/heem/Previous >>142282344The ufc is evil, the next main events are:>Namajunas vs. Cortez>Lemos vs. Jandiroba(((He))) forced power slap down your throat. He forced Namajunas vs Espara on you. He dictated Lemos v Jandiroba upon you. He commanded Barber to fight Rose to humiliate you.Don't stand idle and accept it. Decouple your mind and soul from the parasite of the demons that puppeteer the ufc.The light is K-1, wake up. WAKE UP!>https://streamable.com/7jlfgk>https://streamable.com/6e2wu4>https://streamable.com/w59bjs>https://streamable.com/mm2xwv
uhhh...... Justin Gaethje??
Georges St. Pierre is clearly a homo and it's time you all face that fact.
i was gonna make an ari edition but got that gay wait 5 minutes to make a thread shit
K-1 WORLD MAX7/7/2024
yeah I was gonna watch this shit but this bong has made it seem so uncool I won'tt even watch the replays
What would a kid from these two look like?At 33 is kayla too old to carry a child to term?
>yeah I was gonna watch this shit but this bong has made it seem so uncool I won'tt even watch the replays
Fuck k-1
They linked up
WWE Hall of Famer Kevin Nash on the UFC:>I think it's all great, I'm a McGregor mark.https://youtu.be/EM9UPGyWaPA
>>142295561The faces of true evil.
Whose son is this /heem?
K-1 World Max 2024 Final (7/7/2024)Stoyan Koprivlenski vs. BuakawDengue Silva vs. Darryl VerdonkViktor Akimov vs. Romano BakboordKacper MuszyĆski vs. Zhora Akopyan>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ySMD58uj62I>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tX0G1RRglnQ
>>142295245Motherfucker telling us to watch k1 instead of wmma as if we are going to watch either of them.
We don't watch that crap here.
>>142295835This is the Heem consensus.
>>142295561THE Paddy of Dagestan?
>>142295806Cro Cop obviously. The K-1 grand master.
>>142295561
>>142295835Yep
>>142295864THE?
>>142295864
>We don't watch that
>>142295930dropped like a wet schaub
Magoomba would have never ducked Aspinall.
>>142295930Imagine what schaub would have done to fedor.
>the grandmaster of k-1
>>142295245Jan beat both izzy and pereira but lost to glover.
Allowing Ari Emmanuel to exercise control over your Kakutogi preference is perspicuity suicide.Unshackle your sentience, brother.
>>142295934Two rats.
Lopes' aura has evaporated .
Rangeban W*les
>>142295245>https://streamable.com/w59bjsOHHHHH K1 NOW WITH GRAPPLING MATCHES LMAOOOOOOOYeah I'd rather laugh at a HW slop fight than watch an amateur snoozefest. Sorry. You'll have to watch alone b.
>>142296194I don't endorse this K-1 buffonery
>auraholy reddit
rangeban every non-canadian poster
>>142296321good post alert
>>142296352K-1 has soul desu, hope they get more success
Aura
>Bringing back 60 year old Buakaw because current K1 has zero drawlsKickboxing has been in an unbelievably grim state for long time
>>142296420The Grand Prix at the weekend should be good
AURA
>>142296594All those jabronis combined couldnât match the aura of these two
I hate K1 and I hate Wales
AURA.
>>142296594You shouldn't have posted this you're going to trigger the canadian
As someone with limited knowledge of K-1 wasnât Andy Hug the GOAT?
>"I hate K1"
Payton tabbot knows his way around a cock that's forrsure
>>142296707Excellent post.
>>142296736Heâs dead so no
>>142296167Apparently caucasians are the reason why middle easterners have that schnozz
>>142296736He was Japan's adopted son, he wasn't great though.>https://youtu.be/5AdHXjT6ldQ
Payton tabbot seems like the type of guy that thinks that reddit is the dark web.
>>142296717
>>142296780Imagine if he heemed you and started to suck all of your seed
Alright listen here You put Payton Talbott and Jon Jones in a room, you come back an hour later, Jon's going to have twink dick in his mouth. There's levels to this shit
>>142296892That would double suck
>>142296929Dana didn't say this during last night's press conference.
