You will all be witnesses
we're losing 3-0
How many tonight for PuliGod?
usa will destroy
how many niggers chimping out?
It's at 2am, I haven't been able to stay up that late in years. I hate being old
>>142293292Not in Kansas City
>>142293269so if we win we both go through? can uruguay just sandbag?
>>142293432>BielsaLol no. He will play with the force of 10,000 suns
>>142293394have we ever lost at the arrowhead stadium?>>142293432not reallyif we win like 1-0 and panama pummel bolivia like 3-4 goals then they advance due to gd
>>142293478Panama's best player and entire midfield engine is suspended from red card
>>142293432We have 2 Gd advantage over Panama. It's a real possibility we win by one, and then Panama wins by 3 against weak Bolivia, and they go through on head to head
>>142293470
>>142293541i know, im just saying that just because we win it is not a 100% guaranteei mean there are possibilities that we advance by draw or even lost, all depend on the result from the other game
>>142293559Doesn't matter. He'll still set the gameplay and pick the lineup.
>>142293559You do understand that it means he still choose the lineup and set up tactic pre game, right?
Best case scenario is both matches are slurpers and end in a draw
>>142293269>>142293292at least broke their legs, total dino death
>>142293603I'm sorry to burst your bubble but Bolivia won't win. We could have won 8-0 in that match. It's that bad.
El kansascityazo
>>142293269YEAH, TONIGHT.
>>142293559they'll now witness his full autistic rage, sorry burgerbros but CONMEBOL made us do this
>>142293269queue all the simpsons u are gay joke
>>142293679are they pretty much just an altitude abuse team?
>>142293269Uruguay about to booty blast the mutts
we always come back after a shit result. I expect a comfortable win over the world's current most overrated team >darwin poonezreally?
>>142293559Coaches aren't really that important after the game starts, 95% of the work is done pre-match.He can literally call up someone for any midgame tactical changes or player substitutions too, this affects very little. Specially with how urgayans play, they're very independant and don't need as much coaching
>supposedly one of the greatest teams of all time>main guy named "darwin" Yeah, I'm *real* scared of these Urgu... Ugur... whatever the hell they are
>>142293820It's our super power
>>142293760They are THE altitude abuse team, no other team on the history of sports has relied as much on asphyxiating players as bolivia. There have been international rulings solely caused by bolivia being low O2 babies
>America losing in July in Kansas City
Witness them!
>>142293871Its basedCope and seethe
>>142293820aaaaaajjajajajajajajajajaj 'no' Timmy hes dunking on your ass
>>142294087It's boring honestly
>>142294134You will taste our cocks tonight
>>142293375I know exactly what you mean. It's crazy the energy difference I have now. It's like you hit a wall after 34.
>>142293269God it would be cool if we could combine all of America, the entire continent,
>>142294134Stop bullying us
>>142294651ew no
I just bought some Vaseline because our assholes are going to need it when Uruguay rape us tonight.
>>142293269Bielsa has unlocked Nunez. I'm hoping we can pull it off, we sure can, but its going to be tough as hell.
>>142293760pretty muchwhen we played them I knew we would comfortably because they're not up in the sky playing.
>>142294654I'm just playing bud it can go either wayOn paper at least it'll be the best game of the cup yet
>>142294651Nah, the individual confederations are kino for WC qualifying. Copa should stay combined though
>>142293820>>142293856c'mon dudes, do you really think there's any chance? We made this thing you call SOCCER
>>142293820>we always come back after a shit resultThat's cause we usually play fucking Honduras or some shit. We're getting raped tonight and a million bald eagles will commit sudoku in the Missouri river
>>142294933Yes. Uruguay were gassed against a fast physical team like Panama in 2nd half, and we're a 2nd half team.Our A team beat Panama 5-1 last time they played them with 11 men. We also could've beat Bolivia by 6+ goals. It'll be hot as fuck, and we're the more athletic team, also KC is the loudest stadium in the country.It will be a very good game.
>>142295090I was confused why Vegas has us as the betting favorites. Makes a little more sense after reading that.
>>142293269k... keep me posted
>>142295168Betting on +200 Uruguay seems like absolute free money
>>142295090I just want to finally see an entertaining game in this tournament
>>142295282Canada chile was fun, so was mexico ecuador
>>142293842Sauce
>>142295090Do you remember you lost against Panama a few days ago? Even so, that stat/math thing won't apply on football, it maybe works in basketball, baseball or even handegg (i don't know); but here is all about streaks and fucking the weak, and we're riding that wave right now. About loud stadiums, still "fans", all our players can handle that after being born in this barra brava shithole. I love the US, i respect it but tonight we are doing our deal bro.
>>142293820and we always beat the hosts
>>142295168go for us, you won't regret
>>142295090>we're the more athletic teamI'm always impressed at how utterly delusional Americans are.
>>142295443We lost with 10 men and even scored down a man.With 11 men we beat them 5-1. You'll see tonight.Literally the only thing we're good at is muh pashun. They will play like their asses are on fire. It will not be easy for Uruguay.
>>142293671ThisDo it with De La Cruz, Vina and Arrascaeta.
