EURO KNOCKOUT STAGE>29th June 202418:00 Switzerland 2 - 0 Italy21:00 Germany 2 - 0 Denmark>30th June 202418:00 England 2 - 1 Slovakia21:00 Spain 4 - 1 Georgia>1st July 202418:00 France 0 - 0 Belgium LIVE21:00 Portugal - Slovenia>2nd July 202418:00 Romania - Netherlands21:00 Austria - TurkeyReminder to keep it comfy, crusty and smelly.
anime
croatu
has the plane crashed?
Zingaru
>>142290116Should've posted this, dang it
here's your golden generation bro
>CarrascoKeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek
back to irrelevancy now you smelly italian cunts
>>142290169prisoner of war stare
>doom and gloom and eveyrthing is terrible>pointing the finger of blame at everything you dislike>appoint a committee of experts/technocrats>make fun of those that have it even worseI'm slowly starting to figure out the stages of Italian grief
>>142290169Got that auschwitz survivor physique
>>142290306Unlike you they reached the knockouts tho
>>142290306Surely you must be very familiar with the concept of irrelevancy, maybe you can show the Italians the way around?
>>142290352Only good thing about this Euros campaign was kicking Croatia out at the last minute if we're being honest, everything else was shit
>>142290446at this point he's just insulting his own country for us
fucking hell this is a snooze fest
>>142290488Exposing the blocco for the coddled systembabbies they are is a good thing too>>142290528Never met a croat that wasn't deep into selfdegradation tbqh
>>142290306> smelly italian cunts*smelly blocco inter cunts
>>142290591That too, but it's not like anything will change anyway
Lukaku is going to solve this game
>>142290566Yeah the italo gipsy war in the comments is more interesting than this, only penals can save this stinker
>>142290591>Never met a croat that wasn't deep into selfdegradationinterestingly non-white behaviour
>rai doesn't even broadcast all euro24 knockout gamessquallore totale
It was so sure that this match was going to suck ass kek
Warra 90 minutes stikus
If I was black, I'd go for Tchouaméni's hair tbqhwyb
Based Vertonghen
>France has 17 shots with only 1 on targetHoly shit
The Belgian NT is turning Belgio #1 into more of a Paolo Sizzi than he already is
>>142291056jj dna
>>142290884I'm black (Italian) and I went for the Soulé cut
nihao
Vertonghen kinda has a stick up his peehole
>>142291161Cute 2023 Soulé right? Not the newer >le argentinian footy lad look I hope
Camon Belgium score sum fackin gols
Scam-ack
I sincerely rate 'Mbappe
>>142291334Reminder that Soulè loved this cut and only got the horrid one because Allegri forced him to cut his hair apparently
>>142291407Clio <3
Is it the tattoos that get Scamacca so much flack? Or is all seething Riommerds?
>>142291439That was the story with Yildiz and not with Soule I think, Yildiz spent half-time time pulling his hair out of his eyes in his first match and Allnegru criticized thathttps://football-italia.net/juventus-starlet-yildiz-obeys-unusual-allegri-order/
>>142291446let's meetup duccio https://www.radioclio.com/concerts
If they score now I'll be very mad
>>142291530I know about this one, but I remember seeing later in the season that it was the same for Soulè, maybe it's just my brain melting doe
Kanté is having sex with half the Belgian lineup, but Spalletti is kurping the Euros preparations for Italians' physical conditions
Klaass-ACKCuadrad-ACK
>casteels how the fuck dont you save that
>gol de kolo
feels good being an rkm defender
Meme tier defence eh
>>142291632here you go anon
>>142291862The corpse of Vertonghen was in the way
Domenico Italiano
>>142291975Grrrr
Cdk looks more black?
>>1422916081st or 11th of october?
We collectively witnessed the rise and death of Belgio
More like Mongolo lol
It's the history of the belgium
Supported this team for one match and it still sucked, at least I can go back to shitting on it in peace
>Belgium has yet to win against France in a major tournament
>>142292692Shitaly has yet to win a match fairly against France
>Rabiot celebrating with giroud and theoSo I guess he is really coming to Milan huh?
>>142292900There's hope
>>142292900He's not even under contract at Jj anymore, take him
PORTOGALLO (4-3-3): Diogo Costa; João Cancelo, Pepe, Rúben Dias, Nuno Mendes; Vitinha, Bruno Fernandes, Palhinha; Rafael Leão, Ronaldo, Bernardo Silva. CT. MartinezSLOVENIA (4-4-2): Oblak; Karničnik, Drkušić, Bijol, Balkovec; Stojanović, Elšnik, Gnezda Čerin, Mlakar; Šporar, Šeško. CT. Kek
>>142292900Or he's just racist
these Euros have been crap and underwhelming
Is there a worse outcome than a France - ingerland final?
>>142293133Yeah they really have been.
