>>142229178
shit OP I was still writing it
I was 60% through my list of streams no one will ever click on you faggot

decent effort but not aggressive enough for a countstreamssperg spergout. around my way, they still talk about his screeching the one time bard dared make an OP

https://voca.ro/17TCdEtl3QnQ

good message but I don't know why you decided to speak like a robot

>>142229400
always speaks weird since voice cloner
really did a number on his psyche

>>142229351
recognise that alcohol induced voice
sad

sipping on a lagavulin 16yo (whisky, not a person you creepos)

>>142229493
Clean my feaces you fat laptop thumbing neek

>>142229532
trip on micksperg

>>142229279
>they still talk about his screeching the one time bard dared make an OP
especially strange considering they're the same person

>>142229592
tf is that? sounds like somethying a freshcunt would say

looks like the schizos are having a meet
will come back later

>>14222973
Meds then bed

>>142229351
dial down that poofy lisp you go going and maybe the job search will improve.

https://youtu.be/nWTaSNQULHE?si=IMEitXc4vCPyynUB

Yep

>>142229819
I have a job you fat neek

not clicking

best /mu/core is MF DOOM (2bh)

>>142229884
so does a door stop. but I'm talking about gainful employment

England- Slovakia later
I once met a woman in Bratislava
She let me stick it in all three holes
Swallowed my cum after it had been in her arse

County Championship, 9th games.

BBC live text and radio available as is ECB website livestreams.

>Division One

DURHAM v WORCESTERHSIRE
https://youtu.be/XJk8JOLBVjg

HAMPSHIRE v KENT
https://youtu.be//qMUD21scJxE

LANCASHIRE v NOTTINGHAMSHIRE
https://youtu.be/1Wn3LcJUXWo

SOMERSET v WARWICKSHIRE
https://youtu.be/4DqzSmHvW0o

SURREY v ESSEX
https://youtu.be/0u6bxPOcSaQ


>Division Two

DERBYSHIRE v YORKSHIRE
https://youtu.be/ZOYcu6ja5vA

GLOCESTERSHIRE v GLAMORGAN
https://youtu.be//hA5C8Evu0IE

LEICESTERSHIRE v MIDDLESEX
https://youtu.be/qS0bK6Fsw3Q

NORTHAMPTONSHIRE v SUSSEX
https://youtu.be/0VddlQgShyA

spacky b really upset with me today it seems, kek, only made like 3 posts and he seethes. Go fuck yourself you fat paki freak, you aren’t the main character.

>>142229980
You don't know what you are talking about you dumb fat neek

>>142230039
kek takes him almost 2 hours to write it >>142226812

and he does it every day
mental that

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>fat neek

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>linking back to your own posts in prior threads

>>142230136
t.fat neek

>>142230136
if you flip this 90° clockwise it looks like zachy indoor rockclimbing

zachary "poof voice" bowen

>>142230136
If you flip this 90° anticlockwise it looks like zachy attempting V5

>>142230136
If you flip this 180° anticlockwise it looks like zachy after grandaddy says he won't lend him the money to buy a real chair

V5 is bakmhut at this point
Already fallen

>>142230241
>>142230318
>>142230435
enjoyed these

>>142230318
>>142230435
Looks like bum duo are in

Just had two teenaged boys in my bedsit tell me I'm ripped

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>>142230136
>>142230241
>>142230318
>>142230435
maybe this poomunity can still have some ok moments

just woke up, might watch my old county Hampshire

>shaming people for being in shape
Fat neek

just went for a walk around the hotel ngl mexico is quite scary

>>142230970
Why do you live there then?

>>142230970
what city?

>>142230752
Your autism is legendarily overactive today if you think that's the reason people mock the "two teenaged boys" thing.

>hotel
>live
am here on bizness you fat neek

based drug baron

>>142231105
>business
>in Mexico
I'm telling the police to not let you back in.

>>142231071
Yeh mate I don't understand deep /cric/ humour
Kill yourself you pretentious laptop thumbing retard

>>142231334
Now now take your autism pills.

>Other than Vincent Fuller, no other Hampshire player has a strike rate over 60
really too brainful for the england team

>>142231435
Go thumb your laptop you worthless fat neek

>>142230616
did they have a look of desperation
eyes wide with fear
eyeing the exit?