Hunter Campbell has been gaining a lot of visibility lately. Is he a potential successor to Dana White?
>>142296594bums
Who has the advantage in this matchup from an aura standpoint?
>>142296547Well look at them >>142296554 not a star in the bunch, they cant even speak English.
>>142296978Free Palestine. My heart aches for you and your people.
Who have tighter bussy Talbott or Tsuruya?
>>142296929Talbott is a power bottomJones dick would be in payton mouth
>>142297041you tell me
>>142297018Paddy is essentially Islam without the ability to strikeI see him making easy work of Bobby
>>142296986Dana has openly been grooming him as his successor for several years now. At this point, Dana has already handed off almost all the day to day operations to him according to Ariel.
>>142297025>not a star in the bunchThe essence of the grand prix is to come from the depths of the unknown.
>>142297027Thanks friend, appreciate the sentiment, god bless you.
>>142297058I think you'd be surprised
>>142297121and never appear from the depths again
>and never appear from the depths againLiberate your mind.
>>142297136I love you. Would you like a blowjob? I'll even eat your ass if you want.
>>142297041TsuruyaAsians are tightThere is taira that could make good femboy material too
>>142297212This image is antisemitic
Knowers know that Hunter has basically been running the UFC day by day for like 5 years now. Big discussions are made by Dana, but for all intents and purposes Hunter is the boss and he's the guy in charge of matchmaking. Dana is only the public faceYou have Hunter to thank for the Ortega shit show. He got Ortega to fight agree to the fight even though the UFC and Ortega had agreed to Ortega moving up to Lightweight, because the UFC didn't want him fighting and beating featherweight contenders. Ortega nearly died cutting weight. That is all on Hunter, every bit of it. And that's only Hunter's most recent fuck up
Just imagine dana in bed with taira and tsuruya naked
>This image is antisemitic
>it's putin fault khabib is a terrorist and a tax cheatlet me guess, its bush fault Wesley snipes and martha Stewart also cheated on their tax? is it really that hard to just admit that conor was totally right about this dirty Muslim?
>>142297398Taxation is theft
>>142297335Probably did it
>>142297361me sitting on bros lap
>>14229533211:30 jap local time?
>he hecking didn't pay his taxes!Khabib made Conor submit, therefore he is the better man
>>142297537is this real chat?
I know >my guyswon every single match but I'm still sad about Jiri, I liked them both I wanted it to at least be competitive but I knew Jiri was going to get demolished after his last fight.Also Ige got robbed he won rounds 2 and 3.
>>142297398Russia has been doing this to a lot of public celebrities recently Sanctions have really been hurting their economy and the war isn't doing great, they're trying to pressure the people who haven't publicly supported the Ukraine war into announcing their support of the government. Khabib for some reason hasn't budged. He never publicly supported the Ukraine war and he still hasn't. He moved to UAE months ago and hasn't been around his gym for months either. Something interesting to note is that Khabib's elder brother used to wrestle, and when he did he represented Ukraine, not Russia. There's definitely something more here
>>142297598Preliminary fights start at 11:30 Japan / Main card starts at 13:00 Japan.11:30 is 03:30am UK13:00 is 05:00am UKThe event will go on for about 8 hours or so I believe.
Do you think Jiri is affected a lot by the fact Alex broke his Antenna? Depending on your perspective that's quite significant. I hope he isn't feeling depressed
>>142297894imagine staying up till 5AM for that crap
>>142297975You watch the finals when you wake up on Sunday you stupid pakistani.
Alex is definitely on the sauce now he's like a terminator in there all of a sudden
>>142297483
>>142295499Kharn the eater of worlds
>>142298043But you spam about crap until 5am every night?
>>142295499it's like they taught an orangutan to speak brazilian and shaved him head to toe and now he's the best human fighter in the world. He's so fucking long.
>>142298436How'd you work that one out you fucking retarded pakistani?
Can we get this Welsh faggot banned?
>>142296729>>142297361>>142298603>AIslop is goo-ACK!
>>142298650What is he doing wrong?
>>142298650Love thy neighbor
no
>>142298603Biblically accurate Conor
>>142298716Antisemitism and racism
>>142298603
>Antisemitism and racism
>>142298716Spamming/flooding
>>142298716Spamming the thread with K1 posts. If its such a great sport, go make your make your own thread, instead of leaching of an MMA group. But he can't, because no one gives a flying fuck about Kickboxing.