>>142293133Only good outcome is an Austria win or a Turkey win with Yildiz scoring in the final
Last 2 digits decide when Ghostao gets his first yellow for diving
Fun fact: the winner of tonight's game wins the Euros
Warra bench rafa
>>142293310Sporar, coached by Kek, will lift the cup
Have barely won a bet at this tournament. I’m going to need to ask for shifts at the factory (Thatcher closed them all)
Spot the blocco player
>>142293350>Sporar>his first club is called like THATYeah he's getting 0-6'd tonight
>>142293368Turned into a ghost by a 48 (same amount as the Serie A clubs going into Europe next season) year old Vertonghen
>>142293412what the fuck lmao
>>142293412What the actual fuck
>>142293442His brother will make their father proud by not being a printer player like him
>>142293412What the
>Zirkzee and De Ligtzee to United
>>142293133I think it is pretty good so far
>>142293412You CANNOT make that up
Couldn't get more satanic than that
>>142293412lmao what
>>142293624New fantacomfy badge just dropped
>>142293412reality is just a simulation
>>142292900>goes to a worse team for a lower wage
>>142293133would have been good if slovakia and denmark won.fuck VAR and mega-recuperi
>>142290411>warra knockouts reach trophy for italymammmmaa miia
>>142294311Warra trophy for Croatia
>Another hell boy rebootThis aint it
>>142294311Ecco il trofeo del centrocampo geriatrico
>>142294381european champions lost 2:0 to average at best switzerland. got dominated too they did nothing.just goes to show what a fluke that euro win was. if anything that was the least competitive euro in a long time. even nations league in 2023 was more competitive and spain winning this euro will prove that
I tried googling Croatia's trophy room but I get no results, WTF?!
>>142294531>Implying you wouldn't sell your attached earlobes for a trophy
>>142290665>CROAZIANS ARE A GYPSIES>WE ARE LA ITALIA DI WHITEA MASTERRACE
>>142294531Reminder that Italy has the biggest international unbeaten streak of all time, and if the competition was the least competitive, then why hasn't Croatia done well in it?
>>142294640warra 2018 and 2022 world cup participation for italia
my stomach hurts
>>142294640>Reminder that Italy has the biggest international unbeaten streak of all time,Vltimate mickey mouse achievement because it counts friendlies for some reason
who won the motm in the french derby?
>>142294675>implying you wouldn't give up the coming 5 world cup qualifications for just 1 European Championship
>>142294777Mbanza Kongo
>>142294759It is indeed a gigantic meme of an achievement, but at least it does exist ig
we were not knocked out of our WC qualifier group twice in a row.
participation trophies were never handed out and they will never count.
>>142294780no i wouldn't. that's just cope. congrats on your trophy tho. you won't ever win it again tho, enjoy being a glorified slovenia with youre best player being a GK
The "we were the dark horses" trophy is the best anyway, amirite?
I tried googling but I really can't find Croatia's partecipation in 1930, 1934, 1938, 1950, 1954, 1958, 1962, 1966, 1970, 1974, 1978, 1982, 1986, 1990 and 1994 World Cups...
>our best player a GKReaching levels of mindbroken previously unseen
surely Ronaldo will be the first one to score at least once r-right?
2 assists from Ronaldo tonight, also Pepe will earn a penalty. There's going to be a free kick goal from Slovenia, or maybe it was from a corner I can't quite remember
italy at euro 2024: https://x.com/Tagelca/status/1807782149627560071
>1934MussoliniBall>1936 olympicsMo this counts, also still Mvssolini>1938>MussoliniBall>1968Literal (rigged) coin flip and rematch of the final>1982Some italian players partecipated despite being disqualified for cheating (kill, I wonder for which club they played)>2006Refballed against autralia, zidane's headbutt and red card was staged, toni's first goal against ukraine was offside>2021Barella's goal vs belgium should have bee disallowed (immobile's dive), bonucci's goal against england was offside, chiellini's missing red card, arnautovic's goal was onside
Doubles and leao will score a hattrick
>>142295269BAAAAAAAAAAASED
have they fired him already?
>>142295269We are so unbelievably based
>>142295305A hattrick of yellow cards for diving
>69how many titles won by subhumans instead?
Adanikino
Italy in UEFA is like Argentina in CONMEBOL
Thought ronnie on the OP picture of the sticky match thread
>>142295730Except there's no kids playing football in the town squares
>>142295787The based refballed WCs by dictators and the meme wins and losses continentally are there doe
>>142295269yeah, we're based. also, who is this guy, an italian guy shitposting or a seething croatian? last time i posted in this general consistently was in 2016
>>142295859Trust me, 1978 is a national trauma
>>142295866>last time i posted in this general consistently was in 2016>"yeah, we're based"Yes it shows
>>142295890Duccio...
*dabs on you*
Portugal already getting refballed
Portulel... Just bench the old guy
>>142295915don't give me shit you guys still use this word in here. also happy to see the dutch guy still posting that shick goal, and that albanian guy in perennial state of anger (under a kosovo flag)
'tioned
>Ceferin FCyeah, I know where this is heading towards
>>142296211I can't get over how good this goal actually is
>Sborar
>>142296261The Bohemian Bergkamp fra... oh what could have been
could switzerland beat england?