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feel like shit
just want happy zachy from this morning back

>>142231676
Sorry m8 he's like a walking fuse. One lighter and off he goes from naught to spastic fit in under a second.

Tic for tac
I will give as good as I get

believe the saying is tit for tat

>>142230136
this is LITERALLY me rn because I don't want to fucking work tomorrow I can't no no no I can't take it anymore
can't take another annoying email
can't take another lazy bitch fobbing shit off on me because she probably has 2 brain cells
can't take another call that could easily be asked over teams chat
can't take more daily standups
can't take more sprints

the KPI death machine of scrum

>>142231978
I can't be arsed with work either
I am yet to actually be rewarded for it
My conscienciousness is yet to be subsidised

>>142231978
have you considered doing a real job?

>>142232349
Scrum is a system for people with no real jobs to give a sense of urgency to their non-job
The problem is it's pretty annoying for real jobs, especially when implemented in an environment where it doesn't make much sense.
No one in the teams works together so hearing about other people's blockers has no productivity

>>142231978
Have all that at my job too but cos I wfh I just join the meeting with my camera off and contribute nothing and don't bother stressing about it

>>142232689
>admitting you don't contribute anything real enough for anything to ever get back to you

>>142232571
I have absolutely no idea what you're on about think it must be about some complete bullshit to be honest

Despise project managers, business analysts, solutions architects, and other such non-jobs with a passion

>scrum master
such an NPC title kek

>>142232759
If you get paid the same amount for contributing nothing as you do for contributing something, you'd have to be a real fucking MUG to waste your time and mental energy contributing something

>>142232847
still better than being called a civil SERVANT lol

>>142232571
t. tsar with his silo

>>142232858
so you're comfortable being a parasite?

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Based Ben stokes getting the poon tang

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>FB_IMG

zachy 'boomerbook phoneposter' bowen

least I'm not a fat neek like you

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>maybe I'll just call them all 'fat neeks' for the 1098418th time
>that'll show em

>>142233038
Yeah very comfortable

>>142233795
>>142233740

x

>>142233886
based no morals man, must feel great

Well, Not like I'm calling them fat neeks without good reason
I'm calling them fat neeks because they are in fact fat neeks

zachy can't get his head around the concept of good and bad laptops. one for fun one for work. you'd think a train driving low IQ chimp could handle 2 states but apparently not

>>142233795
he goes through autistic phases like this
previously used to post 'meds then bed' and 'you're wrong' to everything. leans on these buzzwordy posts when he's getting btfo because he can't win the argument

>>142234022
utterly grim
You seriously need to get a hobby that involves exertion
You fat laptop thumbing chimp fat neek

>>142234022
>>142234110
You two are both so fat and cringe >>142234110

It's disgusting

got him dancing to my tune kek

>>142234145
not fat, told you already. your gimmick is dire because it's just blind guessing and highly inaccurate as a result

Cool story you fat neek

you're a childish dolt
see >>142233795

>>142234468
You are a fat neek
Your puffy belly button is crying out for bidet treatment

done with you pal
always thought bard was a better poster anyway

Ed Barnard is a better cricketer than Jonny Bairstow

Lol
Seething fat neek

I'm going to watch England-Slovakia

>>142234743
forgot about that
almost my bedtime though
will be Just Waking Up around midnight to 1am I reckon.

imagine typing in 'indoor rock climbing' under the hobby field, but the absurdity of it not making you blow torch your face

Big fan of climbing me
Will never stop climbing

>can't bring himself to include 'indoor'
kek humiliation ritual

heard zachy's season has been cut short by injury
V6 completion pushed back to 2027

>What is the meaning of climbing?
>: to go upward

yikes sorry son, Oxford got an issue with your lack of upwards movement.

I don't get injured
Welsh doesn't crack

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zacky mate didnt you say you climbed v6 yesterday?
what does that even meen lol

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>welsh
>this larp again

;`(
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=788ag7mGBKM

never seen zachy with a Welsh flag but have seen bard with one
what conclusion is one meant to draw from this, other than bard being more Welsh than zachy?

