>Hasn't made a single change
kek is he trolling at this point?
>>142242435trust the plan
of course, it’s tactical genius - they were expecting us to move walker over, bring on Palmer, Gordon and Trent, start pressing etc but now they will be shocked by our uninspired continuation of threatless defence. Easy and brilliant.
>Kick off>Pass back to PickfordO LAWD
>>142242516always has been
It's over.Is this a worse knockout that Iceland 2016?
>everything is the manager's faulthow about the hyped players like Kane and co actually do something when they get a chance?
He gave up Probably knows that he is a lock for the USA job after tomorrow
apologise
>>142242830LOL
>>142242830Apologise for apologising
>>142242602I imagine this gif every time I see this post
The bus is already in park and the hand brake pulled.
>>142242721He picked this team and the positions they play.
>>142242721How is it not the managements fault mate?
>>142242721if a player sucks, it's his faultif everyone sucks, it's the manager's fault
>>142243408Let's are out of the ignition, even.
>>142242435>62'Still no change
>>142244169Keys*
Graham Potter is getting a haircut and buying a new suit as we speak...
>>142244257Oi you phoneposting from the pub mate?
>>142242435Working as intended
>>142242435he will NEVER be employed as a manager again. Completely exposed his cluelessness and tactical ineptitude to the world. If he's lucky a league one side might be desperate enough to take him on as an assistant coach in 3+ years
Karma is a bitch englel
>only 30 minutes left of soufgateenjoy it while it last
He'll bring Lewis Dunk on after 80 mins and play him as a striker
+++ BREAKING NEWS +++Palmer MIGHT come in+++++++++++++++++++++
>>142244310I'm drunk phone posting from my bed
>>142244540Southgate is desperate
>saka at left backLmao
>>142244641Thats his original position but still retarded kek.
PALMER ALPHA MALE TAKEOVER IN COMING> PALMER ALPHA MALE TAKEOVER IN COMINGPALMER ALPHA MALE TAKEOVER IN COMING> PALMER ALPHA MALE TAKEOVER IN COMINGPALMER ALPHA MALE TAKEOVER IN COMING> PALMER ALPHA MALE TAKEOVER IN COMINGPALMER ALPHA MALE TAKEOVER IN COMING> PALMER ALPHA MALE TAKEOVER IN COMING
>>142244691He hasn't played there in years
>>142244641you just fucking know southgate will bring out some shit like "well needs must" BUT SOUTHGATE YOU PICKED THIS FUCKING SQUAD WITH 0 FIT LEFT BACKS
>>142244614Why tf are you already in bed and drunk at that?>>142244641Truly grim.
I guess not-calling Jack Grealish will be now seen as a mistake
Kane, Jude and Foden just dont care about staying in their positions.
>>142244430The FA might still keep him because he is the perfect government stooge.
>lets cut inside one more time for good measurehate this trope, if you're not named Robben you shouldn't attempt this
15 minutes left of Gareth Southgate..
>>142242435He's basically written a suicide note.Hard to give a fuck about England since 2010 anyway.And fuck the England Band. Noise polluting cocksuckers.We're a rich man's Scotland. Endless disappointment. Our lot are overpaid cunts.
>Kaneabsolute state of that
+++ BREAKING NEWS +++Soufgate confirms that hewill not be making any furthersubstitutes.+++++++++++++++++++++
Are they capable of a shot on target before the match ends?
>>142245995Thats not news.
Is this Sarfgate nigger doing it on purpose?
>>142242721We have people that play for Bayern Madrid city that are all some of the best in their respective leagues, the idea that it’s the players at this point when the only constant is the same shit manager is ludicrous
>>142246070Slow news day, that's all I'm working with m8.
>>142246094his game management has been consistently awful and this is just vintage southgate. he probably thinks this is going well and something will come
I hope England win so we get southgate again for the world cup
He thinks it will go to extra time
+++ BREAKING NEWS +++Soufgate has been taken hostage and was forced todo 1 (one) substitution.+++++++++++++++++++++
sarfgate changes the only position he does every match and brings on a literal who
ONLY 5 MINUTES LEFT OF SOUFGATE !!THIS IS IT!!!