>>142293269no i will be sleeping good luck though
>>142295651Are you serious? I said athletic, not technical. We literally have the fastest player in the EPL on our team. Our entire midfield are athletic freak ngubus with iron lungs. Our striker is the 2nd fastest player in France. We're WAY more athletic than Uruguay. We are the most athletic team you'll have ever played. You have no idea. This will be a game of the two best pressing teams in July heat in Kansas City. You're delusional if you think this will be easy for Uruguay.
>>142295651How is he wrong? He didn't say better, he said more athletic. It's very true.
>>142295840i haven't checked any team in copa america but something is pulling me to root for you guys so i might watch a game if america is in the semi finals or finals, just make sure your players dont eat a big mac before the game so they dont get a heart attack at the end of the first half
>>142295654Murrikan muh passion is not really all that much here, our teams are far more passionate fren. We have regulsr stabbings in stadiums, you guys can't even chant
>>142293820"worlds most overrated team"doesn't even mention:>brazil>argentina>england>belgiumbut he mentions Uruguay.Why would anyone listen to any yank who calls football "soccer" and football for a sport where fatties run for 15 second and then go to commercial break? I am going to set my alarm clock to wake me up 3 AM just to see these guys absolutely humiliate the United States of Bidenica
>>142295651Black people are considered magical beings to amerifatsPlease understand
>>142295651>>142295490>>142295452>>142295443>>142294933>>142294834>>142294134>>142293743>>142293680>>142293679
>>142296161I'm not talking about the fans, I'm talking about the players.The proof is look at the World Cup. We have advanced to the round of 16, five of the last 6 six World Cups we've attended.Why is this? We have vastly inferior players. It's the pashun meme. You're going to see some crazy shit tonight.
>>142293269there is no chance i'll be witnessing this or any game in the caca america
>>142293559Is so fucking over for USMNTLGBT+
>>142296166Your team would literally melt in Kansas city in July.
>>142296330shut the fuck up wesley
>>142296330mad lol
>>142296301Please stop giving me hope
>>142295840>>142295939All African national teams had this all-muscle black dudes since forever and what they won?
>>142296530Dont even try anon
>>142295090>bragging about beating concacaf shitters and should've-could've-would've bolivia at sea levelyou're finished
>>142295090>Our A team beat Panama
>>142296377Uruguay has humid heat, it's far worse than your dry heat, at night too. It won't make a difference
I have this feeling the dumb chis that were always irrationally hyping mexico jumped ship to the us and are now irrationally hyping up the usmnlgbt+
>>142295651Robinson was clocked as the 2nd fastest player at the World Cup tooWe're literally faster and more athletic than Uruguay at every single field posistion. Usually this wouldn't matter, but in a game of intense heat, it'll matter.
>>142293269I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN™
>>142294547DELETE>mfw a late night drinks hungover now fucks me up for two days
xd
>>142293269>>142293432Uruguay must win to maintain complete Argie supremacy.
>>142296530>All African national teams had this all-muscle black dudes since forever and what they won?A world cup with France
>>142296530Our blacks are massively different than African blacks. Our blacks are literally the results of eugenics for hundreds of years of breeding for strength and speed. You will taste our large cocks tonight.
>>142293269Will the rise or fall?
>>142295939What does that mean, exactly?>>142296769You're going to get absolutely battered. It won't even be funny, it'll be that much of a one sided game
>>14229676927° isn't intese heat wtf, uruguay regularly plays in brazil, colombia, ecuador and venezuela.Stop coping jesus christ, you're getting grouped
>>142296723Tbf USA are dramatically better than Mexico (2 to 3 goals better).Writing off USA at home in Independence month in Kansas City because they got an early red card and lost last game is crazy. Uruguay have no idea what's coming.
>>142293394>muh queefsWe're losing 3-0
>>142293269Obtulio Varela
>>142296925You said the same about England vs USA at the World Cup when we brought up or athleticism and pressing.We're a very unique team, and Uruguay really struggled vs Athletic players in the 2nd half. Why do you think Vegas has USA as the favorites?
>>142296940They have every idea what is coming because they're a well drilled, professional and expertly coached side with eight recent goals in them and victories against Brazil and Argentina in the past few months.
If USA loses are the fans "passionate" enough to make some funny things?... you know, like destroying the stadium, trying to kill uruguayans or something
>>142294933enserio? ahora inventaron el fútbol tamb ién?pedazo de dinosaurio mitómano
>>142297070>USMNTLGBT+ fans>soul
>>142296940We're writting off the US because-your coach literally can't even play bunker hoofball, he ONLY tries to play from the back, which is suicide against the big sudaca teams-your players are terrible at 1v1, which uruguay loves to do, and the smaller pitches will make it even worse-your passion will meet what might be the nastiest, more war like team in south america and get rektAdd to that that bielsa (who will 100% give illegal orders to his assistants to relay) can and will make adjustments as needed, which berhalter can't.I kinda want you fatsos to pass through but I don't see it likely
>>142297047You should bet on Uruguay then. They're +200 tonight. You'll be rich.
>>142294933I thought the lore goes that some pommy school teacher brought the game there. Just like cricket and Rugby - English expats and workers.