>>142235094
I am Welsh tho
Two of my grandparents first language was Welsh

>>142234591
Thanks

>>142234659
Barnard is ok but don't think he's ever going to be England standard
Not quite good enough with the bat and only bowls dibbly dobblers

dying soon

Gonna plan a hypothetico-SEA trip while I watch the deanoball
Something to do enit

>>142235168
bard is vpn schizo

Can't help thinking I should have done SEA at 25 at the latest
Will begrudgingly drag myself to a party hostel but finally getting a bit mentally fatigued with it all

SEA mogs SAm
the latter is good if you're into gay clubbing and drugs I guess

Never been abroad except on a school trip to France when I was 11
Irresponsible to frivolously spend on holidays without your future secure

When I am 50 I will have time.

Self-hatred isn't mentally healthy. You are English.

>>142235385
Quite worried that I'll be a rich boomer with a fat pension looking back wondering if I wasted my youth

I can barely even be arsed to type this out
But you are totally wrong
South America is literally god's continent
SEA the devil's

>>142235708
Have you ever been to SEA though?

And you've barely been to South America desu, you should definitely go back. I can share my itinerary with you if you like x

I can assure you, I definitely have been to South America

>>142235954
You went to like two cities in Colombia and spent a little bit of time in the Antioquian countryside, that barely counts

giving all my power and hoping beryl does the job

plebby didn't even do the old 'huasca
can he really say he's been there?

Mama Ayahuasca could unironically fix Zachy. Only didn't really work on me because there's literally nothing to fix

my mum says if i went to japan the girls would love me

>>142236680
think that's a L for bard /SLASH/ another lie from bard, as he apparently underwent the ritual and came out the otherside as the same self-absorbed dickhead.

Meme country won a meme tournament for a meme format.

got a proper farmer's tan fellas ngl
will be continuing on the farmtoil me ngl
fyi

>>142237211
what exactly do you mean by this?

>>142237384
fuck up fatguts

Oi Sebbo you're a septic tank, yank

>>142237583
>>142238033
'avin some lembas bread† rn with fresh COLD pineapple juice

>dat south indian hand
I'm sorry the other jeets bully you mate. it's honestly pure racism

>>142239545
recipe:
take a nasty shit in the toilet
retrieve it
dry it out
make a roux
slowly crumble your dried human shit into the roux
add some nuts
bake until solid

take a big bite out of and post onto /cric/
love the taste of dried shit me

sebshit posted his hand and then deleted it kek
will repost from the archive if you deny it

>>142239635
>>142239776
>>142239785
x

>>142239776
et wala

>>142239785
sebbo likes a good delete after 2 mins
usually deletes his whole post rather than just the image though

i've never been able to delete one of my posts
how do you do it?

lurk more

alright i'll post my arsehole then try to delete it

Deanoball focused business idea:
Bazball

>>142241033
no you won't
unfortunately
always look forward to a hairy bloke's arsehole me

>>142231978
getting second waves of this rn
CAN'T TAKE IT NO MORE

I just woke up
Missed the Slovakia goal lmfao

>>142241752
Take your meds you fat neek

I just found a beer
Lets go England

no I won't post this in the chav threads:
reckon England are cooked. 20 minutes for a goal? not happening innit

>>142237198
I said this already

Come on England
Score a fucking goal

Bring on zachy B as manager right fucking now

Absolutely nothing exciting about watching a ball cross the goal boundary

>>142246453
suppose southgate must be a based freethinker then

Southgate is test cricket

>that foden ear tattoo
Holy grim

>>142246785
HOWEVER
>Gareth Southgate says England are taking inspiration from the Bazball style of the cricket team in their pursuit of Euro 2024 glory

>>142246996
unironically would be doing better considering all of england's talent is on the attack in footie lol

>>142246785
This is bard

didn't think I'd be as disappointed as I am when england inevitably bottled it in the footy

Yes

Biggest moment in UK history since zachy climbing v5

holy fuck nvm

wtf I hate cricket now

>>142249060
MENTIONED

So get in

>starts playing bazball
>wins
woah it's really that easy

this is more of a sport than t20
we were always more of a football nation anyway

amazing how if you have some of the world's most talented attacking players that you start doing better when you attack rather than when you defend with our mid backline and leave offense stranded

