage in the first fight?
>>142219043yeah ufc is dead
Jiri is still my boy. Pereira is just a horrendous nightmare matchup for him
I think you guys are forgetting something Aspinal is a heavyweight Heavyweights are all fucking garbage >B-but he's different You said the same thing about Pablobitch There's a lot about how Aspinal strikes that Pereira can take advantage of. And Aspinall's wrestling isn't that much about the level of Jan's
>>142219046chama!!
>TKO merchant gets brutal TKO vs easy opponent>le crazy mexican spirit man crotchsniffs after gassing>smiff shitter>wmma>project stinker festWow... THANK YOU DANA!
I cringe everytime I see a foreign flag posting "Chama". please don't do that
>>142218601>brother eww
>>142219042When you're trying to take down a monster roidfag you literally can't do shit unless you have your hands locked under the butt. Alex's cheeky little short shots in the clinch were very good as well. You need someone who can actually wrestle like Jones or Cormier if you want to take him down.
DOCTAH STOPPAGEDIS IS NOT OVA
>>142219078you wouldn't understand what being a real one is like
>cursed card>connor pulls out of main event due to toe injury >alex injures his toe in main event jiri is right there is some dark shamanistic blood magic happening in the UFC
"Chama"
the truth is jiri lost the instant his bum ass music sounded
>>142219101No, I didn't say the same thing about pablo. Stop making things up.
>>142219043Who approves this shit
>>142218715Only if the mountainnigger fights outside of saudi arabia
chams
dc man this is cringe.
>>142219046You're not to get it chammaaaa lmao
>especially white womenLMAOOOO
>>142219078MW has no grapplers and LHW has two dudes, and only one of them is any good.Ankalaev has nothing against Alex during the standup, there's no fucking way this dude would take Alex down.
izzy vs poatan again would do numbers
>>142219139
On commentary they keep saying Alex made the adjustments to shut Jiri down.Do you think that's true? I feel like Alex fought his usual style, he didn't really need to adjust much but catch Jiri when he comes in, because he's always had a reckless style
if Alex fights at Heavyweight, what would be his weight on fight night? 235? 245?
>>142219043Neverending grimness
wtf is dc talking about
jiri bros we used the antenna to break poophands toeour braincells will regenerate but poophands toe is permanently fucked and will mentally heem him in his upcoming fightswhite bros we still won the war as always
Soulcrushing loss desu. Jiri tried to blitz in like he did in sparring to cut the range and even then he was forced to respect Alex's power and pushed back. Just had nothing
Chael rips Alex's toe apart and wins by TKO (injury.) Book it Hunter.
>>142219078Jiri tried, Alex freeded his leg and then dominated the clinchJan also tried and gassed himself out doing so
>>142219055>
>>142219144He walked out to the same song against Glover. I guess he thought it would help.
>>142219173concussive ramblings
>>142219162he went forward more I think
After Jiri’s movement was such a problem for Alex the first fight, that head kick was pretty brutal adjustment/punishment.
>>142218715if can blockowitz can beat this mountain golem peirera will too
>>142219162He definitely read Jiri like a book at the end of the first. He knew that Jiri would do a flurry to try and "steal" the round, and had his left hook ready.
>>142219101Jan's grappling with Tom's physical attributes would fuck Alex up anon.
>>142219055>3-1
>>142218922maybe cos jiri won the first round and was on his way to win the second?
>>142219055>lost to Stricklandfluke knockout
Alex TKOs cansWhen Izzy KOs guys, they fucking convulse.
>>142219144this did somethinghow are you going to walk out to some bullshit like that and still be in the right head space?
>>142219137Who the hell is connor?
>smiff lost>GOATan wonThis card went from a 1/10 to a 7/10 just for that
Kek DC
I missed the KO, who has the webm?
>>142219162he caught him multiple times when changing levels, literally the first time he tried it he got clipped, he cut his options
>>142219180>Jan also tried and gassed himself out doing soThat was crazy to see. Jan looked like he was putting so much pressure and strain on Pereira, but he somehow ended up so much more gassed.
>Also, awful stoppage. Herb went out of position when he should have stopped it right away. The fight was over after the kick connected.t. ariel
>>142219043all filler bullshit thanks (((dana)))at least 304 will be a british shitposting festival if they dont all pullout which they probably will
>fought two guys at LHW>"cleaned out the division"I don't fucking get joe rogan. He's worth >$100 million and he's peddling the company narrative like he's desperate for cash
>>142219215>strickshit beating anyone goodfluke win
i beat that guy once...
Answer this then smart ass, how can jiri be such a can and a bum at the same time?
what did dc say about white women
>>142219055Alex unironically got too cocky. Jizzy had literally nothing for him that night and Alex stopped defending to just wing bombs and paid for it.
Jiri bros....not like this...not like this...