>taking mainoo off for ezeok i'm out. it's over
england is gonna win this 2-1 aren't they
Slovakia are utter shit
I've seen a lot of bad England games in my time but this has to be the worst of them all, woeful
>foden is still on the pitch
Been to Slovakia once, its like Bulgaria but with refurbished buildings.
We need to lose this to get rid of Southgate If he made it further there's a risk he could stay
>>142246842>>taking mainoo off for ezefucking knew it. only position that wanker will change.
trust the plan we will be fresh in the overtime
+5 minutes of agony
>that noseIs he Jewish?
Fucking end it now plz
>>142247376pure agony, feel like my own country is playing
>+6The plan is unfolding as I type. The process can't be halted.
>>142247057they have done us over completely by blocking midfield and completely nullifying everyone and forcing the ball out to foden/trippier to just cut it back and recycle the ball. how gordon isn't on the pitch and how kane/foden are still there is fucking baffling>>142247105>I've seen a lot of bad England games in my time but this has to be the worst of them all, woefuli completely agree. the thing about this is that there's just no fucking hope. southgate picked a squad that has 0 balance and he has tried to make the same shit lineup work when it's clear there is coherency. it's complete agony because a blind man could manage this better
THE LAST MINUTES OF "GARETH ANTI-FOOTBALL SOUTHGATE" ARE UNFOLDING !!
>another slovak subHow do they do it bros?
>>142244946Southgate hates creative players or attacking players and here we are 1-0 down. Amazing stupidity.
Southgate will be jobless in less than 3 minutes
>tfw they're going to blame diversity
2 minutes to go makes a sub. well done gareth
Here you go lad, 3 minutes to shine!
wtf is this sub lmao
Ayy Toney I'm parkin here
based as fuck>4 more years of soufgate
>2 minutes left>GET TONEY ON
>pikachuface.jpg
APOLOGISEEEEEEEEEE
>>142247475It would explain a lot
>>142248110>this will get the fans back on side
Undeserved just send us home please
Bruv finna get knighted now lmao
>>142248306>4 more years of soufgate
>>142248671kek
all going to plan
>>142248671Kino. Moar bongs tears for me!
>>142248671all according to plan
>Soulgate wins again in dramatic fashionWhy do you keep doubting him
brilliant
>>142242435>saves subs for extra timeWhos laughing now?
RIGGED, we dont deserve to win
>its happening
trust the plan
I fucking kneel. I will never doubt the plan again
Super sub Toney.
>>142242435sorry for doubting you gareth-sama
he's playing 4d chessyou're playing checkers
Southgate is just too smart for us. It's ok, how can we compare to a trickster god?
Just play 442 with Kane and Toney next match please
>>142242435HOWEVER
>>142250166Can't make this up.
>>142244440Cope!
>>142242435>England fans will celebrate scraping by against a bunch of Slavia Prague players
>>142242435What's his secret formula?
>sub gives an assistNigger is either the luckiest man alive or 5D chessmaster
>>142250545Wasn't it a sub to sub to fluker goal?All according to plan, methinks.
>>142242435Well it's a winning strategy
PLAN STATUS: TRUSTED
This is quantum entanglement chess.
*plays rope a dope for 90 minutes before initiating the kill*BASED
>slovaks staying down after being hit by the ballI thought slavs were meant to be hard
>lulls then into a false sense of security>initiates the killing blowSometimes his genius... it's almost frightening
>>142248110>not understanding the genius of Gareth
park the bus kino
>tactically draws to get Slovakia>masterfully paces the game>scores at the end after getting his team experience/minutes>scores immediately in ET>humble 2-1 win>gives diplomatic answers in post-game interview>moves onto the final without fanfare>continues to hide power level4 digit IQ strats
>>142242435Trust the plan
Southgate is a genius.He will lead that team for years to come.
embarrassing for Europe that we're on course to win a major international tournament with literally no tactical plan whatosever.
>>142251645We are gonna kick your ass dont you worry
ngl Pickford is entertaining to watch in all his madness