Insane how based zachy is

Gareth Southgate is the Mike Brearley of (test match) football

https://youtu.be/jjAx4S8l_Bg?si=nlhe9NLVJXGwi8AO

*Be's listening*

we did it reddit

Slovakia arent happy
The eternal Anglo bombed Serbia
>Sweet Caroline playing
Deep down I wanted Slovakia to win

oh shut up you little killjoy spaccy

>>142253976
*Jiggles your fat little mong Belly*

>>142254501
seen you using this one a lot lately. FYI it's a dire gimmick you fat neek

https://youtu.be/fx_NQRxuK6M

OHNONONONO ZACHY ACTUALLY SAID SLOVAKIA WOULD BEAT ENGLAND WHAT A RETARD

>>142254829
I'm not a fat neek
You fat neek

Lose weight

>more fags doing fireworks in Agra for an England soccer win than Indian World Cup final cricket win
So much for that new Hindu nationalism

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This is me

>>142254893
>>142255021
https://youtu.be/NIBQ0X24wUY

If anyone wants my autograph
I will be at freeklime, york tomorrow about 4pm
Murdering some v5s

Georgia is rightful Welsh clay
Charlotte church could be from Georgia and you would know any different

*wouldn't

she's a fat welsh neek, bit like certain man

Terrible execution of certain man gimmick
You need to be hand held, you fat neek retard

got you malding so can't have been too bad

Football is closer to cricket than t20

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Can't decide if it was more SA stuffing it or India coming back from being down. Either way gg and see you in 2028

God I'm so fucking hot right now
If I was gay I would wank myself off

>>142258088
Bizarre welshoid cope

Poo

>zachy
>welsh
lad is a larper

Declan Bellinger
If you ever need a friend
The door is always open
And we both can say
Who's laughing now?

Club have come crawling back and said they need me to play Tuesday. Bigwigs still want me to pay membership, captain says I won't need to. Bit of a mess. Averages could be at risk

>>142261175
I am basically Welsh
Im well swarthy and two of my grandparents first language was Welsh
How do you even get more Welsh than that

In hindsight
This was a banger

https://youtu.be/x1BjOBnJMHU?si=qBW_Ss6rYyp1WLKs

bard are you left or right hand bat? either way I'd heem you and your rather suspect '''front foot cut''' (not a real shot) technique with my big inswingers

Two ideas two save me from a lifetime of laptop thumbing mediocrity:

-a bouldering gym
-only fans

>>142262512
Right hand bat
Am a bit susceptible to an inswinger desu, particularly if you can keep it on middle and off

>only fans
yeah suppose huge foreheaded fatt neek must be a kink for someone lol

I think I will actually talk to my grandad about starting a bouldering gym in Worthing
Do something you love and you won't work a day

>>142263521
>Me
>Fat
I suppose 2+2=5? Fatty neel boy
*Rubs your puffy belly*

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Just woke up lads

https://yorkshireccc.com/news/wonderful-wharton-hails-fantastic-fernando/

My presence at Scarborough sparked a revival

don't you have to be at least a little bit attractive to start an only fans?

>>142265902
No

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pretty grim out
might go sit in a pub
they don’t look very friendly though

>>142266064
Go snort some coke and fuck some bunda

>>142266126
Mexican women are bizarre
either absolutely stunning or short and fat
nothing else
think I’ll do it, bit of booze and maybe I’ll start up a convo with the locals

>>142266167
South American women start hot but become short and fat at the age of about 26. In the genes unfortunately

I'm so fucking jealous right now
Wish I was in Mexico city and not.york

>>142266239
here till Friday if you fancy it m8

>>142266610
Would love to but I'm occupied by toil unfortunately

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'Noon lads

Looking good mate
2024 is the year to be in great shape

>>142263689
>>142263690

Absolute write-off of a weekend
I have bouldering to look forward to and nothing more

>>142267055
do you mean bardering?

>>142267084
Dire gimmick
Dave McLeod said vegetarians can't limb

Not being funny or anything
But if I were gay
I would definitely wank myself off

can't accuse anyone of dire gimmicks when you've been trying to force this terrible one yourself all day

*can't accuse anyone of dire gimmicks when you've been trying to force this terrible one yourself all day*

I am the man who will save wales

>>142262367
for me its
https://youtu.be/elFDoNlj2XI?si=HHiDitFicMxjoqsV

https://youtu.be/Cq6WVa4-O5U?si=-cuyyk-U1lTETA8H

DO NOT check the PARSIQ price right now

Tomorrow, I will wake up with upfront zoomer chad approved, bulging bicep veins and six pack abs

you'll wake up with an upfront zoomer chad

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Bad news. Ashmina Karmacharya was not called up for the Women's Asia Cup.

