the P4P #1 edition
mfw another dogshit thread
MACHA!
>dolidze thinks he's getting in the lhw top 10
Fact that retards can't understand: p4p should be reserved for fighters that competed in atleast 2 weightclasses, fighters that only fought in one weightclass aren't relevant to p4p talks.
If you wouldn't ur gey
>murders the inbred rat
Fact that retards can't understand: p4p is gay and stupid
>>142274599Would heem, yep, with a roundhouse to the face.
Oooh so that’s why they call him lionheart, because deep down inside he is a big fat fucking pussy. Fuck you anthony smith. Ugly piece of shit. You are stupid and bad at fighting.
>>142274599i thought she was actually good looking until recently, the wall smacked the fuck out of her hard
Abdullah ends the periredit meme
>>142274621why are his arms so short?
whats next for Jirek-san?
you guys are forgetting that reyes is back. he has finally recovered from being mentally flushed by portajon and 205 has been put on notice by his last performance against THE dustin jacoby
why isnt cutting someone so bad that they get doctor stoppaged a tactic?
>>142274554facts that retards can't understand: p4p doesn't fucking matter. it's a meme stat
Josh Emmett and it's not even close.
>>142274672seppuku
>>142274672Power slap
>>142274599Alex is tapping that.
alex pereira hits FIVE (5) times harder than reddit tom
Stop trying to make chama happen
Josh Emmet and it’s not even Drakkar Klose
>>142274672Sudoku.
>>142274730
it's so overreyes tier flushing inbound
Josh Emmet and it’s not even Jairzinho Closenstruik
jon jones survived 5 rounds against anthony smith, that just shows how fucking good dolidze is.
>>142274650He has only lost twenty pro fights
Jiri sucks
jon jones ducked jan
You guys genuinely have no idea what you’re talking about
Jones vs periredit will be card of the century
>>142274808this
Ok, so he won 2 rounds against Jiri big deal. All that means is Alex will be limited to the same style of fighting in the trilogy, meanwhile Jiri has downloaded fight data which is now available to process in order to develop an effective strategy for winning the trilogy bout. This is chess not checkers, and Samurai Code states “From victory, nothing is learned. From defeat, victory is learned”.
IT STARTS WITH ONE>one thing
jiri commiting seppuku as we speak
mma has such a long way to go if specialists are able to become two division champions in 6 fights in the ufc
>>142274871*Nods respectfully towards you* Couldn’t have said it better myself. These fucks can have their cake for now but when the time comes and the barbarians are at the gates they will come crawling to us begging for mercy. We will show them none.
>>142274894Evolved hand up Jiri dog walks this can
Why is he like this?
Max Holloway has never fought a black person.
>>142274901he lost to jan
>>142274599Would
>>142274901I’m a specialist in your mom
I hope Dana does not allow Alex to get killed by Jon. He could be a real star for years, would be a shame to see that dude fucking folded by a full time crack addict.
>>142274894Jon Jones is actually going to dryhump the shit out of Alex Pereira’s thick bottom booty cheeks when they meet in the octagon on June 8th, 2025, 1:23 am EST, live from Madison Square Garden.
>got heemed by a simple switch kickTHIS was the guy people thought could beat jones?
>>142274944HW Poatan would actually be ripped, not fat like HW Jones, who HW Poatan would kill.
>>142274955>no funny cat picI do not believe your post
>>142274972His brain was already scrambled
>>142274944alex is a modest poverty hue and will do what the fans and daner say
>>142274944did you see jones's striking in the gane fight bruh
>>142274972That's basically what would've happened if Goddard hadn't spared Jiri the extra beating.
literally nobody thought jiri would beat jonesand pereira doesnt beat him either
>>142274672He needs to go get a real personality. I mean that walkout music? Really?
>>142274919Probably because it’s worked for him. He is just better enough to get away with a less defense/ more offense style until he runs into a guy like Alex. The only time we’ve ever seen Alex beaten in mma was by an excellent striker who had additional power and physical capabilities due to PED usage. Meanwhile Jiri’s striking is at the level of being dropped by Glover. This outcome was inevitable. Realistically the safest way for a non Izzy fighter to beat Alex is to Ian Garry the shit out of him. Or hope he comes up to them at HW.
middleweight pereira destroys gane at heavyweight, but then again who doesnt beat gane at any size, weight, age and overall health
Gane is a middleweight
>>142275003landed a couple leg kicks and a right hand, just how bad is Gane?
Reminder that Jon Jones could not find a single method to finish Anthony Smith
gane would only allow pereira to stick his finger in his bum for 5 seconds
>>142274920Interesting statistic, he must not want to touch them
>>142275061>>142275075>>142275078>>142275081Gane.
