Why do they act like they still have an empire?
>>142259498We have an empire based on the seethe of foreigners. May it last a thousand years.
Why do you still act like you're in the Euros?
>>142259498Why are you so bad at football?
>10th thread you’ve made today seriously did an english person molest you as a child? what’s your problem?
>>142259498how many seethe threads are you going to post?
>>142259549kek
>>142259601furor teutonicusI cant stand you either
>>142259549Done him
>>142259498Because we can command our tribal auxiliaries on the field.
>>142259549>OP btfo in less than 60 seconds
>>142259549OP not been seen since this post dropped LMAO
>>142259549
Sport is all they have, and they're very bad at it
>>142259498Foreigners (such as shitskin Indians like yourself) are far more obsessed with the British Empire than we are, tbqh. It's not something the average British person thinks about all that often, if ever.
>>142259549>half-hourly danish L
Settle in lads, we're going to be living rent-free in OP's head for another week.
>>142259549Olaf?? Your response??
>>142259549Bodied that freak
Pastry sisters...
>>142259549Because it's been home. You wouldn't get it
>>142259825>for another weekYour expiration date is sat, 6.7.2024. so not even a week britbong
>>142259730
>>142259730other than prostitutes (male) what is thailand known for
>>142259845Northern France should be in there.
>>142259928I agree.
>>142259917Sweet chilli sauce
>>142259641yeah you've been seething across multiple threads as well, an evening well spent?
>>142259549Thread is already done
>>142259917Holding down communism for one, you should be sucking my girldick
Because their past is extremely glorious and their present is extremely cucked.
>>142259549Oh no oh no
>>142260100The answer is still "fuck off".
>>142259498>Asks the question in English
>>142260058>Holding down communism for one, you should be sucking my girldickYou bowed before the Khmer Rogue, you're a bunch of cuck no matter who it is.
>>142260100>flagOpinion discarded, neither a glorious past, present, or future. Good luck to you, you'll need it.
>>142260154Based English flag on steroids.
>>142259498Little Englanders feel the need to compensate for something by being the loudest, believing the world still revolves around their airstrip.
>>142260154I think it was called lingua franca until America took over the world
>>142260204>FIVE St George's crosses in one flagHow can we compete...
>>142260182bro you got btfo by your own people over tea, your the ultimate cuck nation
>>142260277Little Englanders don't think about the outside world, living on a island does that. But you spend too much time thinking about us, we don't deserve such attention.
>>142260148>>142260202OI M8 HAVE YOU SEEN BELLINNIGGER SCORING THAT BYCICLE KICK, WHAT AN ABSOLUTE FOOKIN BELTER, TOP GEEZER THAT, I LUV HIM LIKE ME OWN SONGO ON ENGLAND
>>142260394>only lose to ourselves Fucking champion.
>>142260154Based St. George enthusiast
>>142259498They do. We’re speaking their language. And their former colony is the worlds sole super power. Anglos still rule the waves albeit it the elite is completely compromised by the Jews but so are all of ours. We’re all living in some form of England now
>>142260277and yet, look at how much we still make you seethe and occupy your every thought
>>142260452>one goal by Bellingham, one by Kane>obsessively focus on the black fellahmmmmm
>>142260394Bizarre postGet back to sucking my dick, mate (no homo).
>>142260394>with the help of the french and spanish empires
>>142259498Born and bred Englishman and I can't stand this place. This country is a fucking shithole. Many towns are now no-go muslim zones. We fly rainbow flags whilst bending over backwards to import rapefugees and muzzies who throw gays off buildings. You couldn't make it up.
>>142260452Kek imagine
>>142260394They fucked themselves over, that tea that was dumped in the harbour was supplied to them by the East India Company to saturate the market and bring the price of tea down. Lol. Fucktards.
>>142260452Las Malvinas son Englaterra. Deal with it Paco.
>>142260148You're not even allowed to wave your own flag. It's considered right wing hate speech. Also, you're never getting it back.
>>142260277You do realise that term "Little Englanders" was coined by pro Empire factions that wanted the expansion of the empire against those that wanted the colonies to be independent.You do realise that right?
>>142259845>american education
>>142259549We were right to side with you
>>142260403>>142260556Why are you taking the time to interact with people outside of your containment island? I thought you didn't think about the outside world? Didn't you also have a world-spanning Empire once upon a time? Does not compute.
>>142261028Bad news, no one cares. Stop driving whilst looking in the rear view mirror.
>>142261048I'm not a little Englander, but rather an erudite and urbane English gent, I condescend to talk to foreigners, and tolerate their impotent seething.
>>142261028Remember when you fags were chimping out about Hong Kong? You're never getting it back.
>>142261048Didn't Poland get literally wiped off the map once upon a time?
>>142261132Don't use terms you don't understand.Slave, sorry "Slav".