Upfront zoomer chads have got me feeling good about myself
Be prepared, world

My left shoulder unironically hurts
Knowing my luck it's probably some hideous bone cancer or something
Excellent

2026 will be a good year for America.

We get another World Baseball Classic that is ours to win, now that everyone involved have accepted that it actually does matter a great deal. And we also get another T20, which will be our come-up story. I think we can all agree America rising rapidly from out of nowhere to win it all in test cricket would be the best possible story.

>>142271281
Maybe you'll get lucky and get to die.

tired and disengaged from toil
thoughts drift to peace within test cricket

Bouldering later.

Now that the dust has settled, was SKY's catch legit?

>>142259750
2027 is the year SAF wins first WC

>>142276734
He probably touched it but it probably wouldn't have made a difference 6 or not

>>142276734
good enough for the third umpire

It begins.
Another week.
Another hustle.

8pm here. Finished toil. Cozy on the couch watching house of dragons kino

Got invited to a $2k freelance toil gig that looks interesting and which I should be able to do in my free time in a month, but they want me to do a video call to talk through it. Probably gonna decline, simply cba with calls

came up with a smart way to dox /cric/ poosonalities lads. reckon it'll work. watch this space haha

>>142278628
pretty sure you could get me down to my town just through my posts

I've been here for 5+ years and am still just a humble 'anon'

>>142278648
this is me but irl

>>142278722
based 5 y/o

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IT'S SO FUCKING OVER BROS

>>142278788
nepali girls are so cute...

>>142278816
raducanu from nepal

>>142278468
https://x.com/Kaibab_Ur/status/1807144524797616545

if japan had won WW2 they would've killed off the whole east coast and bihar
VGH

never clicked on any of your twitter links and certainly don't intend to do so now

Zachs arse is public property

alri' /cric/men

chicken cacciatore bubbling along nicely

just don't fall for the adding wine meme

Adding wine, or at least white vinegar, is very important for all sorts of dishes. Even though it evaporates it still imparts an important taste, and the meal will be noticeably lacking if it's left out

The fact that these niggas won without a main man from haryana like yuvraj or kapil dev is the biggest proof of the sport being dead

>>142278991
want to see dis niggas coq au vin

Wypipo be liek- dis food need sum wine in it

If somebody DARED to serve me a lemon and pea risotto without using white wine in the preparation then I'd spit it right back into their stupid face

Got a wineo in lads

>>142279051
It's truly over for the sport of T20.

>>142279104
>want to see dis niggas coq
bit gay ngl

Volunteered to help out with some proofreading at toil because I suspected they'd give £50 or maybe even £150 vouchers to volunteers to say thank you

Got the task today and they've assigned me 60 documents to proofread by 5pm today ffs

Will probably just do 10 and /cric/ post instead

>>142279169
yeah hate when you try and help out (although note you were only doing it for your personal gain rather than out of any goodness that you do not possess), and then they just take the piss

unless it's a parent/child or partner sort of thing a volunteer should not be given anything too annoying

>>142279230
I would never volunteer for toil shit out of the goodness of my own heart, you'd have to be a bloody mug to do that

wouldn't trust bard in the slightest in terms of proofreading, given how many typos he makes in his /cric/ posts

>>142279322
think they might have had a bit more velocity during 9/11 mate than on the runway

>>142279395
Don't really enjoy proofreading one bit desu, too lazy for it
More of a writesman really

>>142230039
pre-streams post for day 2 of current round.