Jon at the gay bar in 2030 watching Cyril Gane become the first ever quadruple champion in heavyweight boxing, heavyweight MMA, WWE and powerslap: >I beat that guy
smiff fights for a paycheque at this point. imagine not using the confidence boost from his last victory to stay training and honing his skills. he completely phoned it in last night for probably $150k
people are so quick to forget how gane is undefeated since he took the dive vs jones
>>142275110Every fighter fights for a paycheck
AND STIIlILL UNDISPUTED!
>>142275124not everyone fights primarily for a check
i fight for my legacy
>>142275118le ooh la la man should stop ducking the top contendersGane sucks
>>142275098KWAB
>>142275110Anthony Smith has no honour. Even refusing the DQ win against Jon was not out of honour but rather solely influenced by external forces. That’s why referees for powerslap and goes on a podcast with michael pissbong every week. That’s why he couldn’t defend his family.
>>142275146Don't believe their lies none of them are donating their paychecks, if they didn't get paid they wouldn't fight
Ciryl Gane hasn't beaten a single fighter on the current roster.
Daniel Cormier Jr. here ask my anything
All you niggas do is talk man, no more talk
>>142274871Pereira downloaded Jiri in the first fight, but Jiri was too wise this time and gave him nothing to download. Next time is going to be the perfect storm
Cyril Gane has beaten off many men’s roosters what are you talking about
middleweight jiri will heem
She's a cokehead, isn't she?
>>142274489she the fuck up zoomer bitch, I hate you
The most powerful martial arts in the world only requires that you get on your back and put your legs in the air
jirka prolapser
>>142275232probably adderall
Humble Highs.
>>142275232hot
just heard pereira is replacing rfk jr on the independent ballot
>>142275232I like to think she lives a secret lifestyle of drugs, sex and partying that she keeps hidden from her husband Joseph Benavides.
A Campaign of Conquest.
>>142275238BJJ is like a venus fly trap
Cyril Shit.
Respect your elders.
>>142275277is this anime
>>142275217Next time jiri will give him something to download so he will lose the 4th and the 5th matches but the 6th match is a sure victory for the samurai
>>142275263Yeah but it’s Michael Pereira not Alex. Only he has the “Israeli Greenlight”
>>142275232People like Olivi and Anik are on Adderall and shit. They're part of the UFC machine 24/7 and need the perk upPart timers like DC and Sanko don't really need that shit to keep up
>>142275290someone shoop this into pic
Gane announcement soon, stay tuned...
>>142275323Gane announcement: "I am shit."
heeminder the ganetards thought he would fight in march kwab
gayne
>>142275339Fake announcement>>142275341Heh you fell for that? You dont know what we have in store...
>canada projecting cuck sex fantasies againNew heem needs to die a quick and agonizing death. See you faggots tomorrow.
We cannot fight it is impossible!
>>142275277
>>142275370Is there high humidity in Paris?
What would Gane do to Pereira? Well, in the spirit of peace and respect, I think it would be better for Poatan fans if they didn’t know what Gane would do to their idol.
>>142275386
>>142274944there is 0 chance jon ever fights again
jon jones is that gay dude right
Gane made ngannou and jones panic wrestle but pereira cant panic wrestle. Let. That. Sink. In.
is anyone known for having impenetrable defense? doesnt count if their defense is to just run away or something lamei guess sean strickland now that I think of it. any others?
>>142274972stopped too early for the inner warrior to emerge, sadly.
>>142275445People said for a decade jon would never fight at hw.
>>142275469Most top fighters rn have great defense, they all hardly get hit.
jon was literally scared of ngannou lmao
>>142275497No they said for a decade he will eventually move up to HW
>>142275497if people say he's never going to fight again for a decade he will be 50 years old.
>>142275513Ngannou would heem Jones.
Poatan beats Gane
>they linked up at the airport
>>142275539It’s better you believe this instead of knowing what would actually happen ;)
>>142275546jiri's sovl is fucking goneit's over
As of now pereira is easily a top 5 hw, anyone below the top 5 lose against Pereira and everyone in the top 5 likely beat him as he is now but if Pereira bulks for hw is over, no one at hw has a real chance at beating him.
why are people pretending pereddit could do well in HW? he got heemed by jizzy
>>142275546Poor Jiri you can see the sadness in his eyes
>>142275565jiri flushed himself tbqh.pereira isnt trying to take niggas auras. he encourages niggas to keep they heads up. he seemed confused/concerned that such a warrior was heemed on the ground like that
>>142275581Because HW is a bunch of shitters
>>142275546Why is the dude next to Pereira looking at the ham Galaxy like that?