>>142297037Because dummies like you haven't heard of Uruguay and will have put loads of credit card money on itWe aren't discussing England here (I know it's your second favourite subject after "athleticism") but if we played Uruguay tomorrow I don't think we'd get a goal past them. They're a seriously good side and have a manager that is ideal for tournament football.
Tonight I'll be asleep
>>142297132Berhalter is a fucking moron who spams crosses all game to undersized forwards, and refuses to let our players play through the middle.
>>142297169Lmao literally no one here is betting on USA. The matches barely get watched on TV. Hahaha. Uruguay were lucky to not concede 3 goals vs Panama in the 2nd half. They were completely exhausted. Bielsa is a genius but he's always been known to overwork his players and this is a 3rd group game. They will be tired.
>>142297132>bielsa (who will 100% give illegal orders to his assistants to relay
>>142297329The fact that basically everyone here thinks it's impossible USA wins is exactly why they'll win. Spee is never right.
>>142297329If we're going to be honest, we would've ended the 1st half with like 3 goals or so if darwin scored more than only 2 out of the 10 chances he has per game
>>142296769>27°>intense heatKEK, do americans really?>>142296849>muh blacks are better than the african blacksthis can't even be a real argument>>142296940>2 or 3 goalsWOW!>>142296567you were right all the time>>142297037we'll fill your arse and empty your pockets tonite anon>>142297086no lo inventamos, solamente organizamos el 1er mundial y se lo ganamos el 1er mundial a ustedes, nariguetas. También la 1er copa américa (en su casa), y dicho sea de paso, la 1er libertadores (e intercontinental), pero tenés razón, no la inventamos, nomás las ganamos todas.PD: respeto a la Argentina, pero no a los boludos.
>>142297132Smaller pitches favor the more athletic teams. It's why Canada has been doing so well. It's why Panama did well when we went a man down. It's why Uruguay struggled vs Panama in the 2nd half.There's only one player on the field who's delivered in the biggest moments in the biggest tournaments for his country, and you will kneel tonight.
>>142297632>27°That was the max the previous week, and we are in the middle of winter
>>142297160brit railway workers, it's an english thing that we mastered on time to develop and win all major competitions we'll see nowadays. But yes, technically it was made by the brits, same brits bring the game here more than 100 years ago...
i hope biesla shows up and be like nah lets just chill to prevent injuries and rest
>>142297740No you retard, teams that are better at dribbling and 1v1 duels do better in smaller fields. Biggee fields favour athletic players since there's more space to run. What the shit? Canada beat two terrible teams too, we controlled the entire match vs them and canada is far better than the us
>>142297632Not that anon but he's right about the whole eugenics thing, it's also why Jamaica has the fastest blacks in the world.
>>142297993USA beat Canada 2-0 lolWe eliminated them the last two times we've played them easily. USA is much better than Canada. WTF are you talking about?
>>142297238cant we hire some brainiac from mit to figure this shit out like the fat guy from moneyball? forgot this name but the french chick dunked on him on live national tv
>>142298104I've seen both teams play, canada is better than the us at this tournament. Your usual gameplan is suicide against uruguay, your only hope is hoofball and you won't play like that.At this point you're not even using real arguments, this feels like weird hype cope. Have a good day anon
>>142297993>canada is far better than the us
Niggas why are we fighting like chimps? We are not Europeans and this is not a rivalry.Let's enjoy the match.
>>142298228How can you say that? We lost a man almost right away vs Panama.Our entire system is to play down the wings with speed, and we lost a fucking winger. We could've easily blasted Bolivia by 6 goals. What game did you watch that showed Canada is better?We fucking heemed Canada with ease. You are talking really reckless. I can't wait to see you eat your words tonight.After we win, you'll simply say it didn't count because Uruguay weren't trying, even though you've spent the last hour saying how much pashun they have and how they'll try hard as they can.
>>142298522>After we win, you'll simply say it didn't count because Uruguay weren't trying, even though you've spent the last hour saying how much pashun they have and how they'll try hard as they can.anulo mufa
>>142298331That was under the interim coach, not your bald fraud
>>142295651this, uruguay has stronger players that also run more on averageit will be evident tonight
Tonight the American dream comes through
>>142298695Now that I genuinely cant argue
>>142298742also canada has marsh now
>>142298768Herdman was most likely the better manager. He did magic with Canada.Canada have really struggled to score under Marsch
>>142298522You play from the back, always. Suicide against uruguay.Bolivia is not a team, anyone can beat them and no one here would use them as a metric for literally anything.You beat canada under your in-between coach that played far more to your strengths.Canada was able to resist pressure, I've seen how your team deals with man to man pressure under berhalter and it's painful to see. I'm not saying the US is DOGSHIT, but I do believe uruguay is possibly the worst match for your team under berhalter.Funny thing is, I kinda want you to go through
>>142294651
>>142298707Mckennie literally benched Bentancur at Juventus
>>142298522>We could've easily blasted Bolivia by 6 goals.but you just made 2, are you retard or what? all your arguments are what USA could do in some supposed scenario that never happened
>>142298742Appreciate the honesty lol.That's why I said this tournament, I think the us has more potential, I liked how you played under the interim coach actually
>>142298958Nigga Mckennie didn't bench anyone kek. Benta didn't fit their scheme. Also Juventus is trash now.