>>142296898yes
>>142296898Only with a Shaquiri masterclass
Divin' Rafa at it again
Orsato is on top of lmao's diving
Bruno fernandes is a fucking pippone assoluto
You now remember
>>142297173I wonder why he isn't when he officiates in serie a
Even Portugal has a sqvadrone, there's no way Italy can't at least try to build something similar
>>142296898england is winning it all, games like the last one raise the level of every player
Thought a dive honeztly
Shiny head
clearly won the ball first >>142297173scratch that.
You now remember Jj having Pjanic in the team but ronny still wanting to take all the free kicks
Thought another dive to be completely honezt
>>142297513Ronny wasn't bad with Jj honestly, he just has a massive ego that made him look really retarded at times
>>142292900Kefren Thuram almost a done deal according to Di Marzio
Thought he simulated that guy's handball 2 be frank
>>142297617That last scudetto was a faustian pact, his signing instantly evaporated any financial advantage Jj had over the competition
>>142297727Didn't mean to reply but aight
>>142297457ruh roh you alerted the schizo
>>142290306Zeru titoli for Croasshitia
>>142297780Not saying the contrary, the management flew too close to the sun and burnt its wings, should have invested in more players with more potential instead. Dude did score like a hundred goals doe, can't blame it all on him.
I gotta B honezt with you guyz, I thought rafa simvlated that sombrero
>>142297982Of course, can't blame him for being given a suicidal contract. He held up his part of the bargain.
Anyone playing cod bo3 on xb1 right now?
>>142298137The management was absolutely batshit at the time, Melo's deal was one of the biggest crimes against humanity I've ever seen. His deal not ending in the best of ways changed the ways to handle signing, took time but Giuntoli probably wouldn't be here without it.
>>142298317We cannot change the past, we can only cherish the present :)
I think Ronaldo's contract can only partially be blamed for Juve's banter era. A competent management wouldn't have crumbled under the financial stress. Jj would have at best lost a scudetto to Inter and then went back winning as usual, but el senor Paratichi and his pards committed pretty much all the mistakes he could make.
>>142298533Ronaldo was a symptom, Paratici & Co were the disease
>That TSU freekick from the sideThe football’s left him
>>142297727thuram - diaz - beans
DO NOT Google Cristiano Ronaldo's age
>>142298724sealbros... how do we respond?
>>142298724Kefir - Huemilton - Poopmeiners
>>142298818alt + F4 on the Unreal Engine Editor
DO NOT Google Pepe's age
wake up babe new Lecce dropped their new ankle destroyer
>>142298724Fagioli with competent and physical midfielders helping him will go as hard as ever
Not racist, but that's Didier Drogba
>>142299161Blud has that Geertruida beard
>>142299161Amma fuck you boah
>>142299240He is in fact rocky centerback Kialonda Gaspar, who earned 9 yellow cards in 27 appearances in the portuguese Liga
>>142299593>who earned 9 yellow cards in 27 appearancesIt doesn't get more calcio than that
>>142299161>>142299593oh fuck its the lad who was linked to Lazio like 2 weeks ago
>>142299296My boy doesn't have the stache La Kialonda does and has all his teeth unlike him
He just has that future bbilan prospect aura about him
>>142299729I will never understand what the thought process behind this beard is
>>142299848Me neither, his jawline is nothing special and far from something he'd feel like he has to hide it. But nigs gonna nog
>>142299725>lazio started targetting negrusdon't get me wrong i highly rate the ones you bought it's just going to be interesting to observe the reaction from the fans
>>142300018At least it makes him recognizable, as good for the branding as R9's horrid haircut at the 2002 WC
>Bologna expect Premier League clubs to bid for Riccardo Calafiori, as revealed. Director Sartori confirms: “I think he will NOT end up joining Juventus”. “Probably he can go abroad, in case we decide to sell him…”. “We’d like to keep Calafiori so let’s see what happens”.- Fabulous Rom
>>142300278We can only hope now
>>142300167already some iffy comments among the sea of vendi e vattene spam, will need to check marco ragno's twitter after the game to see what his opinion is.
what if before leaving giuntoli gave bad advice to da laurentiis and made him get a bad coach and buy the wrong players because he had already signed with juve?
>>142300434-20 points
>>142300434De Laurentiis would've done the exact contrary of what Giuntoli recommended as soon as he joined Jj, and honestly there's no point in giving bad advice to a man who's already that retarded in the first place if we're being honest
>lemao
Bansgbijol
favourable digits and it's going to be another predictable late winner
>>142298864BEANS - BEANS - BEANS
>>142300434Based if true
What if we united all balkan countries into a single big country? Imagine how strong they could be at sports, think about it
https://x.com/francescoiucca/status/1807847358098546896>Rabiot on his future after #FranciaBelgio : “I haven't decided anything yet, I'm focused on Euro 24 but I'm in contact with the society. France not beautiful? Have you seen Italy? Seeing the group I expected it. Just do as Allegri says …”Someone give me a qrd on the rest he says, I can't listen to audio when I'm pooping
I thought Gyomber’s hair was bad, look at this Slovenian nigga
Every free kick I've ever seen Ronaldo take after that one vs Spain has been tear inducing
The Devil's in the details
Leaus out, mo portugal can score
>>142299793Bianconegrissimo in that pic doe
Murder Bruno Fernandes in my humble opinionI don't even need to say anything about Leao since wasn't even playing today
>>142300620>De Laurentiis would've done the exact contrary of what Giuntoli recommended as soon as he joined Jjmaybe he did and that's why all his choices last year sucked
I think Leao is insanely talented but it's very clear nobody ever taught him how to really play football
Definitely would've never thought that Slovenia would have a better showing than blocco Sfinter's Nazionale huh
>>142301742Can he fix Leao?