>>142275581yeah when his brain was a shriveled raisin after cutting to MW
>>142275546Humiliation ritual, pose with the man that heemed you
Alex "Soul Eater" Pereira
>>142275611Jaroslav Hovězák, jiri's mma coach
Never forget, Jon ducked Rumble.
>>142275653That wasn't what I asked.
>>142275546I feel like how Jiri looks.
>>142275546
herb dean i love you nigga
>>142275665oh, mb
>>142275546Jiri carries a purse no wonder he lost
>>142275546Those defeated eyes, sad
>>142274431Fuck Dana
>>142275699
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fQhQeqAhvYc?feature=sharejiri is fine you goofies
It's still amazing how people don't understand the effect weight cutting has on youDraining yourself impacts your ability to take damage, Alex was cutting upwards of 60 pounds for every middleweight fight. He could get heemed by a stiff breeze down there
Jiri died from his injuries last night
>>142275794
302 Dustin beats Shartles
was this a dream or did a fighter fall down the stairs pretty bad ahead of their fight at 303?
>>142275790poor guy :(
Pereddit loses his next fight no matter what. Ankalaev, Jones, Aspinall all beat him
>>142275790stop caring what dogbender schizos say. alex fucked up and got caught, and in fact it made him better.
name 1(one) hw in human history that could beat the jon jones that beat gane
>>142275546don't want Jiri to sudoku himself bros
>>142275581Realistically it's either Tom or Jon that he'd end up fighting at HW. We still don't really know how Jon looks at HW plus add in post-injury and the additional off time, it wouldn't be crazy if that ended up competitive.
>>142275823And if he doesn't fight any of them in his next fight?
>>142274431its a heem or be heemed world over there
>>142275849Cain Velasquez (preflush)Brock LesnarFrancis Ngannou Prime Stipe Miocic Prime FedorThat russian wrestler guy who was on nuclear grade steroids
>>142275794How would Pereira feel if his opponent died in the hospital after their fight?
Jiri should go down to middleweight
>>142275747>>142275859>I need to evolve to the next level, or commit seppuku. damn
>>142275884>That russian wrestler guy who was on nuclear grade steroids
what should I do with this pic now that I never got to use it?
>>142275888his honest reaction
Debating getting a VPN and pass to be able to post again on my computer.
>>142275823He proved that abo magic beats christianity.
>>142275901worst gif ever
desu if jiri didnt process the pereira data during one of his 3 day solitary confinement meditations already idk what to tell u
In hindsight, Jiri has always been a bum.
>>142276001yeah a bum that finished almost everyone he fought
the tranny vs mini meng is actually a litty matchup
>>142276015You know whom has finished every man he has shared The Octagon with? Bo Nickal.
>>142276015mma is like 95% bums tho. jiri is THE alphabum.
Pereira ruined these divisions desu, 2 minutes in and the opponent is fucking dead. Let him move to heavyweight so someone can actually hit him hard enough holy shit
>>142276015Cans.
Funnily enough, Jiri was actually checking the leg kick this time, which made Alex go to layer 2
>>142276084What's this flag.
Why do some people like me have heem ability and some people maybe like some of you are punchlets and have no power?
>>142276084>Pereira ruined these divisions desuLHW has been the most interesting it's been like 5 years because of him
>>142276015>If he's a bum, how can he crushes cans?When will you retards learn that there are levels (plural) to this shit?
>>142276099Shoulder shapeAss massThe reason Jon is pillowfisted is because he has no glutes
*leaves thread*
>>142274599the best she looked was on impractical jokers
>>142276098Some province in the balkans>>142276110>interestingTheres nothing interesting about these one taps, imagine staying up until 3 AM just to see this hue one tap people in 50 seconds
>>142276098“Kosovo”Fake yugoslavia country
>>142276153stfu nerd lmao
>>142276153staying up until 6am*desu might just start sleeping during these shit cards and only wake up for main event
James vick was unconscious for 8 minutes
what's this move called?
8 minutes was 9 years ago
>>142276099Are you being rhetorical or do you want an essay?
>>142276187Stood up until 6 AM just to see this Czech fag get literally one tapped, holy shit that was so fucking gay.
1. Colby has never turned down a fight2. Colby out struck Leon with a broken leg3. Colby is the greatest welterweight of all time4. Colby is eyeing a return this fall/winter at the latest5. Cope
>>142276207People may not like this but there's literally no difference between 1 second ago or 1 decade ago.The past has the same distance away from the present regardless if it's 1 second of millions of years.