>>142298799>wrong
>>142298871>>142298881>>142298799>>142298650Reserve fight for the grand prix incase someone gets injured :)
>>142298871>>142298881AAAAAHHHHHH HE'S SPAMMING TOPICAL CONTENT!!! MOOOODDDSSS!!
>>142298941I literally isn't topical you dumb fucking leaf.
i thought kickboxing was cool what happened?
>>142298991>I literally isn'tGreat morning sir
>>142298991heem is a combat sports sans boxing general newfriend
Heem is for all combat sports
>>142298941Anything with 10oz gloves is pillowtap and therefore off topic
TKO general actually
Also the quarter finals of the K1 superbantamweight grand prix if you didnt know
>>142299048We donât fuck with pillowsports. BKFC can stay.
>>142299113Tiny Kocks Only (smalloway specialty)
Just ignore the welsh, literally nobody is talking about k1.
>>142298838Ari is one of the good jews.
Looking forward to K1
I would like to see Darryl Verdonk win the tournament to be honest.>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TofIuhQ2M_YHes fighting Dengue (lol) Silva>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6SALqspYqXs
>>142299142Who's the fat bint
more like gay-1
>>142299239based heemster
>>142299167The tiniest.
JUSTLIKETHATVOLKANOVSKI IS THE BMF.
K1 on the mountain top of K2
Payton Talbott is that guy
Gayton Smellbutt
If k1 is so great, how come Adesanya and Pereira never fought for them?
Gayton Fagott is that guy (male prostitute)
If k1 is so good where's k2?
Ok but I never gave a fuck about Ian Gayre or his weird cuck relationshit and I've been trying to give him the benefit of the doubt I don't even care his last 2 fights were complete trash but by god his personality is just fucking insufferable.
>>142297894>>142298043>>142298483Based>>142297975>>142298436Cringe
>>142299546Glory was actually relevant.
>>142299612he plays a character
This is a very short recap of the First Round of the Grand Prix that took place back in March.You can get familiar with the fighters. >https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tX0G1RRglnQThe thing that I like is that in the Finals the winner will have to win 3 fights in one night which is old school cool.
A U R A
ack
>>142299750>this guy heemed gane
>>142299750
>>142299663>replying to his own posts Mental illness
idiot
>>142299853>Jesus: bet
Is this the new spammy persona?
>>142299940nah ur just terribly mentally ill
I keep getting nsfw ads. It makes me kind of sad.Nowhere are we safe from vulgarity
>fluke breaks gaethje's nose>stabs both his eyes out>face more retarded than gaethje'sDUUDE SMALLOWAY IS SUCH A BEAST OF A CHAMP
>>142300045Are you using your phone?
Is it a smartphone though?
entiendo ahora ya marica?
>>142296476
>>142299771All this does is remind me that LHW and HW are in dog shit states right now.And anyone holding a belt should be considered a mickey mouse champion.Running through these bums now that most of the talent in both divisions have either aged out or have become washed is meaninglessOnly one man was capable of ruling his division at its peak
>if i samefag hard enough theyâll think someone else watches K-1KWABOTY
>>142299920I forgot my flag's been fucked up the whole euros, sorry for making you look like self replyerK1 is fucking based
>>142300408mental illness
>>142300428>my flag's been fucked up the whole eurossame, its a /sp/ meme, dont worry bro
Pereira should fight Gane
gane almost got finished by tai "7 fight losing streak" tuivasa at least 3 times
>>142300368Dear Dana, I wrote you but you still ain't callingI left my cell, my pager, and my home phone at the bottom
I am the only true and honest Welshman on heem.org
>>142300625That's why
>>142300428>>142300461>>142300541Meds
>>142300408>>142300753nobody's stopping you from taking them anon
>>142300753
>>142300850>I have 4chanX Okay?
>>142300028I'll take that as yes.
>>142300753We posted within 30 seconds of each other
Chama!
Sorry to the Ameribro here. Looks like I'm samfagging but /sp/ been fucking up my flag. I'm Mexican. I'm not schizo and I'm not samefagging.