>>142218691shamanism is cheating
>>142219214Exactly. Watching that fight was like being a fish reeled in. If you couldn't tell that was happening you are a fish.
Why didn't Jiri learn anything from their first fight?
>>142219162Jiri likes to weave side to side when he comes in. Headkick was the thing to watch out for, especially after what happened to Usman.
>>142219046I see it as just an expression with no meaning but I think the closest equivalent would be let's go.
>>142219043fucking grim
Garbage ass card. Glad I didnt invite any friends over.
https://youtu.be/xhKMwGozbic?si=ysrJM0Mbt76OK89nUFC posted the heemthey're strapping the rocket ship to pereira
>>142219254>fluke win>dominates him the entire fight
>Jan is literally the only LHW who did decent against Alexunironically, we need Jones back
>>142219160Don't even know what it means haha, but I DO know that I hate Brazilians
CGI
>>142219055Really good, which makes Strickland's performance even nuttier
>>142219244the stoppage was perfectly fine wtf are all these faggots on about
>>142219271mma fighters hardy ever adjust or adapt in any way
>>142219162He was managing distance much better this fightIn the first fight Jiri was making him miss a shit ton by just being in a weird rhythm with his blitzes, this time Alex had his mummy guard on point and he continually timed Jiri on anything Jiri just couldn't really get going under those circumstances, and Pereira isn't someone you come up with new gameplans on the fly for
How bad will the seethe be when Magomed beats Pereira, rather effortlessly.
>>142219255kek what a goat
>>142219261they cry out to be bred by the black bull
>>142219251lhw division is full of bums the poofc in general is dogshit all the real fighters are 30+
>>142219278holy shit no time wasted wtf lol
>>142219278Needs to learn some fuckin English
Why is Rogan so insistent on Alex going to heavyweight?
leafs predeem the heemp4p more perceptive flag on 4chan.com
>>142219203Jan beat pereira
>>142219162I think Jiri didn’t make any adjustments besides like a few early stance switches. Alex was allowed to fight like he usually fights
>>142219239Jan is over 40 bro
>>142219213>Robbery>Standing 8 count>Legit win>Flatlined It's 1-3. FTFY
>>142219055not
Just me, or was that an underwhelming paper view?
>>142219191the missing link
alex heems jon jones. he has too much power he only needs one touch
[BREAKING]lit incense, unidentified feathers, a wooden figurine with a top knot, and a ritual dagger has been found in pereira's locker room
>>142219278OH MY CHAMA
>>142219085Goddard is literally always right.
Alex is Muslim
Man sad bros
>>142219292Ankalaev is low IQ and doesn't like to wrestle against power punchers for some reasonAlso his legs might collapse after eating one kick
>>142219085the antena was ripped off his fucking head by the strikes after the kick that dropped him
Jon would choke Alex out.
>>142219286I get letting it play out in normal circumstances, but Jiri was out as fuck on the last shot before the 1st round bell.The moment the kick connected Herb shoulda stopped it.
I feel so bad for Jiri
>>142219305because alex asked for it
>>142219314>Jan is over 40I thought he was the same age as Alex wtf
>>142219305He knows Ankalaev runs through him and invlaidates his entire ufc
>>142219296he never fought kamaru or shavkat
>>142219055Middleweight Pereddit is too chinny. Also, Jizzy probably gets heemed 9 times out of 10 in this fight.
>>142219321It's over if Jon takes him down
>>142219043All the stars are here…
Why did Lopes crotchsniff?
>>142219308yeah, in retard faggotville (your home town)
The Goddard stoppage was earlyThat stoppage was perfect
>>142219318meh short notice fights are kinda gay but when both guys are on short notice it kinda shows whos really a fighter and not just doing it as a career
>>142219251Name 1 contender besides Ankalaev.
>took izzy 4 tries to beat a guy who cuts 40+ lbs>couldn't beat Jan or become double champ>got walked like a dog for 5 rounds by a guy who alex took care of within one round7-1
gadoosh
>>142219162He seemed to use his jab more, his kicks was also more varied. I think that really stopped Jiri from getting into a rhythm.
>>142219333*blast doubles you 10 seconds into round one*your response?
>>142219331
>>142219251>>142219305It's his own agenda. He has a massive crush on Jon Jones. The more he talks up Pereira the better it will look in Jon's record when that fight happens.>man, and Pereira is an all time great, remember when we said that?
>>142218715>taps with literally 1 second left in a fight>is gifted a championship match, takes advantage of it by fighting to a literal draw after getting his leg heemed for 3 rounds>almost DQs himself, is gifted an NC instead>KO's a bum>"I AM LE BOOGEYMAN OF THE DIVISION!"
>>142219365>mom said it was my turn to wear the belt
>>142219046That was sick (negative)That was sick (positive)
So what was the point of any of those fights on the main card?