>>142276221Based.
>>142276223*Especially after I heem you into a straight up coma.
>>142276223
>>142276221colby lost fight but won last round, and could unironically have kept going for even longer. dude is a freak.
>>142276204People's Elbow
find a nigga that look at you the way daner look at this hue
>>142276114Nigga he was a champion shut the fuck up
>>142276238Is funny that people on heem think they could heem me, not only i got a big'ol Mexican head, i have such a big'ol Mexican head that when i was born the nurse thought i had hydrocephalus.I am literally unheemable.
>>142276263Watermelon
>>142276243
>>142276279That's nothing the doctor thought I had autogenephilia
>>142276293Was he wrong?
>>142276263crazy how you can see how alex is affected by jiri's spell warding necklace
Conor owes Artem 100M ordered by a Irish judge lmaoo
>>142276274>bro he went life and death with a 40 years old man!Belts are promotional tools
>>142276300Of course not, it's the best base for combat sports. Ask Golden Boy.
>>142276324You suck
>>142276332You are stupid
>>142276345Interesting words coming from the retard
>>142276350Funny considering you have a low IQ
Post currently ranked fighters no one ever talks about
>>142276360Not sure how you could recognize that considering that you could be diagnosed as a vegetable
so jiri was tko'd and people are acting like his career is over... seriously? you don't think anyone's ever had a career resurgence after getting finished?
OHHHHHHH!!!!
It really is mad how the vast majority of leafs in this general are non-white ESLs
>>142276375Jiri has been exposed he's finished
>>142276362Tell me about this dood.
>>142276388why are you up at 5 in the morning
>brian ortega
>>142276410nahh bros doing sidequests
Colby ain’t gonna do noooothing
>>142276410I can ollie stationary but not movingI can also drop in on small and medium size ramps
>>142276410Asspinal could never.
>>142276410nice knee and elbow pads officer reddit
>>142276395did you think pereira was 'exposed' and 'finished' when adesanya knocked him out? don't be fickle.
>>142276453Yes he was the reason he lands the left hook is because its low and ready so a right straight or hook before he loads it would heem like Israel did
>>142276478huh
OKAY I PULL OUT
ortega never pulled out, commission prevented him from fighting
kinda crazy pereira's never tripped over himself or slipped a little in the ufcaura
Ortega would have killed Lopes
>>142276196what did he see
>>142276375Jiri was heartbroken, mental flush.
>>142276579yeah the commission prevented khabib from fighting all those times too
>>142276596That is some weak ground and pound. No wonder Evola has no highlights.
Yeah nigguh.
>>142276410Why couldn't he do this to Jerry?
>>142276099Imma be real with you bro
tshitty only delayed his heeming, now he gets his due in The Sphere
Ortega would have mauled that jobber
>>142276602every fighter is when they lose, jiri already exhibited that he can take a loss well. additionally pereira is 37, who knows how long he'll be champ for, if jiri stays motivated another opportunity will open for him, i don't see him losing to anyone not named alex pereira
>ortega was bulking up
I can't decide between Jamahal hill and Cedric doumbe for KWABOTY of mma
Now that Poatan is almost not scared of getting taken down anymore (at least not like he was before) he's truly showing his striking pedigreeExpect earlier and ealier heems in his fights
>>142276758haha yeah man as long as it's not mike the malott
>>142276758doumbe
Yea nigguh
>>142274776It's either that or it turns into like a Max-Volk situation where him and Pereira are just above the others but Jiri isn't able to defeat Alex.
Proper 12 step program
lopes gasses hard when he doesn't get a finish
the fighter and the yid
Lopes gasses hard after 3 consecutive weigh ins.
Be honest, does Pereira have a chance?
must be so exhausting to stand on a scale for a few moments
>>142276812He didn't cut weight after the first one, his performance everybody hype up is him losing after making weight on short notice.
im really starting to think that anthony smith is just not good
>>142276832Could you make the heavyweight limit in time for 304?
>>142276844yeah but i would be 80 pounds underweight
Ortega refused to fight
commission refused to let ortega crush the project
>>142276853>he can't put on 35lbs in 3 weekssoft
>>142276874you'd be 35 pounds overweight lolo
Ige unironically had a massive advantage in that fight, you're a plebeian if you can't understand that.
>>142276884No I weigh 225 about I would be safe.
Why do people forget that Poatan is 37 and Jiri is 31. Jiri will be back. Pereira has 2 fights left at the highest level. He should face Ankalaev and then the Jones/Aspinal superfight and then he’d retire or get sent to the shadow realm in the next fight. Jiri will be champ in 3 years, bet your house on it
>>142276903The fans.
