>skies 700 free kicks without scoring a single goalBACK UP EVERYONE THIS ONE IS GOING IN TOP BINS>yanks up shorts>spreads legs wide>deep breath>the crowd freeze, everyone tense>the commentators gasp>this is the moment>runs up>skies free kick number 701 >ball literally leaves the stadium>demands the next free kick
>>142299010hes always been that wayan obnoxious stattpadding ball hogthat doesnt mean hes not good anymore
It has to be in his contract with Nike or something.
>>142299010you know he wedgies himself to adjust the lucky buttplug he always plays with
>>142299010KEK
>>142299010He's never been as clutch as people think he is. But that's the thing about "aura". It's all emotional not scientific. But if a player has a dangerous aura that has a real measurable effect on the game because it affects the way players on both teams think.
>>142299435thiswhenever Ive seen him play I thought he is an overrated hackbut at the end of the season he still had 40 goals
>>142299435>Wolfsburg, Bayern (twice), Atlético 2017, Juve, PSGTeams Ronaldo scored at least a brace against when his team was losing or drawing the double-leg, and that's from the top of my head and only counting UCL. He was clutch and you have no memory
>>142299802pfft, those were probably all tap-ins and penalties which even I COULD SCORE
>>142299802yeah he scored, but he always looked clumsy and he was always a ballhogging statpadder
>>142299010He's about to take another one lol
>>142299010get ready for #702
>>142299913one of them will go on, he will be a genius againthats how it always was
>>142299957*go in
my body is ready for 703
I think Slovenia's most effective way of defending is just giving away direct free kicks kek
>>142299802Yes well done you remember the handful of games literally everyone remembers and thinks of when they call Ronaldo clutch. He's played hundreds of games. Thank you, perfect example of how NPCs take a few emotionally memorable moments and base their opinion on them without actually looking at the facts.
>>142300225>Thank you, perfect example of how NPCs take a few emotionally memorable moments and base their opinion on them without actually looking at the facts.Holy malding
>>142300810volumes
>>142300058it's happening!
>>142299010Best review of today's match
WE WANT 704
>>142300058How was it
>>142301068soon
another one kek seriously the free kicks are wasted with him
here comes 704
Pretty sure he earnestly believes the next one is going in
>>142299010kek
>>142301068reckon he has #704 in him tonight?
>>142301280Is he religious? He probably believes he's fated by God to score the winner
why does he look so focused and determined before the kick? its not going in lil bro
get this fucking bum off the field already
>>142299010Incredibly based
>>142301383he knows all the cameras are on himat this point he is basicly an actor, playing a role
hack-a-ronnie
>>142301280This is true and understandable. He's been an open gay pedophile for decades and has never been punished, why wouldn't he think he's blessed by the Hebrew's God
The lesson is you need to be a sociopath to be successful in life.
>>142299010Has anyone scored a free kick this Euro tho?They all do it, >set up for 3 minutes>3 men behind the ball>discuss>whisper>try to trick the goalkeeper>It goes in the wall like clockwork.
>>142301626has anyone fucked more free kicks away while objectively better free kick takers stand next to them but aren't allowed to have a go?
>>142301626walls are against the original spirit of the game
>>142299010i really pity pendu, he's so clearly mentally broken by riggi riggitini
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>142299010say what you like he's still lethal at pens
Ronaldo's live descent into cognitive decline and madness is sad to see
>>142305518lol no it isn't
Ronaljo Biden needs to step down
>>142305617He's literally losing his faith in front of our eyes
>>142299010Absolutely hilarious, he does the same shit in clubs as well. It's just bad luck, innit. Only 700 more attempts and he's gonna score one and the haters will be silenced.
>>142299802was
Why is he on the team?
19 shots0 goals
>>142299010
>>142299010lol
>>142306938If another striker got 19 shots at least one would go in surely, Portugal might be handicapping themselves
>>142306931ratings/advertiser draw
>>142299010>Mfw hearing that stat about being 1-77 in free kicks at major tournamentsAnyone remember when Bale was so good at free kicks in 2012 and when he went to Madrid it was still le legs spread apart man smashing them into the wall?There was a stretch where he got injured, and Bale started taking them, and Bale scored lol
>>142301771walls never been a problem for the little magician
kek
>>142311251that's probably why Bale started hating footballlmao
>>142299010>ynr Ronaldo being known as a "freekick specialist" which seemed to be entirely based on one good freekick he scored for Manure
>>142299010These days he sucks at them but I was still terrified everytime he took a free kick.
>>142316753thisone was pretty close, too
The CR7 was a down period for soccer, hope we don't have another like that in our lifetimes
>>142299010Juninho who scored more than anyone ever, only scored 77 In a 20 year career that’s an average of less than 4 per yearFree kick goals are very rare even among the best takers
>>142323761I never watched the French league so I only saw the highlights back then, that also gave me the perception Juninho was scoring free kick goals every match lol
>>142299010The most unlikeable sportsman I've ever seen and it's not even close.
>>142323761There's such a thing as accuracy though. JP wasn't the best FK taker just because he scored some more FK than anyone else, he was also the best because he had a way higher accuracy % than every other FK taker ever. Consider the fact that Juninho converted 18% of every FK he took as a profesional, not to mention he could strike it long or short distance, curl o hit knuckle ball etc. What's Penaldo's best ever mark that makes people consider a genuine threat on deadball? A whopping 7%, with only 4% ever since 2014 to date. Players who're considered actual FK especialists hover around 9-10%. Tl;dr, Juninho was actually really fucking good at FK and Cristanos is mediocre to bad at them.
>>142316753mindboggling. I rolled my eyes in resignation every time because he misses every time.
>>142301551That's not Michael Jackson...
Deadsonaldo in a nutshell. 0.000001% chance of making this. By all means should be passing this. But no, the pathetic narcissist has to make it all about him and try for the shot.This .webm speaks volumes.
>>142324102What a selfish wanker
>>142324139Yes.
>>142324146This is a reminder that Deadsonaldo is such a vain narcissist that he regularly gets botox injected into his tiny penis to make it thicker.
any portoguese anon caring to explain why Leao is diving like crazy? He's risking simulation yellows in every single match
>>142324102does he know he'd have higher odds of scoring letting someone else take it and go for the header himself
>>142299010Forgot>watches himself on the big screenhttps://x.com/bryansgunn/status/1597491115116343296?lang=en
>>142326379chad and narcissistic psychopath pilled
What is this hatred against Ronaldo ?The guy has no tatoos and has elite mentality. Super competitive ? Yes. Arrogant ? Yes, but he has something to show for it. I think he is a great eole model for young players because he shows working hard and being professional can help you achieve your dreams. Messi may be more natural, but his attitude in training wont help the youngsters, that is ehy people in awe of Messi, but he cannot be a role model as he was born with unnatural skills, while Ronaldo built up himself. And yes he is aging, but being at the Euros at 39 and being competitive is respectable in itself. Look at Wesley Schneider….
>>142323910Do you have stats for other playersSuspect Roberto Carlos was even lower than Ronaldo, but what about Beckham, Ronaldinho or Figo? And assist stats?
>>142300810German efficiency
>>142324102lmao what a retard
>>142326432only retards that can't see how fake he is love ronaldo>b-but he has the skill to back it uplmao
>>142326432No white person would tpye this unironically
>>142299802>scores a penalty when his team is already 3-1 up
>>142299435yeah I'm pretty sure slovenian defenders were real scared of him yesterday lmao he can barely run now
>>142326690Was a little sad desu. They didn't even man mark him. What chance Martinez drops him and you beat France 6-1?