>Division One

Durham 190. & 33/3.
v Worcestershire 112.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/c1dm0gyk93lo
https://youtu.be/t2HuOMh1N3w

Hampshire 301/3.
v Kent
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/clwylg530x1o
https://youtu.be/KlPATqUb8LE

Lancashire 334/8.
v Nottinghamshire
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/cyj4lekxvxzo
https://youtu.be/S4MlqznItAQ

Somerset
v Warwickshire 373/8.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/cz5d27d56dro
https://youtu.be/souhJDyfcx0

Surrey 248/8.
v Essex
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/c897gjv4ello
https://youtu.be/x4xtWrbsMrA


>Division Two

Derbyshire 76.
v Yorkshire 283/5.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/cw8yw6z82d8o
https://www.youtube.com/live/ZOYcu6ja5vA

Gloucestershire 179.
v Glamorgan 133/7.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/cz7e5l4rreko

Leicestershire 179. & 40/1.
v Middlesex 86.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/c9wv8gw8emzo
https://youtu.be/boujSk0ZRT4

Northamptonshire 97.
v Sussex 143. & 83/2.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/c2lkjqlp0v9o
https://youtu.be/O1ZNgTCqcmw

>>142279398
Same thing would happen just faster. The pole would have sliced right through the wing like butter

look up the definition of 'neek' in the dictionary and it's a picture of countysperg hunched over his desk and laptop thumbing out that entire post every day. grim

Countystreamslad is an hero and should be respected

>>142279428
County Championship, 9th game. Day 2 of current round.

BBC live text and radio available .
Livestreams on ECB website as well.

>Division One

DURHAM v WORCESTERHSIRE
https://youtu.be/pyi2KqhHoqE

HAMPSHIRE v KENT
https://youtu.be/QOGXo7SgJlg

LANCASHIRE v NOTTINGHAMSHIRE
https://youtu.be/gJPOdZGsfEE

SOMERSET v WARWICKSHIRE
https://youtu.be/QkMLdAAaLXA

SURREY v ESSEX
https://youtu.be/1_xMhPueIeE


>Division Two

DERBYSHIRE v YORKSHIRE
https://youtu.be/CfQ8a3oSMPc

GLOUCESTERSHIRE v GLAMORGAN
https://youtu.be/7WjhARdEFMI

LEICESTERSHIRE v MIDDLESEX
https://youtu.be/u9UTTDdRbfk

NORTHAMPTONSHIRE v SUSSEX
https://youtu.be/9rJZI1SF3j8

Ignore the spambot known as z**hy edition.

best part is he types it all up for free
at least bard found a way to monetise it

>>142279428
yeah mate where the FUCK is the embed link for div 2 derbyshire vs yorkshire?

you clearly half-arsed this.

>Ignore the spambot known as z**hy edition.
hmm weird that kinda sounds like something you'd put into an OP

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>post the streams
>the bot immediately replies thrice

Zacounty Streeb

Just got over the hump
You know the one where you start drinking and it feels a bit rough for a little bit before it suddenly smooths out and you're in detached bliss for the rest of the day

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BROSSSSS....

>>142279610
all of them retired anyway

>>142279604
Dumb alcoholic

>>142279636
smarter than u

So the guy in Mexico is Bard or any other /cric/ character I haven't been familiarised with?

you can go back, the t20s are finished

>>142279667
Nope. You're a subhuman. You're not even on the same scale as me.

>>142279712
Probably true my scale only goes up to 300lbs you fat neek

>zachy thinks intelligence is measured in lbs
Absolute STATE of this subwit

>>142279701
Somebody else. Think he's Welsh (due to Penderyn purchase for his boss (what sort of suck-up buys their boss a gift ffs)), maybe glammylad

Surrey all out, Snater gets his third off a dumb slog by Lawes which was caught in the slips.

Still good bowling conditions, fairly nervous about these early stages for Essex.

Might move to France now that the undesirables are being kicked out

>he think he's desirable

Fuck Stokes n McCullum and their bullshit selection policy and stupid bazball nonsense.

There, said it. Bye.

>>142279709
no, you can go back now that cric is free of fat jerky NEEKS

GOTTEM

The bankers
The bonuses

Grenfell
Free school meals

the post office

saw that post office series actually
loved the bit where the army of lawyers in their shiny cars marched in as a legion into a little post office in rural wales or something

keeping the small man down innit

Mad how the government steals half my pay cheque just so it can give lunch to some little poor bastards with irresponsible parents who no doubt piss away money on other things

>>142280498
imagine the billable hours

the tories
the russian disinfo

>>142279610
aren't they playing in Zim in liek a week¿

Kashif Ali will probably join Notts next year and be into the England lineup by 2025, screengrab this comment

Notice wikipedia has started labelling people as 'batter' now

>batter
that's what you do to fish?