>>142219331early stoppage again
>>142218601what fight is this from again? I'm guessing Kamaru getting heemed by leon since they're both ali guys
>>142219043Nope. See you guys for ufc 304
>>142219278>correctly goes for the people's elbow when Dustin died>jiri just got floored a minute before>falls down flaying his arms around like a cars saleman's baloon>"this is the time to give him the benefit of the doubt"fucking hell Herb
>>142219382zero this card was dogshit
>>142219364At this rate Izzy's entire reign but get overshadowed by Poatan.
This card was lil bit shit brazza
Any webums of the bell knockdown?
Holy shit Ortega would've demolished Lopes
>>142219364what if izzy kills himself after this?
>>142219201alex did you reckon? i feel like he chewed up that leg a bit more, knowing he could>>142219207true but he landed that left hook early in the fight tooit felt inevitable>>142219237You mean that sort of down angled jab he was landing? good point he had a lot of success with it>>142219272He was done before the headkick imo, the headkick was just for a turbo heem>>142219288>his mummy guard on pointexplain more on this plz>>142219312I think he did try engaging in the grappling more, it just wasn't successful>>142219369good points
>>142219382entertainment
What went wrong here?
>>142218601>RIP JOE ROGAN XD (secret meme sorry)
If (when) Jizzy heems Dricus, does he go for revenge vs Strickland, or try to catch Alex before he goes to heavyweight?
No fucking way british people pronounce 'fileted' fil-et-ed
>>142219382the fans
Jiri will never win another fight
>>142219169he weighed 235 tonight
>>142219043shan't be watching
pereira has to be daners wet dreamwhos his manager btw? hopefully hes getting paid proper
>>142219402I mean Gynoman won’t beat DDP
It seemed like Jiri knew it was over when he got knocked down in R1, looked like he was about to cry in his corner.
>>142219429
Well well well, who would've thought.
>>142219412>that bruise on Jiri's legOuch.
Alex scared of Smiff
It makes me really fucking sad that Jiri can't be the best light heavyweight in the world right now
If you're Dana how much are you paying Israel to go to 205 if he beats Du Plessis and Strickland
>>142218810This.Izzy took advantage of>Poatan's lack of experience in the cage (he had <10 fights)>Poatan's cockiness for going for KO>Poatan's compromised chin due to the savage weight cut to 185lbsLiterally all 3 of those weaknesses have been addressed now. If they rematch, Izzy has ABSOLUTELY 0 paths to victory.Poatan had a 4th weakness, which was his bad grappling. But he has improved massively in that too, as well as being able to jab you to stop you even attempting a takedown.
>>142219046It's something like "lets go"
Ian Garry embarrassed the bellator boogeyman when he could've just heemed Shavkat and get the free title shot. You've gotta respect his commitment to humiliating the black race.
>>142219278based. Alex is the face of the UFC
Bushido bros ..
>>142219055pereira would have knocked out jizzy within a round of this point if he hadn't gotten overconfident
>>142219382What is the point of any fight ever?
i will give lopez the benefit of the doubt with him gassing so hard due to the weight cut but if he tried that same game plan against ortega , he get choked out
>>142219369idk why alex rarely jabs, he has a great jab and obviously hits like a truck
anyone who doesn't believe in mystic magical arts doesn't stand a chance against chama hence why jan did the best against him at LHW
>>142219393Jiri had to lean on Herb to stand
>>142219446The shaman spells were too much for the Samurai….
Pereddit isnt champ until he beats Ankalaev.
Wasn’t all the way out on the head kick, started moving when he got hit with the first follow up shot, next few sealed the deal, perfect stoppage, neither early nor late
ILLEGAL BACK OF THE HEAD PUNCHJIRI WON BY DQAND NEWWWWWWWWWWW
In retrospective, Goddard was in the rightThere was no way Jiri was recovering from this scenario
>>142219420probably strickland. he has no chance against pereira at lhw. note his performance against jan. and jizzy weighed in at 200.5lbs btw
alex loses to the jones/aspinall in 2 mins at most
>>142219473its over
Someone have the first knockdown? The utter look of dissappointment and head shake from Alex after Jiri went down was ice cold.
>>142219412Yo that leggggggg
>>142219055Izzy was offered Alex for 300 at LHW and he ducked.
>>142219471Shavkat is going to leave Ian compulsing on the ground with shit spewing from his butt. He sucks. MVP was never as good as people say. The welterweight division is the worst in the UFC right now. Shavkat will save us all. Also fuck you
>didnt mentioned dolidze in post fight interviewalex is scared
>>142219473It fucking kills me to see him still trying to stand up and fightF
>>142219496I told you.
>>142219420He will probably retire or something gay like that
>>142219499poatan HEEEMS Jones if he doesn't crouchsniff
chama
Reyes 2.0 is the only man in 205 who can stop Pereira
alex pereira hits 5x harder than reddit tom
>>142219444Hopefully. I don't wanna see Jizzy's shitty ass reign of decisioning guys much smaller than him and pretending like he did anything. He has no excuse since Poatan has been going around heeming.