Kill, it's almost like being fast and generally athletic is an important factor in playing as a winger (also why Gnonto should play as a starter winger for italy instead of [REDACTED])
>>142301793Sporar doe
>>142301813>"Stop this massacre, Martinez."
Bruno fernandes is basically the chiesuccio of portugal
>>142301886Gnonto will only be needed when figc frauds realize that we need to go back playing the nastiest, crustiest, semen slurping catenaccio.
Mo I shop like a poorfag-me after downloading temu
>>142301886Kayode and Udogie will fix Italy
Moblak
>Goa x Macao coupleCursed
Reply to this post or Spalletti WON'T die in his sleep tonight
Do NOT look up just how short Francisco Conceição is
only now just realised slovenia had a play with one of those retarded fully black arm tattoos's
>>142302207
>>142302237white sana fernandes
>>142302313Who?
>look up Sana Fernandes>not a female pornstar
Y'know, if we can't afford Calafiori... that Christian Bijol guy...
Between Allegri, Reberto Martinez and Spalletti, who has committed the most crimes against calcio?
>>142302641Martinez, at least the other two are funny
>>142302641Spalletti is just plain shit but at least Allegri is a winnerRoberto Martinez is literally the leader of the Assassins
>Extra time vs PortugalThanks Spalletti
23:53 Ronaldo sul dischetto sicuramente non sbaglier-ack
How can a team like Slovenia, not even a real place, literally somewhere that was made up in 1991 by the [redacted], a place with 2m people and they’re still better than Scotland. How is that? I’m a football autist and I only know 3 or 4 of their players.
Slovenia gained its independence. Somebody else... voted against it
>>142303054>all the small teams make the big ones run for their lives
>>142302602Gib 40M so >we can buy more negrus
>>142300278Sfinterista Romano cope #37277933725
>>142303054Slavs, although barely in slovenia's case
>>142303054It somehow has one of the best keepers out there, that does help
>Oblak is still 31christ i thought he was going for 40
Imagine the earthquakes if Ronaldo solves it at the last minute
Imagine the floods if Ronaldo misses his penalty
Verdun-esque pitch at the moment
>>142303102They were tricked into going against their Serbian brothers
>>142303666And who tricked you lot into crossing the objectively wrong box on the ballot?
These bums are never winning against baguettes
>>142303819I find it very hard to tell which team you're talking about
>StankovicFra let it go
>>142303819An Oblak masterclass can have many outcomes, just ask Inter fans
>>142303963Warra save on lauti's seemingly unstoppable penalty missilozzo
>>142303867Both
>>142303718An independent Scotland would import even more Marokkaaans than Holland. My countrymen are generally retarded.
Kino
no era
Warra unsavable penalty missilozzo ronnie
the funniest thing in the world could happen rn
Catches the ball with his knee I think
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>orsato telling VAR to fuck off
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Lole
I fucking told you to not underestimate Oblak
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LMAO
>>142302947Madre mia, facciamo calcio
Hahahahahaha
It's the DNA of the jewventus
Rent?
Oblak and penalties? Where have I seen it before this season...
>>142304912Choking a penalty against Oblak is sfinter DNA doe
THE FLOODS ARE COMING
>>142304990free
>IlicicI'm okay with Slovenia winning now
These kind of moments is when you need to put it down the middle, I don't understand why players never do it
C A L C I O
Overrated Christiano “Ronaldo” crying like a woman again — very weak!
Things to avoid: a penalty shootout against oblak
Crybaby Cristiano Ronaldo crying sad little tears. So pathetic! Not a champion move. Maybe focus on scoring goals instead of whining! Sad!
Yeah but what will Georgina's lower bones look like tonight?
Why hasn’t that baldy made a change?
>>142305411Because sometimes the keeper stays stillAlso big keepers can stop it with their feet and Oblak is big
>>142305767He needs to make at least three penalty subs, that would be the baldest move
>>142305411Because it take a while before the centre is clear. That's why panenka's are a thing
>>142305411Calhanoglu tried exactly that against Oblak back when he was at Leverkusen and was memed for years because it got saved
K-ACK!
>>142305904Scoring a penalty against a keeper like that must be hell honestly, it's like standing in front of a wall>>142305971Yeah, thought of a panenka too, but it's really risky
>>142305411Like bernagod in the euro final
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Ronaldo crying because he let his national team down shows how much he caresIt's what a captain does
Donnarumma and Oblak are probably the hardest keepers to face in a penalty honestly
>>142306282Hvmiliation ritval
>>142306417Oblak has one of the worst penalty saves ratio btw
Sesk-ACK!