>>142301058its okay b. no one thinks youre samefagging. you use uppercases and i use lower cases b. simple as.
>furiously switches between his phone and laptop to samefag about k-1
>>142299925Early stoppage.
Sneed still runs you Spammy. Don't forget that.
>>142301207that makes sense in your waziristan brain lmao
isn't k-1 lube for wacking it
OOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH THE ANGLO IS ROCKED JOE THIS IS LOOKING BAD
Smiffy Werben Jagger Man Jensen
>>142295245Make her carry Poatan's seed
>>142301473He was number 1.
>>142301360that's PB Jelly
but if smiff takes down pereddit it's joever
did Smiff call out Pereira after his win like he planned?
Whatâs Jan doing?
this German kid made a cool video about the history of K-1>https://youtu.be/8JdEJKE4y98
cool*hides post*
>>142301885He's watching this https://youtu.be/8JdEJKE4y98
>>142302137Isn't that the same url you just posted?
>>142302266No
I think I recognize some of those digits I'm gonna have to not click that one either. Nice try tho.
>>142302266no the first one was https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8JdEJKE4y98
>>142297785Holy cope. It was confirmed that Russias economy is doing better than ever and became the fastest growing economy after sanctions, and the SMO is doing more than great with Ukraine completely failing to gain any territory in months while Russia slowly advances on all fronts. Try harder shill
>>142301506too old. who should be the surrogate?
>>142302137not a phoneposter nice try though
>>142302655>It was confirmed that Russias economy is doing better than everconfirmed by who?
Intel suggests another 95 billion USD donated to jews and 2 more weeks until Russia is cracked wide open
>>142302791>confirmed by who?Khabib
>>142302674Colby could be the first pregnant male
>>142302674shes 33
Colbeast already impregnated Leon Scott in their last fight.
>>142301506Women with muscles are infertile.
Just got off the phone with Putin, he said Ukraine will fall in two more weeks. Hold toght Z brothers
>>142302791The IMFhttps://www.bbc.com/news/business-68823399
>>142303034the pussy is a muscleidiot
>>142303021Exactly, that's the problem.
Just got off the phone with Joe Biden he said: "Bllluurrrr? Hibidib *plaaffffftttptptlt* banilla yummy yums"
>>142303196This would go crazy on r/TheDonald
>>142303194that doesn't mean you can't get pregnant
What else does reddit think?
>>142303297lopes heems cheatertega
>>142303163all about the ratioif she has that muscle + healthy weight, she'll be fit to breed.howevershe is getting up there in age.
>>142303297meant for >>142303251
>>142303194that just means you have to sex her more
>>142303286getting pregnant + carrying to term a healthy baby without complications get exponentially lower as women age, esp in their 30's.ronda rousey talked about her IVF journey.Ronda is a literal super human, that is also rich, and SHE struggled with getting viable embryos to term.it was i think 33% for her.it's not just women either, the guys sperm quality is also a major factor.
Choose 1, heem
been loving the k1 walesian. Rise clears though
>>142303531okay you can still get pregnant at 33
>>142303577True Crime is underrated and the best PS2 GTA clone
>>142303577UFC
>>142303577
>>142303694
>>142303059imf and bbc is not a credible source vatnik
>Ronda is a literal super human
so many times I milked myself to Waterson, now she's retired
Reddit is based. They all love Khabib like I love Khabib.
>>142303861Ronda beats most men on this planet
how did jiri do so good in the first fight
>>142305041beats them off maybe
Chiwiwi!
>>142303577True Crime was fun
>>142295930Cro Cop wins the rematch
>>142305773LOL
Apparently after his fight, they kicked Payton Talbott out of the arena and refused to let him back inHe illegally streamed the rest of the fights
Khabib has reportedly sought refuge in Greg Lansky's Malibu beach house
Join the /heem/ whatsapp chat for heems and political talk.https://chat.whatsapp.com/HAKSEm946D2AobxRN7Q5Ux>https://chat.whatsapp.com/HAKSEm946D2AobxRN7Q5Uxhttps://chat.whatsapp.com/HAKSEm946D2AobxRN7Q5Ux>https://chat.whatsapp.com/HAKSEm946D2AobxRN7Q5Ux
>>142308573Jesus christ why do you euros always do this gay shit fuck off
>>142295245Fuck Dana
This K1 K2 iceberg goes deeper than I thought. Look into it.