>smiff lost fairly convincingly to a middleweight who wasn't even training that much beforehandso much for that pereira matchup, huh
the reason why Jiri lost was because he is a theist and believes in god and black magic
Aspinall bros... we have a job to do
awful decade for samurais. we have none left. not even that nonce mvp
I need to see Izzy vs Alex again before I die
>>142219451Poatan has indigenous shamans, while Jiri's ancestral shamans have been wiped out years ago, this isn't a fair fight. No matter how much Jiri larps as a samurai his spirit isn't one
Jiri even recreated this scene, true weaboo
>>142219278>Jiri's ultra wide stanceI think he even dips his head a little towards that side as chamon head kicks.Wow. Got dropped like a 6 foot four bag of shit.
>>142219489STAPH
>>142219162Pretty much, yeah.People thought that because he landed a couple of shots in the first fight he was winning but he had nothing on Pereira.I feel Pereira distance management was better in this fight though, he was timing jiri a lot better than before.
>>142219524>poatan HEEEMS Jones if he doesn't crouchsniff>if he doesn't crouchsniff>>>>>>>>>if he doesn't crouchsniff
>early stoppage>heemed stiff>razor thin decision >early stoppage over compromised opponent>tko over basketball reject>pitty stoppage over short notice opponent When will Alex get a legitimate win?
>>142219541Get heemed by blaydes again?
>>142219482he wasnt out and was actively moving on the ground to defend himself, herb called it off too quickly
Is Smith v Poatan out of the table?
>>142219420Jizzy is never going to risk fighting Alex againAll he has in his life at the moment is "I beat that guy"
>>142219350That doesn't even make sense cause in both their mma fights Alex has been the closest to being KO'd both times.
would be fine if alex wanted to chill at lhw and just heem people every 2 months
i was rooting for alex, but it makes me a little sad to see jiri getting heemed three times like this
Where's the webm of the first round buzzer KO?
>>142219538alex believes in Allah
Just how fucking bad is Vitor Petrino? He actually lost to Anthony Smith
>>142219468Izzy won cuz he pretended to be hurt like a faggot then countered. Alex just has to be wary of Izzy's duplicitous ways.
>>142219046it means heem in brazilian
>>142219588nah he dropped that faggy shit a while back b
Alex. The Fight.
Reminder that Brazil keeps saying that Pereira is shook or that he doesn't look right and he keeps performing better and better.
>>142219541This cracker sucks! Can’t wait for my nigga to get his hands on him and enforce the BNWO
I guarantee you Jiri loses to his next three opponents, whoever they are.
>>142219538he said he wasn't christian
>>142219492late imo because poatan gnp isn't regular gnp. those extra shots rattled Jiri hardbut also not Herb's fault imo because he did want to give Jiri a chance
Aspinall and Jones are both wide open on the feet and have shit boxing fundamentals its just LHW and HW so it hasn't been exposed that hard, not that I would pick alex to win but it would be hilarious
>>142219581he is getting wrestledfucked by ankalaev if he stays in lhwhe heem everyone else tho
>>142219395It's actually from Colbitch vs. Mavisoi, kek
Did you like the magic?
>>142219556there was a point in the fourth or fifth round of izzy's fight with strickland where it looked like he was doing some drunken fist movements.
>>142219574>actively moving on the ground to defend himself,nigga, are you blind? he wasn't even defending himself, two hands in the floor and eating punchslook at it>>142219473
Conor pulling out may have just permaflushed Jiri. Fucking grim
Pereira ducked khamzat reminder
>>142219602WHY THE FUCK DID JIRI LOWERED HIS ARMS THAT WAY, NOBODY CATCHES KICKS LIKE THAT LET ALONE BLOCKING WHAT THE FUCK
>>142219331I was thinking that Pereira should throw a headkick and then he just fucking does it, absolute mad man.
>>142219561hunter strikes again, killing fighter's careers because they can't properly book their events for shit
https://x.com/ufc/status/1807280011197530207?s=46&t=bkbVUMe8pYaLESbWhv8TWQUFC reposting multiple angles of the heem on xitter, need the webm
Jiri has been saying he's going to adjust his style and become more defensively minded since the Reyes fight, but he never fucking does
>>142219524yeah jones most likely won't wrestle
>>142219564what would you attribute that better distance management to. like, how was he better?
Fucking black magic abusing faggot. Fuck this sport
>>142219410>explain more on this plzMummy guard, also called zombie guard, also called dracula guard The technical name is the long guardIt's when you extend your arms out to block punches, it's a bit rare in boxing but pretty common in muay thai and kick boxingTo those who aren't familiar with the technique, it looks like Pereira is getting lit up all the time, but really he's extremely well protectedI think he needs to alternate guard a bit more instead of just relying on long guard and low guard, but the mummy guard has proven effective for him so what do I know
>>142219420If Israel wins he obviously needs to do the final showdown with Poatan at 205. It isn’t even debatable. Fuck anybody saying that isn’t the fight they are just ultra contrarian. It is literally the best rivalry in the current ufc by a hundred miles.