>>142282043
>making a fifty in fc cricket with a meh avg is good enough for the Englel team
is he down to baz though¿

>>142282231
utterly dehumanising

>>142282341
He's only just started in FC cricket really, will get better and better. The Bard Talent ID© which correctly called Pennington's call-up simply doesn't miss

make sure to refer to yourself as a batter in your upcoming cricketing blogs bard (don't be a chud)

>>142282043
there is no talent in this country anymore

>>142282448
Wherever possible I refer to bowlsmen, fieldsmen, batsmen, umpsmen, scoresmen, groundsmen, and tealadiesmen, because I'm a terrible chud

>>142282518
Fortunately there's still talent in Kashmir we can plunder through SACA

Match tomorrow
Team's still four short, clearly struggling for numbers after deciding that only paying members would be able to play (although the captain's saying I don't need to be a member to play tomorrow after all)
Tempted to make myself unavailable so the club is forced to concede the match and reflect upon the consequences of their latest cash grab
But on the other hand it's good to get out of the house etc and I've just bought that new kit so may as well use it

https://x.com/LookAtMyMeat1/status/1807473194686702057
take note, z

>>142279169
You are such an absolute fuckwit it's impressive.

>>142282782
Have proofread 13 documents thus far but have just come up against a 74-page BEHEMOTH and have informed them I'll be getting no further than that

Feel like my efforts deserve the £250 voucher (the highest possible bonus) desu, but I'd settle for £150

>>142282686
Just kys bro, saves us all in the end.

>>142282813
See>>142282839

BUSINESS IDEA:
I'VE INVENTED A NEW WAY OF MAKING CRICKET A LOT MORE INTERESTING AND WATCHABLE.
PLEASE KEEP VIEWING THIS SPACE WHILE I MS PAINT MY IDEA.

>>142282813
i'd settle for £566 iykwim haha

>>142282839
Not sure how it would save everybody if I were to shuffle off this mortal coil prematurely. Suppose it depends in what sense you're using the word "save". Guess it'd save you from having to read blogposts, at least, but that's about it

>>142282878
Same but will actually end up with about £991 from that iywkim haha

business idea: the 50

Business idea: All Bindia flags fuck off back to currychan or whatever the fuck its called, and never come back.

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>>142282864
BEHOLD! WE CAN FIX CRICKET BY IMPLEMENTING TWO BATS TO BAT WITH INSTEAD OF ONE.

DUAL WIELDING TWO BATS ALLOWS THE BATSPERSON A LOT MORE VERSATILE PLAYSTYLE. IT ALSO GIVES YOU A TACTICAL ADVANTAGE OF NOT MISSING BALLS THAT GO DOWN THE LEG SIDE.

WHAT DO YOU GUYS THINK?

>Twice as many Britons want tax rises as want cuts, survey finds

Why are we such a moronic nation? We already have the highest tax burden in over 70 years, when we had to steal from the populace to fund post-war rebuilding. Now the braindead average joe wants the government to steal even more money from me (they're probably low-earners or tax-dodging tradies who won't be directly affected), all because any notion of personal responsibility is gone from this once-great island of ours

Sorry, that last post wasn't directly cricket-related and now I'm reflecting on my actions and resolving to do better

business idea: spend more tax money on cricket like programs for the youth

>>142283296
*And for impoverished 31 year olds so that they don't have to pay membership fees as well as match fees for a bit of meaningless midweek memebash

>>142283014
left wing mindrot
it'll probably blow over when the realities of labour set in

>>142283338
just buy a case of beers to sell to the boys when your team's batting lad

where's zachy?

mindbroken

but here >142283438, seething that old farts like his made up grandad might have to pay some tax rather than hoard their ill-gotten gains.

>>Major League Cricket is right around the corner if you love the short format! (Starts Friday July 5)

>>142283976
People """earning""" passive income by hoarding wealth will continue to avoid tax desu, it'll be those of us who break our proverbial backs toiling each day who have to pay even more

I don't think that was zachy either desu, he's not too clued up on finances or taxation, just waiting for his inheritance to sort him out

Think it was one of /cric/'s slightly quieter high-earning tarqs, maybe that fella who works for r NHS