>>142309348Gladly
>Ends racism
>I'm gonna break stone brazzaSOON
>>142310040Aurakalaev
>page 7 wtf are we autosaging or somethin
>>142310662WMMA card + euros, wouldn't be surprised if we get heemed of the catty soon
>>142310662Soccer popped off today it looks like
>>142310827>>142310837fart...
>>142295499the one to unify the americas
Imagine Hunter Campbell's thin penis
Hunter Campbell was the victim of a botched circumcision
>>142310958why would i do that
THE RESPONSE
The good news is boys, the K-1 posting will recommence shortly. :)
>>142311109
today I will remind them.https://onlyfans.com/fightfairy
>>142311083HES SHOOK
>>142311083Slamdaddys aura is unparalleled
>>142311083Lmao, dustin will have to go back to searching the streets of Lafeyete for the legend herself
>>142311150No posts. Itâs not over. I can still save her
>>142311083Do these fuckers do anything but duck?
>>142311083Islambros... Ali is making him look like a bitch...
When I think of great countrymen, my mind drifts towards Tim Kennedy, Conor McGregor, Mohammed Mokaev. All great stalwarts of their nations and defenders of the rich cultural tapestries and traditions that make their home nations so powerful.
>>142311490
literally nobody will ever join your whatsapp b
>>142311480He literally just beat Dustin
>>142311490I'm as likely to join as I am to watch k1
>>142311083Everyone forgetting that Gamrot exists would be seen as some oft repeated MMA in-joke if not for the fact that everyone genuinely did forget that he exists
I'm simply not watching K1 because it's on too late.
Right lads, lets watch Albert Kraus vs Masato in the K-1 World Max 2003 Final.>https://youtu.be/3dPHPlyATWwpakistani and lonely mexicans are not welcome.
>>142311682Yeah for me, id like to see islam fight arman (he earned the tiulsho), gamrot, and then gaychi if he gets a win
>>142311851headkick KOs are always hard to watch.
Islam is probably going to beat Gamrot in the meanwhile (Gamrot has no finishing power and the defensive grappling Islam has displayed in the past is crazy) and then fight ArmanIf he wins, double champ fight Gaethje shouldn't get a title shot, Poirier only got one because Islam wanted to be active and BSD lost his sanctioned execution match
>>142311682he hasn't really earned it people still seem to forget he lost to dariush like last year
MMA Guru>hates WMMA>hates immigrants>hates muslims>very insightful MMA takes>hiliarious impressions >defends dana's business practices>height of a basketball player, size of a basketballLucas Tracy MMA>hates WMMA and women as a whole>hates flyweight>hates wrestling>bullies fighters he hates>exaggerated soifaces>hates dana for being pozzed>5'5"and jackedFight Fairy>unfunny>uninsightful>jew, masquerades as russian>butchers and overemphasizes slavic names despite being 'russian'>fake modesty >fanbase entirely comprised of simps
>>142311932>>142311869>>142311785Not MMA related offtopic posts
>>142311891How so, I think they're kino
>>142311955Neither is yours
>>142311932Based Lucas Tracy
>>142311932>guru>insightful mma takesLmao
>>142311957I have seen one in real life. the dude was never the same
>>142311955K-1 is a mix of Karate, Kempo, Kung Fu, Savat, Muay Thai, Boxing, Taekwondo you goof. Now fuck off to bed because you have the mosque in the morning, abdul.
>>142311891
>>142312082>Karate, Kempo, Kung Fu, Savat, Muay Thai, Boxing,all crap we don't watch
Be there
>>very insightful MMA takesGuru is horribly biased and spergs out every time he predicts something wrongThe shit he was saying around Erceg vs Pantoja was retard
Lets watch some kino K-1 knockouts. Lets start with the 3x K-1 WGP Winner Peter Aerts.>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tI_cLQR445Y
>>142312226you got me fucked up if you think i'm spending 50 quid to learn from mick parkin
>>142312273I'll pay for you pal
>>142303721Why do get to be gigachad and I have to be Belal Mohammed???