>>142219588sandnigger, he is a native animist like his ancestors. Fuck off with your desert circumcision cults
>>142219575>outit's off, but yes. smiff has a better chance getting into a fight with alex at a bar or something
>>142219251The good divisions are the lighter weightsRogan is still running on fumes though
>>142219575on paper the match up makes sense
>>142219656He should of lost the rakic fight, it convinced him that his tard style still works
>>142219647he probably anticipated a body kick, pereira hit a real good one early round 1
You've now realized Alex Pereira has yet to heem an opponent. Heem: to render an individual unconscious
>>142219655UFC trying their absolute best to make everyone forget that the rest of the card was absolute dogshit
>>142219671ooga booga
It couldnt be a worse story loss for Jerry, he had to wrestlefuck against him, in both fights. And STILL got zeemed
>>142219602back of the head, invalid result. third time's a charm for jerry
>>142219055Alex fucked up by falling for the oldest trick in the book (playing possum) and paid for it. He's been much more patient and calculated later on thanks to this.
feel so bad for Jiri
>>142219613It wouldn't surprise me. The thing about unorthodox guys like him and Tony is a lot of their style is also confidence based. They get away with shit others can't because they have the belief in that shit. As that belief withers away it's harder to get it back, and because unorthodox fighters fight their own way, there's no real way to hone it in again or study it in other fights. You end up at a crossroads where the techniques that brought you there end up being your downfall
ankalaev has a brazza name but his grappling kinda sucks
Jan unironically beat Alex and would beat him again
>>142219636he was moving to improve position to evade the strikes, and that video is just herb forcefully hugging jiri, he looks fine, shaking off the cobwebs.
>>142219689muhammad tongues my anus + you're circumcised
>>142218767Thanks man, that's me England. Suck it cazzies
I want Pereira vs Ngannou
>>142219686Conor heeming his leg and pulling out sucked the wind out of the sails
>>142218889Jones, who is literally an actual homosexual faggot, ducks into Perkino's headkick and gets heemed*
Jiri vs jamawl is the fight to make
>>142219660No but seriously euro descent bros. Do we need to return to Greek gods or something to get our own shaman vrill back? Is this the only way?
Just how fucking good is Jan? Only guy in LHW to not get heemed by Pereira
Poatan needs to learn some basci english man He would be a even bigger superstarHe lives in america as well wtf
>>142219664Thank you, I appreciate this. You think he implemented it better tonight than in the last fight with Jiri?
>>142219613yeah his chin is flushedforever my boy though
>I'm gonna break stone brazzaSOON
Please alex heem ankalaev badly
>>142219710Alex v Jan could've gone either way desu
>>142219659That jiri wasn't able to close the distance as much as before and Pereira was catching him with more kicks and jabs coming in.The left hook knockdown at the end of the first round was beautiful.
the stoppage was early, rewatch it you goof
>pereira left hook vs smifs chin
>>142218780this.
>>142219704his style is based on his athleticism and reactions he's going to have a tferg downfall verysad
>>142219616when? why does he do the sign of the cross?
>>142219728he had the magic of his hangman's rope to counter Pereira's spirits
>>142219705It's because he's in a higher weight class, grappling always looks a bit slower and more awkward there
>>142219665Adesanya would never risk himself by facing Poatan, he already won one fight and that's enough in his head to end on the top of the rivalryHe knows he stands no chance against hydrated Pereira.
>>142219078Alex Pereira is a BJJ blackbelt
>>142219711>moving to improve positionkeknice one, you got me
kek just remembered pfl signed ngannou for infinite dollars and he has yet to fight in the smartagon
>>142219705Ankalaev is both a nightmare matchup for Alex and an easy title defencehe could go out there and get an early takedown and dominate the fight. or he could go out there, refuse to wrestle, force a bad shot and get heemed.
>>142219712he's in manny preparing for his fight cuh frfr ong
jiri status: HEEMED. Alex on the way to becoming the LHW goat.
Alex's chin is literal fucking dust, what's stopping someone from just neglecting the meme kicks and bouncing his skull off the canvas?
>>142219710It’s over Ton.
>First thing you see when you wake up
>>142219697>illegal strikeyeah, you probably shouldn't punch an already dead opponent
>>142219616He is. He does sign of cross before every fight. Where did he say he wasn't christian?
>>142219697So this is jiri's legendary recovery that anons were talking about since their last fight.
>>142219736it just looks worse because he was off balance, it didnt seem to affect him at all while he was on the ground
Why was Jiri freaking out after he got knocked down in R1. what was he getting mad about? Did he think herb called the fight?
