>*plays like shit*>*wins*
>>142269629>le good teams find a way to win meme
>draws>draws>drawsYou're even drawing in the knockout stage dude, you can't win that way
>>142269722The trick is to draw for the first 90 minutes then scrape a win in extra time or pens.
>>142269629We've had maybe about 2 minute total cumulative time playing good football, yet somehow we topped our group and got into the quarter finals. too easy desu.
>>142269629If they can't handle us out our worst, they don't deserve us at our best. Simple as.
>>142269629You just needed 90 minutes to warm up, pretty good afterwards
I've seen some of your countymen saying how they liked the team after equalizing.
>>142269825many english wives got beaten to a bloody pulp because of this strategy three years ago
>>142269722portugal won euro 2016 by drawing you stupid tourist
>>142269629heh, nothing personal kid.
>>142269629You're probably gonna win the whole thing now. Som
>>142269722>tp>tfPortugal 2016>1-1 Iceland>0-0 Austria>3-3 Hungary>0-0 Croatia (1-0 AET)>1-1 Poland (Portugal win on penalties)>2-0 Wales>0-0 France (1-0 AET)
>>142270445>>142270614that was the bit geniuses
>>142270482never gonna happenim an oldcunt, been watching england play tournaments since italia 90it is never coming home, i accepted that a long ass fucking time agostill, always fun to see england go this far
>>142269872Kek
>>142269872I kneel...
>>142270831I'd root for your team if you had Sterling and Cole Palmer in play. I just can't stand Saka, Kane, Maguire, Southgate, tho Jude and Foden is alright.
I just took a visual tour of the British museum to celebrate the win :)
basedI'll be rewatching some Blackadder in your honour
>>142271052> "Foden is alright" have you ever considered... opening your fucking eyes?
>>142271052>Jude and Foden alright>Not Sakayou have damage in yur brain
>>142271052Maguire is likable, just a giant bumbling oaf.
>>142269722>you can't win that wayHeh, just did.
>>142270445>>142270614and they say brits are sharp
>>142269629Played better than the other team, thus why we won.
>>142272669>SAKALMAO FR >>142271264Didn't say he was good, I just like him.
>>142271052i still have some hope for the ladsim hoping that this match will have brought the team closer together, i think that is what they were missing, cohesionif they can build on this experience, there is a chance against switzerland on saturdayi agree that palmer needs to start games and not just be subbed on every time, i also agree that saka needs to be left off, but its down to southgate at the end of the daysay what you want about that penalty missing twat, he's still probably the most successful manager we've ever had
>>142275355>if they can build on this experience, there is a chance against switzerland on saturdaySouthgate will pull the same shit as he did with Slovakia, but they'll be 4-0 down at 90 minutes with literally no chance of a comeback.
>>142269629Simple as
>>142276129The easiest way to tell if someone is just seething about england is when they say we will get destroyed by literally anyone. Southgate plays horrendously boring, borderline unwatchable football but he does two things flawlessly: Never loses to worse teams and never gets beat by more than a goal. If anyone wants to knock us out they have to win on pens or grind out a shaky 2-1. He's unironically turned a group of world class players into 2004 Greece and while it probably wont work, it might
>>142272669This bloke englands
>>142269629wins so far*
>>142277314>Never loses to worse teams and never gets beat by more than a goal. If anyone wants to knock us out they have to win on pens or grind out a shaky 2-1. He's unironically turned a group of world class players into 2004 GreeceLMFAO
>>142270440They had it coming
I hope England concede an early goal every match, so Soufgate has to actually allow them to leave their half.
>>142269629Hey we invented that tactics this is cultural appropriation
>>142269629Thats what happens when you're the main character. The hero can't lose to a third rate Ottoman colony like Slovakia
It was exactly like Manure beating Coventry.
another easy game against switzerland (who?) next lads
>>142269629The new Croatia
>>142269629we're a professional shit team, all these other shit teams are amateurs
