Emma's quest to become Wimbledon champion starts today against 5'3 Mexican clayrat and (lucky) loser, Renata Zarazúa.Emma was scheduled to play the world #22 Ekaterina Alexandrova who sadly had to withdraw from what would have been the biggest match of the career just hours before with a mystery illness. We all wish her a speedy recovery from what must be a diabolical illness.Zarazúa has probably never even seen a grass court before and so we're set for a comfortable Emma victory. Anything less and /erug/ is well and truly warranted.Match starts following the conclusion of Alcaraz's imminent straight sets victory over some Estonian guy in about half an hour.>StreamsBBC Sport websitefsl-stream.luhttps://tennis.sportshub.stream/https://vipleague.im/tennis-schedule-streaming-links
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>>142284288this is like the start of a JOI video
E M M AMMA
Come on spic.
Emma's opponent isn't bad
surely even kwabucanu couldnt lose to this part time dentist
>>142284396digits and it happens
>>142284435heh not this time
Just put 100 on Emma in 2.
>>142284378>Believe Believe in what?
this is a fooken jokesome random Mexican thats probably never seen (tennis) grass>>142284484you might make £5 back
>>142284484what odds did you get on that?
>>142284310The advances in AI technology cannot come soon enough, if you'll pardon the pun.
>>142284464Based
>>142284519relying on Emma not to fuck a set up, even against this rndmwho, is not worth 1/3
>>142284634agreed
>>142284378Imagine the prone bones
>>142284634>>142284683it's my winnings from carlos in 3, plus it gives emma powers
>>142284378Sexico
>>142284634>Relying on EmmaLol
OH MY GOD IT'S EMMAHERE SHE COMESAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
soooo... it happened again
here she is :3
Good afternoon, I hate Emma.
>>142285101The Gringette is pretty chunky
Bitch should have been made to go through qualies with the rest of shitter scrubs
IT'S TIME LADS
Are Emma
Phwoar, lovely gams on the other girl. Wish emma would gain a bit more muscle and fat too
Emma looking THICC as fuck with those thighs
>>142285228In a few years she'll have a large guts like all Asiatic women.Still no tits or arse though.
>>142284288Why is this the only vid of her that ever turned me onstalk hard right away
that's one for emma
>opening aceRaduc-ACK
ME-HI-CO!ME-HI-CO!
>centre court barely a quarter full for emmait's over
SO IT HAPPENED AGAIN
Can anyone see Hans?
You would think Emlingz was the LL
Emma bros report in
KWABUCANU KWABS AGAIN
Do you think when scrubbers beat Emma they immediately think to themselves "I just beat a slam winner"?I don't reckon they would. Not with Emma.
this goblina is playing like prime serena wtf
Cuckitini losing to the lunch lady phenotype, say it ain't so
emms look good in white <3
>>142285500it ain't so
Mexico bros... This is our moment, come on tamalera.
>>142285549how big would it be in mexico if she won?
>>142285581Nobody gives a shit about tennis.
>>142285545this year's outfit lacks details though
kwab
why does she have all this white stuff on her face?is it just poorly applied makeup or is it a new trend?
>>142285640
Anyone got a stream?
This bean better win or we’ll deport her out of Florida
>>142285730have you tried the links in the OP?
>>142285695dios mio, la abominaccion. emma can't lose to this 5ft3 gnome, can she?
>>142285695she applies sunscreen on her face only maybe?
>>142285761Yes, she can.
uuugh Emma.. our beautiful English rose
>>142285761she wouldn't lose to someone out of the top 100
>>142285695Maybe suncream?
>emmagrim.is mimi competing this wimbledon?
>>142285695>BUILD THE WALL>NOOOOOOOO!!!!
>>142285739Kek, I'm dumb. Yeah, I found one
AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
It's good for Emma to get out these rusty performances early so she can be ready to take advantage of this dream draw she has.
Emma entering her passion era
its over
er rad bros
Lol God this is grim
>>142285915Hate this shit, Djokovic does it all the time at Wimbledon when the crowd doesn't suck him off.
must suck having the crowd against you to that degree
Emma settling into this now. Will start to turn the screw.
>>142285879>when you didn't lose your serve this time
>>142286011only if you're /weakmind/
>US OPEN WIN 2021 MENTIONED!zzzz...
>>142286036that's a big deal in the WTA
>>142285953my, she's so sweaty, bet if you hug her while being naked your skin will stick to her for a second
Rena :)
>>142286109based
>>142285821>is mimi competing this wimbledon?In the juniors next week, she got btfo in the first round of qualifying for the main draw
>>142286244mimibros...we were meant to be the new superstar of tennis..
>>142286260for the rest of the draw
>>142286244>she got btfo in the first round of qualifying for the main drawthats not good
CAM ON EMMZ
Oh. That was quick. Is she injured?
Why is this shitty whore on court 1?
The choke is in already jeez
>>142286278Shopped as fuck
now that was a CLASSIC emma shot
Smth is very wrong.
nyot again..
>>142286507Worse she's on centre fucking court
KwabukanuChokeukanuShitukanuI just want to go back to 2021 bros ;_;
wtf was that game lol
EMMA NO
we got this
Relax, there is no possibility in any universe Emma would lose to this clayrat lucky loser on Centre court in the 1st round.
she's not gunna make it is she emmabros...
why are women so weakmind
Zarazua looks like a true mystery meat than Emma
>>142286753jasmine paolini at home
Fish and chips. Gareth Southgate. Keir Starmer. Emma Raducanu right into the net for a break back. propa English stuff
>>142286724DO YOU FEEL RELAXED, ANON?