>>142219710current alex would murder jan, come on now
>>142219331That's fucking insane
>>142219042He’s a world class black belt, it would be suicide
>>142219710hes right you know
>>142219055Fluke by Izzy, was getting outclassed. Alex was BTFO him whole fight
>>142219664Can you throw ki blasts from this stance or is that illegal?
>>142219771Alex left hand and all the pain from the kicks
>>142219729He can barely speak portuguese
>>142219728Jan was Alex's first fight at 205 and his first fight since getting zeemed by Izzy, he was probably really tentative and a little unsure. If they rematches right now, Jan gets heemed
>>142219710You’re retarded. Jan got his head battered around. This is an extremely low iq position you hold.
>>142219710Maybe is Jan didn't act like he wanted to be euthanized
>>142219759literally who? that retard who got knocked out?Yeah he was a long time ago.
>>142219736This was the one I was looking for, Jiri was dead there.>>142219780You are retarded, Jiri's center of gravity is forward, that hook turned his spine into jelly.
>>142218780>life altering damagebro will look exactly the same, so long as he doesnt do retarded sparring
>>142219757They gave him a black belt for heeming jamal, that shit is meaningless
>>142219758haha chama ;)
>>142219759there's no way he's ever fighting right? I actually want to see him fight that other guy because he would definitely be a top 10 ufc heavyweight.
Riddle me this.If you don't speak a language until you're fluent in it how do you ever become fluent in it?
>>142219536Based
>>142219749He's still in his physical prime though, unlike Tony. I think the ability is there, it's the confidence that might struggle. His whole thing was about being the best. He looked absolutely crushed after this and it seemed like it was because he felt this was a challenge he couldn't overcome and he's not really experienced that in his fighting career.
Whichever coach of Jiri's insisted he go out and strike it Alex should be fired. That game plan was pure retardation.
>>142219780sheep shagging mong
Jiri's confidence and chin FLUSHED his based retard fighting style is finished. He's never winning another fight. Toilet Jiri
Prochazka was heemed so badly he was standing on his feet and engaging in a conversation with UFC official Herbert Dean
>>142219665Jizzy is never facing Alex ever again. He's the kid that finally wins once and decides that is the conclusive victory and nothing else matters. He would never risk losing to Alex again. Alex is staying at LHW or going up to HW. I don't see Alex ever doing MW again.
>>142219781yes. he thought alex did a punch walk off and herb called it, dude was absolutely fucked up.
>>142219818Chama :(
Christ bros.....
Jiri lost the eye check. Hate to see it.
>>142219800huh?
if you were the ufc, why would you not can jones vs stipe to make jones vs pereira at this point?
>>142219771he has suspect defense too. the morning combat guys pointed out his sig strike defense is like 100th place or something crazybut his chin might be decent. we only saw his weight drained dryed out brain at 185 chin
>>142219736Alex got saved by the bell here. Jiri was about to unleash the Warrior's Code on his ass
heeminder you fags were spamming>le 34y old prospect back in 2021
>>142219780>it didnt seem to affect him at allhe literally stood up wobbling
>>142219805why do we have revisionists who watched the sport for 3 months posting now?
Can a webm bro hook me up with the part where Jiri is walking around stumbling
>>142219800yes he's brazilian we know
>>142219620Jones fought a murderer's row of strikers and decisioned or submitted all of them.
>>142219814Just because he doesn't grapple in his fights doesn't mean he doesn't train. Glover is his coach ffs.
>>142219742yegood points
How are you coping right now?
>>142219771An extremely accurate and dangerous counter left hook?
reyes vs jiri 2 is the fight to make
>>142219451Dude got a dose of Pure Performance to the dome
>>142219781>>142219831He didn’t hear the bell and was inviting Alex into his guard you dopes
>>142219871Kek.
>>142219759His son died give him a break he took time off to grieve
>>142219837because if he beats Jones, then Alex probably retires because what else is there for him? no fight will feel bigger, he'll have hit the peakconversely, if jones beats him, jones will retire and you'll have diminished alex's star power for no real reason.
>>142219862LOL
>>142219851idk why u listen when Glover and Blachowicz were making waves back then. No one has eyes or ears
>>142219655
>>142219887>I DIDNT HEAR NO BELL (due to being unconscious when it rang)
Shamanism>>>>>>>>>>training and dedication.
>>142219887>t. Paul Craig
So we all agree that Chama is the all time GOAT?
>>142219812>>142219826>>142219855you are some easy marks boys, fakin hell
>>142219736>>142219850It hurts to see bros.... not even a Jirifag
>>142219872Tried that against Izzy and he woke up with his title missing and his children screaming. You just have to ignore the memekicks and send him to Timbuktu, pillowfisted Jizzy did it, it seems to be pretty easy.