SESKO YOU SHITTER
How the fuck
kwab
>>142306417>15 saves out of 65 penaltiesHow many Oblak matches have you watched
>>142306417The keeper with the best penalty saving-% in the Euro's is Romania's btw
...this would be levels worse compared to Switzerland-Italy
>>142306282He should retire if he wants the best for his teams.
>>142306829In the big ones he seems efficient, my mind may have just been controlled by the adrenaline though
Belgian flag is a tryharding animefag poser? I didn't know that you're telling me for the first time wow what can you say?
>>142306851Nightmare of Memphis will singlehandedly take care of that record
>>142306417>>142306085Toldo vs Netherlands in Euro 2000 was probably the greatest penalty performance by a keeper in history
>>142306960Imagine the hairband he'll wear
https://x.com/NimaTavRood/status/1807880484246245612Kek
>>142307008Has AI image generation gone too far?
>>142306908KEEEEK but also you're in big trouble for saying it
average penalty save rate is 18%oblak is at 23%gigio 25.4%
>ghost for the whole tournament>horrible performance today too>a more popular player fails an important benuldy and overshadows your shit performanceLeao is a genius
100% kwabnaldo misses a second one, this time he skies it lauti style
benuldies!
Mo what a left back the Slovenian
Ronaldo will not get to shoot.
Somebody's getting fuuuuuucked
Pwoar, chad auro on Oblak
portulel will win but they are shitters
>>142307564Martinez's curse might fuck them, would be the funniest shit of all time
Oblak is a goalkeepr maybe mr. Giuntoli should think about it
>>142307108Yeah it was against you guysThen again it was your fault, you should have scored at least one of the penalties, or during the rest of the game just scored onceYou were up one man for 90 minutes>>142307233What about Diogo Costa?
Baggio's penalty miss COMPLETELY overshadowed by this miss btw
>>142307704I don't know what game you're on about h-h-haha
>>14230770425.6%
*kills himself*
depression sisters....
BUT MUH WHOLESOME ILICICCIONE
Adani jinxed him and probably killed him
If he saved it again lolAlso first to miss = eventual winner
sovlbros..not like this
gn fras, its over
I hate it when kino teams shit the bed on benuldies
GODNALDO
Kek Slovenia are the negrus of the balkans
Obl-ACK!
>slopenia
I have no words lol
Nah man what the
THOUGHT ZIZZO DONNARUMMUS
AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>getting dominated by a manlet gk
QUICK, update the save %'s!
>>142307845I think it went upHoly fucking shit
Sesko will have nightmares of that shot for years
serves them right for shitballing for a draw
>>142308706Almost 31% wtf, manlet bros...
Mo the bids flowing in for Bijol
Business theory: being shorter makes it easier to get down quickly into a corner
Fun fact: my street is named after Slovenia
does Costa now get six gorillion points at fanta?
>>142309103yeah...unfortunately not everyone can shoot like maguire in the camera
>even 0 goals conceded in the penalty series
consolation prize
>>142309191I don’t think penals count
>an entire day without calcio in 2 days
Reminder that poorfag messi fans are SEETHING
>they don't even know the VAR rules at Railol
>>142309774doesn't sound very fair for a keeper desu
>>142309888How is it that in a country with such a big football culture, there are so many people who don't have a fucking clue on Italian TV?
EHHHHHHHHHH BUT OBLAK IS GREAT AT SAVING PENALTIES THAT'S WHY SFINTER ABOMINATIONS MISSED 4 OF THEM AGAINST HIM
>>142310074I mean, he didn't really have to save the last one kek
https://x.com/tancredipalmeri/status/1807875596044632480
Georgia took the lead against Spain. Slovakia took England to extra-time. Slovenia took Portugal to penalties. Switzerland knocked out Italy. No easy games in football etc
Kevin De Bvllyne
>>142310239just international football being dead and dusted, youth tournaments have become the entertaining ones.
>>142310239No upsets, this edition of the Euros is so fucking ass, now we hope for Yildiz to perform
do we know what ducci are going to play tomorrow? only for fanta related purposes
Kek giggio mogged by DIO-GOD costa
>>142310385VerbruggenDumfries - De Vrij - Van Dijk - AkeSchouten - Simons - ReijndersFrimpong/Malen - Depay - GakpoOnly RW is a doubt
>>142310524thank you
But this rafa's ghostata is nothing compared to Christian, Yunus, and Weston's (kill, I wonder where Tim is) ectoplasmatic performance of 2nite
who's tim
why are the stadiums so empty?
>>142310923Covid killed a gorillion fans
>>142310385Both Ndungo-Kuipers and Babambumbo-Van Houten are a doubt. Rachid ibn Kanker likely to play as an inverted fullback.
>>142310941Oh wow>>142311340You do realize we don't really do the whole double-barreled surname thing here right?
>>142311373What about the double barren surnames
>>142311373I don’t care, it makes me chuckle.
Merdelon musk moment
>>142311560Should Scotland be an independent country?Yes: 1,617,989 (44.70%)No: 2,001,926 (55.30%)Turnout: 4,283,392 (84.59%)
I feel like this argument escalated real quick
>>142311689Should Holland be filled with manjawed barren hags or obese inbred Moroccans?