>>14231222650 fakkin quid lad?
>>142311932I follow weasle, jack slack and mighty mouse
>>142312331Jack slack and heavy hands are the only watchable mma youtubers. Weasels voice pisses me off.
The "Red Scorpion" Alexey Ignashov.>https://youtu.be/qH0J5fzPhec
>>142312309He's undefeated and trains with Polish UFC interim heavyweight champion of the world Tomasz Pinal. Frankly I think its a bargain
jack slack is a libtard, no watch!
>>142311869Everytime a pedo is arrested, it was found they were using whatsapp. No thanks bro.
>jack slack is a libtard, no watch!
>>142312406weasle has some good analysis. try watching on 2x speed, maybe that will hit you differently.
Sick ass K-1 headkick>https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Np3JOjrAu3w
>>142312459Dont be a pedophile then?
>>142312331>weasleStep above Guru, but he's still not that greatHis analysis is shallow, a lot of generalities that fool laymen into thinking he knows what he's talking aboutI remember him talking about Hill being this massive threat because he's accurate and a southpaw, like Alex has never ever experienced a closed stance fight and doesn't know how to fight the lead hand>jack slackGenuinely really good analysis but a bit too lib for my taste>mighty mouseHe's gotten soulless as of recent but every now and then you good bits of good stuff from him
>>142312418we post webms here nufag >beems you
We watch MMA VIVISECTION here
>>142312568sorry man, i'm a fucking brainlet, i cant make them I tried.
>>142312302oh damn that'd be a steal
>heh strickbeast owned the libs with that boring unwatchable jab match!
>jack slack doesn't groom minors and traffick children for a living
>>142311932>Lucas Tracy>>hates flyweightLucas doesn't hate FLW lol>>exaggerated soifacestrue kino>>5'5"and jacked5'8Fight Fairy>unfunnynot true>butchers and overemphasizes slavic names despite being 'russian'true>>jew, masquerades as russianshe says her parents are russian>fake modestyhow is it fake
mike perry heems
>>142312568
Wanna know why I know most of you are cazzies?
>>142312772They don't watch K-1
>>142312611You're an absolute spaccy if you can't figure it out. What do you want webm'd I'll do it for you
>>142312611Easy way to guarantee it's under 4mb. This is more complex than what I do now, but I used to do this easily. >Screen cap>trim the video down to 10 seconds or less>>>file: EXPORT: export to 480p (720p is okay most of the time but just do 480p) >go to video2edit dot com slash convert-to-webm>drag your exported file into the box>scroll down to the bottom of the page and make sure DISABLE AUDIO TRACK is checked and click STARTIt will generate it free for you to download and you can post it here.
Copper "Ike" Terry
>>142312801>You're an absolute spaccyhaha a little bit, i could do it it just takes up too much time and effort. I have to cut the mp4, convert it to webm, make it the right size without sound and shit.
>>142312801He watches k-1 so I estimate his IQ to be 24
I only watch MMA youtuber that groom minors and traffick children for a living
>He watches k-1 so I estimate his IQ to be 24fuck you abdul
Big Marcel is the only MMA source you should be following.
>>142312892Degen Rips fans?
>>142312852thanks man
>it just takes up too much time and effort.>If have to click 2 different buttons
I only get my MMA facts from AI generated Youtube channels while I goon to pawg milfs.
heeminder bedtime mmgay plays minecraft thus isn't /heem/coded
>>142313048>pawg milfNOOO YOU'RE GONNA SET HIM OFF
>>142313076Heh, that's what I was trying to do.
>pawg milfs
>>142312651She was high as shit on something for this stream.Dumb druggies gotta be high to even enjoy some simple classical music, they're so pathetic.
test
chairs b
>>142313217She had just come back from a classical music show with her friends, she probably had a couple drinks
>>142312852>>142313248haha my nigga
>>142313275Nah, she hinted more than once she was on something she "Won't disclose" on stream.Not sure what, she wasn't entirely fucked up, but that might just be due to experience. She was hyper and much more loose with her opinions.