>>142219771Alex unironically has a decent chin at 205The cut to 185 kicked the shit out of him
>>142219862jones is overrated
What did Polyana mean by this?
>>142219836He's gotten better but he isn't very articulate.
>hypercazzie threadswill be here during the WMMA cards to reminisce.
rate this ppv
It's crazy to think that Alex has a legitimate claim to being the 3rd greatest LHW of all time
>>142219918That isn't even the worse. Seeing Jiri stumble being carried by Herb Dean was way worse.
>"At the end of the day, no one knows who the fuck [Alex] is. And he's gonna be that guy, when I'm world champion, when I'm a legend, he's gonna be at some pub talking some shit about "I beat that guy one time," trying to get his dick sucked from a crack whore or some shit."
>>142219915nice try you hueheuheuhe bastard. there aint no way
Do whites have to go to oracles and shit again? We need our own ancestral magic it's not fair
>>142219836his vocabulary and choice of words is terrible, he puts very badly his thoughts into wordsmaybe that's because he didn't have proper study if he tried to speak English it would sound even worse
what about those CANadians that got fucking banged out LMAO
>>142219331Got Jiri to drop his hands. Beautiful
>>142219904fucking herb dancing around before calling out the fight
pagan chads > abrahamic cucks
>>142219862Other than Gus, all those strikers were fat, old men and/or Middleweights
>>142219933Based
>>142219898pereira was already knocked out at mw i don't think anything could diminish his star power more than that at this pointit'd be like when canelo moved up 4 weight classes or some shit to get decisionated by bivol
>cazzie comments already asking for a free ti'ulsho' rat to fight alex
OOOOOH BOOKIES WITH THE BIG HEADKICK, ANON IS OUT COLD.
The switch kick was so perfect it looked AI generated
>>142219942Meanwhile Izzy is going to get heem'd by DDP full oxy intake
>>142219331In isolation, it's a pretty good stoppage from Herb. In the context that Jiri was just brutally dropped like 1minute ago, it's a late stoppage.
>>142219904Must be crazy putting on your city this hard on the world stage, only to let it down this terribly only a short time later
>>1422199341/10 until lopez vs gay boy, then co-main and main 8/10
>>142219900Did you start watching the UFC yesterday? Has Jones ever been close to getting knocked out?
>>1422199345/10highlights: Jiri knock outige coming back strong in the 3rd literally nothing wlae
It really looks like Pereira just goes "guess I'll knock him out now".
>>142219967Bookies ADORE him
>>142219956Better than hearing clowns calling it an early stoppage. They are the ones to blame
Alex is the only fighter I've ever seen knock someone the fuck out and /sp/ is acting like it was anything else than a total blow out.
Joe Pyfer is a heroin addict from Philadelphia. That's the closest thing you can get to a Canadian honestly. 4chan tells me all the time that Quebecois are actually not Canadian, so Marc-Andre is creole or whatever the fuck
Smith is going to look at this fight and think "I can take on Alex Pereira"
>>142219954He didnt drop his hands at all, he partially blocked the kick it just broke his guard cos it was uber powerful
>>142219964>pereira was already knocked out at mw i don't think anything could diminish his star power more than that at this pointbut ufc gained from that because it helped elevate Israel againthey don't gain anything from Jon winning cause Jon is retiring. They'd have to pay Jon a shit ton to agree and then they lose him anyway
>>142219966He's literally the only guy in the division who can give him a challenge
>>142219942How is he coping rn?
>>142219952ok
>>142219997This always happens. When a fighter gets too good or heems one of our bois, we start to turn on him.
>Diego Lopes>Ian Machado>Alex Pereirathis card was full of brazilian excellence
>>142219403Love the way Alex blocked ref from stopping the fight kek
>>142219952You can barely form a sentence monkey boy. Mlk burro do caralho
>>1422199343/10My boy got brutally heemed, his chin obliteratedThe other fights were boring and awful
>>142219078Grappling is for shitters. Casuals are right. Just stand the fuck up if they take you down.
>boy a heem or be heemed fighter>cry when he gets heemedjiribros aren't made for this game
>>142219997no one is acting like that
>>1422199344/10Great last fight, Lopes fight was ok, the grapple fest from the flyweights was a little interesting. Everything else was terrible.
Thanks Alex
>>142219934very bad only fight worth anythng was jiri vs poatan
>>142219962Sure, Gane, DC, roid-monster Belfort, Machida were fat old pillowfisted bums I guess.
>>142220007kek what a gay bitch
>>142220007i cant wait to see his ppv reaction video kek
>>142219997Poatan is too strong, /sp/ is scared of him
>>142220007He is perpetually assblasted
>>142220011On the left: World Champion Fighter and KINGOn the right: used up worn out roastie hasbeen with eyes too far apart
There was ONE heem tonight and it was courtesy of Joe Pyfer. The other finishes were TKOs.