>>142311758I'll let you know when the referendum results on that come inP.S. Starmer will win and your country will continue to be governed all the way down in London
i have watched 0 games since italy got dropped. intrasting
>Scarsenal on CalafioriSo it's going to happen AGAIN...
>>142312323As soon as they came with interest my hopes went UP
The whole tactics and pressing shit are so boring, I wanna see individual performances man
ref in usa-uruguay is channeling byron moreno
>>142318589>all this seethinglmao
PANAMA WON!
>>142320406He was atrocious but tbf >we were shit and deserved to go out anyways
>>142290004Lame
The chances of seeing Theo Hernandez in a bus in Zurich is never 0 (maybe it was his brother)
>Napoli, the mafia clan used children as "human shields" to protect themselves from ambushestell me Italy is a first world country one more time..
ruh roh blockbros...
fuck off already with the moorata return
>>142318589The ref in usa-panama was bad though
Surely today can't be worse than yesterday
Juventus are closing in on deal to sign Khephren Thuram! OGC Nice have received final bid worth €20m fixed fee.Total potential package worth €24/25m, add-ons structure being negotiated but green light expected soon.Personal terms already agreed, deal imminent.
>>142324750sorry naples is not italy
https://twitter.com/NimaTavRood/status/1807880484246245612Ahahahahahaahahahah
>>142325299>20m for a farmers league pipp1 Could've spent that money on a CB but thanks Giuntoli :)I'm sure Douglas Luiz and Sborram will be great defenders next season
Most confused falseflagger
>if you don't rate every player Juventus is buying you are a falseflaggerDamn, silly me for not rating the amazing Weah!
never watched thuram, but honestly he seems good af from the single match videos. one sure thing he’s technical. another sure thing he’s tall and fast. not saying i actually rate him, but the vibes are good.
If you can't see the necessity in having two more midfielders, one of which well rated and experienced at an acceptable price, especially with Rabiot gone, that's on you buddy
>>142325565I do rate Douglas Luiz even if I have only seen like 3-4 Aston Villa matches in the past 3 years, however I do not rate Thuram because I haven't watched a single Ligue 1 match and I shan't be tricked by highlight videos where even fucking Nicolussi Caviglia could look like prime Xabi Alonso. Also, at the age of 23 he was never called up in the NT aside from one single friendly, unlike the guy he's supposed to replace who's a starter and always one of the best performers.
>>142325370intertards always humiliated wherever they are, whenever they go, whatever they do and say
Khéphren #Thuram a un passo dalla #Juventus // Juventus are one step away from signing Khéphren #Thuram @ilbianconerocomt. Romekheperura Tutanbadon
>forgot to predict the 2 matches from yesterdayit's so over
at this point it seems obvious rabiot is gone.at least next year we can count on 4 decent midfielders, with thuram, luiz, fagioli and locatelli (yes he'll be good again as mezzala).not that i ever watched a single nice or villa game, but at this point i just have faith in joontolee, i didnt even like thiago motta at first but now let's just wait and see come siamo messi at christmas
>>142290169Dudes been malnourished since Yugoslavia collapsed in 1991.
>>142291334nice hair
>>142326062damn his name really is fagioli. always thought its same word play like ravioli, fag, fagioli. damn.
>Giuntoli is one of the five directors chosen to help the NT find good italian players>only 1 of the last three players bought is italianWhy doesn't he go for italian midfielders instead of Douglas Luiz and Thuram?????
>>142326102its funny to see non italian people thinking that it is funny due to the fag thing when its actually the funniest name ever but for another reason
>one of the few players that legitimately cared about the club>gets pushed out of the club because his passes aren't as fancy as Di Gregorio's (a worse GK at goalkeeping)I will never not be mad
>>142326062i agree on all of that, including lock not being the shitshow we've seen this year. on thiago motta, he was never a coach like italiano or de zerbi or sarri. i am neutral to him, fact is many bofogna players are still in the euro ko phase or played well in the group stage, so he didnt have a bad team on average this season, he had a huge credit on it but it's not like he took a bunch of shitters and brought them to the 5th place.
>Alekre asks for a total midfield overhaul>nooooo you're getting paid 9 allegrillion a season you can't pretend gud players noooooo>Mignotta asks for a total midfield overhaul>based bestestest coach evereverever
>>142326217it's better to get rid of him before the inevitable drop of quality
>>142325370Great rattazzi adunata w/ forconi to defend Lord Tancredus in the comments
>>142326358>pretendShitalian english everyone
>>142326217It's better to go out as a loved and rated player by the club than wait for a drop in quality and end up getting shat on by most of the fanbase, I'm going to miss him but moving on really is the best for everyone
>greek chud gubermint introduces six-day working weekfactory workers in shambles>>142326617it's called mondialposting chud
>>142326673have to somehow manage to pay for the boomer pensions with your africa-tier salary. Same policy is coming to us soon.
CO-ME UN TUOOOONOOOO SEI ARRIVATO SENZA PREAVVISO
>>142326607>directs a newspaper who collected millions of fundings by governments of all colors>says something>gets published>uaaa uaaa non si può più dire nientecan we stop pretending these victimist cucks are le based?
>giving the interblok their own block on the posterWhat the…
wojciech szczesny has always been a gentleman full of dignity. hope he will come back in the future with some role.