>>142276903mike tyson was an Adesanya tier fraud
>>142276911alex is 36 and btw randy couture was beating dudes up in his mid 40s
UFC 306: Conor McGregor vs Glacier 3000 Bridge
Reports indicate Mike Chandler has been seen loitering around MSG looking for McGregor.
when i checked heem last time i donated blood it was funny what happened
>>142276824Currently no but after a proper bulk for hw he destroys him.
UFC is so dead without Conor
dana doesn't want alex to go to HW and eventually leave the UFC for big money fights in boxing
By 'donated blood' he means 'signed a bout agreement' against me.
>>142277006i'd like to see alex go to /knuck/ imagine how badly he'd bust those cans up
>>142277036Nah Don’t think I will actually
apparently dana's been paying arlovski a base upwards of 300K since the mid 2010s
>>142276695nah t-city pozzes copesbut will it be 155 or 145 or 150 catchweight
>>142277060Pay. The. Fighters. Less.
>Round 1Danny Gay is being hesitant, landing one strike at a time, which Lopes uses as an opportunity to grab a clinch or whale at him>Round 2Ige is doing a bit better at landing those single strikes without getting hit back nearly as much, maybe Lopes is tiring a bit already, but as he's starting to win on the feet he throws a kick and gets taken down. Since Dan has shit jui jistu he gives uphis back and gets held on for the rest of the round >round 3back and forth on the feet, but Lopes, getting tired, is getting back up against the fence. He starts shooting takedowns, getting stuffed a few times before getting reversed. At which point he holds on for dear life to not get pounded out.>Conclusionclear story win for Ige, no championship potential for Lopes, but the unique circumstance probably negatively impacted his cardio leading to the fight being closer
>>142277060he's earned every cent of it too
>>142277060Money well spent.
>>142277117>SplitSchaub won. The other 2 judges are asshats.
>>142276926Pereira would KO that commie mudslime
>>142277060An the greddy bastard had to rob him of his clear and dominant win over formely ranked fighter Martin Buday so that he wouldn't keep paying him what he deserved.
>>142277060Francis made more for getting knocked out by AJ than Arlovski did for fighting 26 times as one of the highest paid fighter per fight on the roster
>>142277006GOATED
Who currently is the Urien of the UFC?
>>142277165>>142277060Meant this one. It’s early.
is this gonna be considered a dark age or is poofc just going to be this shit from now on
>>142277163francis will be remembered as the coward who ducked portajon while arlovski will be remembered as a legend of the sport who fought til the end
>>142277182We are on the precipice of an new era; The Talbott era. The next 12 years will be remembered as such.
>retards on here actually thought canor was going to fight because dana said so or something
it's not even too farfetched of an idea that daner and ufc are letting gane duck people so jones' win doesn't get devalued any further than it already is until the stipe fightheeminder gane went life and death with puivasa btw
arlovski isn't retired that was just his last ufc fight, reckon we'll see him in gamebred bare knuckle next
You know what's worst?I'm a Pereira fan and not a big Jiri enjoyer, but I'm afraid he took too many useless shots on the groundFight should have been stopped way sooner, right as the kick landed. Guess Herb didn't want any "early stoppage bullshit"I think those extra shots might have costed Jiri's chinHe might never be the same after this...Well, we'll need to wait and see I guess, but I have a feeling this was his Gaethje x Ferguson moment
Dana never said a lie once in his life
>>142274431Now that the dust has settled, just how good is Lion (s)hart, and where does he go from here?
>>142277294is this one of those copypasted from r*ddit posts
Jon...where's my rematch buddy
>>142276684Is that supposed to be Curtis Blaydes? You guys are going to be so mad if he Wins again
>>142277312Are you developmentally disabled?
>>142277294Hooks when bending over aren't that bad b. If they were hammer fists like he did to jamahal, sure. But these were not that bad. Just sealing the deal that Jiri was done. Jiri wanted to lose definitively and he got his wish. If it was stopped at the head kick, everyone would be saying "REEE EARLY STOPPAGE DEY BE PUSHIN PEREIRA !!! DAY WUNED HIM 2 WIEEEN FRFR". Jiri literally consented to wanting to be allowed to go out definitively.
Forgot how gangly Alex looked at mw compared to how. He’s like Karolina in his weight gain but it all goes to his bunda instead
I wish I could have /heem/ beamed directly into my brain so I could chat with you all while falling asleep.