>>142313326the yack and some fent.
you guys are weird
>>142313326>>142313275who fucking cares you absolute mongoloids
MMA is dead
Is there anything he won't duck??
why is fight fairy always wearing some super modest clothes? would it kill her to show a little more skin, I know she wore the bodysuit during that one stream, but some cleavege wouldnt hurt
Why do you retards insist on using heem as your friend simulator.
Wait a second, so you are telling me that wales pays for k1?
>Another night gooning to an escorts MMA stream >then I realised she may have been intoxicated on illegal substances>day ruined
>>142313433we dont want to be lonely
We know you dont... cant.
>>142313460Are you intoxicated or something?
Yeah I'm a jacked Taiwanese boy whatup
>>142313460>escortsshes not an escort
>>142313433Nobody wants to die alone b
>he paid
>paying for streams and sex
>>142313527why is she drinking urine?
the grimocity of /heem/ with no cards for 2 weeks and dogshit cards for 4-6 weeks after
>>142313663thats not a word
Not for nothing, but fightfairy is the most important figure in MMA since time immemorial.
>>142313527She's actually a genius. She found one of the largest untapped veins of simps on the planet: the mma fanbase. Extremely based.
... It's time to evolve
>Someone started talking to Fairy IRL right before Poatan vs Jiri, she muted, then ended stream.literally abandoned us :(
>>142313731>see mmaguru getting 10k views on a livestream>realize you can be a complete retard and get views as long as you keep talking>remember you have boobsMore like a one eyed man in the land of the blind.
Imagine Guru plapping Fightfairy with his stinky chode
>>142313731>Its heckin simpsWhy does no one watch MMA Spice then? Maybe Fairy's content is just good and we enjoy watching.
>>142313686You're not a word, nigitch mtfk.
Imagine not caring about ecelebs. I know, it's hard.
>>142313754he'll be devolving after the CTE he just took
>>142313777That is geniunly disgusting, how the fuck are you eating mayo
>>142313754The don't fix it if it ain't broken mentality of fighters is why him and gaehtje got fucked, is too late for them to try to improve.
>>142313795cos mma spice is fugly and wears a trenchcoat the literal opposite of revealing clothing. may as well wear a burkha
>>142313804but you care about fighters, tell us how we differ
>>142313814gota eat big to get big b
>>142313838If you think there's no difference between two well trained people fighting and someone blabbing into a webcam then I really cannot help you.
If you watch mma youtubers you are a retard, simple as.
the day fightfairy overtakes guru's sub count will be a glass ceiling moment
honestly for being the fight week of a dead card heem's pretty active rn
I would pay for sex
Iâm unashamedly a Morning Kombat man
If you watch k-1 you are a retard, simple as.
If you watch that crap you are gay
took me a bit longer to make this one, getting under 4mb is tricky for the longer ones of course
>>142313897the most important fighter in mma just foughtit's alex btw
>>142313897chama
Crap we don't watch here:One fc, rizin, bellator, pfl, k1, power slap, bare knuckle, karate combat, wmma, box.Mma jewchud content creators.
>>142313932this is how you actually get people interested in k1, not that spamming shit you were doing before, good shit b
>>142313963/heem/ consensus right here.
>brothers in arms
>>142313932>that whiffed spinning backfist then immediately getting dropped
>>142313948ando modo diablo, mirame los cuernes
>>142313963true we watch grappling here
>>142314014El rojo.
>>142313963add UFC and the list will be complete
There are no good or bad organizations, only good or bad fights. If you are watching a Katlyn Chookagian fight night instead of a kickboxing world championship or something else â that is nothing to brag about. It just means youâre a cazzie retard obsessed with brand loyalty.
>>142313969Why are you so gay?
Cute fight fairy momenthttps://youtu.be/HQgk4n0JiOU?t=65
>>142314051What if i don't watch either?
>Siempre rojo 27, como Deadpool
>chama
>>14231412448
>>142314124Is the clock on the wall or the ceiling?
>>142314163
>>142314130do i look like alex?
>>142314163outback education
>>142314192You're basically twins.
>>142314216awesome
Don't encourage the puzzle poster. He's a faggot.