>>142298913I completely agree with you. Bielsa tactics are the worst possible match up for USA. We play best vs teams who attack relentlessly and we can expose in transition. Bielsa will sit back and press and wait for mistakes and will fucking cook us. I think we would do better vs Brazil than Uruguay.
>>142299098I bet $5k on Uruguay +196 a couple hours ago
>>142299098100%, uruguay is even a worst matchup for you than even us because their fullbacks are younger and faster.I don't see a us win very likely this time around, but at least if you lose you might be able to get rid of your bald fraud
>>142299187So you get paid $15k if it wins?
>>142299480Yeah 15k total, but 10k profit basically. Free money.
>>142299650How the fuck are USA the favorites? What fuckery is this?
>>142296643KC is not dry heat
>>142296643Bro the Midwest is humid as all hell kekaroo
>>142295090>KC is the loudest stadium in the countryYes, when it's 100% full of Chiefs fans. This crowd will be like 60% USA fans at best. All the angry Mexicans will show up and root for Uruguay
>>142295168>>142295221uruguay isn't going to play their stars it'll be usa's best 11 vs uruguay's b team
Uruguay play in much harsher environments than Kansas City, even it it was full of the rowdiest chiefs fans available. It’s a different level for South Americans.
>>142296723Lolno, I would've but I realized fuck america. I wasn't even rooting for mexshitco but now I see how things b 4real
>>142296940>at home in Independence monthhe doesn't know...
>>142293269In my country 99.5% us literally do not know Uruguay exists, and if they do they assume it's a Mexican province
>>142299650>free moneywhenever this is posted on /sp/ the bet loses lol you're about to lose 5k because uruguay plays their shitters anon
>>142300141Not true. Uruguay are starting their full strength 11. It's already been reported.
>>142300272Uruguay is playing their best players
>>142300283>it has already been reportedNo. No it has not.
>>142300141news here saying we're playing with the same team that played bolivia
>>142300355Yes it has, by multiple reporters.
>>142300439No. No it has not. Stop posting lies, bookie.
>>142300439Wtf. What does Vegas know?!?!
>>142300467Literally:>>142300385
>>142300283I'd rather play their full strength. Our only hope is if they're fatigued. I do not want to play a Bielsa team with fresh bodies.
>>142299969>>142300077Is 65% humidity honestly that high for you all?
>>142300385>>142300439if Uruguay was playing their A team they'd be significant favorites. It's the B team tonight cuz they have Brazil/Colombia next.
>>142300689Yes I live in the desert and I fuckin hate humidity. I'd rather have 38C and dry than 28C and humid
>>142300385Fuckk
If we win this game I will do absolutely nothing.
>>142300815The rio de la plata basin is a swamp, we have florida levels humidity here, think of buenos aires as rome for example, uruguay isn't much different
>>142300844I’ll be doing this win, lose or draw
>>142300385I believe you Uruguaybro but I won't believe that report until I see the 11 an hour before kickoff. Makes no sense to play your best guys when you're already through barring a 9-0 Panama win
>>142296161>we're retarded and that's somehow a good thing
>>142300883Most of the US Midwest has decent humidity. In the 50-70% range all summer. Florida is worse for sure. I've been to Orlando in July and it's fucking 37C at 90% humidity
>>142300711They're playing the exact team they played vs Bolivia dumbass
>>142301018Nope! You can keep posting it though
>>142300969Welcome to VARgensimia
>>142295090how low are your expectations though that you're talking about winning against teams like panama. i mean you can say anything you want about english fans but everyone knows that barely winning against slovakia means that we're doing absolute shit because we should've destroyed them.
I don't understand why everyone is acting like Uruguay is leagues better than USA. They're a bit better for sure but we can compete with them. Especially at home in a game that means far more for us than Uruguay.
>>142301232i just dont understand how killing people over football is soul its like when black people argue over each other who lives in a bigger shithole and start listing all their friends that died in a driveby
>>142301294We lost a man in the 18th vs Panama. He's just saying the last time we played Panama with a full squad we won easily, aka the Copa loss to Panama was a fluke cuz of the red.
>>142300711The rumour all week was that we were gonna play with the B team or at least not with the full A team, and Bielsa sent one of the other GK to talk to the journalists the other day and drive the point home. But today the conversation started to change, and it's true, on football sites here they are saying we're playing our A team. Guess Bielsa fooled us all.