>>142261048Look at how mad you are, sort yourself out it's embarrassing
let's check>you speak English>you have a parliamentary system modeled after the English one>your social elite play Golf or Tennis>your lower classes watch football or cricketyou're like some medieval ruler who speaks Latin, calls himself "rex", drinks wine imported from Italy and mints Roman style coins. "But the Western Roman Empire is long dead" you say as you die of dysentery on crusade on behest of the Pope in Rome.
>>142261224Sucks to be a Hong Konger then doesn't it?
>>142259549Obliterated that schizoid faster than the Germs annexed his entire shit country.
>>142261294Why do most of our colonies want us to rule them again, yet no one wants the French or Spanish?Why is that?
>>142260559Belling is White.
>>142260827you forgot to send a freighter of sugar. sugarless tea makes us chimp out
>>142261273good post
>>142260452I thought you'd be grateful for the Argensimian representation?
>>142259549lol
>>142261423>sugar in tea
>>142261361Blacks yearn to be enslaved, but not to the inferior Chinese. That would be humiliating for them.
>>142261576Notice how sheboons crave the BWC, but never the chink micropenis
>>142259498Why does your country act like it makes decent audiophile gear?B&O are shit.
>>142259549Dad, please relax!
Imagine waking up in the Orwellian nightmare that is England. The average bong must really be fucking dumb
kek this thread is gold.
>>142259549Nigel's on fire today
>>142259610>>142259662>>142259686>>142259719>>142259729>>142259801>>142259826>>142260041>>142260140>>142260582>>142260721>>142261108>>142261336>>142261521>>>English "humor"
>>142262064Fuck off Scatalan.
>>142261716STOP THIS NOW!
>>142262064espanjola ay ay ay
>>142262416You're missing the Cook Islands and a few others.
>>142259498Because you have to look to the past if you have nothing to be proud of in the present.
>>142261361Why is their country like it is if they have English civilization?
>>142259498it was germany that knocked you out not us, pipe down
>>142262738You have neither past or future to be proud of so I don't know why you're chiming in with an opinion that is worth less than one of the atoms that makes up a shit flake stuck to the rim of my arse.
>>142262819Because we unlocked the chains that kept them in check at your request. Your whole anti empire crap has done far more harm than good and you know that. Everyone knows it they just don't want to admit it.
>>142259498It was based and set up some of the best arcs and subplots in the past 250 years, absolutely genius writing
>>142262064woah looks like north gibralter is mad, they'll probably write another stern letter about our territorial ""dispute"" to the EU commission if we're not careful
>>142259549Goddem
>>142263340
>>142259549Done and dusted
>>142259549Fuck's sake that got me good
>>142262970Doesn't change the fact that you're constantly reaching back to WW2 to shit on Germany because you have accomplished nothing in the past decades. Stay mad.
>>142264517Germany as we speak is destroying Europe yet again and you defend them.Good servile dog with no past and no future. Obey your master like the good bitch you are.
>>142262064Famous Spanish comedians such as... Manuel from faulty towers and that guy that talks about children liking black cock
>>142259498They were once an empire, now they're just another future colony of Brazil.
>>142259857>Because it's been home. You wouldn't get itDo you not see the star above our crest? What planet are you living on?
>>142259549>encouragement only from other abusers colour me surprised
>>142260394kek, you aight thai boy (girl).
>>142264959Youre already coloured mehmet
>>142259498Retards like you keep aping our language and culture
>>142259498The British Overseas Territories (BOTs) are 14 territories with a constitutional and historical link with the United Kingdom that are not part of the United Kingdom itself, but are part of its sovereign territory. These territories are:AnguillaBermudaBritish Antarctic TerritoryBritish Indian Ocean TerritoryBritish Virgin IslandsCayman IslandsFalkland IslandsGibraltarMontserratPitcairn, Henderson, Ducie and Oeno IslandsSt Helena and St Helena Dependencies (Ascension and Tristan da Cunha)South Georgia and South Sandwich IslandsSovereign Base Areas of Akrotiri and Dhekelia (Cyprus)The Turks & Caicos Islands
>>142265034we invented you
>>142259549ABSOLUTELY DONE HIM
>>142260626The one honest Englishman lolGood job
>>142266636You sure did, dad!https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_British_Jewish_politicians
>>142266822How many israeli politicians are jewish though
>>142259549lmao DONEmark
>>142262064>humor
>>142260394>only country to invade and occupy Washington dc
>>142259498>>142259549
i absolutely fucking spee during the knockout stages of football tournaments when england is still inthe collective plebbit-tier seethe at england is simply fucking hilarious, and delectable>"c-colonialists!"meanwhile spain wins and no one bats an eyethe collective hypocrisy, seethe, and tears from you pleddit crybabies is so fucking delicious, and it is the only reason i wish to see england keep winning for as long as possible
>>142264874Always thought that was an asterisk. So i've been lied to my entire life then?
>>142264806Nice statement from a country with a team full of Ngubus.