>>142326824>Koeman doesn't wanna learn from his mistakes>the Interblock gets trust>Romania is a meme countryI feel like you guys are fucked
>>142326824>Dumfries kinda sorta smilingdid they drug him or something
samefag as >>142325682 but kek look at kdb's (legend) despised look the second that short, hairy, brown, bald and above all - stupid - prescritto stars speaking, before the question evenhttps://x.com/tancredipalmeri/status/1807878767446011929and by the the question is very stupid indeed. you lost the game against france, how are you supposed to answer to that provocation which is only aiming to make the big headlines?
>>142326771But muh buonismus
>>142326853Oh yeah, we are. Romania plays like a team and our prima-donnas play for their own glory, it will be a slurper lost on a goal from a corner or free kick
>K. Thuram to jewveKill, I thought that tikus converted all of his family to sfinterism
Bastoni liking a biasin post justifying him playing like shit demolished any credibility he had as a player
>>142327008Reminder that Lilian will literally slap his kids if they’re too outspokenly ABJjHe might not say it out loud but the pros he feels for a son signing for Jj is far bigger than the other playing for Inter, that is just inevitable
>>142327008>implying that Lilian hasn't corrected Marcus with a good slap as soon as he participated in a sfinterista chant
Allegri got third place with a team of literal abomini such as chiesa and huijsenIf motta doesn't win the league with this sqvadrone they're buying him based on his own wishes, it's the biggest fallimentozzo I've ever seen
*shitposts*
>>142327081Huijsen was in Rome getting SUCCUBUSD doe
>>142327087>takes 5 as his shirt number for next season
A fren of mine got accepted into a university in Paris for a semester. My autism nearly kicked in and I almost said I wouldn’t go to France in front of him. This is almost as bad as irl mo posting.
>>142327033>>142327063li*ian is not claimed by Jj kings though. in 2006 when they asked him about Juve he answered something like “what is a a Juve?”. on top of that he’s a wewuzzing nigger. still, a son is not to blame for his father’s sins.
Luca toni was the chiesuccio of his time, except he actually managed to escape serie ass
>>142327393t. buckbroken Lelle(Context: https://twitter.com/erclab_tweet/status/1808071112561250482)
Is twitter down again?
>>142327176Will you go to visit him if he invites you? Or do your convictions about not going to France run that deep?
>>142327431lmao
>>142327445All joking aside I have no intention of going to Paris. I'd go to see the sites and probably Napoleon's tomb then I'd fuck off sharpish. Knowing my luck there'd be a largely peaceful spontaneous combustion while I'm there.
Definito l’acquisto di #Thuram, gli sforzi della #Juventus - a fuoco lento - si concentreranno su #Koopmeiners. Che era e resta il grande obiettivo di questa sessione di mercato. Prima, però, servono delle cessioni @ilbianconerocom/// Once the purchase of #Thuram is defined, the efforts of #Juventus - at a slow fire - will focus on #Koopmeiners . Which was and remains the great objective of this market session. First, however, some transfers are needed @ilbianconerocom
Mo I score, or at least becco la porta
Warra big fiducia in Fagiolo Thiago Mottus
Italy needs a Miccoli-style manlet free-roaming number 10 to succeed
Who is your all-time favourite Dutch Serie A player?
>>142327813kys grimtoli
>>142328071I'd say Davids, even though Gullit was probably better
>he rated Miccoli
>>142328163Miccoli was one of the biggest terroneball player of all time, I don't think that he even knew how to read but fucking hell he scored some bangers and dribbled like crazy
>>142328186so, the 00s berardi
>>142328248Berardi hasn't hit his 30s nor interacted with the mafia yet
>Berardi hasn't interacted with the mafia
>berardi is STILL 29What the actual fuck?
Sartori throwing a tantrum because he doesn't want Calafiori to go to Jj was the most predictable thing of all time, even when the player himself wants to come to the club kek
how does one get hyped over a worse pasalic?
>3 more years on the contract >have to sell to the kikes to a lower price because.... uhm because uhmmm idk
People are hyped about Frattesi?
>>142328484unironically they were this summer. they fucking were.
>>142328482Santori seems fine to sell him, he just doesn't want to sell him to Jj (same thing happened with with Locatelli and Vlahovic, which >we ended up getting btw)
>>142327940Why miccoli when you can have the superior terrone totó di natale
>>142328555I like both
>>142328527>Break Spalletti balls to make him start Frattesi every game so you can inflate his value>Frattesi gets exposed>He's now worth 3 fiddyWhat did beppe mean by this?
>>142328071Seeing this, does anyone here know where to buy late 90s/early 2000s football shirts? All the common shops only have comically large sizes
>>142328892soccer004?