It's out!!https://youtu.be/Fc3GYeTFZiI?si=S1tQrDKgS6_lqhKe
>>142277380I can put a heem into your brain
>>142277380Couldn't you just copy and paste a whole thread into text to voice
Diamond Dallas Cormier
>>142277403Not the same, bring back Twitchy
Serious question.The local hard man in your area is at a Bar, he feels disrespectful by some little fag he could knock out while brushing his Teeth. He gives him a few hooks, hurts him, then the fag gets realised he doesn't anymore, jumps on his back and tries to chicken him with no success, then just decides the safest option is to just stay there and hold him so the savage can't do anything to him until Security comes.Who won that fight?
why were they saying that ortega was acting funny? I didnt notice anything even looking back also whats the talbot vape conspiracy?
>>142277300Smiff always wins his next fight after a loss regardless of the opponents skill level. Except for after he lost to magomed and after he lost to glover. But other than that he ALWAYS wins after a loss 90% of the time.
>>142277444split drawl, they also happen in nature all the time bonly a few animals are known heemers when fighting something their own size or bigger
talbott has a powerful combination of genetics. the body of the black man and the mind of the white man.
>>142277444The big guy. It seems like in this scenario, the fag has no submission/finishing ability. And if security didn't come, the fag would eventually get tired, make a mistake and get turned into mist.
>>142277482Id say the guy that actually hurt the other woman but Id take a draw, better than giving the win to some coward who obviously couldn't beat the other guy.Anyone else?
>>142277487What ethnicity makes him stick things up his arse
>>142277496only white people do that sort of shitlike socking eachother in the nuts for a goof
>>142277462dillashaw always won 4 and lost 1 his whole career up till his last fight
>>142277487That's rude, what do Jon Jones and Anderson Silva's Brains belong to?
>>142277501Uhhh you're chinese
I need to evolve to the next level or don't heempost again.
Took a especially vulgar Smiff on the Jiri just now
gooby aint been had mewment for a minute. whats he need a pinky toe for anyway?
tomato plants: pottedfinna heem some BLTs in a couple months
jiri vs alex is a coin flip, jiri just happened to have gotten caught 2 times
>>142277490Ok so why can't we agree BBL Garry didn't win?
>>142277591Why do you always feels the need to tell us this stuff? Is it some kind of metal illness/fetish, I can guarantee you nobody is interested in knowing, and if they were they wouldn't be the kind of person one would welcome an interaction with
>>142277591thanks for letting us know, b.ill cross it off my calender
>>142277741Union Jack!? That's not allowed
>>142277697Schaub on Till posting needs to evolve or stop fighting>>142277741No worries b will report back when things get better
>Jones isn't fighting Aspinall even in his silly little head scenarioslmoa
>>142277913the absolute state of this scared faggot
>>142276903After many altercations with vagrants and indigents, I can safely say that I understand whoever recorded this video.
I am essentially /heem/s version of Pereira
>>142277913Jones is such a fag.
>>142277444The fans.
Venezuelan whores are the worst.
The cazzie discourse around Aspinall vs Pereira has become that of the /box/cels "he'll catch him coming in when he's shooting" fucking kek
*enters the thread to Bomfunk MC's Freestyler*
>>142278023the spastic who lost to flushed Diego and stands with Israel?
>>142277913Jon is retired
>>142277607I believed this after the first fight. Not anymore. Jiri isn’t on Alex’s level and his fight iq is too low to adjust
anytime chance the sphere conor when I saw dana said there'd be four more production trucks than usual but no one else
Gotta be honest lads 303 was so shit it ruined my enthusiasm for this sport. Don’t care about 304 anymore. Not going to the Denver card and I live in Colorado. It’s over.
>>142278079It happened to you too?
>>142278197In the next few months we are getting belal vs leon, dricus vs izzy, and max vs topuria so things will get better plus the NFL will be starting in the fall too
>>142278197Same dude 303 ruined my life, I watched that thing and now I LITERALLY cannot stop sucking dicks wherever I go
>>142278197The sport won't survive without your support. Please reconsider.
I like Ian because he’s unapologetically being a lame faggot plus he has purple shorts
>>142278212>belal vs leonsounds so terrible it might actually be good
>>142278212>belal vs leon
>>142278223It’s very odd how anons on this site cannot stop projecting their latent homosexuality. Please seek God. You need help.
>>142278282>>142278293leon is going to brutally ko belal and then call out islam for abu dabhi in october
>>142278305If this post was an inanimate object it'd be an ironing board
In many ways Jiri KO'd Alex
>>142278282>>142278293Leon hates Belal so much he's going to give him zero respect and just go straight for the kill, we saw what happened in the first fight
Gimme the heemcord invite, bitches
>>142278340*cums in you*
>>142278357Don't see any bongs complaining about this post
Michel Pereira vs Chimaev ?