>>142301502I just don't understand why you'd play the A team when the B team is still good enough to get a result. Wouldn't want to risk Nunez or Valverde or whoever when Suarez and the other reserves are still good enough to compete
>>142301422I'm not saying it's soul, I'm saying murrikans won't be able to intimidate the dinos. Stop projecting raheesh
>>142301606Bielsa is insane>>142301358Uruguay is on par with us right now, you really, really can't compete with them, your players can barely dribble a ball or make 3 passes in a row under pressure
>>142301669been to a handful of la liga and epl games and i've found american stadiums (esp nfl stadiums) are engineered to trap noise. arrowhead is loud as fuck even if it's not a sellout
>>142301669theres no point to intimidate if their team wins the game only idiots go to a game for a brawl. if you've ever been on a hospital bed you'd understand the despair you feel when you can't do shit but just lay there you have to be a moron to risk injury over footballalso what am i projecting
>>142301783Sounds like you should bet Uruguay to win the Copa then. They're 10-1
>Please watch us lose at your sporteyes off
>>142301849you're arguing with a sudaca anon. they're all violent sociopaths incapable of considering the consequences of their actions
i just want a guarantee that if we lose, the bald fraud will fuck off
>>142301978for me? it's colombia
>>142301978I did>>142301831Mneh, so are ours and yoruguas didn't give a shit. This is a team that goes to to toe against brazil and argentina at their homes, our crowds are far better and the bombonera is a literal accoustic trap
>>142293306PulGod believer here. He will deliver and cunts will pay.Holy shit!Kek has willed it , lads
>>142301849Let's get the points straightMurrikan says>Lol we're winning because we have PASSION and we will have the home advantageTo which I reply>Urgayans are way more intense and used to playing even rougher games than you are, and your crowds are tame in comparison with our favela niggersNow, please discuss against my points and stop putting words in my mouth
Looking forward to the CONMEBOL cope when USA win 2-0 tonight then eliminate Colombia in the KO stages
>>142302689You made everyone want to make fun of mexico and now you're doing the same to the us kek.I like the us team too
>>1423026114VSA?are you hoping biden gives you a visa if you cheer for the us team?
>>142301430Exactly this. I don't understand how the point I was making is so hard to understand?
>>142302971It's clearly a mexican trying to stir up US hate. No one here is this delusional
>>142303517Cap my post faggot. USA win 2-0 tonight and win a knockout game.
>>142302681i'd have to agree with you that argentina has more passion but i wouldn't consider violence to be passion. we have the same thing here where people with anger issues do shit like beat their wives or break chairs at a pub but then they mask it like having love for their club/country when they're just mentally ill in reality
>>142301502You will taste our very large cocks tonight
>>142293269To a big ass beating, lmao. USA sucks as footy. Probably why you call it soccer, cause you socc at it.
>>142303798>tf>tpcmon anon you’re no better than we are
>>142303664You forgot the black part Amerisister >>142296849
>>142304078Denmark is a better team. But no, we're not among the best. However, Denmark's population is 5.8 mil, and we only got two mulattos on the team. Your population is 340 mil, and your team is mystery meat galore.
>>142300689i have 2 machinnes running 24/7 at home so to keep humidity close to that range, i live in a 50% paradise but i pay almost 2k usd electricity per month
>>142304291they still have hope they are not as bad as brazil
>>142295168Vegas will do easy money with all the american retards betting on MUH US tonight
>>142305730im not trying to be rude but how different are uruguayans to argentinians. because i have a general knowledge of europe and i can name a lot of historical figures from a lot of european countries while also being able to recognize european languages spoken and typed (even between slavic languages) but when it comes to south america most of the countries just look like failed narco states that probably speak a slightly different dialect of spanish. i think a lot of europeans think this way too. obviously brazil being an exception i know they speak portugese
>>142306198>but when it comes to south america most of the countries just look like failed narco states that probably speak a slightly different dialect of spanishYou are correct
>>1423057303 acs 7k uy they're robbing you bro
>>142306198>failed narco statesthanks cia :\
>>142305730That’s robbery. How much $ is that per kWh?
US is now my NT, I am ashamed of being Mexican... Don't worry about the flag, I can take care of that later...
>>142307178it sounds like an insult but i'm being serious. the reason why i like the euros is because i feel like each country has an identity especially because i like reading a lot about europe so there's not really a european country i don't know anything about. i guess it's because new world countries are "new" so they're really similar to each other. like let's say if bolivia vs venezuela played i would find it really hard to care about the game, but it's undeniable that copa america has great football, just that im really detatched so it reduces the enjoyment>>142307330well thats not one of the main reasons i said that moreso to be funny
>>142305871Literally no Americans are betting on this game lmao. They're not evening watching.
>>142306198at least there are no muslims here.
>>142308511If anything all the Americans are betting on Uruguay
>>142308623i didnt say that to insult you i was hoping you'd reply with the differences you have with argentina in culture, food etc
>>142306198>>142308049
>240 min of semen slurping euros today in preparation for thisFINALLY, the real SOVL game. Score prediction is 2-1 USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
>>142302092bit rich from the country that is constantly starting wars all over the globe to call anyone a sociopath
YOU WILL ALL KNEEL TONIGHT
comfy status?