>>142259498We're still colonising your little foreign minds and letting us live rent free
I don't know what is worse. This dane anon still not taking an L respectfully and whining like a bitch, or the perfidous Albion pretending they didn't almost choked to fucking Slovakia of all teams today. Switzerland is going to send you home, so enjoy shitting up this board while you still can.
>>142259549>only english flags congratulating himi'm guessing at least 10 samefags in this one
>>142262064>One Spanish post>All the Englishmen seetheNever give up Diego.
>>142264806hey hey, don't forget Risitas at leasteven if the funniest thing about his routine is that he looks like a hobo one crack hit away from death
>>142259549>300 english flags (you) ing this """burn""" to denmark (country they couldn't win against in groups) right after being 0-1 to the titans of slovakia at the 90 minute markLol, lmao evenPlease remind me once more, how many euros does england have? What about WCs in the last 50 years? I clearly have a faulty memory here and can't bring myself to recollect...
>>142267812It's crazy how they have this whole narrative of people seething after them but there are no easier way to farm (yous) than mentioning England in any negative light, the glassheart of the bonger
>>142269493AbsolutelyS E E T H I N G
>>142269519>Case in pointI could barely scratch my nuts before threadwatcher lighted red, though I appreciate England playing the perfect villain in every league, makes it more fun, though if you actually won it would ruin the joke so still rooting against you.
>>142259498Scotland is the last colony
>>142269493This is a thread about England and there are more England flags on this board than any other flag (except for Americans but they don't care about football), not to mention that anon mass replied to 15 English posters, so they were probably replying back to him.
I’m starting to think the English are the protagonist of /sp/.
>>142268168You are brown and seething
>>142260626Then there is ulez and detectors everywhere even in the countryside.
>>142269922>english are the protagonists on an english forumtruly earth shattering
>>142259498What language are you asking in?
with Southgate, the sun never setshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IFQVlySuoac
>>142270706Idk haven't been raped by several world empires to change the demographic completely.
>>142259540It's the only reason we don't slaughter them, so they should be thankful.
>>142270398Moot, the creator of 4chan, is American, the servers are hosted in the US, the current owner of 4chan is Japanese.There's nothing English about this site besides the posters and their culture
>>142259540>the empire>the foreigners
>>142271119yeah, besides the language? are you stupid?
>>142260923>Terrorist PepeOh you will love The Troubles then!
>>142261474>t. ruled by a pajeet
>>142259498England
>Why do you still act like you're in the Euros?>le epic screencap moment for mediocre le banter Physically cringed. >>142268168This
>>142261108Whomst?
>>142268168>Look at posts>All anglo flags thinking that was a "good burn"I guess to an inbred it must be funny, but reality will sink it once england goes home without another trophy>50they won in 66 despite creating the sport. That's 60 years trophyless.
>>142259549lmao based
>>142259498They have their empire at home
>>142261361Elder Africans actually miss French colonization. Also, HK is a special situation and you know it. They don't actually want to be under British rule, they just want to have more ties with the West than with Mainland China.
>>142259549Not that funny desu
>>142259498They're just fat diabetic fags that get their asses beat
>>142259498England is mah city
>>142271239Good plan guys. Glad there aren't any nasty Europeans getting in your country anymore
>>142277094and your home
>>142277369Cope Mehmet
>>142259549(You) 4-0 OP
>>142259549Brutal
>>142259549aaaaaaawwwwwwwww shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiteeeeeee
our empire is situated rent free inside the heads of every spee anon
>Bongland calling anyone a Mehmet when Pakis and Jeets make for most of their heads of government
Shant be giving any Spaniards a (You) until they find Jay Slater for us.
>>142259498>>142259549OH NO NO NO NO NO
>>142261737Denmark>B&O>Copland>DALIEngland>Audio Note>Chord>Naim>Roksan>Meridian>Quad>Michell>Rega>Spendor>ProArc>PMC>Music First Audio>Townsend>E.A.R>Musical Fidelity>Cyrus>Leema>KEF>Monitor Audioyeah English bros, we listening good.
This is an Anglo boardIt will always be an Anglo boardYou will never crush our spiritYou will never break our bucksYou will never marry an English roseYou will never stop us shitposting and it'spostingIt WILL come home Don't like it? Fuck off
>>142259549done him
>>142279063guitar amps..Denmark:>err...England:>Orange>VOX>Marshall>VictoryPig fiddlers BTFO
>>142259549SIDES.... MEET ORBIT
>>142279118genuinely mad how we make the best amps in the world and it isn't even our thing lol>muh cleansare for blooz dentists
>>142259549god fucking damn
THREE LIONS ON THE SHIRT
>>142279254JEWS REMAIN STILL SCHEMING
>>142279132Celestion speaker + Mullard valves my brother.Forgot to mention WEM (RIP) too.. made in Mitcham / Balham.
>>142271239>more BBC for English roses based