>>142278488Chimaev will die before this fight happens
Jon Jones the type of doo to fuck a doo
KWAB
>The BeastIdk why but that's so fucking funny and weird for her name to be that lmao Sounds like a mistranslation
>>142278435What? My posts are funny, that's why.
>>142278809I disagree
Holy Mackerel it’s Manon Tiefightermouth
Why are Canadians always the biggest niggers in /heem/?
How do I change my flag
>>142278658On his podcast Rampage said he's seen footage of Jonny Bones sliding his little Bone into Rashad Evans's butthole. He also went on about how tons of MMA fighters are closeted with dirt on them that will never see the light of day due to the damage it would cause amongst the community.
No comment.
>YWN experience a “They used to be gay lovers” storyline
Honestly I think Aspinal smokes Jones and Periera easy. He’s fast as fuck and accurate
ayyyyyyyy Nick Diaz was in a Jean Claude Van Damme movie "Darkness of Man" just a little cameo though, protects the chinaman store
He beats up some guy tryong to break into his car in this scene.
Nick Diaz is two wins away from a title shot at the very most and he's beating pooque
>>142278488Easy win for khamzat
ratlip won't survive the next fight camp
The Federal Tax Service has frozen the accounts of Khabib Nurmagomedov due to a debt of 297 million rubles - mediaBefore this, the tax authorities closed several companies of the ex-UFC champion. The reason for the seizure of accounts was false information in official papers.The charity fund's account was also blocked.
>>142276410Goofy bros we won
>>142277446only went limp from the back of the head punch
Alex cheated with a performance enhancing BBL, all his wins must be overturned
>>142279469glass jaw terrorist rat snitch! HAWK TUAH
>>142277361Why? Because I made a simple pick
everyone itt could heem me
>>142277444By the way this is me and Dudakova, I edited it using Photoshop to give us Frog face so our identities are hidden
>>142279697Dudakova is brazazas only
>colbitch is still calling out oliveirawhat the fuck is his problemcharles heems btw
>>142279710Colby drags that monkey to the seventh layer of hell
colbussy should be cut
>>142276422Stationary anything is harder, imagine doing a stationary hardflip, i could never
>>142279710>what the fuck is his problempicks only fights he knows he can win and titleshots
>>142279861he can't beat charles
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>>142279905any wrestler can beat shartles
pakis aren't very smart are they
Colby is never fighting for the title again. He looked slow, old and mentally checked out when he fought Leon, his once great chin is only getting worse with age too.I did look at him as a serious contender years ago but he wasted his prime, there is a reason why he's calling out LWs. He is not cofident he can beat guys in the top like Shavkat or JDM.
>>142279905>>142279915he saw Islam and Arman getting the upperhand, even Dariush had some success in controlling him, again, he calls out people he knows he can beat
>>142279705She's actually not, she's open minded, as long as you're not soft. She cares about masculinity rather than race.
>>142274431
Aspinall is FUCKED
>No UFC for 2 weeks>Only thing to look forward to is Gabriel Bonfirm
>>142277482Mustelids are technically the best fighters P4PThey rountinely attack predators twice their size like its nothingYou have also lemmings too
>>142279628Will training kickboxing give me a bunda like Alex?
>>142280413he'd run through 135
>>142274901If it's so easy, why don't you do it?
>>142274992>>142274972>>142274992Maybe it's just me, but Jiri used to look a lot more muscular.If you look at how he looked against Reyes and how much he mogged him, the difference is night and day.That injury really did flush him
>>142276221Colby will never be a championColby got out wrestled by a strikerColby is washedColby is a clownColby is irrelevantTrump lost Cope
>>142280743>That injury*USADA
>>142276248is that meant to be impressive when he didn't throw a punch for the first 4 rounds?
>>142280743>Less MuscularThat's an understatement kekDude was absolutely jacked in the pastI blame USADA and UFC faggotry they should just go fuck it and let people cycle whether they want smaller balls is their choice
>>142274972why is this called a switch kick? because it's with the lead leg?
>>142280799He looked so big against Reyes, but this was COVID days so who knows what he was on.Look at the size of the lad.
>>142275546Glover's face looks more and more like an oatmeal cookie.