>>142220005they don't gain anything if stipe beats jon either
>>142219423More like fil-it-ed, but yeah
>>142219952fine bait
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xhKMwGozbicnotice at 25 seconds, pereira looks at jiri and mindheems him.
Any webm of the postfight props between Alex and Jiri? Was a really cool moment
>>142219997Nobody is saying that other than obvious shitposters, retard
>>142220059>>142220059>>142220059>>142220059>>142220059
>>142219850look at 3 seconds, jiri is just off balance, and caught him at the wrong angle, a semi slip, that isnt a clean knockdown, hes not even affected by it while hes on the ground, hes actively waving him in
>>142220035Gane is a bum, Machida and Vitor were Middleweights, yes
>>142220035jones roided his entire career and lost to dom reyes. guys a fucking duck artist now
>>142220035>Ganegrapplet>DCmanlet>VitorMW>MachidaMW
>>142220048...with 1 tit.
>>142220027if you don’t cry when your boys are heemed they were never your boys
bo nigger could beat poatan.
>>142219473KWAB
>>142220031what a sorry ass fucking bet, you boring cunt
>>142219371Lay down for 5 minutes against the cage because ankalaev has zero submissions get up Rd2 and headkick that bum
>>142220071Poatan got seemed stiff by a Middleweight. Has Jones ever been close to getting knocked out?
>>142219934Poatan fight was worth the wait, but anything else was thrash. 6/10
>>142220057that's literally it, portuguese is my mother language I can perfectly understand his lack of vocabulary. why the fuck would you think im baiting
>>142220065seems legit
>>142219512Godspeed mon ami
>>142220078Point was Jones has faced good strikers all throughout his career and never been close to getting heemed. Prime Jones would school poatan.
>>142219934those are some terrible nails 3/10
>>142220065You're lost. Euro game threads are tomorrow, /int/cel tourist.
>>142219729He's too busy learning the new best ways of how to kill his opponents. He doesn't have time for that
>>142219606Johnny Walker Fucking Dies
>>142220152the point was disproven immediately by autistic mmanons
>>142220161hi izzy
>>142219512he looks fine tbqhwy, fighters have looked way worse, it was an early stoppage, look how herd is forefully grabbing him, jiri is trying to get away from herb
Alex seems susceptible to getting decisioned by a crotch sniffer pretty much all his UFC fights have been favorable matchups with strikers
>>142219952are you talking about yourself? I speak Portuguese and he sounds like any chill Brazilian guy
If you want to make Poatan a 3 division champion, you give him this man. Jones is way too dangerous, his fight IQ is too high.
>>142220230that's most likely brazilians are all monkeys with poor vocabulary
>>142220051they're both retiring, it doesn't matter
>>142219606Imagine if Walker just walks through 70 left hooks in a row to flatline Alex?
>>142220199Who is left on his division? Where is this grappler of epic proporsions hidden?
>>142220120Some people just dick ride hard specially after a winWhen canelo still used a translator I got into a similar argument once, told a murrikan he really needed that translator because even in spanish he was a dumb beast on the mic, he didn't believe mwHe speaks english now and it's as bad as you imagine
>>142220233the path to 3 belts is down, not up for pierrea, aspinal will wrestle heem him
>>142220266Nowhere, whole division is dogshit. Speaks volumes that Smiff is top 10 innit.
>>142219778>He does sign of cross before every fight. Where did he say he wasn't christian?he explained it was to boost his fire or something, I saw it in an interview, he's not christian
only bongs (pakis) think reddit tom can win against poatan
Once Pooatan gets exposed by a grappler, the narrative is going to be that he was never good.
jiri was still conscious and actively moving to improve his position, early stoppage, just look at the fucking video
>/heem/>idolizes pillowfisted decision merchants>r/ufc>idolizes heemers and real oneswtf heembros are we they the real ones
>>142220233Jones would just play dirty as he always does against stronger opponents
>>142220270still has no idea why would people think im baiting im literally a bigger poatan mark than them
>>142220319>narrative that he was never goodThat will never happen, people are eager to put him on the GOAT spot, if he gets the heavyweight title he will ascend as the greatest striker that ever lived.
>>142219736It's fucking unreal how fast he shoots off that left hook. Neither of his legs is even planted all the power is from the hips and core
>>142220004You tripping? Alex feigned a low kick which Jiri went to catch, Alex then unleashed that beast to the head
>>142220007Bitch tits really holds grudges wow
>>142220023you're still a macaco, diaspora
>>142219671He is neither a native animist and he is a tri racial mutt
>>142219780Holy shit you are retarded
>>142221145a biracial* mutt, Mohammad
>>142221279Triracial you low iq monke He has black blood like the majority of all brazilians Look at his sons , they are curly as fuck and have pseudo negroid traitsHe is Iberian/Portuguese, Native and Black