>>142314192you look just like pantoja! save some ladies for us stud ;)
Is it ok to apologize profusely right after you cum? Been doing it for years haha
>>142314240only if he didn't finish at the same time as you
>>142314240I usually start crying.
Any of you watch the roku documentary? I'm sick with a cold and I've been watching it all day.
>>142313777I have a feeling his channel is gonna die soon and he is going to spiral
>>142314277he got 300k views on his 7 hour livestream VOD
>>142314192what race is this
I've stopped watching Guru the moment I decided to give Lucas Tracy a chance, at first I avoided Tracy's clips or links like the plague because I thought he was a "Casual" how everyone labeled him, but he's not. He knows a lot and does his research. Much more entertaining than Guru, funnier and has a fiery passion for MMA
life when bald staphless islam takes that Jamaican rats head clean off his shoulders
>>142295245Wendell Sneed
>>142314346people were seriously rating "benny" 18 months ago
We don't watch that crap here
>>142314334puke is still far better than both sadly
>>142314378>>142314389Lucas runs MMA youtube, he is kino.https://youtu.be/PY-Syl5z-oU?t=197
I donât watch mma guru but I heard him say he has never kissed a girl. Iâm afraid I canât take anything he says seriously. I would heem him.
>>142314378>>142314424
You are all posting dog shit channels for zoomers. Practically tiktok tier garbage. If you are in high school I simply canât take anything you say seriously.
>I heard him say he has never kissed a girl. Is there a better way to endear yourself to those watching ecelebs? I think not.
who is this melvin joel fellow and does he fight or does he just train
>>142314328>>142314216>>142314229What was it
>>142314346Put Gamrot in S tier and Islam in B and we're set.
"No Life Left" Jon Jones
>>142314124I actively resented math in school and retained no information. I am too stupid to answer this question.
Poabros... Should we be worried??
>>142314528sneed face reveal
Lohan and Alessandro react to Poatan koing "Jerry"
>>142314599not enough makeup
Melvin Joel and Yousri react
Kill that welsh/romanian faggotNo one cares about those ching chongs
>>142314615Fuck you
If Herb Dean stepped in right after the head kick, how many of you retards are saying early stoppage?
>>142314528https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/142295245/#142314192average heemster
>>142314652>mfw
>>142314604Poatan has been siphoning that kids haplosiveness for sure
>>142314661good or bad
>>142314667I fuck you bastard bitch motherfuck cunt
>>142314633That dude's entire family line got GREEKED.Not an ounce of Italian blood in him.
>>142312680Is there a backstory to this
All those webms tell me is that k1fags are chinlets.
guy seething over k1 posting welsh citing it's 'off topic' is now gushing over a crack addict
I could heem all Italian flag posters
>>142314705Poatan was looksmaxxing for a little bit
>>142314809I mean, he doesn't even need to try.He's a genetic gigachad.
Why do Poatans retarded little kids keep saying "chama" trying to watch his youtube video and theyre intentionally ending EVERY sentence with "chama"
>>142314745
damn theyre tall
Hapael aceler is claiming he turned down Islam to continue waiting for conor.
Strickland softened Jiri
>>142314845Kids tend to look up and imitates their parent figures when the parents are great people.
>>142314209Like all of these dumb math problems the only way to win is to think about it for 30 seconds and then go about your day. By the way I was only off by 4 your dumb yank:https://byjus.com/question-answer/how-many-times-are-the-hands-of-a-clock-at-right-angle-in-a-day/
>>142314904glaze
last night I dreamt that chandler vs mcgregor happened and conor got slept immediately. betting my house on this shit if the fight does end up happening(it wont)
>>142314904the dickriding is crazy
>>142314895Sean has been looking fat as fuck lately, other than when he's close to a fight date. Has he always been like that (since moving to middleweight)?
>>14231492650%
>>142314993>american education
>>142314968yeah, even when in fight shape his abs are only truly visible when weighing in or after sparring
Is Poatan a T50 Warrior?
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>>142315000Please then, enlightened one, explain to me why I'm wrong. If I pull a green ball, that rules out the box that only had red in it, leaving either a box with a green or a box with a red. I don't see how this can be considered anything other than a 50/50. If I'm pulling from the same box, then there's only one ball remaining, and therefore only two possible outcomes.