We need to breed Emma + Lando Norris for pure Britshit mystery meat fodder
Unpopular opinion: Britney Spears in her prime was hotter than Emma
>>142286828100% I actually want Emma to lose this set so I can bet the house on her to win.
Emma is a disgrace
It's not staying at home
>>142286858what is lando? half white half black?>>142286860this is a popular opinion
Time to start an onlyfans, Emma
>>142286860no one would disagree
/>moonballinggod I hate women
>>142286858disturbingly grim
Who's facing Emma (most likely) in R2?
why does everyone say emma raducanu is cute?she has played a few times in south korea and there are her fans herebut i never thought she was prettyof course, she's cuter than black american tennis players
>>142287103>Emma (most likely)
she's shite at tennis but after some consideration I think I would still have sex with her
>>142287110Nice catch anon
>>142287110Whoa! That's some nice booba.
I've never even heard of this zarazozzle player, Emma should be wiping the floor with her.
She is so fucking shit
>>142287097When the universe makes certain things possible..
Do you ever imagine what it would be like if Emma was your GF?
>>142287407haha no i have never thought about that????
>>142287407a few times, yeah
Why is she missing every serve and hitting her forehand so bizarrelyShe is throwing
>>142287407No, I'm not a faggot like you.
>>142287407shed just cheat on me with all her coaches, so nothing would really change for her
>>142285263I believe it's before she became 18, so you tell us
I reckon Emma still has emotions from her breakup with Carlo
>>142287570It's the way she's sitting with her legs spread and her arms bare and the loose fitting shirt Pablo, don't go casting aspersions
>>142287570Americuck post, under 18 is fine in spain too.
>>142287570legal in scotlandsimple as
ECHOES OF THREE YEARS AGO
>>142287631>don't go casting aspersionsBut shitposting is all I have
She is fucking unstoppable
>>142287471my favorite part is me sitting in her box like ann and doing instagram things in-between matches like moorgs
>>142287219She was bouncing very nicely at Eastbourne last week. Must be from her Romanian genes.
>>142287734Last time Emma played a lucky loser in the 1st round of a slam...
BRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
>7-0EMMA :)
>>142287686>>142287700OK relax Mr check the fine print, I'm only fucking around with him
>>142287847Came here to see this
>>142287847
>Net Approach Points Won 4/15
>>142286075One TV commentator actually sort of forgot about it last week when saying Katie Boulter had never beaten a grand slam winner (she'd beaten Emma 2 weeks earlier).
>>142287916I wonder if that's Emma's friend Tessa in the crowd. Hard to tell because arr rook same
:p
>>142287613She hasn’t broken up with carlo
>>142288142Are you sure about that? Last I heard they'd blocked each other on social media.
EMMA :)
Imagine huffing emmas fetid brap-gas
>>142288262someone post the green text about her getting anon to sign her shirt
really makes me think
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>>142288356>Your hand is shaking as she hands you the felt tip pen.>"Will you sign my shirt anon? Nothing rude though, as my parents will see.">Your eyes dart around her torso, looking for a blank space as you begin to sweat.>"Here anon, there's some space on the front" she says, pointing to just under her left breast.>Your trembling hand removes the cap from the pen, accidentally flicking it onto the floor as you calculate how to approach her.>She grabs your hand and guides it to the blank area. "Don't be shy!">You crouch down for a better angle and begin to faintly write your name>"No anon, you've got to press harder than that for it to write properly">You press harder and can feel the resistance of her soft but firm stomach against against your pen>"That tickles!" she giggles>As you complete writing your name you look around at the others, trying to work out the acceptable way to finish it. An x? Love hearts?>"Go on, give me a kiss." she says playfully, seeing you hesitate.>You stand up to your full height, now with a bonk on having felt the warmth of her young body against your hand>"On the shirt, silly! She laughs, pointing to your signature.>As you reach back down to complete the writing, you graze her breast with her hand, making her instinctively jump in surprise, which she then laughs off.>"S-sorry Emma, I didn't mean to...">"It's okay anon. Hurry and finish that, breaktime is almost over.">You add the x and she snatches the pen from your hand>"Thank yoooou!" she says in a sing song voice and skips away as the bell rings for class
bit of sexual tension between the commentators
>>142288478Now post the version where you get publicly shamed as a sex offender for the accidental grope
>>142288578The female one is unironically a cutiePien Muelensteen. Look her up.
>>142288754its English Rose Jo Konta
>>142288584no :(
thus spoke zarazua
>>142289122underrated
birb
emma needs to wrap this up in 40 minutes
Who can stop her?
Breaks!
CRUISING
>>142287103Think it's safe to ask this again
>>142289754i wouldn't go that far
>>142287103>>142289780
EMMA EMMA EMMA EMMA EMMA EMMAHOLD HOLD HOLD HOLD HOLD HOLD HOLD
>>142289977I want to hold Emma :)
>>142289873it's already over lol
>>142289873Chances against Sakkari if she makes it that far?
>>142290347no way emma v mertens is a 50-50 match>>142290379i'd favour emma slightly desu
I fucked Emma in highschool during a school trip, ama
>>142290379100%
Beautiful shot
>>142290684Can't hear you over the sound of victory, Padraig!
>>142290684Seethe and cope, I used to be an emma hater, then I looked at her tits.
>>142291042>>142291042
>>142290684based i know you from eff uan
Emma in 2, it's free money.
>>142290684Based like always
England's Brave Sonay Kartal a game away from bageling Cirstea in the final set!
>>142284259>Renata>Wow she's looking cute as heck for Beanistan border hopper>Look her up more>eeeeewwwYikes NO, most of her pic are heavily filtered or make up
so I gather that Emma didn't play very well, let's put that down to first round on centre court jittersnow please post more adorable Emma pictures in her Wimbledon outfit :)
