*solves football*
england got past slovakia in spite of southgate not because of him
>>142277548Thats not credit to Southgate, you have to question why tf England was so poor for all those years
The guy was about to get sacked but for a late lucky goal, hes absolutely useless and make this team look shit.
he's so good, hope he never gets sackedat least not until a decent team like us faces England so Southgate can expose us
>>142277548I always thought that this dude was kind of odd looking. I'm talking special needs class levels of oddness. But he's clearly a functional being, so I must be wrong.
>>142277596>>142277605This. He was shitting himself before that equaliser, you could see it in the coverage
>>142277617It's the lips. Imagine how he would look if he shaves the facial hair.
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>>142277623He was shitting himself after. Think we should question ourselves t b h
true they should give him 4 more years
>>142277548So is that plan, if I don't know what I'm doing neither dose the opposition?
>>142277661Your pea brain cannot possibly comprehend the plan, so you better shut the fuck up about it and just trust it.
I thought Southgate had fluked it in every tournament so far since he's been in charge, reaching latter stages without beating a decent team once. But this tounament is taking the piss. The sporniest manager of all time.
>>142277678Lmao
>>142277548there's no fucking way England was THAT shit for 48 years. That's 24 tournaments.
>>142277548>woman has abhorrent football takewater continues to be wet
>>142277615they will massacre you in the final
>>142277605There were fewer total knockout games in earlier tournaments.There were fewer teams overall in earlier tournaments, so you were much less likely to get a free win against a shit team.Look at who england has beaten in knockout games in this "great" run under southgate - it's all minnows. It's a statistically anomalous series of draws. If you flip infinite coins, eventually you get 20 heads in a row. Southgate just happens to be the guy around for that and pinheads attribute it to him instead of recognizing it for the lucky streak that it is.
>>142277623bro the entire stadium was. I just rewatched the final 10 minutes of regulation, it’s crazy how quiet and nervy the crowd was. I thought it was really interesting
>>142277548Honestly in retrospect the equaliser was the best thing that could've happened to keep englel football down. I'm actually now rooting for them, go as far as possible pls, englel
>>142278048German envy is just next level
>>142278055>EnvyWrong word buddy, Schadenfreude is what you're looking for
>>142277548He makes low IQers seethe because they can’t even begin to comprehend his strategy and tactics
>1 min left>makes a sub>the sub helps score the goalhow can anyone stand back and say southgate isn't a genius? he saw how the game was going and responded perfectly. name another manager that could even comprehend such an astute move
>>142277548more knockout stages in euro and fewer euro-teams in worldcup
Thinking Sir Gareth is somehow bad is such a Reddit opinion.
>>142278622so much this
Genuinely how fucking high is this man's IQ? I'm thinking at least 200
>>142278633that doesn't make sense, it's not as if other managers haven't had as many chances to play in the euros
>>142278710Einstein’s IQ was around 165, Southgate’s must be roughly the same
>>142278785I unironically cannot understand what it's like to be on that level of existence, like that jew was literally 50 IQ points ahead of me, what the fuck was his idea of relaxing? Debating university professfors for a laugh?
>>142278831high IQ people are usually miserable for that very reason. usually. what, did you think that "ignorance is bliss" came out of nowhere?
>>142278831chosen people simple as
>>142278831I’ve thought about this as well kek. But more in the sense of what do brilliant pick up on that I don’t. like your average midwit and a person with Down syndrome
>>142277548man Southgate is a worse version than Dalić, wonder how big Southgate's cult of personality is though