>>142306198Hard to notice any difference in the writing. But even you should notice the differences when you hear people from different countries speaking spanish. Specially between Uruguay/Argentina and the rest of Latinx
hope you lads win because of the seethe it will generate pls shit up the board if you do lads
>>142293394These arent manlet cold chest mexicans, these are garra charrua yoruguas
>>142304078>tf>tpThanks for the laugh
>>142294547im 41 and have stayed up watching all the matchesi live alone
>>142309364>starting wars all over the globeyour information is dated anon
>>142296833>Chile>Paraguaykek
>>142308049Countries are more similar because we're young nations with only 200 years of real history, and most was as small backwater nations.Culturally, there are plenty of differences and the accent from mexico to chile is more varied than from scottish to valley girl.Culturally there are 4-5 big groups with plenty of differences, colombians being sort of a middle ground between all
>>142310577>we dindu nuffin
America had such an easy group and they still couldn't make it thru Sad!
>>142310126they could win and still get grouped kek
Before this match I kind of liked Uruguay because I knew absolutely nothing about their irrelevant country. Now I realize they're just off-brand Argensimians
Are Uruguayans White?
>>142311033Your own fault for letting Mexicans with US flags D&C.
>>142310966You will be a witness tonight
>>142311073No.Stop asking
>>142310811when you say cultures is it like when some american from the south swears they're so different from the people from new england even though their urban areas are exactly the same? because when you speak the same language you can easily share the same cultural references, movies, tv shows etc
>>142311196There are spheres of influence, but no, a mexican is unironically closer to a murrikan from texas or arizona than he is to a say, peruvian
>>142310966Your mouth will satisfy our large cocks tonight
>>142293269Why the fuck do games happen so fucking late?is fucking copa america, no asia cup or some retarded shit
>>1423113279-7 pm for murritards, prime time
>>142311327Don't get it either. I wanted a comfy 4pm match. I'm not staying in to watch sawker
>>142300918>Makes no sense to play your best guys when you're already through barring a 9-0 Panama winBielsaball
>>142311073We're black.
>>142311111trust me anon if I could stop the chicanos I would
>>142311327its summer in the us of a plus the timezone
Is it true that Uruguay is way nicer than Argentina and that argentina is bit of a shithole?? I always thought it was the other way around
this thread has had everything you could want in an /sp/ pregame thread. hopefully the match is like that too.
>>142311196Isn't it same in England? Like people from Liverpool are way different than someone from London
>>142293269You can do it, as long as you keep the monkeys in your team from chimping out. Why even put them there in the first place? All they can do is to display the violent behavior typical of their race.
>>142311073ayo wish i had you near to teach u a lesson wytboi u finna get raped
>>142311497We were literally here first
>>142311523Extremely subjective and depends on where you are going. We are larger than the entirety of europe and have more climates than the US. Also buenos aires is, objectively, the best city in latinamerica
>>142311588>murder rate of 23 is talking about violence Bruv...
>>142311196From my various trips there, I noted that the US was pretty homogenous. Everywhere you go there's the same culture, the same suburbs, the same food. In Brazil, regional differences are far more pronounced, and surreal to think it's still the same country whenever I go somewhere far from where I live.
>>142300272>uruguay plays their shittersUruguay shittes are better than your A team
>>142311728Don't worry, Canada will get there someday, as your kind replaces white people
>>142311548Agreed. This thread has been very comfy.
>>142300272>>142300355>>142300467>>142300918I know you're the same guy but here you go
>>142311967Lmao rip USA
>>142297632>las ganamos todasTe pegó fuerte el porro.
>>142311967Imagine not betting on +200 Uruguay
>>142311578yeah but that's mainly because most people there are irish. general difference between the north and south and some major cities like birmingham speak weird nothing crazy though>>142311261i mean mexico is in north america but when i think of mexicans i basically just think of indigenous people with very slight spaniard dna, i've seen some white looking mexicans but would it be right for me to say that? i feel that stuff like cinco de mayo is stuff that injuns would do as compared to a mix of european ethnicities like argentina and uruguay
>>142311967
>>142311799would you say that a lot of the regional differences is because south brazil is much more homogenously white? i'd also assume that the the regions in and around the amazon are native dominated
>>142311967but can they do it against Zak Steele, Dax Flame, and Deshauwn Johnson on a hot night in kansas?
>>142311623in shithole states, yes
>>142312062I'm not a betfag can someone explain to me what the +200 is? I've been reading this a few times already in this thread
>>142311967why did you do this to us
>>142312544triple your bet basically, so bet $10 get $30 etc. etc. the US pays slightly less. it's just surprising to have a team that's better not be the favorite in the game.
where stream urufags? VeraTV?
>>142312634Pay cable you rat
>>142311967if we are winning by the end of first half he better bring out the subs
>>142312062Put everything you own on Uruguay tonight
>>142312605aight thanks
>>142312574You don't know who Bielsa is?
>>142312659>imagine paying for a dying mediumcable companies only survive thanks to tránsfugas like Gurmendez giving them free access to our telecomms infrastructure, I pulled out all coaxial in my home and replaced it with cat 6e ethernet, welcome to the 21st century bobín
>>142312775>le run hard manI thought he'd rest you for the hard games
>>142312659cable is boomer-coded anon where 1080p stream for the boys on discord
>>142312799You guys kept saying this was a hard game.