>>142280808Same thing as Luke Rockhold's question mark kick idk why they're calling it switch kick, just dumb word changes
Why do you hate actual well rounded UFC projects ( and I will admit they are projects) like Omalley, bo, Izzy, Rosas jr, Khamzat etc but then you absolutely slurp up Pereira who's undisputedly the biggest project in not just mma history but probably sporting history and doesn't even speak English nor is well rounded at mma?
>>142280808because you switch your feet as you throw it>>142280826nothing like it you goofter
>>142280886>o malleywigger>bo no opinion>adesanya point fighting dog rapist>rosas jrno opinion>khamzatboy
>>142280461You need brazilian genes to get cake like that anon, it's literally in our DNA to have big bunda.
>>142280886>why do you like a project who HEEMS all his opponentsThat's a tough one Rob
Jones < Alex < Tom
>there were goofys here that unironically believed that Pereddit could heem Khamzat
Alex < Izzy < Jones < Stipe < DC
>>142274599>>142274924Imagine the sons
>>142280954I wonder why. Genes don't make sense
can't wait for Zatdaddy to make the greatest return in sports history
why are muslims so gay?
>The Federal Tax Service (FTS) has arrested the accounts of former UFC champion Khabib Nurmagomedov because of a debt of 297 million rubles, Mash and REN TV reported.>On the website of the FTS says that operations on the accounts of Nurmagomedov suspended due to non-compliance with the requirements for payment of debts. The negative balance amounted to 79.2 million rubles.
>>142281138we arent
>>142280954>olivera no ass>figgy no ass>aldo no ass>rda no ass>luque no ass>silva no ass>wanderlei no ass>babalu noass>bigfoot no ass>alex plenty of assalex is just blessed b, neither his mother or father have that going on for them either. Its a god damn brazilian miracle
>>142281218>Mountain rat crotchsniffer that makes over 50 million with buisness and sponsorships cannot pay 3 million in debtFucking kek
>>142281218I smesh tax laws brazza
>>142281218>Hey Khabib, I heard you need some money
Its out!
>>142281058You are the #1 P4P gayest poster in this general
>HAP ace
>>142281402le retard and le crypto scammer WOWthanks for le sharing
>>142281218can’t escape the flushingtime to get back in the cage, in welterweight
>>142281218Gooby vs Kalabib 2 in Raiders Stadium should pay it off nicely
i fucked michel waterson gomez, she kept kicking at me but she didnt hit me
Whats happening first, god reveals himself or jon stops ducking asspinall
>>142281704The former unironically, since rapture is supposed to come around the time when AI can infinitely improve itselfJon will never improve himself
>>142281704Not trying to be edgy, but god isn't real and Jon is retired.
>>142280892explain more, you shift stance?
>>142281759erm having a different religious opinion to me is always edgy and means you are le hat wearer
>>142281755Who tf said God turns up when chat gpt gets smart?
>>142281793Joe Rogan probably
>>142281793Ayys
>>142281819Joe Rogan perhaheems his own anik with jalapeños and raw eggs
Once the PFL SmartCage gains sentience we're FUCKED
>>142278328Leon is going to leg kick and run away Belal will do the same
>>142281900Kino
>>142278328Why does Leon hare Belal so much? Nothing even happened in the buildup to their first fight iirc
>>142282026he is a die hard zionist
>>142281755Fersure bro 2 more weeks
Fudgepackers the lot of ye
>>142280205Women dont care and only want effeminate pretty cucks
>>142281488tremendous post
Its easy to hate a guy like Belal, has like a 30 wins not a single damn one of them impressive
is tax evasion halal
>>142282119Nope most women like masculine men, 17 year old K-pop fans are not the majority lol
>>142282158Refusing to pay the kaffir is permissible
>>142276783from your lips to god's ears anon
>>142282179They dont or maybe what you call "masculine" are just effeminate sissies but you dont even know itThis is why listening to women is retarded
>>142281218fazza say we dont pay tax only for sniff bamhole and kvass
>>142282207You’re the one who’s listening to what women say they want rather than the guys they actually end up with
Khabib can’t make 185 right now
>>142282360Khabeast could come back at 205 and humiliate p-Reddit without breaking a sweat
>>142282254Its the same shitBoth of those kinds are feminine
Khapootienew >>142282344
My favourite Emirati fighter is Khabib "The Eagle" Nurmagomedov
>>142282400Who isn’t feminine according to you?
>>142274431Islam is really too good for anyone inside the division.
>>142282119It's half and half, you'd know that if you were really getting down and dirty, you probably gave up after the first time getting rejected for a skinny jeans wearing, curly haired faggot
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>>142283750I will literally kill you
Bussysanya
>>142277913two ducks with one gay interview
>>142278197I still haven't recovered from Andre getting robbed and cut