>>142328186i get that the bar is currently scamacca (even typing his name fills me with murderous intents) but miccoli wasn't really anything more special than the Ciccio Caputo of his times
>>142328892The Kurd butcher 2 streets from me also sells retro Serie A shirts from some reason
>>142328926The point is more that Italy lacks a number 10, and the country's 10s have often been midgets with lots of technique and freedom on the pitch, which is exactly what the country needs. Can't think of many options, but Pafundi, Hasa and even Gnonto could fill up that role in the future with some luck.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xoA1YxcTRS0New J-kino dropped
>Morata has decided to stay at Atleti next seasonwhat a bummer, would've been a great Milik replacement (if the pole leaves of course)
>ping pong morata
>>142328967Thing is that "technique and freedom on the pitch" isn't just a matter of talent in a single individual, his teammates also need to be trained to play in accordance to that one creative player. This is why Kvara lasted only a few months, because once opponents learned not to leave fullbacks alone on 1v1 his only option was to roam around looking for other but his teammates didn't coordinate with him. Modern meatslab strikers are part of a system, dribbly drobbly manlets need to have systems built around them, which is harder to pull of. The most blood chilling thing of this euro wasn't going out against a strong switzerland, it was the fact that under spalletti the entire squad got even the most basic scuola calcio defensive movements wrong. There's no space for creativity if you can't even do the basics.
>>142329069He basically just put random players on the pitch and prayed because it somewhat ended up working against Croatia, but even the basics weren't there. Dude put Beans as a constant DM who dropped extremely low for the whole match while Cristante was randomly walking throughout the pitch with no idea of what he was doing, that shows how stupid it was to not call up Locatelli. The FBs were absolutely lost, and Mancini looked as if he wasn't aware of what pressing is at times. That's why I'm calling for a creative player, but it's largely not enough indeed, because to give space to a player like that the midfield and the flanks need to be impeccable.
>>142328071Definitely Sneijder. I went on holiday in 2010 just after the World Cup. We spent a day in Amsterdam and me Mum bought a Holland top with Sneijder 10 on the back. Still got it in the loft.
>>142329069The best teams paper over the weaknesses of players and fortify the strengths of them. The way Italy set up only served to expose and enlarge the weaknesses of players. When looking at the defence like you are it's pretty obvious that guys like Bastoni don't have actual defending as their strong suit. Now if you're a competent manager you see that and put players around him to compensate for that and paper over that weakness so that he can thrive and use his good aspects to help the team,
what interesting insights from the future anallysts of the italian national team
>>142329028based, Jj people make all other fans look like casuals, mainly because no other club in the history of sport has ever been attacked as much as Juve. only 2 scudetti for the 40th.
well played, i nearly fell for your bait
>>142329148I've said this in the other thread, managing an NT is supposed to be something so easy that even retards like Deschamps can do it:>pick your best 4 or 5 players>ask them how they would like to play>ask them if they agree on vetoing calling up certain players>fill the rest of the slots accordinglythat's it, here's the bare minimum. mancini did so basing himself on Bonucci, Chiellini, Chiesa, Barella and Jorginho (lmao) and got something done.>>142329164Bastoni making individual mistakes is nothing new, but against Switzerland both goals came from the right side being continuosly raped because Mancini, Cristante and Di Lorenzo got the most basic defensive overlaps wrong. Spalletti proved himself a bipolar mess by hyping up the Inter block, doing nothing to accomodate them - or any other player except for the absolute worst one of the 25 aka Di Lorenzo (may Allah smite him) - and then throwing them under the bus afterwards to save his job. I don't think we can expect anything but the worst from him going forward.
>According to the report, players were unhappy with the preparation for the Euros, which they expected to be more focused on intensity. Repubblica adds that some footballers didn’t even agree with including Nicolò Fagioli in the final 26-man squad, as the Juventus midfielder had dragged Sandro Tonali into a betting scandal this past October.>Generally, Italy players were sceptical about Spalletti’s tactics, which they saw as too elaborate for such a short tournament.>Surely, Spalletti and his players didn’t understand each other. According to the report, the footballers were surprised by the CT when he announced several line-up changes hours before the final group stage game against Croatia.pretty grim if true.
>>142329304Yeah, I was just picking Bastoni as a random, but obvious, example. I would have gone with Di Lorenzo, but he doesn't have the same reputation defensively. He just became absolutely terrible at just about everything from one season to the next
Zeccazee to United
>>142329326I will hereby name the only two things Spalletti did that I appreciated>Avoiding some of the most obvious traps such as Immobile, Belotti, Spinazzola, Locatelli, Colpani, Biraghi and other abysmal shitters (he only missed Darmian and Fagioli)>Fielding le based aura duo of CBs against Albania (the same kind of low level shitters that have been keeping us away from two WCs) counting that their contributions to buildup would outweight their inevitable defensive slips (like Ciolafiori getting drank by Rey Manaj of all people).Rest was an absolute disaster
>>142329316beans didnt snitch on anyone. when they took his phone, the chat with tonali was there. also yes, the part where it says inter players "rejected" fagioli's convocation is true, repubblica rats know everything about the inter/pd environment. and the grim part is inter players acting like they are in charge of managing the nt as if it were their private property, while they cant even stop a fucking ball and managed - and that's some fucking record - to get kicked out of a tournament two times in a row, first against croatia, then against switzerland.
>>142329456>>142329456>>142329456>>142329456>>142329456
>>142329434problem is also spalletti being a ego trippin faggot and not focusing on doing everything to have a good chance in the tourney.