>>142312860You don't even need to win it, how could it be hard
>>142293375>>142294547>>142296791skill issue, get in shape old farts>>142310446based
>>142312659NEVER AGAIN
>>142305730nigga change your ute plan for the "smart one"
>>142312846>>142312784>>142312659>>142312634>>142312927AntelTV has it in high quality if you have a decent internet plan thanks caroco
>>142312659>paying (((cable)))ngmi
>>142312890See >>142312460
>>142293269honestly i kinda want USA to win because it'd be the funniest shit everalso the u r gay rage is always hilarious, and i mean the players not the fans for some reason they always seethe so hard
>>142312659>payWhat is this?
Better not lose me money, uraguey. I believe in you.
Don't worry, USA. Bolivia to the rescue !!!
>>142312659>paying for cablego ahead and bet on USA too while you are at it lmao
>>142312989Tbh everyone expects the USTNMT to get steamrolled on here, to the point that it's a foregone conclusion, that an upset would absolutely batter the 'log.
>>142312989We beat Uruguay U20 like 10 years ago in the U20 World Cup and to this day it was the biggest chimp out by any team I've ever seen. Their players started a full on brawl just because they lost
>>142313055That's why Vegas having USA as favorites is so baffling.
>>142293269Why do you keep hyping up the ninja turtles this fucking hard, gay OP? Any sensible USMNT fan WANTS to lose get rid of the fraudulent manager who has shown to be out of his depth but gotten bailed out due to Concatrash being a shit region.
>>142313060DAS RITE
Time to see some heckin sovl from the /americantalents/ for once, just like the good ole days
>>142313134I don't know how to break this to you anon but they wouldn't fire him if we get grouped
>>142313060dinos are usually really petty
today, i am bolivian
>>142308010kek
>>142313060Lol I remember that game. Freddy Adu was amazing in it.
>>142313060That Uruguay team was insanely loaded too. Half that team went on to be superstars.
>>142313028we can do this bros
>>142313060yeahthey also malded super harded on the WC, i don't remember in which gameit was honestly the funniest shit i've ever seen
>>142293269Greece > Burgers
>>142313060I was 16 then... Nice times...
You're our only hope
>>142313206usa coup soon hopefully
>>142295090>>142295840>>142296377>muh heat>26 °C (79 °F)oh wow it's nothing
>>142313620why do americans think we have euro weather
>>14231362026ºC is comfy as fuck
>>142312174He is delusional >around the amazon are native dominatedNot at all
>>142313709Unless it's us or chile, we DO have euroish weather and they think we're ecuador or something
Berhalter's finally getting fired tonight, it's about damn time
OMFG THEYRE PLAYING THE DIAMONDITS SO FUCKING OVER URUGUAY/TALENTS/ CHADS ITS OUR TIME
>>142314052The lineup they should have used all along
>>142314052>Playing someone with argie bloodYou fools, this will only further enrage the dinos
>>142314052its overim gonna buy alcohol for real to numb the pain when we lose
>>142314052Vegas knew
>if US wins it saves gregg's jobfuck that go Uruguay
>>142293671>>142301669>>142314091>dinoQRD?
>>142314052For three years /talents/ autists have asked for this. Berhalter is 3 years behind the autism of /talents/.
>>142314142Uruguay cups are so old they might as well be jurassic. Also they bite because suarez lol
>>142314052/talents/ bros I kneel...
>>142314142>the newfag tourist
>>142293269Why would OP post this?>>142314052OP knew…
>>142314166thanks anon>>142314187seethe dino
>>142293269of the blowout?
>>142314166you wish you had the first cups, you'll never model football like Uruguay did
>>142314255I honestly don't feel any form of envy towards yoruguas, I see them as brothers. Shit, I even think their 4 stars are legit
>>142314247You will be a witness
Tick tock AmeriCOPES
witness my digits
>>142314435Prepare your anus for our large diamond cocks
>>142312137What makes Birmingham speak weird? I knew a guy who moved here from there but he sounded like every other brit
>>142314435please decimate us and rid us of GREGG
>>142314212how did he know?!?!?
>>142314500cuckold!
>>142314559>Christian Matekek
>>142314560you clearly want a group stage exit at a home world cup or are a CHI.
>>142302611Checked.USA wins 4-2 tonight
>>1423147240 chance
>>142306198When I think about Europe, I think about Afghanistan, I don't want to sound rude and I know england is an exception btw, more like Pakistan meets India, specially in Londistan.
>>142311196There is genuinely much more cultural difference between latinx than the people here. Paraguay for example is almost fully bilingual and speak a native language despite probably being less racially precolumbian than Mexicans. Each country has had its own idiosyncracies in the development of its culture and history.
>>142312035Duele Uruguay narigón
>>142315270i know but when im talking about cultural differences in europe i'm talking about differences from village to village. i've studied some slavic languages and what i found interesting is how language varies in the smaller slavic nations, i mean croatian has 2 dialects that arent mutually intelligible with the standard dialect (standard dialect being stokavski and the other dialects being kajkavski, cajkavski, if you think i'm making this up search it up) and even within those dialects there are differences, like cajkavski is spoken a lot on the islands but different islands have vastly different ways of speaking. i think a common language is what keeps even geographically seperated populations together especially the anglosphere i mean the average brit, aus, american etc is growing up on the same shit so we're getting more and more similar. but i've been to places in europe where they claim that people 5 miles away do everything completely differently
>>142295090>Loudest stadium>Not even close to be full Why is your super stadium empty, you promised and atmosphere
The only way USA survives is if Darwin gets hit by the retard beam and misses all his chances.
>this match
>USA MOST ATHLETIC NIGGER TEAM EVER>number 8 is literally a fat pig Wtf Americans?
let's see how the negro american, who was, according to the negro american himself (>>142296849) breed selectively to pick cotton and be strong, play against some uruguayans, surely they can win against some spaniard-italian manlet mutts. right?
>>142296992Obtulio Varela
>>142316296idk what they teach you in brazil but you're supposed to kick the ball in football not pick cotton. sounds like a cool twist though
>>142317463>idk what they teach you in brazilDefinitely to fuck you in football.
>>142317758sorry i forgot how many world cups has ireland won?
Superior master black eugenics aren't working ameribros, Yakub had success, what now?
>>142320572post the copypasta
>>142296940So what's coming? The same as usual KEK
>Our A team beat Panama 5-1 last time they played them with 11 men. We also could've beat Bolivia by 6+ goals. It'll be hot as fuck, and we're the more athletic team, also KC is the loudest stadium in the country.>Are you serious? I said athletic, not technical. We literally have the fastest player in the EPL on our team. Our entire midfield are athletic freak ngubus with iron lungs. Our striker is the 2nd fastest player in France. We're WAY more athletic than Uruguay. We are the most athletic team you'll have ever played. You have no idea. This will be a game of the two best pressing teams in July heat in Kansas City. You're delusional if you think this will be easy for Uruguay.>How is he wrong? >He didn't say better, he said more athletic. It's very true.>We're literally faster and more athletic than Uruguay at every single field posistion. Usually this wouldn't matter, but in a game of intense heat, it'll matter.>You said the same about England vs USA at the World Cup when we brought up or athleticism and pressing.>We're a very unique team, and Uruguay really struggled vs Athletic players in the 2nd half. Why do you think Vegas has USA as the favorites?>Smaller pitches favor the more athletic teams. It's why >Our blacks are massively different than African blacks. Our blacks are literally the results of eugenics for hundreds of years of breeding for strength and speed. You will taste our large cocks tonight.>Canada has been doing so well. It's why Panama did well when we went a man down. It's why Uruguay struggled vs Panama in the 2nd half.
this thread is relevant again
>>142298522>After we win, you'll simply say it didn't count because Uruguay weren't trying, even though you've spent the last hour saying how much pashun they have and how they'll try hard as they can.Y NENE DOWN?
>>142321796But all the eugenics experts sadly disappeared
Rigged shit. Enjoy your future famines you faggots.
>>142322067Keep whining loosing bitch, we eat more beef than you, corn filled cow
So?
>>142298707told younot because they're black it means they're more athletic
>>142293269Yeah I did witness
>>142295654pulisic decisive shot was so pasionless you lost, there's a desperation, a hunger for glory that makes you better, the nearest american term would be, damn for saying it, clutchalso, it doesn't help the white guys you have
>>142322067>CORNSYRUPkek
HOWEVER
>>142293394Should have done the tomahawk chomp
>>142299187congrats
Not even cope, they just dissapear. Like in afghanistan lel
>>142323928Forever stuck in their /bunker/ threads complaining about Gregg.
>>142293269/sp/ kinography
>>142323928Offside goal. Real result is a draw.
>>142323928we're seething in talents right now about gregg
>>142323928lol
>muh athleticismHow did that go?
>>142324566They ran way more than Uruagyans
>>142324566we ran each other into the ground and both lost a player to injury
WITNESSED
>>142324582I am fairly sure the Ameriexperts told us athleticism was about genetic breeding for slavery, with a bit of drool in their mouths. It wasn't about running. It was about being black
>>142324566Now I'm really convinced that Americans do see Blacks as some kind of magic creatures as the other anon said. No wonder the moment a strong slavic dominates the NBA they can not counter him because in their minds it's simply not possible.
>>142324566not well, bob. not well
It is nice that people care when we lose thoughever. I will carry this pseudo relevance into the future
>>142324566darwin is faster than any american player anyway
>>142293269mandatory KWAB reply
>>142293269>opee
>>142317039Obtulio Varela
>>142321765KEK
>>142293269Soccer peaked in this match.
YANKEE GO HOME
>>142313318I'll take her over gordaska
>>142295726
Damn this blud really spent 200 posts arguing why they were going to win kek
>>142302092Argentina has a lower murder rate than the US.
>>142298522
Morning lads, where's the American athletic tranny? We still deserve an explanation. What about Vegas odds? What happened to the loudest and hottest stadium in the world? Why blacks where all fatty, semi-bald and unathletic? where's Landon Donovan? So many questions with no answer today.
>>142329393He shifted into the reality where they blasted Bolivia by 6 goals and they won last night match 3-0
>>142293269wrong, tomorrow, because Euros will have to sleep for work
>>142293269lol
